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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

100 Comments

  1. MikeS

    Seen it already.

    First!

    • Brochettaward

      You disgust me.

    • DEG

      #metoo

    • R.J.

      I let you have it.
      I too, shall express token disgust.

      This episode was rad, but rather than Donald in 2024, I’d write in CPRM.

  2. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    “Those look totally Boss”

    What you had done there? I seen it.

  3. pistoffnick

    Firs!

    • pistoffnick

      Fits!

      • pistoffnick

        Fist!

      • pistoffnick

        Stir!

      • slumbrew

        Tris!

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    Funny as all
    Get out, but what out of sync

    • R.J.

      Khazar milkers need to be in CPRM’s next episode. It’s legendary after just a few hours.

      • Shpip

        I read this both times as “Kazakh milkers,” and immediately thought of Milana Vayntrub. Which is completely wrong, as she’s (((Uzbek))).

      • R.J.

        She is also lovely.

      • dbleagle

        She does have that girl from the neighborhood feel about her. During the Panicdemic a guy I sail with mentioned that she has quite the caboose and that is why the commercials never show her below the waist. So I started watching for that in the commercials. Sumofabitch was correct.

      • R.J.

        She was in a movie about a werewolf where she showed her fantastic assets off. If it ever gets to TUBI or Pluto imma showing it.

      • Mojeaux

        why the commercials never show her below the waist

        IIRC, she made that part of the contract. That, and her chest is also rarely shown.

      • Shpip

        During the Panicdemic a guy I sail with mentioned that she has quite the caboose and that is why the commercials never show her below the waist.

        Speculation was that she was pregnant and the furniture was hiding her baby bump. But no, if you listened to Milana, it was because every time she put up a pic on social media showing off her assets, online trolls would make crude comments. So she was “denying them the right to look at her body in commercials.”

        Which was bullshit, of course. She had a kid in May 2020.

        Now she has normal breeder hips.

      • Tres Cool

        For some reason I was expecting Milena Velba.

  5. Sean

    I don’t put settlers at the airport.

  6. Yusef drives a Kia

    Very well done, Fuck yeah!

  7. dbleagle

    Old Topic. In my recent piece about nukes I mentioned WWI conventional emplaced massive mines. This is a short video of a flight over the big crater at the Somme. The originator does a good job of getting you familiar with the terrain and the losses.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJu8b8oUbkc

    • Tundra

      That was wild!

      The whole time I was thinking about tilling and excavating in that area. Had to have been a little gruesome.

      Thanks, dbleagle!

    • hayeksplosives

      thank you, sir Eagle!!

  8. Sean

    Somerville place never unlocked for me and I don’t want to take it by force. 😒

    • DEG

      Why would you want Somerville, MA?

      OK, Davis Square and Union Square had, before the Lil Rona Panic, some good places to drop in at, but otherwise… why?

      • Sean

        I have a vast network of settlements. I’m rebuilding the commonwealth.

      • DEG

        Hopefully better?

      • Chafed

        To be close to slumbrew

      • DEG

        Good point.

    • CPRM

      I believe it’s a Railroad mission that unlocks it.

      • Sean

        Supposedly a MM mission could also unlock it. Fucking Preston…

        Spectacle Island is my RR safehouse.

  9. Fourscore

    CPRM knows real estate.

    “With money we can do anything” a contractor once told me. Big Don has the bucks, gets to chose which scenario he prefers.

    Thanks, CPRM, looks like a lot of work, your efforts are appreciated.

    • rhywun

      All those nice hangouts almost make me look forward to the apocalypse.

  10. Brochettaward

    As The Three Eyed Firster, I have taken on the role of Obi-Wan, Darth Vader, and Luke Skywalker in this war.

    • MikeS

      And I’ve taken the role of Wicket, Admiral Ackbar, and Max Rebo.

      May the First be with you!

  11. Tundra

    Sausage Ina Bun!

    Just excellent. I have no clue what a Fortnite is, but I know about hot chicks getting into pillow fights out at the beach house!

    Thanks, CPRM!

    • MikeS

      It’s two weeks.

  12. CPRM

    I’m on the Wed Zoom if anyone wants come on and talk about Donald’s Virtual Real Estate Empire!

    • R.J.

      Awww. Lately I’ve been starting work at 6:00 CST. I have no energy for Zooms. And I did think about it.

  13. Tres Cool

    Jugsy is snoring in bed, an appropriate degree of obstructive sleep apnea for a woman of her construction.
    A boxer-doge on either couch, snoring as is fitting their breed.

    And for my d̵a̵y̵ night off, Im sitting here quietly reading Glibs since I slept through Joemala and SF Wednesday linx.

    No Tall Cans™ until at least 0800 since Im taking Tres Ver 2.0 to school in a few hours.

  14. Tres Cool

    A midget got kicked out of a nudist colony.
    Evidently he was putting his nose in everyone’s business.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Stop ripping off Redd Foxx.

      • Tres Cool

        He’s dead. Its pubic domain.

        (honestly didnt know Fred Sanford did it- figured I was ripping someone else off)

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Just kidding, I was just saying it’s an old joke. If you like that kind of stuff look up the lady that played Aunt Esther’s old routines, she was dirtier than him.

    • Sean

      *raises cup of coffee*

    • Tres Cool

      suh’ cuh

      • UnCivilServant

        Are you calling me a sucker? It’s getting harder to figure out what you’re saying at times.

    • Rat on a train

      Happy first day of winter.

      • UnCivilServant

        Still above freezing, it’s not winter yet.

  15. robodruid

    Morning:
    Going to be busy today, collecting water samples, budget meetings starting.
    And its cold.

    • Sean

      Sounds lame. Call out with the coof.

      • robodruid

        “acting” for another AFB so i have to sort of be there.

    • Tres Cool

      Its a blamy 20º F here when I just took out my perpetually-embarrassing recycle.

      • Grosspatzer

        Tall Empty Cans!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘bodru, Sean, homey, Stinky, U, and Roat! First of the month, so month-end reports begin in earnest, of course, though I have a head start on a couple of them. And still 32 minutes of recorded Board meeting to plod through. One side of one sofa cushion sewn. “Turning the corners” was a bit cludgy, but it looks OK turned right-side out, so who cares? And it’s cold – 22, “feels like 15.”

      • UnCivilServant

        Thursday, so it’s a remote day. I woke up before my alarm.

        Now what?

      • Gender Traitor

        Breakfast?

      • UnCivilServant

        Sure, why not.

        *starts breatfast salad.*

      • Gender Traitor

        I had my favorite salad from my favorite (regional?) pizza chain (aside to Tres: Donato’s, of course) for dinner last night – “Chicken Harvest” also with chunks of apple, dried cranberries, blue cheese, and a tasty apple vinaigrette dressing of which I’m very fond. Unfortunately, dinner was earlier than usual (as soon as I picked up the order on my way home from my hair appointment,) so I got hungry again before the evening was over.

      • Grosspatzer

        Mornin’, GT.

        chunks of apple, dried cranberries, blue cheese, and a tasty apple vinaigrette dressing of which I’m very fond.

        Saving pineapple for the pizza?

  16. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Good morning suckers, whoops I meant fellow Glibs, have I got a prime investment opportunity for all of you:
    “D.C. Think Tank Urges America To “Invest” In Zelensky’s $1 Trillion Reconstruction Plan “
    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/dc-think-tank-urges-america-invest-zelenskys-1-trillion-reconstruction-plan

    Any investment firm, industry, or individual who bites on this at face value and not for the lucrative inroad to human trafficking angle should be institutionalized.

    • UnCivilServant

      The war isn’t over and they’re doing the “reconstruction” grift already?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’d amount to a hell of a skim. Those villas on the French Riviera aren’t going to pay for themselves.

    • Grosspatzer

      Wow, perfect timing! The markets are tanking, and I’ve been looking.for a.way to grow my retirement nest egg. This looks like just the ticket, I’ll get right on it, as soon as I collect that $10MM from the nice Nigerian gentleman who emailed me the other day.

  17. Sean

    If you’re building settlements and haven’t watched any skooled zone videos, you’re probably doing it wrong.

    https://www.skooledzone.com/nomods

    • Sean

      #9, 16, & 17 to start.

    • robodruid

      I will look at these.
      Thank you.

    • R C Dean

      *waggles junk at camera*

      • UnCivilServant

        Weren’t you supposed to deliver that to the scrapyard?

      • R C Dean

        “Delivering my junk to the scrapyard” is an excellent euphemism.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I use Ring but just assume others have access to all of the recordings. The wifi capability, app, and storage makes them too convenient to not use around the property. But I always have that in the back of my mind.

      • R C Dean

        I made it this far without video surveillance of my property (and myself). Just don’t see the need for it.

        *shakes cane, wanders off*

    • The Hyperbole

      I use Wyze, but all my cameras are outside so anything on them anyone could have already seen anyways. I don’t care if someone wants to watch my driveway all day and night, I mean it’s a strange kink but who am I to judge.

  18. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie – and SSD and RCD!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Good morning Glibber-nam!

  19. Gender Traitor
    • Grosspatzer

      RIP. I liked her voice much more than Stevie’s irritating nasal whine.

      • Gender Traitor

        Plus she seemed to be the only one in that iteration of The Mac with a reasonably level head on her shoulders.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        USC Marching Band!!

  20. DEG

    Mornin’ all.

    The power went out last night. Rain and heavy winds blew through southern NH last night. I woke up in the middle of the night, and the power was out. It came on sometime between then and now.

    I slept in a bit and now it is time to head into the gym.