Glibbooks 2 – TIL

by | Jan 22, 2023 | Books, Fun, Games | 303 comments

Glibbooks 2 –Β  TIL

I try to keep the quotes for my glibcrostics in a somewhat libertarian-ish area. Sometimes I just picked a good old libertarian source other times I find a freedom-ish passage in whichever book I happen to be reading at the time. It’s surprising how often libertarianΒ  principles crop up in novels that aren’t explicitly libertarian. Two weeks back I picked one just because I found it interesting in the ‘ah, So that’s why we say that’ kind of way. [Spoilers Ahead for the two week old puzzle] The collection of short stories I was reading had Victor Hugo’s tale of a canon that comes un-tethered on a ship in a violent storm, sending the massive thing careening about, smashing ship and sailors. Now I have always known what it meant when we call someone a loose canon I just never thought of why, I guess I never really thought of a naval canon more ofΒ  your regular old battlefield canon and assumed the phrase was more akin to someone with a “hair-trigger,” you know “He’s a loose canon he could go off at any time, unpredictable and dangerous.” The nautical explanation about an actual loose canon makes more sense. So Glibs, am I the only one who didn’t know the origin of the term Loose Canon, and have you had any “Oh, so that’s the reason” moments? Enjoy this Glibcrostic and let me know in the comments, or not, it’s merely a suggestion.

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303 Comments

  1. creech

    Snow Bowl in Buffalo! This might be a fun watch.

    • Tundra

      I love it! My grandpa had season tickets to the Vikings back when they played at Met Stadium. I saw many games like this.

  2. Brochettaward

    One of my Firsts has more nourishment for the brain than ten Tolstoy’s could produce in the entirety of their lifetime’s work.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      To bad you seconded.

  3. R C Dean

    Cannon. Artillery is cannon. Literature is canon.

    I hesitated to make this comment, but then I saw it was The Hyperbole. If he doesn’t have a thick skin, well, who does? And/or he should.

    • Mojeaux

      Well, if you hadn’t, I was going to, so thank you for enacting my labor.

    • Brochettaward

      It’s the exact sort of thing he’d latch onto to give off the impression that he’s an intelligent, original thinker.

    • The Hyperbole

      Dammit! My kingdom for an editor!

      • Mojeaux

        Well, I COULD, but … I won’t. *snerk*

    • Chafed

      So much this. Loose canon is Jews For Jesus. Loose cannon is a big piece of lethal iron careening around the deck.

    • DEG

      You beat me to it.

    • MikeS

      He also pluralized “watercraft”.

  4. slumbrew

    For the record, I knew the origin of β€˜loose cannon’.

    In more modern times, I look at some RVs and think, β€œwhat is that giant refrigerator going to do if you get in an accident?”, but I don’t think β€œloose refrigerator” is going to catch on.

      • slumbrew

        I don’t understand; nothing like that happened in the 3 Indy movies they made. Just 3 movies.

      • Chafed

        Lol. I’m not sure how I’m going to explain the upcoming fifth sequel to you.

      • slumbrew

        The what now? Those words don’t make any sense, given that there are only three movies.

      • Rat on a train

        another heresy?

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      In a Class A you are going to be the first person to the accident. The refrigerator will come crashing into your bloody pulp a few hundred milliseconds later.

      • slumbrew

        Yep, it’s those fancy Class As I’m thinking of.

        Makes me appreciate our friend’s Living Vehicle all the more. That big-ass Ram they pull it with is way more crash worthy.

  5. Brochettaward

    James Gunn is going to cast TimothΓ©e Chalamet as Superman. I can feel it. The perfect non-threatening little beta.

    • Rat on a train

      Lois better be trans and still the love interest.

      • Not Adahn

        Eliot Page in drag?

  6. slumbrew

    I’ll pivot to GlibFit a bit;

    While I love my Waterrower, a big knock is that you don’t get accurate data from the monitor – it’s an analog machine, with varying water levels, etc., The monitor measures rotations of the paddles and stroke rate, but can’t give an accurate measurement of effort (watts).

    TIL this now exists:

    https://www.waterrower.com/us/digital/smartrow

    a replacement pulley with multiple strain gauges, etc., which transmits the data via Bluetooth.

    Ordered and I’m eagerly looking forward to receiving it.

    • Nephilium

      There’s a reason I go to the spin studio I do. They give stats, including average/max power and average/max RPM (although I’ve found the limit for max RPM). I like being able to confirm if I’m getting better or not.

      • slumbrew

        I track time and distance now but looking forward to better data.

        They’ve got rankings and challenges if you choose to upload your data; can also upload but keep it private. German company, so they look to be good with privacy.

        https://smartrow.fit/#/rankings

      • Nephilium

        The various classes have rankings, and they have different types of classes that either hide them through the class, or put them front and center. I know that I do much better in the classes where the stats are front and center (they call them Performance classes). Chatting with one of the instructors who ran a Performance class I did on a regular basis that she always knew during the pushes that it would be a fight between three of us in the class. Especially when we were pushing for max power. Last March I hit my best ever with a peak of 1,398 watts. I usually get between 1,000 – 1,200 for a max.

        The studio also at times does competitions between classes, where they put a bracket up on the wall, and take the average class power as the score for the whole class. You can tell which instructors are competitive during those challenges.

  7. Mojeaux

    @RJ from dedthread: Yes, I have 2 practice tests left in my package, and I may buy the second package offered. The problem is, I can pass them, but can I pass them in the time allotted? That, I don’t know. So I will be practicing for speed.

    • R.J.

      That’s a good plan. Work under the exact same circumstances so you can find your failure points before the big test. I did the same thing for my insurance license (not as tough a a coding test). I kept tripping over the same subject (maritime insurance) and so I focused on that and did great on the teal exam.

      • R.J.

        Sigh. I fixed teal to real. Not my day clearly.

    • Brochettaward

      You need to be like a Firster like you were last night. You have to have the need. The need…for speed.

      Nah just don’t over analyze and game the system. You need a, what, 70% to pass you said? Don’t be a perfectionist.

      • Mojeaux

        Yep, 70%, but wow, what a memory!

        I just quit my medical editing job in favor of a better one, so the deglovings and knee lancings will continue.

      • rhywun

        Good luck; I’m terrible at memory stuff. So you can’t even look stuff up? That doesn’t seem reflective of the real world.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, yes, of course I can look things up! I was referring to Bro remembering how much I needed to pass.

        There are 100 questions, multiple choice, 4 hours. It’s harder than it sounds.

      • rhywun

        Ah whew.

        Apparently reading comprehension isn’t my strong suit, either.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      At first glance I read that as β€œ Yes, I have two practice testes left in my package…”

      • Mojeaux

        Of course you did.

  8. Tundra

    Thanks, Hyp!

    I absolutely suck at these, but I’ll endeavor to persevere.

  9. Brochettaward

    League aint done screwing Cinci. Last year’s Super Bowl, the shenanigans with seeding and home field and laugh at their concerns, and overturning that catch.

    • dbleagle

      I thought it was a good review. The defender knocked the ball loose and the receiver only regained control out of bounds. It was close one.

      • Brochettaward

        It was a close one is the key part there. It was ruled a catch on the field and that’s the exact sort of stuff they claim they aren’t looking to overturn. It has to be clear and conclusive evidence. Also, it has to make sense to at least 80% of the impartial viewers watching in the bar.

        I’d settle if the centralized review process the NFL uses was consistent within the same game, though, let alone between them. Because in some cases they’ll analyze a play to death to overturn and in some cases they won’t.

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘Also, it has to make sense to at least 80% of the impartial viewers watching in the bar.’

        Probably the most important section of the rules.

      • Brochettaward

        It’s football, and the rules didn’t used to be anywhere near as complicated as they are now. And the more complexity, the more human judgement you involve. That leads to piss poor controversial results. Like the NFL breeds on a near weekly basis.

        Now here we have a fumble, but I’m sure they’ll find one frame of evidence to overturn it. His arm was clearly contacted before it was going forward.

      • Lackadaisical

        I’m not even disagreeing with you, I just thought it was a funny comment. A bad call is a bad call, I’ll take it when it’s in my favor, but I’m not about to defend it.

  10. The Bearded Hobbit

    Hello, checking in from South Padre Island. Mild temps but the wind is blowing chairs over on the beach. Harumph.

    Also, about a week into our road trip and the websites for Holiday Inn and Best Western have login issues. Makes it difficult to make reservations ahead.

    Now traveling with a dog (“Wut”) so that is cutting our options considerably. No Marriott takes dogs and very few Holiday Inns. BW was always our go-to but can’t get into the website. We have found that La Quinta mostly takes animals.

    I thought the origin of “loose cannon” was well-known.

    • Tundra

      Dog? Did you rescue a road doggie?

      What did you think of Big Bend?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Got him from my cousin’s wife at Thanksgiving.

        I loved Big Bend. I thought that the western side had more interesting geology than the east.

      • Tundra

        Yeah, we were there in 2021. Fantastic park!

        Congrats on the pup! How about some details?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Ten year-old Yorkie, 5 pounds soaking wet.

        Our Shih Tzu changed my opinion of small dogs. Tai was a gentleman and smart as a whip. Wut is trying to undo all of that. He’s not a nipper or a yapper but he can be annoying. So far he’s a good traveler, though.

        Mrs. Hobbit adores him so that’s good enough for me.

      • Tundra

        Did you send me a pic of Tai? AKA little shithead?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Nope, Wut.

    • Tres Cool

      The thing that jumped out at me about Nelson- “Nelson began his career at The Providence Journal as a typist after his honorable discharge from the Navy. After rising to bureau chief he was tapped to join the staff of future Senator Claiborne Pell.”

      • Gustave Lytton

        Pell’s grandson, the ex Mr Michelle Kwan below

  11. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    These steaks are taking forever to get to room temp

    • Sean

      *Looks around*

      What’s this about steaks?

    • slumbrew

      Kenji sez that doesn’t matter. Fridge to room temp is trivial compared to what happens on the grill/stove.

      • Sean

        For resting on the counter, I’ll do an hour or an hour and a half. Just as part of the process, but I don’t worry about the actual temp.

      • Tundra

        Same. I know it doesn’t much matter, but I like the ritual.

    • Rebel Scum

      I usually sit ’em out for a half hour or so. Then it is in the skillet with butter on med-high heat for 12 min, flipping every 3 min. for medium. Depends on what level of doneness you want.

  12. dbleagle

    Some of the waves at the Eddie are washing over a sand bar and knocking spectators into the river behind it. But there is a crazy competitor who went out today despite being in his 60’s, having a bum ankle that is severe enough he couldn’t walk to water without assistance, and not being able to use the board leash. I don’t know if he’ll get out of the first round but that is some dedication.

    • Raven Nation

      The waves don’t seem to be quite as big as from the 2016 youtube you linked to. Still amazing though.

    • Chafed

      It’s dedication or a suicide. Let us know which.

  13. Mojeaux

    Did anybody else get the vague idea that the Bengals were expected to go easy on the Bills? No? Just me?

    • Nephilium

      But Damar Hamlin is AMERICA’S HERO!

      I’ve been impressed by the backup O-line that the Bengals have been running with.

      • Mojeaux

        I just came in just before the end of the 2nd quarter.

        I love snow games.

      • Nephilium

        As do I. Which is why I’m not a fan of the NFL starting to talk about moving division championship games to neutral sites.

      • slumbrew

        So say we all. Snow games are great to watch.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m just livid (okay, mildly annoyed) about that neutral site thing. I only want the Bengals to win so we can play at home.

    • rhywun

      I dunno but I was expecting the Bills to suck so I can enjoy anything non-suck they do.

    • Lackadaisical

      I absolutely hate that our previous engagement with the Bengals was cancelled, yes, we would have lost, but at least it wouldn’t be some pussy shit like it is now.

      Disgusting.

      • Mojeaux

        At the time, I thought not continuing that night was the right thing to do, but hindsight … You got a player who dies on the field, then wakes up a week later, and the first thing he asks is, “Who won the game?” You gotta know you fucked up.

      • Tundra

        One of the Dallas Stars went into CA on the bench. They revived him and his first words were asking if he could go back in.

        Studs.

      • Lackadaisical

        Okay, not then play it the day after.

        You playing or not isn’t going to save the guy’s life.

      • Ted S.

        Don’t get me started on the doctors’ idiotic response of “you won at the game of life”. It reminds me of the bad old days when doctors wouldn’t tell patients they had terminal cancer.

    • Tres Cool

      So Nelson that was murdered, worked for Pell. And Kwan who gets a do-nothing state dept. position was married to his grandson?
      Is she next to be assassinated?
      Does she have dirt on Hillary ?

  14. Tundra

    That was one hell of a first down.

  15. mock-star

    TIL that the new pistol brace rules are worse than feared. Apparently if you have ever put a brace on an imported pistol, like a draco or a ZPAP 92, it has failed 922r compliance and must be destroyed or turned into the AFT. Normally I’d tell everyone to write/call their reps/senators, but Im not sure how I can tie this into making it easier to chase down and threaten random black dudes in order to sway Sen Fetterman.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      If you remove the brace, how would they prove it?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        That jumped out to me, as well.

        Take the brace off and it’s still a pistol, right?

        Asking for a friend.

      • Ted S.

        Fuck you, that’s how.

      • mock-star

        When the process is very much often used as the punishment, what does it matter what can be proven?

      • DEG

        mock-star gets it.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It matters very much if the defendant can afford a good lawyer.

        The poors are fucked though.

        That said, this is one reason why I do not advertise my weapons on social media.

  16. Lackadaisical

    The game is going as badly for us as I thought it would. I think next year I can probably stop watching the Bills again…

    • Lackadaisical

      …and it just got way worse. Just stick a fork in us.

      • rhywun

        There needs to be a mercy rule to put the viewers out of their misery. This is a lot of time left to “play” with zero hope.

    • Nephilium

      Do you have a moment to talk about our team of perennial disappointment?

      You just need to accept the Browns into your life.

      • Brochettaward

        I was really hoping everyone responsible for bringing Watson in would get fired before he ever saw the field.

      • Tres Cool

        SW Ohio (and Cincy teams) wave “HI”.

        Specially the Reds.

      • Nephilium

        /looks at the Bengals beating the Bills

        What was that?

        Did the Bengals not play in multiple Superbowls? The Browns have never played in a Superbowl.

      • Tres Cool

        Look, at least you’re not Detroit.

      • Lackadaisical

        Haha, on multiple levels, but that is really digging deep.

        I would apologize to Detroiters, but no one lives there anymore.

      • Not an Economist

        If the Bengals play like this next week, KC is in trouble — especially if Mahones isn’t near 100%.

      • Mojeaux

        Cincy is our kryptonite on a fabulous day, so …

      • Nephilium

        And yet, up until their last meeting Burrow had never won against the Browns. If only the transitive property worked in sports.

      • Lackadaisical

        I’m not even sure which is worse anymore. The level of drinking in Buffalo (and I believe Cleveland) is another level, and we both know why.

      • Brochettaward

        I think it’s far worse to have good runs and then have the carpet pulled out underneath you in embarrassing fashion. The Browns have just kind of sucked since the ’80’s. Losing 4 straight Super Bowls tops what they put up with then

      • slumbrew

        Memories of former glory make it burn more than just always having sucked.

      • slumbrew

        See, also, every Red Sox fan for almost a century.

      • Lackadaisical

        I agree.

      • Nephilium

        There’s multiple reasons for the level of drinking here in Cleveland. Sports is just a minor part of it.

        While we’re close to Canada, we’re not going to listen to their damned fool recommendations.

      • Ted S.

        The Packers have been successful for 30 years now, and the level of drinking in Wisconsin would put people from Buffalo under the table.

      • Michael Malaise

        I am Guardians fan, so …

      • Nephilium

        I tapped out when they stopped being the Indians. At least the Indians made it to multiple World Series in my lifetime.

      • dbleagle

        When I was a “yout” the Indians played spring ball in Tucson and the Tucson Toros was their minor league team. I watched plenty of games of both teams. Fiddlesticks to the Guardians.

      • Nephilium

        I had a relative play for the Indians back in the 80’s. I saw more bad baseball then anyone should be subjected to.

        /still has my Wahoo gear.

      • slumbrew

        It’s hilarious they didn’t make up a fake team for β€œMajor League”, like they do for other sports movies. Nope, it’s the Indians.

      • Ted S.

        The NFL let the makers of Black Sunday use real Super Bowl footage.

      • Nephilium

        Sensei:

        Rigid Airship!

      • Nephilium

        And the Indians fans have embraced the movie. There was talk of Charlie Sheen throwing out a first pitch over several years.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I like it and try to catch it when it’s on.

        Avoid the sequels like week-old fish.

      • slumbrew

        Our friend’s 13 lb Italian greyhound has tons of personality and totally dominates our 55 lb staffie.

        I’m not quite as anti-small-dog as I once was – they can be alright.

      • slumbrew

        Don’t ask me why that comment is here.

      • Nephilium

        Bearded Hobbit:

        I think I subjected myself to each sequel once. Not watching again.

        If you like baseball, and black comedy, I would recommend Brockmire.

      • Gender Traitor

        Can confirm, Neph. Brockmire was great fun. During its run on IFC, I caught Fox NASCAR host Chris Myers making a reference during a race to “keeping it Brockmire.”

      • Nephilium

        GT:

        I’ll say the last season was… strange. Especially coming out just before the 2020 lockdowns. Overall, I loved the series though.

      • Chafed

        Legit lol.

    • Tundra

      Please.

      As a Vikings fan, I can assure you I feel your pain.

      • Lackadaisical

        I had to look it up, somehow I believed Moss won a ring in the 90’s when I was a kid, apparently not. >.>;

      • slumbrew

        Pats 18-1 season was his best shot. I wish they had won that one for Randy alone.

      • Tundra

        Absolutely. My favorite receiver of all time.

      • slumbrew

        Brady/Moss was just magical

      • slumbrew

        Plus Welker in the slot if you wanted to double-up Moss.

      • Lackadaisical

        This is part of the pain of being a Bills fan, 20 years of Brady. Luckily most those years we didn’t have a chance anyway.

  17. Rebel Scum

    Just saw a commercial by the Virginia Department of Health using children to push the convid jab. Wtf, Youngkin?

    • Rat on a train

      I am sure it is the Deep State. They are the same assholes who went after Matt Strickland for daring to resist COVID theater.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Youngkin was better then Clinton Bagman MacAwful, that’s about as far as it goes.

  18. Michael Malaise

    The Bills always suck when the game is important.

  19. Michael Malaise

    Note: The letter clues on the Alice Cooper Song (3,6) should be (2,6)

  20. Lackadaisical

    How are we even discussing if this was a fumble?

    Do balls just jump forward on their own? Jesus the refs are idiots.

    • Nephilium

      I’d blame it on the earlier call that was called an incomplete pass that probably should have been ruled a fumble.

  21. Lackadaisical

    Allen slides for the first time in his life, and still gets hit (barely). πŸ˜›

    • Tundra

      That was the subject of POTP today.

      I can’t figure out if they are trying to torpedo just 2024 or if they want him out sooner.

    • Brochettaward

      It’ll be a nice cudgel to go after Republicans and Trump with if he wins the GOP primary. If they force Biden out, they can pretend to be the party and side of principles.

      • Q Continuum

        Bonus for “tHeRe Is No DoUbLe StAnDaRd At ThE dOj!!!11!!!”

      • Bob Boberson

        “they can pretend to be the party and side of principles.”

        LOL

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, they can’t even pretend that. Just too foreign.

    • slumbrew

      Talking points have been disseminated on Journolist 2.0.

      Joe’s gotta go.

    • Sensei

      Yes, but orange man still badder.

      Like the difference between Mussolini and Hitler.

      • Penguin

        If you were Jewish, that difference would be manifest. Mussolini had a Jew in cabinet.

      • Sensei

        25%. The mustached man took out much of my grandmother’s family.

        Evil is Evil.

        But I get the point and also why CNN is trying to make the Biden distinction.

      • Penguin

        I am sorry. – many people think it was lock step between them (which it was, after a while) And yes, you have brought that argument forward. Of course, we all know the best is to eradicate preference. Well, good luck with that.

      • Penguin

        Sensei, poorly worded response. Imma shuttup now.

      • Sensei

        No worries!

      • Bob Boberson

        /Stalin and Mao laugh condescendingly.

  22. Tundra

    Game over, man.

    • slumbrew

      That wasn’t even close.

      Bengals peaking at the right time.

      • Tundra

        Helluva game. Chiefs better start praying bath bomb guy is ready.

      • dbleagle

        Now for “Jerry’s ‘Pokes” to lose in SF. Hopefully on a play that will break their hearts.

      • Lackadaisical

        Go on…

      • Not an Economist

        I expected a good game. Not an asskicking.

      • Lackadaisical

        Dunno why. The bills have been playing like dick the past 3 weeks.

      • Tundra

        I don’t see them often, but Allen seems like kind of a bitch.

      • Lackadaisical

        I don’t understand this take.

        He makes scary runs constantly and knocks over linemen, of that makes him a bitch, I wish I was one too.

      • MikeS

        You can be my bitch, Lack.

    • creech

      Have the authorities located that missing Giants team yet?

    • R.J.

      And they killed the bastard! Stupid government could have made money showing it off.

  23. LCDR_Fish

    Well, looks like another old kickstarter I backed is finally making some progress – excellent prohibition-era set webcomic turned into an animation. Lackadaisy.

    • Penguin

      Well, I’ll watch it LCDR_Fish.

      • Penguin

        SRSLY like the topic and animation style.

    • Lackadaisical

      Clearly going to be great, based on the name alone.

    • Grummun

      Lackadaisy is a great strip. Fantastic art.

  24. rhywun

    Interesting piece about “(in)justice” vs. “liberty” and the direction SJW’s want to take us.

    Justice, as valuable as it may be, was never the heart of America. The main principle around which the United States was founded is liberty. Many of our vaunted rights and protections were designed to safeguard liberty, not to maximize justice.

    Liberty societies have always been rare. Justice societies are far more common.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      If they keep it up, we’ll be headed for a honor society. I don’t think they’ll really like that.

  25. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    The steak was excellent

    • rhywun

      I’m nursing a beef stew with several enhancements over my last sad attempt – such as marinating the beef in wine. It’s almost ready.

      • rhywun

        My goodness, it was amazing. My best effort ever.

      • Not Adahn

        A secret: molasses.

      • rhywun

        🀒 I don’t keep that stuff around.

      • Not Adahn

        Don’t add enough to taste it, but enough that its mellowing powers come through.

      • Sean

        Not nutmeg? Or bay leaf?

      • Sean

        Not nutmeg?

        Fresh ground, of course…

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m sure it was fresh when it was ground.

    • Mojeaux

      Husband made pork chops. I had to teach him to undercook the pork so it would finish cooking on its own.

      • dbleagle

        Moving toward cocktail hour here. Tonight will be a shrimp and asparagus stir-fry.

        In regard to the earlier request on the Eddie. The broken 60+ year old surfer survived the first heat but didn’t move ahead into the 2d heat. During the second heat a surfer had a successful ride but then was driven against the bottom during the dismount and broke his leg. The rescue team snatched him right up.

      • Sean

        Good pork is done by 150Β° at the highest.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I can’t unsee that now. Thanks I think.

      • rhywun

        I kind of saw it right away, that xe looked like someone well-known, but couldn’t place the name.

    • Tundra

      Not anymore.

      *eyebleach*

  26. R.J.

    Just tuned in to the Cowboys game. Looks like we are tied 9-9. Does that mean our kicker actually did something?

    • Tundra

      If by something you mean missed an extra point, then yes.

      • Not an Economist

        Yes he missed that extra point by a lot but he made a field goal!!!!!

      • rhywun

        That’s the spirit.

      • R.J.

        He hast to make this next extra point. We are damn near at the end zone. If he misses we don’t tie and his ass is grass in DFW.

      • R.J.

        Oh, never mind.

  27. rhywun

    The fade-out music has been excellent these playoffs.

    Heard Dinosaur Jr earlier and what was that just now… Bronski Beat?!

    • Nephilium

      I caught Primus at one point.

      • rhywun

        I thought I just heard The Church but that can’t be right.

    • R.J.

      I wasn’t listening! I keep jumping to cartoons as soon as I sense a commercial coming on. I will start paying attention.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I watch NFL with the sound muted. Keeps out the blather and I don’t have to jump for the remote when commercials show up.

      • R.J.

        Or the screams of failure when the Cowboys lose.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Like now.

        We will be passing thru the big D around Feb 9th, if interested in a meet-up

      • R.J.

        Yes.

      • R.J.

        I will reach out to you in the forum.

  28. Drake

    Worst cop shooting ever?
    https://youtu.be/WRYUV7Up2qc

    After they execute the guy they realize there’s a camera. Still release a total lie version of events.

    • slumbrew

      Someone posted that yesterday.

      Someone should go down for murder. But β€œand nothing else happened” is more likely.

      *drinks*

      • Bob Boberson

        I think the victim lived from the police report they posted at the end of the video. It says the cops charged him with the equivalent resisting arrest. I guess they are mad he didn’t die like he was supposed to so they could plant a gun.

      • slumbrew

        My bad – didn’t watch the whole thing.

        I hope he ends up owning the whole town.

    • Q Continuum

      I still think the one in Arizona at the motel is worse, but this one’s really bad.

      • slumbrew

        Daniel Shaver’s killing was egregious. The fact the cop skated more so.

      • MikeS

        Not only did he skate…

        Months after Shaver’s killing, Brailsford was fired and charged with second-degree murder. But he ultimately was acquitted of the charges, and was even reinstated by the city of Mesa in August 2018 β€” only to be granted retirement on medical grounds because he claimed he suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder from killing Shaver. The retirement allows Brailsford to collect a pension, which totals $30,000 annually.

      • Bob Boberson

        Weird that a guy who would kill someone for sport has no problem leeching off the system….

      • rhywun

        which totals $30,000 annually

        Surprised it’s so little, TBH.

        We have union hacks around here that retire with $300K or $400K pensions. These are typically Long Island Rail Road workers who have figured out how to game the system.

      • MikeS

        He was only 25 years old when he murdered Shaver. Probably a cop there for what…five years max? Enraging.

      • Brochettaward

        Less than two full years, apparently.

        Typically, individuals filing for accidental disability pensions receive a pension equal to a minimum of 50% of their salary, according to the Arizona Public Safety Personnel Retirement System website.

        However, officers with less than 20 years of service when they file for disability lose 4% per year for every year less than 20 not served.

        Brailsford had served less than two years when he was fired.

        https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/mesa/2019/07/10/mesa-police-officer-philip-brailsford-rehired-pension-daniel-shaver-shooting/1698540001/

      • slumbrew

        It gets worse the more details I hear.

      • MikeS

        Did you see the part where he shot Shaver with his personal AR15 (allowed by the department) that had “YOU’RE FUCKED” engraved on it (not allowed by the department).

      • slumbrew

        I knew about the engraving. I still can’t believe a jury, even in Arizona., let him skate.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Look he was crawling aggressively towards the heroes. What other outcome would you expect?

      • dbleagle

        The murderous bastard didn’t skate- it was so much worse than that. After he was fired the cop union strongarmed the city to rehire the thug for one day so he could retire because of PTSD. Not only did he murder a citizen who had broken no laws and was trying to follow his shouted orders, he is going to paid by the taxpayers for the rest of his forsaken life.

      • slumbrew

        Enraging.

  29. Gender Traitor

    Should have mentioned earlier – it took me a while, but I finally got the acrostic solved! Thanks, Teh Hype!

  30. Ownbestenemy

    Let the games continue. Bradley’s from us, main battle tanks from Poland. What possibly could go wrong.

    • dbleagle

      I expect the Brads to be quickly destroyed. Despite the frequent misidentification by the MSM, they are not tanks and using them as such equals many destroyed vehicles and dead “crunchies” (aka dismounts”). It took a generation of units getting their asses kicked at the NTC reinforced with stupid losses in Iraq for that lesson to sink into the collective knowledge pool of the US Army.

  31. Ownbestenemy

    ThecLast of Us is Mandalorian meets Fringe and I am okay with that

    • kinnath

      Is it worth watching?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Hasn’t been bad IMO

    • Timeloose

      The game was good.

  32. Ownbestenemy

    β€œA promise we made in the Declaration of Independence – that we are each endowed with the right to liberty and the pursuit of happiness,” Harris said.

    Well, unless we want to force an under tested and rushed drug. Then, well, your bodies all belong to us. You’d think we would be able to peel off the non-crazy righty and lefties that recognize this

    • dbleagle

      They frequently forget that the Declaration grants a fourth right- and that right is the only mentioned twice and as a duty. It is the right of revolution.

      I also think it is telling that she doesn’t mention the right to life. After all it is only the first right mentioned.

      • rhywun

        Won’t someone please think of the casual sex.

      • Festus

        Monkey-pox For All!

  33. hayeksplosives

    Hey, y’all! I’m safely back in Pahrump after a lovely week in Everett WA.

    Had some really good technical discussions about nuclear fusion reactors and also some stupid good reunions with old colleagues. And yet we survived!

    Sadly, the Boeing museum of future flight was a bit of a disappointment (not as many exhibits as I hoped) but the appetizers were excellent and the booze flowed freely.

    Gonna miss my former employees whom I got to hang out with again. They all want me to come aboard the new venture, but of course Mr Splosives would (literally) kill me.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Welcome back!

    • tripacer

      Is the Future Flight museum different than the Boeing Museum Of Flight? I didn’t realize Boeing had another one.

      • one true athena

        Yes, the one in Everett is newish, best part is the tour of the factory though I would guess HE got to see better stuff. We were there when a 747 was still in production (this was right before covid, Jan 2020). The Museum of Flight is the one at Boeing Field near to SeaTac, and it’s more history of Boeing. There was some ungodly stat there about them building a plane a DAY during the war and how the trains were constant bringing materials. Crazy to imagine. I found a kid’s well-loved stuffed animal there and took it to the front desk – I hope the family realized where it was lost and managed to reunite them.

      • tripacer

        I’ll have to check that one out. We go to MoF once a year usually, they let us in free with our EAA memberships. Paul Allen’s Air and Armor museum at Paine Field was also good. Mrs Pacer likes that one because they have her favorite plane, the DHC Mosquito.

  34. Sean

    It’s Monday morning. Again.

    Hey y’all.

    πŸŽ†πŸ°β˜•

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, Roat, U, and Stinky!

      The wheel place is supposed to get my replacement wheel today. At last check, the tire on the damaged wheel seems to be holding air well enough for me to tiptoe across town when they call to tell me the new wheel arrives. So now…I wait.

      In other news, the impromptu time off allowed me to finish up the sofa cushion covers I’ve been sewing. Saturday, the cat-pee-defiled futon got wrastled around to the back porch and wrapped in plastic in anticipation of being hauled away on trash day. The new cushions were then deployed, fit on the futon frame perfectly, and get flipped up on edge when not being sat upon by a human, thus discouraging – and, ideally – preventing – feline misbehavior.

      • UnCivilServant

        A cusion on edge is a tempting target for cat attacks.

      • Gender Traitor

        Well, the seat cushions are 8″ thick, so when they’re flipped up, between them and the 4″-thick back cushions, the kitties can still get up on their favorite perch for looking out the window. And if the cushions are tense or nervous, I hope they’ll be able to relax soon enough.

      • Grosspatzer

        Mornin’, GT.

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, ‘patzie! πŸ˜ƒβ˜•

    • Rat on a train

      He had an “assault pistol” that is designed to take 30-round magazines.
      Democrats were in their bunks fantasizing about a white attacker with an AR-15.

      • Sean

        Lol. A cobray…

      • Grosspatzer

        “Tran also tried but failed to target a second dance hall later in the evening, authorities said.”

        Clearly a Baptist terrorist.

      • EvilSheldon

        Damn, he’d been holding onto that thing for a while…

      • Not Adahn

        They’re reporting the guy was 72, so…

    • rhywun

      Whew. I’m relieved that politicians were able to find the time to climb up on the bodies and blather about their hobbyhorses.

    • UnCivilServant

      That’s not how you’re supposed to use your feet to fire arrows. Traditional foot archery was more like seige artillery, and it would go a lot furtner.

    • Sean

      OFFS.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s just performative trash, Blasey Ford was one of the most unreliable accusers I’ve ever seen be given any creedance. We know it was bullshit, they know it was bullshit, and they know that we know that is was bullshit.

      • Not Adahn

        When you accuse someone that happened back in high school…

        And refuse to specify the city or state it happened in…

        And refuse to specify the YEAR it happened in…

        And the guy you accuse STILL has an alibi, you dun fucked up.

  35. UnCivilServant

    Fun commute. It’s snowing at a fairly steady pace, low visibility, reduced traction, the normal stuff. But it was the behaviour of the plows that pissed me off. On the highway they operate in teams so they can get all the lanes in one swipe. Fine, fair enough. But this team of plows moved from the staggered lane coverage lineup to single file and headed up and offramp. My mind went “okay, they’re getting off the highway. Then they swooped left across the painted triangle of pavement where there are no lanes but it hasn’t yet turned to dirt to cut off the people who thought the plow were leaving and thus stayed in the highway’s right hand lane – a line led by me, with the second of three plows very nearly sideswiping me because I had a car to the left, a car behind me, and the first plow right in front of me at that slow plow speed.

    If you’re getting off the highway, get off the highway, if you’re staying on, stay on, there is no reason to plow the triangle.

    • Grosspatzer

      Hope you get to work without further incident. This is why I love my commute, my office is right across the hallway from the bedroom.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m in the office. I wasn’t going to gripe post while driving

    • EvilSheldon

      Timid drivers cause more accidents than alcohol and teenagers combined.

    • Gender Traitor

      We got most of our snow yesterday, but there was a little more overnight, so of course there are accidents all over the downtown area. I’m not in any hurry to drive across town when that new wheel arrives. 😳

      • UnCivilServant

        I really should have stayed home today. But my mind was going “I stayed home without permission most of last week, I should show up”

        I’m an idiot.

      • Gender Traitor

        It shows your commitment.

      • UnCivilServant

        I am literally the only one here.

      • Gender Traitor

        Well, assuming they plowed the lot, I bet you got a great parking place! 😁

      • UnCivilServant

        Closest to the building.

      • Rat on a train

        I’m getting light rain. The snow drought continues with nothing forecast for this week.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::tries to wrap brain around concept of “snow drought.”:: That’s one o’ them koans, ain’t it?

      • UnCivilServant

        How about viewing it from the perspective of a ski resort manager.

      • Gender Traitor

        ***achieves enlightenment!***

      • R C Dean

        Which is nice.

      • UnCivilServant

        Too much enlightening and she’ll float away. We need to find something to keep her grounded.

    • Rat on a train

      They realized it was the wrong exit. Following the modern driving SOP, instead of following through and correcting at the next safe point they made a dangerous move that was more convenient for them.

  36. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    • Sensei

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  37. R.J.

    Not even the combined mind power of the Glibs can stop Monday. Work begins.

    • UnCivilServant

      Yeah, I gotta sort through this cube for my stuff and box it up.

      I may not carry it out today given the conditions, but if I have my stuff packed, on a better weather day I can take more of it.

  38. Shirley Knott

    Good morning GT, et. al. GT, good luck with the wheel, and all the muss, fuss, and bother associated therewith! May we all survive Monday unscathed.

    • Gender Traitor

      Thanks, and good morning, Shirley! πŸ™‚