Winston’s Mom Does the Links

by | Nov 14, 2022 | Daily Links | 193 comments

Swiss is out this afternoon.  I had this problem with people from OpenDoor asking to start up an HOA.  I refused, and told them to get fucked.  When they refused they left my property.  This was a couple months ago.

So I get this letter saying they started one anyways and I owe $450 for upkeep of the side walks.  What the fuck people?  There aren’t any sidewalks worth maintaining in New Jersey!  I gave Swiss a call, not because I need to sue OpenDoor to get their pants off, but we’re going to do it anyways!

Dark ships, that turned off their tracking devices as required by maritime law.  Of course.

Translation:  they want more subsidies.

The least reported story of the weekend is quite the scandal. It has everything, foreign entanglements, Tom Brady, ties to the federal government, and a people losing a shitload of money because they can’t grasp why fractional reserve banking is bad.  A few are connecting the dots but we won’t care because of ballot harvesting.

 

I’m all done, just waiting on Swiss to call me back.

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Winston's Mom

Winston's Mom

Biological mother of Winston.

193 Comments

  1. Not an Economist

    OT: Jay Leno has apparently been seriously burned by a car fire in his garage. TMZ but other sites have it too.

    • UnCivilServant

      That’s not enough info, man.

      His prognosis? How much of the collection was destroyed/damaged?

      No, I am not going to TMZ to see if they have the answers /lazy snob

      • Sensei

        Facial burns on left side of his face. Report says his eye is OK.

        I’m guessing he was leaning over a carb and it backfired, but that’s my own speculation.

        Reads like real injuries, but he should be able to recover from what is written so far.

      • R.J.

        It was probably one of the steam powered cars with the pump to pressurize the kerosene fuel line. He nearly blew his face off on film with a Stanley Steamer when he did a promo for the Stanley Hotel.

    • SDF-7

      That’s what happens when you try to relive your high school glory days and bang Winston’s mom in the backseat of your classic car.

      She lights up one for you too in the afterglow and you conk out and drop it….

      • Fourscore

        Damn it! Some guys are just plain lucky.

      • R.J.

        Sorry Ted. I’ll invite you next time.

      • Ted S.

        I didn’t know you were a female stripper.

      • R.J.

        Heyooo!

    • Not an Economist

      This version of the story from Variety has a statement from Leno (or his people).

  2. Aloysious

    I was hoping Winston’s Mom wood pop up today. I saw some Krugnuttery somewhere in the news this morning. It stimulated my bowels.

    • Not an Economist

      I don’t want to know how Winston’s Mom wood stimulated your bowels. That is a sight I never want to see.

      • Winston's Mom

        Its really no secret, I just gave him Pepto Bismol. Of course, I administered it rectally.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Digitally.

      • slumbrew

        Ewww.

  3. DEG

    Wait… Winston’s Mom is Mexican Sharpshooter?

    • UnCivilServant

      Naw, they just attributed it to the wrong author.

    • SDF-7

      Yeah, I would expect her to be the target more than the gun… nudge nudge say no more…

    • Winston's Mom

      Don’t you ever, fucking compare me to that greasy asshole

      • Necron 99

        Did he have to pay extra to get his asshole greased?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Scheduling error. Its been fixed.

      • Winston's Mom

        Get the fuck off my fucking thread you cuck..

        Cat butt
        That was uncalled for

      • mexican sharpshooter

        …and you wonder why we never give you admin access.

      • Winston's Mom

        I’m not here to be lectured by a godless papist.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Cunt

      • Winston's Mom

        Ass clown

      • Compelled Speechless

        Are you two planning on live streaming the hate sex you’re about to have. Because I would like a link…

      • SDF-7

        She doesn’t need admin access — you should see what she can do to make a squirrel do her bidding!

      • Compelled Speechless

        Does it involve the Sparrow Prince and the Catatafish?

      • Winston's Mom

        Oh for fuck sake!

    • Tonio

      Some of our writers, even established ones, still submit posts via email, or even paper manuscripts with dubious stains. Editors sometimes forget to change the attribution, as I did with (I think) GlibFit the other week.

      • DEG

        And here I was thinking the curtains had parted revealing the man behind the curtain. Oh well.

      • Tonio

        Oh, she parts the curtains, alright.

      • Sean

        lulz

      • Ownbestenemy

        Meat curtains?

      • Tonio

        That you even have to ask makes me sad. How have I failed you?

      • Spudalicious

        Don’t you ever talk that way about Winston’s Mom, you fucking misogynist. She’s mine.

  4. DEG

    “We have detected some dark ships, meaning vessels that were of a significant size, that were passing through that area of interest,” says Jerry Javornicky, the CEO and cofounder of SpaceKnow. “They had their beacons off, meaning there was no information about their movement, and they were trying to keep their location information and general information hidden from the world,” Javornicky adds.

    ALIENZ!!!!

    • R C Dean

      Why do I suspect that with satellites overhead, we can identify those ships even if they don’t have their beacons on?

      • LCDR_Fish

        It’s not as though we actually have 24/7 100% global photo coverage yet. Soon maybe but I’m pretty sure satellite time has its limits.

      • slumbrew

        It’s not as though we actually have 24/7 100% global photo coverage yet.

        That’s what they want you to think, maaan! Wake up! They live while we sleep!

        (•_•)

        ( •_•)>⌐■-■

        (⌐■_■)

      • R C Dean

        I think it’s pretty likely we had eyes on that region 24/7. What with the war, and all. That’s a highly trafficked area, especially by various navies including the Russians.

      • Ozymandias

        Anyone who thinks that our government doesn’t know exactly what the hull numbers are on those ships is delusional.
        Look at the size of the ships from the article. Both were “approximately 95m-130m”. Hunh.
        Who has multiple ships that run 300-500′ and would have the stones (or authority) to turn off their AIS in that area right before and after the pipelines blew up?

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Certainly nobody with ship names that begin with HMS

  5. Fourscore

    Farmers need to turn their farming to windmills and solar power production. If they think they’re losing money now they’ll be surprised when energy production costs really go up

  6. The Other Kevin

    “The revolving door of government and corporate corruption has been exposed by the FTX meltdown.”

    I was only somewhat aware of this until I started to follow Russell Brand. He’s very much into pointing this out, whether it’s former generals who become consultants for defense contractors and then go on CNN telling us we need to go to war with Russia; or former Pfizer execs who work for the CDC, etc. But the response to any exposure is that we need to shut people up and stop “disinformation”. The rot runs very, very deep.

    • rhywun

      And from what I’m reading, FTX is basically just a money-laundering operation for the DNC. Imagine that. 🙄

      And then people wonder why every Dem candidate outspent their opponent five- or six-to-one.

      • R C Dean

        More than just money-laundering. A massive fraud operation that the Dem Party profited from. Knowingly? Who knows.

  7. Rat on a train

    So all I have to do is declare an HOA and I can force people to pay me dues?

    • Sean

      Yes. Let us know how it works out for you.

    • Count Potato

      Until you get chalked by a rival HOA.

      • Winston's Mom

        They’re worse than the mafia, I swear.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Jets LLC vs. Sharks Ltd.

      • Compelled Speechless

        The fact that the mob hasn’t already been the one running HOAs is actually kind of amazing when you think about it.

      • SDF-7

        Unlike the current crop of government weasels — I think the mob has enough sense to not advertise when they’re the ones running things.

        (AKA — and you know they’re not… how? 😉 )

      • Compelled Speechless

        I know they’re not behind my HOA because the mob doesn’t do enforcement with passive aggressive letters and mean looks from the Karens as they walk by with their yippy Pomeranians.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Maybe they’ve upped their game?

      • SDF-7

        Hey, the mob daughters and Fredos have to have something to do other than banging cocktail waitresses two at a time….

      • Drake

        The mob might have done something about the carpenter bees back when I had an HOA.

      • SDF-7

        Ya see da thing about dese bees hyah? Dese union… capiche?

      • Michael Malaise

        EEHHHH OOOOOOOO AAAAAHHHH

        Come out an PLAAAAAAYAAAAAAHH

  8. Aloysious

    Dark ships, that turned off their tracking devices…

    Dark Brandons dark ships? No way. I blame Namor and the Atlanteans.

    Wait. It’s Namooor and the Talokans. Yeah. Those guys.

    • Winston's Mom

      Nerd!

  9. Tundra

    Hi WM!

    Thanks for, ahem, filling in.

    Jim Bittner is fighting a losing battle against globalization and inflation at Bittner-Singer Orchards, his 350-acre wholesale tree-fruit farm in Appleton, NY.

    “I used to be the largest grower of processing peaches in New York, for fruit cocktail and diced peaches,” said Bittner, 64, whose orchards — apples, cherries, peaches, plums, and more — thrive in the rich soil of the Lake Ontario shoreline.

    “But we lost that peach processing market to China,” he added. “We had to remove all that acreage. There was no home for it.” American fruit canneries across the US have closed in recent years after China’s low labor costs sent prices for imported canned fruit plummeting, according to industry experts.

    How the hell does this make sense? What the fuck kinds of emissions result from shipping peaches from China?

    So incredibly frustrating.

    • Ted S.

      You can grow peaches in New York?

      • Ted S.

        Maybe he should have tried growing herb instead.

    • Not an Economist

      China is “officially” a developing country. Their emissions don’t count.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’d expect the Chinese government to enforce and report on emissions just as much as they do with worker protection. In other words, zero.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Farmers all over New York and New Jersey say they are being pushed to those limits by President Biden’s attack on energy, Gov. Hochul’s labor betrayal, foreign competition and other woes. Here, five of them describe their challenges.

      I can’t figure out the connection here.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        uh, close tag.

    • SDF-7

      Just hit me — bonus points for going back to tariffs instead of subsidies… repeal the 16th, fund the Fed only through tariffs again!

      Yeah… that would happen… 😉

    • Tonio

      And you’d think that NYC, with all its teeming millions of people, and wealth that Croesus would envy, could keep places like this open via a demand for “locally sourced” produce.

      • SDF-7

        They sort of mentioned that in the article — lots of advertising by grocery chains for “locally sourced”, some laws about it… and apparently the laws have big enough loopholes that anything at least in the lower 48 is “local”. Which was doubtless intentional on the lobbyists *cough* lawmakers part.

      • Tundra

        Food could be so much better across the country. The USDA and FDA fuckery is astonishing.

        Massie has been trying to get his PRIME act even considered for years. Locally produced and harvested food could happen damn near everywhere. Why we ship animals hundreds of miles to feed lots for slaughter is straight up retarded (not to mention cruel).

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Locally produced and harvested food could happen damn near everywhere. Why we ship animals hundreds of miles to feed lots for slaughter is straight up retarded (not to mention cruel).

        If you’re not familiar with Joel Salatin and Polyface Farms in the Shenandoah, I recommend checking him out. The FDA or USDA (can’t remember which) initially wouldn’t approve his application for an outdoor “slaughterhouse”. Joel ended up paying for tests that showed his outdoor slaughter area had significantly lower microbial contamination than the typical indoor slaughterhouse… I think by several magnitudes. Only then was it grudgingly approved.

        I’d say Joel started, or at least was a founding member, of the whole permaculture movement without even realizing it. Things like moveable chicken tractors for both meat and eggs, pastured pork, etc. where the animals live good happy lives until slaughter and the meat tastes better. We try to replicate his model as much as possible on a much smaller scale. They also intentionally do not slaughter everyday so the act doesn’t become routine and, for lack of a better word, soulless. Which is interesting. There are many guys around me counting the days until deer hunting opens, but they can’t bring themselves put down livestock. It’s different for some difficult to explain reason.

      • Fourscore

        Never name your calves or lambs…

      • EvilSheldon

        ‘Easter’, ‘Thanksgiving’, ‘Christmas’, and ‘Spare.’

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Dad named our calf “Supper”.

      • Zwak, who taser's the chimp with the razor.

        Some friends when I was growing up named the cow Hamburger.

      • Tonio

        Thanks for the tip about Polyface. I live in Richmond and can probably find someplace here that distributes their products.

      • Tundra

        Yes, very familiar with him. I think his is a model that could work in a lot of places.

        Robb Wolf and Diana Rodgers did a fantastic book and documentary called Sacred Cow. https://www.amazon.com/Sacred-Cow-Nick-Offerman/dp/B08PDSRSBL

        In it, they discuss a carbon lifecycle study that compared a burger from White Oak Pastures (similar to Polyface) to one of the fake meat companies. Turns out the real burger from a regenerative farm is a net carbon sink. Fascinating stuff.

        We try to replicate his model as much as possible on a much smaller scale.

        As a city boy I’m really jealous. Still, there are a lot of sources out here for similar operations. A horse ranch nearby also keeps chickens, so I’ve been buying eggs from them. $5/dozen and truly pastured!

        I understand the people who hate factory farming. I wish there was more understanding that there is a better way.

      • Tonio

        And there’s a whole network of farmers markets, and community supported agriculture. But there are also loopholes there for out of area produce, etc.

    • Bobarian LMD

      What the fuck kinds of emissions result from shipping peaches from China?

      Bottom line, I saw a study that showed mass market imports from NZ on vegetables actually resulted in lower emissions per unit than locally sourced veggies in California.

      Lots of small shipments vice one big container ship.

      • prolefeed

        The cost of loading and unloading containers from a ship is the big cost driver, not slowly moving those containers around the world.

        Which is why the Jones Act fucks over Hawaii.

      • Lackadaisical

        … Which are then shipped out on lots of small shipments?

        I don’t get why farm to warehouse, to ship, to port, to warehouse to store would be any better than skipping the ship and port.

  10. The Other Kevin

    “Javornicky says NATO officials asked the company to provide more information.”

    Such as the names, addresses, and personal habits of anyone involved in analyzing this satellite data.

  11. Aloysious

    I had this problem with people from OpenDoor asking to start up…

    I was expecting that to go in a different direction.

    • Sean

      bow chicka wow wow…

      • Lackadaisical

        Openbackdoor?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Is it ever closed?

    • Winston's Mom

      Those HOA scumbags? Even I have standards.

  12. SDF-7

    Re: the farmers — more subsidies or get the government to back off. Part of it was NJ minimum wage complaints relative to Georgia (I assume the state, not the country). Maybe that was “make them all pay the same rate” but that would be stupid because: a) importing could just switch to foreign countries that are really outside our labor laws and b) Illegal immigration (remember the whole GA and AL ‘citizens won’t do this at what we want to pay’ waaaah-mbulance a few years back?).

    I expected more about fertilizer costs — they at least mentioned diesel in passing…

    And this is one of those things that I don’t claim to have the right answers (much less the big or small-L libertarian answers…), but food, energy and arms are things I think it is worth keeping domestic industries alive. That may require tariffs to go back old school (which seems better to me than direct subsidies), but something needs to keep things reasonably self-sufficient and not allow slave labor (*cough* China *cough*) markets to dominate the world. But what do I know… I don’t even know why Twitter is slow on Android or anything offhand…

    • Drake

      Back when we had a national government that cared about such things, food production was considered strategic and closely protected. I don’t like subsidies but could we not make farming more difficult? And use tariffs to protect against foreign subsidies. Seems to be part of our elites’ disturbing pattern of attacking food production.

      • SDF-7

        The older I get — the more convinced I get that most of the Progressive Era changes just introduced fatal flaws in what was a very well balanced system.

  13. Lachowsky

    That FTX story is wild. Almost like it was done deliberately to provide a justification to regulate the crypto market.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Isn’t that amazing. The people that seemed to be deliberately profiting off of the scheme before it collapsed will be the ones that get to “regulate” and “investigate” it. So strange….

    • Urthona

      I’m not really sure what “regulate the crypto market” even means, frankly.

      What regulations are we proposing here?

      I could see them not being allowed to use their own crypto product as collateral for debt financing.

      This wasn’t even a big US fiasco really. Looks like the product was more popular in Asia.

      • Drake

        10% for the Big Guy – which is what FTX was probably doing already.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Regulated as a Fed currency….

      • Urthona

        Would that have made a difference in that case?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Probably not

    • waffles

      regulations wouldn’t have stopped FTX. what they did was already illegal.

      • Compelled Speechless

        What interests me is whether this was genuinely missed by regulatory agencies, or if they all chose to look the other way. Not that I think there’s a snowball’s chance in hell that we’ll ever get an honest answer to that question. The list of family and friends this guy had connections to in the regulatory agencies is already coming to light. The more people a scandal implicates, the less likely anyone is to actually get punished. He’ll get the Ghislaine treatment. He’ll become the sole fall guy that gets a show trial while his vast network of rich and powerful co-conspirators get spared by a hand selected judge that permanently seals any information about who they are or what they did.

      • slumbrew

        He’ll get the Ghislaine treatment. He’ll become the sole fall guy that gets a show trial while his vast network of rich and powerful co-conspirators get spared by a hand selected judge that permanently seals any information about who they are or what they did.

        That’s been my assumption as well.

        Buh-bye, sucker.

      • Compelled Speechless

        They already tested the formula and it works like a charm. Not one normie gives a flying fuck who was on her client list.

        Maybe this kid’s trial can run along side the Brady-Gisele divorce. That seems like it would make an excellent distraction/circus!

      • slumbrew

        “Our FTX equity stake caused our divorce!”

    • SDF-7

      Guess that puts our 401k’s in perspective… Yeesh.

      • Tundra

        Except we can’t print money to “replace” the losses.

    • Aloysious

      ( $ _ $ )

  14. Sensei

    I’ve met a few farmers. I’ve never heard this from a single one.

    According to third-generation New York grower Tim Stanton, farmers “in general are pretty optimistic people. But these last couple of years have taken the wind out of our sails.”

    • kinnath

      Did you hear about the farmer that won the lottery? When asked what he was going to do with all the money, he said he’d just keep farming until it was all gone.

      • Tonio

        When you’re a farmer, it’s easy to be outstanding in your field.

      • SDF-7

        I’d say that joke was corny, but I don’t really think I could beet it.

      • Winston's Mom

        Lettuce all rejoice in how ridiculous these pun wars get.

      • R.J.

        This one is certainly fertile ground for punnery.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’ve bean waiting for the puns to start.

      • Shpip

        Good thing Swiss took the day off. He’d squash this in no time.

      • The Other Kevin

        He does usually root these things out as soon as they sprout up.

      • one true athena

        He only narrows his field of vision

      • KSuellington

        He’ll turnip before long.

      • Spudalicious

        He’ll weed you all out in time.

  15. Tundra
    • Q Continuum

      Doing her part for morale.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        She’s definitely stiffening my resolve.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I’m at attention.

    • creech

      This is my rifle and this is my gun. This is for shooting and this is for fun!

    • LCDR_Fish

      I’ll stick with pinupsforvets.com – need to get my 2023 calendar….and poster…and playing cards….

  16. Count Potato

    “Biden and Leno reunited this summer, and drove his 1967 Corvette Stingray around the James J. Rowley Secret Service training facility in Beltsville, Maryland.

    The president whizzed around at astounding speeds of 118mph in front of the camera, while he admitted that he missed being able to drive himself around while living in the White House.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11427057/Jay-Leno-72-suffers-medical-emergency.html

    They let him drive that fast?

    • The Other Kevin

      Not on purpose, he was having a hard time remembering which pedal did what.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      They let him drive that fast?

      FTFY.

    • Michael Malaise

      No, the media just sped up the footage.

    • MikeS

      ‘Trump the man who has put aside his great life to be scrutinized, mocked, ridiculed, slandered and humiliated for the American People’

      🙄

    • The Other Kevin

      “Kamala says 18-24 year olds are stupid and make terrible decisions”

      They do tend to vote for Dems more than any other age group, like they did last week.

    • Compelled Speechless

      I think there’s some projecting going on here. Internet search says she was 29 when she dated Willie Brown? Maybe she thinks it was dumb that she hadn’t decided to trade sex for political power sooner?

  17. Shpip

    One nice thing about being the big, swinging dick in the room is the ability to get shit done.

    For context: Hurricane Nicole wallowed ashore at 3 AM on Thursday, this was tweeted at 10 AM Saturday. Fifty-five hours from landfall to fixed, albeit temporarily.

    Could Christie or Cuomo have done that after MechaStorm Sandy?

    • one true athena

      It’d take two weeks just for the bid to go out for the brother of the head of Transportation.

    • Hyperion

      In MD they will spend 5 years on a normal 1/2 mile section of road not affected by any adverse events and at the end of the 5 years, it will be worse than when they started. I have personally witnessed this.

      • LCDR_Fish

        When I drove to the gym at 0930 this morning it looked like they were getting ready to shut down the street into my place (flagger, etc) for pothole patches. 1030, I drive back in and there’s a few new patches but no sign of the trucks. Turns out they went and replaced the first gold cart trail between my st and the route I take to get beer. We’ll see of they’re still there when I walk home in a bit.

    • Urthona

      And Desantis now outpolling Trump in popularity by over 10%.

      Recent polls not just in Florida, but New Hampshire, Iowa, Texas, and Pennsylvania.

      Not really sure Trump can turn this thing around.

      • Michael Malaise

        It doesn’t matter. Neither has a path to 270 anyway given the election issues in PA and AZ.

      • rhywun

        Oh come on, it was totally expected for PA to go from sort of purplish to one-party cobalt blue in the space of two years.

      • Rat on a train

        Close enough unless they were on metric time.

    • Tundra

      Thanks.

      So fucking retarded. I wonder how many fewer guys would be dead if we would have stayed out.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Probably most of the casualties from WW2 and perhaps the death toll from the Holodomor and the Holocaust.

  18. Q Continuum

    RE: SBF.

    Any 30 year old with that kind of money who spends more time on politics (not to mention playing League of Legends) than chasing trim is definitely in on some shady dealings.

    • Compelled Speechless

      His mom says he’ll find her a nice girl at temple just as soon as he single-handedly destroys capitalism and defeats the rising fascism. If the long march towards socialism goes south because of him, he’ll be grounded without his PS5 for a whole year.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ridiculous! There is no corruption in the United States

    • Count Potato

      They knock you out.

      • R.J.

        I was going to crack about making gummy ears but apparently that is what they are.

    • slumbrew

      As an aside, I do like the college stations for stuff I would otherwise miss.

      This is playing right now – I’ve never even heard of her, but this is right up my alley:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtEBQiuX-c

    • Tundra

      That was great!

      Watching Tucker trying not to laugh was really funny. Jimmy can be a tard, but damn is he good at his job.

    • R C Dean

      “The Las Vegas Raiders just lost by 5 but luckily they play in Clark County so they have another week to get their outstanding points in.”

  19. wdalasio

    The whole Bankman-Fried story makes me wonder if this guy wasn’t some sort of front. I mean, everything about the guy stinks to high heaven. The guy’s literally a couple of years out of college and he’s a multi-billionaire? And he doesn’t even seem like he’s particularly obsessed with his business. And yet the ESG big shots were giving him a better management/governance rating than Exxon-Mobile. Yeah, from a bunch of guys running an orgy in the Bahamas. I’m not saying it’s not possible. But, I’d think any independent investor would be avoiding this guy like the plague. So, that leaves the question, besides whoever was laundering money through FTX, who was investing with this guy?

    • Tundra

      It’s not possible. Total front. Money laundering and an opportunity to regulate any efforts at decentralized currencies?

      What’s gonna be hilarious is when BRICS launches a currency that becomes the cash preference of dissidents in the US.

      besides whoever was laundering money through FTX, who was investing with this guy?

      This guy:

      https://twitter.com/Travis_Kling/status/1592198107734876160

    • R.J.

      Of COURSE he is a front. SEC wants to own/destroy crypto. Use some relatives, start a company then criminally divert all crypto to support democrats. Destabilize crypto and fund our overlords!

      • R.J.

        Think of this: He stole from crypto enthusiasts- almost none of whom are democrats, and he funded races all over the country. Beto. Warlock. All the other fucktards. The democrats owe us $40 million.

      • Count Potato

        The devil will bring us our check on snowshoes.

  20. Raven Nation

    Speaking of subsidies, NZ headline about high house prices and/or rent in Queenstown:

    “The market has failed us. We need the subsidies to be increased.”

    You really can’t make some of this stuff up.

    • rhywun

      “The housing prices and/or rent are too damn high!”

  21. The Late P Brooks

    “The market has failed us. We need the subsidies to be increased.”

    “People need houses. I’m going to build houses on this land, and sell them.”

    “Hold on, mate. Who said you could do that?”

    • R.J.

      They told Ford’s electric vehicle division to hold their beer?

    • R C Dean

      “You got a loicense for that, mate?”

    • rhywun

      “People need houses. I’m going to build houses on this land, and sell them.”

      That’s crazy talk.

    • Ted S.

      I’ve mentioned before that I’m well behind in my podcast listening, so it was only a couple of months back that I listened to an episode of BBC’s Assignment first aired just before the pandemic about the housing crunch in Ireland.

      The woman who produced it didn’t actually interview anybody who built houses, instead interviewing a bunch of people who would stereotypically be in the social bubble of a government-funded broadcast media journalist, including a fellow journalist who didn’t bother to find a place to live before returning from the UK; the head of the Union of Students; and a woman who makes furniture from recycled wood, and said woman’s business partner, an immigrant from someplace in Africa who has an all-woman cooperative back in her home country producing the upholstery.

      Because that’s the sort of people you think of when you think everyday Irish people.

      Journalists definitely have a bias toward and against certain political parties, but they also have an equally pernicious “bias by rolodex”, for lack of a better term, in which certain viewpoints remain silent simply because the journalist wouldn’t know whom to talk to to get that point of view even if they wanted it aired or knew it existed.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        You’re assuming a builder would even speak to them.

        Most I know would be very hesitant as they’re subject to the whims of the local pols and planners.

        But your broader point remains true.

  22. Count Potato

    I was wrong. CNN is going with the UVA shooting story.

    • R.J.

      Just for today.

    • rhywun

      Huh, I didn’t watch that when someone else posted this earlier. I just thought, well, yeah, a dude could be a maid as an alternative to poverty, why not.

      • R.J.

        Hahaha! Me too!

      • Ted S.

        +1 Lynn Belvedere

  23. Count Potato

    “Man gets jump-rope stuck in bladder after shoving it into his penis

    A 79-year-old Japanese man managed to get a 90-inch jump-rope stuck in his bladder after allegedly shoving the rope into his penis….

    Thankfully, the man recovered from the surgery and suffered no long-term injury.

    This patient is not the first to suffer penis-related problems. Also in September, a teen somehow managed to get a USB cable stuck in his penis which was, thankfully, also able to be extracted via surgery.”

    https://nypost.com/2022/11/14/man-gets-jump-rope-stuck-in-bladder-after-shoving-it-into-penis/

    I’m no expert on jumping rope or hooking up computers, but I think they might be doing it wrong.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Ah yes, the early days of the internet when Nerfherder didn’t know what sounding was and clicked on things that traumatized him for life.

      • R.J.

        Meh. There were pictures, nothing too bad. The rope was kind of small and thin. Definitely not the usual laundry line rope.

  24. Count Potato

    “Maricopa election officials launched PAC in 2021 to stop MAGA candidates

    The PAC called Pro Democracy Republicans of Arizona claims on their website that they are “fighting to keep our democratic institutions alive.”

    It has been revealed that embattled Arizona’s Maricopa County Recorder Stephen Richer and Supervisor Chairman Bill Gates in 2021 started a political action committee to stop MAGA candidates.

    On November 17, 2021, Meg Cunningham from the Kansas City Beacon tweeted that Richer, “the Maricopa County recorder, is launching a PAC to support Rs running for non-federal AZ offices who ‘acknowledge the validity of the 2020 election and condemn the events of Jan. 6, 2021, as a terrible result of the lies told about the November election.’

    Richer retweeted her saying, “Thanks to a few generous donors this is now launching. Join me if you care about traditional Republican ‘stuff’ (free people, free markets, rule of law), but also don’t believe in conspiracies about the 2020 election or that Jan 6 was a tourist event.””

    https://thepostmillennial.com/maricopa-election-officials-launched-pac-in-2021-to-stop-maga-candidates

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      How objectively neutral of them