Monday Morning Links

by | Dec 19, 2022 | Daily Links | 405 comments

Back to real football now.

Argentina won the World Cup. On penalties, which is exciting but kinda sucks. The Patriots lost a football game by being stupid and are now on the outside looking in on the playoffs. And these baseball free agent signings get more ridiculous by the day.  And that’s it for sports.

This could be a game-changer. I’ve seen the ones for tomatoes, but now we’re getting down to the fine motor skills for more tedious and precise work, which will make this tech the standard in the very near future.  The implications on immigration, overhead costs, and other areas will be interesting to say the least.

This doesn’t exist.

Many connected Europeans will be nervous after this announcement. Who will head the group that allows them access to underage Africans going forward? Guess we’ll have to wait and see.

Solving the big problems. Heaven forbid they’d work on the out-of-control anti-Semitic attacks or the rat problem.

This should be the story of the year. If not the decade. Strangely, the first three sources I get links from made no mention of it whatsoever.

Thanks a lot, global warming. Oh wait, its “climate change” now, which means everything in both directions can be blamed on it.

Pedo-protecting commie scum

I wouldn’t wish poor health on anybody…but I might be willing to make an exception for this clown. He needs to go.

How is this newsworthy? Until recently, under-performers would just be fired. Now it involves pleading and introspection. What happened to the business world?

Why would he return it? It served its purpose. It helped the one-eyed jack(ass) get reelected and that’s all that matters. Seriously though, I don’t even know how one would go about returning a campaign contribution once it’s been spent. Also, this guy has been a massive disappointment on so many fronts, this doesn’t even matter in the grand scheme of things.

Let’s get in the spirit. Such a great holiday jam.And here’s another great track. What a musical genius. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this incredibly chilly Monday, dear friends.

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405 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    Happy Chanukkah!

    • AlexinCT

      Lachiam!

      • WTF

        I guess there are no editors who took a look at that and said “hey, wait a minute…”

      • UnCivilServant

        I looked at the pattern and the first thing I saw was a weave pattern. I mean, the so-called ‘swastika’ doesn’t even line up the central arms.

      • Not Adahn

        All spirals are racist.

      • DrOtto

        Hurricanes are soft racism

      • Not Adahn

        You think it’s coincidence that the hurricane clouds on the “satellite images” are WHITE?

      • R.J.

        Agreed. Burn them!

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        Live by denunciations of racism, die by denunciations of racism.

      • Grummun

        Outrage!

        what-the-fuck-ever

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Look at this ink blot and tell me what you see.

      • UnCivilServant

        Someone spilled ink on this ink blot, can I have a clean one?

  2. Count Potato

    “The implications on immigration, overhead costs, and other areas will be interesting to say the least.”

    They’ll be made in Mexico.

    • rhywun

      hunger is worsening, and food security is in crisis, global warming herpity derpity doo

      I wonder if ther is any truth to this, or if CNN is just being CNN.

      • AlexinCT

        Are you just trolling us? You know, don’t ya?

      • SDF-7

        Or they’re just looking ahead to the Dutch farms being shut down, etc. and got ahead of themselves.

      • Not Adahn

        Sri Lanka’s ban on “chemical” fertilizers also gave them some nice data.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        Ahead of them selves, or got a “hand” of themselves?

      • Fourscore

        Where are the government experts on this?

        Seems like this was a problem 300 years ago with the early settlers until a bold experiment was tried.

  3. PieInTheSky

     And that’s it for sports. – You forgot Nikola Jokic putting an insane stat line of 40 27 10

    • PieInTheSky

      Also the fact that Warty did not win the Olympia

    • Count Potato

      Giants beat Washington. Although it looked like pass interference.

      • rhywun

        I agree with whoever said last night to get rid of the video reviews or whatever they’re called in Americaball.

        It gives false confidence and just leads to more sore butts when they inevitably still get calls wrong. Chalking them up to human error and moving on was probably better for the game (or games – same shit happens in Euroball, tennis, you name it).

      • Swiss Servator

        But hasn’t VAR saved many a ref from being lynched?

      • Fatty Bolger

        I used to feel that way, but I think the way they do it now works well, and with today’s athleticism and speed of the game is definitely a net positive. Yeah, they’re still going to make mistakes, but you see that mostly on penalties, which have always been judgement calls.

      • rhywun

        It needs to be completed faster if they keep it. The frequent, lengthy VAR interruptions slow down the game.

      • DrOtto

        Advertisers say no

      • slumbrew

        Because it was PI. There was also that ticky-tacky “illegal formation” call the play before. No dog in that fight but that was some bullshit officiating right at the end.

        (Still salty about the Raiders “touchdown” to tie up that game; that stupid pitchy-pitchy woo-woo [thanks, SVP] is on the Pats, but the game should have been over by then).

      • Count Potato

        The illegal formation call was legit.

    • sloopyinca

      The NBA is boring as shit.

      • PieInTheSky

        still miles more entertaining than baseball./

      • Not Adahn

        Let’s make cricket a thing.

      • Fourscore

        ‘Cause you never played and didn’t collect bubble gum cards from the pre-TV days

  4. Count Potato

    “Strangely, the first three sources I get links from made no mention of it whatsoever.”

    Journalists want to be told what to report so they know they are being the good guys.

    • waffles

      If you report on this story YOU ARE A BAD GUY.

      • AlexinCT

        Because if you report on how bad it was at Twatter before Musk, you will eventually have to ask how much worse it is at places like Microsoft, Apple, Alphabet’s Google & YouTube, and Instagram/Tik-Tok, then go do that research, and that ends ugly.

    • Jerms

      Too busy screaming about who Elon banned to pay attention to the little stuff.

    • Jerms

      Also the whole focus has been on the suppression with these twitter files. How about some actual reporting on Hunters laptop? There are legit documented crimes on that thing and nobody cares.

  5. waffles

    Good morning!

    The twitter files keep getting more and more important, but somehow more difficult to parse in a one-line kind of way. It’s strange that this behavior by the feds is just so easily accepted these days when it should be major scandal. *sigh*

    I am so pleased that the twitter files story exists at all. But it will take a minor miracle to get actionable results from this knowledge.
    I remain hopeful.

    • Count Potato

      “but somehow more difficult to parse in a one-line kind of way”

      That’s because it’s the Deep State against Populism, not the approved narrative of Democrats vs. Republicans.

    • Rat on a train

      No changes short of Republican control of White House and Congress or the FBI acting against Democrats. Even then it would likely be cosmetic.

      • Atanarjuat

        Republicans will do nothing about the FBI.

      • Tonio

        She makes some good points, and starts out strong about economic issues, but then drops this turd “effeminate marijuana lobbyist John Boehner.” I really don’t care about the “effeminate” part but it’s a cheap shot and name-calling only harms the credibility of the writer; something that keeps Kurt Schlichter from being better than he is. Then the GOP obsession with continuing the war on marijuana which seems rooted in the politics of reaction — the Dems are for legalization so the GOP must stand four-square against the demon weed.

      • Count Potato

        “the Dems are for legalization”

        The Dems are for more government involvement. Look at the boondoggle in New York.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, “legalization” is code for “a single set of circumstances regarding the cultivation, sale, transport, and consumption of cannabis which if followed exactly, will result in someone not being prosecuted. Any deviation from said circumstances renders the malefactor subject to PMITA prison.”

      • Rat on a train

        Are they restricting the number of licenses so they can limit vendors to family and friends?

      • Lackadaisical

        @Rat

        Correct. All the licenses were spoken for by big donors.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        California says “hold my beer.”

      • Rat on a train

        Virginia did the same with gambling. No gambling was fine as long as it was legal in West Virginia but not with it legal in Maryland. So legalize but restrict how many casinos are allowed. The fight for the Richmond spot has been the loudest.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, they are in favor of more tax revenue – that’s it.

        And the GOP has always been anti-drug, it’s nothing new.

      • Drake

        I find “lobbyist” more distasteful than anything to do with marijuana.

      • DEG

        Dems for legalization? Biden/Harris are quite the drug warriors. Biden’s marijuana bit did nothing and was just a bone thrown out.

      • Rat on a train

        It was those obstructionist Republicans that blocked him.

      • Sean

        It wasn’t that long ago, that the FBI would bust Philly area Democrat politicians.

        *wistful sigh*

      • RBS

        “No changes short of Republican control of White House and Congress”

        Holy shit, LOL.

      • DrOtto

        That’s how we got rid of Obamacare.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Trust us this time!

  6. PieInTheSky

     Oh wait, its “climate change” now, which means everything in both directions can be blamed on it. – your starting to get it. Winter started warm in Romania. Hope it stays that way.

    • Fourscore

      “Coldest weather of the season”

      Yeah, uh-huh, we wish, here in MN. You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet

  7. Count Potato

    “Oh wait, its “climate change” now, ”

    Ice Supremacy

    • UnCivilServant

      Eh, they work at a glacial pace.

    • sloopyinca

      Ice is white, so the math checks out.
      -progtard

      • Michael Malaise

        I feel like they missed on this a bit since saying “Black Ice” casually can sound like “black guys” but they just stuck to the black/white construct.

      • Mojeaux

        Try yelling “Honey, get me some black caulk while you’re out!” out the front door of your house when all your neighbors are out.

  8. R C Dean

    “The implications on immigration”

    I wonder how much the availability (or not) of these kinds of jobs will matter to the millions of people coming here every year. Many of them are allowed to stay as “refugees” seeking “asylum”. While their request for asylum status is pending, they are not eligible to work legally anyway. I doubt telling the vast majority of people coming here that they are unlikely to get stoop labor jobs will make them change their mind.

    • Drake

      Their job is to vote Dem. The rest isn’t even considered.

    • UnCivilServant

      Simple formula to clear the backlog – Are you from Mexico, Canada, or Cuba? No, you asylum claim is rejected, go apply in a country closer to home. If yes, did you apply before you were picked up for crossing the border illegally? If you did not, that’s a strike against you. Due to lack of ports of entry, Cubans are expected to reach out to the appropriate authorities immediately upon arival.

      Also, you’re not eligable for public services or funds until you are paying taxes.

      • WTF

        Also, you’re not eligable for public services or funds until you are paying taxes.

        Unfortunately, their kids ARE eligible, and no matter if the adults benefit from that as well.

      • UnCivilServant

        Fine then – shoot to kill. Line the border wall with their remains.

      • UnCivilServant

        Also, in order to be a citizen you need a minimum of one citizen parent at birth. If you don’t have any, you are a national of your parents’ home countries.

      • Tonio

        My understanding is that the mothers of anchor babies are eligible for WIC benefits because of said anchor baby.

      • dbleagle

        That is “new American citizen” you Lacsist.

    • Homple

      Things other than raspberries are driving immigration.

  9. Rat on a train

    Heaven forbid they’d work on the out-of-control anti-Semitic attacks or the rat problem.
    Anti-Semitic rats are the worst.

    • Michael Malaise

      Nazi: those are the self-hating kind, right?

  10. Atanarjuat

    Roth added that he was not “particularly comfortable with the Bureau (and by extension the [Intelligence Community]) demanding written answers.”

    This suggests Roth was a) not an actual FBI asset and did have a personal limit to how cooperative he wanted to be, or b) just didn’t want it in writing.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      My perception is that Twitter management (as well as a lot of Silicon Valley management) was staffed by the young and naïve who didn’t have enough moral spine to tell DC to fuck off.

      It takes a particular personality type to face off with the FBI and these guys didn’t have it. I’m not saying that they weren’t already receptive to some of the politics involved, but they certainly weren’t of the old-school Valley types who had strong independent streaks.

    • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

      It tells me that he knew that what he was doing was wrong. It is kinda like Jeffery Dahmer, and how he had to get drunk before eating peole, It showed that he knew it was wrong. Not wanting an evidence trail is the same thing.

  11. Drake

    Salesforce, is apparently calling out some employees for their lack of productivity.

    Maybe they should stop using Salesforce.

    • Grosspatzer

      * Wild applause *

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Certainly couldn’t hurt.

      I’ll give Benioff credit, he’s a hell of a salesman, but his product sucks.

      • PieInTheSky

        oh yeah? can you make one better?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        With a couple billion? Absolutely.

        The question is whether I’m enough of a bullshit artist to sell it.

      • nw

        Wouldn’t take that much. I could build something
        better for perhaps ten million. Maybe less, depends
        on how fast you want it.

      • UnCivilServant

        You don’t need to be able to make the product to recognize its failings.

      • PieInTheSky

        sure you do. You cannot criticize anything unless you can replace it with something better.

      • SDF-7

        Go work on your Quordle replacement, Pie. ;P

      • AlexinCT

        I think that would be a mental institution for the sobs wasting their time on that…

      • Shirley Knott

        Well, so much for gymnastic, swimming, and diving judges then.

      • Drake

        Sports that have judges (not referees) aren’t really sports.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Boxing isn’t a sport?…huh.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, if you just go to KO or submission, it can be. But if you get some muddied ‘points-based’ decision that is debatable, it’s not.

      • AlexinCT

        ThunderDOME!

        Two men enter, one man leaves!

        Now THAT’S a sport….

      • Trigger Hippie

        You must not have been in a lot of scraps as a young man. A fight can be one hundred percent obvious as to who the victor is without a knockout. That’s like calling the outcome of a street brawl into question you limped away from battered and bloodied just because you retained consciousness.

      • Not Adahn

        So if someone changes their pronouns, Thunderdome is over?

      • UnCivilServant

        TH – if it’s obvious, you don’t need judges. And that circumstance in the boxing ring would be represented by a combatant throwing in the towel (submission) rather than be beaten into unconsciousness.

      • Trigger Hippie

        So until a boxing match ends in a knockout or throwing in the towel it isn’t a sport. I don’t even know what to say to that. What would you call what they’re doing in the ring prior to those outcomes, exactly?

      • Not Adahn

        Two things:

        The winner of a fight is the one who still has a girlfriend after. Easy Peasy.

        second:

        Women’s Chess Boxing actually entertaining to watch with the commentary.

      • Trigger Hippie

        And here I was hoping to see two women slug each other everytime a piece was taken off the board.

      • Atanarjuat

        Voting has led to the current political establishment, which is clearly unsustainable.

        Instead, we should be led by a dictator who can win a match against his opponent in both chess and boxing at the same time.

  12. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Unlike several Texas politicians returning donations from disgraced cryptocurrency mogul Sam Bankman-Fried, who is accused of making tens of millions of dollars in illegal campaign donations, U.S. Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-Houston) will not be scrambling to do the same with a donation from another FTX exec.

    Ron Paul famously refused to return money from skinhead groups. His argument was that he would put it to better use.

    The key difference being that the money that was given to Paul wasn’t stolen from someone else.

    • PieInTheSky

      It was not theft it was mistake. Look at SBFs honest face, how could that guy be crooked ?

      • AlexinCT

        It also is gonna be a mistake when Sam commits suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head – twice – with his cell mate’s shank…

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Seriously though, I don’t even know how one would go about returning a campaign contribution once it’s been spent.

      Justin Discigil, an aide for Crenshaw, told The Dallas Morning News the Republican doesn’t plan on returning a $2,900 donation

      Last month, Beto O’Rourke announced that he had returned a $1 million donation that Bankman-Fried donated to his campaign

      Doesn’t seem that difficult.

      • The Last American Hero

        Dem’s around here are donating an equal amount to charity. So, win-win.

      • Swiss Servator

        “Charity”…

        i.e. various left wing NGOs.

      • B.P.

        If I come into some money that was fraudulently taken from someone else, I don’t get to soothe my conscience by giving it away to someone completely unrelated.

      • DEG

        That’s how you can tell you aren’t one of the elite.

  13. rhywun

    What happened to the business world?

    I assume that’s a rhetorical question.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I was briefly interested but then I forgot about them.

    • Rat on a train

      Also there is plenty of room in the US for Peruvian refugees, I would assume
      Not in Democrat areas.

    • rhywun

      Many of the protesters – some Castillo supporters and others simply angry – said they felt ignored by political leaders.

      Welcome to the club.

    • AlexinCT

      These are people that want free shit. Others have that shit. They want government to use its monopoly on force to take that shit and give it to them. It’s always about envy of what others have, whether these others worked to get it legit (which still will be illegit in the mind of marxists) or not. There is a pie, and they want the pie confiscated and redistributed.

      BTW, I never see marxist demand the system be changed to guarantee them better education (they always demand worse shit) and opportunities to have jobs and an economy that will give them opportunities to build their own wealth. Note even in the US where the reparations marxists just want piles of money or outright bling. If you want real reparations, end the criminal money allocation to the public schools system, especially in urban areas, and allow parents to send their kids to schools that function (with that money).

  14. straffinrun

    The FBI said that its requests to the social media platform were a normal procedure for the agency.

    “We do this all the time” defense.

    • Atanarjuat

      They were, as usual, too busy to ask about the child exploitation material on the site though.

      • Lackadaisical

        Where do you expect them to get new material for their cp server?

    • AlexinCT

      That’s the scary thing Straffinrun: they actually believe claiming that since they had been violating the constitution forever, people should just get used to that shit happening. You can’t make that shit up…

    • Spartacus

      Now we see the real problem. “We do this all the time” just means that you are doing unconstitutional, CCP-level surveillance and control as a matter of course. In a society that really values free speech, this would result in dismantling the Bureau. Here, my expectations are rather lower.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well it was exposed that the NSA was snooping on us and nothing happened so other agencies got jealous

  15. PieInTheSky

    800-kilo gin ball stolen from Lake Constance

    https://switzerlandtimes.ch/local/800-kilo-gin-ball-stolen-from-lake-constance/

    The owner assumes that thieves have struck. “They were absolute professionals,” says Cello Fisch, the managing director of Ginial. The recovery of the 230 liters is only possible with very special equipment.

    Fisch and his team have been producing Lake Constance Gin for three years. For 100 days they leave the drink on the bottom of the lake. This gives it a very special aroma. Most of the 395 bottles were sold in advance. The self-made duffel bags and labels were also ready. Until a fateful dive last Wednesday.

    Just like in whisky or wine seems like marketing nonsense to me

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      For 100 days they leave the drink on the bottom of the lake. This gives it a very special aroma.

      Wut?

      • UnCivilServant

        The lake smells so bad it soaks into the booze.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Through a sealed container?

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s why it takes 100 days.

      • straffinrun

        Ever been to lake mead?

      • AlexinCT

        Is that the one where the fish started smelling cause some womenz… Never mind…

      • PieInTheSky

        who made all the mead to fill a lake?

      • AlexinCT

        I hear it was Galactus pissing out all that mead he drank that gave the lake he left behind that name..

      • Rat on a train

        Is the lake that polluted?

      • PieInTheSky

        I am sure all Swiss lakes are pristine

      • UnCivilServant

        They hardly ever catch fire.

      • PieInTheSky

        I don’t get what the container was made of but assume it completely isolates the liquid from the lake

      • UnCivilServant

        I assumed it was a wooden barrel so that the chemicals leach through.

      • PieInTheSky

        The 230 litres of gin were stored in a ball capable of withstanding the pressure of Lake Constance (Bodensee in German). The ball itself weighed 800 kilograms and was also attached to a 500-kilogram concrete slab.

        nope no wood container for 230 litres would be 800 kg

      • R C Dean

        Looks like stainless steel. I mean, if you click through and all . . . .

    • Sean

      I have an alibi.

      Also, I probably wouldn’t drink lake gin.

    • Nephilium

      A local meadary who is rehabbing a building for a new production facility/tap room someone stole one of their12′ tall, 700lb, 1000 gallon fermenter from the job site. They were thankfully able to recover it.

  16. Sean

    I don’t want a robot touching my berries.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’d be cleaner than humans.

    • SDF-7

      That’s because of the last time you saw a robot choke one out.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You must be an anti-robite

    • straffinrun

      Liar!

    • Fourscore

      Little kids with roadside berry stands hardest hit!

      • UnCivilServant

        Those robot kids are creepy though.

    • Atanarjuat

      Just wait until you hit that age where you have to get your prostate checked by ProctoBot 5000.

      • Fourscore

        Oh-oh.

  17. PieInTheSky

    UK ‘prepper’ movement growing with more people hoarding supplies at home in case current crises escalate

    Online prepping forums and YouTube channels are attracting thousands of new members every week, as people ask for advice about what to buy and how to store it in case of an emergency. 

    https://news.sky.com/story/uk-prepper-movement-growing-with-more-people-hoarding-supplies-at-home-in-case-current-crises-escalate-12770339

    what is the point with no guns

    • AlexinCT

      The bad guys will have guns… And your shit.

    • Atanarjuat

      It’s not exactly no guns in Britain though. Some people have shotguns in the countryside for hunting. That would at least send the roving mob on to the next house.

  18. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles — didn’t chump… but frankly I stank on ice. Ah well.

    Daily Duotrigordle #292
    Guesses: 37/37
    Time: 05:55.82
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 329
    3️⃣7️⃣
    4️⃣8️⃣
    quordle.com

    • Grummun

      5 4
      3 6

      I swear we’ve seen LL recently.

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 329
      5️⃣6️⃣
      7️⃣9️⃣

      Ugh.

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 329
      6️⃣7️⃣
      5️⃣4️⃣
      quordle.com

    • robc

      Chessle 310 (Expert) 6/6

      🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛⬛
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      🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩
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      https://jackli.gg/chessle

      As bad as rhyming words in quordle.

      • robc

        Daily Quordle 329
        7️⃣8️⃣
        6️⃣4️⃣
        quordle.com

        FU to UL.

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 329
      7️⃣6️⃣
      8️⃣4️⃣

      Bleh

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I predict that they will grow up to be completely well-adjusted adults.

      • PieInTheSky

        like regular people only with diamond teeth

    • Sean

      Space hookers?

      *checks link*

      OMG

      • SDF-7

        They apparently decided on TRON instead of being in the Matrix.

        Don’t get the whole celebrity mindset that would be cool with your 16 year old daughter(s) not only wearing that, but getting pictures out to national media.

    • AlexinCT

      They need to be some brestesess enlargement next year…

    • Atanarjuat

      While the exact model of the cars was not confirmed, a new 2022 Range Rover ranges in price from $44,700 MSRP to $215,500

      his children, from his past relationship with late model Kim Porter,

      I had to read that again.

    • Spartacus

      There is no way in hell I would let my 16 year old daughters out of the house dressed like that.

    • Atanarjuat

      The outfits kind of make sense now that I know their mother was prominent in the fashion industry. Just an avant-garde ‘look at me’ statement, probably made just for them by some weirdo designer, and it’s still a generally flattering outfit. You know someone is really rich and famous when they are unconcerned with looking good.

      The “Power RRanger” caption is not bad.

    • Not Adahn

      That’s the mage Tier 3 (non-heroic) set.

  19. Count Potato

    More Twitter news…..

    “Time to pack up your desk Elon! 57.5% of users DO want Musk to step down as head of Twitter in poll that racked up more than 17 million votes in 12 hours”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11553917/Poll-shows-57-5-people-want-Elon-Musk-step-head-Twitter.html

    “Now Musk walks back his new policy to suspend Twitter accounts that promote Facebook and Instagram – after founder Jack Dorsey questioned the move: Users will only be shunned if the account’s ‘primary’ purpose is to promote competitors”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11553161/Twitter-bans-promotion-social-media-platforms.html

    • Spartacus

      Musk makes decisions just like our Provost. Ready, fire, aim…the order of the first two is debatable.

    • AlexinCT

      It’s not disinformation if the FBI/DOJ stooges on the payroll approve it….

    • straffinrun

      It’s CYA not misinformation.

      • Rat on a train

        Next year they will be telling us they have been warning about the negative side effects of the clot shots for years.

  20. AlexinCT

    It is evil that this poor lady is being punished for saying the obvious. I think her lawyer failed to make the case that men can’t be lesbians UNLESS they identify as a lesbian trapped in a man’s body….

    • UnCivilServant

      “identify as” means “pretends to be”.

      • AlexinCT

        That’s correct…

    • Rat on a train

      “I identify as innocent. You must respect my identity.”

    • WTF

      Prison for expressing disapproved ideas and opinions. The left is salivating all over this.

    • Spartacus

      Welp, that pretty much tanks whatever respect I had for Norway. That rumbling sound you hear is Harald Hardrada turning over in his grave.

      • UnCivilServant

        Isn’t he under six feet of English soil (or slightler more as he was taller than most men)?

      • Spartacus

        He would be if they buried him. Not sure that happened, since Harald’s army was busy fleeing back to Norway and Godwinson’s army had to pack up in a hurry and march south to meet the Normans.

      • Lackadaisical

        “Schiff, while not gay”

        He claimed, without proof.

        Seriously something looks off about Schiff.

    • Spartacus

      “Schiff on Sunday told social media companies that Congress will take away their Section 230 immunity if they don’t ‘moderate’ content…”

      This sounds a lot like the “throw her in the pond” test for witches.

  21. PieInTheSky

    People in Lebanon are robbing banks and staging sit-ins to access their own savings

    https://www.wprl.org/npr-news/npr-news/2022-12-17/people-in-lebanon-are-robbing-banks-and-staging-sit-ins-to-access-their-own-savings

    Lebanon’s banks froze most accounts three years ago amid an economic collapse. This year, faced with increasingly desperate circumstances, more people are resorting to extreme measures to access their savings. Khaled’s protest is one of the milder tactics. Other Lebanese have taken to robbing banks for their own funds, brandishing real or toy guns. Most take only what they are owed, and so far no one has been reported killed in a robbery.

    the world is going to hell in a handbasket. Why a handbasket, I don;t know

    • Drake

      This is why we need to transition to a cashless economy.

    • Shirley Knott

      It’s all they could afford.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Luxury! When I was a child Hell came in a shoebox that had been repeatedly ran over with a snowplow.

      • Shirley Knott

        You had shoeboxes? Talk about luxury! We ate scraps of cardboard and were grateful!

      • Trigger Hippie

        Cardboard? Such luck! My neighbors family subsisted entirely on paper mache made from peat bog and the saliva of a rabid badger!

      • Michael Malaise

        Papier Mache? At least you got French food! All we had was the occasional found CVS receipt for a family of 14.

      • Sensei

        Shoobie!

        Shoobie is a New Jersey, Delaware, and Southern California slang term for a tourist who visits the seashore for a day (a daytripper) or summer-only residents. Shoobie is used in the Southern New Jersey coast (along with other parts of the east coast), and resort towns in California. The term “shoobie” originated in the late 1800s, and it derives from daytrippers taking the train to the New Jersey beach, with their ticket price including a boxed lunch packed in a shoe box.[1] Later it was used to refer to anyone who brought a picnic lunch to the beach resorts.

        Oddly in central and northern NJ it’s a Benny.

        The origin of the term is disputed.[1][2] One common theory says the term originates from an acronym that was stamped on the beachgoers’ train tickets, representing the city in which they boarded the train to the Jersey Shore: Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark, and New York City. The term “Benny” may also originate from the early 20th century practice of wealthy New Yorkers taking trips to the Jersey Shore as treatment for myriad maladies such as anemia, hemophilia, and hysteria. These therapeutic trips were called “beneficials” by doctors and patients. Often, visitors would claim to be at the Jersey Shore on a “beneficial”, hence the term Benny.[3][4] “Benny” refers to Ben Franklin, whose picture is on the $100 bill. Still another theory refers to off-shore boat racing during the 1970s sponsored by the restaurant chain “Benihana’s”.

  22. Not Adahn

    Re: the NY pet ban, the speeches promoting it were given by this persxn who is even more of a hateful, dishonest partisan hack than you might think. Xe’s basically a lesbian James Carville.

    • Atanarjuat

      Somehow I glossed over that link. I know a bunch of former New Yorkers here in Florida. They are all involved with semi-pro puppy milling. But the dogs aren’t sold in pet stores, instead they do it through word of mouth and social media. They have developed some kind of critter called a “Bully” with a freakishly large and muscular head and neck which makes a pit bull look like Lassie.

      California enacted a similar law in 2017, becoming the first state to ban such sales. While that law requires pet stores to work with animal shelters or rescue operations, like New York is doing now, it does not regulate sales by private breeders.

      The private breeders I know take pretty good care of their dogs and consider them an investment. They paid thousands of dollars for bullies with unusual patterns in their fur and hope to make that back selling the puppies. However I have also seen people from this community chain their dogs up and neglect them.

      “Ninety percent of our business is selling dogs. We’re not going to survive this,” said Ortiz, who considers the ban unfair to stores that work with responsible breeders. “They’re closing the good actors along with the bad actors.”

      Somehow the article kept mentioning similar laws being passed in places like Illinois and California without mentioning what effect it had on the businesses, which tells me it probably hurt them. Xe above seems like a malevolent meddlesome busybody.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        It will drive the breeders (as you mention) underground, out of state, and any other method that people use to get what they want.

        Economics, how does it work?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The German army’s 37th Panzergrenadier Brigade had originally earmarked dozens of modern Puma APCs for the force, but during a recent military exercise all 18 Pumas deployed suffered technical failures.

      Complex systems tend to fail more often. Keep It Simple Stupid.

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s Ze Germans. German engineering isn’t known for it’s stupid simplicity.

      • Not Adahn

        18 Pumas deployed suffered technical failures.

        Sabotage by Addidas!

      • AlexinCT

        The German army is unionized. They only work from 9 -5 with 4 hours of breaks in there. They train with broomsticks instead of firearms. And I hear the maintenance problem affects all their services. Their navy ships & subs are practically all out of commission. Their aircraft readiness is less that 30%. Their military is no longer a professional one. It is a make work program.

      • UnCivilServant

        The German army is unionized.

        Da fuq?

      • AlexinCT

        Germany’s military union, or Bundeswehrverband (DBwV)….

        Go from there…

      • UnCivilServant

        You can’t run a military as a union shop.

      • Lackadaisical

        Worked just fine for the mercenaries/pirates.

        Just not for their employers.

    • Lackadaisical

      “The German army’s 37th Panzergrenadier Brigade had originally earmarked dozens of modern Puma APCs for the force, but during a recent military exercise all 18 Pumas deployed suffered technical failures.”

      That’s hilarious. And people were giving Russia shit, just imagine if Germany had to fight someone. Luckily they have almost 2 weeks to get ‘very ready’.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    ,em> What happened to the business world?

    They decided to let the fleas run the circus.

  24. Scruffy Nerfherder

    At least Henry is enough of a realist to see the situation for what it is. One becomes wistful for the days when the diplomatic leadership, while still corrupt psychopaths, were at least not total lunatics.

    https://news.antiwar.com/2022/12/18/henry-kissinger-calls-for-negotiated-peace-in-ukraine-to-avoid-world-war/

    Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has again come out in favor of negotiations to end the war in Ukraine in an article for The Spectator titled “How to Avoid Another World War.”

    Kissinger said that he “repeatedly expressed my support for the allied military effort to thwart Russia’s aggression in Ukraine” but that he thought there was room for negotiations.

    “The time is approaching to build on the strategic changes which have already been accomplished and to integrate them into a new structure towards achieving peace through negotiation,” he wrote.

    • rhywun

      Presidents B and Z don’t want it to happen, so it won’t happen.

      • Atanarjuat

        Will giving up the productive chunk of your country in exchange for a stop to the killing and turning the lights back on get him on the cover of Vogue again? Taking a giant L seems like a huge hit to his celebrity image.

    • Q Continuum

      It’s way too great of a money laundering scheme to stop now! Afghanistan was good and all, but Ukraine is PERFECT.

      • AlexinCT

        Less need for middlemen! You can just take the money right after the electronic delivery and funnel it to dnc connected criminals like that FTX or Soros cuntes to be repatriated into donkey campaign funds and connected wallets!

    • Atanarjuat

      “Ukraine has acquired one of the largest and most effective land armies in Europe, equipped by America and its allies. A peace process should link Ukraine to NATO, however expressed. The alternative of neutrality is no longer meaningful, especially after Finland and Sweden joined NATO,” Kissinger said.

      I want peace, and also a mutual defense pact ringing Russia all the way around its borders.

      • WTF

        I want peace, and also an arrangement guaranteed to destabilize and destroy that peace at some point.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, and Ukes in NATO is their very clearly expressed Red Line.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The current director of the CIA, William Burns had this to say about it.

        Two years ago, Burns wrote a memoir entitled, The Back Channel. It directly contradicts the argument being proffered by the administration he now serves. In his book, Burns says over and over that Russians of all ideological stripes—not just Putin—loathed and feared NATO expansion. He quotes a memo he wrote while serving as counselor for political affairs at the US embassy in Moscow in 1995. ‘Hostility to early NATO expansion,” it declares, “is almost universally felt across the domestic political spectrum here.” On the question of extending NATO membership to Ukraine, Burns’ warnings about the breadth of Russian opposition are even more emphatic. “Ukrainian entry into NATO is the brightest of all redlines for the Russian elite (not just Putin),” he wrote in a 2008 memo to then-Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. “In more than two and a half years of conversations with key Russian players, from knuckle-draggers in the dark recesses of the Kremlin to Putin’s sharpest liberal critics, I have yet to find anyone who views Ukraine in NATO as anything other than a direct challenge to Russian interests.”

  25. PieInTheSky

    One thing transphobes and xenophobes have in common- alongside their Tufton street mailing address- is a cringeworthy desperation to be edgy. To be considered dangerous, rebellious and exciting rather than what they in fact are, which is boring, predictable and conservative.

    https://twitter.com/PennyRed/status/1604549179203678208

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      boring, predictable and conservative

      I wish interesting times upon the progs.

    • R C Dean

      Given that this is the third time Russia has aggressed against Ukraine in recent years, even if allowing Russia to keep some of what it has seized is acceptable, what guarantees are available (and credible) that Russia won’t go for more?

      • UnCivilServant

        There are no guarantees in international relations and war.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There are none. I have my doubts as to whether Moscow will be willing to negotiate at this point anyway.

      • Homple

        Who will allow or prevent anything Russia wants to do?

    • B.P.

      Oh yes. It’s people who have questions about trans-mania who are desperately looking for attention.

    • Michael Malaise

      Gender Goblin?

      (Robert Downey Jr. eyeroll here.)

  26. Q Continuum

    A bevy of busty beauties and beautiful babes with tremendous titties and fabulous fronts on Mammary Monday!

    https://archive.ph/NmfKZ

  27. robc

    If you are not Leonard Cohen, STOP STINGING FUCKING HALLELUJAH.

    Thank you. That is all.

      • WTF

        Boy was that a cringe moment.

    • Trigger Hippie

      To be fair, it’s a bit of a stretch to call what Leonard Cohen did “singing”.

      • robc

        Yes, but all the others are singing. And it somehow isn’t in the same galaxy of quality.

      • SDF-7

        Are you also counting violin covers?

      • robc

        I am thinking she wasn’t playing the S&M verse.

      • robc

        Most modern versions skip this too:

        “And remember when I moved in you
        The holy dove was moving too
        And every breath we drew was Hallelujah”

      • Not Adahn

        Which is why he always paired a traditionally beautiful voice in the final recording.

    • Mojeaux

      If you are not Leonard Cohen, STOP STINGING FUCKING HALLELUJAH by Leonard Cohen.

      FTFY

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        kd Lang enters the chat

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Meant as a reply to Robert. Oops.

      • robc

        Did you know me before 1983? Because no one who met me after that calls me that.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Dogdammit. Autocorrect.

      • robc

        I don’t care, I answer to it.

        I sign my name that way. etc, etc.

        High School was the first time there wan’t already a “Rob” in my class, so I switched at that point.

      • robc

        NO. I am perfectly fine with him doing it, I love the song. As he does it.

        Of course, he is dead, so I shouldn’t be hearing new versions.

      • Mojeaux

        I loathe that song with the white hot loathing of a thousand burning suns.

      • robc

        Well, you are objectively wrong.

      • Mojeaux

        I would expect no different response.

        Except you’re objectively wrong.

      • Not Adahn

        You don’t really care for music, do ya?

      • Mojeaux

        You don’t really care for music, do ya?

        Pffffttt. My taste is impeccable. Just ask MikeS.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Rufus Wainwright might be my acceptable person to sing it.

  28. Rat on a train

    We are the nonprofit that hosts Wikipedia and 12 other free knowledge projects. Being a nonprofit means there is no danger that someone will buy Wikipedia and try to compromise its core values.

    Translation: Help us maintain our bias.

    • R C Dean

      “Being a nonprofit means there is no danger that someone will buy Wikipedia”

      Nonprofits get bought all the time in the hospital biz. It’s a definitely a thing.

      • UnCivilServant

        They clearly got their info on nonprofits from Wikipedia.

      • Rat on a train

        *applause*

  29. Q Continuum

    “implications on immigration”

    wOrK aMeRiCaNz WoN’t Do!!!!11!!

    • UnCivilServant

      Americans will do the work – at higher wages.

      • WTF

        Exactly. It’s actually work Americans won’t do at those wages. They’ll do it for a better wage, though.

    • Rat on a train

      You can still get the Guinea Pig abortion clinic at a state subsidized price.

      • Sensei

        I thought they paid you as well…

      • Rat on a train

        They will pay for the travel cost if one is not available at your local store.

    • Rat on a train

      Showers remove your orgy aura.

      • AlexinCT

        That’s how you get to washing your dick in the sink?

    • AlexinCT

      So is this a dude or a chick? Either way, this is some sick shit. Must be meth heads fucking…

      • Q Continuum

        Also: did the six guys who fucked her at the orgy have to pay 2k? Cause if so I can understand why her soul (or at least her back account) would feel nourished afterward.

      • PieInTheSky

        Nope apparently she organizes sex parties for research purposes these days

      • robodruid

        Well I am a fan of the scientific method, alas I guess we are part of the control group.

      • Atanarjuat

        I’m going to have to start using that excuse.

      • robodruid

        Reading her twitter is sort of interesting.

      • PieInTheSky

        this is why I occasionally do it

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Christ, pornstars are cleaner.

    • Q Continuum

      Who am I kidding? Would.

      • Lackadaisical

        Love the honesty.

        Also, facials do help with that youthful glow.

    • AlexinCT

      I hear Sam Brinton is looking for a new job..

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Sam’s “non-binary.” We need a real woman like Laverne Cox (POC points too).

      • R C Dean

        He’s a nut, no question, but I kinda like him. Weirdly, for a Hollywood personality he is relatively normal and “real”.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s hard not to like him.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Yeah. My favorite recent story about him was from Emily Blunt. She was having a difficult cult time wearing the big mecha tech gear from the movie The Edge of Tomorrow and fell into a weeping fit. She said Tom came over to try to comfort her so they could finish the scenes for the day. After a few fruitless minutes Tom finally said “Try not to be such a pussy.” She said she at first shocked he said that, then laughed, got over her crying spell, and finished the scenes.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        LOL

        And she was smoking hot in that movie.

      • Not Adahn

        Huh. This is the new Mission Impossible where Ethan Hunt goes back in time with a Young Fiesty Enby of Color who is better at being a superspy in every way and erases himself from history so it turns out that all the heroic actions in the previous movies were ACTUALLY the actions of FYEoC?

    • Plinker762

      The new “I wonder if that is a woman”?

    • The Other Kevin

      She was perfect for that role. The second WW movie was bad, but the problem wasn’t her. The whole DC movie thing is a huge mess. How many reboots of Batman do we need?

      • Atanarjuat

        None, I’m boycotting all future superhero movies. Except Guardians of the Galaxy sequels which I will grudgingly take my son to.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I laughed that they did a Christmas Special. I saw it as a poke in the eye to Star Wars

      • Michael Malaise

        Dredd is one of the most underrated movies of all time.

  30. Certified Public Asshat

    “If I had transitioned when I was young then I wouldn’t have my children. I can’t imagine a life without my children.”-@SecretaryLevine Meanwhile, Levine is working hard to medically transition YOUR kids and leave THEM infertile. It’s disgusting and unethical. — Megan Brock (@MegEBrock) December 18, 2022

    Raising children as a man really brings out your feminine side in your 50s.

    • Lackadaisical

      ROFL

      How do you even find out you can do that? Kind of impressed, not gonna lie.

  31. PieInTheSky

    the Stacey Abrams campaign owes more than $1 million in debt to vendors,
    Campaign manager Groh-Wargo told Axios that a “cavalcade of negative press and negative polling” made fundraising difficult in the final months.

    https://twitter.com/AlexThomp/status/1604821845001347072

    • Drake

      Food vendors?

      • Atanarjuat

        I see what you did there.

    • creech

      Vendors to political campaigns never learn. “Cash and carry.”

    • Atanarjuat

      SweatingGin?

    • Rat on a train

      That gin has the aroma of ass.

    • PieInTheSky

      ahem

  32. Count Potato

    “BREAKING: Antifa-backed trans sex offender at center of WiSpa controversy arrested after months on the run

    “Though Darren Merager is legally female through California’s self-ID law, Merager is currently being kept in a male inmate facility in Los Angeles. After 15 months of being a wanted felony fugitive, the registered sex offender was arrested on Dec. 13, 2022,” Ngo wrote.

    Charges were filed on Merger, who is a tier-one registered sex offender with multiple felonies, after the incident.

    In an interview with Ngo, Merager denied all wrongdoing and claimed that he was the victim of “transphobic sexual harassment,” despite flashing partially erect genitalia to a young girl.

    Ngo told Tucker Carlson in September of 2021, “As a gay man, LGBT stories interest me, but as a journalist, the truth matters the most. The truth here is that four women and a minor girl, all people of color, came forward to authorities, despite the pressure that they were facing from the public. The LAPD were completely silent for two months throughout this investigation which seemed like they were trying to make the story go away or was giving some legitimacy that there wasn’t merit to the original claims.””

    https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-antifa-back-wispa

    https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1604643314417815554

    • Rat on a train

      Antifa member with multiple felony convictions? *shocked face*

    • Not Adahn

      Pretty sure Wikipedia said this never happened.

      • Rat on a train

        That was the extent of the police investigation.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I went to a breeder’s facility in Serbia years ago. There were a litter of Dogo pups in his facility at the time.

      I am not afraid of dogs at all, but those pups had a hell of a prey drive and pack instinct. I would be highly uncomfortable with more than one full-grown Dogo around me or my family.

    • Not Adahn

      Pretty sure Lynch never cast anyone who looked like that.

    • Count Potato

      “They’re both so bible coded”

      ????

    • Sean

      I hate myself for watching the whole thing.

      • PieInTheSky

        same this is why I linked it so others would be ion the same position

      • DEG

        Two girls, one cocktail.

  33. Count Potato

    “Twitter bans the account of the #Antifa cell @COSAntiFascists in Colorado Springs, an account led by left-wing journalist @HeidiBeedle. The account has used Twitter to arrange assaults including breaking people’s teeth & getting their home addresses.”

    https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1604660343984119808

    “Breaking: The #Antifa member who ran the violent Twitter account of the Colorado Springs cell of Antifa @COSAntiFascists /@COSAntiFa is trans furry activist/Colorado Times reporter @HeidiBeedle, formerly known as Sean Beedle. Beedle was or is a teacher”

    https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1604500861765292033

  34. Rebel Scum

    Around 38% of the world’s total landmass is used for agriculture – yet hunger is worsening, and food security is in crisis, threatened by pressures including climate change, conflict and global recessions.

    I’m sure governments of the world, such as that of the Dutch, have nothing to do with this.

    • Michael Malaise

      Sri Lanka, call your office!

  35. The Other Kevin

    I find this Twitter thing very interesting. A lot of things we already knew, but at least now we have the receipts. But the direct, unapologetic link between the FBI and Twitter was surprising to me.

    Musk is getting a lot of crap from people, but I’ll give him some slack because he’s trying to figure this all out as he goes.

  36. Lackadaisical

    ‘yet hunger is worsening,’

    He claimed, without evidence.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Look my 6 year old kids skipped breakfast cause they were late and happened to be the day at school they social engineered a survey to ask them if they ever miss a meal. See! Worsening!

      • UnCivilServant

        “Sure I miss a meal from time to time, but then I find another and shoot that one instead. The tag doesn’t get used up on a missed shot.”

    • Trigger Hippie

      Indeed. Hunger is worsening yet the world just topped eight billion people last month. Funny how that works.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    He has a plan

    The Biden administration’s latest plan to fight the homelessness crisis, released Monday morning, calls for more action to keep people from losing their housing in the first place.

    “We’ve gotten very, very good at providing supportive housing for people,” says Jeff Olivet, executive director of the U.S. Interagency Council on Homelessness, which developed the plan. “We’ve not done a great job as a nation of turning off the faucet.”

    The new plan includes a range of ways to boost the supply of affordable housing, as well as increase the number of emergency shelters and support programs. But its biggest change is a call for the “systematic prevention of homelessness,” focusing on those who are struggling to keep them from losing their housing. It sets an ambitious goal to reduce the number of unsheltered people 25% by 2025, and calls on states and local governments to use it as a model.

    After a steady rise since 2016, the number of people experiencing homelessness has stabilized, according to data also released Monday. There were 582,462 on a single night in January this year, according to the Department of Housing and Urban Development. That’s only slightly more than the previous full count, in 2020, before the pandemic disrupted the process.

    Over the course of this year, more than a million individuals and families were without housing at some point, and they were disproportionately people of color, a disparity the plan aims to address.

    We’ll get the Housing Fairy to take care of this problem.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I would like to see the evidence of this very specific and not estimate…

      “There were 582,462 on a single night in January”

  38. Lackadaisical

    “Heaven forbid they’d work on the out-of-control anti-Semitic attacks or the rat problem.”

    TBF, that’s the purpose of having a city government. Anyway, even here in deep red Florida, the county banned sales of rabbits. People are crazy about animals.

    • Lackadaisical

      “Temperatures in the deep south – as far down as Florida and Georgia – could get as low as the 20s ”

      If I get a white Christmas I would just explode. I doubt it will really get that cold here though.

      • Atanarjuat

        You might see frost and if so some tropicals used in landscaping will look bad for a few months.

      • Shpip

        Last time it snowed in your part of the state was January 1977. Freezing weather happens occasionally, though.

      • Lackadaisical

        I think I was here for some sub freezing temps early this year, maybe one day. I really enjoyed it.

        Forecast I’m looking at has us in the 40s-50s.

      • slumbrew

        I keep hearing “extreme cold” but keep seeing “low of 21, high of 28” on Christmas. That’s brisk but hardly extreme.

  39. Rebel Scum

    New York on Thursday became the latest state to ban the sale of cats, dogs and rabbits in pet stores in an attempt to target commercial breeding operations decried by critics as “puppy mills.”

    I’m missing something here. How can you not sell pets at a pet store?

    • UnCivilServant

      You can still sell fish, reptiles, and small rodents that are not bunnies.

      Actually, you’re going out of business, because most of the product moved is cats and dogs.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Double-edged sword here. On one hand, trying to stem the overpopulation of dags/cats and puppy mills. On the other, why is this the States’ concern?

    • Trigger Hippie

      I think they just hold adoption parties now then try to sell you their shit once you’re in the store.

      • The Other Kevin

        I haven’t seen puppies or kittens sold in a pet store around here in decades. But yes, they do have adoption events. It’s probably better for business, it takes work to keep those animals alive and healthy, and I doubt they made too much money on them.

      • Ownbestenemy

        At one point we looked into doing fostering for rescues and it was a net loss in the end monetarily.

      • slumbrew

        Our first dog was one we “met” at a Pet Smart adoption event.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    President Biden has also called for more federal funding for affordable housing, but Olivet of the Interagency Council on Homelessness says states and localities have to step up. In November’s elections, voters in a number of places across the country did approve more funding to build or subsidize affordable housing.

    Separately, the Biden administration also says it will work with a number of places nationwide to help reduce their number of unsheltered people. There’s no extra money, but federal staff will join with local officials, using their expertise to help navigate the 19 different U.S. agencies that can provide support.

    The specific places have not yet been named, but officials say the program will launch next year.

    A couple more layers of bureaucrats should really streamline the whole process.

    • The Other Kevin

      We need a few more agencies to help people navigate the existing 19 agencies.

    • creech

      I bet the Salvation Army could do twice as much good with half as much money!

    • rhywun

      There’s no extra money,

      Oh come now, you can do better than that.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The cupboards are bare with Ukrainian pride

  41. Lackadaisical

    ” It helped the one-eyed jack(ass) get reelected and that’s all that matters.”

    Wow, a while $2,900. Not that Crenshaw isn’t a jackass, so I’m not surprised he got some FTX cash, but how about we report on all the money Democrats got?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Cause that would require going after their heroes.

  42. Rebel Scum

    Chan was not satisfied with Twitter’s indication that it “had not observed much recent activity from official propaganda actors on your platform,” the emails show.

    The biggest propaganda organization on the planet is the US government.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Looks like the timeline of the Twitter Files is working backwards so if Twitter was initially uncomfortable with the FBI, what changed to spur the weekly meetings and cozy relationship?

      • Gender Traitor

        They offered to bring in donuts?

      • AlexinCT

        More like the FBI offered to turn a blind eye towards the Twitter employees supporting the groomer and pedo agendas…

  43. The Late P Brooks

    I find this Twitter thing very interesting. A lot of things we already knew, but at least now we have the receipts. But the direct, unapologetic link between the FBI and Twitter was surprising to me.

    The ongoing process of reinventing the FBI as an internal apparatus dedicated to pursuing political dissidents is coming into the open. They aren’t very interested in investigating actual crimes against people and property anymore, but if they perceive you as a threat to the government your goose is cooked. And very few people seem to care.

    • Sean

      Go hang a noose somewhere and see what happens.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      In a democracy the people are the government so you deserve what you get.
      Traitor.

    • The Other Kevin

      I agree. They had something like 80 agents just watching Twitter and asking for people to be banned. Unreal.

    • Ted S.

      Isn’t that what J. Edgar Hoover used it for?

    • Michael Malaise

      They are wholly unneeded and should be disbanded.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Should I stay or should I go?

    Twitter’s new owner and CEO, Elon Musk, posted an informal poll of the social media platform’s users Sunday asking if he should step down as head of the company.

    At 6:20 a.m. ET on Monday, the poll ended with a majority of respondents (57.5%) calling for the billionaire to leave his post. More than 17 million users had voted by the time the poll closed.

    ——-

    Twitter polls are straw polls, meaning they are informal and not comparable to professional public opinion research. Malicious bots or inauthentic accounts may also be able to register a response to a Twitter poll.

    He should charge eight bucks per vote.

    • R.J.

      I would pay to vote “stay.”

  45. Rebel Scum

    US could face coldest Christmas in YEARS as temperatures drop ‘much below normal’ and arctic air mass blitzes southern states: Freezing onslaught will bring major snowstorms and holiday travel chaos for millions

    A forecast a couple days ago went from the prospect of snow to rain Friday with temps plunging from the fifties to the teens overnight. Kinda disappointing but I suppose it could change since it’s still a week out.

  46. Rebel Scum

    An honest mistake, for sure.

    Federal Reserve Bank of Philadelphia estimates that the employment data was vastly overstated in 2022.

    10k jobs added instead of 1.1 million reported from March to June of 2022.👀🚨

    The elections are over, so this can now be corrected.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Overstated or flat out lied about. That isn’t a rounding error or even a carry the one error.

  47. hayeksplosives

    “Serving in this capacity has been the greatest joy and deepest heartache of my life,” Beasley said. “Thanks to the generosity of governments and individuals, we have fed so many millions of people. But the reality is we have not been able to feed them all — and the tragedy of extreme hunger in a wealthy world persists.”

    The poor you will always have among you. (Matthew 26:11)

    This should not be a surprise to anyone. There are more contributors to poverty and starvation than mere bad luck.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Who stole that gin?

    Mojo Nixon

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ah see it was mentioned above…carry on.

    • rhywun

      Short, diagonal lines hardest hit.

      🙄

  49. Rebel Scum

    Is that a threat?

    REP. SCHIFF: “We’ve got a big problem right now with social media companies and their failure to moderate content and the explosion of hate on Twitter, the banning of journalists on Twitter. […] If you’ll be responsible moderators of content, we will give you immunity.”

    • Rat on a train

      Immunity from the House minority?

    • hayeksplosives

      Yes. It is a non-veiled threat.

  50. DEG

    By Thursday night, temperatures will plunge as low as 13 degrees in Jackson, Mississippi; and around 5 degrees in Nashville, Tennessee, the National Weather Service predicts.

    Going-out-on-a-limb Prediction: The usual suspects will blame any problems on Republicans.

    • rhywun

      Low around 50 in NYC. Prog harder, flyovers.

      • Michael Malaise

        It’s all of that concrete.

    • B.P.

      Good thing the U.S. energy industry has been throttled. Next month’s energy bill should be exciting.

    • rhywun

      The end plot

      Trump sitting down with a dejected look on his face as the jail door slides shut in the foreground?

  51. UnCivilServant

    I just love getting invites to meetings without getting told what the meeting is supposed to be about.

    • AlexinCT

      My best guess? Wasting your time…

      • UnCivilServant

        “Engineering consultation form submission”

        Yup, you’re right.

      • rhywun

        See also: daily meeting with the project manager rehashing the muddled notes she took two weeks ago.

        “That’s done already.”
        “That’s done already.”
        “That’s done already.”

    • Michael Malaise

      And why is it in the janitorial closet?

  52. AlexinCT

    After seeing this, I started to wonder if all those stories about the pyramids being built by aliens were not true. After all, those hieroglyphics are just emojis.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Trump sitting down with a dejected look on his face as the jail door slides shut in the foreground?

    *metallic clang reverberates as lights dim*

    • rhywun

      Executive Producer
      DICK WOLF

      • Sensei

        My first thought too.