Tuesday Morning Links

by | Jan 24, 2023 | Daily Links | 398 comments

Cruising

Not a lot going on in sports, but the Aussie Quarterfinals are happening at least. And the Angels owner has pulled the team off the market. Aside from that, you gotta wait until the weekend. Now moving on.

Im shocked, shocked to find that corruption is going on here. Now where are my winnings?

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This is interesting. Just so we’re all on the same page: Turkey is balking at the Northern European expansion of a military alliance that was designed to be a bulwark against another military alliance that dissolved 32 years ago. Makes a lot of fucking sense.

The investigation into Trump’s collusion with Russia bears some fruit. Only…it was the investigator who was in bed with Russian oligarchs.

It’s like covid all over again. Except, you know, for real this time.

Shitbag

Yeah, you can go fuck yourselves. I’m not the least bit surprised these scumbags are gonna try this.

And here’s an another one who can go fuck himself. Has it ever dawned on these people that they’re the bad guys?

And yet another shooting in California. Are they gonna blame Indiana too, or is that reserved for Chicago politicians?

This sounds retarded. And also unconstitutional. Are they seeking to ban US citizens from buying land or just foreign nationals with ties to specific governments? Or is it banning legal foreign nationals from specific countries? Like I said: retarded.

Here you go. What a unique voice. And some more of it. They’re really underrated. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this rainy Tuesday, dear friends.

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398 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    ” Except, you know, for real this time.”

    It also has a real obvious solution.

    • UnCivilServant

      Didn’t you know Fentanyl is contagious?!

      • juris imprudent

        pUbLiC HeAlTh!11!

    • waffles

      this is such a disaster. somehow we figured out how to have the worst drug policy by some demented hybrid of prohibition and tolerance.

    • The Other Kevin

      And yet no talk of refrigerated trucks.

      • Fourscore

        Gas is too damned high!

  2. PieInTheSky

    Im shocked, shocked to find that corruption is going on here. Now where are my winnings? – I mean corruption is literally everywhere

    • Not Adahn

      Not in my kitchen.

      • AlexinCT

        Euphemism?

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        Did you check your drawers?

    • The Other Kevin

      I took a class in college called “A History of Organized Crime in America”. The biggest takeaway for me was, “where there’s money there’s crime.” This came up when discussing Las Vegas. But it applies universally.

      • Mojeaux

        I took the idea of Las Vegas’s “Mormon Mafia” and transplanted it into my Prohibition book.

  3. Count Potato

    Can retards still buy land though?

    • WTF

      Only if there’s cake.

  4. Not Adahn

    Only…it was the investigator who was in bed with Russian oligarchs.

    This PROVES the FBI was covering up Drumpff’s collusion with Putin!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      You jest, but have some Tard Tuesday.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        More tardation

        Just to be clear, when the New York Times reported that the FBI saw “no link between Trump and Russia” — a week before the 2016 election — the FBI agent who was just arrested over ties to Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska was heading up the investigation.

        Just an absolute scandal.

      • Swiss Servator

        Not wrong – Obama’s FBI was thoroughly compromised!!!!!

      • juris imprudent

        Uh, wait, that can’t be right. /DUh

      • sloopyinca

        Posting DU this early in the week? You bastard!

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I’m feeling kind of nihilistic this morning.

      • pistoffnick

        Vee wont ze fuckin money, Lebowski!

      • Fourscore

        You’re hedging

    • sloopyinca

      “Go on.”
      -CNN

  5. PieInTheSky

    Turkey is balking at the Northern European expansion of a military alliance that was designed to be a bulwark against another military alliance that dissolved 32 years ago. – lol no Turkey don’t give a shit about that

    • Not Adahn

      As long as they keep making cheap quality firearms, I don’t care.

      • PieInTheSky

        as leverage, obviously

    • juris imprudent

      NATO is this era’s Treaty of Vienna.

      • Swiss Servator

        Vienna!?!?!

        /Turks triggered

      • Not Adahn

        Mmmmm… yummy croissants.

        #notketo

  6. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    California lawmakers are pushing legislation that would impose a new tax on the state’s wealthiest residents — even if they’ve already moved to another part of the country.

    Let the carnage begin.

    • WTF

      Sure, because a state can tax somebody who no longer lives or works there.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yeah, that piece puzzles me.

        What is the public reason they use to justify this? (I know the real reason is FYTW).

      • Gustave Lytton

        For work, it’s the bullshit convenience of the employer idiocy.

    • juris imprudent

      “The working class has shouldered the tax burden for too long,” Lee wrote in a tweet. “The ultra-rich are paying little to nothing by hoarding their wealth through assets. Time to end that.”

      Says the infantile tyrant-wannabe.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I think you mean the DNC’s infantile tyrant gonna-be.

        The rumor is that he’s being considered to replace Kamala.

      • WTF

        I wonder how they plan to get Kamala out the door.

      • juris imprudent

        And they may just find in 2 years time that Newsom isn’t all that popular even in California. Of course that wasn’t an obstacle that Kamala couldn’t climb over, on her knees most likely.

      • Atanarjuat

        Classified documents?

      • juris imprudent

        Nope, I’m speaking to the 27yo Democratic Socialist who is in the state Assembly that is writing the legislation. I’d like to teach him that politics are built upon violence – I’m sure it’s a lesson he doesn’t understand.

      • Brawndo

        I’m willing to bet that about 99% of your average billionaire’s assets aren’t “hoardable”. They’re most likely productive assets that aren’t easily liquidated. But what do I know, I’m just a retarded welder.

      • Atanarjuat

        Every leftwinger I know thinks that the published amount of a billionaire’s net worth is literally sitting in a checking account.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Headline is a bit click-baity:

      Exit taxes aren’t new in California. But this bill also includes provisions to create contractual claims tied to the assets of a wealthy taxpayer who doesn’t have the cash to pay their annual wealth tax bill because most of their assets aren’t easily turned into cash. This claim would require the taxpayer to make annual filings with California’s Franchise Tax Board and eventually pay the wealth taxes owed, even if they’ve moved to another state.

      The plan is still awful, but California seems to understand they can’t tax you after you have left the state.

      • sloopyinca

        That’s not how I read it.
        What I think they’re saying is that if your assets are tied up and can’t readily be liquidated to pay the tax bill, you will be required to continue filing returns with the FTB until they’ve discovered that you liquidated enough assets to pay what you owe from when you were a CA resident and they’ll go after you to collect it at that point regardless where you live.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Right, but they are still collecting on taxes you didn’t pay when you were a California resident. There are no new taxes after you have left.

      • sloopyinca

        It would depend on a few factors. Are they only able to tax someone’s assets that are inside the borders if CA? What if you’ve got property in CA and TX but reside in CA? Can they impose a tax on assets held outside their state? How does it work for securities that are incorporated in DE?

        They’re still taxing you for what you own outside their state.

      • sloopyinca

        When we left CA, they tried to fax me on the money I earned in both VA and TX that year because I earned some income in CA (less than three months) that tax year. They continually sent me demand letters saying I owed the FTB for all income that year regardless where I earned it. They did that for several years up to and including threatening to have my professional licenses revoked and my drivers license suspended.

        I ignored all of them and never sent a dime, and eventually the letters stopped. But I wouldn’t be surprised if they started up again for no reason whatsoever. And I would t be shocked if that’s a normal way of doing things in that state. I’m sure they find a bit insignificant number of people dumb enough to just send them a check.

      • Not Adahn

        If you faxed them cash, you’d still have it.

        Now I’m wondering if fax machines have built in anti-counterfeiting software.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Not tax advice, but they are correct if you were a CA resident that year. All worldwide income earned/received while a CA resident is taxable. If you are saying all of your Virginia and Texas sourced income was earned after you left, then no they can fuck off.

        *Not tax advice*

      • sloopyinca

        Yeah, they wanted to tax my income earned in other states after moving.

      • juris imprudent

        They tried to pull that with me too. I also told them – quite directly – to fuck right off.

      • Social Justice is Neither

        I can see being required to provide a payment plan but I wouldn’t trust them with continuous filings. How long before they start claiming subsequent gains are “tied” to those Ca assets and you owe taxes on that too, even if the gains are years after you moved out of state

  7. PieInTheSky

    It’s like covid all over again. Except, you know, for real this time. – this is what libertarians want / standard conservative opinion

    • Rat on a train

      We are saving people’s souls not their bodies.

    • hayeksplosives

      Tritium is another thing we’re gonna need to start making way more of.

      After spending a week with the fusion guys up in Washington, we’re gonna need a lot of lithium and a lot of tritium to make this work on a national or global scale.

      • Sean

        Night sights for everyone?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        We’re going to need them during the nuclear winter.

      • Sean

        I’ll wear a face mask for that.

      • Not Adahn

        According to the manual that came with my CZ, the treatment or inhaling tritium is to drink large amounts of low-alcohol beer.

        Not kidding.

      • Lackadaisical

        Tall cans!

      • Brawndo

        Mich Ultra will be king of the wastelands.

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

      • robc

        He-3 is abundant on the moon.

      • Swiss Servator

        *waggles eyebrows*

        /Elon Musk

    • Drake

      They are worried about earthquakes in the Netherlands? Seriously?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        They are worried about earthquakes caused by gas extraction. They are also worried about subsidence which is an issue when much of your country is below sea level.

      • R C Dean

        Is there any reason to think that is a risk? Or is this just more green bullshit.

      • kinnath

        I have not read about subsidence due to gas extraction. It is clearly a problem when pumping ground water.

        But, if I had to guess, it’s like deflating a balloon. I expect there would be consequences.

      • R C Dean

        I don’t think it works like that. The gas permeates other geologic formations, and I would expect they are pretty deep. It’s not like there is some flexible formation full of just gas that will contract (meaningfully) if the gas escapes.

        As far as I know. Which isn’t far.

      • juris imprudent

        Saudi Arabia would be an awfully big sinkhole.

  8. PieInTheSky

    And here’s an another one who can go fuck himself. Has it ever dawned on these people that they’re the bad guys?

    It probably has dawned. But I am sure that every penny of that projected revenue will be raised and spent wisely.

    • juris imprudent

      Nope, it never dawns on them. Most humans don’t want to doubt themselves, and so they make up elaborate fantasies about their goodness.

  9. Not Adahn

    Kinda surprised that the rumors of Bezos buying the Washington Warpigs aren’t in the links.

    • Lackadaisical

      That’d be a cooler name.

  10. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: The GOP Needs To Prove It’s Just As Irresponsible and Stupid as the DNC

    House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) is planning to visit Taiwan later this year, and the Pentagon is preparing for his trip, Punchbowl News reported on Monday.

    The report said that the trip would likely take place in the spring, and the Biden administration is looking to be more proactive about McCarthy’s visit than it was when former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) traveled to Taipei in August.

    • Trigger Hippie

      I actually agreed with Pelosi on that one. Despite the possibility of “poking the bear” the CCP has no goddamn right to tell the US or its elected officials when or where they may travel outside their borders or control, regardless if they consider Taiwan part of their nation. Fuck ’em.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Yeah! Keep poking another nuclear armed peer competitor in their sensitive spot until they react! Fuck ’em!

      • Trigger Hippie

        The whole “let nuclear powers say and do whatever they want including invading other nations because nuclear power” schtick around here is wearing thin. You honestly think a visit by a US house member will be a deciding f actor to invade Taiwan? Bullshit.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s totally a schtick on my part, you got me there.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Why must America be the world’s policeman? Fuck Taiwan. Fuck Ukraine. Add Afghanistan, Iraq, Vietnam, South Korea and everywhere else American men were sent to die on foreign soil while the politicians of both countries looted the American citizens.

        The point isn’t that a US house member visiting Taiwan would be a deciding factor in China invading. The point is that US house members shouldn’t be visiting Taiwan for any reason. We shouldn’t even have any military in that part of the world.

      • Plisade

        “I went to Kuwait and all I got was this lousy VFW membership.”

        Seriously though, VFW bars can be great. Super cheap, even mostly free, beer. I always look for the local one when I travel.

      • Swiss Servator

        Anywhere else the CCP can veto US travelers? All of the areas bordering China’s maritime claims? The Eastern Hemisphere? Earth?

      • Atanarjuat

        There is a distinction between US travelers and politicians at the highest levels of government which are itching to send billions of dollars of weapons to create an Afghanistan for our adversary. As far as I know, travelers are still welcome.

        Frankly if Russia had objected to Lindsay Graham and John McCain traveling to Ukraine and agitating the Azov into attacks the world would be a better place right now.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Possibly but these are very different scenarios. We aren’t agitating the Taiwanese to do anything but protect their own borders and keep sending us semi conductors. As far as I’m aware the CCP at no point set up a puppet government to use for money laundering before we decided to upset that apple cart with our own operation. We aren’t actively engaging in overthrowing the government and setting up a puppet as we most likely did in Ukraine. We aren’t even stopping China from slowly building up artificial islands/naval bases to prepare for its inevitable land invasion. Much like Isreal, we effectively created that nation and as much as my libertarian impulse tells me we should ignore all entanglements they’re already there and we have, at least for the present time, an obligation to keep those nations intact and nominally independent. When or how to disengage from them in the future in such a way that satisfies everyone involved? No freaking clue. If that takes my libertarian bonafides down a notch and makes me seem slightly neo-conish, so be it.

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘obligation to keep those nations intact and nominally independent. ‘

        You lost me there. Unless there’s some treaty I’m not aware of. (Israel and Taiwan?)

      • Lackadaisical

        We’re also a nuclear power, we don’t have to kowtow either.

        “Keep poking […] in their sensitive spot until they react! Fuck ’em!”

        Heh. /Juvenile

      • Not Adahn

        “A thousand years of pain!”

      • R C Dean

        “Yeah! Keep poking another nuclear armed peer competitor in their sensitive spot until they react! Fuck ’em!”

        Is that directed at the US or China?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Our sensitive spot appears to be the entire globe.

      • juris imprudent

        There is no place too insignificant that we won’t stick our dick in it!

      • Brawndo

        I largely agree, but I think she only went there so she could figure out how much money to put into chip stocks.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Oh. I’m not debating the purity of her reasons for being there at all. Just saying at no point has China with its current form of government under the CCP ever controlled Taiwan and has no legitimate claim to the island. Either way, I don’t want US diplomatic visits and relations dictated by another nation, regardless how nefarious or not our reasons for them.

      • Atanarjuat

        According to Douglas Macgregor in a recent interview (and I’m too lazy to corroborate), the Taiwanese political party that wants to reunite with China has been getting a very close second in recent races. It’s not exactly the case of a scrappy underdog longing for freedom that US warmongers would have you believe.

      • juris imprudent

        NO! They are OUR CLIENT STATE and they are going to stay that! It’s freedom dammit.

      • Trigger Hippie

        That’s all beside the point.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Unification in Taiwan doesn’t mean surrender to CCP and accept Beijing control of the island. It includes both the KMT and lesser parties who still see it as the Republic of China and not a separate “Republic of Taiwan”.

      • Lackadaisical

        ^this

        People are deliberately misrepresenting the two sides there.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I wouldn’t discount her corruption, but Pelosi has been a longtime opponent of the CCP. She and two other Congressmen went to Tiananmen Square not long after the massacre to commemorate the students.

        I also wouldn’t be surprised if her private visit was orchestrated within the US government as exactly that.

  11. Count Potato

    “Four men are arrested over rape of LSU sorority student, 19, who was then dumped and hit and killed by ride-share car at 3AM: College president brands attackers ‘evil’ and says ‘amazing’ victim had ‘limitless potential’

    Arrest documents also indicate that Brooks had a blood alcohol level of .319% at the time of her death- meaning she was highly intoxicated at nearly four times the legal limit…

    The men claim Brooks then asked to be taken home but say she gave them a number of different addresses before she got out of the car…

    Under Louisiana law’s third-degree rape charge generally involves a victim who is ‘incapable of resisting or of understanding the nature of the act by reason of a stupor or abnormal condition of mind produced by an intoxicating agent or any cause and the offender knew or should have known of the victim’s incapacity.””

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11669299/Four-men-arrested-LSU-sorority-student-Madison-Brooks-struck-killed-car-gang-rape.html

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Well that’s horrible.

    • sloopyinca

      I have a question about those consent laws: if a person is too drunk to consent and someone who is equally drunk has sex with them, how does the law declare one of them mentally capable of having sex but the other party not mentally capable of the same act?
      I’m not speaking of this case, but more generally. Drunken hookups where two people who have consumed a comparable amount of alcohol are now considered rape by many states, depending on how one party feels the next day. I don’t see how they can have two standards, almost exclusively based on the sex of the participant, and that square with the principle of equal protection.

      • PieInTheSky

        I think there was a university who expelled two students for mutually unconsensual sex

      • Not Adahn

        The man is at fault. Always. That is the first principle.

      • Bob Boberson

        According to my military sexual assault training; “yes that does make you a rapist, you rapist.”

        Literally told that if a woman has a sip of alcohol she cannot consent (no matter what she says or does) and the amount of alcohol a man has had it irrelevant.

        Your tax dollars at work.

      • juris imprudent

        Your mistake is thinking there is supposed to be equal protection. The crime of rape isn’t really ever all that equal, men perpetrate it on women and other men. The rarity of a woman raping a man makes that kind of case notable. And consider the opprobrium on anyone suggesting in the average rape that the woman was asking for it, versus the view on how the guy got lucky some woman jumped his bones.

        Not sure how the law can really be equal there.

      • WTF

        The equal protection part comes in because if they are both drunk, and if you are drunk you can’t give consent, then the man is no more capable of giving consent than the woman is, so in a drunken hookup she raped him just as much as he raped her if they are both drunk. It’s make no sense that in such a situation a man has agency and responsibility but a woman does not.

      • Not Adahn

        Ah, but it’s already been established that being drunk is no excuse for a crime. MADD rejoices!

      • juris imprudent

        I get that, but go back to where the premise starts before we add that on.

        Now run the scenario of unable to consent to the crime to drunk driving – oh I was too drunk to know I shouldn’t be behind the wheel? What if the man is drunk, she isn’t and he rapes her – does he now get a pass?

      • Count Potato

        “What if the man is drunk, she isn’t and he rapes her – does he now get a pass?”

        That was the Amherst case. Sober girl performs oral sex on nearly passed out drunk best friend’s boyfriend. Sober girl texts about it. Best friend finds out and gets mad. Sober girl cries rape. Male student gets expelled because he was too drunk to know if she was consenting.

      • juris imprudent

        About what I would expect from Amherst.

      • hayeksplosives

        I’ve wondered the same.

        Plenty of drunken hookups are regretted by one or both parties later. Doesn’t mean it was rape if both parties were sloshed.

        To be honest, I think the man gets blamed due to traditional views that the man is “in charge” and also due to the anatomical fact that he has the organ that does the penetration. Graphic, yes. But I think at least subconsciously that is why he gets the blame.

        Another question: if the two parties are both drunk, she doesn’t claim rape but does want child support for the kid they made on accident, why should he pay?

      • sloopyinca

        This is my thought as well. It’s based on traditional sexual roles and the fact that the man (or transwoman) has the sexual organ that is being put into the woman (or transman).

        Wait a minute…if a pre-op transman with a vagoo has drunken sex with a pre-op transwoman with a dong and they both regret it, who gets charged with the rape?

      • Sean

        The closest cis white male.

      • Not Adahn

        Neither. But there may be a civil suit if there are deep pockets involved.

      • juris imprudent

        Wait, I know – Trump!

      • The Last American Hero

        Pretty simple.

        If one party has a penis, it’s rape.

        If one party has buyers remorse and that party has a vagina, it’s rape, and a cell phone full of texts that proves otherwise is irrelevant.

        If one party wants attention and says there were raped in a frat house after being thrown through a glass table, the other party is a rapist -even if they aren’t a real person and just a figment of the first party’s imagination.

        If one party was never there and the incident never happened, but that party is an icky Republican nominated for the Supreme Court, it’s rape.

      • R C Dean

        Well, there’s drunk and stupid, and there’s drunk and incapacitated. If stupid drunk dude (0.10 BAC) fucks passed out woman (0.32 BAC), I’m perfectly comfortable calling that rape.

      • sloopyinca

        I am too, obviously. But that’s a clear cut case of rape absent the amount of alcohol involved. We’re talking about the cases where the amount of alcohol is used as the determining factor of whether consent is possible or not. And it seems to me that that standard is generally only applied to the woman, and that it supersedes any other evidence leading up to or in the aftermath of the sex.

      • Count Potato

        ” If stupid drunk dude (0.10 BAC) fucks passed out woman (0.32 BAC), I’m perfectly comfortable calling that rape.”

        But if stupid drunk woman (0.10 BAC) fucks passed out man (0.32 BAC), then it’s his fault.

    • PieInTheSky

      .319% does not strike me as highly intoxicated. .4 is the limit in Romania when driving can become a criminal offense.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s kind of hard to drive when you’re in a coma.

      • WTF

        .4 must be metric, because .319 is really shitfaced. Like you can’t even walk shitfaced.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yeah, I remember it used to be 0.1 and they dropped it to 0.08.

        I’m pretty sure at 0.4, most people are dead.

      • Endless Mike

        I think you are missing a zero on that – typically in the US drunk is .08 or over (I believe that is the felony line in Romania). .319 is dangerously drunk, .4 would be stomach pumping time.

      • PieInTheSky

        yeah my bad it is .4 per thousand not percent

    • Raven Nation

      So, having read the article, definitely a horrible story. But not sure why DM needed to specify she was killed by a “ride-share” vehicle. Not relevant at all.

    • Michael Malaise

      Women of the world — never drink this much. It never ends well.

      • juris imprudent

        No shit – talk about a talk you should have with a daughter.

  12. kinnath

    I hate being online this early. But some schmuck called a meeting at the earliest possible time.

    • PieInTheSky

      whaddayamean early it is half past scotch o clock

      • kinnath

        7:30 CST

      • R.J.

        Ah. I was online at my usual 6:30 CST. I remember the happy days of starting at 7:30…

    • juris imprudent

      Actually what’s interesting is all the media replies asking for permission to use the video. You wonder why they all say the same shit?

      • sloopyinca

        I’m sure they all use a similar template when making these requests for legal reasons.

    • kinnath

      summary please.

      I ain’t logging into twitter to see the video

      • sloopyinca

        They caught the shooter in the parking lot of the local cops right after the shooting. And someone was already there with a camera set up perfectly to catch it. And someone else was there to record the recording of the takedown.

        The awareness of the local reporters is uncanny.

      • Ownbestenemy

        There is a large cadre of ‘citizen’ reporters that drive around all night like Nightcrawler, listening to scanners and such. It is actually amazing to watch some of the feeds as they tend to find the scene before the cops.

    • juris imprudent

      I think that means both of them will be prohibited from buying land in Texas.

    • AlexinCT

      Lesbian commies battling it out to show who has the most fishy thing going on?

    • Shirley Knott

      They’re going to revive the Leviticus laws. Only this time, when any woman in the tribe is menstruating, all the men must isolate themselves before performing a ritual cleansing.

    • Atanarjuat

      I have been assured that men can have periods too.

      • UnCivilServant

        and colons, semicolons, commas, apostrophes, and even more exotic punctuation as well.

      • Shirley Knott

        Nah, men have colons.

  13. Grummun

    a military alliance that was designed to be a bulwark against another military alliance that dissolved 32 years ago

    I’ll give you “advertised as a bulwark”, but I think it was designed to cement US influence over western Europe.

    • juris imprudent

      Lord Ismay: keep the Soviets out, the Americans in and the Germans down.

    • AlexinCT

      Well, they are invasive….

      • R.J.

        Nothing could go wrong with that decision.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Well it isn’t like Australia’s other attempts to control invasive species ever had any problems.

    • Grummun

      I’m sure this will work out exactly like they want with no unexpected ecological disasters. Like importing the cane toad.

    • Lackadaisical

      I did, because it became a problem in the ornamental koi farming business.

  14. Not Adahn

    I am deeply disappointed in the unoriginality of today’s scholars. Ralph Elison already proved white paint = racist all the way back in 1952.

    https://www.tio2project.com/norwhite

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      OMFG

      This project will show how Norway has played a globally leading role in establishing white as a superior color. Until now, however, this story has been lesser known to scholars and the public. NorWhite will connect the challenging topics: whiteness, technological innovation, and mass-exploitation of natural resources in a single case study. The research project will study the Norwegian innovations the chemical compound titanium dioxide (TiO2) and the white pigment titanium white in a historical, aesthetic, and critical lens—focusing on how the innovations transformed surfaces in art, architecture, and design—in order to show how aesthetic—and thereby societal—transformation is driven by technological development.

      Turns out that sunscreen is racist too.

      • slumbrew

        Just wait until they see some pictures of Greece.

      • Not Adahn

        Everybody knows that Greek sculptures were painted vibrant colors until they were scrubbed by racist proto-American colonizers.

      • Lackadaisical

        “Turns out that sunscreen is racist too.”

        Just one more tool of white supremacy, letting whites into non-white spaces.

  15. slumbrew

    Thanks, sloop – that Second song has been running through my head all week, for some reason.

    • Lackadaisical

      Seems accurate.

    • Atanarjuat

      I wonder if Lithuania should have been “sad & wet”. A native told me their word for their country means something like RainyLand.

    • Not Adahn

      Holy shit, they found Atlantis?

      • robc

        I assume that is Iceland done like AK and HI are on US maps?

        Or, yeah, Atlantis.

      • Atanarjuat

        An island that sunk beneath the waves should indeed be sad and wet.

    • UnCivilServant

      When did Iceland move to the Bay of Biscay?

      • Not Adahn

        Plate tectonics are real.

      • PieInTheSky

        1987

  16. Lackadaisical

    “It includes a 3.5% city income tax on Chicagoans and suburbanites earning more than $100,000 a year; a financial transaction tax; a 66% increase in the city’s hotel tax, which is already the highest in the country; a revived employee head tax; and raising the real estate transfer tax on high-end home sales.”

    Detroit 2.0 here we come.

    • Swiss Servator

      I had hoped Chicago would eventually decline to be a very large Cleveland, but Detroit is looking more possible every year.

      “It includes a 3.5% city income tax on Chicagoans and suburbanites earning more than $100,000 a year; MOVES OUT OF IL

      a financial transaction tax; MARKETS LEAVE FOR TX or FL

      a 66% increase in the city’s hotel tax, which is already the highest in the country; NOBODY VISITS

      a revived employee head tax; WFH, BITCHEZ.

      and raising the real estate transfer tax on high-end home sales. NO HOMES WILL BE ABLE TO SELL AT ‘HIGH END’ ”

    • Pope Jimbo

      I remember when I used to stay in downtown Chicago for business all the time. The hotel taxes were insane. Raising them by 66%? Sure.

      Did they forget about rental car taxes? That is another good way to soak the rubes who are visiting. Those dummies can’t vote your ass out either.

      • Atanarjuat

        I work at a convention center that is slightly smaller than the massive Chicago venue. Quite often a show that used to be in Chicago comes to our building, and the exhibitors are stunned that our workers aren’t greedy union goons who insist on the right to plug in laptop chargers for exorbitant prices. Also we have vastly better weather. This will just drive more shows away.

      • The Other Kevin

        I already know a lot of people here in Indiana who no longer go to Chicago due to the crime. This isn’t going to help.

      • Tundra

        I haven’t been there for three years. I used to go regularly.

        Fuck Chicago. Like a lot of my favorite cities, the idiots ruined it.

      • The Other Kevin

        We used to go every month or so, and the same for my siblings. Now they refuse to even drive through the city.

        We did go out to eat and to Water Tower this last weekend for my kid’s birthday. The upper three floors of Water Tower there is about 50% vacancy. I’ve never seen it like that.

  17. juris imprudent

    Definitely the left wing of the Democratic Party that wants to dump Joe. Safe to say they don’t want Kamala, so the next Democratic primary should be an epic shit-show.

    • AlexinCT

      Over and under of them finding secret documents about Willy’s willie at Kah-moh-lah’s house and she also has to go?

  18. Sensei

    I was expecting the usual attaching the tow strap to the plastic bumper.

    When idiot tries to help

    This was a new twist.

    • Lackadaisical

      Makes one question springing into action to help others.

      • Sensei

        True, you could see the tension.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I recoiled in horror

      • Lackadaisical

        I could barely suspend my disbelief.

    • Sean

      I recoiled at the unexpectedness of it.

      • Pope Jimbo

        DOH! Missed your comment.

    • sloopyinca

      I’m shocked.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I love all the redditors in the comments saying to use the screw in hooks.

      🤦‍♂️

      Those are not for recovery.

  19. juris imprudent

    This could be a turning point. If Rufo can work from the inside to expose the hollowness of the DEI and the inherent cowardice of the mob behind it, he could do an invaluable service to the country.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Yup, Reich is a reliable indicator of the Idiot Caucus.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Bah, Gilmore’d that one.

      • Atanarjuat

        I’d amend that to the Establishment Caucus.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The colleges will need to establish guidelines for expulsion that include attempts to silence open debate. The rabble rousers will have to be removed and their facilitators in the administration fired, which may be the more difficult proposition.

  20. Sean

    Daily Quordle 365
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    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 365
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      Didn’t even know LR was a word.

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 365
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      LR WTF?

    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 365
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  21. Certified Public Asshat

    Steven Crowder on recording Jeremy Boreing during contract negotiations:"How else would people switch from 'it was about a $50 million salary' to 'oh recording a phonecall.' Do we allow it when James O'Keefe does it? Is it only when corruption is on the side of the left?" pic.twitter.com/qgag8XG64r— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) January 24, 2023

    Good grief, now he is comparing himself to Project Veritas.

    • Lackadaisical

      I can’t even understand what is being expressed. The whole kerfuffle is stupid.

      Don’t they have anything worthwhile to add?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        He’s going independent and marketing himself as the lone conservative fighting big tech…while still using all of the big tech options available to market himself.

      • juris imprudent

        I want to show how rotten social media is by being the biggest beacon in all of social media?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He actually has some points and the contract was apparently large but garbage. Clandestine recording of business negotiations is a no go for me though and I wouldn’t talk on the phone to him about anything more important than the weather.

    • Brochettaward

      Public Asshat started off talking about the money which really wasn’t all that much money so now he had to switch to the phone call as his source of outrage at Crowder calling out the Daily Wire for being scumbags with their contracts (my favorite moment – Candace Owens saying she recognizes aspects of the terms sheet from her own contract so immediately knew who he was talking about, but don’t you DARE suggest she’s controlled in anyway).

      The Daily Wire – it’s just business!
      The Daily Wire – how could you leak our bullshit contract terms and record our phone call, we’re FRIENDS!!!11!!!1!1!1!

      Crowder is right on every aspect of those terms sucking. I could go on all day about how moronic the people defending TDW are, but it’s been done. Repeatedly. By just about every independent content creator who has commented on the subject.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Lol, fuck off. Enjoy your mug club subscription.

    • R.J.

      “YOU KIDS GET OFF MY….
      Oh yeah, you’re supposed to be here.”

    • slumbrew

      Welp, that’s adorable.

      Thanks, Pope-a!

      (Ay! Imma da Pope-a!)

      • R C Dean

        Great stuff.

        Unfortunately, because I have also been made a bit crazy by the ‘Vid, this crossed my mind: Oh, so now isolating old people is bad for their health? When did this breakthrough in gerontology happen?

    • Lackadaisical

      Once you’re old, what else is good in the world but it’s renewal?

      Thanks for sharing.

    • The Other Kevin

      That’s really cool. We baby sit my four year old nephew during the week. Every day he says something completely out of the blue that is hilarious. He’s so much fun to be around. I can see how that would work.

    • Tundra

      Wonderful.

    • Fourscore

      I’m getting in line.

      When I visit friends in the nursing home it often depressing. OTOH, it may be depressing for them when I show up.

      Thanks Jimbo

  22. R.J.

    The one article I wish to be stupid about is the discussion over banning foreign purchases of land.
    Yes, you should be able to sell to whomever you wish. But when Soros and company are buying up huge swathes of land it is a point of concern. What would be a good suggestion for limiting such an otherwise malevolent practice? Technically even Bill Gates does it. He has no limits on property purchases.

    • sloopyinca

      I don’t know what could legally be done to prevent that. From a purely libertarian perspective, I’d say nothing.

      The rub is that there really is a move by bad actors to acquire land to the point it disrupts multiple marketplaces. And that brings principles into conflict. When one free market can be manipulated by a few malevolent actors to the point that it has downstream effects that manipulate other markets, can or should something be done to prohibit the action? I really don’t know, but it’s worth debating from a philosophical standpoint as well as a practical one.

    • The Last American Hero

      Japan did this in the 80’s and got bent over good and hard. There was talk at one point that they lost WWII but would buy California 50 years later. Cost them a pretty penny and they never owned California.

      Too bad, they might have stamped out some of the crazy.

      • juris imprudent

        Thank you. This seems to be an American crazy about furriners buyin’ all ‘rr land that cycles up from time to time.

      • Swiss Servator

        If they are really going to build death ray towers on that land, or plague spreading machines…. you can take the land, send them a check and that is that….land cannot be put on a train and rolled over to a port where it sails back to China.

      • Atanarjuat

        We do tend to be a bit isolationist in that way.

        Bill Gates has proven himself to be quite the malevolent actor, so I don’t see how any good comes of his land purchases. I wonder what percentage of farmland he has, presumably a pretty low amount.

      • Lackadaisical

        It’s pretty insignificant in the scheme of things. Turns out we have lots of land.

      • Atanarjuat

        That’s what I figured. A lot of land that was previously farmland now lies fallow and is used for hunting leases, especially in the northeast.

        Someone like Gates would probably use his land to grow crops like corn and soy and poison the food supply with HFCS and estrogenic plant proteins for profit. A terrifying prospect if it weren’t already the status quo.

      • Lackadaisical

        That’s funny.

        Luckily (?) a lot of that soy gets sent abroad.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not just American. Canada (well BC) has it too. I’d bet pretty much every desirable, and even some non desirable, place has it but it doesn’t make it to American media stories.

      • R C Dean

        My understanding is there are a lot of countries with restrictions on foreigners owning real estate. And other assets as well. It’s not just a ‘Murican thing.

      • robc

        30 year old argument of mine, proving that there is no trade imbalance.

        We imported goods from Japan and exported skyscrapers and Hawaiian golf courses.

        Those “exports” didnt get counted as exports for some reason.

        And, of course, in later years we bought them back from the Japanese for pennies on the dollar.

      • Lackadaisical

        I’m sure they held on to some dollars too, but yeah, you can only ever have balanced trade in some sense, once you account for investment and debt.

      • robc

        Yeah, there can be some small time lags due to holding of dollars, but trade is always balanced otherwise.

      • Lackadaisical

        Dollars are an export as well.

      • robc

        Yep, so nevermind, balance is achieved!

  23. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Turkey and NATO: They just haven’t sweetened the pot sufficiently yet, the Turks know they have NATO over a barrel and they’re just taking advantage.

    • Swiss Servator

      “the Turks know they have NATO over a barrel and they’re just taking advantage.”

      Hey, easy there, pal!

      /Midnight Express

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Hell of a good movie plus it included the misunderstood genius Randy Quaid, the inarguably superior Quaid brother.

      • AlexinCT

        Cousin Eddie from those vacation movies is the character that convinced me we would win the Cold War against the Ruskies.

      • sloopyinca

        Oh, Swissy!

        ::presses bare breast against computer monitor::

    • juris imprudent

      Turkey was once a useful chess piece with respect to the Soviet Union.

      • Swiss Servator

        They are skillfully taking advantage of their position re: the Bosporus and Uke grain shipments, and being next door to Syria, Iran, etc.

        But someday they won’t be so geographically important, and will find themselves alone, quite quickly.

    • PieInTheSky

      aktchually Türkiye now that i think about it

      • Lackadaisical

        That’s hot to be one of the dumbest trends in recent years, purposefully making things difficult to understand and pronounce.

      • UnCivilServant

        You misspelled “Occupied Byzantium”.

      • Lackadaisical

        Make Istanbul Constantinople again.

      • Rat on a train

        Give the land back to the Hittites.

      • UnCivilServant

        Fuck them.

        /Rameses Won Kadesh!

    • PieInTheSky

      proper bacon not the streaky stuff I assume

      • UnCivilServant

        What bizarre bastardization of pork do you call bacon?

      • Not Adahn

        There’s a place here that makes jowl and shoulder bacon, they’re both good.

      • PieInTheSky

        jowl – like guanciale?

    • R C Dean

      Schrodinger’s tits?

      • Not Adahn

        Edwin wasn’t that overweight.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Hate crimes against the AAPI community spiked in 2020 during the height of the pandemic. At the time, former President Donald Trump is on the record for referring to COVID-19 as the “China virus.”

    Phew. I was afraid they were going to forget to mention that.

    • juris imprudent

      Surprised they didn’t throw in “and COVID-19 was completely natural, not man-made at all”.

    • PieInTheSky

      if you remove the fake ones how many are left?

      • R C Dean

        How many weren’t fake? A fair number. Some Asians got to play the knock-out game in big cities.

        Of course, the attacks by black people don’t count, because blacks can’t be racist, so they can’t commit hate crimes.

    • rhywun

      Nobody tell the author about the “Spanish Flu”!

      • sloopyinca

        Or West Nile Virus.

      • tripacer

        Or MERS.

      • PieInTheSky

        I think I got this form an escort in Madrid

    • Michael Malaise

      So Trump doing that causing Asians (not from China) to attack other Asians (not from China)?

      Wow. He’s like omnipotent.

  25. Brawndo

    I live in a purple area of a very blue state and I hear a lot of Democrats complaining about the proposed gas stove ban, especially recently when people have lost power during storms but were able to still cook. I’ve been having a lot of fun pointing out that maybe now they know how gun owners feel. Perhaps the solution is to add gas stoves to the 2nd amendment to make it harder to repeal.

    • The Other Kevin

      That one seems so bizarre. Outside of a few fringe people this was never popular. Yet once one says it, the trained parrots repeat it down to the word.
      Squawk! Gas stoves bad! Squawk! Kids getting asthma! Squawk! Gas stoves dangerous!

    • R C Dean

      “What did you think was going to happen when you voted for the party of Net Zero?”

  26. The Other Kevin

    Sorry I missed last night’s article. One of my (too) many hobbies is wine making, usually with fruits. I’d be willing to try onion wine.

    At least wine doesn’t suffer from neglect. I have 5 gallons of peach wine that’s been aging a year, but my FIL just got a table top still and we’re going to make peach brandy.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Not a lot going on in sports

    What about Monte Carlo?

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Breaking Bad but electrical engineering

    I was hoping that involved pulse rifles in the 40 watt range.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of land…

    Is Bill Gates part of this idiocy?

  30. PieInTheSky

    I don’t have to touch someone’s car to point out that something’s not right. Here’s a full-on Dodge Dickmobile with an illegal cover on the back plate. This muscle car guy has lots of parking tickets (those are written by humans), but no speed-cam tickets. Curious, ain’t it?

    https://twitter.com/GershKuntzman/status/1616893244272517127

    the comments seem against the original poster

    • R.J.

      That guy is a snoopy fuck. Also calling somebody’s car a dickmobile? Prejudice much?

      • Lackadaisical

        Probably why he hates dicks so much…

    • Not Adahn

      I don’t know that I could vote to convict the guy who broke his legs.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Damn snitch should get his teeth pushed down his throat.

    • Michael Malaise

      Last name Kuntz Man. I rest my case.

    • R C Dean

      “I don’t have to touch someone’s car”

      And then he proceeds to touch the car with a screwdriver. And then other cars, and finishes with vandalizing some plates (which I have the feeling is probably against the law).

      What a cunte.

  31. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    CA Asians are cranky I guess. Pretty good body count, but still rookie numbers.

    Do you remember when Seattle was a beautiful, fun city?

    I do. Motherfuckers.

    I love the SP. Rick Beato interviewed Billy recently – it was quite good. He’s an interesting dude who wrote some amazing songs.

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘CA Asians are cranky I guess. Pretty good body count, but still rookie numbers.’

      Careful, if you grade them poorly now they might just try really hard next time.

    • Not Adahn

      Am I the only one who wonders if there’s a connection to the Vietnam War in the first incident?

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Biden state secrets scandal, and now WaPo and NYT are reporting on corruption in Ukraine.

    What gives?

    • PieInTheSky

      China is about to invade Taiwan ?

    • Atanarjuat

      I think their military is about to collapse, and we need a scapegoat. It can’t be that there was a problem with US/NATO strategy or weapons shipments, just that those dirty Slavs didn’t use the largess properly.

      • PieInTheSky

        I don’t thing anyone would say there was a problem with US strategy… I mean it is impressive Ukraine lasted as long as it did.

      • Lackadaisical

        Right?

        I remember when the Russians were going to be in Kiev in a week and to lvov the week after. Not sure what will precipitate the sudden loss now though? Doesn’t a stalemate seem more likely at this point?

      • Drake

        The Ukrainian army has been attrited badly and over the past month their supply lines have been badly damaged, According to MacGregor, the Ukes are still fighting mainly militias and Wagner mercenaries while over a half million Russian regulars are waiting on the border for whatever comes next.

      • PieInTheSky

        , the Ukes are still fighting mainly militias and Wagner mercenaries while over a half million Russian regulars are waiting on the border for whatever comes next. – been hearing this for half a year… I doubt it given the amount of fighting

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, the big scary Russian Army is always just over the horizon. As much as they’ve gotten their asses kicked, they sure are hesitant to get serious about what they are doing.

      • Fatty Bolger

        It’s nonsense.

      • R C Dean

        The Wagner mercenaries are supposed to be some of the better trained and equipped troops. Well, maybe not counting the ones they just sprung from prison, but is that the kind of thing you do if you have half a million troops ready to roll?

        Plenty of regular Russian Army units have been in country. Those half a million Russian regulars are (a) mostly not supposed to leave Russia and (b) largely recent draftees without training or equipment. If Putin has the knockout blow I’ve been hearing about for nearly a year, why is he dragging this out?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Drag it out so we (NATO) continues to deplete resources in the not proxy war?

      • juris imprudent

        An economy the size of Spain is going to deplete less than the combined EU and US?

      • juris imprudent

        Said that dumbly – can support the depletion better than.

  33. The Other Kevin

    We had some discussion about Scott Adams’ “come to Jesus” moment on vaccines recently. I still think he’s a big fan of persuasion and “hypnotism”, so it looks to me like he’s trolling. Some of his recent tweets:

    “I have a lot of respect for the people who were smart enough to avoid a hastily prepared “vaccination” in favor of the relative safety of an engineered bioweapon that escaped from a lab.”

    “I would like to publicly apologize for continuously ignoring the “accurate data” on Covid that people sent me for three years.
    But just so I don’t make that mistake again, is there a separate list of the strangers I should trust to know which data is the good stuff?”

    • robc

      My understanding is he thinks he made the best decision based on information at the time and that these people got lucky this time.

      • Lackadaisical

        So, Sam Harris jr?

        Cool.

      • Urthona

        Well they certainly swamped us with data that the unvaccinated were dying in droves compared to the vaccinated early on.

        I wonder if there’s been any harder looks back at that now.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He likes to equivocate and approach the truth while hedging and using tricky language in order to make claims later that he did or did not say or predict something. He occasionally makes good points but he’s ultimately a bit of a sleazebag and a liar who’s so far up his own ass it isn’t even funny.

      • The Other Kevin

        This week I’m getting tired of his whole thing. To put it succinctly, he seems to be using reverse psychology here and he likes to just see what would happen if he says one thing or another.

    • Grumbletarian

      “I have a lot of respect for the people who were smart enough to avoid a hastily prepared “vaccination” in favor of the relative safety of an engineered bioweapon that escaped from a lab.”

      And I have a lot of scorn for the people who chose to pay a hostile actor to maybe kill them, and browbeat others to do the same, instead of not doing so.

      • R C Dean

        Of course, by the time the vax came out, we already knew that the disease wasn’t that bad. Even though it came from a Chinese bio weapons lab. And, yes, Wuhan was a bio weapons lab – gain of function research is dual purpose, and the PLA was up to their eyeballs in Wuhan.

      • juris imprudent

        I just heard the “REEEEEEEEEE”ing of a million NPCs.

      • Lackadaisical

        😂
        On point, sir.

  34. PieInTheSky

    Today was a public holiday and as I had o work I did some house cleaning and now I am slightly sad at the thought it is going to get dirty all over again

  35. Warty

    The 8-year-old asked me to turn this up in the car the other day. Much pride, many pleased.

    • PieInTheSky

      turn that down. that isnt music.

      • Atanarjuat

        I liked it. I’ve visited Skye. Would have been better with a rental car. Kinda spread out.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “I have started giving away my books – sometimes even putting them in with the recycling. Why keep a novel that could delight someone else?”
      Don’t pull your arm out of joint patting yourself on the back lady.

      • UnCivilServant

        So I can read it again later?

        And randomly throwing them to be pulped, or giving them to libraries so they can be thrown to be pulped really is the opposite of appreciating the content.

      • sloopyinca

        I can understand both perspectives. I have a handful of books I own that I’ve read multiple times. And I have several I’d happily give away because I know I won’t read them again.

        I really don’t give a shit what she does with her books. That’s her business. But I won’t read her self-righteous drivel either.

      • Q Continuum

        Explain how putting them in recycling allows the book to “delight someone else” please.

      • sloopyinca

        She thinks bums who rifle through her trash will come across one and become the next big story.

      • slumbrew

        She could schlep them down to the library if she really cared but, nope, too much work.

        I gave a vast number of books to the library a few years back. I’m probably due for another cull, and I barely get any physical books anymore.

      • Nephilium

        /watches number of books that I’ve enjoyed going out of print.

        Nope. I’ll hold on to them.

    • AlexinCT

      They had to keep down little Juan?

      • Sean

        Nope.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s just an electric broiler with a somewhat enhanced risk of combustion.

      • Lackadaisical

        It gets a really good char on the meat.

      • Sean

        The kitchen fire?

      • Lackadaisical

        Potayto -potato

    • R.J.

      He stayed calm. I give him that. The fire went out without collateral damage. Kudos on a clear head.

      • Lackadaisical

        Knocked the fire right out.

    • Not Adahn

      think that’s the first time I’ve seen someone punch out a fire.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    But the cult of book ownership can be smug and middle-class

    Whycome you act so white?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Less money for them, more money for him. The Ukraine is an ubercorrupt shithole and Zelensky is the king of the taxpayer funded robber barons.

      • Q Continuum

        Don’t you mean Zelenskyyyy?

      • Michael Malaise

        It’s Zelenskyyyyyyyy now.

      • Drake

        He can afford to buy some extra vowels.

    • Lackadaisical

      Who?

      • juris imprudent

        Don’t care, not clicking.

      • Lackadaisical

        That was the right choice, I foolishly clicked not realizing it was just an ad for someone I’ve never heard of and isn’t even that good looking.

    • Tres Cool

      Well, when words are violence after all…a dick pic is rammin at your back door.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Rushing to judgement

    And I firmly believe that mass shooters prove nothing, no matter who the shooter or his victims were or what the shooter’s manifesto may or may not say. It’s natural that these tragedies spark debate, but they should not define the borders of our public discourse.

    If the shooter were a scholar of race volunteering for Black Lives Matter and his victims were entirely powerful white men, we would still have a racism problem in this country, and it would still largely be run by powerful white men.

    If the investigation finds that the shooter was sober and never diagnosed with a mental illness, our emergency and public health infrastructure will still force thousands of severely mentally ill people to battle illnesses alone, without insurance coverage.

    And our permissive, profit-centric gun culture will make it far too easy for guns to fall into the hands of the next mass shooter. Whoever he is.

    We already know who’s guilty, no matter hat the facts might be.

    • kinnath

      The boogie man will always be there. I don’t care how many times you open the closet door and show me he’s not there (at this moment).

    • Lackadaisical

      Just a bunch of gobbledygook.

      Fuck racists and fuck yahoo for publishing one.

    • Warty

      If the shooter were a scholar of race volunteering for Black Lives Matter and his victims were entirely powerful white men, we would still have a racism problem in this country, and it would still largely be run by powerful white men.

      “…a good start!”

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Are you sure it’s not Zelenskieieio?

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Don’t care, not clicking.

    My default setting.

    • PieInTheSky

      But then would the vice audience figure it out?

    • R C Dean

      I actually doubt it’s fake. Somebody stuck an AK bullet through a bullet hole.

      • Sean

        That looks like a straight walled cartridge…

    • Atanarjuat

      These Neolithic house cats were similar in size to the European wildcat. Zooarchaeological evidence, from Poland and elsewhere in Europe, indicates these cats decreased in size to the Medieval period.

      Not surprising that the Neolithic farmers brought cats with them, but I didn’t know they were originally larger.

    • Lackadaisical

      Better watch out for the next great Mexican pitcher in the MLB, his arm is deadly.

    • juris imprudent

      Hahaha, that’s awesomely stupid.

    • R C Dean

      I think it’s real. Maybe staged by the photographer, maybe not. I can easily imagine some soldado, or even a cop, doing that.

      • R.J.

        A tiny penis eraser would have been funnier.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Some people just aren’t smart enough to comprehend its beauty

    Despite sharing in the frustration about Democrats’ IRS funding, some Republican strategists are worried that the Fair Tax proposal is sending a message that runs counter to traditional conservative stances on taxation.

    Specifically, they’re worried that the change resembles a European-style value-added tax and that the bill’s prebate cash transfer program could lay the groundwork for a universal basic income.

    “This creates a universal basic income, and luckily the left has not figured this out yet,” low-tax advocate Grover Norquist said in an interview. “Everybody gets a check, and so you’ve got the basis for the modern definition of European socialism, which is that everybody gets a basic income and work is an option.”

    They also worry that the sticker shock of a 30 percent sales tax encountered by voters on a daily basis will overshadow the discussion of canceling an annually levied income tax.

    “The ads you can run are that so-and-so wants to add a 30 percent sales tax on top of [prices], which will be devastating to middle-income people. That’s a pretty rough ad,” Norquist said.

    Maybe a few carve-outs will help.

    • R.J.

      “Everybody gets a check”
      Not possible. TANSTAAFL.

    • Urthona

      I mean it would be so much better than what we have now… who gives a shit?

      • R.J.

        Within months inflation would make it less valuable than monopoly money, but hey! That’s pretty much the case already.

    • Rat on a train

      They also worry that the sticker shock of a 30 percent sales tax encountered by voters on a daily basis will overshadow the discussion of canceling an annually levied income tax.
      Hiding taxes works better.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We should have a one-month all tax free moment so people can really see how much the government takes.

  41. juris imprudent

    OK, this is pretty cool. Guy infiltrates ransomware gang.

    The LockBit ransomware gang is one of the most notorious organized cybercrime syndicates that exists today. The gang is behind attacks targeting private-sector corporations and other high-profile industries worldwide. News and media outlets have documented many LockBit attacks, while security vendors offer technical assessments explaining how each occurred. Although these provide insight into the attacks, I wanted to know more about the human side of the operation to learn about the insights, motivations, and behaviors of the individuals on the other side of the keyboard. To prepare for this project, I spent months developing several online personas and established their credibility over time to gain access to the gang’s operation.

    • slumbrew

      Will have to read that later – fascinating, I bet.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Thank you. I will read that.

    • juris imprudent

      Eh, the chickens suddenly felt like the GOAT?

      • Mojeaux

        Sure.

        The point is that whoever’s making the chicken feed might be using something that ceases egg production.

      • juris imprudent

        She wants to confirm that, she should switch back and see what happens.

  42. DEG

    Around 100 Houstonians and elected officials held a rally in front of City Hall on Monday to express their opposition to Texas’ Senate Bill 147—a measure that, if passed, would ban citizens and foreign entities from China, Iran, North Korea, and Russia from buying land in the state.

    That prohibition smacks of bullshit.

    It is allowed in Canada. PEI used to, and I think still does, restrict foreign ownership of property in the province.

    • Urthona

      Shit like that is usually a waste of time.

      Let China pay us for our shitty land. The suckers.

      • slumbrew

        Much like the Japanese scare of the 80’s – what are they going to do, take it back home?

    • R.J.

      I absolutely understand the sentiment. But this would take all of 10 minutes to get around. And I don’t think it would really stop any malicious actors from purchasing up farmland office, space, etc. I really don’t know what a solution is. I don’t think it would be this ban though.

  43. Fatty Bolger

    I thought there was already Supreme Court precedent for states not being allowed to levy taxes that would interfere with their ability to enter or leave a state. Is that not true?

    • Lackadaisical

      Warm weather, increased rain and fertilizer (CO2) all hurt plant growth, it is known

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Doesn’t Mexico prohibit foreign ownership of land. I used to know some people with places down (Baja California, I think) there. They said you could lease, but not own.

    • slumbrew

      That rings a bell.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    A national sales tax would absolutely require (and guarantee) federal monitoring of every transaction in the economy.

    What a fabulous idea.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The states should fund the federal government directly and the federal taxation scheme ended everywhere except at the borders.

      If the states decide to cut funding, then the feds can suck it.

  46. Atanarjuat

    An economy the size of Spain is going to deplete less than the combined EU and US?

    There are factors other than the size of the economy, such as size of existing supply, given that not all components can be manufactured on demand. Russia has evidently been stockpiling artillery rounds for years and can (again according to Macgregor – I just listened to a 90 minute interview with him) apparently sustain 60,000 rounds fired per day. I’m not sure about artillery, but I’ve seen several articles about how US Javelin supply is down by 30%, and other materiel (can’t remember specifics) is dangerously low as well.

    • Atanarjuat

      (“Dangerously” was how the articles characterized it. Personally I am not losing sleep for fear of tanks rolling across the US border any time soon.)