Tuesday Morning Links

by | Jan 31, 2023 | Daily Links | 387 comments

The weeks between the CCGs and the Super Bowl always suck for sports.  There’s nothing really to talk about. So I’ll just move on.

Robert Kelly

This is gonna lead to some pissed off people. Or were they pissed on? I can’t remember.

Nothing says “emergency” like a planned end date more than three months from now. One would almost be led to believe its all performative bullshit for political purposes.

And speaking of performative bullshit for political purposes… I’m sorry, but these kinds of NDAs aren’t all that uncommon and they aren’t anybody’s business aside from the participants. Is the act distasteful? Sure, I guess it is. But it’s nobody’s business.

Idiot

They aren’t gonna stop until they’ve stolen everything. And no, I don’t mean black people. I mean California politicians.

Oh look…a hypocrite. Why am I not surprised the most vocal advocates for “change” are nothing but NIMBYs after all?

I wish this had been in Buffalo. That would have made it perfect.

Strange that his party affiliation is never mentioned. I guess well never know.  Also, why is this guy getting seven years instead of being chucked into a woodchipper?

Monkey business

These thieves aren’t monkeying around. No wait, they are. Jesus, Dallas Zoo. Get your shit together.

What an amazing song. An absolute masterpiece. And here’s another one. What a genius.  Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this bitter cold Tuesday, dear friends.

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387 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    I’ve never been that thirsty.

    • AlexinCT

      Yeah, agree….

    • Michael Malaise

      You’re talking about the alcohol-free Heineken ad featuring Ant Man before the Hendrix video, correct?

      • Count Potato

        “alcohol-free Heineken”

        Is that for black mormons?

  2. Count Potato

    ” wish this had been in Buffalo.”

    That’s what, a few dozen wings now?

  3. Rat on a train

    The walls are still closing in.

    • Lackadaisical

      It must have been a big room, maybe a convention center.

      • UnCivilServant

        They’re border walls.

      • Not Adahn

        Those don’t work!

  4. SDF-7

    Their suggestions were all based on the notion that current United States tax code favors the wealthy — who they say are more likely to be white.

    I’m sure all the Asians in California, especially in Silly Valley are going to be just thrilled with this premise.

    One would think a specifically racially targeted confiscation by the government to redistribute to another group on racial lines would be illegal discrimination… but forget it, Jake… its Chinatown. Or South Africa… because that’s going so well with a similar premise…

    • AlexinCT

      The US tax code does not favor the wealthy: it favors the politically connected willing to pay for favors while grandstanding that they are fine with higher taxes.

      There is a difference.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        It does favor the wealthy though. Someone earning $300k a year via a W-2 pays more income tax (and payroll taxes) than someone who earns $300k a year passively through dividends.

      • sloopyinca

        But the income used to purchase the stock that draws dividends was already taxed.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Wages are just a return on investment in skills and education.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Yes, it is still taxed favorably.

        *Income and wealth should not be taxed.

      • sloopyinca

        It’s being taxed a second time though. So if you compound it, it’s being taxed at a higher rate because of its diminished value when the stock was purchased.
        They earned $500k, of which they got to keep $300k, which was then invested. The dividends on that are taxed again, which means it’s effectively taxed at a higher rate than the other guy who earned $300k working and pays income tax on it.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Fine. Set the corporate tax rate at zero and tax dividends as regular income.

    • WTF

      I’m pretty sure “reparations” would run afoul of the equal protection clause, but I guess that’s superseded by the FYTW clause.

  5. AlexinCT

    Nothing says “emergency” like a planned end date more than three months from now. One would almost be led to believe its all performative bullshit for political purposes.

    If it was just performative, you might get away with being pissed at the bullshit, but this goes beyond performance to actually being nefarious in nature and part of an agenda to harm the US middle class in particular.

  6. Count Potato

    “Media reports say that the victim — a minor who was younger than 15 years old at the time — testified in court that he met the 45-year-old Jacob through Grindr, a dating app.”

    How much younger? Anyway, parents should be paying more attention.

    • AlexinCT

      When you want “The cock”, parents are not gonna be able to block?

    • sloopyinca

      Didn’t somebody get a bunch of shit recently for suggesting Grindr was maybe being used to lure minors into sex?

      • Count Potato

        Wouldn’t they have to sign up on their own?

      • sloopyinca

        Yes. And their parents need to do a better job monitoring what they do.

        I was just remarking that someone recently caught shit for saying this could happen. And I’m irritated with myself because I can’t remember who it was and in what context.

      • Count Potato

        For all we know some woke teacher showed him how.

  7. AlexinCT

    They aren’t gonna stop until they’ve stolen everything. And no, I don’t mean black people. I mean California politicians.

    Their ineptitude is sinking the ship, so in typical fashion of marxists and profiteers, the crooks are making sure they take all the valuables for themselves.

    • waffles

      The two cited Federal Reserve data from 2019 that showed the average white household had $812,000 more than the average black household.

      That’s some real fuckery using averages instead of medians.

      • waffles

        The whole thing is kind of breathtaking. The looting is so brazen now, it’s applauded.

      • The Other Kevin

        I can think of 4 or 5 white billionaires who would completely skew that average.

      • Nephilium

        I’m doing my part to bring the average back down!

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        If the left would stop fucking around with the means of acquiring wealth, such as environmental laws that destroy industry, education reforms to help people out, etc., then they wouldn’t have to keep enacting laws to subvert the means of retaining and building that wealth for the AA community. Each time they lower lending standards, more and more black people are going to get screwed when the economy changes. There is a reason that Indian (red dot) and Asian people have done better even after discrimination and more recent immigration. They work to build wealth, as opposed to waiting for it to be handed to them.

      • juris imprudent

        Acquiring wealth is bad, mkay. Weren’t you all taught that your reward in heaven is where to put your riches? It still amazes me that no one understands how religious leftism really is.

      • juris imprudent

        dammit – no one ON THE LEFT

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        Dude, my mothers whole side of the family if from Berkeley. I know from religion.

        Seriously, her aunt and uncle found it to conservative back in the fifties, and emigrated to East Germany.

  8. Count Potato

    “District funds were used to pay for the food, according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.”

    I guess we’ll never know.

    • R.J.

      Eating them is a clear violation of the WEF guidelines on eating decent food. No doubt they just buried them with full honors.

  9. AlexinCT

    Oh look…a hypocrite. Why am I not surprised the most vocal advocates for “change” are nothing but NIMBYs after all?

    Activists, in my experience, practically always are people doing what they do to make sure the impact of whatever idiocy they are peddling/demanding is felt by other people, and not them.

    • sloopyinca

      I suppose it never dawned on them that they could have spent some of their fortune acquiring the land themselves. Better to use the heavy hand of government to force the owners into using it in a way that doesn’t hurt their lifestyle.

      • Rat on a train

        Everyone who has property next to undeveloped land. “I’ve always loved the view from my house of wild flowers growing in the fields.”

      • AlexinCT

        Some liberal asshat in my town was all about how the town needed minority housing because the town was not diverse enough. So a bunch of people went to town and told the government they loved the idea but to build the facility right in that ultra-rich neighborhood where the cheapest houses started at over $750K that lib lady lived in. She dropped her crusade in the blink of an eye.

      • WTF

        It’s like that woman years ago who supported Obamacare and then was “I didn’t think I would have to pay for it!”

      • robc

        I may be the only person who has actually attempted to buy an empty lot next to them to prevent development.

        The guy wanted too much.

        This was about 2008. I moved in 2014. Lat time I went by there, it was still an empty lot.

      • Fourscore

        I bought an adjacent 40 acres that had a mobile home on it. Squatters had to move but stole the aluminum sidings off the mobile.

        I’m glad I own it now as prices have shot up. I cleaned up the mess left from previous tenants.

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        Shit, it might have been better if they stole the whole mobile home.

        How you doing these days 4×20?

      • Fourscore

        Taking some time to figure things out but life goes on.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    The impact of the public health emergency ending will come into clearer focus over the next three months, as different agencies in the federal government determine which related programs can be continued without the order in place — and how to unwind programs that can’t.

    Huh. It’s all about the money.

  11. AlexinCT

    Shit, these liars are just fucking shameless. Starting to freak out? I have been hearing people freak out for close to 18 months now about how bad things are and keep getting.

    • sloopyinca

      They freaked out so bad the page disappeared.

      • AlexinCT

        WATCHA TALKING ABOUT, WILLIS?

      • R.J.

        Willis can confirm. The page has vanished.

      • WTF

        Works fine for me.

      • Rat on a train

        You are on the naughty list.

      • AlexinCT

        Like Blowfly says: Some of us are fuckers, and the rest are just fuckees….

    • Rat on a train

      It’s a stark turnaround from the second half of 2020, when Americans lifted the economy out of a pandemic government imposed downturn

      And they kept spending, helped by government stimulus, flush savings accounts and cheap credit, even as fueling inflation picked up.

      • DrOtto

        Inflation happens in a vacuum. We don’t know what causes it or how to stop it./s

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘whats wrong with them’

      lol. I would have to assume they’re trying to truck-jack me, he had no choice but to drive away.

    • Rat on a train

      That’s how you get more of them.

      • hayeksplosives

        LOL

      • EvilSheldon

        Then the stupid people just fuck each other.

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        Nope. At that point, they are fucking us.

  12. Lackadaisical

    ‘Nothing says “emergency” like a planned end date more than three months from now. One would almost be led to believe its all performative bullshit for political purposes.’

    I saw the headline before your link, gotta agree. If you can tell when it is gonna end, it probably isn’t an emergency anymore.

    • Ted S.

      They’re not going to end it.

      • juris imprudent

        We still have mohair subsidies that date back to WWI – so who knows, maybe some day that emergency will be over too.

    • Fourscore

      Government run health programs?

  13. R C Dean

    “Why am I not surprised the most vocal advocates for “change” are nothing but NIMBYs after all?”

    “I didn’t become a multi-millionaire because I wanted to stay in the projects.”

    Delicious. You know most of the people objecting voted for the party that mandated low income housing in every neighborhood.

    • rhywun

      Meh, places like that have been zoned for millionaires for decades. They’re just substituting one form of “zoming” for another.

  14. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Oh look, another red line to break…

    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ukraine-says-expedited-talks-f-16-jets-underway-germany-says-not-option

    Speaking to reporters about a potential upcoming trip to Poland on the South Lawn of the White House Monday afternoon, President Biden said that the US will not be sending F-16 jets to Ukraine, at a moment pressure has been growing from some corners of Europe, and reportedly among a cadre of officials within the Pentagon itself.

    Biden says “no” to US sending F-16 fighter jets to Ukraine, AFP is reporting, after he was asked about the issue by reporters.

    • AlexinCT

      Biden figures the US government corruptocracy needs the f-16s for when the f-15 pilots stop flying out to bomb US citizens…

    • WTF

      Why don’t we just give them back their nukes and get it over with?

      • Lackadaisical

        Only seems fair since that’s the treaty Russia is breaking.

      • Drake

        Poland is playing some crazy games. Possible outcomes:

        1. They keep all the tanks for themselves, cut a deal with the Russians to occupy and annex part of western Ukraine. A piece of Bismarck-like realpolitik that might turn out well for them.

      • Drake

        2. They get themselves into a fight with the Russians without the rest of NATO. They become the next proxy war with Russia after the Ukraine runs out of men. Nothing good comes of it.

        3. They start WWIII.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Based on the lunacy of their spokespeople like Applebaum, I’m going with 2 or 3.

      • Lackadaisical

        I don’t think that’s likely at all.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Here’s an easy solution: if they want F-16s, or anything else, sell it to them. Key word: sell.

      • Rat on a train

        WarPigs: Fine. Ukraine, here is US taxpayer money for you to use to buy F-16s from the US.

      • slumbrew

        ^^^ this guy gets it ^^^

        1. Give Keeeeev eleventy-billion dollars
        2. Sell Keeeeeeev F-16s for 5 billion dollars
        3. Profit

        There is no step 4.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        You forgot a step.

        2(a): Keeeeeeev funnels umpteen billion dollars through offshore crypto exchanges back to DC pols and bureaucrats.

      • juris imprudent

        The pols I can buy, and maybe some think-tanks (holding the next round of admin appointees), but the bureaucrats aren’t in it for the lucre. You need to bring back the spoils system and cancel the civil service act for that.

      • Drake

        4. F-16 are immediately shot down.

        5. Give Keeeeev $300 billion to buy F-35s.

      • hayeksplosives

        As long as The Big Guy gets his 10%, I’m sure it will be fine.

      • juris imprudent

        You only do that to an ally you don’t really like, you know, how FDR treated the Brits.

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        Oh, look who comes from the top rope with the morning humor.

        Sell. Getta load a this guy!

    • Not Adahn

      Remember the question I had about training tank crews? That X [a very large number].

      What good are fighters against missiles and drones?

      • WTF

        F-16s are good at destroying missile batteries and enemy bases.

      • The Other Kevin

        I spent so many hours of my childhood on that game. I regret nothing.

      • Not Adahn

        I thought France said these weren’t allowed to strike targets outside of Ukraine?

      • The Last American Hero

        Good against remotes is one thing kid, against the living?

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        They can roll them down the Carpathians, pointed at mother Russia.

    • The Other Kevin

      This is Joe Biden, so 100% sure they are getting F-16s.

  15. R C Dean

    “The Press Democrat reported that the victim said Jacob knew he was a minor, yet “touched him sexually” multiple times, sent him nude photos and invited “unknown men” to have sex with him.“

    So, sex trafficking, then.

    “Reports say the abuse took place in Jacob’s home in Sebastopol between December 2019 and March 2021.”

    “I don’t think you’re coming out here for the hunting.”

    Oddly, the sex of the victim is not mentioned. Grindr, so my working assumption is the ex-mayor is a gay pedophile.

    • sloopyinca

      They do. They say “he met Jacob” and refer to him as a male in the next sentence as well.

      • R C Dean

        Read too fast. Needz moar covfefe.

      • Ted S.

        Why are you assuming his gender?

      • juris imprudent

        Particularly for a minor, it is known how fluid gender is at that age.

    • Not Adahn

      *remembers what my sex drive was like when I was twelve*

      *decides that restarting the age of consent debate is a bad idea*

  16. Lackadaisical

    ‘And enjoy this bitter cold Tuesday, dear friends.’

    Looks sunny and warm to me.

    • juris imprudent

      Houston must be in the 40s today.

      • Unreconstructed

        Yup. 43 ° here on the southern edge of the Houston metro area. Probably even high 30s on the northern edge – sloopy & banjos would have to confirm.

      • sloopyinca

        It was 38° when I typed that. It’s a balmy 40 now.

      • Not Adahn

        There’s a fairly consistent 30 degree offset between Houston and Saratoga Springs.

  17. AlexinCT

    If you still trust, or even give, the “experts” and our government corruptocracy the benefit of the doubt when they tell you things you feel sound fishy from the get go, then revelations like this will surprise you. The rest of us will just nod our heads and say we knew they were fucking lying to us.

    • Lackadaisical

      You mean, that the stats they used to say there was no recession when GDP went down was a lie?

      Not surprising.

      • AlexinCT

        Funny how the lie was told right before an election they were desperate to fortify, then the revisions showing they lied came out after said election was long done with, huh?

        These people are evil.

  18. Count Potato

    “Woman, 26, who worked at top California country club files $15m lawsuit over ‘years of sexual harassment by wealthy members who groped her, urged her to set up sex toy business, bent her over golf cart and begged her to bare her breasts’

    A woman who worked as a beverage attendant at a ritzy golf club in Southern California is suing the establishment over claims she was subjected to years of sexual harassment and assault both by wealthy members and some male staff.

    Peyton Stover, 26, from Long Beach worked at the Old Ranch Country Club in Seal Beach in Orange County for two years, where she would provide drinks to golfers while out on the links…

    The harassment endured, she claims, ultimately forced her to turn to drink.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11695153/Ex-country-club-staffer-files-15m-lawsuit-years-sexual-harassment-wealthy-members.html

    Wouldn’t surprise me she was pounding Gay & ginger the whole time.

    • AlexinCT

      Another club member is accused of sending explicit text messages to Stover, kissing her, throwing money at her, and asking to move into a spare room above his garage

      Now that fella with the garage offer was being serious….

    • hayeksplosives

      A young attractive woman who becomes a “beverage attendant” at a ritzy golf club has a reasonable expectation of getting male attention that is sexual in nature.

      I would reckon she was fine with it, even angling for her Mrs. degree, until she wasn’t fine with it.

      Article says she endured it for years.

      • R.J.

        …From poor guys. She needed a filter to keep the riff raff out.

      • Michael Malaise

        Endured it for years makes it sound like she’s 35 and worked there for 12 years.

        She’s 26. Two years.

  19. Rebel Scum

    One would almost be led to believe its all performative bullshit for political purposes.

    It is. But it will be extended when they feel the need to continue to control you.

  20. SDF-7

    Thought this might be interesting reading given some of the sentiments around here in the past (small l libertarianism driving to take over the world and leave you the hell alone and all…).

    Maybe I’m just too stupid this morning, but what bugs me about it is how unclear it is on how the author expects people to “fight”. Okay, working local and state levels is not enough – but how exactly is the “combat the armies of leftist bureaucrats just waiting to step in whenever they can” supposed to happen? Seems to imply firing them all isn’t an answer (I’ll admit it isn’t likely, but definitely firing as many as possible is a good start and needed given the bloat). It isn’t like there’s a waiting army of non-leftists just itching to get into the State Department or even Commerce these days.

    Almost seems to me to be a hidden weak pitch for “keep all your faith in the Chamber of Commerce class, for surely they’ll come through for us this time if we just support them enough!”… which seems patently stupid at this point. They’re weak sauce globalists at best, leftist sycophants at worst, simply mouthing the platitudes of being the opposition party because they suck at competing for the AOC crowd and it plays better back in their power bases.

    I know this is more than a little black pilled… but it would be nice if any of these folks who keep trotting out how we have to “fight” had concrete suggestions on just how exactly that would work out. Anyway… putting it out there for comment.

    • R.J.

      All the various cabinets, chambers, chamberpots, etc… should be eliminated as possible. Don’t try to fire individual people. Collectivism works as a group, fire them in groups by removing the entire institutions they support. Would those people turn around and try to get hired in other places? Sure they would. So institute a hiring freeze first.

      • Fourscore

        Cut the various departments 10% a year. If a Secretary bitches fire him/her. Keep cutting 10% each year until only the janitor is left.

      • The Last American Hero

        I think I saw that episode of the Twilight Zone.

      • EvilSheldon

        What he said. Close the departments, change the locks, turn out the lights, delete the VMs. Do it all at once, and do it irreversibly.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      You want the honest answer?

      The system will collapse when the dollar (or rather the Bretton Woods agreement) does.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, I’ve come full circle on the dollar – it’s too important to the world for us to effectively fuck it up. The world just looks at us, sighs, and carries on. That must really frustrate the people that do want to destroy it.

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        Reserve currencies, like common languages, come and go. And they have gone from Pieces of Eight, to French Francs, to Pounds Sterling, to the Dollar. Just like the world has gone from Spanish (see all of South America, Goa, etc. [Portuguese is just a dialect], to Lingua Franca, and then to English.

        Nothing is forever. And the more and more the US looks like the Ottoman Empire, the more likely that something else will supplant it.

      • juris imprudent

        The Euro was probably the most credible threat and it’s more likely to fall apart than the dollar. I agree with you – eventually something will replace it. I’m not sure I’ll live to see it, but you never know for sure.

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        The Euro was never a credible threat for the same reason that Esperanto will never be the common language. This is mostly due to Europe not having the ruthlessness to inject itself into the world out of the zone.

    • juris imprudent

      It won’t be easy to be the totalitarians but it can be done. It MUST be done.

      Yep, a totalitarian right is what will be needed to defeat a totalitarian left.

      It is a game where only totalitarians win.

      • Tundra

        Sadly, that’s probably true.

    • rhywun

      Man, I’m glad I dropped that habit before they started lacing everything with fentanyl.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I’m going to have to delay my plans for a coke habit yet again.

    • Lackadaisical

      Stop taking drugs from randoms? /Solved it

      • Count Potato

        Nope. A dealer you know for years can still get bad shit without knowing it.

    • Rat on a train

      I haven’t had to worry about fentanyl in the drugs I acquire legally.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      A banker, a lawyer and a social worker? That sounds like a good start.

      • kinnath

        A banker, a lawyer and a social worker walked into a bar . . . . .

      • Animal

        …and the bartender said, “Get the fuck out of here!” /Walt Kowalski

    • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

      If it was sold in grocery/drug/7-11 stores, a lot of this would be irrelevant. When the whole supply chain is transparent, the room for bad actors is lessened. But, decimalization does not provide for this, only for the end user to not be put in jail. It has no effect on the supply chain.

  21. AlexinCT

    I guess these ladies better get used to living with cats…..

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      WTF is that Sam Smith shit?

      We really are in the Sodom and Gomorrah phase.

      • R.J.

        You ain’t kidding. That’s wretched. Over time this problem solves itself as these wretched pustules who call themselves men die off. They will not find a mate and reproduce.

      • Rat on a train

        That is why grooming is necessary.

    • Lackadaisical

      It’s almost like if you act without class people treat you accordingly.

    • rhywun

      1 in 5 Generation Z members identifies as LGBTQ+.

      Take comfort in knowing that 0.9 in 5 Generation Z members are lying. Don’t blame me if leftists of every persuasion have made it socially valuable to do so.

      • AlexinCT

        I honestly have come to believe that gay people, real gay people, have been turned into nothing but a political cudgel to use, abuse, and dispose off, by the usual scum that thrive of human misery.

      • juris imprudent

        Gay white men have slid a long way down the victim stack, lesbians following rapidly.

      • WTF

        At this point gay white men are basically part of the ‘oppressor’ stack.

      • The Last American Hero

        Commentariat excepted, they have embraced that role willingly and continue to do so.

      • WTF

        It is quite telling that the QUILTBAG cadre went from a fraction of a percent of the population to 20% within a generation.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Everyone is gay by 2050.

      • Count Potato

        I think B and Q are doing much of the lifting.

      • rhywun

        “I’m bi!”

        /every other college coed

        “Meet my husband Joe.”

        /10 years later

      • Count Potato

        Yep.

      • Not Adahn

        To be fair, college coeds can be extremely hot. It’s not surprising that otherwise straight women could succumb.

      • Michael Malaise

        Three of my daughters friends are ‘nonbinary’ and are teenage girls. It’s our stupid tulip craze.

        Check back in 5 years. I doubt any of them will be.

      • AlexinCT

        Two out of the three might be working the pole at the local joint?

    • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

      There is a real need on the left to be in a “transitive” space. They absolutely want to be seen as “cutting edge” “weird” and “special” and cannot stand to be seen as normal and suburban, let alone that some of their actions are bigoted. Suggest that one of the things they love, say Drag shows, is no different than a Minstrel Show, and they go insane.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        They cannot be satisfied. Once something is normalized, they have to move on to the next most outrageous thing. It will repeat until there is a violent reaction.

  22. Rebel Scum

    Chair of California reparations panel pushes for wealth, mansion, or property tax to pay billions to descendants of slaves

    We are all descendant from slaves and slave owners.

    • Rat on a train

      Some people are descended from a slave and the slave’s owner.

      • AlexinCT

        Is that sort of love also different from that of a square?

  23. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘Ordles – preliminary round sucked big time (1 over)… main event not as good as yesterday, but that would be an unreasonable expectation anyway. Good enough.

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    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 372
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    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 372
      7️⃣6️⃣
      5️⃣4️⃣

      upper left was the only tricky one.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Suburban school worker charged with stealing $1.5M worth of chicken wings from district

    Did she have a plan or did she just wing it?

    • AlexinCT

      Someone had a bone to pick with her, is my guess.

      • juris imprudent

        I’d say it got too hot to handle.

    • Gender Traitor

      Only $1.5 M? That’s a poultry sum.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah, but once they saw the bill they cried fowl and had to claw it back.

      • dbleagle

        Hopefully he quails before justice.

      • juris imprudent

        You need to take a gander at the article, it was a she and she isn’t ducking out of this.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      $13M while the company is burning cash like there’s no tomorrow.

      Good work if you can get it.

    • R.J.

      How was she forced? I call BS on that headline. She wasn’t threatened with job loss unless she apologized. She did so because she had mean tweets. Once again, leftists misunderstand the meaning of “forced.”

    • PieInTheSky

      don’t need to be a lefty to know CEO comp is sometimes weirdly fucked up

      • DrOtto

        I blame the board of directors, they need to reign that shit in.

    • The Gunslinger

      The CEO of “PagerDuty” made $13M in compensation? In one year?

      WTF?

    • Michael Malaise

      is Tejada one of those white hispanics?

      • Michael Malaise

        Or she’s married to a white hispanic.

  25. Rebel Scum

    Strange that his party affiliation is never mentioned.

    It’s inconvenient when Democrats commit crimes.

    • Drake

      “Bay Area mayor” tells me the party affiliation. Unless we’re talking about Green Bay.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Most mayoral elections in CA are non-partisan. but Sebastopol is a nuclear free zone, so you can guess they political orientation of the whole town.

      • whiz

        ^^ This, no party affiliation for city offices.

        Sebastopol was the second town in CA to have a majority on their city council that were members of the Green Party, back in 2000. Apparently they’ve gone more conservative (relatively speaking) since then.

  26. Rebel Scum

    Who wants to tell him?

    Sen. Bernie Sanders is holding an event at The Anthem in Washington, D.C. on March 1, promoting his new book “It’s Okay to Be Angry About Capitalism.”

    Tickets are between $35-$95, and will be available later this week on… Ticketmaster

    • UnCivilServant

      That fourth house won’t pay for itself.

      • Rat on a train

        He’s holding the property for the people.

    • PieInTheSky

      insert that stupid peasant and well meme

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I hate that meme.

      • PieInTheSky

        ah but you are on the internet. interesting.

    • The Last American Hero

      Is RATM opening for him?

    • cyto

      OMG, that is special

    • Michael Malaise

      I have a new book “It’s Okay to Be Angry About Ticketmaster.”

  27. The Late P Brooks

    President Jes’ Plain Folks

    Greeted by the cheerful blare of a train horn, President Joe Biden stood Monday before a decrepit rail tunnel that he estimated he’s been through 1,000 times — fearing for decades it might collapse.

    “For years, people talked about fixing this tunnel,” Biden told a crowd in Baltimore. “Back in the early ’80′s, I actually walked into the tunnel with some of the construction workers. … This is a 150-year-old tunnel. You wonder how in the hell it’s still standing.”

    “With the bipartisan infrastructure law, though, we’re finally getting it done.”

    The president came to familiar terrain to promote his 2021 infrastructure law, a bipartisan win that is just now ramping up the spending on major projects.

    Biden said replacing the Baltimore and Potomac Tunnel could slash what’s now a 60-minute Baltimore-to-Washington commute in half, giving daily riders extra time with family and friends.

    As a senator, the president regularly journeyed home to Delaware on Amtrak through the tunnel. He rode “15% of the time with engineers,” he said, and had a key to get into the back of the trains.

    The new tunnel will lead to 20,000 construction jobs and cut down on auto traffic and pollution, he said, “jobs for folks I used to think about as I took the train home at night.”

    Maybe Hunter can get on as a consultant.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Over/under on the number of lies in that bullshit?

      • Lackadaisical

        I mean, you can’t doubt the veracity of this:

        “As a senator, the president regularly journeyed home to Delaware on Amtrak through the tunnel. He rode “15% of the time with engineers,” he said, and had a key to get into the back of the trains.”

      • Rat on a train

        They even let him drive the trains when he wanted.

      • DrOtto

        In exchange, he ley them touch his leg hairs.

      • DrOtto

        let, not ley

    • WTF

      Oh yeah, that’s exactly the best use of $6 billion for Baltimore, because they have no other problems that are more pressing.

      • sloopyinca

        For less than half that $6B they could bomb the city and start from scratch.

    • Gustave Lytton

      He rode “15% of the time with engineers,” he said, and had a key to get into the back of the trains.

      I’d like to see names of the Amtrak officials that signed off on those.

      • The Last American Hero

        Why wouldn’t they? Biden is the most high profile political supporter they have. They’d let him wear the uniform if he asked.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Because 15% isn’t a one off, special PR event. It’s not the class of service for the ticket he purchased and I’d bet Amtrak has policy if not FRA regulations that prohibit non employees from riding in cabs.

    • DrOtto

      Unlike Ukrainian gas, why do I get the feeling Hunter knows a thing or two about running trains?

      • Lackadaisical

        Probably learned it from his dad.

    • Michael Malaise

      “The new tunnel will lead to 20,000 construction jobs”

      This is George Santos level shit.

      • Michael Malaise

        Also, if it takes 20k people to build this tunnel, it’s graft.

      • dbleagle

        Tunnels constructed for the transcontinental railroad are still in use. Hell, tunnels constructed during the Roman Republic are still in use. But you can’t get a good government grift over them.

      • Lackadaisical

        Realistically about 100 for the actual construction, maybe a few hundred to apply the required materials. Multiply that by the 50 years it will take and that’s 20,000 job years right there.

      • Lackadaisical

        Supply materials, not apply…

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Don’t forget the DEI consultants and people required to write environmental impact reports.

  28. AlexinCT

    Would Tres have a case here if he told them lawyers he needed to use that stuff to roll his ladies in to find the wet spot?

    • PieInTheSky

      I have no idea on how many levels this is hate speech but it clearly is

    • Rat on a train

      We needed something else. The asbestos injury lobby is winding down.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Camp Lejeune is fitting the bill.

        I’m quite serious about that. Our local asbestos lawyer who has collected god knows how much money from the fund is discontinuing the asbestos services, splitting his firm, and joining the Lejeune class actions.

  29. Rebel Scum

    This is how you show everyone that you legitimately won an election…

    The newly selected regime heading up Arizona’s top statewide offices is now targeting Kari Lake with potential felony charges for speaking out against the rigged election in Arizona. …

    This comes just TWO DAYS before the Arizona Court of Appeals is set to hold a February 1 conference in Kari Lake’s lawsuit contesting the stolen Midterm Election. They are terrified and will stop at nothing to cover up the truth.

    • The Other Kevin

      This is how you inspire confidence in our election system.

    • Fourscore

      See, now I can’t feel sorry for myself. Jimbo, why do you do this everyday?

    • The Other Kevin

      Can’t wait to see when they get her on the ice for the first time for sports therapy. This is a future Paralympian.

    • Tundra

      Adorable.

  30. PieInTheSky

    White residents are twice as likely as Black residents to say police make them feel unsafe

    College graduates are twice as likely as non-college graduates to say police make them feel unsafe

    https://twitter.com/robkhenderson/status/1441213043556319232

    do they feel unsafe or is it fashionable to say so?

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I recently received a mass email from the CEO of my company about the death of Tyre Nicols. He describes never knowing the fear of police because he’s a “privileged white male” and encouraged black (uppercase of course) employees to take time off on the company dollar because he can’t understand what they are going through right now.

      I’m several layers removed from the brass and have an incredible boss, but this shit is still incredibly demoralizing.

      • WTF

        You should send him the Kelly Thomas beating and say as a white man you are devastated that this has never been addressed and you need time off.

      • Sean

        paid time off

      • PieInTheSky

        Can you identify as black for a couple of days?

      • rhywun

        *updates resume*

    • Not Adahn

      Meh, self-hypnosis is quite a thing. My brother’s family were all genuinely terrified of the coof.

      • Count Potato

        Tbh, I was scared for my mom.

    • rhywun

      Black residents tend to demand more cops, not fewer.

      Another statistic the MSM tries to hide.

    • DrOtto

      As a yute (17 or 18) I got a beating for calling a cop an asshole. My mom asked what was wrong the next day as I couldn’t breathe due to bruised/possibly fractured ribs and I told her. Her response “You probably deserved it.” My dad never even looked up from his paper. That, boys and girls, is white privilege in the 80’s. To this day, I don’t fear cops, but I don’t have a lot of respect for them either.

    • The Last American Hero

      I feel unsafe around them. Any one of them could shoot me or beat me for no reason other than they felt like it and they would receive nothing more than a 2 week vacation as punishment.

      • Lackadaisical

        ^this

        It’s honestly only logical. Now, chances might be low, but that doesn’t mean I want to hang out around cops all the time. No thanks, hard pass.

        Once got hassled just for not wearing shoes, got threatened with involuntary commitment if I didn’t comply. Who knows how that would have went down of I ‘resisted’.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Bankrupt

    It’s also a window into the fraught choices awaiting the Biden administration if lawmakers are unable to resolve the impasse. Paying bondholders instead of everyone else — individuals and businesses depending on checks from the government — would likely trigger a political backlash and potentially slow the U.S. economy as a possible recession already looms, depending on how long it lasted.

    “The notion is intellectually bankrupt,” former Treasury Secretary Jack Lew, who led the department under President Barack Obama, said in an interview.

    ——-

    Lew confirmed in the interview that officials ran an exercise to see whether the government could physically pay bond payments and nothing else. He still thinks it’s a bad idea.

    “As a tabletop exercise, we reached the conclusion you might be able to,” he said. “It’s never been tested in the real world. We don’t know what the cash flows required are. We don’t know how that would interact with other systems being on or off.”

    Lew, who argues that prioritization is “accepting default,” said the two presidents he worked for — Bill Clinton and Obama — never made the decision to pay bonds over other obligations.

    “Only the president can make that decision,” he said. “It’s not a decision the Treasury secretary alone can make. No president should be forced to make that decision.”

    Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has also come out forcefully against the concept.

    “A failure on the part of the United States to meet any obligation, whether it’s to debt holders, to members of our military, or to Social Security recipients, is effectively a default,” she told reporters earlier this month.

    She added that Treasury’s systems were built to “pay all of our bills when they are due and on time, and not to prioritize one form of spending over another.”

    Maybe we should find a new treasury secretary.

    • WTF

      Fuck you, cut spending.

      • PieInTheSky

        Kinda old for my tastes

  32. Count Potato

    “GRAPHIC: A middle school in @HillsboroughSch
    offers the pornographic book “This Book Is Gay” to students. The book teaches about gay sex and encourages the use of sex apps.

    This is being offered to 12-year-olds to read in school.”

    https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1620172502298230784

    Maybe that’s how that kid got on Grindr.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      That little tidbit on “How sex apps work.” is straight up pedophile grooming.

      The authors and anybody who distributes that shit ought to be strung up.

      It should also surprise nobody that the author is MTF trans.

      • Count Potato

        More likely claiming they are.

      • Lackadaisical

        They’re straight up breaking state law of they have that book available to their students.

    • WTF

      Seems a little harsh.

      • SDF-7

        Well they didn’t have Grindr back then…

      • Shirley Knott

        It’s Bible approved. God sent 2 she-bears to mail a group of children who mocked one of His prophets for being bald.
        /as above, so below

    • The Other Kevin

      You can’t tell me those people didn’t have access to some sort of psychedelics.

  33. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    It’s probably bullshit, but I read once that Jimi’s guitar techs had a helluva time with his setup. He was one of a kind. SRV did a nice cover of Voodoo Child.

    “She discovered individual invoices signed by Liddell for massive quantities of chicken wings, an item that was never served to students because they contain bones,” prosecutors said.

    Court records say employees of the district’s food provider, Gordon Food Service, were all familiar with the defendant “due to the massive amount of chicken wings she would purchase.”

    So no one at the distributor thought it odd that she was buying so much food that the school didn’t serve? I hope she made enough money to justify the jail time.

    • Count Potato

      Roger Mayer made custom pedals for him.

    • pistoffnick

      Jimi’s grave is near Renton, WA (suburb of Seattle).
      Lots of “offerings” were left on his gravestone when I visited more than 20 years ago.

  34. PieInTheSky

    제2회 맥심 플러스 사이즈 모델 콘테스트 실황중계_MAXIM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS5l8x-vwaA

    No idea what the weird squiggly lines mean but starting at minute 16 it is about thicc korean ladies

    • AlexinCT

      Lighting the Tres signal?

      • PieInTheSky

        Not quite *that* thicc

  35. Shpip

    Interesting perspective: a college professor and a journalist have collaborated on a takedown of western governments’ COVID response from a leftist perspective. To wit:

    On the other hand, we both wanted also to show how in our view the root cause of the catastrophes connected to Covid-19 lies in the transformation of the political economy in the last 4 decades. The erosion of the boundaries between public and private in business/government, and in our personal lives, shaped the Covid response. Neoliberal economic policies created the framework for the enormity of the corruption and vested interests which we discuss in the book. So although many critics of the Covid policies have come from a right-wing perspective, we wanted also to develop a critique from a left-wing, internationalist and anti-neoliberal perspective. In a sense what this shows is that, while the question of Covid-19 has been politicised like almost nothing in history, the questions it raises go far beyond traditional party political frameworks.

    They have the intellectual honesty to take their fellow lefties to task:

    …lockdownists were very good at framing all the pandemic measures – lockdowns, closures, vaccine passes, etc. – in “left-wing” terms (a standard practice of late neoliberal capitalism, rightly defined by some as “progressive neoliberalism”): i.e., as measures that prioritised “public health” and “the collective good”. Meanwhile, any criticism of the lockdowns (and then any opposition to mass vaccination, discrimination of the unvaccinated, etc.) as a “right-wing”, “pro-economy” and “pro-individual” approach, accused of prioritising “profit”, “business as usual” and “personal freedom” over people’s lives and the collective good. This is the standard explanation most left-wing people will offer for supporting practically all Covid measures.

    While this position might have been justified, despite its embarrassing naïveté, at the very start of the pandemic, it is shocking that so many people still hold this position today, almost three years into the pandemic, when it has become blatantly obvious that not only have these measures not benefited the collective good (by any definition of the latter) — since the overwhelming majority of people saw their lives upturned despite being at a low or non-existent risk from Covid — but they haven’t even benefited the minority of old people actually at risk from Covid, as the countless studies into the failure of lockdown measures to reduce mortality show.

    Longish read, but worth it. I disagree with their assumptions, but their observations are spot-on.

    • juris imprudent

      Meh, they find it convenient to criticize… now.

      They’re really just embarrassed by the justifications, because those are THEIR justifications in general, and they turned out badly.

  36. The Other Kevin

    “Performative bullshit for political purposes”
    I really like this phrase. It pretty much sums ups everything that’s happening at a national level for at least a decade. That scientist guy that apologized for his behavior during COVID? This is what he and his fellow scientists were engaged in.

  37. Not Adahn

    For insufficiently paranoid Brits:

    In addition to MI5, you also have to worry about the MoD spying on you.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Who here doesn’t think the DoD does the same thing?

      • Tundra

        Don’t be ridiculous.

        That would violate the Constitution.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s all of them now. The one with most blackmail material wins.

    • PieInTheSky

      I have been telling you people for a while England is a shithole but you don’t want to believe me.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s widely rumored that Churchill was a pedophile and the British banks used that to control him.

        We’re normalizing pedophilia in order to free our rulers from the yoke of blackmail.

      • juris imprudent

        Really? Where is that widely rumored?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Sir John Rupert Colville’s diaries. He was assistant private secretary to Churchill, Chamberlaine, and Atlee.

        The accusations have been floating around for a while, but I haven’t seen the direct excerpts and the diaries are paywalled.

        https://archivesearch.lib.cam.ac.uk/repositories/9/resources/1494

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Calling bullshit here, he was no pedo,
        I have never heard of any floating accusations.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Could be bullshit. Don’t know. It’s a rumor after all.

      • juris imprudent

        And the link doesn’t exactly provide anything supporting it.

      • juris imprudent

        The epitome of a deep stater. Now that’s ironic.

      • Tundra

        I don’t recall hearing it about Churchill, but Martyr Made’s Epstein series discussed a boy’s school in Ireland (?) that was pedo-central. MI-5 used it as a honeypot and caught a ton of British elites.

  38. PieInTheSky

    Why do so many recipes call for oven temps of 350 °F (177°C)?

    1. Residential ovens aren’t very precise (±20°F)
    2. Maillard reactions (which cause browning) can only occur rapidly above 300°F

    = it’s the lowest temp that reliably induces Maillard reactions in residential ovens.

    https://twitter.com/c0nc0rdance/status/1619764237638975488

    sounds dubious. Also I rarely see recipes for 177 C, maybe 180 or 185 or even 200

    • Gustave Lytton

      What’s the default temperature for an oven there? Modern digital ones mostly seem to start at 350F here.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Seems like recipes had more 375F in the past, but maybe im just imagining it.

      • PieInTheSky

        I don’t think there is one my oven has a knob which I turn when starting, no default setting. Same with the program I choose.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      350 is common, so is 425 or 325, or any arbitrary number you like, but 177? Whats that, a bb caliber?

  39. KSuellington

    | Their suggestions were all based on the notion that current United States tax code favors the wealthy — who they say are more likely to be white.

    Ackshually, the difference between average white and black incomes is as much as the difference between the highest earners by racial category, Asians, and whites. If broken down further by ethnicities, generic whites fall much further down the list of income earned to somewhere around 20. If they actually succeed in getting reparations based on ancestry it is game over. I can’t imagine it will pass constitutional muster, the 14th seems pretty clear on it.

    • The Last American Hero

      Let me introduce you to Mr. Roberts.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      “Our first priority is always the safety of the guests and the employees,” says Jim Seay, president of the ride manufacturer Premier Rides, which has built roller coasters for the Six Flags, SeaWorld and Universal Studios parks. “We balance that with a very focused effort to make the rides as accessible as possible.”

      Land whales might not actually be worried about their health and safety.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Also, Jesus: the average waist circumference measures 40.5 inches for men and 38.7 inches for women.

      • DrOtto

        Tundra tried, but this is my daily ray of sunshine. Apparently, I’m thin?

      • Tundra

        Pssst: that was Jimbo. I mean, all of us ‘sota boys look the same, but c’mon, man!

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Study shows…

    The new study did not evaluate the actual causes of the learning losses, but experts point to a number of factors — changes to the school environment, disruption in family life, limited face-to-face instruction, reduced extracurriculars, along with many other possibilities.

    “There’s been a lot of debate on how variation in academic decline plays out across states and policy choices about closing schools, but, at this point, it’s not clear that school closure policies were the main driver of the drops in performance,” Nathaniel Schwartz, director of applied research at Brown University’s Annenberg Institute for School Reform, told ABC News.

    And it’s not clear what the alternatives could have been, experts said. During the start of the pandemic, when much was still unknown about the virus, policy makers and school leaders across the world had to make quick decisions and adapt to a volatile landscape.

    Not our fault. We had no alternative. Honest injun.

    • PieInTheSky

      I think it was probably just a coincidence, or the trauma of the George Floyd thing. Maybe a combo of these two things.

  41. Certified Public Asshat

    Fully healthy MSNBC host, who has received all her covid shots despite covid offering her zero risk, tells MSNBC viewers she got a very serious case of myocarditis from a common cold. pic.twitter.com/nBGBGH0nu6— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) January 31, 2023

    Thankful for the protection, you know the drill.

    • juris imprudent

      The retardation all down that Tweet stream was painful.

    • WTF

      Sure, because colds are known for causing myocarditis.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        IT COULD HAPPEN!

      • Certified Public Asshat

        And to be clear, SHE SAID COLD.

    • Tundra

      God, he was brilliant.

      “What a silly Negro!”

  42. PieInTheSky

    Place-based policies in the Italian case, part 1: A lot of money for little or no growth

    Guglielmo Barone Guido de Blasio /

    31 Jan 2023

    Despite multiple policies to promote regional development in the post-war period, there remains a significant divide between Northern and Southern regions of Italy. In 2020, GDP per capita in the South (the ‘Mezzogiorno’) was only 55% of that in Northern Italy. This first in a two-column series argues that placed-based policies to promote local growth in Italy have largely been ineffective, regardless of the specific programme that has been implemented. Policy success is often hampered by problems with the quality of local institutions and organised crime’s grip on the economy.

    https://cepr.org/voxeu/columns/place-based-policies-italian-case-part-1-lot-money-little-or-no-growth

    • rhywun

      organised crime’s grip on the economy

      Ya think?

  43. PieInTheSky

    Violence, loyalty, and the decline of Black marriages in the US

    Alice Evans /

    30 Jan 2023

    Marriage has drastically fallen among Black Americans. Common explanations for this look to the effects of welfare, incarceration, loss of manufacturing jobs, and destruction of nuclear family ideals. This column argues that to understand the decline of marriage, we need to study how people build alliances in their neighbourhoods. In America’s inner cities, men gain strength in numbers to protect each other from violence. These peer groups survive by disparaging alternative solidarities like marriage. Culture in the form of rap music also celebrates male loyalty and sexual aggression.

    https://cepr.org/voxeu/columns/violence-loyalty-and-decline-black-marriages-us

  44. Drake

    Gonzalo Lira gives a good primer on what is going on in the Ukraine. I didn’t know he was married to a Ukrainian woman.

    • juris imprudent

      I don’t usually like to listen to shit (prefer to read) – but this was really good.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    In America’s inner cities, men gain strength in numbers to protect each other from violence. These peer groups survive by disparaging alternative solidarities like marriage. Culture in the form of rap music also celebrates male loyalty and sexual aggression.

    That sounds like racism.

  46. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: A Small Observation

    The dire warnings of fiscal hawks are once again darkening the skies of official Washington, demanding that the $31 trillion federal debt be reduced and government spending curtailed (thereby giving cover to Republican efforts to hold America hostage by refusing to raise the debt ceiling).

    It’s always the same when Republicans take over a chamber of Congress or the presidency. Horrors! The debt is out of control! Federal spending must be cut!

    Not only is the story false, but it leaves out the bigger and more important story behind today’s federal debt: the switch by America’s wealthy over the last half century from paying taxes to the government to lending the government money.

  47. cyto

    I was late to the party yesterday and missed a very heartening discussion about whether we should be red-pilled, black-pilled, or white-pilled.

    The latest from the view of the nation has me convinced that we are pretty firmly in the “too late” region.

    We watched a president set his successor up to fail with patently illegal and arguable treasonous actions, literally frame multiple people for crimes they did not commit, an entire congress and media cabal colluding with the security state to commit multiple hoaxes against that president… and did nothing.

    Fine. Special case.

    Moving on.

    Now we have a president who has been caught multiple times over taking bribes. It doesn’t get a mention.

    Fine. Next.

    Then we are handed proof that the FBI, CIA, DOJ, CDC and several other groups of letters have been controlling what may be said on social media and in the press and aho may be heard.

    Still nothing.

    Fine

    Even things that cannot be rationalized away, like the press ignoring the lists of people who flew to Epsteins private island… repeatedly. They haven’t even asked anyone other than a British royal about it.

    It is definitely too late. They control too much. They can rig elections. Rig prosecutions. Control who can even mention it.

    Stick a fork in it. We waited too long to start to notice.

    They have implemented the AOC plan to wreck the economy by spending an extra $12 trillion. They didn’t call it that, but they did it. And they keep demanding more.

    We waited until the bad guy had us zip tied with a bag over our head to start discussing an escape plan.

    Yeah, I am in a mood.

    But with good reason.

    • PieInTheSky

      Once you go black…

      I see very little reason for white pilling myself. There is some backlash to insanity but not nearly as much as it should be.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      This^😑

    • sloopyinca

      We waited until the bad guy had us zip tied with a bag over our head to start discussing an escape plan.

      John Wick got out of that and then killed two guys with a pencil.
      WITH A FUCKING PENCIL!!!

      • cyto

        LOL

        Not sure why I laughed so hard… but that was excellent comedic timing.

      • AlexinCT

        So you saying that PENCIL act in congress is how this gets fixed?

    • cyto

      Cyto, Sloop, Yusuf and PITS…. sounds like a group the FBI would hold up as the masterminds of a plot to kidnap Chuck Shumer and hold him for ransom. Just us and our 12 close buddies from the bureau.

      • sloopyinca

        I’m too busy to try and kidnap that asshole. If I’m gonna get duped into a FBI conspiracy sting, it’s gonna be for somebody younger and more fun than that douche.

      • AlexinCT

        AOC? or Ilhan?

      • sloopyinca

        Nice try, Fed.

      • AlexinCT

        You saw right through my fake mustache/glasses combo?

        Damn, we need better diguises…

      • cyto

        The khaki pants, baseball cap and aviators are the giveaway

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s a flaw in that plan – no one would pay for Chuck. You might want to threaten to unleash him on the country again if not paid.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I’m not a big fan of the term black-pilled. Some people us the term like it’s associated with depression, hopelessness, surrender, etc. When it’s really the opposite.

      I take it as a realization the system is doomed and can never be fixed. Totally destroyed and rebuilt from scratch perhaps… but not fixed. That’s not surrender, it’s realization that you’ve been playing a rigged game and you can then make the choice not to play.

      It’s liberating. Instead of participating in a rigged game, I can withdraw and instead focus on my energy and time on strengthening relationships with my local community, focusing on what is important to me, and preparing for whatever may come. I still pay attention because being uniformed only harms my ability to react.

      • Aloysious

        Agreed. Better to understand the world as it is, rather than how I wish it to be.

      • MikeS

        That appeals to me. I’ve been thinking more and more like this. Does your attitude extend to voting? I’ve voted semi-religiously since I was young because it was my “civic duty”, but more and more I wonder about that, too.

    • Gustave Lytton

      americans being so conditioned to hate apartment buildingsbeing feudal peasants living on the sufferance of their lords and masters is a very bizarre cultural norm

    • EvilSheldon

      And so here, have some pictures of the most hideous, soul-corroding human hamster cages outside of the Watts projects…

      • PieInTheSky

        well he is part of the Official International Committee of the Democratic Socialists of America

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Soylent Blue is… something.

    • SDF-7

      Huh… if you use that to feed a distillery, could you get some solid Romulan Ale in the end?

    • R.J.

      That belongs in a Meow Wolf exhibit. Life imitates art.

    • Michael Malaise

      If the government actually cared about your health, they would ban HFCS. But they don’t because it’s too profitable.

  48. Count Potato

    Average wealth is bullshit. Does Bezos double the average hispanic?

  49. The Late P Brooks

    “I’m concerned we didn’t really think about this during the pandemic — what we would do the day schools reopened,” he said. Peterson added that actions taken to help combat these deficits may have been insufficient and too slow.

    Schools are also struggling to find staff for programs that could try to close gaps, Shwartz said.

    “Schools and districts are facing a landscape where hiring for these positions is difficult, where other ongoing work is crowding out possible new programs – and truly, where many of the people in schools at both the staff and student level are often feeling drained,” Schwartz said.

    ——-

    “My own view is that tutoring is the best intervention. It’s expensive but allows you to target the intervention to the specific child,” he said.

    ——-

    It’s hard to balance additional instruction against the risks of overloading kids with work. “Kids only have so much capacity to take in new material to learn new skills,” Betthauser said in the briefing.

    “it’s expensive, but what the hey- it’s not my money.”

    Maybe you could prioritize your lesson plans. More basic reading and math skills, less gender transition coaching. It’s worth a shot.

    • cyto

      I did not, in point of fact, enjoy that.

      • sloopyinca

        Canada is lost. For good, I think.

      • juris imprudent

        Canada embraces a Swiftian solution – selling off their most precious asset(s)?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        While encouraging the rest to off themselves.

    • Michael Malaise

      Well, the child DOES fit in the overhead compartment.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    the switch by America’s wealthy over the last half century from paying taxes to the government to lending the government money.

    I see.

    • PieInTheSky

      My company has anonymous employee satisfaction surveys and I usually give high grades to the company is doing enough on environment shit in the hope that they will not do more. But then again I may be encouraging the bastards

    • Pope Jimbo

      Speaking of morons…. Yeah, legit companies always make you pay for your own computer

      It began with an email from someone claiming to be a recruiter for cryptocurrency exchange Coinbase, who reached him via his profile on a recruiting site for startup workers. The next day, Mr. Miller wrote, he did an online interview and got an offer for a remote contractor role, which he accepted after looking over the recruiter’s LinkedIn credentials. Soon after, he got a link to an onboarding portal.

      There, he met virtually with a man who identified himself as a human-resources official, who told him how to order a laptop, headphones and other remote-work equipment. He realized he was being duped, he wrote, when he received an invoice for $3,200 and spotted what he called subtle changes to the third-party website and email address that sent it. He refused and got little response when he complained, he said. Coinbase warns that only job listings from its website should be trusted and that legitimate recruiters for the company will use a Coinbase email address.

      This is extra funny because years ago a buddy and I dreamed up a company that did something like this. Rent out a strip mall office, pretend to be a business, contact all the HR folks in the area. Get contracts from them to hire their shitty employees away. After three months or so, fold up everything and disappear.

      We’d charge $X for simply hiring the bad employee away. We’d charge $3X if the HR person wanted a video tape of the guy showing up for his “first day” of work and realizing he had no job. Every HR person we told about this plan said they’d pay $3X for the videotape.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s fraud.

        You should instead fake hire the HR employees.

  51. PieInTheSky

    Race and redistribution in the US: An experimental analysis

    Jesper Akesson Robert Hahn Robert Metcalfe Itzhak Rasooly /

    31 Jan 2023

    The US spends less on welfare than comparable countries, a pattern that some suggest may be linked to White Americans’ dislike of redistributing money to Black Americans and to people’s tendency to overestimate the proportion of welfare recipients who are Black. This column uses two experiments to show that beliefs about the racial identity of welfare recipients have a significant effect on welfare support. The results suggest that when White people believe that a higher proportion of welfare recipients are Black, this reduces their support for welfare.

    https://cepr.org/voxeu/columns/race-and-redistribution-us-experimental-analysis

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Why all the race pie?
      Seems a bit racy

      • cyto

        Here is the real question.

        Do blacks change their level of support for welfare if they learn that most of the money goes to whitey?

        What about Asians who discover that they pay a lot and get bupkis?

    • PieInTheSky

      Experiment 2 followed the same structure as Experiment 1 but also incorporated a priming element – I thought priming was bullshit and unsupported

  52. cyto

    Tucker Carleson featured a conspiracy theory about the food supply. In particular, he talked about a theory that checken feed is causing hens to stop laying. He featured a video with a woman who said she was getting no eggs and switched away from Purina to a local brand…. she suddenly had eggs again.

    It seems awfully far-fetched. Does anyone have any real knowledge of this topic? The avian flu seems to make sense…. but is there anything to this “hens just are not producing” story at all?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I’ve seen that repeated elsewhere. I don’t know any egg farmers, so…

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      My buddy is still getting great yields, normal feed.
      They are isolated, so safer from the flu?

    • robodruid

      We use a local high protein kibble for our layers. We also use a Purina medicated chick feed.
      We don’t track production. To many variables. Because the days are lengthening, we are starting to see more eggs.

    • Nephilium

      The hens just got a a firmware update.

    • Tundra

      Yeah, I know a bunch of people who raise them. The cheaper feeds have a lot less protein and more fillers. I don’t think there’s any fire here.

      • MikeS

        Quality in, quality out. Although, Purina should be quality. Instead of jumping straight to wild conspiracy theories, maybe they should start by analyzing the Purina to see if “shrinkflation” has caused them to substitute lower quality ingredients. That won’t get you on Tucker, I suppose.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      The advantage of free-ranging my chickens was that I never had to supply chicken feed. Great egg supply off of whatever they could forage. The egg yolks looked blood orange… just night/day difference from supermarket eggs.

      The downside of free-ranging is that I have no chickens anymore.

      • Animal

        We were buying eggs from a neighbor’s kids, their eggs had those wondrous dark orange yolks and tasted great.

        Unfortunately a lynx got into their enclosure and killed most of the hens. I offered to set a few traps (I’d love to have a prime winter lynx pelt) but they haven’t decided whether to re-stock with more hens or not.

      • cyto

        Looking at several sources online, this looks like a handful of people posted something on TikTok about trouble with their home flock. Also from searching online, trouble with productivity in home chicken flocks is really common.

        I would go with “normal trouble with hens” as the explanation

    • Michael Malaise

      Seems stupid for a company to make their product do that on purpose.

  53. Pope Jimbo

    If we are going to do reparations, my proposal is to pay for it with the settlement from a lawsuit against the Native Americans who unleashed tobacco on us poor Europeans without any warning about how addictive or bad for our health it was.

    We’ll either garnish their casino wages or they can sell off their reservation lands.

    • kinnath

      I am still looking for an attorney to take my class action suit against Scotland for inventing golf.

      • AlexinCT

        What about suing the fucking Irish for their potato habit?

      • kinnath

        The English caused the Irish to depend upon potatoes for basic sustenance.

      • Rat on a train

        American Indians introduced potatoes to Europeans.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Lies. It was hobbits.

      • Ownbestenemy

        And pipeweed, so…hobbits are Native Americans? Tolkin really wasn’t racist then!

      • UnCivilServant

        I thought the Hobbits smoked Hashish. It would explain the rampant eating.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    It seems awfully far-fetched. Does anyone have any real knowledge of this topic? The avian flu seems to make sense…. but is there anything to this “hens just are not producing” story at all?

    A few days ago somebody here mentioned a friend who had a very similar experience. Got more eggs with goat chow than with chicken feed, as I recall.

    • cyto

      I wonder if they quit including menhaden fish meal on the feed? Cutting protein would do it.

      Did we kill off all the menhaden?

      • cyto

        US fish and wildlife says no. Menhaden fishery is fine.

      • cyto

        Hmmm…. the Chesapeake Bay authority says they dropped the quota to to 51k metric tons. Then after the largest producer exceeded quotas, they set a new quota at 39k metric tons.

    • PieInTheSky

      were they sphere shaped chickens in a perfect void?

  55. The Late P Brooks

    Revised

    The world will likely breach the internationally agreed-upon climate change threshold in about a decade, and keep heating to break through a next warming limit around mid-century even with big pollution cuts, artificial intelligence predicts in a new study that’s more pessimistic than previous modeling.

    The study in Monday’s journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences reignites a debate on whether it’s still possible to limit global warming to 1.5 degrees Celsius, as called for in the 2015 Paris climate agreement, to minimize the most damaging effects of climate change. The world has already warmed 1.1 or 1.2 degrees since pre-industrial times, or the mid-19th century, scientists say.

    Two climate scientists using machine learning calculated that Earth will surpass the 1.5 degree (2.7 degrees Fahrenheit) mark between 2033 and 2035. Their results fit with other, more conventional methods of predicting when Earth will break the mark, though with a bit more precision.

    According to my model, I need a scarier model.

    • MikeS

      “precision”

    • whiz

      Precision and accuracy are two different things.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Shush you.

    • WTF

      So, the world has supposedly warmed a little over 1 degree since the end of the Little Ice Age.
      The horror, the horror.

    • Rat on a train

      Just ask ChatGPT. It knows everything.

  56. Ownbestenemy

    So the “Im sorry we probably helped kill your grandma, retarded your child’s growth, and lost your livelyhood” piece wont be the last now that the FedGov introduced the end of the pandemic message.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    Normally, climate scientists use a bunch of computer model simulations, some running hot and some cold, and then try to figure out which ones are doing the best job. That’s often based on how they performed in the past or in simulations of the past, Diffenbaugh said. What the AI does is more keyed to the climate system now, he said.

    “We’re using this very powerful tool that is able to take information and integrate it in a way that no human mind is able to do, for better or for worse,” Diffenbaugh said.

    *guffaws, slaps knee*

    • Rat on a train

      Normally, climate scientists use a bunch of computer model simulations, some running hot and some cold, and then try to figure out which ones are doing the best job by seeing which give the results they want.

  58. Hyperion

    Eat your fruits and beggies, peasants!

    All the while making fruits and veggies too expensive to afford. Maybe you can grow your own! Oh wait, Bildo owns all the farm land, oops. The cognitive dissonance is astounding. Or is it just dishonesty? I’m going with both.

    • UnCivilServant

      Fruits and Beggies? You want us to start cooking Teh Ghays and Vagrants?

      • Hyperion

        Everyone is a comedian today. I should try that as a new career.

      • Hyperion

        “You want us to start cooking Teh Ghays and Vagrants?”

        Is that the new Soylent Green? How am I doing towards that new career?

      • MikeS

        No, I’m pretty sure you’d be horrible at it.

      • MikeS

        I was right.

      • Hyperion

        Despite having no sense of humor, MikeS is still OK.

      • MikeS

        👌🏻