Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Don’t fall in love

by | Nov 2, 2022 | Daily Links | 184 comments

FETTERMAN DO GOOD BEST FOR PENSLUBNARNIA


 

Woodland beauty spot haunted by ghost that tells people to fuck off

A Westcountry beauty spot is being haunted by a ghost that tells visitors to F*** off. Visitors to Dead Woman’s Ditch in Somerset’s Quantock Hills have reported being sworn out by the spirit, reports SomersetLive.

Ghost hunters have been to the location where a ‘woman in white’ is reported to abuse guests, near Over Stowey. The site was named after the murder of Jane Walford by her husband John in 1789.

Christine and Dave Thomas launched an investigation at the site 2020, and Christine claims she was shouted at and told to ‘f*** off’ by ”nasty, evil spirits”. She says she and her husband Dave picked up on a voice before being rudely told to leave.

The pair claim to have encountered the the ghost of the murderer from 1798. Dave said at the time: “There is definitely something there. My wife has experienced it for a long time. There are two types of voices.

“There’s the residual memories being replayed which people pick up on without being able to communicate with. Then there are voices you can interact with, which you can have an exchange with, which can answer questions.

“Not all, but some can be quite nasty, evil spirits. Not everybody is aware of ghosts. ‘That’s because some people have weaker barriers than others and are more likely to come across one.”


 

Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico reveal they secretly got married

 

Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico revealed they married in secret — after admitting they’ve been “privately” dating for two years.

Miss Argentina Mariana Varela, 26, and Miss Puerto Rico Fabiola Valentin, 22, originally met in 2020 during the Miss Grand International competition. Both ended up in the top 10 of MGI.

The pair always posted about their friendship on social media, but never publicly shared that they were anything more than friends.

The beauty queens confirmed both their relationship and their marriage in a joint Instagram Reel posted to their combined 245,000 followers.

“After deciding to keep our relationship private, we opened the doors to them on a special day,” the caption reads.

Aw. This is adorable. I hope these crazy kids can make it work.


 

Norwegian Man Now Identifies as a Disabled Woman, Uses Wheelchair “Almost All The Time”

A man in Norway is sparking outrage on social media after he was sympathetically interviewed about his decision to begin identifying as a disabled woman.

On October 28, Good Morning Norway (God Morgen Norge, GMN) aired an interview with Jørund Viktoria Alme, 53, an able-bodied male who now identifies as a disabled woman. In the interview, Alme stated that he had always wished he had been born a woman who was paralyzed from the waist down.

Alme, a senior credit analyst for Handelsbanken in Oslo, has received positive coverage in Norwegian media since he first announced his trans-disability publicly on Facebook in 2020. He has given several interviews, often alongside his wife, Agnes Mjålseth.

Despite having no physical handicaps, Alme currently utilizes a wheelchair “almost all the time.”

No! Change the channel back to the cute lesbian couple!


 

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184 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “Ghost hunters have been to the location where a ‘woman in white’ is reported to abuse guests”

    What’s “Fuck off” in Japanese?

    • Count Potato

      “That’s because some people have weaker barriers than others and are more likely to come across one.””

      Weaker barriers is off their Zyprexa?

      • Bobarian LMD

        “some people have weaker barriers than others and are more likely to come across one.”

        STEVE NO CARE HOW STRONG YOUR BARRIER AM. HE AM COMING ACROSS.

    • Sensei

      死ぬ – “shine” – basically means “die” as in drop dead.

      But not as widely used.

    • Homple

      Wilkie Collins, call your office.

  2. DEG

    In the interview, Alme stated that he had always wished he had been born a woman who was paralyzed from the waist down.

    Troll or serious?

    • Count Potato

      I saw the DM article this morning. I’m thinking actual crazy, but who knows?

    • Plisade

      Will it be getting plegia affirming surgery? …a completely reversible severing of the spinal cord?

    • R.J.

      He wished he was born as a majestic moose.
      A moose once bit my sister…
      No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge—her brother-in-law— an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”…
      Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti…

      • Tonio

        Glibs wants to assure our readers that the person making the above comment has been sacked.

      • Bobarian LMD

        LLAMAS!

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    A paralyzed woman?

    CWAC

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico revealed they married in secret — after admitting they’ve been “privately” dating for two years.

    Caramba!

    • R C Dean

      Muy caliente, no?

      • The Other Kevin

        It’s like two Gal Gadots kissing each other. It really can’t get more perfect.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Unless you’re Tres…then it’s wasted

      • Tonio

        Or me…

      • Chafed

        Si amigo. Si.

    • Lord Humungus

      I have the strangest er boner.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Fringed-dress lass is much too thin.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Need more research on that before I agree

    • Tundra

      Fake. They look like zero percent of the lesbians I know IRL.

      Still hawt though.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    A man in Norway is sparking outrage on social media after he was sympathetically interviewed about his decision to begin identifying as a disabled woman.

    Village idiot is so 20th century.

  6. robc

    Re: Morning links and hitting QB discussion

    The proper terminology is “No hitting the QB below the hemline.”

    • Mojeaux

      “Please may I sack you, sir?” /TinyTim

    • Bobarian LMD

      NFL is now marketing the TB12 Mini Skirt!

      • Fourscore

        I think it was Jack Lambert that suggested QBs have a handkerchief to throw down and at that point “Ruffing the passer” is the rule.

  7. Ownbestenemy

    I’m really hoping Biden goes full Order 66 tonight. Things have been a bit stale around here and we need the excitement

    • The Other Kevin

      Part of me still thinks they will declare a national emergency because of the “insurrectionists”, but I think with Jan. 6 being a dud it’s becoming less likely.

      • juris imprudent

        I don’t think even their own base would buy that bullshit.

      • Sean

        Just the crazies.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh I’m sure they would dutifully carry that water, I just don’t think they’d drink it themselves.

      • The Other Kevin

        Me neither. They might have gotten away with it at one time, but it’s clear that everything they do is trying to distract from the shitty job they’re doing.

      • Lord Humungus

        I heard that one – elections stopped for national emergency – back in the Obama and Bush years – not sure about Trump given the sources I usually read.

    • Swiss Servator

      “Execute Phillips 66, Jack!”

      • Ownbestenemy

        No joke! Come on man!

      • juris imprudent

        You know, the thing!

  8. Count Potato

    “White House is forced to DELETE fact-checked tweet claiming Biden has given American seniors the biggest boost in Social Security in 10 years

    As fact checkers were quick to point out, the increase is based on the rate of inflation and required by law.

    At first, Twitter added a note to the original Monday afternoon tweet.

    By Tuesday lunchtime the message had been deleted.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11382657/White-House-forced-DELETE-tweet-claiming-Biden-gave-seniors-record-boost-social-security.html

    HA HA

    • Rat on a train

      Why can’t we get our message to the people?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Elon has destroyed the 1st Amendment! We need to pass a Law Executive Order!

  9. The Other Kevin

    That couple is straight out of PornHub, or every man’s fantasy.

    Did people in 1789 tell people to fuck off? Are ghosts supposed to use the language of their time? Not sure how that works.

    It was only a matter of time before someone identified as a disabled woman. I think we saw this sort of thing coming a while ago. The people who are supporting this are more messed up IMO.

    Great song choice! I remember listening to it in my back yard on my little transistor radio.

    • juris imprudent

      Personally, I think the ghost in Wales is trying to reach the shit-head in Norway.

    • Chafed

      You are correct. I hope they film their honeymoon.

    • juris imprudent

      The problem is, ol’ uncle Miltie believed that money has a fairly constant velocity, and we have observed over the last decade plus that velocity is not anywhere near constant. Monetary theory is pretty much dead with that, as it has no answer (at least that has made it out of the cloister).

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Milton is pretty milquetoast when it comes to practical economics.

        It’s why I never understood why the Klein’s of the world chose to focus on him so much.

  10. Lord Humungus

    I’ve been to a few supposedly haunted places – graveyards mostly – and yet to see or experience anything particularly spooky. Or be told off.

      • R.J.

        Haunted or no, that would be an unpleasant place to visit. High creep factor.

      • rhywun

        Yah.

        Some buddies and I went tripping balls around the mostly abandoned Buffalo Psych Center one night. The side you don’t see here has cage-balconies for the guests – yikes!

    • R.J.

      If a “ghost” is telling you to fuck off, you should check the bushes. It’s probably a homeless person.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Same here, and I’ve been to plenty of graveyards, supposedly haunted buildings, medieval torture chambers, catacombs, Verdun and its ossuary, even a concentration camp. Not once did I ever feel any otherworldly presence or psychic phenomena. I guess my barriers are stronk.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      My Ring camera caught what looked to be a human-shaped ghost floating down my street one night. Complete with a cowl/cloak and holding a sword-like object. The whole ghost is lit up greenish white against a the black night background. Very human shaped with a head, eye sockets, neck, body, and arms.

      It’s weird. Of course an optical illusion of some sort based on light bouncing off the camera. But still weird.

      • one true athena

        Back when we were dating, my husband was driving me to my apartment north of Pasadena, CA. It was night, around 11 pm iirc. And on the side of the road (not a small rural road, a regular street with stoplights), there was this woman, leading a horse, and she was carrying a lantern. We both saw her. I’m sure she was a real person walking a real horse, not a ghost, but it was quite weird.

  11. Lord Humungus

    Those are some skinny bare legs /end of criticism

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Skinny, but they look like they could wrap around you three times.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        But her anaconda don’t wan’ none ya?

  12. The Late P Brooks

    If Nancy would just smother her husband with a pillow that would give them an excuse to come down on the deplorables like a ton of bricks.

    • Bobarian LMD

      NYT: Trump made her do it!

      • The Other Kevin

        Well of course, with the atmosphere of hate and violence and whatnot.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Mike Lindell possessed me!

      • Fourscore

        He gave you “One Last Chance”. Did you take it?

  13. UnCivilServant

    I get out of work an hour late because of meetings, arrive home to find even more after-hours meetings scheduled for tomorrow.

    Fuck them.

    Fuck them all.

    • Sean

      Spicy.

    • rhywun

      Don’t you leave unusually early, though? Or am I misremembering.

      • UnCivilServant

        I work the early shift 7-3. If you way attention, outlook actually shows you where the other person’s workday lies on their calendar when you schedule a meeting.

        Of course these same people don’t even check to see if there’s already a meeting in a time slot before dropping it on there.

      • R.J.

        “…people don’t even check to see if there’s already a meeting in a time slot before dropping it on there.”
        This is a universal truth.

      • Bobarian LMD

        My meeting is important!

  14. rhywun

    Researchers remarked that there were “similarities between Gender Identity Disorder and this condition.”

    No shit. I don’t see how thinking you’re amputated or paralyzed is any different from thinking you’re a he-she or she-he.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m sure there are all kinds of other dysphoria out there.

      • Rat on a train

        The poor Napoleons and Teddy Roosevelts of the past. If only people were affirming.

      • UnCivilServant

        Can I just have Elba? I promise I won’t take over France… again… for the third time

      • Rat on a train

        You can be Emperor of the United States. The last one died in 1880.

      • Nephilium

        The first and last of his name. Don’t leave out the Protector of Mexico title!

      • Bobarian LMD

        I’ll identify myself, if you promise to not nail me to a cross this time!

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Spartacus? Cory Booker is that you?

      • UnCivilServant

        Doesn’t the line go “Two men say they’re Jesus. Juan must be wrong.“?

      • Chafed

        That was a brilliant bit of wordsmithing.

      • Rat on a train

        It depends on which baseball team they are on.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        I have financial dysphoria.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I feel strange because when I help my wife wash up after a meal, I feel like I should be washing. But my wife insists that I dry.

        Yup, I’m definitely got some dishphoria.

  15. wdalasio

    Well, the lesbian beauty queens are, well, beautiful. The truth is I find it hard to get all that excited. They wouldn’t be interested in me. And I see no sense in pining over what I can’t have.

    As to The Other Kevin’s question about ghosts using the language of the time, I’d guess that the answer would be yes. To the extent the ghost was a “residual image”, it would defintionally not change language over time. And, unless an interactive ghost regularly interacted with people, there wouldn’t be much opportunity for its language to evolve. My guess, if you buy into that sort of thing, is that an entity using modern language, assuming it wasn’t a homeless person like R.J. suggested, would be that it was a demonic entity.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      I’m trying to imagine a more volatile life partner than a Puerto Rican lesbian.

      • Chafed

        Her Argentinian wife?

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Just add knives

      • Sean

        LOL

    • Pope Jimbo

      The truth is I find it hard to get all that excited. They wouldn’t be interested in me. And I see no sense in pining over what I can’t have.

      If we left things up to you, there would be thousands of strippers out of a job.

      • Tundra

        Millions, but yes.

    • Count Potato

      While Western ghosts are typically “stuck”. Japanese ghosts keep up with the times, and usually wear white. That was the basis of my comment.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Don’t sell yourself short. You’re money. They’d be totally into you.

      • Ownbestenemy

        When you go up to talk to her, man, I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s really hopin’ makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you’re not sure whether or not you like yet. You’re not sure where he’s coming from. Okay? You’re a bad man. You’re a bad man. You’re a bad man. Bad man.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      The Tubes were fantastic in concert.

      • KSuellington

        The Tubes were a bit before my concert going years but I’ve had two different people tell me that they put on their favorite live shows ever.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        I saw them in the 90’s in a hotel bar. They still put on a show even though the crowd was tiny.

      • Tundra

        Fee was an absolute madman who truly understood his job.

        Their lawyers earned their money, though!

      • Fatty Bolger

        I had a friend who went to one in the 80’s, he said it was great. And also very R-rated, verging into X. And that was supposedly during their tamer period.

      • juris imprudent

        I saw them very early 80s and it was great from what I remember*.

        *mostly remember being high AF.

      • Count Potato

        I saw them in concert a long time ago.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Yeah, I love that song, I listened to them a lot back in the day. “Talk to Ya Later” and “Wild Women of Wongo” will still randomly pop into my head sometimes.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Well, the lesbian beauty queens are, well, beautiful. The truth is I find it hard to get all that excited. They wouldn’t be interested in me. And I see no sense in pining over what I can’t have.

    W C Fields allegedly said, “Beautiful women are like elephants. Interesting to look at, but I wouldn’t want to own one.”

  17. Pope Jimbo

    I heard that Miss Argentina used to date a different beauty queen, but called it quits when she realized that Miss Chile was frigid.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      I heard Miss Uruguay kept misgendering her.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Well now that she has gotten married, that makes them Paraguay, right?

      • Tundra

        *standing ovation*

    • Homple

      Before Swiss vaporizes you with his F/16 eyeballs, let me say I think that was pretty funny.

      • Tonio

        I see what you did there, Homple.

      • PutridMeat

        I think the dish-phoria one was better. Though “Uruguay” was pretty good too.

    • db

      Perusing this thread, I was intrigued by this claim. After searching for montevideo evidence for this and striking out, I have to rate the claim as “pure boliviation.”

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Uganda have admit, it was pretty funny.

      • Sensei

        We can Peru some more jokes.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        I’m going Togo before this gets anymore out of hand.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Niger please

      • Michael Malaise

        There’s Norway I am letting you keep me from laughing at these.

      • The Hyperbole

        This pun thread was better when it was limited to central and south American countries, at least that’s what I Belize.

  18. Count Potato

    Surprising response to that Intercept article.

    “The First Amendment bars the government from deciding for us what is true or false, online or anywhere.

    Our government can’t use private pressure to get around our constitutional rights.”

    https://twitter.com/ACLU/status/1587198479608303622

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      That ACLU social media director just got fired.

  19. Count Potato

    “BREAKING: Just now, several women interrupted oral arguments inside the Supreme Court chamber to denounce Dobbs decision that repealed Roe v Wade! SCOTUS cut off livestream. One woman says “We will restore our freedom to choose! Women of America—Vote!” RT if you stand with them!”

    https://twitter.com/kai_newkirk/status/1587817896453054465

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Hey dipshits, go vote in your states.

    • Rat on a train

      Insurrection!

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      I bet they thought that was pretty tweet.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Republicans are absolutely terrible on abortion as a whole but man does the evil party just take it way beyond.

  20. Evan from Evansville

    Crazy Ex Pt. 2: *Rubs hands together, fiendish in delight*

    She is threatening me! Kinda. I technically owed her $300 for an airbnb. A few weeks ago she told me to forget about it. She is now demanding it to be repaid today. She is adding an additional $200, which I may or may not legitimately “owe,” were I being the benefit-of-the-doubt kinda guy I normally am.

    She is an international tax lawyer in Manhattan. She does know about my having been abroad, but I’m just bringing that up to show that, at least in my know-nothing legal mind, she’s got a sound legal mind. She also has wrath and conviction to use these talents.

    I have saved everything she has said to me in the cloud. This was wise. I do not feel scared, though I do know that she is a woman of fierce conviction.

    I have a great friend who’s a lawyer (trained, not practicing) in MPLS. She is saying these messages can be used as leverage against her, that showing them to her employer would be borderline-certainly disbarring shit.

    IANAL. Duh. Any advice would be appreciated.

    Keep in mind, I am in good spirits about all of this. I think it’s legit entertaining. I don’t want it to be an actual burden, and she…could maybe do that. But I am not worried that “The One” got away or whatever, and am glad she showed me this side of her after a few months rather than more commitment.

    My life is quite a strange one. I really do enjoy most of it most of the time. I certainly have run into a character to write about. She. She’s a character. DAMN.

    Gotta tell ya again. That apple was delicious. Never had another like it. My heart would looooove to have that feeling again. It was something else.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      She’s giving you shit about $300?

      Let me tell you about how much my sister stole from me sometime. Much alcohol will be needed.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Outstanding point. This is really just a demonstration of how Bug Fuck this chick is. DAMN. Dangerous, dangerous girl.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I lost my best friend over way, way more than that.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Whoops. I didn’t mention. She has actively said that she will go after me. She has verbally threatened me with legal action if I do not pay $500 to her by the end of the day. Wait. It wasn’t verbal. She sent it via email. That…was very unwise.

      Never stop your enemy in the middle of a mistake.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I used to force my ex wife to communicate via text or voice mail. Man do people say stupid shit when they shouldnt.

      • Tres Cool

        Im not a fan of legislation or petty laws, but for some of us, I think requiring a breathalyzer on a cell phone or computer could save a lot of people a lot of headaches.

    • Tres Cool

      Seems to me that unless you had an oral (giggity) agreement to repay her, the AirBNB was a gift*

      *all my formal legal training came from Judge Wapner, a petty ex-wife, my mom’s estate, and a trifling former employer that I just sicced the DOL on and they resolved it

    • Tres Cool

      Apples are good but its tough to beat a peach.

      /DH Lawrence knows

    • Ownbestenemy

      Let her take you to small claims court for $300 and a big ole waste of some judge.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I have a great friend who’s a lawyer (trained, not practicing) in MPLS. She is saying these messages can be used as leverage against her, that showing them to her employer would be borderline-certainly disbarring shit.

      IANAL. Duh. Any advice would be appreciated.

      If you legitimately want advice, then cut ties and not engage any further. Don’t reply to emails, texts, or phone calls. Enjoy life.

      I would also stay far away from your MPLS lawyer but not a lawyer friend. At the very least, avoid her counsel on anything. Threatening to go to this girl’s employer to destroy her life over some emails is a beyond bizarre suggestion. I can’t imagine a real lawyer ever suggesting to their client that they should threaten to slander a person to their employer as a preventative measure to prevent a lawsuit over $500. That’s the only interpretation I can take from the “She is saying these messages can be used as leverage against her, that showing them to her employer would be borderline-certainly disbarring shit.“).

      • KSuellington

        Solid advice there SSD, I totally agree.

      • Swiss Servator

        Depends…if the ex has engaged in conduct (legal threats of certain nature, etc) that are contrary to the ethics rules the NYC lawyer has sworn to abide by….then action should be taken, not for deterring litigation, but getting an unethical lawyer out of the bar.

      • R.J.

        At this point, save all texts, emails, etc… in case needed. And I agree with SSD. Just stop answering. If things continue to escalate beyond another week or two (fairly normal for psychos to continue a little bit) , then follow Swissy’s advice.

      • Swiss Servator

        Oh yes, do not respond is correct.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Agree pursuing debarment is a hill one can die on out of principle. I wasn’t suggesting Evan avoid doing so to spare the girl, but rather because of the hellacious nightmare he could be bringing on himself. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and unimaginably so if that woman is a lawyer. Embezzling? I get it. But not over a $500 AirBnB bill that will be forgotten in a month.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’m also unclear where the line is between threatening and slander to the employer versus taking action with the bar. It sounded more like the former course of action was suggested than the latter.

      • Swiss Servator

        If you get something like “we have a PI firm on retainer – I will have them dog your every step. I will send a letter to your boss on our letterhead saying you are a tax cheat.” then….both.

      • Swiss Servator

        If just raging that she wants to be paid… ignore, say naught, go in peace.

  21. Pope Jimbo

    Sloopy decides that public accommodation laws are totes cool

    The World Series intensity in the City of Brotherly Love was amplified when two local businesses refused to feed the Astros ahead of Game 3 on Tuesday.

    Angelo’s Pizzeria in South Philadelphia, an institution in the city, refused to provide catering for the visitors.

    “If you think I’d cook for the Astros, you’re out of your mind,” a man said in a video posted to the eatery’s Instagram account. “We said no to them.”

    • creech

      Missed their chance to induce food poisoning.

      • Sensei

        They can always get scrapple!

  22. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. Now it is getting so bad that female athletes are also being victimized by other female athletes. If it isn’t the Patriarchy, explain how this can happen.

    On3 Sports, a company that focuses on college sports digital media, data and marketing, ranked Dunne at the top of their list of female NIL moneymakers, valuing athletes by performance, influence, and exposure.

    Dunne is valued at $2.3 million, according to On3 Sports, followed by Olympic gymnast Suni Lee at $1.5 million and UConn star point guard Paige Buckers at $816,000.

  23. PutridMeat

    Amnesty you say? Maybe after some mea culpas and honest accounting. But probably not. He doesn’t mention it, but pay attention to the time axis for a data point on the root cause.

  24. Count Potato

    “A prominent Bronx, NY-based Latinx #trans activist was arrested on charges over the attempted sexual abuse of a child. Lailani Muniz allegedly communicated with a decoy profile of a child on Grindr before asking for nude photos & making plans to meet up.

    Lailani Muniz, a prominent New York City #trans Latinx activist, was arrested for allegedly attempting to sexually abuse a child. Muniz was quickly released without bail on the misdemeanor charges.”

    https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1587461510367961088

    https://thepostmillennial.com/prominent-new-york-trans-activist-arrested-charged-with-soliciting-sex-from-minor

  25. Tres Cool

    “That couple is straight out of PornHub, or every man’s fantasy.”

    Which is why I see it as a PR stunt.

    • Michael Malaise

      Well, one of them is from PR.

  26. creech

    NBC is saying a Monmouth Univ. poll shows Featherman ahead of Oz by the same 5% he was before his disastrous debate. Oh, and only 17% of those who watched the debate thought Featherman won. Well, we suspected at least 17% of Pennsylvania voters were morons, but it looks like it will be a slight majority on Nov. 8th.

    • Sean

      Don’t blame me!

      • Count Potato

        How do your tits feel?

      • Sean

        Not calm.

      • Count Potato

        Damn it.

    • Sensei

      they’ve already voted. Several times.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Fetterman, a brain-damaged man for a brain-damaged nation.

    • R.J.

      LAPD cops coverup a scandal. But San Fran cops never would.

      • Sensei

        + 1 Usual Suspects.

    • R.J.

      Now everybody delete Facebook. And get rid of their Google accounts.

    • Tres Cool

      Sounds like she [takes off sunglasses]….shit the bed

    • Tundra

      That was great!

      You better hope she doesn’t see it!

    • UnCivilServant

      That was awful, he should have left her that instant.

    • grrizzly

      Hope my unmarried partner of 17 years doesn’t see it if I win the jackpot tonight.

    • R.J.

      TANSTAAFL kid. It was never free.

    • Tundra

      Nice.

    • rhywun

      I have a complaint, Elon: Stop popping up that stupid box that freezes the page.

      • R.J.

        Indeed. I want to browse your crap without signing in. Or otherwise paying money!

        I kid.

      • Count Potato

        You can get rid of it with uBlock

      • rhywun

        Hm. Yeah, but the page still freezes.

        I don’t care enough to try harder. *shrug*

      • Sensei

        Yes.

        The specific extension let’s it keep going.

      • Sensei

        There is an extension on Chrome that removes that. I’m betting there are ones for other browsers.

  27. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    We used Google Maps to get to the beach today and it led us to the gates on Mark Zuckerberg’s property where we had to turn around. I wonder if that is some kind of practical joke by Google.

  28. Tonio

    [taps on microphone, yells into it]

    Okay, youse guys, gals, and fancy buggers. Webdom has done set up this ongoing self-hosting, automatic, Glips Humpday Zoom thingy, that self starts at like 20:00 ET tonight.

    Show up, or don’t. I’m not your supervisor.