Saturday Morning Sickness Links

by | Jan 14, 2023 | Daily Links | 202 comments

I’ve decided that, following my DIE training last week, I would declare my femininity. As part of my solidarity with people assigned at birth as female, my rather bulbous middle will now identify as a baby inside a uterus. After all, I didn’t get my period last month. It explains the vomiting more satisfactorily than does the excessive alcohol intake.

Oh, and now that I’m a female, I am coming out of the closet and proudly announcing that I am a lesbian. Damn, I’m stunning and brave.

Other proud announcements are birthdays, and we have a slew of them today, including the inventor of the Orange Julius; a guy who let his Anglophilia get the best of him; the pioneer of my favorite art form; a guy who has worn out the quotation machines; the guy who basically invented American movie comedy; a guy who paved the way for Ernest Borgnine; the guy who paved the way for westernsloper; Daddy who would give you the car; a grifter who ended up being outgrifted by a true master; a lovely bonnie lass; a guy with whom I have a weird family connection; a woman who made NPR what it is today; and the best living advertisement for edibles.

We’d better do links before I pee myself my water breaks.

 

Taking away women’s rights to bare arms.

 

“It’s not trolling, it’s RACISM.”

 

That’ll leave a mark.

 

When will we finally be rid of this family?

 

“This individual has certainly been sheltered.”

 

This is how I felt about Cathy Rigby.

 

Putting aside the question of, “Why would anyone go back there???” I am amused at CNN’s phrase, “a regime often criticized as theocratic and dictatorial.” (emphasis mine)

 

Old Guy Music is a happy, bouncy, creepy song about serial killing.

 

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Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

202 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    In Re the FEMA translators – I think it’s more a matter of fraud than anything else.

    • Rat on a train

      – I need you to translate this.
      – I don’t know Yup’ik.
      – Just provide what Google translate returns.

      Your husband is a polar bear, skinny
      Obesity must be endemic.

  2. robodruid

    WRT Kennedy.
    Isn’t he the victim here since he has expressed doubt about the COVID vax?

    I have had to rethink lots of things since 2016,

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      He’s basically accusing the media of forming a cartel, and one that is particularly subservient to the government.

      I’m done with the “It’s a private company” bs. They’re not anymore since they work hand in hand with the agencies and they’re actively killing people by stifling dissent.

      RFK may be just slightly off mark here, but I don’t care.

      • Count Potato

        It was always bs. No private company can do what they want.

      • juris imprudent

        Everything within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.

        Fascism won.

    • Tundra

      I’m with you. He’s been right an awful lot.

    • Michael Malaise

      But RFK Jr. Is on our side this time!

  3. Shirley Knott

    “When will we be rid of this family?” When they jointly announce they have evidence sufficient to jail Hillary and are about to publish it.

  4. Count Potato

    “a lovely bonnie lass”

    Skinny, but uniquely pretty.

    • PieInTheSky

      Skinny is good

      • Count Potato

        I was the thing in the 70’s.

      • PieInTheSky

        it is good you were the thing

      • Count Potato

        Thank’s you, Ted

      • Spartacus

        How? You don’t even have hands.

  5. rhywun

    I am coming out of the closet and proudly announcing that I am a lesbian.

    Weak. Go full ciswoman, dude.

    • PieInTheSky

      dick picks either way

  6. Brochettaward

    As the carrier of The First That Shall Change Everything and a impregnated person, I find this post offensive.

    • juris imprudent

      Amoebic reproduction isn’t pregnancy.

      • Spartacus

        Your speciesist bigotry is not welcome here.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        But it is welcome chez moi.

      • Brochettaward

        My people have dealt with persecution since time immemorial.

  7. Count Potato

    ““These government contracting translators have certainly taken advantage of the system, and they have had a profound impact, in my opinion, on vulnerable communities,” said Sweeney, whose great-grandfather, Roy Ahmaogak, invented the Inupiaq alphabet more than a half-century ago.

    She said his intention was to create the characters so “our people would learn to read and write to transition from an oral history to a more tangible written history.””

    So we have commenters older than that alphabet.

    • Count Potato

      “Central Alaskan Yup’ik is the largest of the Alaska Native languages, with about 10,000 speakers in 68 villages across southwest Alaska. Children learn Yup’ik as their first language in 17 of those villages. There are about 3,000 Inupiaq speakers across northern Alaska, according to the language center.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s vulnerable communities and white knights all the way down.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Including me.

  8. Brochettaward

    Sammy Watkins – right message, one of the worst people to deliver it. Guy was a notorious malingerer.

    • Mojeaux

      *glances at Sammy Watkins-autographed ball in the Chiefs case*

      Husband agrees.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      100% this. Sammy, you shouldn’t even be in the playoffs.

  9. PieInTheSky

    a guy who paved the way for Ernest Borgnine; – how do you know all these obscure actors

    • Old Man With Candy

      Obscure??? Oh right, you’re holed up in Eastern Slobovia.

      • PieInTheSky

        it’s Slobozia

    • Count Potato

      I never heard of him either.

      • Sean

        You people are strange.

      • Trigger Hippie

        You’ve never bore witness to all the 80’s glory that is Airwolf?

        Well, I rarely never.

      • Rat on a train

        The Flight of the Phoenix, The Dirty Dozen, The Wild Bunch, The Poseidon Adventure, Escape From New York, Gattaca

      • slumbrew

        Bit part in R.E.D.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Shit, I forgot he was the star of McHale’s Navy.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Bad Day at Black Rock. Great great film (Spencer Tracy completely anticipated Jonathan Banks), Borgnine was an excellent bad guy.

        Marty. He merely got as Best Actor Oscar.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Oh, and ffs, Sponge Bob.

      • Ted S.

        I think he was talking about Bill Bendix, who was great in Alfred Hitchcock’s “Lifeboat”.

      • The Hyperbole

        He’ll always be Chester A Riley to me.

      • Count Potato

        I know who Ernest Borgnine was, but I never heard of William Bendix.

    • Gender Traitor

      Heck, I’ve even heard of the “guy who paved the way” for EB. Honestly, though, my dad had multiple “coffee table books” about old movies, so I think I have more knowledge of old movies from reading books about old movies than from actually watching old movies.

    • Timeloose

      He was an actor that got pigeonholed playing winey only men.

  10. rhywun

    “It’s not trolling, it’s RACISM.”

    “It’s still pandering, right?”

    As a native speaker of Gibberish, I demand that all government documents be produced in Gibberish. … What’s that, you say?

    • Spartacus

      Apparently there’s a regulation that FEMA documents have to be translated into local languages so that everyone can get in on the grift.

      Mrs. Spartacus has been trying to get me to file for FEMA money after Hurricane Ian. Other than the blue tarp (which actually comes from the Army Corp of Engineers), I have steadfastly refused to do so, simply because we don’t need the money. I have insurance, and we can cover the deductibles and other costs without missing any meals. Aside from general principles, I know that the pot of money is finite, and the people who had their homes flooded out despite being built on stilts surely need it more than I do.

      The latest local story about government largesse is that the county has been fining people who have been tearing out their rotten drywall for “remodeling without a permit”. Oddly enough, this has mostly been happening in lower income neighborhoods.

      • rhywun

        I’ll eat my hat if those people don’t already speak English too.

      • Spartacus

        They probably do. I have a soft spot for preserving dying languages, although it shouldn’t be done with government funds, and especially not with government bureaucrats.

      • rhywun

        I have a soft spot for preserving dying languages

        #metoo

        This is just rank politics – power plays, narcissism, the aforementioned grift, etc.

      • Penguin

        It amazes me that some people will go learn Klingon, (and I say that as someone who’s a fairly big fan of most of the shows) or Dothraki. I mean learning Romansch has at least some real world value.

        I know, people get to choose what they value.

        And I have the right to criticize their values.

      • slumbrew

        Klingon and High Valyrian are offered by Duolingo.

        I’d go for Irish if I wanted something even less useful than French.

      • rhywun

        Go for it. Irish is wonderfully bizarre by European standards.

  11. juris imprudent

    Watkins has that team spirit, Glibs style.

    • Trigger Hippie

      You’d think a guy who has missed half his career due to injury would be a little more sympathetic.

  12. Pat

    Old Guy Music is a happy, bouncy, creepy song about serial killing.

    I like it. I raise you Haute Tropique

  13. Pat

    When will we finally be rid of this family?

    He’s a tard, but I think I’m on his side on this one.

    • Drake

      Or the only non-tard in the family for a long time?

      • Shpip

        I was thinking more along the lines of “Blind dog who finally stumbled on a bone.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I predict fallout from this thread.

      • Tundra
    • tripacer

      Nuke it from orbit.

    • Grumbletarian

      But it will mushroom to other projects.

    • juris imprudent

      This will be a dud, it has no potential.

  14. Count Potato

    “Two Illinois EMS workers are charged with murder after patient, 35, died when they strapped him FACE-DOWN on stretcher for ambulance ride to the hospital

    His cause of death was compressional and positional asphyxia ‘due to prone face-down restraint on a paramedic transportation cot/stretcher by tightened straps across the back and lower body in the setting of lethargy and underlying chronic alcoholism,’ Sangamon County Coroner Jim Allmon said at Tuesday’s press conference.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11634487/Two-paramedics-charged-murder-placing-Earl-L-Moore-Jr-face-stretcher.html

    There are reasons to package someone face down, but this doesn’t sound like one of them.

    • Gender Traitor

      Would it be called for if they had reason to believe he might vomit and aspirate? Even so, sounds as if they strapped him a wee bit too snugly.

      • Count Potato

        “Would it be called for if they had reason to believe he might vomit and aspirate?”

        That would be a reason not to have him face down.

    • Q Continuum

      First-degree murder? Like the EMTs were discussing their plan to kill this guy by putting him in the gurney wrong on the way to the scene? Sounds like crazy overcharging, no fucking way they get that. Maybe, MAYBE involuntary manslaughter.

      • Penguin

        I agree, and that could work against the prosecution. If I was the defense atty., I wouldn’t fight the charge, rather go into court reminding the jury what the requirements are for 1st degree murder.

      • Penguin

        Oops. Two different thoughts there. My agreement is not necessary for it to possibly work against the prosecution.

    • Brochettaward

      I have problems with charging medics, nurses, and doctors with murder for mistakes while the government’s men enjoy qualified immunity for nearly all fuck-ups they make on the job.

      • Brochettaward

        And the assholes gave them $1 million bonds as if these are hardened criminals who are a threat to the community.

      • juris imprudent

        In the interests of clarity and honesty it really ought to be unqualified immunity.

  15. PieInTheSky

    Shakira diss track breaks Latin YouTube viewing records

    https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-64267366

    “A song by Shakira about her ex-partner Gerard Pique cheating on her has broken YouTube records.
    Shakira, 45, separated from former Barcelona footballer Pique, 35, in 2022 after more than 10 years together.
    She says she is “worth two 22-year-olds” and compares the relationship to swapping “a Ferrari for a [Renault] Twingo” and a “Rolex for a Casio” in Spanish. ”

    Patrice never told her that pussy ages like bread, not like wine

    • rhywun

      He probably has three or more 22-year-olds now. Sorry, Shakira.

    • Spartacus

      Hey now, I like my Casio.

      • Rat on a train

        I loved my Timex basic analog. They had only hour, minute, and second. Inexpensive, rugged and long lasting.

      • Spartacus

        Yeah, I bought my Casio when i did my open water SCUBA certification in 1987. It has gone through three batteries and numerous wristbands since then but it still runs great. Even after opening and closing the back many times it’s still waterproof, although I don’t know if it would still hold up at depth. Haven’t been diving in many years.

  16. Rat on a train

    Missouri House adopts new dress code for women requiring covering of arms
    They were tired of hearing women complain that the thermostat was set too low.

    • Q Continuum

      *golf clap*

      • DEG

        Oh, and I found a gallery of her which includes nudes. She’s a real redhead, but those breasts are implants.

    • DEG

      Aussie porn star Angela White is #6.

    • Brochettaward

      Memes require a sense of humor.

      I’m also really curious how many actual Cambodians the person who made that has actually encountered.

      • Tundra

        Five but they were actually Laotian.

    • DEG

      I tapped out at the first sentence.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    The legislation was proposed by Rep. Ann Kelley (R) and was met with firm opposition from Democrats.

    Missouri state Rep. Raychel Proudie (D) called the motion “ridiculous” while speaking on the House floor, adding, “We are fighting — again — on a woman’s right to choose something and this time is how she covers herself,” according to Heartland Signal.

    “Do you know what it feels like to have a bunch of men in this room looking at your top trying to decide whether it’s appropriate or not?” state Rep. Ashley Aune (D) said on the state House floor, according to Heartland Signal, before going on to criticize the motion further as “ridiculous.”

    American Taliban!

    • Trigger Hippie

      It’s a stupid thing to waste time on. That being said, I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that men aren’t allowed to have their arms exposed either and probably haven’t been for years and years.

      • rhywun

        Or ever. This stuff probably dates back to beginning and is kept around with all kinds of other ceremonial guff but now it’s a big deal because grrl power.

      • Penguin

        Yeah, if a man showed up in a wife beater, I’m pretty sure there’d be consequences for his career.

    • Rat on a train

      By vanilla she means she normally does black guys.

  18. PieInTheSky

    Velma is… extremely not good.

    It reads like a right-wing YouTuber’s clumsy understanding of what a “diverse” show is.

    Which, given that its showrunner is Mindy Kaling, who has faced criticism for transphobia and once described herself as “way conservative”, kind of makes sense

    https://twitter.com/BadWritingTakes/status/1613650778161389598

    • Brochettaward

      You could make an adult oriented Scooby-Doo parody. It’s been toyed with plenty of times. I don’t know if there is really enough there to justify a series over a sketch or two, but I could see the idea of it.

      They just figured let’s gender and race swap people and change their sexual orientations and go with the most basic woke tropes possible.

      And they cut out Scooby because any version of the dog would have been more interesting than the 2D cardboard cut-out human characters.

    • slumbrew

      Wait, wut?!

      • slumbrew

        I’m going to need a citation for the “way conservative” comment. Because that’s not even a little true.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It sucks, so therefore it must be conservative.

        Don’t you logic bro?

      • Brochettaward

        She’s Indian, so she was probably talking about being socially conservative and even then only compared probably to the heathenistic lifestyle most of her peers in LA are living. She was accused of being a Republican by Salon because she made a joke that could have been construed as pro-gun rights, but which she defended as being based more on how easy it is to rush into marriage.

        In most other respects, she has an upper middle class background coming from well-off parents and has no real life experience outside her comfortable little bubble of privilege.

        She may have actually been kind of funny at one point, at least as part of a committee. She supposedly wrote 26 episodes of The Office.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      A conservative made Velma gay, is definitely a take.

      • Brochettaward

        She may actually be big C conservative in some sense. She apparently or supposedly mulled over voting for W. She obviously would never admit to this publicly as it would ruin her street cred. She pushes it as being socially conservative favoring marriage and monogamy and traditional parenting. But she does seem to be pro-gun to some extent and has let that slip.

        Her beliefs may explain why her attempt at going completely woke failed. It’s not just the typical inauthentic wokeness seen from corporations where those people actually believe their own empty platitudes, but coming from a complete pretender faking it. Audiences hating it was a given, but not even the critics will sign off on this. It takes a lot for the critics to admit a diverse product actually sucks.

      • Michael Malaise

        Velma was always rumored to be gay even in the original but there’s very little evidence in her behavior in that series other than her appearance.

  19. Grumbletarian

    “Your husband is a polar bear, skinny,” another said.

    And your mother smelled of elderberries?

  20. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Where is Swiss? I have a breaking news update…

    • Gender Traitor

      Is it full of puns?

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Like you wouldn’t believe

      • Gender Traitor

        Well, it’s been an hour. Swiss is obviously either sleeping it off or on the lam to avoid paying Old Man child support. What’s your news??

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        There’s a man coming over later for some pie…

      • slumbrew

        Always nice when someone wants to eat your pie.

  21. DEG

    “Do you know what it feels like to have a bunch of men in this room looking at your top trying to decide whether it’s appropriate or not?” state Rep. Ashley Aune (D) said on the state House floor, according to Heartland Signal, before going on to criticize the motion further as “ridiculous.”

    She went to public school.

    “Tomorrow he will go hunting very early, and will (bring) nothing,” read one passage. The translator randomly added the word “Alaska” in the middle of the sentence.

    “Your husband is a polar bear, skinny,” another said.

    I’m reminded of the sign language translator at Nelson Mandela’s funeral.

    With its own police having little experience in complex investigations, the court brought in assistance from outside government investigators, people familiar with the matter said.

    Translation: The outside investigators are better at sandbagging an investigation.

    • Rat on a train

      I’m reminded of the sign language translator at Nelson Mandela’s funeral.
      deserves a link

    • Brochettaward

      I’m actually going to agree with the Dems on this one.

      And the high school teachers who focused way, way too much on enforcing the female dress codes were creepy.

      • DEG

        I went to Catholic school. They can get the fuck over it.

    • Grumbletarian

      “Do you know what it feels like to have a bunch of men in this room looking at your top trying to decide whether it’s appropriate or not?”

      But enough about my MAGA t-shirt…

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Which is doubly funny when you consider the bill was introduced by what appears to be a woman.

    • PieInTheSky

      oh come on there can’t be so many lame simps in the world i mean ewww gross

  22. PieInTheSky

    Also remarkable is complete absence of any mention of Hua Guofeng, Mao Zedong’s designated successor who led China in interregnum before losing power struggle to Deng Xiaoping. Wipeout from public memory of Hua Guofeng is so complete, even the English-language author skipped him.

    https://twitter.com/simonbchen/status/1614250123004887045

  23. Gender Traitor

    Can any of you tech-y types explain why, when I search for directions using DuckDuckGo and open up the standard map that appears, my laptop screen goes black for a moment, then goes back to normal?/First World problem

    • PieInTheSky

      your laptop is busy sending data to Chinese secret police

    • Rat on a train

      Glitch in the matrix? NSA monitoring program?

  24. DEG

    This week’s Powerline fun.

  25. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    Congrats on the pregnancy!

    “When my mother was beaten for speaking her language in school, like so many hundreds, thousands of Alaska Natives, to then have the federal government distributing literature representing that it is an Alaska Native language, I can’t even describe the emotion behind that sort of symbolism,” Sweeney said.

    Fuck off.

    • Sean

      No one is going to congratulate Spud too?

    • Bob Boberson

      I’m going to start demanding all of my government forms in Gaelic, Frisian, Scots or whatever other heritage I feel like identifying with that day.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Of course they are

    In the wake of a crippling computer system failure this week, aviation industry leaders are calling on Congress and the White House to better support and fund the Federal Aviation Administration’s efforts to modernize its outdated technology.

    Aviation safety advocates and industry experts say there were warning signs long before Tuesday night’s NOTAM system failure that led the FAA to impose about a 90-minute nationwide ground stop of all aircraft departures Wednesday morning, causing thousands of flight delays and cancellations that continued throughout the day.

    NOTAMs, or Notices to Air Missions, are messages that alert pilots of potential hazards along their flight routes from the time they push back from the gate until they arrive at their destination.

    Nothing a few hundred billion can’t kick down the road.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    She says she is “worth two 22-year-olds”

    I had no idea Shakira might be a W C Fields aficionado.

  28. Tundra

    Daily Quordle 355
    6️⃣7️⃣
    8️⃣4️⃣

    Bleh.

    • PieInTheSky

      pathetic really

      • rhywun

        No, this is pathetic.

        Daily Quordle 355
        7️⃣4️⃣
        3️⃣9️⃣

        Rant: LR is the third time in a row I got burned by our author’s apparent favor of a certain letter over others with similar or even greater frequency. 🤬

      • The Hyperbole

        I can top that

        Daily Quordle 355
        🟥9️⃣
        7️⃣6️⃣

      • Penguin

        I got burned by our author’s apparent favor of a certain letter over others with similar or even greater frequency.

        Yup.

        Daily Quordle 355
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        4️⃣8️⃣

    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 355
      6️⃣7️⃣
      4️⃣9️⃣

    • SDF-7

      Daily Duotrigordle #318
      Guesses: 36/37
      Time: 06:36.73
      https://duotrigordle.com/

      Daily Quordle 355
      7️⃣8️⃣
      5️⃣6️⃣
      quordle.com

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Holocaust!


    It’s a stark image in 2023: Police in riot gear flooding a village, pulling people out of houses and tearing down structures to make way for the arrival of excavating machines to access the rich seam of coal beneath the ground.

    Since Wednesday, as rain and winds lashed the tiny west German village of Lützerath, police have removed hundreds of activists. Some have been in Lützerath for more than two years, occupying the homes abandoned by former residents after they were evicted, most by 2017, to make way for the mine.

    More than 1,000 police officers are involved in the eviction operation. Most of the buildings have now been cleared, but some activists remained in treehouses or huddled in a hole dug into the ground as of Friday, according to Aachen city police.

    Protest organizers expect thousands more people to pour into the area on Saturday to demonstrate against its destruction, though they ultimately may not be able to access the village. After the eviction is complete, RWE plans to complete a 1.5-kilometer perimeter fence to snake around Lützerath, sealing off the village’s buildings, streets and sewers before they are demolished.

    Standard disclaimer: eminent domain is evil. But I can’t help being somewhat amused by the green freakout, when I think we can all agree they wouldn’t make a peep if that village were cleared away to make room for a “renewable energy” project. Greta will be there, Old Man. Get your checkbook and hop a plane.

    I’m actually surprised they haven’t found a way to get the coal out from below.

    • rhywun

      Climate flashpoint! Huge, jagged gouge in the landscape!

      🙄

    • Ted S.

      Those greenies are committing insurrection by violating government orders.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    It’s a deeply uncomfortable moment for the Greens and an unfathomable catastrophe for those who want to save the village.

    “The pictures from Lützerath are of course painful, as we have always fought against the continued burning of coal,” said Lechtape, on behalf of the NRW Greens. “We know the importance of Lützerath as a symbol in the climate movement. However, this should not obscure what has been achieved,” he added.

    The party’s discomfort may deepen on Saturday when a protest, organized by a coalition of climate groups, is expected to draw thousands of people to Lützerath – including Swedish climate activist, Greta Thunberg.

    “It is now up to us to stop the wrecking balls and coal excavators. We will not make this eviction easy,” said Pauline Brünger from the climate group Fridays for Future.

    I suggest you collectively hold your breath until you turn blue.

    • juris imprudent

      Now they don’t have to hold their breath; they can strip naked and sit outside until they turn blue.

  31. CPRM

    The legislation was proposed by Rep. Ann Kelley (R)

    Proposed by a woman

    Missouri state Rep. Raychel Proudie (D) called the motion “ridiculous” while speaking on the House floor, adding, “We are fighting — again — on a woman’s right to choose something and this time is how she covers herself,” according to Heartland Signal.

    “Do you know what it feels like to have a bunch of men in this room looking at your top trying to decide whether it’s appropriate or not?” state Rep. Ashley Aune (D) said on the state House floor

    Its cuz uh duh menz.

    the House dress code is debated every two years, the men’s dress code was not debated for the 2023 session.

    And what is the men’s dress code? Are they allowed an array of choice or is it suit coats like was proposed for the women, you know, equality and such.

    • juris imprudent

      Fetterlump hit hardest.

    • Brochettaward

      Men who show that kind of interest in sex toys are typically labeled as creeps. Females and their dildos and vibrators are to be celebrated, though.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Legislators should all wear billowing floor length wizard robes, with coloring and insignia to denote party and rank. Then they could wear anything (or nothing) underneath.

    • juris imprudent

      I have one addition – they wear the logos of their sponsors, like NASCAR and Mexican soccer.

  33. rhywun

    LOL I was just looking at Google Maps and there is now a business called “Cannabis Hub” in my apartment building.

    • Sean

      Whelp, that’s convienient.

      Until they get robbed….

      • rhywun

        It doesn’t say which apartment and their website (!) doesn’t even give an address (not surprisingly). Wonder how Google got it.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Dina Hamid, a recently evicted activist SQUATTER with Lützerath Lebt, told CNN, “in the end, it’s not about the village, it’s about the coal staying in the ground and we’re going to fight for that as long as it takes.”

    As I read that, these “eco-activists” have been squatting in houses in this village for two years. The displaced rightful owners of those properties should be able to sue the pants off those individuals and organizations they claim to represent.

  35. hayeksplosives

    “Besides Kennedy, the plaintiffs include an organization he founded, Children’s Health Defense, right-wing news organizations that have promoted anti-vaccine theories and physicians who are prominent Covid and vaccine skeptics.”

    This particular Kennedy has won some respect from me for not blindly following Party and apparently not giving a shit if his public airing of his opinions might lose him a future election.

    Good on him.

    • juris imprudent

      Not sure he’s a lot more than a stopped clock.

      • Bob Boberson

        His book “The Real Anthony Fauci” is probably the most comprehensive chronology of the corruption endemic to the NIH, CDC, FDA, etc. He clings to the Democratic Party of the 1970’s. I’m sure he’s bad on all sorts of things but he hates Foochi with the fire of 1000 suns and is excellent on the entirety of the COVAIS issue. His book is well worth reading.

      • Bob Boberson

        *COVAIDS

    • slumbrew

      She looks like a 40 year old with some pretty good plastic surgery

    • Brochettaward

      Just say no to women with ugly, fat, bloated botox lips. Or whatever the hell it these broads are doing to themselves.

    • rhywun

      The Daily Star certainly has a different definition of “hot” for women than I do. Blargh!

      • R.J.

        A skeleton with balloons taped on front is not attractive.

    • Shpip

      Fifty grand in plastic surgery and she’s still and SEC 5 (I’d say “6”, but the tats knock her down a peg).

  36. hayeksplosives

    Good morning, Glibbies.

    I’ve been looking forward to my trip to Seattle next week for some time. However, the main reason for my going was meeting up with a former colleague, although there are certainly other reasons I’m going.

    But yesterday his 13 yo son suffered a nut allergy and had to be ER’d and all that that implies. So he might not be able to come to Seattle after all. Of course the kid’s needs trump all, but I will be disappointed if we can’t hook up in Washington,

    • slumbrew

      Ouch. Hopefully the lad is back home quickly and your former co-worker can make it. But, as you say, the child is the priority.

      • hayeksplosives

        Thanks.

        He said the kid was happily snarfing down a cheeseburger last night after they did all the emergency stuff due to his unbelievable reddening all over and his rapidly dropping SpO2.

        But the hospital kept him overnight so I assume my colleague is probably there now sorting the paperwork and waiting for that final discharge permission.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Braver than Dick Tracy

    The quick thinking of Capitol Police officer Eugene Goodman may have prevented a shootout at the doors of the Senate chamber on Jan. 6, 2021, a top Capitol Police official said Friday.

    Inspector Thomas Loyd, testifying in the trial of five members of the Proud Boys leadership charged with seditious conspiracy, recalled the outnumbered Goodman’s effort to lure the first wave of rioters inside the Capitol to a position away from the doors of the Senate and toward a waiting line of Capitol Police officers.

    In a famous video of the incident, Goodman lures the group of rioters — which included one of the Proud Boys defendants, Dominic Pezzola — up a staircase and away from the unguarded Senate doors. For a moment, one of the rioters, Douglas Jensen, considered veering away from Goodman and toward those doors. But he ultimately followed Goodman and ran into the line of police reinforcements.

    “If those doors had been breached,” Loyd told jurors, “most likely there would’ve been gunfire at that point.”

    Loyd was among the line of officers waiting for Goodman to lead the group to a safer position. He came face to face with Jensen — who is seen in famous Jan. 6 images wearing a QAnon sweatshirt while confronting Capitol Police. Jensen came right up to Loyd’s face, and directly behind him was Pezzola, who was still carrying a stolen police riot shield that he had used to smash two Capitol windows — igniting the breach of the building.

    Stampede diverted! If he had been at the Alamo, Santa Ana would have surrendered.

    Compared to the Capitol Police on January 6, those guys at Normandy were just like a bunch of Shriners driving clown cars in a parade.

    • Q Continuum

      Does anyone other than legacy media and a tiny slice of prog cult members give a flying fuck about any of this anymore?

      • Tundra

        No.

    • slumbrew

      “shootout”

      That implies two groups exchanging fire. “Shooting of unarmed civilians” isn’t quite as pithy, I’ll admit.

      • Bob Boberson

        +1 Pelosi’s machine guns

      • juris imprudent

        Fingers pointed and people saying “pew-pew”.

    • Shpip

      In a famous video of the incident, Goodman lures the group of rioters — which included one of the Proud Boys defendants, Dominic Pezzola — up a staircase and away from the unguarded Senate doors. For a moment, one of the rioters, Douglas Jensen, considered veering away from Goodman and toward those doors. But he ultimately followed Goodman and ran into the line of police reinforcements.

      “If those doors had been breached,” Loyd told jurors, “most likely there would’ve been gunfire at that point.”

      Wait… if the rioters had reached the unguarded doors of an empty Senate chamber, they would’ve been mown down by gunfire — but they were lured towards dozens of heavily armed low-level bureaucrats who *didn’t* shoot them? I’m not sure how that works.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Loyd delivered a victim impact statement during Jensen’s sentencing in December, describing the horrors his officers endured.

    “If Officer Goodman had not led the Defendant and the rest of the mob away from the Senate Lobby and an attempt was made to breach those doors, there would have been tremendous bloodshed,” Loyd wrote. “Several rioters would have been carried out of the building if not for the quick thinking of Officer Goodman. Many of my officers were not as lucky as the Defendant.”

    Put a statue of him in the Capitol, for all to see and worship. He is our modern day George Washington.

    • Bob Boberson

      “Many of my officers were not as lucky as the Defendant”

      I guess in 50 or so years when people read the last obituary of the last Capitol Police officer on duty on Jan 6, 2021 to pass away, the massacre will be complete. Jan 6 will have killed every single one of them a la Little Bighorn.

      • Brochettaward

        We’re talking about thousands of casualties of January 6th on a long enough timeline.

        They seem to have attributed every death among Capitol Police since as a casualty, so why the fuck not?

  39. The Late P Brooks

    That implies two groups exchanging fire. “Shooting of unarmed civilians” isn’t quite as pithy, I’ll admit.

    “Massacre” would be an appropriate term for a group of unarmed citizens gunned down by government agents.

    • Bob Boberson

      +1 Waco “Siege”, “standoff” , “shootout”…..never described as a massacre by the Cathedral

    • juris imprudent

      Wounded Knee was a battle! /unreconstructed Army historian

  40. Count Potato

    “In a short time, DEI imperatives have spawned a growing bureaucracy that holds enormous power within universities. The ranks of DEI vice presidents, deans, and officers are ever-growing—Princeton has more than 70 administrators devoted to DEI; Ohio State has 132. They now take part in dictating things like hiring, promotion, tenure, and research funding.

    More significantly, the concepts of DEI have become guiding principles in higher education, valued as equal to or even more important than the basic function of the university: the rigorous pursuit of truth. Summarizing its hiring practices, for example, UC Berkeley’s College of Engineering declared that “excellence in advancing equity and inclusion must be considered on par with excellence in research and teaching.” Likewise, in an article describing their “cultural change initiative,” several deans at Mount Sinai’s Icahn School of Medicine declared: “There is no priority in medical education that is more important than addressing and eliminating racism and bias.””

    https://www.thefp.com/p/how-dei-is-supplanting-truth-as-the

    Long but worth reading.

    • Brochettaward

      “There is no priority in medical education that is more important than addressing and eliminating racism and bias.””

      Medicine that saves life is white supremacy.

    • rhywun

      Too depressing.

    • R.J.

      Da Hell is that?

      • rhywun

        Something out of Aliens?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Something for white liberals to look at and say “It’s so deep.”

    • hayeksplosives

      Wtf is that supposed to be??

      And when will “brave girl” be installed opposite that monstrosity??

      • Tundra

        “raped girl” would be more appropriate opposite that scumbag.

      • Brochettaward

        Modern art really is just fucking awful.

        Besides that, I thought MLK was out of fashion given his whole color blind approach to race relations.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, come ON. You can’t really tell me Barnett Newman isn’t a visionary.

      • rhywun

        She’s ours – they can’t have her!

    • slumbrew

      The replies are filled with 20-somethings demanding reparations

  41. KSuellington

    “ As part of my solidarity with people assigned at birth as female, my rather bulbous middle will now identify as a baby inside a uterus.”

    People are almost always assigned gender at conception, not birth.

    • juris imprudent

      You are only what your govt documents say you are.