Ultimate Monday of January Afternoon Links

by | Jan 30, 2023 | Daily Links | 221 comments

My two year old went to a friend’s (read my wife’s group of toddler mom friends) birthday party at a petting zoo. It has a 1.6″ (1:8) scale railroad that he loved. Also featured was a feed corn tub that was offered in place of a sandbox (a great idea for them, but seems like a good way to get rats — or worse, deer — at my house. There were a whole shitload of fat, spoiled barn cats around the property, I noticed). Also fun was watching the kids on the pony ride: there was the “hell no!”, the “I’m going to regret listening to my parents”, and my son the “I’m a fucking cowboy!!” He had a big grin, waving one hand in the air like he was at the Houston Rodeo in the bronc’ busting finals. Also, observed one of the stabled kids ponies named Diablo. I guess our group weren’t shitty enough to get Diablo. They probably save that for asshole six year olds. Okay, okay… the links!

Sad news, hockey fans, Bobby Hull has gone to the great rink in the sky. I’d bet on him getting into heaven if St. Peter has to stop a slapshot.

Slowest invasion force ever. Hopefully, they sent the Hoveround brigade as cavalry.

I think he was pretty clearly out of bounds. Sad, though.

Huh, Florida is going to pass Constitutional Carry? Sweet. Time to start shopping for a new one. I never did get around to sending the Sheriff my fingerprints.

This guy passed away recently, so we’ll play his version of a pop hit that nearly everyone covered at some point. And then white people went and ruint it.

About The Author

Brett L

Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

221 Comments

  1. Spudalicious

    First of the firsters, in quality firsting.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Firstly done good sir, firstly done.

    • kinnath

      Does not reference any of the topics in any of the links.

      A tainted first at best.

      • The Other Kevin

        Tainted First was a great song, too bad Soft Cell couldn’t follow up with another hit.

      • kinnath

        One of my favorites from that era.

      • I. B. McGinty

        Tainted Fist is a hole different meaning.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Depends if they are dressed in pink or brown

      • Tonio

        Don’t talk about his taint.

      • Spudalicious

        It has a hell of a tan.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Better a tainted first than a firsted taint.

  2. kinnath

    Huh, Florida is going to pass Constitutional Carry . . . .

    The schism accelerates as the states go in opposite directions on guns.

    • Spudalicious

      I have a permit so I can carry out of state.

      • kinnath

        We renewed our Iowa permits to carry last fall for the same reason.

        Next year, we need to head up to MN to get the out-of-state permit to carry.

      • R.J.

        The article had to finish with an anti-gun quote. It’s mandatory nowadays I guess.

      • Drake

        This. I was in Georgia last weekend and NC the week before. I don’t even think about it any more.

    • The Other Kevin

      Same with abortion. Here in Indiana it’s banned completely, and in other states you can abort a teenager.

      • kinnath

        correct

      • rhywun

        Labs of democracy!

  3. J. Frank Parnell

    Florida is going to pass Constitutional Carry?

    According to several experts on Fascism this is exactly what a Fascist state run by a Fascist would do to be more Fascisty.

    • Spudalicious

      “Fascism is letting the citizens carry guns willy nilly.”

      • Tundra

        Mussolini made it mandatory.

      • Brett L

        I think this is more of the “don’t make a rule you can’t enforce”, since Florida Man carries guns by his willy and Florida Woman by her nilly every day.

    • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

      Fascaloni, the San Fransisco style treat!

  4. Ownbestenemy

    Another week and another Im sorry, we cool bro?

    It’s Time for the Scientific Community to Admit We Were Wrong About COVID and It Cost Lives

    Let me know when you are cast aside, digitally hunted by your peers and government, threatened to not be able to leave your house, denied healthcare, being told you are not essential, etc. Then we might talk. In fact, no, we won’t talk. Fuck you you fucking fuckity fucks.

    • Spudalicious

      I am not a vindictive person by any means, but I want my pound of flesh.

    • Raven Nation

      “I can see now that the scientific community…repeatedly overstated the evidence and misled the public about its own views and policies”

      Tell me WHY you/they did this and maybe we can talk. And none of that “abundance of caution” malarkey.

      • Ownbestenemy

        They did

        We made science a team sport, and in so doing, we made it no longer science. It became us versus them, and “they” responded the only way anyone might expect them to: by resisting.

        The author knows exactly what they did and why they did it. They saw a power move and went for it.

      • Chafed

        He is also a medical student calling out his own tribe. I give him credit.

      • Sensei

        Yeah, that was my thought too.

        Recognizing he is an MD/PhD so not exactly young, but still young in a relative sense calling his elders out.

      • Homple

        The sort of power move that ends with hanging by the heels in front of a gas station.

      • R C Dean

        “the only way anyone might expect them to: by resisting”

        I will note that the resistance was peaceful.

        This time.

        I wonder if he is aware that peaceful resistance isn’t the only option. We saw how it went this time, and next time there may be some who decline to repeat a failed strategy.

  5. Rebel Scum

    Thousands line Bayshore Boulevard on Saturday as Tampa is invaded by swashbucklers participating in the Gasparilla Parade of Pirates.

    Shiver me timbers.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Hookup post is over on the forums dude.

    • Michael Malaise

      Photo #6 looks quite insurrection-y to me.

    • R C Dean

      Skylar: would, oh yes indeed.

  6. Drake

    If this is true, it explains the Memphis cop beating.

    I was guessing some kind of grudge.

    • Spudalicious

      If they set this kid up for revenge, we’re on a whole different level.

      • Chafed

        If it’s true, then at least one of the cops is looking at first degree murder.

    • Sensei

      From one of the comments it says that the victim’s family has expressly denied this.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Would the family know? Maybe, maybe not.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Assume it’s not true until proven otherwise.

      • R C Dean

        Where’d that photo of the beat-up victim* sitting on the ground come from? Who took it, and why?

        *I assume that’s him.

      • Ownbestenemy

        LOL. Even better he promotes the EV tax in a vehicle that isn’t eligible for the tax. Look Bush the Lessor was a dolt but he looks like a Mensa member compared to Biden.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Below is a tweet from Dr Jill, identified as a US government official. No, she fucking isn’t.

      • Count Potato

        First Lady officiates things.

    • Rebel Scum

      On my watch, the great American road trip is going to be fully electrified.

      The great American road trip is going to be much shorter than it used to be.

      • The Other Kevin

        And make sure it doesn’t go anywhere cold.

      • Chafed

        So much this. As EVs become a larger share of the market anywhere outside the sunbelt, the stories are going to emerge of limited range, people running out of power on the road, and general disgruntlement with the product.

      • Ownbestenemy

        “Turn off your electronics” signs over large grades?

      • Sensei

        Cabin heating and maintaining proper battery temperature is the issue.

        But what really kills them is speed. So if you want the hypermill an EV just slow down to around 45MPH. Should make all the drivers around you very happy.

      • MikeS

        And dying after hitting the ditch in a blizzard

      • R C Dean

        On our trip to Salt Lake City last fall (the weather was very pleasant) we saw two (2) Teslas sitting by the road, presumably out of juice. I think it was the up-and-down between Phoenix and Salt Lake that blew up their range.

        That ain’t a call to AAA so a guy brings you some gas. That’s a full tow job to wherever there is a charger. That ain’t free.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        To our betters that’s a feature, not a bug.

      • juris imprudent

        The great American road trip is going to be much shorter than it used to be.

        WALKABLE NEIGHBORHOODS!

      • Animal

        I can walk around my neighborhood.

        Grocery store is still 30 miles away, though.

    • rhywun

      “You lie!”

  7. Rebel Scum

    The 15-year-old identified only by his first name, Fahim, was playing hide-and-seek with friends in the port city of Chittagong on Jan. 11 when he hid inside a shipping container and fell asleep.

    It’s just a game. No need to get carried away.

    • Tundra

      Terrible way to die.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Kid lived no?

      • Sensei

        FTA, yes. Feverish and dehydrated.

      • Tundra

        Oh good. Thanks for RTFA!

    • The Gunslinger

      I can barely contain my joy that he was found. I wonder if they opened the door and said “hi boy”?

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        Or maybe “hoo boy!”

  8. Rebel Scum

    Florida lawmakers’ promise to introduce legislation allowing permitless concealed carry of firearms, called “Constitutional Carry” by proponents, has been met. At a Monday morning press briefing, House Speaker Paul Renner (R-Palm Coast) and other gathered lawmakers announced House Bill 543, which would allow weapons and firearms without a license for concealment.

    It’s a shame one has to pass a law to allow people to do something that the government is prohibited from preventing people from doing in the first place.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    I have a permit so I can carry out of state.

    How well does that work in New York?

    • kinnath

      Only in reciprocal states. NY is not one of them. Which means I will never visit NY, not that I wanted to anyway.

      • Tundra

        Guess what mountain state isn’t covered by my MN permit?

        *eyeroll*

      • Chafed

        That kind of bigotry isn’t very progressive.

      • Tundra

        I’m told Minne got in pissing contests with a bunch of states over reciprocity.

    • Spudalicious

      Yeah, not risking that one. I’m reciprocal in 38 states, NY isn’t one of them. And I’m not, and never will be a resident.

      • Count Potato

        I thought you bought a place there?

      • juris imprudent

        He’s just passing through.

      • Spudalicious

        Two months a year is not a resident.

      • R C Dean

        Full Faith and Credit Clause has entered the chat.

  10. The Late P Brooks


    As a medical student and researcher, I staunchly supported the efforts of the public health authorities when it came to COVID-19. I believed that the authorities responded to the largest public health crisis of our lives with compassion, diligence, and scientific expertise. I was with them when they called for lockdowns, vaccines, and boosters.

    In other words, you’re a fucking moron.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I was with them when they called for lockdowns, vaccines, and boosters.

      I’ve been looking around at new jobs lately. Virtually every company I looked at requires “up to date” Covid vaccinations, including regular boosters, as a condition of employment for new hires. My own company required us to get one shot and not boosters, but I saw requires the up to date boosters bullshit for new hires in job posts.

      A sort of grandfathering in. I had no idea companies were pulling this shit.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Only in reciprocal states. NY is not one of them. Which means I will never visit NY, not that I wanted to anyway.

    Utah license classes were pretty popular in Montana, because many more reciprocal states, for some reason. I never bothered to find out why.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Dear President Biden,

    Where is your all electric plug-in Presidential Limo?

    STFU you blathering imbecile.

    • The Other Kevin

      Come on man, he’s a cool dude, tooling around in one of those new-fangled electric cars!

    • Brett L

      Yeah, they’re gonna have to have some big capacitors on that fucking thing. Maybe a diesel-electric with the diesel detaching for the 5 mile state processions.

      • Chafed

        I’d swear I saw somewhere The Beast has a very short range. Something like 8 miles.

  13. Rat on a train

    Feds: Unionization rate takes a tumble in state

    The percentage of Virginia employees who are members of unions declined substantially from 2021 to 2022, according to new federal data, and remains less than half the rate nationally.

    A total of 176,000 Virginians were union members in 2021, representing 4.8 percent of the overall workforce, but those figures declined to 146,000 and 3.7 percent, respectively, in new data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

    The decline was more pronounced than the relatively small percentage dropoff nationally. The national union-membership rate was 10.1 percent in 2022, down from 10.3 percent.

    Any guesses on states/occupations with highest/lowest rates?

    • kinnath

      State Employees?

      • Rat on a train

        Which state employees?

      • R C Dean

        Overpaid state employees?

      • Rat on a train

        police, fire, and teachers

  14. UnCivilServant

    It looks like I’m scheduled for the overnight article spot, which drops opposite Bowling, so I’ll be late to the party.

    • R.J.

      Can I change my moniker and pretend to be you?

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        I’m not hearing a “no” . . .

      • juris imprudent

        Tense negotiations.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Depends on what the meaning of “is” is.

    “Ahead of the first Trump impeachment, you said the committee had not spoken to a whistleblower. In fact, that turned out not to be true.”

    ADAM SCHIFF: “I should’ve been more clear.”

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Where “been more clear” means “not lied through my teeth, as is my wont.”

      • juris imprudent

        I’m a little impressed he got that out without screaming FUCK YOU FASCIST.

  16. Tundra

    So Brett, have you picked out the stable for your horses yet?

    • Brett L

      I was planning on shipping the boy off to Sloopy and Banjos to work on a nearby ranch. Horses are mean, panicky, one-toed assholes who can spend more money on a vet bill than a purebred dog if someone sneezes in their direction. They are below the other 3 “F”s on things I would never buy unless I could afford to buy 20.

      • Tundra

        I warned my buddy about riding lessons when his daughter was small. Now he’s got 3 horses with all the accouterments. Makes shooting look like a budget hobby.

      • Brett L

        How much does it cost when your gun takes sick? Does the gunsmith look at your truck and then ask for 10% of the new price?

      • Tundra

        I’m also pretty sure you can transport guns in the vehicle you already own. 5th wheel sleeper trailer and a big dually ain’t cheap.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I sense a great disturbance in the force as if all the race hucksters ejaculated all at the same time.

    • Sean

      Kill the wabbit Whitey!

    • rhywun

      It sounds like he wasn’t there for the beating, but let’s all go apeshit anyway.

      • Ownbestenemy

        But he said stomp his ass! STOMP HIS ASS!

  17. The Late P Brooks

    We systematically minimized the downsides of the interventions we imposed—imposed without the input, consent, and recognition of those forced to live with them. In so doing, we violated the autonomy of those who would be most negatively impacted by our policies: the poor, the working class, small business owners, Blacks and Latinos, and children. These populations were overlooked because they were made invisible to us by their systematic exclusion from the dominant, corporatized media machine that presumed omniscience.

    Go drink a gallon of ammonia as penance, you lying shitbag.

    • The Other Kevin

      The dominant, corporatized media machine that presumed omniscience is still out there, working with our government to make sure the next time is even worse.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Invisible my ass. Everybody knew what was happening.

    • R C Dean

      Are you fucking kidding me? There was hardly a story about the ‘Vid that didn’t push that button over and over.

      What a sack of shit.

  18. pistoffnick

    Gulp.
    I think I just bought a house and 7.6 acres in the country.

    • kinnath

      Congratulations

    • The Other Kevin

      Either that or a burned out shell of a house on a half acre in Detroit. We’ll have to see the deed to be sure.

      Congrats, hope you enjoy the space and the quite. I live on about an acre and it’s lovely.

    • Tundra

      Sweet! Congrats, Nick!

      Near Dooloot?

      • pistoffnick

        15 minutes north of the Duloot Airport

      • Tundra

        Perfect! Nice commute. Thins out pretty fast from the airport.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Congrats. What kind of country? “Neighbors grow a little pot” country, or “neighbors are cooking up meth” country?

      • UnCivilServant

        “Neighbors wouldn’t notice nuclear war” county?

      • Rat on a train

        Neighbors shoot passing cars country?

      • pistoffnick

        Woodsy
        I was thinking a big old vegetable garden, bees, chickens, and maybe a couple of pigs; but meth might be more profitable. Hmmm.

      • Gustave Lytton

        “What neighbors” country?

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Congrats! Enjoy the country living.

    • Count Potato

      Congrats!

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Can you hear dueling banjos?

    • Grosspatzer

      Congrats!

  19. The Late P Brooks

    I think I just bought a house and 7.6 acres in the country.

    Good for you. You’ll have plenty of time to repent later.

  20. rhywun

    OFFS BBC-America is blurring out the special area of some dude in tightie-whities. Law & Order. I’ve seen them blurring out all kinds of shit in recent years that was perfectly acceptable on network television all of 20 years ago.

    I love the new puritanism.

    • kinnath

      I thought we were supposed to celebrate the female penis.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        *golf clap *

    • Sensei

      That’s ridiculous.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Don’t let them air Malcolm in the Middle

    • rhywun

      Lots of crap-gap* too – on words that are obviously not profanity.

      *Stolen from Ebert or Siskel

  21. Sensei

    Legit LOL

    <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/01/30/ilhan-omar-says-she-was-unaware-of-tropes-about-jews-and-money/&quot; title="

    Rep. Ilhan Omar is drawing heat again — this time for claiming that she was unaware there are “tropes about Jews and money,” leaving an aide to Sen. Ted Cruz to declare: “Give me a break.”

    ” target=”_blank”>

    Rep. Ilhan Omar is drawing heat again — this time for claiming that she was unaware there are “tropes about Jews and money,” leaving an aide to Sen. Ted Cruz to declare: “Give me a break.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Is this like being color blind is actually racist?

      • Pope Jimbo

        It is her wonderful outlook on life that is going to save her seat on the Foreign Affairs committee

        Rep. Ken Buck (R-Colo.) on Friday joined a group of House Republicans opposed to kicking Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) off the Foreign Affairs Committee, putting the high-profile effort dangerously close to failing.

        Why it matters: It could lead to another destabilizing loss for Republicans on the House floor just weeks after House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) took 15 ballots to capture the speaker’s gavel amid defections from his party.

        Remember when Omar said it “was all about the Benjamins” and Pelosi went from preparing to censure Omar to passing a resolution condemning all bigotry including Islamophobia?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        He’ll need Omar to restrain the Israel lobby. I would assume that’s his play.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      So she’s channeling Eric Cartman?

  22. The Late P Brooks

    It took all day, and a run to Home Depot for more kerosene, but my water just came back on.

    Obviously, I need to open the faucet more when the temp goes below zero.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      I only had one faucet freeze up during our last deep freeze. That’s the one I left dribbling before I left for work today. We’ll see what happens.

    • Tundra

      Do you think heat tape would work?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Water was slow coming out this morning at the house. Damn attic ran plumbing.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Attic plumbing?

        Who does that?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Moderate climate, on slab construction.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Problem is they probably don’t agree on if the problem is too much or too little government.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s because their people are not fully in charge of everything.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Leave it CA to screw up MJ legalization. It was sold as a way to bring all kinds of new tax money to the state coffers and was to be a solution to all the budget problems. And yet most CA voters will never look at this and say, if they can make even the legal MJ business unprofitable, maybe the government is a little overbearing.

      • rhywun

        It’s failing everywhere it’s being tried because they’re all doing it stupid.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Canada, ferinstance.

      • Count Potato

        Ackshaually, in NYC you have a good situation. There are 1,200 (?) stores selling weed illegally, but no one is enforcing shit. So you can buy whatever you want, no questions asked.

        Meanwhile, in nearby MA, weed is legal, but you have to give your name, DOB, have your ID scanned, etc.

    • juris imprudent

      KULAKS! WRECKERS!! HOARDERS!!! Running dog capitalist pigs.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Do you think heat tape would work?

    I assume so, but I really need to some skirting off and get under this doublewide and do some serious retrofit, and I’m too much of a pussy to do it in the middle of winter.

    There is what I thought was a pigtail for heat tape which I found the first time it froze, but it does not appear to be doing anything.

    • CPRM

      For now, RV drain antifreeze and run the taps. That’s what I do.

    • Sean

      Less spiders in the winter. Just saying.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    I haven’t given up pretending I’m just going to have this crappy old trailer hauled away (or demolished) and replace it with a barndominium or something similar.

    • Tundra

      Some of those prefab cabins are pretty sweet. Or just build a big garage with living quarters.

      • CPRM

        Sloper Villa 2.0?

    • Michael Malaise

      I read this as Barndimonium.

    • Gustave Lytton

      NATO countries should discuss shifting to a “war economy”

      😂

      I hope he ran that by his soldiers’ unions first.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Just what we need.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      The other day I saw a house that wasn’t just flying the Ukrainian flag but also the NATO flag. SMDH.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I pledge allegiance to the flag of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, and to the republics for which it stands, one multilateral organization under Brussels. Amen.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Why not? They caved to the rest of Europe and hopped on the road to a disarmed populace.

    • Rat on a train

      Annex Lichtenstein?

      • Michael Malaise

        She was great in the Eurythmics.

      • Rat on a train

        Swiss dreams are made of cheese.

      • Gender Traitor

        Who am I to dis a brie?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Lol

      • Tundra

        *standing ovation*

      • rhywun

        inorite

    • rhywun

      Meh… Swiss arms manufacturer employees have mouths to feed, too.

    • creech

      I thought Swiss neutrality meant they would trade with all sides? I recall reading that during WWII they had some pretty good commerce going with Nazi Germany, Vichy France and Fascist Italy. Being surrounded by them, If the Swiss hadn’t, how would they have survived? So allowing Swiss manufactured arms to be sold or given to Ukraine by other countries seems in line with prior conflicts.

      • grrizzly

        Switzerland joined the economic sanctions against Russia. That’s why the country is no longer neutral.

      • R.J.

        Are we positive they are no longer neutral? Or are they merely grounded in the reality?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        They’re no longer neutral.

        And it’s created a bit of an uproar in Switzerland. As with most governments, the people in charge don’t seem to care what the populace wants.

      • R.J.

        Attempt to start a pun train FAIL.

      • Count Potato

        And I though Scruffy was an EE?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Damn, I didn’t complete the circuit there.

  25. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Paging Swiss…Swiss to the Yt courtesy phone

    • CPRM

      Did you get your pie dish back?

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Not….yet

    • Mojeaux

      Why you need Swiss when you know I’m right.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        😀

  26. J. Frank Parnell

    A Bangladesh boy who accidentally locked himself inside a shipping container during a game of hide-and-seek was discovered six days later in another country.

    Meh, six days probably won’t qualify him for the Olympics.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Some of those prefab cabins are pretty sweet. Or just build a big garage with living quarters.

    Which is exactly what I had in Montana; a loft in a pole barn. I’d go back to that in a heartbeat.

    • Tundra

      Very cost effective. Up at the lake a dude I knew did that temporarily and liked it so much last I heard he hadn’t actually built a cabin!

  28. Count Potato

    “Except… something’s wrong, and we all know it. Shelves are often still bare. Prices are astronomical. Shipments regularly get lost. Drunks swerve down highways in broad daylight. Everywhere I go, people seem broken. You walk into a store and no one greets you. Often, there’s no one at the checkout counter at all, or the clerk is wearing earbuds. That’s not to mention the general crime and lawlessness. The little sorts of things that serve as potent portents of our age.

    I’ve been trying to hide from this slow, steady decline—what Stokes calls “the crumbles”—but it’s just impossible to hide from. It can only be confronted.”

    https://www.unprepared.life/p/is-prepping-over

    • rhywun

      Agree that the rot started before the plague but that sure helped ramp it up.

    • Tundra

      It’s a good question. How the fuck do you prep for a fundamental (monumental) shift? A few weeks of food and water is great. A bunch of ammo is wonderful. But most of us aren’t Kit Carson. If there is a massive breakdown, I wonder how long us normies could make it.

      Seems that trying to get things headed in a different direction deserves some time and effort too.

      • Q Continuum

        “how long us normies could make it”

        Depends on how successful we can be at forming our own ad hoc communities for resources and protection.

      • Tundra

        100%.

        Community is often ignored in these scenarios. I’ve been pleasantly surprised with the quality of dudes in my suburban neighborhood. Lots of hunters, fishermen and shooters.

      • MikeS

        Yeah. Things are going to get tribal pretty quick

      • Mojeaux

        *looks at belly*

        I’ve prepped.

      • MikeS

        ALOL

        #metoo

  29. MikeS

    Alexa (which I don’t use EVER…I thought) just emailed me to tell the batteries in one of my Firesticks need replacing.

    You are receiving this message because you connected your Mike’s 2nd Fire TV Stick to Alexa on 4/15/19. Alexa noticed that you will need to replace your AAA Batteries soon, based on your Mike’s 2nd Fire TV Stick usage and orders placed on Amazon. You can view products on Amazon that are confirmed to work with your device. Or, you can set up smart reorders to automatically receive replacements of your choice.

    Learn more about the information Alexa receives from your smart home devices and how Alexa uses this information to make your life simpler.

    /mashes opt-out button

    • Gender Traitor

      Kill it with fire.

      • Spudalicious

        Sweet, cleansing fire.

      • Count Potato

        Wouldn’t that be fighting Firesticks with fire?

    • Rat on a train

      Based on your usage we believe we may be able to get you to buy more stuff from us.

    • Sean

      Meh. Better than a message saying you touch yourself too often and recommending various lubes.

      • Tundra

        Oh man, you get that one too?

    • R C Dean

      Needz pix.