Khazar milkers need to be in CPRM’s next episode. It’s legendary after just a few hours.
Shpip
on November 30, 2022 at 9:21 pm
I read this both times as “Kazakh milkers,” and immediately thought of Milana Vayntrub. Which is completely wrong, as she’s (((Uzbek))).
R.J.
on November 30, 2022 at 9:23 pm
She is also lovely.
dbleagle
on November 30, 2022 at 9:31 pm
She does have that girl from the neighborhood feel about her. During the Panicdemic a guy I sail with mentioned that she has quite the caboose and that is why the commercials never show her below the waist. So I started watching for that in the commercials. Sumofabitch was correct.
R.J.
on November 30, 2022 at 9:35 pm
She was in a movie about a werewolf where she showed her fantastic assets off. If it ever gets to TUBI or Pluto imma showing it.
why the commercials never show her below the waist
IIRC, she made that part of the contract. That, and her chest is also rarely shown.
Shpip
on November 30, 2022 at 10:00 pm
During the Panicdemic a guy I sail with mentioned that she has quite the caboose and that is why the commercials never show her below the waist.
Speculation was that she was pregnant and the furniture was hiding her baby bump. But no, if you listened to Milana, it was because every time she put up a pic on social media showing off her assets, online trolls would make crude comments. So she was “denying them the right to look at her body in commercials.”
Which was bullshit, of course. She had a kid in May 2020.
Yusef drives a Kia
on November 30, 2022 at 7:55 pm
Very well done, Fuck yeah!
dbleagle
on November 30, 2022 at 7:59 pm
Old Topic. In my recent piece about nukes I mentioned WWI conventional emplaced massive mines. This is a short video of a flight over the big crater at the Somme. The originator does a good job of getting you familiar with the terrain and the losses.
And I’ve taken the role of Wicket, Admiral Ackbar, and Max Rebo.
May the First be with you!
Tundra
on November 30, 2022 at 9:40 pm
Sausage Ina Bun!
Just excellent. I have no clue what a Fortnite is, but I know about hot chicks getting into pillow fights out at the beach house!
Thanks, CPRM!
MikeS
on November 30, 2022 at 9:42 pm
It’s two weeks.
CPRM
on November 30, 2022 at 10:47 pm
I’m on the Wed Zoom if anyone wants come on and talk about Donald’s Virtual Real Estate Empire!
R.J.
on December 1, 2022 at 6:31 am
Awww. Lately I’ve been starting work at 6:00 CST. I have no energy for Zooms. And I did think about it.
Tres Cool
on December 1, 2022 at 2:33 am
Jugsy is snoring in bed, an appropriate degree of obstructive sleep apnea for a woman of her construction.
A boxer-doge on either couch, snoring as is fitting their breed.
And for my d̵a̵y̵ night off, Im sitting here quietly reading Glibs since I slept through Joemala and SF Wednesday linx.
No Tall Cans™ until at least 0800 since Im taking Tres Ver 2.0 to school in a few hours.
Tres Cool
on December 1, 2022 at 3:15 am
A midget got kicked out of a nudist colony.
Evidently he was putting his nose in everyone’s business.
Stinky Wizzleteats
on December 1, 2022 at 4:54 am
Stop ripping off Redd Foxx.
Tres Cool
on December 1, 2022 at 5:13 am
He’s dead. Its pubic domain.
(honestly didnt know Fred Sanford did it- figured I was ripping someone else off)
Stinky Wizzleteats
on December 1, 2022 at 5:35 am
Just kidding, I was just saying it’s an old joke. If you like that kind of stuff look up the lady that played Aunt Esther’s old routines, she was dirtier than him.
Morning:
Going to be busy today, collecting water samples, budget meetings starting.
And its cold.
Sean
on December 1, 2022 at 4:34 am
Sounds lame. Call out with the coof.
robodruid
on December 1, 2022 at 4:44 am
“acting” for another AFB so i have to sort of be there.
Tres Cool
on December 1, 2022 at 4:35 am
Its a blamy 20º F here when I just took out my perpetually-embarrassing recycle.
Grosspatzer
on December 1, 2022 at 6:23 am
Tall Empty Cans!
Gender Traitor
on December 1, 2022 at 5:27 am
Good morning, ‘bodru, Sean, homey, Stinky, U, and Roat! First of the month, so month-end reports begin in earnest, of course, though I have a head start on a couple of them. And still 32 minutes of recorded Board meeting to plod through. One side of one sofa cushion sewn. “Turning the corners” was a bit cludgy, but it looks OK turned right-side out, so who cares? And it’s cold – 22, “feels like 15.”
I had my favorite salad from my favorite (regional?) pizza chain (aside to Tres: Donato’s, of course) for dinner last night – “Chicken Harvest” also with chunks of apple, dried cranberries, blue cheese, and a tasty apple vinaigrette dressing of which I’m very fond. Unfortunately, dinner was earlier than usual (as soon as I picked up the order on my way home from my hair appointment,) so I got hungry again before the evening was over.
Grosspatzer
on December 1, 2022 at 6:26 am
Mornin’, GT.
chunks of apple, dried cranberries, blue cheese, and a tasty apple vinaigrette dressing of which I’m very fond.
Any investment firm, industry, or individual who bites on this at face value and not for the lucrative inroad to human trafficking angle should be institutionalized.
The war isn’t over and they’re doing the “reconstruction” grift already?
Stinky Wizzleteats
on December 1, 2022 at 4:57 am
It’d amount to a hell of a skim. Those villas on the French Riviera aren’t going to pay for themselves.
Grosspatzer
on December 1, 2022 at 6:20 am
Wow, perfect timing! The markets are tanking, and I’ve been looking.for a.way to grow my retirement nest egg. This looks like just the ticket, I’ll get right on it, as soon as I collect that $10MM from the nice Nigerian gentleman who emailed me the other day.
Sean
on December 1, 2022 at 4:57 am
If you’re building settlements and haven’t watched any skooled zone videos, you’re probably doing it wrong.
Weren’t you supposed to deliver that to the scrapyard?
R C Dean
on December 1, 2022 at 6:07 am
“Delivering my junk to the scrapyard” is an excellent euphemism.
Semi-Spartan Dad
on December 1, 2022 at 6:14 am
I use Ring but just assume others have access to all of the recordings. The wifi capability, app, and storage makes them too convenient to not use around the property. But I always have that in the back of my mind.
R C Dean
on December 1, 2022 at 6:30 am
I made it this far without video surveillance of my property (and myself). Just don’t see the need for it.
I use Wyze, but all my cameras are outside so anything on them anyone could have already seen anyways. I don’t care if someone wants to watch my driveway all day and night, I mean it’s a strange kink but who am I to judge.
The power went out last night. Rain and heavy winds blew through southern NH last night. I woke up in the middle of the night, and the power was out. It came on sometime between then and now.
I slept in a bit and now it is time to head into the gym.
Seen it already.
First!
You disgust me.
#metoo
I let you have it.
I too, shall express token disgust.
This episode was rad, but rather than Donald in 2024, I’d write in CPRM.
“Those look totally Boss”
What you had done there? I seen it.
Firs!
Fits!
Fist!
Stir!
Tris!
Funny as all
Get out, but what out of sync
reposting because Khazar milkers
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FinSWuoXoAAjW0j.jpg
Khazar milkers need to be in CPRM’s next episode. It’s legendary after just a few hours.
I read this both times as “Kazakh milkers,” and immediately thought of Milana Vayntrub. Which is completely wrong, as she’s (((Uzbek))).
She is also lovely.
She does have that girl from the neighborhood feel about her. During the Panicdemic a guy I sail with mentioned that she has quite the caboose and that is why the commercials never show her below the waist. So I started watching for that in the commercials. Sumofabitch was correct.
She was in a movie about a werewolf where she showed her fantastic assets off. If it ever gets to TUBI or Pluto imma showing it.
IIRC, she made that part of the contract. That, and her chest is also rarely shown.
Speculation was that she was pregnant and the furniture was hiding her baby bump. But no, if you listened to Milana, it was because every time she put up a pic on social media showing off her assets, online trolls would make crude comments. So she was “denying them the right to look at her body in commercials.”
Which was bullshit, of course. She had a kid in May 2020.
Now she has normal breeder hips.
For some reason I was expecting Milena Velba.
I don’t put settlers at the airport.
Very well done, Fuck yeah!
Old Topic. In my recent piece about nukes I mentioned WWI conventional emplaced massive mines. This is a short video of a flight over the big crater at the Somme. The originator does a good job of getting you familiar with the terrain and the losses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJu8b8oUbkc
That was wild!
The whole time I was thinking about tilling and excavating in that area. Had to have been a little gruesome.
Thanks, dbleagle!
thank you, sir Eagle!!
Somerville place never unlocked for me and I don’t want to take it by force. 😒
Why would you want Somerville, MA?
OK, Davis Square and Union Square had, before the Lil Rona Panic, some good places to drop in at, but otherwise… why?
I have a vast network of settlements. I’m rebuilding the commonwealth.
Hopefully better?
To be close to slumbrew
Good point.
I believe it’s a Railroad mission that unlocks it.
Supposedly a MM mission could also unlock it. Fucking Preston…
Spectacle Island is my RR safehouse.
CPRM knows real estate.
“With money we can do anything” a contractor once told me. Big Don has the bucks, gets to chose which scenario he prefers.
Thanks, CPRM, looks like a lot of work, your efforts are appreciated.
All those nice hangouts almost make me look forward to the apocalypse.
Ass Wednesday after dark.
https://archive.ph/aBVUE/8e0487c5cdab876764e81063d7b5b53fda22fde9.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/dJUWJ/9458ee4a518407030ebaacdab214cec92eb9f07f.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/33eL8/d95f87d7da663e96f441fce855cf0ece19824ce7.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/k2x1A/7b002edd21eb000a36eab7e7de2df38441bd9197.jpg
NSFW.
Nice!
Nicer!
Nicest!
That thigh-gap at the top near the pubic zone is referred to as ‘factory air’.
As The Three Eyed Firster, I have taken on the role of Obi-Wan, Darth Vader, and Luke Skywalker in this war.
Nerd!
And I’ve taken the role of Wicket, Admiral Ackbar, and Max Rebo.
May the First be with you!
Sausage Ina Bun!
Just excellent. I have no clue what a Fortnite is, but I know about hot chicks getting into pillow fights out at the beach house!
Thanks, CPRM!
It’s two weeks.
I’m on the Wed Zoom if anyone wants come on and talk about Donald’s Virtual Real Estate Empire!
Awww. Lately I’ve been starting work at 6:00 CST. I have no energy for Zooms. And I did think about it.
Jugsy is snoring in bed, an appropriate degree of obstructive sleep apnea for a woman of her construction.
A boxer-doge on either couch, snoring as is fitting their breed.
And for my d̵a̵y̵ night off, Im sitting here quietly reading Glibs since I slept through Joemala and SF Wednesday linx.
No Tall Cans™ until at least 0800 since Im taking Tres Ver 2.0 to school in a few hours.
A midget got kicked out of a nudist colony.
Evidently he was putting his nose in everyone’s business.
Stop ripping off Redd Foxx.
He’s dead. Its pubic domain.
(honestly didnt know Fred Sanford did it- figured I was ripping someone else off)
Just kidding, I was just saying it’s an old joke. If you like that kind of stuff look up the lady that played Aunt Esther’s old routines, she was dirtier than him.
Morning, Glibs.
*raises cup of coffee*
suh’ cuh
Are you calling me a sucker? It’s getting harder to figure out what you’re saying at times.
Happy first day of winter.
Still above freezing, it’s not winter yet.
https://www.boston.com/news/crime/2022/11/30/marshfield-ma-double-homicide/
Harsh way to go. Motive?
https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/southeastern-pa/doylestown-doctor-gets-prison-for-unlawfully-prescribing-opioids/article_894a7a02-7005-11ed-8c7b-fb4381ee2c3d.html
I see no mention of actual harm.
December 1953 was the first Playboy magazine printed.
https://www.biography.com/news/marilyn-monroe-playboy-first-issue-didnt-pose
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2022/11/setting-a-special-election-date-to-fill-vacancy-touches-off-power-struggle-in-pa-house.html
That tie is gay AF.
Morning:
Going to be busy today, collecting water samples, budget meetings starting.
And its cold.
Sounds lame. Call out with the coof.
“acting” for another AFB so i have to sort of be there.
Its a blamy 20º F here when I just took out my perpetually-embarrassing recycle.
TallEmpty Cans!Good morning, ‘bodru, Sean, homey, Stinky, U, and Roat! First of the month, so month-end reports begin in earnest, of course, though I have a head start on a couple of them. And still 32 minutes of recorded Board meeting to plod through. One side of one sofa cushion sewn. “Turning the corners” was a bit cludgy, but it looks OK turned right-side out, so who cares? And it’s cold – 22, “feels like 15.”
Thursday, so it’s a remote day. I woke up before my alarm.
Now what?
Breakfast?
Sure, why not.
*starts breatfast salad.*
I had my favorite salad from my favorite (regional?) pizza chain (aside to Tres: Donato’s, of course) for dinner last night – “Chicken Harvest” also with chunks of apple, dried cranberries, blue cheese, and a tasty apple vinaigrette dressing of which I’m very fond. Unfortunately, dinner was earlier than usual (as soon as I picked up the order on my way home from my hair appointment,) so I got hungry again before the evening was over.
Mornin’, GT.
chunks of apple, dried cranberries, blue cheese, and a tasty apple vinaigrette dressing of which I’m very fond.
Saving pineapple for the pizza?
Good morning suckers, whoops I meant fellow Glibs, have I got a prime investment opportunity for all of you:
“D.C. Think Tank Urges America To “Invest” In Zelensky’s $1 Trillion Reconstruction Plan “
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/dc-think-tank-urges-america-invest-zelenskys-1-trillion-reconstruction-plan
Any investment firm, industry, or individual who bites on this at face value and not for the lucrative inroad to human trafficking angle should be institutionalized.
The war isn’t over and they’re doing the “reconstruction” grift already?
It’d amount to a hell of a skim. Those villas on the French Riviera aren’t going to pay for themselves.
Wow, perfect timing! The markets are tanking, and I’ve been looking.for a.way to grow my retirement nest egg. This looks like just the ticket, I’ll get right on it, as soon as I collect that $10MM from the nice Nigerian gentleman who emailed me the other day.
If you’re building settlements and haven’t watched any skooled zone videos, you’re probably doing it wrong.
https://www.skooledzone.com/nomods
#9, 16, & 17 to start.
I will look at these.
Thank you.
Anyone here use these?
“ Anker’s Eufy lied to us about the security of its security cameras”
https://www.theverge.com/2022/11/30/23486753/anker-eufy-security-camera-cloud-private-encryption-authentication-storage
Either stop or don’t (not encrypted)
*waggles junk at camera*
Weren’t you supposed to deliver that to the scrapyard?
“Delivering my junk to the scrapyard” is an excellent euphemism.
I use Ring but just assume others have access to all of the recordings. The wifi capability, app, and storage makes them too convenient to not use around the property. But I always have that in the back of my mind.
I made it this far without video surveillance of my property (and myself). Just don’t see the need for it.
*shakes cane, wanders off*
I use Wyze, but all my cameras are outside so anything on them anyone could have already seen anyways. I don’t care if someone wants to watch my driveway all day and night, I mean it’s a strange kink but who am I to judge.
Mornin’, reprobates!
Good morning, ‘patzie – and SSD and RCD!
Good morning Glibber-nam!
CMcV
RIP. I liked her voice much more than Stevie’s irritating nasal whine.
Plus she seemed to be the only one in that iteration of The Mac with a reasonably level head on her shoulders.
USC Marching Band!!
Don’t say that you love me!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ATMR5ettHz8
Mornin’ all.
The power went out last night. Rain and heavy winds blew through southern NH last night. I woke up in the middle of the night, and the power was out. It came on sometime between then and now.
I slept in a bit and now it is time to head into the gym.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/bill-clinton-tests-positive-covid-19-says-grateful-vaccinated-boosted/
Bill’s got the ‘vid.