¡Buenos tardes! Over the weekend the AZLP held an annual meeting as required by statute to determine party leadership for the next two years. I was unable to attend, but I am happy to report back the group of Hoppean Incels lead by a very failed comedian swept all the party leadership positions. Which means in AZ we get to troll from official party social media accounts.
Okay, there actually has been some success recently. We ganged up and badgered a few state reps into sponsoring a Defend the Guard bill. So its not entirely trolling.
Right…enlaces!
If somebody calls it the Forbidden Pyramid, perhaps you should not walk up the Forbidden Pyramid?
Rumors of a Mexican-built Tesla?
The wall resumes construction, Texans are paying for it.
The government is just a warlord, recognized by other warlords.
Obligatory nightclub beat. *UNTZ* *UNTZ* *UNTZ* *UNTZ*
¿Como se dice “you fucked up, you trusted us” en español?
Bolsonaro applies for a visa. I hope he runs for governor.
Here’s a good tune. Yes, this band writes songs about movies.
Always worth waiting for that gif
It’s part of what makes MS’s links so special.
I predict the State Department will fuck him over.
He’d be better off heading to Belize.
All he has to do is fly to Mexico, then walk back over the border, and that makes him a political refugee.
Totally. Grow a big beard, give a false name, start a new life. Nobody would know.
I wonder if he does tile.
Maybe he could become a poll watcher in the next election?
Not speaking Spanish might be a giveaway.
Who would know?
/s typical American
He has a better case for “asylum seeker” than most of the other five million recent arrivals.
Definitely.
But the narrative is such that he’s made out to be the oppressor that the “refugees” need refuge from.
Ah, that gif.
Like sunshine after a storm.
I think building cars in Mexico makes some sense. Or do you think he’s using it as a negotiating ploy?
Mexico is the second largest automobile manufacturer behind the United States. Lots of manufacturing ability down there. It also gives him a plant free of major American interference, should that become a bigger problem.
Its a twit I found minutes before go time. Its most likely a rumor.
Agreed, having a bit of a shit day at work, it was needed.
Here is a video of the Mexican Tesla working:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps6mpuJuF54
“The incident in Zacatecas state took place late Friday into Saturday when heavily armed men, arriving at the bar in two vehicles, burst in…”
Same thing happened to me when I was in Europe. It was the cops. Luckily they didn’t start shooting.
How many did you take out before escaping?
Sadly, none. I took cover under a table. A hot chick next to me calmly lit up a cigarette. I remarked that she was remarkably calm given the situation, and she shrugged, “Well, I used to live in Libya.” The cops claimed they were looking for drugs. The place had a reputation for it, but I never saw any, not that I was looking. The cops didn’t find any either, so they arrested a couple of Gypsies who they claimed were prostitutes and they left.
“I’m a threat to the system.”
We can’t have just any old thug off the street running Haiti. We need a thug with an official stamp of approval. Otherwise the NGOs might not get their share of the take.
Haiti is so incredibly fucked up. Where would you even start to fix it?
napalm followed by bulldozers?
Send Hillary
She’s already there.
There is a TonTon of great things going on there! You just need to Duvalier the right thing.
Bolsonaro applies for a visa. I hope he runs for governor.
Of Michigan.
A bit cold there for a Brazillian, isn’t it?
That has so many alternative meanings. Well done.
We’ve got loads of Brazilians here. They’re adaptable.
(they are also awesome)
How many zeros in a brazilian?
Twenty, same as downtown?
7? 8 if it’s a girl.
Haiti is so incredibly fucked up. Where would you even start to fix it?
Getting rid of all the NGOs would be a good start.
Possibly turn it into a wedding destination? If it is good enough for the Clintons it should be good enough for anyone.
Post Office SWAT team raids Minneapolis home because of medical billing fraud
A journalo actually did some reporting and discovered that this is all about the owners of the house being involved in some shady medical billing practices. But sure you needed to swarm a house with a bunch of armed asses.
Hey, why pass up the chance to introduce violence into an otherwise peaceful situation?
Better than swarming some grandma’s house for a dude who sold a joint.
I suppose it’s too much to hope for the Supremes to rein in these general warrant home invasions.
Sure, right after magistrate judges burn their rubber stamps.
A few years ago I recall the fun fact the most common use of a SWAT team was to serve a drug-related warrant. I never really confirmed it, but its good to see even jack boot thugs find some mission creep.
Well except for the threat from the itchy-trigger-fingered
SWAT“warrant service team”.Eden Prairie is pretty ritzy. I wonder how the neighbors feel.
That SWAT team was totes necessary because “it is such a large property”
I guess in a world where guns can leap up and kill people all by themselves, you need a huge crew of gun thugs because evidence might escape even after you have the only two residents in custody.
Sackett?
Did Louis L’amour write that story?
If Louis had wrote it, Sackett would have served the warrant by himself.
If a Mexican made Tesla makes the sound effect “Arriba, arriba, andale, andale” while stepping on the accelerator, I would consider buying it.
Hmmm, I might consider it as well.
As a bonus, Bart Simpson will say “Ay, Carumba!” when the autopilot feature causes an accident.
🙂
Check out the features, including easy-repair fenders! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F02P2JO7yfc
A horn that plays “La Cucaracha” or no deal.
I was supposed to see Ice Nine Kills a few months ago, but the whole band got sick or something, and something happened to another one of the bands, so I saw two bands instead of four that night.
‘One social media user who was identified as Meredith by local media posted the video on Twitter. She said he had ignored all signages that clearly state that climbing the steps is banned and that the tourist also ignored “rope cordons”
I couldn’t see any of these alleged security measures from the video supplied… So maybe they’re easier to miss than you’d think, or what?
I can’t believe that they are so strict about those pyramids. You think they’d have a heart.
I maya not believe you aztecally got those tribes mixed up.
He’s sacrificing accuracy to reach the pinnacle of posting.
I climbed that pyramid in1996 before it was forbidden.
‘The 1.5-mile-long section of the wall being constructed in Los Indios will cost $25 million per mile.’
Geeze. That seems overpriced. But I’m still thinking in 2020 dollars instead of 2022 dollars…
What is that in California High Speed Rail miles?
A little over 600 feet.
Is it really that much? I would have said 60 feet.
It gets 26.4 feet to the million.
Neph needs to work on his woke bike skillz. Just pedaling ain’t enough anymore.
Neph should a) start identifying as a Native American Woman (NAW). b) learn to blame the hierarchy for why it is harder to pedal up hills and c) talk about how important being a Native is while riding a bike and using GPS.
FYI: The real John Beargrease was a badass and pretty much fully assimilated
Honoring toxic masculinity?
That whole quote confused me. Just verbal diarrhea. Since I can’t translate it correctly, I interpret it as this:
“Neph should ride the Beargrease trail, chased by sled dogs.”
Close. “Neph should grease himself up and start going deeper and deeper into himself“
This seems like a terrible idea.
‘chased by sled dogs’
Is that where the bear grease comes in handy?
I assume so. It all sounds rather unpleasant.
Let me get through the Ohio to Erie trail and the GAP first. Each year I hope to plan at least one of them “next year”.
Bear grease and no appearance by Tonio yet?
“8 Killed, 5 Injured In Shooting At Busy Nightclub In Mexico: Cops”
So sad that anti-gay hate groups have made their way over the border.
“At a time when democracy has withered in Haiti”
Can something wither that had never bloomed?
A taint?
Ew.
That’s a perineal, blooms every year.
Your comment left me prostate on the floor
That’s a pretty tainted comment.
Covid-19: March or April ideal time to drop mask rule, top Hong Kong health expert says
Mask wearing has been mandatory in all public places in Hong Kong, including outdoors, since July 2020.
Will they ever recover from three years of psychological torture?
Not to mention the 13 years of psychological torture before that.
1323Interesting bit of trivia.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/italian-futurist-pasta
Mussolini trying to switch to native grown rice is a neat bit of trivia.
Cool article!
I believe this to be true.
…And they don’t get fat.
That is the funniest thing I’ve seen this year. While the rest of Europe is gearing up fir war, leave it to the Italians to have a civil war about food. Too absurd to be fiction.
That’s a good way to put it too.
You gotta give Kamala credit for taking on the tough technical briefings.
SMOD? You out there, bro?
OMG. We’re in a giant kindergarten and the teachers have nukes.
Those of us who attended Catholic Schools are quite familiar with that.
Bob and Doug returned to the Kenndy Space Center??? I guess there’s plenty of beer, eh?
Shove off hoser.
Bob & Doug McKenzie with Geddy Lee – Take Off
We found this mouse in our rocket and would like a refund.
Lol.
WTF is wrong with her?
She thinks the average American has the mentality of a kindergartner? Yes I’m being generous in stating she’s simply patronizing.
She just assumes that everyone else is operating on her level?
What isn’t wrong with her?
I bet she’s one of those tourists who speaks loud and slow and with small words so foreigners can understand her.
That behavior is always mocked, however a tour guide in Italy told us to go ahead and do it because many Europeans understand some English if it is spoken slowly and clearly.
I can believe it. The Austrian accent is very slow and deliberate. I find their German easier to understand than actual Germans.
I think speaking carefully and not using slang is a good idea. it’s the speaking loudly as if they’re hard of hearing is the issue, really.
Gawd jeezus she’s so awkward, and not in a lovable way. She’s like a retard lecturing a room of normies on how to boil water.
Love that gif, it never gets old.
Forbidden Planet > Forbidden Pyramid.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AxQ9GG6hUDM
I’ll see your Forbidden Planet and raise you a Forbidden Zone;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cegZaRgUS7I
Holy shit. And I knew you’d jump in, RJ 🤣
OT. Whycome dis phone got dem autocorrect default de pidgin?
One of your offerings I had time to watch.
Bodhi’s mom was a smokeshow.
oh, my mistake – Marie-Pascale was his step mom.
Spending all afternoon in the ER with husband for side pain (closest doc appt was in July), only to be told maybe might possibly be gallbladder but don’t know for sure. The ultrasound girl just left. I’m hungry, he’s fantasizing about Buffalo Wild wings, and I have studying to do. I should have brought my books, I guess. 😡
Oy. Hope they give Mr. Mojeaux some righteous meds, although I am at a loss to understand how one thinks about wings when in serious pain.
He got morphine at the top of the visit.
Ah, that explains the desire for wings.
Could be worse. I had eye surgery earlier today and had to wait in recovery until my ride showed up. The recovery room had some kind of video setup and it was playing “America’s
Got Talent” (which I haven’t seen in years.) Pure torture: the host, acts like a hopped-up moron who thinks his shit don’t stink; the judges are Colwell who appears to be focused on whether or not he can make a buck from the “talent,” Howie who acts like every act is something he’s never seen before despite his years of judging similar stuff, and Heidi who oozes “please fuck me” vibes over any act that has a good looking male in it. Then there’s the moronic audience who screams every time a signer hits a higher note or holds a note for one second like they’ve never heard anyone better than the soloist in the middle school choir. And every second act has flames and lasers erupting on stage like their a superhero fighting off the alien invasion or something. Lucky for me, my ride showed up after about an hour and I didn’t have to watch this torture any longer. Of course, Heidi is a “would.”
Yes. Yes, that is indeed worse.
Do you know the ICD-10 code for gall bladder pain?
OMG FINALLY we are out. 5 hours’ study time down the tubes. Still don’t know wtf is going on.
Sorry, hope he gets well soon.
Everybody likes a cheeky spank.
Whom to give it to… …
… unfortunately, ZARDOZ doesn’t have a fanny…
You gotta give Kamala credit for taking on the tough technical briefings.
One stopped heartbeat away from the Presidency.
Dr Jill disagrees.
And there are still people who think those two clowns “saved” us from Trump.
Fauxcahontas pays lip service to that idea, while preparing a poison arrow for Kammie’s back.
One for the ladies and some of the gents:
https://twitter.com/NecmiGucl/status/1596803830531862528
Down in the tread. Good doggie.
Way to make me have sympathy for our POS governor.
Seriously, I have no idea about the technical working of the proposed lae, but the propaganda coverage makes me want to oppose it just to piss off those who support it. Hell, the local TV news teased it as “Governor Hochul says ‘no’ to grieving families”, which was more than enough to test my stoicism — that’s advocacy, not news.
Because it is likely to increase medical costs including the ones the state pays.
I had no idea about it.
FTA it expands possible damages from wrongful death suits. And it may do so in places where the state is currently immune. No idea for sure as no point reading about it now.
RV repair guy stopped by today. I may be a bit…discouraged.
The van wasn’t rockin’…
🙁
🙁
I said something along the lines of “I’d love to buy you a beer after you’re done working” and his response was…non-committal .
KK is man-repellent, part 683247462346
The approach was good. Best to know up front, but that’s no help. I’m sorry.
He had visited with my neighbor before stopping by. My neighbor said he thought it was “cute” that I texted him that I would need to put something else in the container for him to take home. So, I guess I’m more confused than discouraged. But I’m still discouraged.
Leave it. He knows. Ball’s in his court.
Sometimes guys get caught off guard.
My next door neighbor, a dude, said it sounded like he froze up. No idea. I’m-a go with Moj and say the ball is in his court.
We aren’t always as perceptive as we should be.
Yup!
Story of my life. /runs from room sobbing
With hindsight, I weep at some of the signals I missed.
That’s what I meant. I’ve had girls proposition me and even try to kiss me (we weren’t dating) and miss. It’s hard to catch the ball if you don’t see it coming.
Maybe his balls exploded
If that’s true he’ll realize his mistake and bring it up again the next time.
He also might not be fully unattached but not know how to say so.
I remember once long ago misreading the signals from a barista; she was very flirty and friendly and I thought she was throwing vibes my way. So I decided the next time after ordering my coffee I would ask her out. Point blank. I was following the “confidence is the biggest turn-on” and “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” advice. We’ll, it turned horribly awkward. Her friendly demeanor dried up like a puddle on a hot day. We both stood there in agonizing silence for about 10 seconds before she said “sorry, I’m just not interested.”
I learned that day that sometimes it’s better to feel a situation out unless you’re the kind of person who gives 0 fucks.
Have a nut punch
https://nypost.com/2023/01/27/clemson-guard-brevin-galloways-bizarre-injury-balls-exploded/
“Galloway doesn’t know why “my balls and my nut sack were exploded.” All Galloway did was lift in the morning and take a nap. Then, just three hours later, he had undergone surgery to reduce his testicles back to their normal size.
“I don’t know what happened to my balls,” Galloway said in a video posted to his Instagram. “I guess they were trying to be like basketballs.”
I don’t know what happened to his balls either. Then again, I’m not a ballologist.
Probably this :
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/testicular-torsion/symptoms-causes/syc-20378270
Not literally an explosion but still worth an involuntary wince.
Maybe, but I don’t think so. I knew a guy…
It was in middle school and he immediately earned the nickname of Captain Mononut.
He’s shockingly calm about it.
TMI, The NY Post.
“If somebody calls it the Forbidden Pyramid, perhaps you should not walk up the Forbidden Pyramid?”
It doesn’t keep the Japanese away from Monster Island.
The wife is sick. I guess I’m sleeping on the couch. Woohoo….
Does that mean you have a free fuck-up?
I doubt it
I found this article and it reminded me about the old man’s glass recycling quip to the boss at the college about not running out of sand.
https://news.northeastern.edu/2020/09/29/the-world-is-running-out-of-sand-the-second-most-exploited-resource-after-water/
Apparently we are?
What a bunch of bullshit.
This is just looking for a new “problem” that can be solved by intervention. The market will provide solutions to any sand supply issues, in that I believe.
Even if that is true, nature had quite a head start on us. I think we’ll be ok for for a millennia or two.
Setting aside the relative small size of gravel pits, has this idiot has never seen a single abandoned gravel pit? When the extraction is done, they become lakes teeming with life in and around them. At least the ones I’ve seen. Even if we’re talking an arid area, how much was actually growing on top of this very sandy soil to begin with, and why wouldn’t it resume when man moves on? These people always severely underestimate (or purposely ignore) how quickly nature will re-establish an area that man has abandoned.
This Gaia cult has gotten very tiring.
The Mount St. Helens area would be a devastated moonscape for generations – the smart people all said.
“ Puffer noted that sand substitutes would need to be profitable to satisfy a capitalist system”
I think there’s a bit of a tell there.
“We are running out of natural resources!! We just have to seize the means of production and magically everything turns out super-duper”
Maybe Kamala is onto something talking down to everyone like they are in kindergarten if this retard is indicative of a sizable portion of the population.
Well goddamit. I Brooks’ed it. Haven’t done that in quite some time.
They are really talking about easily accessible inland locations. You could dredge the oven just off shore for a very long time before you would impact supply.
There were multiple articles of a similar vein. All from your typical green doom sources.
👆👆👆
We spend tens of millions dredging sand out of shipping channels every year.
Sheila Puffer, a university distinguished professor of international business at Northeastern
Adel Zadeh, an associate teaching professor in the College of Professional Studies
“I work at a college so like, I totally know how we should run and build stuff”
NU is my alma mater – CPS is the continuing ed arm and is not exactly know for its rigor.