New Years Eve Day Morning Links

by | Dec 31, 2022 | Daily Links | 193 comments

Well, this is the last day of the worst year of my life. So I’ll be happy to say goodbye to 2022 and express my hopes for 2023. Things are looking up what with a new career, Spud part-time moving to town, a possible grandchild, and keeping occasional company with a particularly fine person of the female persuasion. I intend to have the best dinner of the year tonight, and keep my fingers crossed that we can avoid causing foodfights when the talk inevitably turns to politics.

Birthdays today include the first guy to go to Washington; a guy who always sat in the Colored section; someone who made up her biography; a guy who’s the reason that to this day we still spend billions on protecting Germany; a guy famous for doing a camp tour; a guy who impressed Jodie Foster; a guy guilty of police abuse; a guy who was a remarkably shitty pilot; a brilliant musician that, guess, who should be better known; a woman who is easy to blame for one of the shittiest musical movements in history; a biker famous for taking a knee; the most hated guy in New Mexico; and a real life Fredo.

Now let’s get cracking on Links.

 

Break out the world’s smallest violin.

 

After this death, the average IQ of the US soared.

 

SEIU claims that putting things to a vote is anti-democratic.

 

“We need to better support the people who are trying to run your life.”

 

This whole (((thing))) is fucking weird.

 

Bastion of liberty.

 

I love how the story’s writer can’t seem to figure out the pronoun morass. Besides, the headline is misleading: it was just a half-chub.

 

I love roots and blues. I love Americana. And I really love when they come together. The Old Man is very content listening to this.

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Old Man With Candy

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193 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    a guy who impressed Jodie Foster;

    Happy birthday, John Hinckley!

    • Old Man With Candy

      He would have to have been a better shot.

  2. Rat on a train

    State and county elections officials are still verifying whether the referendum proposal received enough signatures to qualify for the ballot, a determination expected by the end of January.

    If I recall, signature validation can be done in secret. They don’t have to provide a list of signatures with the reasons for rejection.

    • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

      Wasn’t that what happened with LA’s District Attorney recall?

  3. Ted S.

    a guy who was a remarkably shitty pilot;

    Happy birthday, John McCain!

    • Drake

      John Denver only crashed once. McCain was a reverse ace.

  4. Ted S.

    the most hated guy in New Mexico;

    More than Alec Baldwin?

  5. Rat on a train

    SEIU claims that putting things to a vote is anti-democratic.
    Money quote:

    “When corporations fail to halt progressive legislation in the legislature, they pivot to bankrolling ballot measures in an attempt to circumvent democracy and the will of the people,” she added.

    • Grumbletarian

      Yeah, that line stood out to be as a particularly absurd puddle in a morass of idiocy.

    • rhywun

      Nobody told them that there would be any roadblocks when the Democrats allowed them to write their laws for them. Poor things.

    • Grumbletarian

      Also:

      If the signature drive doesn’t qualify for a referendum and the law moves forward, fast food wages could be raised as high as $22 an hour by the end of 2023.

      Holy shit, $22/hr to ask if you want fries with that?? The unemployment rate for robots will plummet.

      • Rat on a train

        McDonalds new $10 menu

      • Grummun

        The big chains will invest in automation and continue in some form in California. It’s the little family places that actually do all the prep and cooking on site that will have to close.

  6. Trigger Hippie

    ‘…a guy who was a remarkably shitty pilot’

    At least I got the first name right.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Blarg!

      Supposed to be in response to Ted;s`

      • Ted S.

        Thank you, P Brooks.

  7. Fourscore

    Good Birthdays, OM. So you and the Spudster are gonna be neighbors, on a voluntary basis, good fences and all.

    So today we celebrate the 7th day after the birthday of “You Know Who”. One of the participants at that first party may not have been too happy but what do I know?

    Happy 2023, and may your van get a new paint job and professional lettering.

    • Old Man With Candy

      The distance is perfect, not too close which would be deadly, not too far which would result inevitably in DUIs. It’s about 3/4 mile, about a ten minute stagger.

      • juris imprudent

        I’ve always made sure I never live in crawling distance of a good pub.

      • Fourscore

        A WUI or SUI?

      • Old Man With Candy

        Interestingly, the cops here have a wide libertarian streak. And are VERY protective of the residents (as opposed to the students). So worst case, I’d be offered a ride the rest of the way.

  8. Rat on a train

    One contentious issue over the years has been dealing with workers who do not meet the expectations of the job, with the annual survey of federal employees finding that only 42 percent of employees believe that steps are taken in their work unit to deal with poor performers who cannot or will not improve.
    This problem can be addressed by ensuring agencies make effective use of the probationary period for employees, during which an agency decides whether an individual is the right fit for the job. Too often, the probationary period passes without a clearly articulated, documented decision on the employee’s performance. Congress should require that supervisors affirmatively determine that the employees meet the required standards, and if they do not, termination proceedings would follow.

    Good luck getting the Donks to buck their union masters.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Yep. Those problems can be addressed by banning public unions and not a second before.

      • Shpip

        The new salary cap means that senior staffers can make more annually than the lawmakers who serve as their employees. Both House and Senate lawmakers are paid $174,000 annually.

        Late entry for typo of the year, or inadvertent acknowledgement of the facts?

      • Fourscore

        They working for us, the people.

        If they were working for me they’d be on probation but more likely being given an opportunity to find another career where they’d be a better fit, something in line with their education and skills..

      • rhywun

        You don’t willingly enter Congress with the expectation of scrimping by on a measly $174K a year.

    • juris imprudent

      Only 42%? They must’ve included a bunch of the non-performers to get the number that low.

  9. juris imprudent

    the people who are trying to run your life

    Self-less servants of the people! They are underpaid and overworked, it is known.

    • WTF

      the people who are trying to run your life
      You misspelled ruin.

      • juris imprudent

        Can’t ruin your life if I can’t run it!

  10. juris imprudent

    Marshall is an interesting study. You would never see what he did in the run-up to (and throughout) WWII in today’s Army. I’d even dare to say he was the most indispensable American to the war effort. Now, that said, I don’t think he’d agree with us continuing to run the NATO grift after the end of the Cold War.

  11. rhywun

    the health of the nonpartisan, professional civil service

    *spits coffee*

    • Rat on a train

      It’s dwarfed by the much larger partisan, unprofessional civil service.

      • juris imprudent

        We’re so long removed from the spoils system that we forget why nonpartisan and professional at least sounds like a good idea. Of course theory and practice are never the same.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Maximum chaos and the inability of government to function efficiently is a good thing.

      • juris imprudent

        Really? You want that for real (not the BS) national defense? For the administration of justice?

        Anarchists at least pretend they can have an orderly non-coercive society – but chaotic govt isn’t going to cut it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        At the moment, I would relish some real government infighting.

        It’s when they all agree with each other that I tend to get the shaft.

      • Atanarjuat

        I use a similar argument when I am trying to plant the seed of a red pill in their mind. “Whenever there is a war or a banker bailout, the vote is like 99-1.” They have to agree, because it’s unfortunately true.

      • Atanarjuat

        I intended to say I usually use this on left-leaning people.

      • Atanarjuat

        The US could defend itself with a few subs and some reservists, given its advantageous geography.

      • Ted S.

        Well, not from the invasion of illegal immigrants.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        Damn Canadians!

  12. The Late P Brooks

    keep my fingers crossed that we can avoid causing foodfights when the talk inevitably turns to politics.

    Be sure to have plenty of dinner rolls on hand, for throwing.

    • Ted S.

      Hayeksplosives has some frozen Brussels sprouts she can throw at them.

      • Fourscore

        Or force the combatants to eat them.

  13. Gender Traitor

    a possible grandchild

    Pray, do tell!

    • Old Man With Candy

      Three children of reproducing age (36, 30, 22), so your guess has a 33% shot.

      • Lackadaisical

        I’m extremely jealous.

        Best of luck to whoever it is.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    One contentious issue over the years has been dealing with workers who do not meet the expectations of the job, with the annual survey of federal employees finding that only 42 percent of employees believe that steps are taken in their work unit to deal with poor performers who cannot or will not improve.

    This problem can be addressed by ensuring agencies make effective use of the probationary period for employees, during which an agency decides whether an individual is the right fit for the job. Too often, the probationary period passes without a clearly articulated, documented decision on the employee’s performance. Congress should require that supervisors affirmatively determine that the employees meet the required standards, and if they do not, termination proceedings would follow.

    Or you could make them at-will employees and fire them all.

    • juris imprudent

      Ah yes, good old political patronage.

      • R C Dean

        The worst way to staff a government, except for all the others?

      • juris imprudent

        I don’t think it would take many years of patronage to have us longing for the nonpartisan and professional govt workforce. It would at least be a more attractive delusion.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        When did you start writing for Cosby?

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Max Stier is president and CEO of the Partnership for Public Service, a nonpartisan, nonprofit organization dedicated to building a better government and a stronger democracy.

    Do us all a favor and hang yourself, Max.

  16. Atanarjuat

    ‘He’s a man! He is a man!’ The three-and-a-half-minute video was promptly reposted across social media and soon went viral – forcing Wi Spa to address the incident, with staffers saying they stood behind Merager and her alleged gender identity.

    Is social media really so powerful that a business couldn’t just say “nah, we’re not logging on to see what all the Antifa accounts said about us, and men can’t go in the women’s dressing room, that’s final.”?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Bring your testicles into the ladies room and we’ll remove them for you.” should be the sign on the door.

    • juris imprudent

      Sure social media is that powerful, for people that want to participate in social media. And since the mainstream media just regurgitates what is in social media, it has outsized influence.

  17. Scruffy Nerfherder

    At the office for yet another weekend of cleaning up my sister’s multi-year bookkeeping mess. 2023 will at least be better in this regard.

    • Gender Traitor

      So sorry, Scruffy. 😞

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Thank you. On the bright side, hopefully I’ll be more profitable now that the fiscal boat anchor is gone.

        And I’ll actually know my numbers for the first time in years. Can’t tell you how much that drove me nuts.

    • Grosspatzer

      I’ll raise a glass to better times ahead.

    • Mojeaux

      Cleanup is always the most thankless job of demolition.

  18. Grumbletarian

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    • rhywun

      “😀”.

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    • Grummun

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  19. juris imprudent

    Excellent read.

    Trump was a symptom rather than a cause of a problem inside the GOP that predated his tumultuous presidency and has endured for nearly two years afterward: the rank-and-file Republican voters’ loss of confidence in the party’s governing class. The base has been revolting against the establishment for the better part of a dozen years. Trump was the battering ram that finally let the peasants with pitchforks inside the castle.

    In some ways, Glibs is the mirror opposite of DU – we’re just as detached from the reality of partisan operation as the worst kind of progressive.

    • Rat on a train

      The establishment has hated the base ever since the big-government wing took control.

      • juris imprudent

        You do realize this is the exact same argument made by the most deranged progressives, right? Except for them it is the sell-outs to corporate power, both D and R.

      • Brawndo

        Are they wrong though?

      • juris imprudent

        You suggesting the ends of the horseshoe are equally correct?

      • robc

        Same as it ever was.

      • Homple

        Next you’ll tell us that libertarians think we’re badly governed.

      • robc

        I have often said that I think progressives often have a good grasp on the problems that exist, it is their solutions that are fucking insane.

      • juris imprudent

        I might agree in some cases, but these are the same people that are SJWs, and with that the problem and solution are both insane.

      • robc

        Hence my use of the word “often”.

    • robc

      I think we have a strong grasp on the reality of the LP.

      • juris imprudent

        I would be inclined to say that the LP and the Democratic Socialists are equally likely in their prospects of electoral success.

      • robc

        LP elects people in NH, Socialists elect people in VT.

        Yep, sounds about equal.

      • juris imprudent

        Life on the fringe!

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        How many Libertarians are in congress? I know there are more than a few DemSoc members, at least four.

      • juris imprudent

        That actually ran as DemSoc only, not dual-hatted as Democrats?

      • juris imprudent

        as Democrats. … also been seated as Democrats.

        In other words, they’re Democrats first and foremost and DSA to please to the furthest reaches of the stupid.

  20. Grosspatzer

    Mornin ‘, reprobates.

    nonpartisan, professional civil service.

    They misspelled “unelected bureaucrats”.

    Birthday Boy Burton had some serious vocal chops. Pretty fair flute solo here as a bonus.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zHKqPSAchcU

    • Old Man With Candy

      That was Old Guy Music some months ago. I love playing it on guitar as well- the chords really lay out beautifully.

      • Grosspatzer

        Yup. And be careful what you wish for, grandchirren are sometimes quite shitty. You might want to work on your diaper changing skills.

      • Old Man With Candy

        “Hey, your baby just shit xerself. Get over here and fix it.”

        There. Now I’m in proper Grandpa condition.

      • Fourscore

        My grandchildren grew up to be respectable, responsible adults. They didn’t learn it at home.

      • Old Man With Candy

        You are my role model.

      • Rat on a train

        My father said he didn’t change his kids’ diapers. Why would he change his grandkids’.

  21. Shpip

    President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine has signed off on legislation that would significantly expand the government’s regulatory power over the news media, a measure that journalists have warned could erode press freedom.

    Don’t the Ukrainians have an FBI to censor badthink nudge the press into presenting the approved narrative? That’s how we do it, after all.

    • Grosspatzer

      Don’t the Ukrainians have an FBI to censor badthink nudge the press into presenting the approved narrative?

      The funding for the Ukranian Stasi will be in the next inflation reduction bill.

      • Atanarjuat

        My understanding is we’re already paying the salaries of everyone in Ukrainian government.

      • Rat on a train

        2021 GDP $198 billion
        We could be paying the salaries of everyone in the country.

      • juris imprudent

        Ha! Like our taxdollars are being squandered on Ukrainians.

      • Rat on a train

        The Big Guy only demands 10%.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        I think we have become the defacto “make work” for the Russian army.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    An additional issue involves reducing the number of political appointees subject to Senate confirmation, which currently number about 1,200 positions. The complexity of the appointment process makes it difficult for any president to get a full team in place quickly, and this hampers the functioning of federal agencies that must cope with leadership voids for long periods of time.

    A smaller corps of politically appointed officials, supported by career employees, will promote professional expertise, stability and greater accountability to Congress and the public.

    The deep state is just a paranoid fantasy of right wing cranks. That’s why we have to make it stronger and better insulated from the whims of the figurehead government.

  23. Penguin

    a guy who was a remarkably shitty pilot;

    When I worked in insurance, I tried for a bit to get a position as an underwriter. Didn’t manage, but if I had, there is no way I’d ever sell insurance to rock musician who flew (as pilot or passenger) on a private plane. Big Bopper, Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly, Jim Croce, half of Lynyrd Skynyrd, Randy Rhoads. And, of course, John Denver. It’s as if you can curse a rock/pop musician by holding up a small model of a Cessna.

    • Atanarjuat

      And SRV and Aaliyah, off the top of my head.

      • Tundra

        Otis Redding, too.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Long tradition dating back to Glenn Miller.

      • Fourscore

        Hawkshaw Hawkins, Patsy Cline, Cowboy Copas

      • Homple

        Ricky Nelson.

      • Shpip

        I immediately thought of Vaughn too, as well as Patsy Cline. There are quite a few more.

        On the other hand, plenty of performers on stage and screen fly private now with nary a mishap. Perhaps the secret is to not get on a plane at night during bad weather with a pilot who’s not IFL rated. Both Cline & company and Holly et al were killed by bold pilots.

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘Aaliyah’

        I had a big crush(?) on her as a kid.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        She was right fine, no doubt.

      • robc

        I had a roommate who went with some friends to the next to last SRV concert. His friends stayed for the concert the next day, but he had to get back to start a new job.

        He said he would have stayed if he had known, obviously.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    The law establishes a 10-member council empowered to set minimum wages as well as standards for hours and working conditions for California’s fast food workers.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    • Rat on a train

      The council should also have the authority to set prices.

      • slumbrew

        Baby steps

      • Spartacus

        They’re already setting prices for labor, so why not go full derp?

    • rhywun

      We haven’t tried real fascism before.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Why stop with just fast food? Why not other industries? Each having their own 10-person council.

      • CPRM

        And each council needs to have a council to set the hours and wages of the council! Endless jobz!1!!

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        TACO Jerbz!

  25. The Late P Brooks

    The other day, as I was reading something which included the time honored claim that we (the U S) have a higher percentage of our population incarcerated than any other country, I thought to myself, “We can thank our vast army of efficient professional civil servants for that.”

    • juris imprudent

      Now remove the portion there for vice crimes – which The People love to impose.

  26. PutridMeat

    Well, this is the last day of the worst year of my life.

    To a better 2023 and beyond, for you and everyone!

    And thanks for providing such entertaining and, dare I say, educational vignettes so consistently.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    “I still don’t think there’s any confidence in him, that he can articulate a vision, or that he can take us where he says he wants to go,” one source at the network told The Hill this week. “And no matter how hard he tries, he’s not going to disabuse anyone of the notion of more layoffs coming in 2023.”

    Maybe they’re not all as dumb as they act.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Under Zucker, CNN enjoyed a boon in ratings, but had developed a reputation as being aggressively anti-Trump in its programming and overly combative in its coverage of the former president. Licht has signaled an interest in shifting that perception.

    “At a time where extremes are dominating cable news,” Licht told advertisers during CNN’s UpFront session just days after taking over, “we will seek to go a different way, reflecting the real lives of our viewers and elevating the way America and the world views this medium.”

    During his first months on the job, Licht has made a series of editorial moves that raised eyebrows inside and outside the network, particularly with progressives who saw CNN as offering too much of an olive branch to GOP or conservative viewers.

    He could be the Elon Musk of the news business if he plays his cards right.

    “He’s destroying CNN!”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Under Zucker Trump, CNN enjoyed a boon in ratings

      FIFY

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Trump saved CNN ironically enough.

    • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

      He can’t be the Elon Musk of news, as Musk is going to be their new target.

      They will be the George Soros of news!

  29. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Barbara Walters wasn’t that bad was she or should I hate her for some reason? Compared to the current crop of clucking hens, shrieking harpies, emasculating ballbreakers, and pig-ignorant narcissists that make up The View she was a breath of fresh air. RIP.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Dumb as a box of rocks (she was one of the highest profile promotors of Uri Geller) and just as bought in to carrying Team Blue water.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Wait a minute, you can’t bend spoons with mental energy? Well that’s news to me.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Wait, what?

        Oh right, that’s because there is no spoon.

    • Rat on a train

      She created The View.

      • rhywun

        LOL

        Forgot about that.

    • R C Dean

      She made her name by getting all kinds of big name interviews.

      Which she got because she was incredibly soft-ball interviewer. People would sit down with her for what amounted to a round of image fluffing.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        If I remember right, it was rough-fluff, as they all got to cry at the end of the questions.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        👆👆👆

        She was the designated apology tour interviewer.

  30. Certified Public Asshat

    TOS: Florida’s Fight Over Kids at Drag Shows Is a Classic Moral Panic

    Note that this letter doesn’t actually say that there is any nudity or simulated sexual activity at this show, only that the department believes there is. It probably consulted this Twitter thread by Tayler Hansen, who provides images and clips of the show from its stop in Austin, Texas. A Drag Queen Christmas is a pretty raunchy show in the way that’s familiar to anybody who has watched drag performances. But the only “nudity” found in Hansen’s clips and images is a pair of absolutely fake boobs being worn by a drag queen. There is a lot of overtly sexualized behavior and gyrating from people who are not actually naked or having sex.

    *fast forward*

    People are exaggerating what is actually happening. I would definitely agree with anybody who says the show’s content is sexualized. But, the claims of nudity and simulated sex at these shows are very exaggerated to make it seem like children are encountering the same things that you might see at a strip club. In fact, in the threatening letter from Florida’s Department of Business and Professional Regulation, officials point to a Florida court case that authorized shutting down businesses for violating lewdness statutes. But the example it uses, Hoskins, v. Dept. of Business Regulation, is a case involving women providing lap dances to patrons at a strip club. That doesn’t appear to be happening in the clips Hansen gathered.

    I don’t know Shackford, why can’t these drag shows voluntarily restrict entry to over 18?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He concedes that the shows are sexualized and quibbles as to the degree. Defense of parents who take kids to sexualized drag shows is a retarded hill to die on and it taints others who care about liberty with the same stench. For fuck’s sake Reason, just because it’s written doesn’t mean it has to be published.

      • juris imprudent

        Didn’t we have the quasi-academic paper that the intent behind DQSH is to acculturate youngsters and subvert the dominant social paradigm? I mean, why should we take them at their word that they have mal-intent?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Relax, the giant boobs are fake.

      • rhywun

        Didn’t we have the quasi-academic paper that the intent behind DQSH is to acculturate youngsters and subvert the dominant social paradigm?

        Yes.

        Relax, the giant boobs are fake.

        LOL. Perfect encapsulation of the Reason mindset.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Imagine if you will any groups counter to the perceived cultural “norm” they are trying to create and in the coming years say “…kids are able to see people who defy fluid gender nonsense and imagine a world where everyone can be their selves in God’s image”

        Christians, Jews, *hushed voice* Muslims….would be just as protested and had all of the media running them out of town.

    • Penguin

      As for me, I’m all for kids at drag show.

      Just give them earplugs, those cars are loud. *Rimshot*

  31. The Late P Brooks

    News fatigue is real, particularly after the Trump presidency and coronavirus pandemic, said Frank Sesno, former director of the School of Media and Public Affairs at the George Washington University, who previously spent years as a reporter at CNN.

    People are sick of being lied to nonstop? Sick of being hectored and bullied?

    Say it ain’t so.

    • rhywun

      I’m going to hazard a guess that Frank Sesno, former director of the School of Media and Public Affairs at the George Washington University, longs for the days of three or four networks and one or two dailies saying the exact same approved things.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Sorta like this?

      • R C Dean

        As opposed to two dozen networks, social media oligopolies, and search engines all saying the exact same approved things?

      • rhywun

        Well yeah, but there are a zillion alternatives now not all saying the same thing. That didn’t exist back in the good old days.

      • robodruid

        Can you imagine how many FBI agents are needed to guide these media companies?

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Hanging over CNN’s political coverage in 2023 will be how much airtime to give to Trump, whose 2016 presidential run benefitted from near-constant cable news coverage.

    I love that one. “If the media hadn’t given Trumpolini so much free air time, no one would ever have even known he was running.”

    • rhywun

      There is no way they can resist doing exactly what they did last time by hovering over his every deplorable word.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Relax, the giant boobs are fake.

    I have tried to find an appropriate illustration, to no avail, but this stuff always makes me me think of circus clowns dressed up as women, with gargantuan boobs and asses, wearing polka dot dresses, giant work boots and Minnie Pearl hats.

    • rhywun

      If this is the same extravaganza I read about, the act features a giant fake penis too.

      claims of nudity and simulated sex at these shows are very exaggerated

      Maybe fringe characters? But I don’t recall any such claims.

      • R C Dean

        Which begs the question: just what level of nudity and simulated sex is appropriate for children?

      • Ted S.

        I always imagine Laura Ingalls in the loft of that little house listening to the bumping and grinding from Charles and Caroline that produced her younger siblings.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Simulated?

      • juris imprudent

        If you were willing to wear a dress instead of a leisure suit, you’d be unassailable.

    • Penguin
      • Ownbestenemy

        I was thinking of this based on his descriptor, though not the size he suggested.

      • Penguin

        Combine the two, and it’s about right.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Look at us using the internet like a well tuned Federal agency…only took four of us to produce the desired outcome!

      • Penguin

        I’ve only ever worked for private / corporate interests, and I can tell you, nobody cares how many people ground the meat, so long as the sausage is good. (pun intended, I guess).

      • juris imprudent

        That’s a euphemism for an orgy, isn’t it?

      • Penguin

        I hope so…

  34. LCDR_Fish

    Tested positive for the coof on Thursday night (after feeling a little out of it for 2 days at work) – looks like its going back around the office and masks are required again next week. On the plus side – assuming no other issues, I should be back in the office Tuesday either way. Kinda weird for me – mostly stuffed up sinuses and phlegm – and the occasional chills although no actual fever (a lot like the effects after getting the shots 2 years ago). Seems similar to a cough I had last summer too, when I tested negative. Either way this shit is endemic now – treat it just like the flu and carry on.

    On a different note – follow up to that amazing wafflehouse fight girl from Christmas – https://twitter.com/dancow/status/1608934586091982849?cxt=HHwWgsDS7ejeitQsAAAA

    • PutridMeat

      These jack-holes and their mask theater. If one still needs convincing about how pointless it is (beyond all the rcts and epidemiological evidence we already have), just look a China. Masking everywhere, nearly universal compliance, and, if I understand correctly, nearly the entire population has covid. Really effective intervention there, r-tards. Seems no amount of evidence will sway the faithful off their talismans.

      Hope you feel better soon!

      • rhywun

        I would be really, really resentful if I had to go into the office and wear the fucking thing.

        I tolerated it for a couple weeks a year and half ago before it became apparent that everyone was just going to continue WFH anyway and so I did too.

        But now? You have got to be kidding me.

      • Ownbestenemy

        FedGov is continuing its mask theater. We get weekly marching orders broken down by county and which ones need to wear a mask and/or forced testing. Though the forced testing hasn’t quite materialized due to the failing efficacy of the shots.

      • Penguin

        failing efficacy

        OBE, you misspelled “failed”

      • LCDR_Fish

        Depends. If it lets me back in the office even while I’m not back at 100% that doesn’t bug me the same as masking for the sake of it.

        I wore one yesterday when I went to the drug store to restock some stuff – just for common courtesy – not coughing too much, but a lot of old folks in my area.

      • rhywun

        It is literally a talisman – it doesn’t do anything. I’m not playing along anymore.

      • Penguin

        I got pissed at Scott Adams once because he was making fun of people who disdained masks, saying they had to do something. I wanted to shout “no Dilbert, you’re the dumbass – they don’t do shit against viruses.” But that’s remarkably ineffective through a computer screen.

  35. The Bearded Hobbit

    Birthdays today include

    Me!!

    the most hated guy in New Mexico

    Hey! I’m not hated That much!

    I actually invited Val to my birthday one year. Never heard back from him.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Happy Birthday! One more trip around Sol completed.

    • Tundra

      Happy birthday, Hobbit!

    • Sean

      Happy birthday 🎂🎈🎉

    • Penguin

      Hope your stocked on lembas bread…

      Happy Birthday, Hobbit!

      • Penguin

        Arrgh.. “you’re”

    • R.J.

      Happy birthday!

    • juris imprudent

      Also sharing this glorious day of arrival on this planet, Mrs JI! I just came back in from putting the ribs on the smoker.

    • Grosspatzer

      Happy birthday, young man!

    • rhywun

      My cats would run screaming into another room if I brought that thing out. They’d think a trip to the vet was coming.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Lol ayup. Fuck you human you won’t trick me again

      • Penguin

        But put a paper grocery bag on the floor…

  36. Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

    Hochul was not RE-elected, she was elected governor. She had been appointed to that position before.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Another onslaught

    A new version of omicron has taken hold in the U.S., according to the most recent data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The subvariant of omicron, named XBB.1.5, has raised concerns about another potential wave of Covid cases following the busy holiday travel season.

    The CDC projected Friday that about 40% of confirmed U.S. Covid cases are caused by the XBB.1.5 strain, up from 20% a week ago. In the Northeast, about 75% of confirmed cases are reported to be XBB.1.5.

    It’s not clear yet where this version of omicron came from, but it appears to be spreading quickly here. There’s no indication it causes more severe illness than any other omicron virus, Dr. Barbara Mahon, director of CDC’s Coronavirus and Other Respiratory Viruses Division, told NBC News.

    ——-

    Studies performed in the lab have found that XBB is capable of evading antibodies from previous Covid infections or vaccinations, meaning that being exposed to the virus would mean someone is more likely to get sick or reinfected and show symptoms.

    “It’s clear that there’s immune evasive properties of XBB,” said Dr. Isaach Bogoch, an infectious disease physician and epidemiologist at the University of Toronto. “That’s been demonstrated both in laboratory studies and seen clinically in cases and hospitalizations.”

    Given the high level of population immunity in the U.S. — either through infection, vaccination or both — Bogoch and others hope that, even if cases start to rise significantly, there won’t be a dramatic spike in hospitalizations or deaths as seen in previous waves.

    Antibody studies don’t tell the whole story. Other parts of the immune system can protect against the virus and the Covid vaccines should remain effective at preventing severe illness and death from the virus, evidence suggests.

    This seems insufficiently panicky. Time to adjust the models.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    I got pissed at Scott Adams once because he was making fun of people who disdained masks, saying they had to do something.

    They LOOK LIKE they must do something, and that’s what’s important.

  39. CPRM

    Governor Hochul had the bill brought to her attention by specific Orthodox community members, who later praised her move against antisemitism.

    So, if no one lobbied her she would have just rubber stamped it without knowing what it was? Snazzy.