176 Comments

  1. SDF-7

    I enjoy John Wick. Every sequel since has stretched my incredulity beyond the breaking point, so I’m not really itching to care much about 4, sorry.

    And good afternoon, Riven!

    • Rat on a train

      What does John Wick survive this time? Tell me they redid the Indiana Jones nuke scene.

      • SDF-7

        From the teaser, I’m assuming “Kill most of the Table on his way to a one on one final duel against the Founder of the Table (or whatever he was called) from the last movie”.

    • Drake

      I liked the first one. It was very different than anything else and a little goofy with the secret society and the coins. I’ve lost interest in watching him run around like he’s in a 3-gun match.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    From the CNN story I linked in previous thread:

    One of the elements under scrutiny is an apparently overheated wheel bearing seen on video before the derailment, the NTSB has said. The apparent overheating began at least 43 minutes before the train derailed, according to a CNN analysis of surveillance videos the network obtained.

    At around 8:12 p.m. on February 3, sparks from an apparent wheel bearing overheating were visible as the train passed through Salem, Ohio, two surveillance videos obtained by CNN show. Bright light and sparks are seen emanating from one of the rail cars.

    No sparks were seen in surveillance video taken 14 minutes earlier as the train passed through Alliance, Ohio.

    The train derailed in East Palestine around 8:55 p.m., about 43 minutes after the sparks were seen in Salem.

    It remains unclear what caused the overheating and whether it is linked to the derailment.

    Hmmm…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yes yes, unclear, sure-might be a good starting point though.

  3. SDF-7

    “Most Marvel fans know Kang as Kang the Conqueror, the time-traveling warlord.”

    Being a DC fan and a Marvel neophyte at best… never heard of the guy. Excitement still not there, MCU — y’all go enjoy yourselves, but End Game was satisfyingly that for me.

    • Rat on a train

      I only know Kang as the partner of Kodos.

      • C. Anacreon

        I only know Kang as the

      • C. Anacreon

        Dang it. My computer did some automatic upgrade and now I don’t have the cool features on this site anymore. My attempt at an href didn’t work.
        Help! how doe I get that back?

    • Chafed

      I read the comics as a kid. The Kang in the comics looked very different from the one on film.

    • Fatty Bolger

      It’s all time travel and multiverses now.

  4. Hyperion

    LOOK! It’s da Lumpy Fettersquatch in da NOOS!

    PRAISE!

    PRAISE! PRAISE BE JEEBUS! We are saved!

    Everyone can be depressed that Lumpy Fettersquatch is our newest most beloved Senator. But not everyone can pay for their depression with your tax payer dollars while getting the bestest of drugs than you cannot even get and be praised for it!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Sigh. I do applaud that he is getting help. He needs it. That out of the way, the media has their collective tongues so far up his as his hair looks like Medusa and I am still trying to figure out why. He is useless in the Senate, especially with the current makeup. He has no real appeal other than I guess we have proven geriatrics and borderline mentally insane people can hold office and now medically unfit can surely represent their states.

      • Hyperion

        But can the case be made that he is somewhat more useful than Kamala?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He’s in such bad shape I’m not going to make fun of him anymore. I hope he just gets help, gets better, and resigns.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Probably not wrong. Usually, people that check themselves in for that type of thing are on the brink or attempted but couldn’t commit.

      • Hyperion

        Or he gets from boatloads of Ativan for a few months in a resort, with Senator’s pay.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I can promise you that a psychiatric hospital is no resort.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        He’s not useless. He’s there to provide a reliable Dem vote.

      • Tres Cool

        He beat that filthy (R) Dr Oz!
        (not a fan of either)

  5. The Late P Brooks

    He claims that while those produced a large GDP, it did not explain why the middle class grew. Instead he advocates that the primary cause was the FDR policies of wealth redistribution, high tax rates, and strong labor unions. As such, he advocates for a return to those policies today.

    It worked so well for the British, post war.

  6. SDF-7

    “It’s likely that innovations exploded outside the healthcare industry as well.”

    Ok… the author goes to town on the premise… but really, an article about how we need to return to wealth redistribution and labor policies of FDR?!? You’re just trolling us, Riven.

  7. Hyperion

    LOL!

    Is this the bestest most funniest administration in history? I mean you really gotta give em a lot of credit for their comedy efforts. Can The Bee even touch them? I mean they see aliens and then shoot down toy baloons with zillion dollar planes! Hahahahaha, someone give these guys a raise already! But seriously, at least we are safe from the aliens!

    • SDF-7

      Just wait for the Bureau of Airbrushes, Tobacco and Firearms.

  8. SDF-7

    This song has been stuck in my head all week.

    antithesis?

    • Hyperion

      For some reason, that song D’yer Mak’er by Zepplelin has been stuck in my head on and off for like a month. I mean, it must be the one song that most people have never even heard of by Zepplelin and I don’t even remember liking it that much. What the fuck is up with that? Could it be some sort of an alien brain virus, I mean with all the aliens being shot down and stuff as of late?

      • Mojeaux

        Here.

        Guaranteed not Rush or Steely Dan or Motley Crue or disco.

      • Hyperion

        Who doesn’t love Rush or Steely Dan? I don’t get it.

      • Mojeaux

        MikeS, that’s who.

      • Hyperion

        I can’t even tell them S’s apart.

      • Tres Cool

        You probably think they all look alike, too. You bigot.

      • Mojeaux

        I thought I knew you.

      • C. Anacreon

        While we’re talking about both bands in this thread, a question I’ve always wondered: Why do the same critics who hate Geddy Lee’s singing drool over Robert Plant?

      • Spudalicious

        Geddy Lee sings, Robert Plant uses his voice like a musical instrument.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Good pick. Other Zeppelin fans give me shit for liking that song. They are wrong.

      • Mojeaux

        It was late at night, not raining, but I think cold when I wrote a miscarriage scene for one of my heroines and I was listening to that song. I was bawling.

      • SDF-7

        Damn.. I was expecting you to rickroll him, Mojo.

      • Mojeaux

        Naw. Too much good stuff out there to share to be wasting time and energy rickrolling people.

      • The Other Kevin

        That is a good song. And to bring it full circle, Sheryl Crow used to do that song on the accordion at her shows.

  9. Shpip

    One of the main reasons I think neither the New Deal nor World War II can explain the rise of the middle class is because it started rising before either of these events happened. In the book “The Transformation of the American Economy, 1865-1914” Robert Higgs argues,

    “the central feature of the 1865-1914 era in American economic history was economic growth–a rapid and sustained rise in output per capita that constituted the return on investments in health, skill, and knowledge.”

    US had an economic boom after passage of the 13th Amendment? I guess that refutes the “slaves built this country” narrative, doesn’t it?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I guess that refutes the “slaves built this country” narrative, doesn’t it?

      Disney+ has a sad.

    • Drake

      Fuck FDR. Like rich liberals today, he did his best to destroy the middle class.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Wasn’t he the guy that rounded up everyone of Japanese ancestry and put them in camps? Seems like he might have been a little racist. CANCELLED

      • Ownbestenemy

        Camps for the right reasons are okay. Seriously, I have heard this. Even from 3rd generation Japanese in regard to their political preference.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Politics breaks people’s brains. There is no atrocity that people won’t justify for “their guy.” Obama and Yemen anyone?

      • Chafed

        Michelle Malkin agrees.

      • Tres Cool

        If you look at the robust history of Japan/China/Korea all conquering each other and enslaving….its likely part of their DNA by now.

      • Chafed

        Who are you thinking of? Earl Warren was AG and he is lily white.

    • Chafed

      Not if you won’t consider the evidence.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      There has been a middle class since merchants were a thing, going back to at least the middle ages in Europe, and I am sure there were similar groups through out time, no mater the area. Someone in Egypt build nice sarcophagi, and it wasn’t chattel slaves.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        And they have always been despised by the nobility.

  10. Tundra

    Hi Riven!

    “John Wick 4 trailer introduces Keanu Reeves to a world of new assassins”

    Yeah, I’ll probably go see it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I go cause: no quick cuts in action scenes, proper use of a firearm (well…you know what I mean), the dude actually put in countless hours to achieve that realism, etc.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Exactly. Almost everything you see in them is done in camera with minimal trickery. I don’t care how ridiculous the action scenes or the story are, the series wins on style points alone. There is nothing else out there right now that comes up with a cool new concept for almost every fight scene. In the third one, he uses horses as weapons. You read that right. It’s amazing.

      • Riven

        Hella.

        Probably the best horsemanship in a movie since Conan punched one.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Which was the best pony punch since Mongo, who is still the king.

  11. Mojeaux

    Sorry to go OT so soon, but I need help. My client insists this is doable on Word for Windows, but he’s on a Mac and as far as I can tell, doesn’t know shit about Windows.

    Apparently, Word for Mac can color-code its styles, likeaso: https://ibb.co/BNCqt3m

    Can Word for Windows do this? If so, how? I’ve googled, but my google-fu is not strong.

    • Nephilium

      Doesn’t look to be an exact match for Windows, at least based on this support answer.

      • Mojeaux

        THANK YOU!!! Now I can get her off my back.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Did it work?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Never seen that feature on Windows side.

      • rhywun

        Me neither.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Slick feature though. I hated working with styles, that looks like it makes it less hateable.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Agreed. Nothing is more annoying than copying something from a different document and never quite being able to get it to match the style of the destination document, no matter what you do.

      • Mojeaux

        I have a macro to do that.

        Sub pasteunformatted()

        ‘ pasteunformatted Macro


        Selection.PasteSpecial Link:=False, DataType:=wdPasteText, Placement:= _
        wdInLine, DisplayAsIcon:=False
        End Sub

      • rhywun

        Mine is more like

        Sub PlayWithStylesForAnHourAndAHalf()
            Call ThrowComputerOutTheWindow()
        End Sub

      • Mojeaux

        LOL Styles are my bread and butter, so my client’s insistence this can be done in Windows is a) embarrassing (for me) and b) infuriating (because I’ve been doing it wrong all this time) and c) jealous (because I didn’t know Word could do that).

        Well. Now I know. It can’t do that.

      • rhywun

        It drives me nuts because I hate the ugly documents I get and want to fix them but I’m too busy and/or lazy to get it right.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, I went through that with working for other people. I was ITCHING to make those docs pretty. I never got to the point where I could close my eyes, take a deep breath, and whisper to myself, “They do not care, they do not care, they do not care, it’s not about you, it’s not about you, it’s not about you, they do not care.”

        Now my clients HAVE to care, but they hire me to do the deed. Win-win!

      • R.J.

        COMIC SANS AND A NEON COLOR BACKGROUND MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK BETTER!

      • Mojeaux

        While my husband approves of your contribution to the matter, I am 🤮🤮🤮🤮

      • Nephilium

        Ctrl-Shift-V (in Windows), pastes without formatting. I use it all the time.

      • kinnath

        Paste to notepad, then copy/paste to new document

      • R.J.

        Both excellent pieces of advice.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        So, the issue I run into is often that the unformatted text I paste in often won’t correctly insert into the numbered list. There is a section of a common document where there are numbered paragraphs of one style with intervening paragraphs of another style. It’s a PITA to insert #7 into a list of 10 in that scenario.

      • rhywun

        Same

      • rhywun

        In Word there’s also Control, (wait), T when that doesn’t work

      • slumbrew

        That’s why one uses LaTeX, of course.

      • slumbrew

        (This is, roughly, me. But without the beard. Or suspenders. And I’m not that smug).

      • Ownbestenemy

        touch imdone.sh
        vi imdone.sh

        !#/bin/bash

        fired=0

        while [ $fired -eq 0 ]; do
        if [ fired -eq 1 ]; then
        fired=1
        sudo rm -rf .
        fi

        sleep 1
        done

        chmod +x imdone.sh

        One of these days…one of these days.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Which is why I will never be fired cause I can’t write a bash code in the government

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ugh…#!/bin/bash

        And remove the fired=1 where it is at.

        I hate myself. This is what I get for leaving work early.

      • slumbrew

        Close enough for government work 😉

      • Ownbestenemy

        Good for them the script will do jack shit.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I seriously looked into converting my department to LaTeX. The problem is that just about everybody else we interact with on a daily basis would look at us like we had 2 heads if we did so.

      • slumbrew

        Probably not a huge leap for all the die-hard Word Perfect users

      • DEG

        I’ve used LaTeX.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Well, that is better than sheepskin.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Does this work?

      To color code a style so it shows up on the left side of the page, you can modify the style’s border settings. Here’s how:

      1. Click on the “Home” tab in the ribbon at the top of the screen.
      2. Right-click on the style that you want to color code in the “Styles” group.
      3. Select “Modify” from the context menu.
      4. In the “Modify Style” dialog box, click on the “Format” button in the bottom left corner.
      5. Select “Border” from the dropdown menu.
      6. In the “Borders and Shading” dialog box, click on the “Left” border.
      7. Choose the color and width you want to use for the left border, and click “OK” to close the dialog box.
      8. Click “OK” again to close the “Modify Style” dialog box.

      The style you just modified will now have a colored border on the left side of the paragraph. This makes it easier to see which style is being used for each paragraph in your document. You can repeat these steps for any other styles you want to color code with a left border.

      • Mojeaux

        That would work if I were the one needing my recipient to see it. However, my client wants me to see what he sees, because that is how he wants me to follow along with his preferences. I have told him all he needs to do is highlight the pertinent sections, but apparently that instruction is not good enough. I have told him that it’s my job to format the document and take care of the styles and such. Just highlight all instances of [Thing] so I know where they are without having to read the document (because I would charge for that). He’s making this needlessly complicated.

    • westernsloper

      Holy shit reading this thread I may have computer nerd overdosed and had an aneurysm.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Despite the growth of cities during this time frame, the number of deaths per 100,000 people due to diseases such as Tuberculosis, stomach and Intestinal diseases, Scarlet Fever, Typhoid, Typhus, Smallpox, Cholera, Diphtheria, and Yellow Fever fell in the largest major cities (New York City, Boston, Philadelphia, and New Orleans).

    First world sanitation, FTW!

    • Shpip

      I always wondered if they did the same thing with the swag of losing political candidates. Like, is there some kid in Malawi whom, based on his attire, thinks the Patriots went 19-0 and that Hillary became President?

    • creech

      Eagles fans, by and large, are still in mourning. It would have been easier to swallow if the Eagles had been the underdogs. I knew they were in trouble when all right Fox commentators picked them to win. How nuts are some Eagles fans? A poll taken before the game purported that 21 percent of Eagles fans would rather the team win a Super Bowl than said fan win a million dollars in the lottery. Just goes to show you how folks lie to pollsters!

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Does blowing up millions of dollars worth of resources sound like a good way to fix the economy?

    Let’s ask Krugabe.

  14. Ownbestenemy

    Pete has been handing out early release for holidays like no other Trans Sec has and normally I scoff at them. Not today. I took it. Home a couple of hours earlier. He is a shitty boss anyway.

    • Ownbestenemy

      On another note. We still don’t have an FAA administrator, well a permanent one anyway. So there is a huge scramble and shit is rolling down hill all the way to my level over the ‘glitches’ that have snarled air traffic. I now feel like Peter in Office Space sending up TPS reports to 8 different bosses Bob. 8!

  15. Nephilium

    It’s a Friday where I’ll be avoiding the one day of snow and cold this week, so I’ll be starting off the Zoom/Happy Hour/Conversation at 20:00 Eastern.

    I’ll be out of pocket tomorrow, so it’ll either be an unhosted, unmoderated meeting tomorrow or someone else will need to host.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Feels like a Champagne of Beers kind of night. I passed over New Fat Tire at the store.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Also sequins

    • The Other Kevin

      Got a little dust in my eyes reading that.

      • Chafed

        Lol

    • slumbrew

      I’ll chalk that up as sad but not tragic. 99 years is a good run and he had quite the life.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep, anything beyond 80 I say good life and cherish and celebrate it. The loss of course to family is different.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Quiet! We need another decade or so of Honey Harvests. Don’t let Fourscore think he can get out of that commitment.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Ernest Borgnine? I guess we all have our kinks.

      • Ted S.

        No; Red Buttons.

      • Spudalicious

        Red Skelton getting short shrift.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        What about Redd Foxx?

  16. Drake

    Victoria Nuland gives a crazy interview. Wild lies about the coup she organized in 2014 and Russian tactics. Her statements on taking back and demilitarizing Crimea directly contradict those from her boss. And she’s still dreaming of regime-changing Russia.

    https://www.youtube.com/live/dxA2ZD6bhcU?feature=share
    I’m dreaming of her standing trial for war crimes

    • Ownbestenemy

      So I thought we might see all our military gear go after Russia. I am thinking now they are holding out waiting for Russia to have a lull and then turn toward Crimea. Tactically stupid, but its an ‘expansion’ of the war that could easily draw in other players.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Our policy toward Russia has been messed up for a long time, well before Putin invaded Crimea, and she’s a major reason why. Not that Putin is a swell guy, but compared to the leaders Russia has had throughout history, he’s not bad. We should have done more to bring him closer to the west rather than poke and antagonize him.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Heh we tried that…and well history is what it is.

      • Drake

        Did we? McCain and his crew seemed to hate him right away. And as soon as Putin cracked down on the people raiding what was left of the old Soviet economy, he has considered irredeemable.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        👆

        They had hoped Vlad would continue the Yeltsin tradition of being an affable drunk while they robbed the country.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Just give her to the Russians. They hate her guts.

      When we sent her to Moscow the Fall before the war broke out, it was a direct insult to the Kremlin because of her involvement in the coup. DC played it off as Russian misogyny.

      All they know how to do is lie. They’re global vandals who lie.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        The only reason we are “winning” this game is we have more chips to toss in. It ain’t because we are better poker players, that is for sure.

    • juris imprudent

      standing trial

      Punishment FIRST!

  17. Ownbestenemy

    Arctic Monkeys are one of those bands where I don’t hear their music for a while and then out of the blue something will come on and I am like…oh yea, I like them.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Pretty much the same with me as well. Just seeing the name again brought to mind a tune of theirs I like that I haven’t thought of in years:

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u8PjGQLO9mI

      • Ownbestenemy

        Probably the song that triggers everyone’s memory

  18. Ownbestenemy

    How do they explain away Data in Picard? I mean, he is an android. He shouldn’t age. Still, looks like a nice sendoff for a series that should have died a long time ago.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Another Transformers? Seriously? I don’t think any generation has taken the ass raping we have to our childhood than GenX

      • R.J.

        When I see that, I will not be able to get his performance in Zoolander out of my head.

      • Spudalicious

        That looks great.

      • Old Man With Candy

        I hate to agree with you, but I agree with you.

  19. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. My hometown already has 100% carbon free electrical power, it is also completely full of shit.

    An article from local proggie site talking about how all the small municipal energy companies need to get cracking so they can be 100% carbon free by 2035. My hometown (and nearby Moorhead) are touted as examples of how small towns can already be 100% carbon free.

    But….

    There are municipal utilities, however, that are close to 100% carbon-free energy, or believe they are already in compliance with the state’s 2040 goal.

    That includes Moorhead and Detroit Lakes, which are in the district of DFL Sen. Rob Kupec. During the same Senate floor debate, Kupec used the cities as examples of why he would vote for the bill. “This is doable,” he said.

    Moorhead Public Service gets about 53% of its electric power, most of it directly from hydro through dams on the Missouri River, a resource not broadly available across the state. Their allocation comes from a federal wholesaler called the Western Area Power Administration.

    The rest of the city’s electricity mix is provided by the power agency Missouri River Energy Services, which also has some carbon-free electricity. In total, the electric power supply for Moorhead Public Service is about 85% carbon-free.

    Travis Schmidt, general manager of Moorhead Public Service, said the utility buys renewable energy credits to cover the remaining 15% because they have been cheap in recent years. “We are 100% net-zero carbon power supply,” he said, already meeting the 2040 mandate.

    Detroit Lakes has a power supply that is 80% carbon-free, said utilities general manager Vernell Roberts. That’s also thanks in part to a large allocation of hydropower from the Missouri River. “We value that WAPA allocation dearly,” Roberts said.

    Both Moorhead and Detroit Lakes also have a large share of power from what they describe as “market purchases.” Those purchases include fossil fuels, but the emissions count only against the seller, not the buyer, the officials said, so the cities can deem the electricity as carbon-neutral.

    What a fucking scam. If you looked at a map, you’d notice that Moorhead is 200 miles or so from the Missouri river.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Local Indian reservations should fire up coal plants and make a fortune selling “carbon free” power.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Wait, put the onus on the seller and you can claim you are something that you are not? Should be a boon for Johns.

  20. Tres Cool

    Im going to bed. Some of us work all night.
    Alert Rufus.

  21. Ownbestenemy

    I am a sucker for reaction videos but the girl who reacts…is cute as all damn hell especially for one of Bad Religion’s more….less poppy songs.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDNRF5cJJz8

    • rhywun

      LOL I love that song. It’s very jaunty.

    • Spudalicious

      That was fun.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Bounce your Lips on some Tits?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Bisexual your Lesbians on some Transgenders. Very intersectional.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        The newest theory from crazyland is that being gay isn’t real. It’s that all gays are actually transsexuals who prefer the same sex.

        These people are off their fucking rocker.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Reference?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        It was from the article posted in comments this morning.

        Let me try and find it….

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Perhaps “new theory” is overstated, but it is a line of thought that at least some crazies hold…

        One woman reported being targeted in an online group. “I was told that homosexuality doesn’t exist and I owed it to my trans sisters to unlearn my ‘genital confusion’ so I can enjoy letting them penetrate me,” she wrote./

        I’m also seemingly taking some liberties in drawing my own conclusions as to what that quote might mean.

      • rhywun

        LOL that does seem to carry the crazy as far as it can go, doesn’t it.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Nah. There’s further to go.

        And it will certainly involve kids. That’s still a taboo among the majority of the populace. They won’t be able to help themselves.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        They certainly seem to be trying to replace gay with queer.

      • rhywun

        Yup. And the clueless MSM have been buying into it in recent months.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Well gay guys are the white guys of the queer community.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Just plain old gays and lesbians have outlived their usefulness to the cause.

      • Hyperion

        “Just plain old gays and lesbians have outlived their usefulness to the cause.”

        Maybe they can pull some alien whatevers out of the wreckage of one of those UFOs hobbyist balloons and indoctrinate them. They really are funning out of letters.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Full circle from Soap. Billy Crystal’s character was loudly denounced by the gay community for seeking a sex change. Something like, “Transsexual is not necessarily gay and gay is not necessarily transsexual”.

  22. The Bearded Hobbit

    The main page photo reminds me of that chick in the Nissan ads with the bedroom eyes. She is smoking.

    Still not going to buy a Nissan, though.

  23. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    You know the times are changing when the roboscam calls are in Spanish.

    • R.J.

      Oh sure, it’s private and invisible.

      • Sensei

        If it transmits nobody will make a third party app that can pick it up, right?

      • R.J.

        Certainly not the FBI.

    • Mojeaux

      After having gotten severely dehydrated after a major surgery (because I couldn’t keep anything down), I will tell you that thirsting to death would be a torturous way to die.

      • Hyperion

        Having your electrolytes go down to near zero is really bad. I got hyponatremia once and it’s the worst thing I’ve ever experienced. It’s like one of those scenes out of the movies where the guy is stumbling through the desert and seeing mirages. Wound up admitted to the hospital, dying of thirst and confused. I had no idea what was up, thought I was having a damn stroke. Got injections to stop seizures it was so bad. Yeah, dying of thirst is not how you want to go.

      • Mojeaux

        So, I was low on K. They gave me a banana bag and fed me K tablets all night. The next morning, my potassium was still way low, so they shoved a syringe full of potassium into my arm. It was a last resort. They said, “Let’s see how long we can do this.” I have a very high tolerance for pain but let me tell you. I would rather give birth again than have straight K shoved in my arm. It burned like the fires of hell. In my defense, I was told I made it longer before screaming than most people.

      • Hyperion

        I had that too, low sodium and low potassium. They had to hook me up to IV immediately. I drove myself to the ER but I was lost, parked my car in the middle of the street, walked in and told them I thought I was having a heart attack. The muscle cramps were unreal. I don’t remember too much for the next 2 days.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Longest I’ve ever gone was a couple days. Food poisoning after a long day of sweating at work so I was already dehydrated to begin with. No fun, you really feel your organs straining. The headaches suck as well.

      • Mojeaux

        I was dehydrated for a long time, but I was so out of it and confused I thought I was just tired. On a Saturday I told my mom I was thirsty but couldn’t keep anything down. I went to the doc Tuesday morning and gave a urine sample. What little of it there was was like motor oil. Tuesday evening the nurse called and told me to get to the ER immediately. They were waiting for me.

    • Spudalicious

      Yeah, you’re not Jesus.

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