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Woodland beauty spot haunted by ghost that tells people to fuck off
A Westcountry beauty spot is being haunted by a ghost that tells visitors to F*** off. Visitors to Dead Woman’s Ditch in Somerset’s Quantock Hills have reported being sworn out by the spirit, reports SomersetLive.
Ghost hunters have been to the location where a ‘woman in white’ is reported to abuse guests, near Over Stowey. The site was named after the murder of Jane Walford by her husband John in 1789.
Christine and Dave Thomas launched an investigation at the site 2020, and Christine claims she was shouted at and told to ‘f*** off’ by ”nasty, evil spirits”. She says she and her husband Dave picked up on a voice before being rudely told to leave.
The pair claim to have encountered the the ghost of the murderer from 1798. Dave said at the time: “There is definitely something there. My wife has experienced it for a long time. There are two types of voices.
“There’s the residual memories being replayed which people pick up on without being able to communicate with. Then there are voices you can interact with, which you can have an exchange with, which can answer questions.
“Not all, but some can be quite nasty, evil spirits. Not everybody is aware of ghosts. ‘That’s because some people have weaker barriers than others and are more likely to come across one.”
Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico reveal they secretly got married
Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico revealed they married in secret — after admitting they’ve been “privately” dating for two years.
Miss Argentina Mariana Varela, 26, and Miss Puerto Rico Fabiola Valentin, 22, originally met in 2020 during the Miss Grand International competition. Both ended up in the top 10 of MGI.
The pair always posted about their friendship on social media, but never publicly shared that they were anything more than friends.
The beauty queens confirmed both their relationship and their marriage in a joint Instagram Reel posted to their combined 245,000 followers.
“After deciding to keep our relationship private, we opened the doors to them on a special day,” the caption reads.
Aw. This is adorable. I hope these crazy kids can make it work.
Norwegian Man Now Identifies as a Disabled Woman, Uses Wheelchair “Almost All The Time”
A man in Norway is sparking outrage on social media after he was sympathetically interviewed about his decision to begin identifying as a disabled woman.
On October 28, Good Morning Norway (God Morgen Norge, GMN) aired an interview with Jørund Viktoria Alme, 53, an able-bodied male who now identifies as a disabled woman. In the interview, Alme stated that he had always wished he had been born a woman who was paralyzed from the waist down.
Alme, a senior credit analyst for Handelsbanken in Oslo, has received positive coverage in Norwegian media since he first announced his trans-disability publicly on Facebook in 2020. He has given several interviews, often alongside his wife, Agnes Mjålseth.
Despite having no physical handicaps, Alme currently utilizes a wheelchair “almost all the time.”
No! Change the channel back to the cute lesbian couple!
“Ghost hunters have been to the location where a ‘woman in white’ is reported to abuse guests”
What’s “Fuck off” in Japanese?
“That’s because some people have weaker barriers than others and are more likely to come across one.””
Weaker barriers is off their Zyprexa?
“some people have weaker barriers than others and are more likely to come across one.”
STEVE NO CARE HOW STRONG YOUR BARRIER AM. HE AM COMING ACROSS.
死ぬ – “shine” – basically means “die” as in drop dead.
But not as widely used.
Wilkie Collins, call your office.
In the interview, Alme stated that he had always wished he had been born a woman who was paralyzed from the waist down.
Troll or serious?
I saw the DM article this morning. I’m thinking actual crazy, but who knows?
Will it be getting plegia affirming surgery? …a completely reversible severing of the spinal cord?
He wished he was born as a majestic moose.
A moose once bit my sister…
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge—her brother-in-law— an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”…
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti…
Glibs wants to assure our readers that the person making the above comment has been sacked.
LLAMAS!
A paralyzed woman?
CWAC
Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico revealed they married in secret — after admitting they’ve been “privately” dating for two years.
Caramba!
Muy caliente, no?
It’s like two Gal Gadots kissing each other. It really can’t get more perfect.
Unless you’re Tres…then it’s wasted
Or me…
HA!
Si amigo. Si.
I have the strangest er boner.
Fringed-dress lass is much too thin.
Need more research on that before I agree
Fake. They look like zero percent of the lesbians I know IRL.
Still hawt though.
A man in Norway is sparking outrage on social media after he was sympathetically interviewed about his decision to begin identifying as a disabled woman.
Village idiot is so 20th century.
Re: Morning links and hitting QB discussion
The proper terminology is “No hitting the QB below the hemline.”
“Please may I sack you, sir?” /TinyTim
NFL is now marketing the TB12 Mini Skirt!
I think it was Jack Lambert that suggested QBs have a handkerchief to throw down and at that point “Ruffing the passer” is the rule.
I’m really hoping Biden goes full Order 66 tonight. Things have been a bit stale around here and we need the excitement
Part of me still thinks they will declare a national emergency because of the “insurrectionists”, but I think with Jan. 6 being a dud it’s becoming less likely.
I don’t think even their own base would buy that bullshit.
Just the crazies.
Oh I’m sure they would dutifully carry that water, I just don’t think they’d drink it themselves.
Me neither. They might have gotten away with it at one time, but it’s clear that everything they do is trying to distract from the shitty job they’re doing.
I heard that one – elections stopped for national emergency – back in the Obama and Bush years – not sure about Trump given the sources I usually read.
“Execute Phillips 66, Jack!”
No joke! Come on man!
You know, the thing!
“White House is forced to DELETE fact-checked tweet claiming Biden has given American seniors the biggest boost in Social Security in 10 years
As fact checkers were quick to point out, the increase is based on the rate of inflation and required by law.
At first, Twitter added a note to the original Monday afternoon tweet.
By Tuesday lunchtime the message had been deleted.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11382657/White-House-forced-DELETE-tweet-claiming-Biden-gave-seniors-record-boost-social-security.html
HA HA
Why can’t we get our message to the people?
Elon has destroyed the 1st Amendment! We need to pass a
LawExecutive Order!That couple is straight out of PornHub, or every man’s fantasy.
Did people in 1789 tell people to fuck off? Are ghosts supposed to use the language of their time? Not sure how that works.
It was only a matter of time before someone identified as a disabled woman. I think we saw this sort of thing coming a while ago. The people who are supporting this are more messed up IMO.
Great song choice! I remember listening to it in my back yard on my little transistor radio.
This is the kind I had, in yellow. They’re going for $99 and up on eBay.
https://www.collectorsweekly.com/stories/59870-1972-panasonic-model-r-72-toot-a-loop
Personally, I think the ghost in Wales is trying to reach the shit-head in Norway.
You are correct. I hope they film their honeymoon.
Milton!
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2022/11/thought-for-the-day-milton-on-monetary-paradise-lost.php
The problem is, ol’ uncle Miltie believed that money has a fairly constant velocity, and we have observed over the last decade plus that velocity is not anywhere near constant. Monetary theory is pretty much dead with that, as it has no answer (at least that has made it out of the cloister).
Milton is pretty milquetoast when it comes to practical economics.
It’s why I never understood why the Klein’s of the world chose to focus on him so much.
I’ve been to a few supposedly haunted places – graveyards mostly – and yet to see or experience anything particularly spooky. Or be told off.
http://trans-alleghenylunaticasylum.com/
Creepy AF.
Haunted or no, that would be an unpleasant place to visit. High creep factor.
Yah.
Some buddies and I went tripping balls around the mostly abandoned Buffalo Psych Center one night. The side you don’t see here has cage-balconies for the guests – yikes!
If a “ghost” is telling you to fuck off, you should check the bushes. It’s probably a homeless person.
Same here, and I’ve been to plenty of graveyards, supposedly haunted buildings, medieval torture chambers, catacombs, Verdun and its ossuary, even a concentration camp. Not once did I ever feel any otherworldly presence or psychic phenomena. I guess my barriers are stronk.
My Ring camera caught what looked to be a human-shaped ghost floating down my street one night. Complete with a cowl/cloak and holding a sword-like object. The whole ghost is lit up greenish white against a the black night background. Very human shaped with a head, eye sockets, neck, body, and arms.
It’s weird. Of course an optical illusion of some sort based on light bouncing off the camera. But still weird.
Back when we were dating, my husband was driving me to my apartment north of Pasadena, CA. It was night, around 11 pm iirc. And on the side of the road (not a small rural road, a regular street with stoplights), there was this woman, leading a horse, and she was carrying a lantern. We both saw her. I’m sure she was a real person walking a real horse, not a ghost, but it was quite weird.
Those are some skinny bare legs /end of criticism
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that.
Skinny, but they look like they could wrap around you three times.
But her anaconda don’t wan’ none ya?
If Nancy would just smother her husband with a pillow that would give them an excuse to come down on the deplorables like a ton of bricks.
NYT: Trump made her do it!
Well of course, with the atmosphere of hate and violence and whatnot.
Mike Lindell possessed me!
He gave you “One Last Chance”. Did you take it?
I get out of work an hour late because of meetings, arrive home to find even more after-hours meetings scheduled for tomorrow.
Fuck them.
Fuck them all.
Spicy.
Don’t you leave unusually early, though? Or am I misremembering.
I work the early shift 7-3. If you way attention, outlook actually shows you where the other person’s workday lies on their calendar when you schedule a meeting.
Of course these same people don’t even check to see if there’s already a meeting in a time slot before dropping it on there.
“…people don’t even check to see if there’s already a meeting in a time slot before dropping it on there.”
This is a universal truth.
My meeting is important!
Not to me.
*declines*
No shit. I don’t see how thinking you’re amputated or paralyzed is any different from thinking you’re a he-she or she-he.
I’m sure there are all kinds of other dysphoria out there.
The poor Napoleons and Teddy Roosevelts of the past. If only people were affirming.
Can I just have Elba? I promise I won’t take over France… again… for the third time
You can be Emperor of the United States. The last one died in 1880.
The first and last of his name. Don’t leave out the Protector of Mexico title!
I’ll identify myself, if you promise to not nail me to a cross this time!
Spartacus? Cory Booker is that you?
Two men say they’re Jesus. One man must be wrong. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KK0YI1-yoys
Doesn’t the line go “Two men say they’re Jesus. Juan must be wrong.“?
That was a brilliant bit of wordsmithing.
It depends on which baseball team they are on.
I have financial dysphoria.
I feel strange because when I help my wife wash up after a meal, I feel like I should be washing. But my wife insists that I dry.
Yup, I’m definitely got some dishphoria.
Well, the lesbian beauty queens are, well, beautiful. The truth is I find it hard to get all that excited. They wouldn’t be interested in me. And I see no sense in pining over what I can’t have.
As to The Other Kevin’s question about ghosts using the language of the time, I’d guess that the answer would be yes. To the extent the ghost was a “residual image”, it would defintionally not change language over time. And, unless an interactive ghost regularly interacted with people, there wouldn’t be much opportunity for its language to evolve. My guess, if you buy into that sort of thing, is that an entity using modern language, assuming it wasn’t a homeless person like R.J. suggested, would be that it was a demonic entity.
I’m trying to imagine a more volatile life partner than a Puerto Rican lesbian.
Her Argentinian wife?
Just add knives
LOL
The truth is I find it hard to get all that excited. They wouldn’t be interested in me. And I see no sense in pining over what I can’t have.
If we left things up to you, there would be thousands of strippers out of a job.
Millions, but yes.
While Western ghosts are typically “stuck”. Japanese ghosts keep up with the times, and usually wear white. That was the basis of my comment.
Don’t sell yourself short. You’re money. They’d be totally into you.
When you go up to talk to her, man, I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s really hopin’ makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you’re not sure whether or not you like yet. You’re not sure where he’s coming from. Okay? You’re a bad man. You’re a bad man. You’re a bad man. Bad man.
I LOVE THE TUBES!
What a great choice. Here’s a classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_QGolK1oJQ
The Tubes were fantastic in concert.
The Tubes were a bit before my concert going years but I’ve had two different people tell me that they put on their favorite live shows ever.
I saw them in the 90’s in a hotel bar. They still put on a show even though the crowd was tiny.
Fee was an absolute madman who truly understood his job.
Their lawyers earned their money, though!
I had a friend who went to one in the 80’s, he said it was great. And also very R-rated, verging into X. And that was supposedly during their tamer period.
I saw them very early 80s and it was great from what I remember*.
*mostly remember being high AF.
I saw them in concert a long time ago.
Yeah, I love that song, I listened to them a lot back in the day. “Talk to Ya Later” and “Wild Women of Wongo” will still randomly pop into my head sometimes.
Tubes related news.
Well, the lesbian beauty queens are, well, beautiful. The truth is I find it hard to get all that excited. They wouldn’t be interested in me. And I see no sense in pining over what I can’t have.
W C Fields allegedly said, “Beautiful women are like elephants. Interesting to look at, but I wouldn’t want to own one.”
I heard that Miss Argentina used to date a different beauty queen, but called it quits when she realized that Miss Chile was frigid.
I heard Miss Uruguay kept misgendering her.
Well now that she has gotten married, that makes them Paraguay, right?
*standing ovation*
Before Swiss vaporizes you with his F/16 eyeballs, let me say I think that was pretty funny.
I see what you did there, Homple.
I think the dish-phoria one was better. Though “Uruguay” was pretty good too.
Perusing this thread, I was intrigued by this claim. After searching for montevideo evidence for this and striking out, I have to rate the claim as “pure boliviation.”
NO.
*narrows gaze*
Uganda have admit, it was pretty funny.
We can Peru some more jokes.
I’m going Togo before this gets anymore out of hand.
Niger please
There’s Norway I am letting you keep me from laughing at these.
This pun thread was better when it was limited to central and south American countries, at least that’s what I Belize.
Surprising response to that Intercept article.
“The First Amendment bars the government from deciding for us what is true or false, online or anywhere.
Our government can’t use private pressure to get around our constitutional rights.”
https://twitter.com/ACLU/status/1587198479608303622
That ACLU social media director just got fired.
“BREAKING: Just now, several women interrupted oral arguments inside the Supreme Court chamber to denounce Dobbs decision that repealed Roe v Wade! SCOTUS cut off livestream. One woman says “We will restore our freedom to choose! Women of America—Vote!” RT if you stand with them!”
https://twitter.com/kai_newkirk/status/1587817896453054465
Hey dipshits, go vote in your states.
Insurrection!
I bet they thought that was pretty tweet.
Republicans are absolutely terrible on abortion as a whole but man does the evil party just take it way beyond.
Crazy Ex Pt. 2: *Rubs hands together, fiendish in delight*
She is threatening me! Kinda. I technically owed her $300 for an airbnb. A few weeks ago she told me to forget about it. She is now demanding it to be repaid today. She is adding an additional $200, which I may or may not legitimately “owe,” were I being the benefit-of-the-doubt kinda guy I normally am.
She is an international tax lawyer in Manhattan. She does know about my having been abroad, but I’m just bringing that up to show that, at least in my know-nothing legal mind, she’s got a sound legal mind. She also has wrath and conviction to use these talents.
I have saved everything she has said to me in the cloud. This was wise. I do not feel scared, though I do know that she is a woman of fierce conviction.
I have a great friend who’s a lawyer (trained, not practicing) in MPLS. She is saying these messages can be used as leverage against her, that showing them to her employer would be borderline-certainly disbarring shit.
IANAL. Duh. Any advice would be appreciated.
Keep in mind, I am in good spirits about all of this. I think it’s legit entertaining. I don’t want it to be an actual burden, and she…could maybe do that. But I am not worried that “The One” got away or whatever, and am glad she showed me this side of her after a few months rather than more commitment.
My life is quite a strange one. I really do enjoy most of it most of the time. I certainly have run into a character to write about. She. She’s a character. DAMN.
Gotta tell ya again. That apple was delicious. Never had another like it. My heart would looooove to have that feeling again. It was something else.
She’s giving you shit about $300?
Let me tell you about how much my sister stole from me sometime. Much alcohol will be needed.
Outstanding point. This is really just a demonstration of how Bug Fuck this chick is. DAMN. Dangerous, dangerous girl.
Yeah, I lost my best friend over way, way more than that.
Whoops. I didn’t mention. She has actively said that she will go after me. She has verbally threatened me with legal action if I do not pay $500 to her by the end of the day. Wait. It wasn’t verbal. She sent it via email. That…was very unwise.
Never stop your enemy in the middle of a mistake.
I used to force my ex wife to communicate via text or voice mail. Man do people say stupid shit when they shouldnt.
Im not a fan of legislation or petty laws, but for some of us, I think requiring a breathalyzer on a cell phone or computer could save a lot of people a lot of headaches.
Seems to me that unless you had an oral (giggity) agreement to repay her, the AirBNB was a gift*
*all my formal legal training came from Judge Wapner, a petty ex-wife, my mom’s estate, and a trifling former employer that I just sicced the DOL on and they resolved it
Apples are good but its tough to beat a peach.
/DH Lawrence knows
Let her take you to small claims court for $300 and a big ole waste of some judge.
I have a great friend who’s a lawyer (trained, not practicing) in MPLS. She is saying these messages can be used as leverage against her, that showing them to her employer would be borderline-certainly disbarring shit.
IANAL. Duh. Any advice would be appreciated.
If you legitimately want advice, then cut ties and not engage any further. Don’t reply to emails, texts, or phone calls. Enjoy life.
I would also stay far away from your MPLS lawyer but not a lawyer friend. At the very least, avoid her counsel on anything. Threatening to go to this girl’s employer to destroy her life over some emails is a beyond bizarre suggestion. I can’t imagine a real lawyer ever suggesting to their client that they should threaten to slander a person to their employer as a preventative measure to prevent a lawsuit over $500. That’s the only interpretation I can take from the “She is saying these messages can be used as leverage against her, that showing them to her employer would be borderline-certainly disbarring shit.“).
Solid advice there SSD, I totally agree.
Depends…if the ex has engaged in conduct (legal threats of certain nature, etc) that are contrary to the ethics rules the NYC lawyer has sworn to abide by….then action should be taken, not for deterring litigation, but getting an unethical lawyer out of the bar.
At this point, save all texts, emails, etc… in case needed. And I agree with SSD. Just stop answering. If things continue to escalate beyond another week or two (fairly normal for psychos to continue a little bit) , then follow Swissy’s advice.
Oh yes, do not respond is correct.
Agree pursuing debarment is a hill one can die on out of principle. I wasn’t suggesting Evan avoid doing so to spare the girl, but rather because of the hellacious nightmare he could be bringing on himself. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and unimaginably so if that woman is a lawyer. Embezzling? I get it. But not over a $500 AirBnB bill that will be forgotten in a month.
I’m also unclear where the line is between threatening and slander to the employer versus taking action with the bar. It sounded more like the former course of action was suggested than the latter.
If you get something like “we have a PI firm on retainer – I will have them dog your every step. I will send a letter to your boss on our letterhead saying you are a tax cheat.” then….both.
If just raging that she wants to be paid… ignore, say naught, go in peace.
Sloopy decides that public accommodation laws are totes cool
Missed their chance to induce food poisoning.
They can always get scrapple!
Uffda. Now it is getting so bad that female athletes are also being victimized by other female athletes. If it isn’t the Patriarchy, explain how this can happen.
Amnesty you say? Maybe after some mea culpas and honest accounting. But probably not. He doesn’t mention it, but pay attention to the time axis for a data point on the root cause.
“A prominent Bronx, NY-based Latinx #trans activist was arrested on charges over the attempted sexual abuse of a child. Lailani Muniz allegedly communicated with a decoy profile of a child on Grindr before asking for nude photos & making plans to meet up.
Lailani Muniz, a prominent New York City #trans Latinx activist, was arrested for allegedly attempting to sexually abuse a child. Muniz was quickly released without bail on the misdemeanor charges.”
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1587461510367961088
https://thepostmillennial.com/prominent-new-york-trans-activist-arrested-charged-with-soliciting-sex-from-minor
“That couple is straight out of PornHub, or every man’s fantasy.”
Which is why I see it as a PR stunt.
Well, one of them is from PR.
NBC is saying a Monmouth Univ. poll shows Featherman ahead of Oz by the same 5% he was before his disastrous debate. Oh, and only 17% of those who watched the debate thought Featherman won. Well, we suspected at least 17% of Pennsylvania voters were morons, but it looks like it will be a slight majority on Nov. 8th.
Don’t blame me!
How do your tits feel?
Not calm.
Damn it.
they’ve already voted. Several times.
Fetterman, a brain-damaged man for a brain-damaged nation.
And this is how woke Hollywood operates.
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2022-11-02/paramount-cbs-moonves-pay-million-ny-ag-settlement
LAPD cops coverup a scandal. But San Fran cops never would.
+ 1 Usual Suspects.
“Amber Heard has deleted her Twitter.”
https://twitter.com/ThatUmbrella/status/1587478540827639808
LOLOLOLOL
Now everybody delete Facebook. And get rid of their Google accounts.
Sounds like she [takes off sunglasses]….shit the bed
https://twitter.com/MONR0WE/status/1587830973370097664
Oh shit! I hope my gf doesn’t see that.
That was great!
You better hope she doesn’t see it!
That was awful, he should have left her that instant.
Hope my unmarried partner of 17 years doesn’t see it if I win the jackpot tonight.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587911540770222081
LOL
TANSTAAFL kid. It was never free.
Nice.
I have a complaint, Elon: Stop popping up that stupid box that freezes the page.
Indeed. I want to browse your crap without signing in. Or otherwise paying money!
I kid.
You can get rid of it with uBlock
Hm. Yeah, but the page still freezes.
I don’t care enough to try harder. *shrug*
Yes.
The specific extension let’s it keep going.
There is an extension on Chrome that removes that. I’m betting there are ones for other browsers.
We used Google Maps to get to the beach today and it led us to the gates on Mark Zuckerberg’s property where we had to turn around. I wonder if that is some kind of practical joke by Google.
[taps on microphone, yells into it]
Okay, youse guys, gals, and fancy buggers. Webdom has done set up this ongoing self-hosting, automatic, Glips Humpday Zoom thingy, that self starts at like 20:00 ET tonight.
Show up, or don’t. I’m not your supervisor.