Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – The Sweet Week Off

by | Dec 28, 2022 | Daily Links | 159 comments

From the raging dickcunts at The New York Times

The Signal App and the Danger of Privacy at All Costs

(archive.ph link) (bolding is mine)

The company — an L.L.C. that is governed by a nonprofit — is founded on the belief that it needs to combat what it calls “state corporate surveillance” of our online activities in defense of an uncompromisable value: individual privacy. Distrustful of government and large corporations and apparently persuaded that they are irredeemable, technologists look for workarounds.

This level of privacy can be beneficial on a number of fronts. For instance, Signal is used by journalists to communicate with confidential sources. But it is no coincidence that criminals have also used this government-evading technology. When the F.B.I. arrested several Oath Keepers for rioting at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, one of its primary pieces of evidence was messages on Signal. (It’s unclear how the F.B.I. got access to the messages in this instance; there is a longstanding cat and mouse game between lawmakers and technology.)

The J6 Boogeyman has been raised, so strap in for high-pressured spray of liquid bullshit.

The ethical universe, according to Signal, is simple: The privacy of individuals must be respected above all else, come what may. If terrorists or child abusers or other criminals use the app, or one like it, to coordinate activities or share child sexual abuse imagery behind impenetrable closed doors, that’s a shame — but privacy is all that matters.

I guess it’s OK to raise the spectre of groomers in this context.

One should always worry when a person or an organization places one value above all. The moral fabric of our world is complex. It’s nuanced. Sensitivity to moral nuance is difficult, but unwavering support of one principle to rule them all is morally dangerous.
The way Signal wields the word “surveillance” reflects its coarsegrained understanding of morality. To the company, surveillance covers everything from a server holding encrypted data that no one looks at to a law enforcement agent reading data after obtaining a warrant to Eastern Germany randomly tapping citizens’ phones. One cannot think carefully about the value of privacy — including its relative importance to other values in particular contexts — with such a broad brush.

Fuck you. They don’t get warrants to read stuff and even if they did, they’d go to a lapdog judge. And I hope “coarse-grained” describes the next pegging you pay for.

What’s more, the company’s proposition that if anyone has access to data, then many unauthorized people probably will have access to that data is false. This response reflects a lack of faith in good governance, which is essential to any well-functioning organization or community seeking to keep its members and society at large safe from bad actors. There are some people who have access to the nuclear launch codes, but “Mission Impossible” movies aside, we’re not particularly worried about a slippery slope leading to lots of unauthorized people having access to those codes.

“Good governance.” What a fucking joke.

The author is an expert in “AI Ethics.” What a fancy way to grift.


 

Wife sparks fierce debate after banning husband from napping on Christmas

She’s knows when you’re sleeping — she knows when you’re awake.

A wife has sparked a raging holiday debate after revealing that she has forbidden her husband from napping on Christmas Day as it leaves her with the kids. A now-viral social media thread detailing her Santa-like snooze sanctions is currently blowing up online.

In the thread, posted in the popular Reddit forum “Am I The A – – hole (AITA),” anonymous user u/anyaccount123 described how her husband of 15 years is a “night owl” while she’s a “light sleeper” who never naps.

“My husband LOVES to nap. He’d do it almost everyday,” the exasperated wife wrote, describing his nap-ocalyptic habits. “Besides, he sleeps in every morning on weekends and days off. I don’t mind that much because I would also like to do it, if only I could. We used to take turn[s] when I was still able to sleep in.”

She added, “Even if I tell him to please go to bed earlier, to please not nap, especially when the girls are around, he just doesn’t care. He’ll nap anyway. He never gives in to my requests.”

By contrast, the neglected gal claims she “never” naps in general as she considers “it lost time in a day, and time lost with our daughters (9 and 10) and time that could have been well spent doing chores, playing, exercising, etc.”

The great nap debate reportedly came to a head on Christmas Day after the couple had been up late partying, and the wife was “exhausted.”

“We managed to wake up at 9 a.m., which is awesome for me,” she explained. “We watched our daughters open up their presents and ate breakfast. I asked everyone if they’d like to watch a Christmas movie. The girls declined, preferring to play with their toys.”

Then she dropped the bombshell, explaining: “Then my husband immediately went to bed. At like 11 a.m. on Christmas Day­. I’m beyond appalled. I can’t even believe this.”

Let the poor guy sleep. It’s exhausting to have a rabid type-A bitch for a wife.


 


 

With the Powerball jackpot so high be careful what you wish for. An SC winner’s cautionary tale

On the morning after she became a multi-millionaire, a South Carolina woman drove by the KC Mart No. 47 in Simpsonville where she bought her lottery ticket, to see if anyone was there, just in case she had made a mistake and didn’t really win.

It was the largest Mega Millions jackpot to be won by a single ticket — more than $1.5 billion — and she had seen the numbers reported on television.

“If no one was there, I would say, ‘okay, well this was a disaster, we made a mistake,’ and I’d drive home and all would be good. But as we went by the convenience store, there was every media — there was helicopters, there was every piece of media, there was locals, you know, national. I so badly wanted to get out of there, I wanted to go under the seat, I became anxious.”

That was some of her testimony in a trial earlier this year in which her lawyer, Jason Kurland, the self proclaimed “lottery lawyer,” was charged with taking money from some of his clients — in her case more than $80 million.

The South Carolina woman has never been identified and was allowed to testify using the pseudonym, Beth Smith.

And her husband’s anonymized name? Steve Smith. A Rick & Morty and Glibertarians double reference!

(Via the Mysterious Mr. D.)


 

 

About The Author

SugarFree

SugarFree

Your Resident Narcissistic Misogynist Rape-Culture Apologist

159 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    Look at me.
    I am First now.

    • juris imprudent

      Speaking of douchery…

      Reid Blackman, Ph.D., is the author of “Ethical Machines” (Harvard Business Review Press), Founder and CEO of Virtue, an AI ethical risk consultancy, volunteer Chief Ethics Officer for the non-profit Government Blockchain Association, and an advisor to the Canadian government on their federal AI regulations. He was also a founding member of EY’s AI Advisory Board and a Senior Advisor to the Deloitte AI Institute. His work, which includes advising and speaking to organizations including AWS, US Bank, the FBI, NASA, and the World Economic Forum, has been profiled by The Wall Street Journal, the BBC, and Forbes.

      • Tonio

        Well played, JI.

      • Brochettaward

        Hardly a matter of Biden ordered their asses out of Afghanistan, they sure as hell listened is it? I know, if we don’t bag on Joe we’re not doing our patriotic duty of two-minutes hate.

        No, it really isn’t, JI? The deal Trump negotiated wasn’t worth the paper it was written on and could have easily been torn up. Biden made his own decision to exit Afghanistan and he dragged the bureaucrats and military along with it. That isn’t even bagging on Creepy Grandpa Joe at the moment. It’s an argument that if Trump had won a second term, the institutions would have fought him tooth and nail on Afghanistan until they likely would have gotten their way.

      • Brochettaward

        Nobody saw Afghan withdrawal as anything resembling a done deal when Biden did it. No one felt tied to a deal Trump signed with the Taliban. His negotiating with the Taliban was controversial in its own right.

      • juris imprudent

        Trump’s deal – worth nothing; you make it hard for me to argue. After all, he hadn’t gotten us out of there when I seem to recall he said it would be immediate.

        So in the 4th year of his term, he strikes an agreement to leave after his term expires (or deferred to his second term if he was lucky). Shades of Obama’s hot mic moment of I’ll have more flexibility after [re-election]. Biden had no reason to re-negotiate – all the blame was there ready to be laid at Trump’s feet; just follow through, which he did – belatedly. I don’t doubt for a moment that TeamFuckingEmpire wasn’t trying to talk him out of it right up to the 20th of August. Those assholes had careers there, money was being made, promotions granted – everything was perfect.

        So don’t tell me that they all jumped, when Joe commanded. It’s just a ridiculous thing to say.

      • Brochettaward

        No one can prove what would have happened had Trump won reelection, but we can look to what happened when he exercised his authority in Syria and Ukraine. Was there any pudgy little colonel calling for Biden’s impeachment after Afghanistan and willing to testify that he betrayed his nation by trying to set his own foreign policy?

        Let’s review what the careerists did when Trump ordered out of Syria.

        There were resignations. There were lies to a president about where and how many troops were actually stationed there. Trump ordered the withdrawal repeatedly.

        You really want to compare the level of resistance Biden encountered to anything we saw under Trump? You have career bureaucrats on record admitting they refused to implement Trump administration policies on a whole range of issues. Biden isn’t exercising some iron grip on power because he is too feeble, but there is nothing like that kind of resistance to his administration’s policies.

      • juris imprudent

        Trump ordered the withdrawal repeatedly.

        He tweeted it. He talked about it. He didn’t order it, or, I suppose there was absolutely no one in the White House that knew anything at all about how to communicate to govt subordinates. In which case, shame the fuck on him for that. It isn’t a mystery. Write it down, sign it and send it. State within that the subordinate has 10 days to comply and report back, or resign.

        But Trump was rollable, so they rolled him. Biden at least has some better concept of how to direct within the system, as feeble as he is.

      • Brochettaward

        He just tweeted it, so a Secretary of Defense and his envoy to Syria both resigned?

        They admit that they hid the troop numbers from senior members of the his administration.

      • juris imprudent

        Which is grounds for immediate dismissal under any govt employment terms. Of course that only works if the leadership gets pissed about being lied to, and Trump just never seemed to be bothered by that; I think that in itself is a pretty big flaw – but hardly all that surprising.

      • Hyperion

        “CEO of Virtue”

        It’s like you cannot even make this shit up. Do they have any idea how fucking stupid that sounds?

      • Hyperion

        “AI ethical risk”

        Pretend career, good gig I guess, if you can get it.

        There ain’t no fucking AI, you dimwits. And apparently no longer any intelligence at once prestigious universities.

  2. Sean

    And I hope “coarse-grained” describes the next pegging you pay for.

    LOL

  3. The Late P Brooks

    It’s unclear how the F.B.I. got access to the messages

    They “asked” for them.

    • juris imprudent

      Because according to SCotUS precedent, no one has any privacy interest in data once it is held by a third party – not the original person, not the party now in custody of it – it’s just floating out there for the asking.

      • Count Potato

        Would the Post Office count as a third party?

      • juris imprudent

        No, but Postal Inspectors are very reasonable people as long as you have a warrant.

  4. Rebel Scum

    good governance

    What?

    • juris imprudent

      Shut up and suck my cock. We can discuss the nuances afterwards.

    • rhywun

      good governance

      I think that’s the best laugh I’ll get all day.

    • Hyperion

      Oxymoron

  5. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    “This response reflects a lack of faith in good governance…”

    We’ve got good governance. Just ask us. And if you don’t believe us, it just goes to show you’re a conspiracy theorist who needs to be surveilled.

  6. DEG

    When the F.B.I. arrested several Oath Keepers for rioting at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, one of its primary pieces of evidence was messages on Signal. (It’s unclear how the F.B.I. got access to the messages in this instance; there is a longstanding cat and mouse game between lawmakers and technology.)

    Easy peasy. Oathkeepers is a glow op.

    • Count Potato

      I’m thinking it might have began legitimate then turned into one.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I don’t imagine it takes long for the FBI to place agents into organizations these days, particularly those who recruit current and former law enforcement officers.

      • SugarFree

        It’s just easier to start the organizations themselves.

      • Gustave Lytton

        But enough about Glibs founding.

      • Drake

        First day at places like a new gun range I think everyone is wonder who’s the Fed. Maybe I’m just paranoid.

        I worked at a factory in NC shortly after getting off active duty in the Marines. After about 6 months a Black coworker told me he was sure I was a narc for the first few months.

      • Hyperion

        Well, you whitey, so probably narc.

      • juris imprudent

        Probably grew his air longer than regulation.

      • juris imprudent

        hair dammit, if I was a Cockney I would’ve at least thrown a grautuitous apostrophe in front.

      • Drake

        Still had a Marine regulation haircut (still in the Reserves) and still in Marine shape. So I probably looked like a Fed who was really bad at blending in.

    • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

      The question is: are they sheep dipped, or tea bagged?

  7. Count Potato

    STEVE SMITH HIT JACKPOT AND BY HIT JACKPOT MEAN RAPE

  8. The Late P Brooks

    The moral fabric of our world is complex. It’s nuanced. Sensitivity to moral nuance is difficult, but unwavering support of one principle to rule them all is morally dangerous.

    We’re a nation of laws, until we aren’t.

    • juris imprudent

      You see – that would be one principle to rule them all! QED

  9. Rebel Scum

    Then she dropped the bombshell, explaining: “Then my husband immediately went to bed. At like 11 a.m. on Christmas Day­. I’m beyond appalled. I can’t even believe this.”

    You sound bossy.

    • RBS

      “as it leaves her with the kids.”

      Not spending time with the kids! (Who apparently didn’t want to spend time with her anyway.)

    • Tres Cool

      As someone that works nights and is part of the demi-monde she needs to go fuck herself*.

      *I don’t have children (Tres V 2.0 is 16) here, and its possible that he’s a selfish prick with his time as well.

  10. Rebel Scum
    • Sean

      Heh.

    • Hyperion

      What would Pat do?

  11. The Late P Brooks

    time that could have been well spent doing chores, playing, exercising, etc.”

    What if he’s not napping? Maybe it’s astral projection

    • Rat on a train

      Is that you Mo-Dean?

  12. Rebel Scum

    How convenient.

    When the history of the Biden administration is written, it will be exceedingly difficult to determine which of his appointments have been most destructive to this nation.

    One of the leading contenders must be Biden’s Department of the Interior Secretary Deb Haaland. The last time we checked in on her team of social-justice-focused, eco-activist-oriented bureaucrats, they walked back the required auctions for gas and oil leases necessary to this nation for its energy industry.

    Now a significant conflict-of-interest issue has arisen as her daughter, Somah Haaland, is lobbying federal lawmakers to support a moratorium on oil and gas leasing near a historical site in New Mexico.

    • juris imprudent

      Wouldn’t it be more of a conflict of interest if it was an exemption from the moratorium? This just sounds like she’s a nut that didn’t fall far from the tree.

  13. Count Potato

    “Buffalo store owner opens fire on looters – while frozen body of dad-to-be is found after he went out to buy supplies for nine-month pregnant wife – as city reels from worst storm this century”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11579753/Buffalo-descends-chaos-blizzard-century-rampant-lootings.html

    “‘Blizzard of the century’ continues to grip Buffalo: Incredible scenes from western New York and Lake Erie as homes ICE OVER and stranded locals are forced to bed down in Target”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11578871/Aftermath-New-York-State-blizzard-resembles-war-zone-death-toll-rises-search-continues.html

    If Buffalo can’t handle snow, we’re all in trouble.

    • Q Continuum

      “panicked screams heard in the background as one of the men opens fire at the fleeing suspect”

      A couple of dead looters would put a stop to it real quick.

    • creech

      Target? Not bad. Could have been “forced to bed down on Southwest Airlines plane.”

    • Hyperion

      I don’t ever remember anything like that happening before. It’s global warming.

    • rhywun

      Terrible, but I can’t help wondering why the fuck people were out and about when they KNEW what was coming.

      Also, fuck fucking degenerate looters up the ass sideways.

    • Gustave Lytton

      stranded locals are forced to bed down in Target”

      Only if you don’t want to spend the night rollerskating the aisles.

      • Count Potato

        Is there an an award for hottest actress in the worst movie?

  14. The Late P Brooks

    good governance

    Good and hard. Forcible sodomy, fisting, choking, no additional charge.

    • juris imprudent

      Ethics adviser to Free Cascadia?

    • Drake

      I take “requires a prior-authorization process that takes longer than your expected life-span” for $500 Alex.

    • Rat on a train

      All health care should be free. By free I mean someone other than me picks up the tab.

      • Hyperion

        Have not you heard? The future of health care will be ‘health equity’ and it’s almost free. We all get to be equally sick, no racism!

      • Rat on a train

        I thought under health “equity” whites are denied care to make up for past racism.

      • Hyperion

        Exactly, that’s what I said, no racism! No whitey care because racist, no darkie care because oppressed. See? Equity!

  15. Q Continuum

    “I’m beyond appalled.”

    I’m beyond appalled that he apparently was capable of fucking you not once, but twice.

  16. Ted S.

    Let the poor guy sleep. It’s exhausting to have a rabid type-A bitch for a wife.

    This is why there are no female libertarians….

  17. EvilSheldon

    I read r/AmITheAsshole a lot. Sort of a reverse Rednecks-in-the-Mist thing. If you see a throwaway account post on that sub that references Biggie’s Ten Crack Commandments, it was probably me.

    • Hyperion

      Almost no one on Reddit is over 15. So you cannot take it too seriously. Also, the mods have reached a new level of asshat that rivals the Twatter before the evil Musk took over.

    • Mojeaux

      I’m an r/AITA addict. I remember that one the day it was posted, and it just left me scratching my head. I felt like I was missing something.

  18. rhywun

    Only women have uteruses and only women can menstruate.

    The Mario Bros. music is a nice touch. 😂

    • kinnath

      I knew that.

      • Rat on a train

        It explains the lack of ethics.

    • creech

      Why the hell not. The president of the U.S. is Dr. Jill Biden’s husband.

    • Hyperion

      That garden gnome has a wife?

    • Hyperion

      Top comment:

      ⚡️robmarraart⚡️
      @RobMarraArt

      That’s a man

  19. kinnath

    Bottled 69 bottles of key lime mead today.

    • Rat on a train

      I still have a few bottles of mead left in the cabinet. I should kill one before the new year.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Sounds amazing

  20. rhywun

    The South Carolina woman has never been identified

    Worth every penny of that $80M.

    • Rat on a train

      “I never realized how big my extended family was.”

  21. Rat on a train

    Top baby names in America 50 years ago

    The Social Security Administration (SSA), which started compiling baby name lists in 1997, has retroactively identified 200 of the “most popular” first names given to boys and girls in the 1970s.

    Heh feds, I’m not telling if I made the list.

    James is a gender-neutral biblical name that reportedly means “supplanter” in Hebrew

    WTF? Stop using boys names for girls.

    You can go to https://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames to lookup your name or year.

    • Tres Cool

      “WTF? Stop using boys names for girls.”

      The twins Aaron/Erin hardest hit.

    • Hyperion

      “James is a gender-neutral biblical name”

      Sure it is. I mean everyone has known that for thousands of years. Just like Mary is also a popular name for boys.

      These people are insufferably disingenuous.

    • rhywun

      The name James was reportedly given to 444,900 boys born in the U.S. during the 1970s, according to the SSA.

      So how many girls was it given to? Curious they don’t say.

    • rhywun

      I like trad-names so I’m always at a loss when I see all the stupid names that are popular now.

    • Count Potato

      Many boys and girls names have switched back and forth throughout history. There are also plenty of names with gendered versions.

    • Gender Traitor

      I knew mine was pretty high up the list for my birth year when there were three of us in my college freshman dorm corridor.

    • MikeS

      Michael was a top 10 name (and much of the time #1) from 1943 to 2016

      • Brochettaward

        There are a lot of seconders out there.

      • MikeS

        *nods solemnly*

    • Ted S.

      One of the nice things about being a Ted is that it’s a nice traditional name, but one that not a lot of people have.

      • SDF-7

        I imagine there was a time in the late ’80s that might have been annoying, especially if you had a friend named William.

      • Animal

        I was given an uncommon name that still, to this day, results in my being asked if I’m named after a popular TV character that was on the air the year I was born.

        But it’s unambiguously masculine.

      • Gender Traitor

        Mr. Ed?

      • Animal

        Stop gabbin’ and get me some oats!

      • Rat on a train

        Gomer?

      • Sensei

        Is that you Hoss?

      • Tres Cool

        Nikita Khrushchev?

      • rhywun

        Mine is like that. I have only met a few of me in my life even if it was in the top 40 the year I was born.

      • grrizzly

        I had a roommate with my name… in Somerville.

      • Rat on a train

        I was in a battalion with another soldier who had the same first name, last name and rank.

    • Tres Cool

      “I don’t think my penis is smaller than average. It’s not porn-star sized, but nobody else has ever complained.”

      Hot dog….hallway…..

    • Hyperion

      That story has more bullshit on it than a rodeo.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    WTF? Stop using boys names for girls.

    I knew a girl in college whose first name was Sydney.

    • Hyperion

      But did you know a boy named sue?

    • SDF-7

      Did you get to board her hell gondola?

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      I knew a young lady in Uni whose first name was Seabourne.

      Lovely creature.

    • Rat on a train

      I knew a woman named Michael. I also worked with a Bambi.

      • Tres Cool

        I had a female second cousin named Michael. The story went that her Dad was so certain his 1st child was a boy, he’d already picked the name. When she popped-out, he stuck with it. Jugsy’s gyno is named Misti .

      • Ted S.

        Michael Learned and Bambi Bembenek?

    • Rat on a train

      54 miles. Too far.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    I just made a little jaunt to the grocery store. There is a down side to two days of warm temps with a little rain thrown in; my driveway couldn’t be any icier or slicker if I ran a Zamboni through here.

    • Fourscore

      Eggs in Podunkville were 8@ dozen, 12 for an 18teener today, price increase in the last couple days

      • Count Potato

        It’s crazy.

    • MikeS

      Last night we got a small shot of rain. It was 18F at the time. I’ve never seen rain that far below freezing. CLIMATE CRISIS!!!11

    • juris imprudent

      Never been interested in her personal life, not interested now.

      • R.J.

        The dude she cheated with is wearing gold stretch pants, like Gold Finger in Austin Powers.

      • R.J.

        Sorry, Goldmember.

        “He loves gooooold!”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He looks like freaking Sinbad.

  24. Count Potato

    “After 2 years of being suspended, I am having a hard time finding the words to express the thoughts and emotions I am feeling. This must be what John Fetterman feels like all the time.”

    https://twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1608231178774974464

    • MikeS

      I think someone may have linked this here in the past, but still a great reply meme

    • creech

      Is it wrong to make fun of our next Vice President?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I genuinely laughed

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If the real story is drug fueled quasi sex slave and occasional drug supplier lost his temper then I’ll have to agree with you.

      • R.J.

        Best comment on that article:

        “ It’s all a misunderstanding. Paul invited him over to have sex and get hammered.”

      • Hyperion

        How many believe that the cops did not know whose residence they were at and who Pelosi was? Drop the hammer! Lol. Like I said, they knew who Pelosi was and forget that fact, they see an 82 year old guy and a guy who just broke in, and didn’t immediately try to disarm the guy who broke in? Yeah, I know cops are worthless, but…

    • Hyperion

      Did you take a look at that guy? I see suicidal tendencies there.

      • hayeksplosives

        I see a MAGA RETHUGLIKAN!!!

  25. Sensei

    20 things you (probably) didn’t know about Garden State

    Speaking of the scene where the dog humped Braff, Natalie Portman said: “The dog had like a two part cue for the humping. The mounting cue was “Love him up.” So the trainer goes, “Ike, love him up, love him up.” So he mounts. And then the gyration one was, “Who’s your bitch?”.

  26. Ownbestenemy

    Just realized my middle teen is dead ringer for Pete Davidson

    • Tres Cool

      avoid Kardashians

  27. Sensei

    Brandon has been doing a good job destroying the auto market. I wonder what worrying about your portfolio has done to the collector car market.

    1969 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray ZL-1 Convertible

    Estimate is $2.6m to $3m. It’s a car you really aren’t going to drive much because of its value and rarity so it’s just going to sit in your already extensive collection. Bonus points for using Sotheby’s and not an auction firm that only specializes in autos.

    Maher was that this new engine could be had with the M40 automatic transmission, perfect for clutch dumps and full-throttle launches.

    Who knew GM was so ahead of the curve and combined the manual and auto transmission in 1969!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Too bad it doesn’t have the original engine included on a crate. I’m sure that would have added another 100k to selling price.

      • Sensei

        Yup. My guess is with the period dealer installed replacement the value is mostly intact.

        It was restored by a top specialist and it did all the show circuits. So it is legitimately a proper, although highly volatile, investment.

        I’d just rather have six $500k collector cars. I’m assuming whoever buys this already has a car warehouse with dozens of cars so no issues for storage of my vehicles.

    • Sensei

      Give one of them a call at 867-5309!

    • R.J.

      With enough cheap beer I can release some sulphur particles into the atmosphere. I want a government grant!

      • Hyperion

        You’re going to have to get a lot more woke before getting it.

      • Hyperion

        Imagine the entire USA looking like Buffalo about 9 months of the year. Oops, it worked too good! But, mini Ice Age, how cool is that? The Polar Bears are saved!

    • Grummun

      Acid rain?

      *not a chemist

  28. Count Potato

    “Wow. YouTube is censoring my video criticizing drag shows for children. If these shows aren’t family-friendly enough for YouTube, how are they family-friendly enough for kids to go to in real life??”

    https://twitter.com/MsBlaireWhite/status/1607885836317753346

    Ironically, YouTube is censoring her video because they agree with it.

    • Hyperion

      It has something to do with Elon Musk’s evil plans. It is known.

  29. Mojeaux

    No humpday zoom?

    • Grosspatzer
    • hayeksplosives

      Just what I was wondering.

      More in the sense of “Should I bother putting on makeup and a bra?”

      • Rat on a train

        That requirement is why I don’t join the zoom.

    • CPRM

      link under the cartoon in the next post