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by | Jan 18, 2023 | Daily Links | 244 comments

Parents sue Ohio school district over teachers, LGBTQ issues

COLUMBUS, Ohio — A lawsuit has been filed in federal court against a Columbus-area school district, with parents claiming teachers are discussing LGBTQ issues with students without parental consent, according to reports.

According to the Columbus Dispatch, the lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court is asking that teachers in Hilliard City Schools be prohibited from having discussions on “sexual matters” with students and also that teachers not be allowed to wear badges showing support for LGBTQ students.

Eight parents are part of the lawsuit: Rachel Kattenbach, Daniel and Sarah Kamento, Bethany Bussell, Jennifer King, Tanya Ciomek, Leizl Zirkle and Lisa B. Chaffee, the Dispatch reports.

The parents claim in the lawsuit that “activist teachers” are talking to students as young as 6 years old about sexual orientation and gender identity and that they’re doing it without parental consent, WCMH Channel 4 reports. WBNS Channel 10 says parents filing the lawsuit also cite a survey given to students about what pronouns they prefer.

“Teachers are taking specific actions to hide these conversations from parents,” the complaint says, according to WCMH. “Although, perhaps well-intentioned, this is a recipe for indoctrination and child abuse.”

The school district has not commented on the lawsuit, according to multiple reports.

If your kid’s 2nd grade teacher doesn’t tell him about felching, who will?

I bet calling this parents terrorists will shut them right up. Maybe send the FBI around to give them a stern lecture about how Love Is Love.

The L and the G and the B just wanted to be left alone. AWFLs had to go and ruin everything, like always.


 

Hunter Biden asks judge to stop his 4-year-old daughter, who he had with a stripper, from taking his surname, say reports

Bad Daddy.


 

How Tumblr corrupted the New York Times

This brings us to a New York Times op-ed titled, “Did the Mother of Young Adult Literature Identify As a Man?”, which was published in late December to widespread consternation. The content of the essay has already been thoroughly dealt with by critics, who alleged that its author, Peyton Thomas, indulged in both contextual misrepresentation of Louisa May Alcott’s writings and no small amount of crude gender stereotyping, to support the illegitimate, retroactive transing of the Little Women author. (Among these was noted feminist critic Katha Pollitt, who in a letter to the editor wrote: “What 19th-century woman with genius and gumption wouldn’t chafe at her restricted life and long for the broad freedoms of manhood?”)

But equally interesting, and largely unremarked-upon, was the reaction to the op-ed by a smaller group — one less outraged by the essay’s content and more profoundly amused that the author was given the chance to write it in the first place. Because while for the average New York Times reader, this essay would have been the first time they encountered Thomas’s work, these commentators — who skewed generally younger and far more online — had been watching Thomas make arguments just like the Alcott one for years on the microblogging site Tumblr, where he was a sometimes controversial figure.

When I was a teen, I made friends with this new kid at the school, nice guy, loved horror movies like I did. He lived with his two little sisters and his mother. It didn’t take me long to figure out his mother was dogshit nuts. Come to find out they were in a no-shit cult and very evangelical about it. The mother was a wiry, chain-smoking type–nervous, twitchy, wound tight like a guitar string about to snap. She’d go through extreme manic phases and start telling me about their religion. It was a weird stew of Calvinism, Pentecostalism, and Hyperdispensationalism. (It was, of course, just a money-extraction scheme.)

I was already an atheist by then (although probably calling myself agnostic at the time) and most of this was gibberish, but the one tenet I remembered was the insane notion that everything that had ever been written or discovered or created by mankind was done by a member of their cult, even if said creator was completely unaware that they were a member of the cult. They were responsible everything good in the world and nothing ever bad, you see. Which is how they knew they were on the right path to please God.

Peyton Thomas is sure he is on the right path to please God.


 

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244 Comments

  1. Rebel Scum

    If your kid’s 2nd grade teacher doesn’t tell him about felching, who will?

    Old and busted: Reading, writing and arithmetic.
    New Hotness: Alphabet People Studies and Child Grooming.

  2. SDF-7

    Guess we’ve “progressed” from “It takes a village to raise a child” all the way to “A village takes a child to raise it”. Yay.

    And have to confess — was expecting Blue Oyster Cult after the aside at the end. Or this classic.

    • Bobarian LMD

      It takes a sexual predator to raise a child?

      • Rat on a train

        It takes a child to rise a groomer?

      • juris imprudent

        Leading them to glorious victimhood, from which all blessings will flow!

  3. The Late P Brooks

    They were responsible everything good in the world and nothing ever bad, you see. Which is how they knew they were on the right path to please God.

    There seems to be a lot of that going around.

    • Bobarian LMD

      There’s a couple political parties that come to mind.

  4. Rat on a train

    [Hunter] arguing that the name would rob the child of a “peaceful existence.”

    [mother said] she would benefit as the name is “now synonymous with being well educated, successful, financially acute and politically powerful”

    You could get some of that if you claimed Joe was the father.

    • The Other Kevin

      Seems like he’s also arguing that giving the kid a decent amount of child support would also rob the child of a “peaceful existence.” He’d hate to see the kid suffer, what with money corrupting and all.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        So Jill won’t throw up a stocking for her on the White House fireplace at Christmas time because I guess she is also trying to give her a peaceful existence.

      • Tonio

        I don’t believe she’s ever met her Biden grandparents. Unclear if she’s met Hunter.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I doubt it is because the mother won’t allow it.

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        To be fair, the stocking would be made out of recycled Barcalounger upholstery. And they just want to save the child from that fate.

      • Chafed

        Yup. He is a truly shitty person. In the end, it’s all about what’s good for him.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Which one besides politically powerful? I suppose successful if your goal is to fail upwards.

      • Rat on a train

        You can be a successful grifter.

  5. Ted S.

    Parents sue Ohio school district over teachers, LGBTQ issues

    It’s the “Force them to Say ‘Gay'” Law.

  6. Rebel Scum

    President Joe Biden’s son made the request to an Arkansas court on January 6, arguing that the name would rob the child of a “peaceful existence.”

    And not having the name robs it of child support.

    • Compelled Speechless

      The child support will only be based on the claimed income anyway. I think we all know that that is but a tiny fraction of that human grift machine’s worth.

      • SugarFree

        How much money could be left over after paying The Big Guy 50K a month in “rent?”

      • Compelled Speechless

        We’re talking a global top shelf grifter here. $600,000 is probably just the man’s yearly “parmesan” bill.

      • Chafed

        If he is getting asking prices for his “art”, then quite a bit.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I wonder how many of those priceless pieces have been destroyed by warehouse bombings in the Ukraine?

      • Bobarian LMD

        They won’t be priceless until the artist has passed.

      • Bobarian LMD

        “I wouldn’t want that kid to have to rely on all that dirty Ukrainian grift money. It’s for her own good.”

      • Rat on a train

        Learn to grift for yourself.

      • juris imprudent

        ♪♫ Mama may have and papa may have, but god bless the child that’s got her own

  7. Tundra

    If your kid’s 2nd grade teacher doesn’t tell him about felching, who will?

    If my kids were little they would not see the inside of a government school. I feel like we dodged a bullet.

    I can’t believe Stigmata is 35 years old. Amazing song.

    • SugarFree

      Real “old fuck” moment when I realized that.

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        Yeah, I started rereading The Anubis Gates the other night, and realized it is 40 this year.

        40!

      • R C Dean

        *adds to reading list*

        I think I still have a paper copy around somewhere. I’ve read it, I think three times, but probably not in, err, several years.

  8. Ted S.

    I was already an atheist by then (although probably calling myself agnostic at the time) and most of this was gibberish,

    So where were you going without even knowing The Way?

    • EvilSheldon

      *wild applause*

      I love that song, even knowing the story behind it.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    “What 19th-century woman with genius and gumption wouldn’t chafe at her restricted life and long for the broad freedoms of manhood?”

    Are we prohibited from interpreting ‘freedoms of manhood” as “freedoms enjoyed by men” as opposed to “wishes she had a cock and balls”?

    I guess we just see what we’re looking for.

    • Chafed

      I think that is what Pollit is saying.

  10. Rebel Scum

    I’m a grower not a shower.

    Less-endowed men have often blamed the cold for the unfortunate size of their manhood.

    But, it might not be an excuse after all.

    For doctors say ‘winter penis’ — as it has been nicknamed — really does happen.

    And the shrinkage is all down to the body’s natural reaction to the cold weather, which has blighted Britain this week and seen temperatures crash to as low as -6C.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Paging Dr. Costanza?

    • Chafed

      What explains their awful teeth?

      • Rat on a train

        Don’t kink shame.

    • Bobarian LMD

      British penises work like pop-up timers?

    • B.P.

      Having not clicked on the link, I have to assume this relates to Prince Harry’s revelations in his new book about getting frostbite on his prick.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Every time his his wife breathes anywhere near it.

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

      • Bobarian LMD

        That happened pre-marital, because she ain’t breathed near that thing since the wedding night.

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        Wicked burn.

      • Compelled Speechless

        That’s what he said.

      • Rat on a train

        Meghan is an ice queen?

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      . . . temperatures *crash* to as low as -6C.

      Where I’m from, we call that “a nice Spring day.”

    • Michael Malaise

      See summer penis stories from, well, summer.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        “Summer penis stories”

        Is that a Cinemax After Dark series?

  11. The Other Kevin

    Ministry used to be a kind of new wave/pop band. I was really into them. Then this album came out, and I was traumatized.
    /80’s angst

    • Nephilium

      Psalm 69 was all the rage during my high school days. When we started going to some of the earlier albums, we were confused.

    • The Other Kevin

      The change was quite abrupt.

      • rhywun

        “Twitch” is sort of the middle-ground. But yeah, going from “Work for Love” to “Stigmata” in five years was kind of jarring.

        I liked them both, of course.

    • Michael Malaise

      Best live set I have ever witnessed was Ministry at Lolapalooza. They blew everyone else off the stage. And I’m not even a real fan.

      Thieves is great.

      • Timeloose

        Chain link covering the stage!!! That was a killer festival.

        Talked to Eddie Vetter under a tree for five minutes before I realized who he was as I walked away.

  12. Certified Public Asshat

    Biden claimed in his 2021 book “Beautiful Things” that he had fought the paternity suit because he had no recollection of the sexual encounter that led to the pregnancy, according to the New York Post.

    The child was conceived while Biden was in a relationship with Hallie Biden, his brother Beau’s widow.

    Normal stuff.

    • SugarFree

      And he was also sleeping with the widow’s sister at the same time.

      • The Last American Hero

        Apparently he didn’t have winter penis.

      • Chafed

        Or a camera. The bidding for the sex tape would be outrageous.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Did anyone check the laptop?

      • Ted S.

        That’s even more insane than Marty Brodeur.

    • Michael Malaise

      He’s a regular Antonio Cromartie.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    the name would rob the child of a “peaceful existence.”

    “You’re that worthless scumbag’s kid? That must really suck.”

    • Sean

      “Your dad is a crack whore.”

      • Compelled Speechless

        That is an outrageous accusation sir. A crack whore has sex for crack. Hunter pays for sex with crack. He is a Crack John.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Are you saying that Hunter would not suck a dick for a nice fat rock?

        Sean nailed it.

      • Compelled Speechless

        First thing he learned from dear old dad was how to accept things as “gifts” rather than “payments”. Which would make him a slut, not a whore. I’m really growing tired of you all defaming our glorious god emperor’s progeny.

      • SDF-7

        “Ma? Ma? Where’s my Pa?

        Snorting coke in the White House, ha ha ha!”

  14. Rebel Scum

    If males are menstruating they are not males.

    “Not all students who menstruate are female,” said DFL Rep. Sandra Feist during a hearing to consider a bill that would provide menstrual products in all school bathrooms, including boys’ bathrooms.

    • SDF-7

      “What’s this, a candy machine? You got a candy machine in your bathroom?”

      • Bobarian LMD

        They’re for treating gunshot wounds.

      • Tonio

        +1 Mike Ehrmentraut

      • Nephilium

        Just wait until they put water balloon ones in the boys’ room.

    • juris imprudent

      DFL – Definitely a Fucking Lunatic?

      • pistoffnick

        The Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party is the Minnesota affiliate of the U.S. Democratic Party.

      • juris imprudent

        Was I wrong though?

    • Tonio

      I’m seeing a lot of deliberately-clogged school toilets…

    • rhywun

      I reject your delusional reality and substitute my own.

  15. Certified Public Asshat

    Jean-Pierre: "I am going to refer you to the DOJ."Reporter: "I'm simply asking you to comment on the person you work for."Jean-Pierre: "I just commented. We're moving on. I already answered your question."Reporter: "You really didn't."Jean-Pierre: "That's your opinion." pic.twitter.com/gxqs6rgXpz— Greg Price (@greg_price11) January 18, 2023

    She did the meme.

    • Chafed

      She is now regularly getting roasted. Even the MSM understands their most basic questions are not getting answered.

      • juris imprudent

        She needs to show them all the position description – it says right in it that no questions will ever be answered.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The hand of protection has been removed

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Last frontier

    A polar bear has attacked and killed two people in a remote village in western Alaska, according to state troopers.

    Alaska State Troopers said they received the report of the attack at 2:30 p.m. Tuesday in Wales, on the western tip of the Seward Peninsula, KTUU reported.

    “Initial reports indicate that a polar bear had entered the community and had chased multiple residents,” troopers wrote. “The bear fatally attacked an adult female and juvenile male.”

    The bear was shot and killed by a local resident as it attacked the pair, troopers said.

    it were global warming what dunnit.

    • Rat on a train

      White supremacy

  17. The Last American Hero

    With all due respect to the commentariat, the l,g,and, b need to stand up to the t. Same goes for my l neighbors, who think the wholesale trans crazy is a Fox News conspiracy.

    • Mojeaux

      I told my brother that two years ago. “Dude, you need to do something about those Ts because they are going to fuck you up.”

      Just recently he said, “I am so over this trans bullshit.”

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        👆👆👆

        I’ve had this conversation a couple of times. The worst are the middle class white liberals who react to any criticism of the trans agenda as an attempt to recriminalize sodomy and chemically castrate gays.

        My general response is “Let it continue down this path and that is exactly what will happen.”

      • Tonio

        “Let it continue down this path and that is exactly what will happen.”

        That is my fear, too.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It is well founded.

        Don’t put normies in the position of choosing between their children and a minority group of any kind. It will not end well.

    • Tonio

      Many of the LGB folks exited the movement after we got sodomy legalized, gay marriage, and adoption. I won’t debate the merits of the latter two, since this isn’t about that. The movement, as it is now, exists pretty much entirely for the other letters and symbols of the QUILTBAG+.

      There is a nascent Gays Against Groomers movement that has made some noise but has failed to gain traction.

      • Count Potato

        Political movements don’t stop just because they reach their goals. Look at feminism or the civil rights movement.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Correct. They become industries and institutions.

      • Brochettaward

        At the top of every movement is a group of grifters who have gotten themselves fat and happy with the power and money they’re making. They have no choice basically but to expand their agenda.

      • juris imprudent

        They have a choice but they refuse to do the decent thing.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Incentives: How do they work?

      • robc

        MADD continued on after the founder left. She thought the job was done.

      • B.P.

        The March of Dimes was about polio. When that went away, they considered disbanding but got into infant mortality. Now they’re doing… health equity.

      • R C Dean

        “Failed to gain traction”

        That is very concerning, indeed. If the mainstream gays don’t marginalize the freaks and pervs, then a backlash will be . . . Indiscriminate.

    • Count Potato

      It’s not the T, it’s the trans activists.

      • MikeS

        There are plenty of people who currently identify as T that need to be stood up to.

      • Count Potato

        Sure, but you can say that of people of any stripe.

      • MikeS

        But you keep blindly defending one stripe.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      This is intersexphobia.

  18. Tonio

    A lawsuit has been filed in federal court against a Columbus-area school district, with parents claiming teachers are discussing LGBTQ issues with students without parental consent, according to reports.

    I was unclear what basis they would have for suing in federal court. The article that Sug linked also contains a link to an article in The Columbus Dispatch which implies that it’s a Title IX case but it’s unclear what part of Title IX mandates the action of the teachers.

    Furthermore:

    In a July meeting with several parents, according to the complaint, Hilliard Superintendent David Stewart said the law is unclear, but teachers would be putting themselves at risk if they were to out a student to their parents without the child’s permission.

    According to the complaint, the district told parents in September that by default it informs parents of matters like gender dysphoria symptoms, but there may be exceptions for the child’s health and safety.

    All your children are belong to the state.

    • Nephilium

      I can understand not outing a kid to their parents, and don’t see an issue with that. Of course, the teachers probably shouldn’t know (or care) about the kids sexual preferences either.

      • Count Potato

        Six-year-olds don’t have sexual preferences.

      • juris imprudent

        They do have very impressionable minds.

      • Count Potato

        This is true.

      • rhywun

        Of course, the teachers probably shouldn’t know (or care) about the kids sexual preferences either.

        This. There should not be any discussion of this stuff in any grade. WTH is wrong with people?!

      • R C Dean

        “I can understand not outing a kid to their parents, and don’t see an issue with that.”

        In theory, purely passive nondisclosure might be OK. When it crosses over into “support” for the “trans” kid, though, I have issues.

  19. Tundra

    The L and the G and the B just wanted to be left alone. AWFLs had to go and ruin everything, like always.

    There was a conversation in the dead thread about the Flyer who skipped warmups and wouldn’t wear the silly jersey. After pondering the issue I have reached the following conclusions:

    The whole issue is retarded. I hate the league for buckling, the sportswriters for rending their garments, the other players for not putting up a fight, the jerseys themselves and finally every AWFL on the planet.

    The only one I like is Provorov.

    I quit my subscription to The Athletic when their fucking writers went all in on Covid hysteria. I didn’t watch any of the games in front of cardboard cutouts. I have ventured back in because it’s the most beautiful of games. But this episode makes me crabby.

    • rhywun

      Making everyone crabby and/or hating each other is all part of the playbook. It’s working as planned.

      • Tundra

        I still love most people.

        Just not the ones that want me to hate. Fuck them.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Alaska scientists at the U.S. Geological Survey in 2019 found changes in sea ice habitat had coincided with evidence that polar bears’ use of land was increasing and that the chances of a polar bear encounter had increased.

    Wait. The bears adapt? I thought they just keeled over dead.

    • Tundra

      It’s all lies. Climate change killed them off years ago.

      • Bobarian LMD

        This was definitely the work of the dreaded white grizzly.

    • juris imprudent

      White bear supremacy, or something.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      There are a lot of things the Federal government should not be doing, but they should be keeping an eye out for space lasers.

      • Rat on a train

        The Death Star of David is out there waiting for us to let down our guard.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      And the Feds are conspicuously absent in what is obviously a domestic terrorism case.

      In case anyone had any remaining doubts as to the agenda of the permanent State.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Useful tools are useful.

      • Brochettaward

        I mean, I’d take some actual media coverage but I’m guessing CNN won’t be running wall to wall coverage on the looming threat of leftwing terror.

      • The Last American Hero

        The feds are busy patrolling school board meetings and looking for proof that the proud boys are sabotaging substations.

    • Sean

      At least they capped the shooter.

    • Compelled Speechless

      This is another one of those situations where it’s impossible to find anyone to root for, isn’t it?

      • SugarFree

        Well, it puts a lie to the idea that Antifa is non-violent. Not that the captive media will report it that way, or, probably, at all.

      • Compelled Speechless

        With all the suppression the media has already done for them the last few years, I’m not going to hold my breath hoping that this is what finally moves the needle.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It won’t. Remember the reaction to the occupation of a shack in the middle of a national park? The media went berserk. There were calls to dronestrike the cabin.

        These guys are shooting local cops and nary a word.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I remember when some dudes with guns took over blocks of downtown Seattle, forced legitimate businesses down and the media treated it like it was a fun impromptu block party.

      • Mojeaux

        Jan 6 was an INSURRECTION, bro!

      • Spudalicious

        It’s still there.

    • Michael Malaise

      Cops and Antifa potentially killing one another?

      I fail to see the downside.

  21. Rebel Scum

    Obviously he is just playing politics for power.

    CNN’s Nia-Malika Henderson tries to dismiss Youngkin’s concerns about Fairfax County schools putting equity over merit as just his “maniacal focus on higher office” and isn’t a real issue.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Well he is, but that doesn’t make him wrong.

    • Bobarian LMD

      The members of congress formed a band.

      “maniacal focus on higher office” was their debut album.

  22. Mojeaux

    So they still don’t know what organism(s) is (are) growing in my mom’s knee or why/how. But she is probably going to have to have an antibiotic-impregnated spacer put in her knee for 12 weeks, immobilized (likely just a brace) before having a knee replacement. I may have a new temporary address for a while.

    • Sean

      How’s she taking it?

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, she’s just happy she’s not SICK sick, and that she didn’t waste everybody’s time going to the ER for a painful knee. Otherwise, she’s just bored and dreading 12 weeks of immobilization.

      • Mojeaux

        Also, they put her on a cardiac and diabetic diet so I smuggled her salt and a Cherry Mash.

      • Sean

        😃

    • Ted S.

      I hope for all her trouble she at least gets (at least temporarily) to have a knee that looks like Fetterlump’s neck.

      • Mojeaux

        It already does. It was really swollen yesterday. They drew out a shit ton of bloody aspirate.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Ask it if it would consider running for Senate. This might just be the foot in the door the Glibs need.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Ooof! I had knee surgery back in college. They left a drain in to aspirate.

        Pulling that thing out was one of the most horrific experiences of my life.

        I could feel that shit all the way to the back of my head.

      • Ted S.

        I knew someone in college who had to have fluid removed from his bladder, getting a catheter pit up his urethra.

      • B.P.

        *a dozen Glibs cross their legs*

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Ouchie…sorry she’s going through all that

    • DEG

      Sorry. Best wishes.

    • Count Potato

      I hope she’s feeling better soon.

  23. Brochettaward

    Also, to respond to Kinnath’s point in previous article on doing what your employer wants – the hockey player in question could very easily claim religious discrimination if forced to wear gay pride paraphernalia.

  24. DEG

    Bad Daddy.

    Hunter probably likes being called that.

  25. Rebel Scum

    I was gonna take a swipe at a pun but I can hardly bear it.

    A polar bear that wandered its way into a remote village in Alaska killed a woman and a boy on Tuesday.

    Alaska State Troopers reported before the Polar Bear attacked the woman and the boy the massive bear was chasing residents in the remote village of Wales, Alaska.

    Shortly after the bear mauled to death the woman and child, a local resident got out his gun and killed the bear.

    • Ted S.

      Does a bear shit in the woods?

      Do drugs fall out of a bear’s ass?

      • Old Man With Candy

        Is the bear Catholic?

      • Nephilium

        Only when the Pope shits in the woods.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Holy shit!

      • Spudalicious

        Does the Pope have a problem with shit sticking to his skin?

    • Compelled Speechless

      You’re making jokes about this? Dude, that’s cold.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’d like to see Tundra’s take on this.

      • juris imprudent

        I think we can seal this up right quick.

      • Spudalicious

        They needed a safe harbor to seal themselves in.

  26. Grummun

    everything that had ever been written or discovered or created by mankind was done by a member of their cult

    So they’re all the Greek father from My Big Fat Greek Wedding?

  27. Rat on a train

    Random code lookup: VA 18.2-509

    Any person in any motor vehicle or otherwise who, between a half hour after sunset on any day and a half hour before sunrise the following day, employs a light attached to such vehicle, or employs a spotlight to cast a light beyond the surface of the roadway upon any poultry house or other building inhabited by animals that causes such animals to panic or become injured, except upon his own land or upon private land on which he has permission, shall be guilty of a Class 4 misdemeanor.

    Drive by lightings are illegal in Virginia.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I remember some asshole spotlighting my field from the road looking for deer shortly after we moved in. Poachers were a huge problem before the fence went up.

      Now my problems have shifted to drunk drivers ramming the fence.

      • juris imprudent

        Country living!

    • Q Continuum

      👍

      I love when SJWs play into the hands of the lecherous patriarchy.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It took men to free the nipple.

      • creech

        Yes, like with rollback of abortion laws, where women accused men of being against abortion. Obviously, they didn’t remember the early adopter – Hugh Hefner and Playboy – who campaigned long and hard for abortion and turning women into mere sex objects.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Ah. So as soon as biological men get involved, it’s OK to show some nip.

      • Old Man With Candy

        I’ll show one of mine on Zoom. Left or right? Decisions, decisions.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Why not both you big tease?

      • Rat on a train

        No witch’s teat?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The third one! The third one!

      • Count Potato

        I don’t think that’s it. There have been plenty of MTF on IG for a long time, so the ban was on “feminine presenting nipples”.

      • rhywun

        Now you’re getting it. 😉

    • rhywun

      Turning themselves into porno sites is the best way advance tolerance and love.

      • Count Potato

        Also, make money. Which is probably the real reason.

    • Michael Malaise

      I find it hilarious that men are now better at being women than women.

  28. Q Continuum

    “A lawsuit has been filed in federal court against a Columbus-area school district”

    This needs to be happening everywhere; lawfare, after all, is how the Revolutionary Left has made some of its biggest strides. Time to turn that weapon against them. Sue everyone in sight: the unions, the district, the school board, the superintendents, the individual teachers; make sure they know that no one is safe if they keep this shit up.

  29. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    By dog, if those two insufferable twat “Sussexes” succeed in getting Clarkson’s Farm cancelled, I will go ballistic

    • R.J.

      Is there a season two?

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Yes and it’s supposed to debut soon

    • R.J.

      I was so excited I clicked early!

      • SugarFree

        Premature enclickenation is a real problem and nothing to joke about.

      • Spudalicious

        I read that as “I was so excited, I dicked early!”.

  30. Timeloose

    “Biden claimed in his 2021 book “Beautiful Things” that he had fought the paternity suit because he had no recollection of the sexual encounter that led to the pregnancy, according to the New York Post.

    The child was conceived while Biden was in a relationship with Hallie Biden, his brother Beau’s widow”

    So a complete POS all around. His dad did a bang up job.

    I heard Stigmata after kissing my first girlfriend in HS. Kind of set the tone for the relationship. It started with “Stigmata” and ended with “You Know What You Are” I avoided the “The land of Rape and Honey”

    Funny enough that last song was inspired by a farm sign of the same name. Rapeseed and Honey.

    • Michael Malaise

      The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste was always my go-to for Ministry.

      • Timeloose

        The samples from both albums were great; full metal jacket, Fahrenheit 451, 1984, the Space Shuttle launch.

        It would be impossible to use those samples today and make money. It was still the Wild West back then.

      • rhywun

        Yah, it’s the best one.

  31. DEG

    Rebel Media folks try to interview Pfizer CEO at Davos

    It was the moment we were waiting for: one of the most hated men in the world going for a leisurely stroll because he assumed he was amongst friends. After all, in the three years since the pandemic began, have you ever seen a journalist ask him a tough question?

    Well, he didn’t count on Rebel News and our accountability style of citizen journalism.

    I walked right up to him and started asking him the questions that millions of people have surely been wondering for years. And a moment later, Avi joined in, making it a sort of walking press conference. And Bourla couldn’t answer a single question.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I saw that. It was great.

      Only thing better would be somebody pounding the shit out of him.

      • Q Continuum

        Rebel News pummels Pfizer CEO with questions at World Economic Forum.

    • Q Continuum

      I take it back, I’ll make one comment:

      “Much was made of a WSJ poll last week, that suggested, albeit based on a small sample, that even white suburban women (an affluent demographic that overlaps with the derisive “AWFL” designation) were swinging against the Democrats based on economic concerns.”

      This underscores that family structure actually plays a much more significant role in political orientation than plumbing or skin color; it’s also why I’ve seen “SWF” (Single Woke Female) bandied as an alternative to the more pithy and humorous but less accurate AWFL.

      Now you can all accuse me of misogyny.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I’ve seen this argument playing a bit in recent weeks, and the “Single” aspect was very much significant, perhaps the most significant. The massive rise in singles coinciding with the march through the institutions doesn’t seem like a coincidence to me.

      • Tundra

        Families are the devil in commieland. Forever and always.

    • rhywun

      I was wondering what the hell an AWFL was.

      • creech

        Angry white female lesbian?

      • R C Dean

        Affluent White Female Liberal.

        That the Single Woke Female thing is now a, err, thing, is interesting. I wonder if the Affluents are finally figuring out they are on the menu.

    • Spudalicious

      If you’d quit being a misogynist…

    • Tundra

      Weird. Something coming down?

      • juris imprudent

        NZ GDP?

      • Tundra

        Lol. Nice.

      • Hyperion

        The majority of the peeps there really are sheep, literally.

      • Hyperion

        Klaus is unhappy with Jacinda.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        She ran out of coke.

      • Raven Nation

        Not sure. She’s down in the polls but not catastrophically so. Election isn’t until late this year. And I’m not sure the economics is a factor: Ardern is a true believer and probably thinks things will work out OK. It could be partly true: she probably is tired. But, I wonder if there’s some global role being set up for her.

      • Hyperion

        Either that, or Klaus is not happy with her anymore.

    • rhywun

      Can she take Joe with her?

      • Rat on a train

        Joe and Kamala are a package deal.

      • Hyperion

        Only until Fettersquatch and Favelasquatch take the reins.

    • Shpip

      During question time, Ardern says: “As much as I have taken great joy in this job, I would be giving a disservice to this country and to the Labour Party if I continued, knowing that I just don’t have enough in the tank for another four years.”

      She’s done enough disservice to her country. Time to give someone else a chance.

    • Tundra

      Where did this guy come from? A few days ago I had never even heard of him.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        He’s been big on the Tweeters for a few years

      • PutridMeat

        been around for several years. He and his comedian buddy have a podcast call Triggernometry and, for a while they had a ‘raw’ or something like that show every Friday/Saturday evening. Started roughly around the start of Covid BS in 2020, maybe a few months earlier. Some good interviews, shows, and some bright spots in their sort of goof-off shows. I believe they consider themselves (or did) of the left, and seem to be especially on the economic side, but empirically seem less and less so as they ask questions.

    • kinnath

      Excellent. Thanks for the link.

  32. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    The music my next door neighbor is listening to sounds like what you’d hear in a nuru gel massage room pr0n video (not that I have any idea what that is, or anything about it at all)

    • Q Continuum

      Does your next door neighbor give nuru gel massages?

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        I…hope not

  33. Hyperion

    I already had dinner, so I guess it is safe to read the latest chapter of Joemala? Or maybe SF has reverted back to the family friendly guy we all know and love?

    • kinnath

      it’s safe

      enough

  34. Lackadaisical

    “If your kid’s 2nd grade teacher doesn’t tell him about felching, who will?”

    I don’t know what this is (somehow?) And don’t plan to find out.

    • Tundra

      It will not enrich you at all. Consider yourself lucky.

    • Spudalicious

      I actually enjoyed watching that.

      • Tundra

        That’s what I mean.

        Shit was cooler 134 years ago!

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Well yeah, the earth’s warming man, haven’t you heard?

  35. hayeksplosives

    https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/35474865/provorov-negatively-impacted-pride-night

    This is somewhat disturbing. They want “respect” for their Gay Pride night, but they don’t respect one player’s decision to opt out.

    Check out the language:

    You Can Play COO Kurt Weaver said his organization has reached out to the Flyers and Provorov to provide “additional information and a better understanding of the situation” in the aftermath.

    “We do this with a lot of our partners where, after an incident like this, we’ll come in and run education sessions for the whole team, for the coaches, for the individual players on a one-on-one basis,” said Weaver, adding that the Flyers have used the organization’s education programs in the past.

    An “incident” like this?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      You must conform.

      You cannot opt out.

      They’re going to push until it snaps. They can’t help themselves.

    • R C Dean

      Fuck. Off.