Friday Morning Links

by | Feb 17, 2023 | Daily Links | 322 comments

I won’t miss this smug-fest.

Nothing really going on in American sports. Except that all teams have pitchers and catchers at spring training as of today.  So let’s rejoice! Late addition as I was doing links: Tim McCarver has died. I’m sure his family loved him. Also, he was an asshole when he had a microphone in front of him. And across the pond, the JV tournament knockout rounds got underway. Now on to news.

This kind of discovery is fascinating. Apparently it looks like they had a pretty intricate transportation system.  Maybe that made it easier for them to carry out large-scale peaceful activities before the white man showed up.  You know, like executing thousands of people at a time.

Amazing

The miracle of human perseverance is amazing. This is simply incredible and wonderful.

Every person who pushed him to campaign is a piece of shit. This is all on them, as he was never anywhere near fit to take on the pressure associated with the job.

These are not serious people. Also, she broke federal law when she deleted that tweet.

Fuck you, Canadian government. We have this little thing here called free speech and won’t be party to your censorship. They better put the video back up.

Did it ever occur to them to just not prosecute people for these crimes in the first place? Also, not reviewing juvenile records is a bad idea if those people were involved in violent crimes. A 19 year old who brutally attacked someone a couple years earlier should not be seriously considered for a job that might put them in tense situations with the public.

One of the good guys.

Good for this guy. It’s his property and he should be able to do what he wants with it, and not be forced to cave to absurd government policies.

This should have happened a long time ago. The concept is laudable, but it’s simply not ready.

LATE ADDITION: I wonder why none of the big outlets are covering this shitshow.

SECOND LATE ADDITION: In a just world, this would be quickly followed by the erection of gibbets all around our capital.

Not all disco was bad. Although this is kind of on the fringe of disco. This one was definitely not disco. And it was a masterpiece. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Friday, dear friends.

About The Author

sloopyinca

sloopyinca

322 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    yo whats goody

    • AlexinCT

      I am working from home today so I can give people here some shit, that’s what up!

  2. Count Potato

    It’s a bit early. Even for me.

    • R.J.

      Second meeting of the day in a few minutes. It’s delightful.

      • AlexinCT

        With off-shore people? Cause I am not sure if super early unneeded Friday AM meetings are just as bad or worse than super late unneeded Friday meetings.

  3. Tres Cool

    “Nothing really going on in American sports.”

    Seems the XFL starts tomorrow. Im kinda looking forward.

    • Timeloose

      Go Generals!!!!

  4. Count Potato

    “This is all on them, as he was never anywhere near fit to take on the pressure associated with the job.”

    Maybe they just assumed retards are happy?

    • sloopyinca

      What happens to the symbiont of the host dies? Will the lump be put into another body? And if so, will it share the retarded memories with its new host?

      • Count Potato

        I don’t know, but he’s no Jadzia Dax.

      • sloopyinca

        Sugar Free already informed me that the Fetters aren’t Trill and that I was a retard for bringing it up.

        But he’s not my supervisor, so I’m going with it.

      • SDF-7

        He might be Joran Dax, though…

      • Rat on a train

        Perhaps the lump is similar to Londo Mollari’s keeper?

      • SDF-7

        So we need to get him just drunk enough to find out, but not too drunk?

        (And as much as I love B5… Sheridan is a goddamn idiot. He saw all that in War Without End and you would think filling in Delenn and Mollari when he got back BEFORE dealing with the Shadows would be Job One so Mollari could be on his guard…. but nooooo… just keep it to yourself and cause 20 years of hell for Centauri Prime, John. Twit.

      • sloopyinca

        Maybe the lump is Kuato.

      • Gustave Lytton

        They couldn’t see God’s messenger so fuck ’em.

        /pop spirituality

      • robc

        I had a crush on Ezri Dax.

      • SDF-7

        You and I assume 90-95% of the male (and what, 10-20% of the female?) viewership of that season of DS9. Manic pixie dream girl incarnate, she was.

      • robc

        That sounds about right.

      • Michael Malaise

        Can we get a nerd alert trigger warning?

      • Sean

        You know where you’re at, right?

      • Mojeaux

  5. Count Potato

    “Also, she broke federal law when she deleted that tweet.”

    There is a law against deleting tweets?

    • Not Adahn

      Probably some public records thing. Just like it’s unconstitutional for OMB to block people from his personal account.

      • juris imprudent

        A Karen? Literally a fucking middle-aged, redheaded Karen? She must have sucked some cock and dumped a buttload of cash into the Biden campaign.

      • AlexinCT

        And spread some ass to kinky people too..

      • sloopyinca

        In this case, it’s just another useless lifelong bureaucrat who’s never had to be productive to gets promoted.

      • Not Adahn

        Now now, who’s to say that having Lizzo decide our foreign policy wouldn’t be an improvement?

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        HEY! Some of us gingers are cool, and on the right side of history!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Public officials accounts

    • sloopyinca

      There’s a law against deleting anything written by an official account. Those are federal records.

      • Count Potato

        So they finally got Trump?

        Official accounts delete stuff all the time.

      • sloopyinca

        And they break the law in doing so. Just because they’re not punished doesn’t mean it’s not a violation. I’m sure they’ll come along to selectively enforce it when it’s politically expedient.

  6. Tres Cool

    Some disco that I like.

      • Michael Malaise

        Bands I can remember playing at my college:

        Social Distortion/Overwhelming Colorfast
        EMF (my friend got them to play there … yeah, they kind of suck)
        Breeders/Belly

      • Gustave Lytton

        they kind of suck

        I find that unbelievable.

        Oh!

  7. juris imprudent

    In Harrisburg, Lump was a big phoney, in DC he’s a nobody. Not even Bernie gives a shit about his faux-working-man schitck.

  8. Yusef drives a Kia

    Donna Summer/ Giorgio Moroder or GTFO
    /disco

    • DrOtto

      Now I just feel like a pussy. Good for him though for reals.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Look at all those creepy dude creeping at him thou…this needs to stop!

        Seriously though, right on topic on the perseverance of the human body and spirit.

  9. UnCivilServant

    Whenever I hear about people on Hunger strike, my first thought is “Hunger Strikes are a self-solving problem”.

    • SDF-7

      Are Hunger strikes where people are looking for a Czech mark?

  10. AlexinCT

    This kind of discovery is fascinating. Apparently it looks like they had a pretty intricate transportation system. Maybe that made it easier for them to carry out large-scale peaceful activities before the white man showed up. You know, like executing thousands of people at a time.

    I often ask the morons that talk about how the honkey invaders ruined the Americas, how people like Cortez and Pizarro, with a small group of syphilitic people, vanquished large armies of the natives. Undoubtably you will get that bullshit line about how the natives were peaceful, which is easy to dispute. But you should see the reaction when you point out that the real reason these conquistadores won the day was that those “peaceful” civilizations had so brutalized, oppressed, and used their neighbors (especially for them human sacrifices) that said neighbors were happy to work with sick evil honkeys to destroy them.

    • Not Adahn

      Well, the Aztecs kept trying to use their finishing move of “hit them in the head” but the Spaniards had that ultratech helmet thingy.

      • UnCivilServant

        The Spanish sword and buckler men were very effective against Aztecs armed with Macuahuitl due to a longer reach and the sweeping attacks mandated by the design of the obsidian-edged blade left the Aztecs open to a thrust. The swordsmen often bore the brunt of fighting in the cities as a consequence.

    • invisible finger

      As if being a lying piece of shit is an exclusive invention of paleface.

  11. R.J.

    On Tesla self-driving: Government action should not allow or disallow it. Elon should be allowed to develop whatever he wants, and let litigation sort it out.

    • Count Potato

      The car should have to pass a driving test?

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Only if it is a turing model. A sedan or coupe would be exempt.

    • dorvinion

      Almost everybody who dunks on FSD/AP has no idea how capable it is vs a regular driver
      They think in terms of a binary proposal – if its not 100% perfect in all situations then its a complete failure that should be banned

      FSD/AP will absolutely make mistakes a human (usually) will not make – like following the lines on a road into a jersey barrier, braking when confused (humans do this too)

      A human will make mistakes FSD/AP will not make – humans get fatigued, they exit their lane without checking, they look away from the road to talk to passengers, the look down at their phone while traffic ahead of it comes to a stop.
      Even the most attentive human will at some point make some of these mistakes – 100% focus is impossible – most of the time nothing comes of it, sometimes tragedy happens.

      Despite the name of the product being ‘full self driving beta’ or ‘autopilot’ it is made crystal clear “you are the driver and you must pay attention and be prepared to take over at any moment”
      Together FSD/AP and a human make a safer driver than the human alone because the computer makes up for human failings – the human makes up for the computer failings.

      I don’t have FSD because it was overpriced (IMO) at $7k. Where I live the basic autopilot is more than adequate.
      It is very good at keeping a car between lines on a highway, maintaining a safe following distance, slowing for corners, and braking as traffic slows

      • Mojeaux

        I can appreciate this, but I don’t even trust my cruise control. I’m mildly pissy I don’t have a manual transmission. Shoot, I can’t deal with my husband, mom, or daughter driving me around, so I do it. I just don’t like not being in control.

      • UnCivilServant

        During the road trip with my dad, we rented an SUV that happened to have some adaptive ‘drive assist’ features that annoyed the crap out of both of us, because they were tuned to settings that seemed custom-calibrated to frustrate us. Common situation – overtaking a car in the right land with a loiterer in the left. Yes, we’re going to get closer to the car than is strictly ‘safe’. but there is plenty of room, and we’ll be in the other lane in a matter of secon… why is the car putting on the brakes?!

      • dorvinion

        I’m with you on not liking to be a passenger of others.
        I especially don’t like to be a passenger of a driver that drives with a nervous look to them. If you look like you are sitting on the edge of your seat while you are driving you don’t look as though you have any confidence and that makes me nervous as a passenger.

        Never really felt like it was in full control because you can override any of its actions at any time, and are expected to override as needed, though that is uncommon on the highway.

        Manual transmission is the only thing I miss about my old gas car.
        Still bummed that you can’t find a half ton truck with a manual but I only drive it towing so not like its a daily driver.

  12. AlexinCT

    Every person who pushed him to campaign is a piece of shit. This is all on them, as he was never anywhere near fit to take on the pressure associated with the job.

    When your game is about power and how to use it to keep the serfs down, you do shameful shit like this and don’t even bat an eye when people ask WTF you were thinking.

    • R C Dean

      I think this is all going according to his wife’s plan.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Probably more right than not. Hoping for that age old tradition of sliding the spouse in the spot after incapacitation.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Exactly. Jill Biden is watching with envy. If only she could fill her hubby’s seat once he was declared officially brain dead.

        Thinking about that, how bitter would Nancy Pelosi be if a balloon crash took out Joe and Kamala tomorrow?

    • Sean

      🙄

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m on Twitter a little lately, and I have seen “Trump rolled back regulations.” Apparently it’s super easy to remove regulations with an executive order, but in two years Biden hasn’t been able to use the same procedure to add them back. And we all know Biden is very hesitant to use executive orders.

    • sloopyinca

      That might be one of the ten best rock songs of all time. And I’m not exaggerating one bit.

    • SDF-7

      I’m surprised they didn’t just go with the Harry Reid defense… “We won, didn’t we?”

      • dbleagle

        Maybe Fetterman and DiFi should form the Mentally Challenged Caucus.

  13. PieInTheSky

    This kind of discovery is fascinating. – ancient Dacians did not need causeway cause they had flying cars

    • AlexinCT

      LIES!

      Vampires don’t need freaking cars when they can shapeshift.

      • R.J.

        FORM OF…
        A 1971 Chevrolet Caprice!

      • SDF-7

        Thanks for the Turbo Teen flashbacks there.

      • R.J.

        I remember Robot Chicken did

        “FORM OF…
        Wonder Woman’s bathwater!”

      • AlexinCT

        Superman is flying around when he spots Wonder Woman butt nekked lying spread eagled on the roof of a building, and decides he is gonna get himself some.. So he swoops in at warp speed, plows that, and then flies off…

        Wonder Woman asks “What the fuck was that?” and the Invisible man replies: “I don’t know, but my ass is hurting and burning, call an ambulance”….

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ah ya, that one. Still funny

  14. AlexinCT

    I am not surprised to see shit like this happening. I used to have “George Orwell’s 1984 was not a ‘How to’ manual, people.” in my profile, and I was asked by my manager to remove it because it had triggered some idiot kids whom looked it up, likely read a synopsis, and felt butthurt because they likely realized it hit too close to home.

    But yeah, I get how totalitarian governments would like things that would expose their shit to disappear.

    • SDF-7

      The increasing equating of “white supremacy” with “rational thought” astounds me in that you’d think all the non-white / non-Karens on the left would step back and say… “Waaiiit a minute there!” Talk about insulting.

      And yeah… what a shock that politicians at this point might find In the Thick of It hitting too close to home. Of course, they dream that they could get Peter Capaldi to be their fixer.

      • juris imprudent

        Tema Okun is the greatest con artist of the age.

    • Michael Malaise

      The Thick of It is one of the best television programs ever made.

  15. PieInTheSky

    So there is this ebay like site in Romania which seem to add “new and second hand” to whatever item they are selling, because usually both are found. I got an add recently -probably due the the sheepdog youtubes I linked – with sheep new and second hand… what is a second hand sheep as opposed to new?

    • sloopyinca

      Ask a Scotsman. He’ll tell you the difference.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Ever been to Wyoming?

      • UnCivilServant

        Pie refuses to visit America.

        I think he fears we won’t be as awful as he expects.

      • SDF-7

        He doesn’t know if he’ll be able to withdraw from foreign blood banks.

      • The Last American Hero

        And hauling around crates of native soil is a pain.

      • PieInTheSky

        No one has ever been to Wyoming. No one lives there.

    • AlexinCT

      Second hand means the sheep was introduced to the “Unless you push back you are going over a cliff” scenario by someone with a nefarious agenda…

    • Nephilium

      A second hand sheep has been ewes-d before.

      • sloopyinca

        Man, this is a baaaaaaaaaahd joke.

      • SDF-7

        The morning threads can get pretty wild and wooly before Swiss wakes up to gaze at us.

      • AlexinCT

        There has to be some LBJ reference that can be used here…

  16. Certified Public Asshat

    What Is a Woman?

    As trans women like me struggle to be seen and respected as women, the most frustrating conversation to witness has been the one that probes at a trans woman’s realness. It is a question that is so seemingly simple, yet insidious at its core as violence towards trans women continues: “What is a woman?”

    This question brings divisiveness into the fold as people connect semantics with biology. Linguistics and definitions become a hurdle for someone like me to overcome. There is a silent threat in those four simple words that aims to dismantle the logic that trans women are in fact women.

    I’ll bet we get a good answer to the question…

    I am a woman because I know myself to be a woman. I may not have what some women have, I might not act how other women act, but that can not and should not dictate my life or my experience with life. The definition of “woman” is found within me and within every person who identifies as a woman, and the meaning that I place upon that word is what I decide it to be. Suddenly, the word “woman,” something that was once aspirational but restrictive, now feels limitless because I no longer need to fit into someone else’s understanding of gender simply because they lack the language to even begin to comprehend me. I, and every single woman, is a walking, changing, growing definition of what it means to be a “woman” and no two will ever be the same.

    • AlexinCT

      I am an aircraft carrier because I also believe tat’s what I am….

      Why are you fucks not taking ME seriously…

      STOP OTHERING/MISGENDERING ME!

    • sloopyinca

      I respect what that person is saying. They’re free to live their life however they want. But at the same time, they cannot expect everyone else to accommodate their mindset. The sooner they understand that, the happier they’ll be.

      • SDF-7

        I can respect that they might feel that way. I can’t accept that what they’re really asking for is the complete eradication of meaningful terms / definitions. If “woman” is so malleable because it is whatever a person feels at any given moment… there’s no point to the word at all. Might as well just have “Fluid supposedly-thinking entity”. This is where the TERFs have a pretty damned good point (imho) — if you erase any meaningful distinction between man, woman (and furry or beast eventually), then any considerations of women’s versus men’s needs becomes at the least unlikely.

      • sloopyinca

        Right. But you can’t forcibly prevent someone from their own state of mind. You can tell them they’re wrong and prohibit them from imposing their will on others, but you can’t tell them they aren’t free to delude themselves.
        Do I believe for a second that’s a woman? Of course not.

      • AlexinCT

        Their game isn’t about what they feel, but about forcing you to also give credence to what they feel, no matter how idiotic or out there. It is about getting everyone else to submit.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Sometimes it’s just hard to believe this isn’t all about attention. If you are a transwoman then just be one, and stop trying to assert yourself as a “real” woman.

      • juris imprudent

        Why would even try to believe it was about anything other than attention whoring?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        And this is the gist of it.

        You’re free to be crazy.

        I am not required to participate.

    • SDF-7

      “I am a God because I know myself to be a God. I may not have obvious divine powers or immortality, I may not be able to control your lives or creation, but that can not and should not dictate my divinity or experience with Godhood. The definition of “God” is found within me and within every person who identifies as a (lesser) God, and the meaning I place upon that word with what I decide it to be. No worship me, pathetic worms!”

      One is pushed to be celebrated… the other would (probably) still be recognized as insanity… Clown. World.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        This.

        We don’t affirm someone’s schizophrenia, why are we affirming gender delusions?

    • R C Dean

      At some point, a word with a walking, changing, growing definition has no meaning at all.

      • SDF-7

        Dammit… or what RC Dean said with much more brevity. Maybe we need a follow on article series to “Stoicism” on “Brevity” for those of us cursed with loquaciousness.

      • UnCivilServant

        Eh, it would never reach the word count.

    • Grumbletarian

      the meaning that I place upon that word is what I decide it to be.

      Fine, but don’t demand that others act as if the meaning you place on the word is the one society has to follow. Call yourself whatever you want, but if you’ve got a dick dangling between your legs, use the men’s room.

    • invisible finger

      Their pronouns are Humpty and Dumpty.

    • EvilSheldon

      “…simply because they lack the language to even begin to comprehend me.

      And it’s such a wonder why no one takes you seriously…

  17. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘Ordles – better than the Lump, maybe?

    Daily Duotrigordle #352
    Guesses: 37/37
    Time: 07:48.78
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 389
    6️⃣8️⃣
    5️⃣7️⃣
    quordle.com

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 389
      7️⃣8️⃣
      5️⃣6️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Pat

      Daily Quordle 389
      5️⃣6️⃣
      3️⃣7️⃣

    • R C Dean

      Should morbidly obese people with diabetes be able to sue the body positive/healthy at any weight movement for the overglorification of stuffing your pie hole?

      • UnCivilServant

        No.

        No matter how much I hate those clowns.

      • PieInTheSky

        since morbidly obese people are beautiful and perfectly healthy, why would they sue.

      • UnCivilServant

        The increased rates of death, illness, and lethargy.

      • AlexinCT

        That’s caused by people that refuse to see their beauty..

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Death by the mid 40s is just the price you pay for that kind of beauty.

      • robc

        But should they be able to sue the Federal Government for the food dodecahedron (or whatever shape they are using these days)?

    • Count Potato

      No.

  18. rhywun

    Did it ever occur to them to just not prosecute people for these crimes in the first place?

    As if Chicago needs more criminals working for the city.

  19. PieInTheSky

    The lesbians who feel pressured to have sex and relationships with trans women

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-57853385

    “Jennie is a lesbian woman. She says she is only sexually attracted to women who are biologically female and have vaginas. She therefore only has sex and relationships with women who are biologically female.

    Jennie doesn’t think this should be controversial, but not everyone agrees. She has been described as transphobic, a genital fetishist, a pervert and a “terf” – a trans exclusionary radical feminist.

    ..

    One of the lesbian women I spoke to, 24-year-old Amy*, told me she experienced verbal abuse from her own girlfriend, a bisexual woman who wanted them to have a threesome with a trans woman.

    When Amy explained her reasons for not wanting to, her girlfriend became angry.”

    Honestly this has to be an exaggeration… No one pressures a lesbian to have sex with a woman she does not like, so how would there be pressure for a trans woman? Or is refusing sex not a thing for lesbians.

    Also if a man asks the wife to have a threesome with him and another woman and she says no, is she homophobic? The other way does not count because a devil’s threesome is just wrong.

    • SDF-7

      At first I thought “She should tell them to fuck off”… but that’s what they want, after all.

    • Q Continuum

      “genital fetishist”

      That’s a new one.

      • Sean

        Nah. It’s been around a little while.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Penisphobic?

    • AlexinCT

      POWER TO THE PATRIARCHY!

    • R C Dean

      “a genital fetishist“

      I think the word “fetishist” is also losing meaning.

    • Chipwooder

      Transgenderism is fundamentally incompatible with homosexuality. If you fully buy into the trans lunacy, you deny that homosexuals exist.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Jennie doesn’t think this should be controversial, but not everyone agrees. She has been described as transphobic, a genital fetishist, a pervert and a “terf” – a trans exclusionary radical feminist.

      This is where women need to take a lesson from conservatives. Rather than being worried about how others might react to you being called a TERF, embrace it.

      “You don’t want to fuck a man in a dress because you’re a TERF!”

      “Yep. Now fuck off.”

  20. robc

    Commenting on two comments from yesterday afternoon links that I just saw now:

    “More expensive upperclass twits” was poorly written. It didn’t mean “more expensive” it meant “an additional line of…”

    I went to public school, so you can’t expect much from me.

    • robc

      But also, I was totally surprised that Louisville Collegiate charged more than Kentucky Country Day.

    • PieInTheSky

      public school in the English sense? Like Eton?

      • robc

        No, in the US sense, like government school.

        I did go to private kindergarten. But it was state schools from 1 thru grad school.

    • Rat on a train

      But did you got to public school when they were still mostly academic instead of indoctrination?

      • robc

        1727?

      • robc

        But seriously, and related, I graduated HS in 1987. My senior year english and humanities teacher (I had those in back-to-back periods too) was a lesbian. Everyone knew it, her “partner” sometimes showed up with her at events. But she never mentioned it. She didnt try to hide it, but it never came up in class or out. There was never a discussion about gay rights or anything like that. Everyone knew about it and NO ONE GAVE A DAMN.

      • Rat on a train

        I knew little about my teachers because they didn’t talk about themselves. They also didn’t decorate classrooms to push their causes.

      • Chipwooder

        Yes, one of the more bizarre arguments lately stemming from the Florida law has been the people who insist that their teachers always shared a lot of information about their personal lives. I knew virtually nothing about my teachers away from school, other than one math teacher. His son in law was Jay Schroeder, and we’d give him a ton of shit on Monday morning if the Raiders had lost the day before.

      • Ownbestenemy

        My current teens have had only one teacher that decided to talk about personal life and that was because she was just diagnosed with cancer and would no longer be their teacher. I have asked them extensively if teachers go on about personal lives beyond hobbies. Most just talk about their love of baseball and wrestling…wait…shit

      • The Last American Hero

        Likewise. I couldn’t have told you five things about most of my teachers’ lives outside of school. Now and then you’d find out something, like their daughter got married, and be reminded they had lives outside of the school.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thinking of it, it is the down-stream effect of the whole “my mom/dad is my best friend” thing that parents imparted on their kids rather than establishing that clear line of parent/child role. They have now entered into adulthood and this has creeped into schools where there should be professionalism and clear teacher/student boundaries.

      • UnCivilServant

        As a victim of public school from k-12, I can say that it doesn’t matter when the quality of the instruction was lacking.

      • R.J.

        When you have a crappy teacher who talks about hobbies, it just ends up making you hate those hobbies for the rest of your life.

  21. juris imprudent

    I guess she’s channeling Serleena from Men in Black II: “Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands”. None of the male Glibs can from memory (without Google) state any political position of hers, but they all wood/would.

    “Lake’s arguments highlight Election Day difficulties, but her request for relief fails because the evidence presented to the superior court ultimately supports the court’s conclusion that voters were able to cast their ballots, that votes were counted correctly, and that no other basis justifies setting aside the election results,” the court said in its opinion rejecting Lake’s claims.

    • SDF-7

      Pretty sure she was for border control.

      Nyah nyah… didn’t use Google!

    • Tundra

      Wonderful. Dusty in here, too.

      Thanks, KK.

    • PieInTheSky

      you’d be amazed how many guy fall in love with sex workers they visit, though most insist the woman quit the job after a while. It is a major form of retirement for sex workers, next to buying real estate.

    • AlexinCT

      She wants a green card to get rid of that annoying worker’s visa requirement..

      Q5. Profession…….

      • Rat on a train

        It’s not an H-1B?

    • AlexinCT

      That quote becomes less relevant when it is YOUR money..

  22. PieInTheSky

    What’s amusing is how people are still reporting on “Investors taking over the Housing Market”.

    That’s over.

    With the surge in Interest/Mortgage Rates, it is simply not profitable to be a real estate investor.

    Mortgage Rate > Cap Rate means its a money-losing proposition.

    https://twitter.com/nickgerli1/status/1626282708698537984

    that’s just an opinion I guess

    • AlexinCT

      Queue these fucking evil real-estate companies that were buying property as high as 50% over actual value to help this evil government and the globalist agenda of people not being allowed to own anything and having to be happy about that shit, going to the Feds to ask for a “We are too big to fail” US-tax payer handout……

      • The Last American Hero

        Exactly. It’s not the speculation or investment that bothers me, but the inevitable handout that follows.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s not a coincidence that LaGarde announced that the ECB would start buying corporate ESG bonds.

        Larry Fink is in dire need of a bailout after losing his ass on a lot of things, but particularly all those single family houses he bought.

  23. Pat

    Now the speech police are coming for gamers

    Today, free speech online is under siege from all angles. From the state, with its ever-expanding hate-speech laws. From tech companies, who see it as their moral mission to ‘protect’ users from ‘harm’. And from the media, who present the online world as a cesspool of ‘misinformation’ and ‘hate speech’, in need of ever-tighter moderation. Now these forces have combined, as part of a new push to regulate the interactions of online gamers.

    Videogames developer Ubisoft, known for blockbuster series like Far Cry and Rainbow Six, announced a partnership with Northumbria Police last week. Police will work alongside staff at Ubisoft’s Customer Relationship Centre in Newcastle to tackle the allegedly ‘toxic’ culture that has developed around online gaming.

    Under the initiative, specialist officers will share their ‘knowledge and expertise on harmful online interactions’ with the 200-strong Ubisoft team. There is also an agreement in place to allow Ubisoft staff to fast-track ‘serious reports’ of toxic interactions to the police. Northumbria Police describe the partnership as ‘a ground-breaking project to help keep the online-gaming community safe’. In other words, the Ubisoft team, with help of the police, will be censoring, reprimanding and reporting gamers for what they say to each other in ‘online gaming spaces’.

    • PieInTheSky

      speech police came after gamers with Gamergate a while back. Now the actually police- as sissified as it is in England – comes.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Ubisoft are a bunch of bitch ass snitches and I hope they end up bankrupt.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Microsoft back in 2014ish snitched and I received a call, via my mom, from a detective in Alabama that said they got called from MS they thought my child was ‘in danger’ because I demanded to ask who he was playing online with. Seriously. Detective was super cool and said “your mom cleared it all up” I said, “I really wish she didn’t even talk to you.” and the detective said “smart”.

        That was the end of it. But these companies are doing it and have been doing it.

    • AlexinCT

      Me two…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I don’t want to put my genitals anywhere near that thing.

    • juris imprudent

      I thought a good electric shock to the prostate did the trick, even for dead men.

      • The Last American Hero

        Dr Jill nods in agreement.

      • juris imprudent

        Also have to note that A Boy and His Dog is set in 2024.

    • EvilSheldon

      That thing needs a big, easily-reachable, clearly labeled EMERGENCY STOP button.

      • juris imprudent

        Pussy

      • EvilSheldon

        Say that after you Google ‘penile degloving…’

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        NOPE

      • juris imprudent

        That would be some ferocious suction.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Agree it should be covered with giant labels warning everyone exactly what it is.

        Otherwise some guy is going to accidently stick his dick in a milking machine instead of this sperm extractor and then he’ll be stuck until he produces 4 quarts.

    • Michael Malaise

      She should wear a bra next time.

      But she’s right.

    • sloopyinca

      Those kids should sue the government for $14. I’m sure some lawyer would take it on a pro bono basis for the notoriety.

      • UnCivilServant

        $14 + court costs. It costs more than $14 just to file the suit.

      • Rat on a train

        It’s happened multiple times. Go class action. Kids get $20. Lawyers get $20 million.

      • UnCivilServant

        No, we’ve already stipulated pro bono lawyers.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well, the pro bono is for the legal advice and representation, not the payout.

      • SDF-7

        They’ll work for U2.

      • robc

        Small claims court.

      • Ownbestenemy

        And in response, they will pay the $14 and then the punishment will come. A visit from the most sciency VP to ever live will visit and explain school buses using Venn diagrams and explain how rockets to zoom.

  24. PieInTheSky

    Systematic Whisky Appreciation: A Tasting Study of Scotch and Bourbon with Charles MacLean

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuC6peJOgC8

    On the one hand I don;t think I want to appreciate whisky systematically. On the other maybe I would manage to drink less if I did…

    • Fourscore

      Doesn’t always work though…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      You’re just prejudiced against broads with spinal neck tattoos. Those poor kids.

    • PieInTheSky

      how desperate are dudes…

      • Pat

        At least you know she puts out…

      • PieInTheSky

        I hope she does anal because otherwise is there enough friction to produce the necessary outcome… also no one needs more of her offspring.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thats probably blown out too. Best hope is she is like Khronos and eats my babies.

    • AlexinCT

      She looks like a keeper….

      Poor fucking kids..

  25. sloopyinca

    Read the second bonus link, people. And prepare your rage.

    • UnCivilServant

      That doesn’t seem right – it overstates the effectiveness of the clot shots.

      • juris imprudent

        So no preventive effect and no ameliorative one either. That’s some solid science work there Lou.

    • R C Dean

      “Still, experts stress that vaccination is the preferable route to immunity, given the risks of Covid”

      Even though the FDA stated that the risk of heart problems from the vax outweighed the risks of Covid for men under 45?

      Fuck off.

  26. juris imprudent

    Interesting context for being elbow[s] deep. I guess Haiti likes it. Bonus points for discussing this policy in the Bahamas and not the subject country.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Maybe the Bahamas have native costumes that are more fun to dress up in than Haiti?

  27. PieInTheSky

    Yeonmi Park on The Heavies, North Korean Rat Stew & Dating Black Guys

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuC6peJOgC8

    Not only a sellout betrayer of Juche, now doing comedy podcasts… What an evil woman.

    • PieInTheSky

      𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿𝐍𝐨𝟐𝟐𝟕
      @fenlandcommie
      You’re a tool and a sellout, lying shamelessly about the DPRK so you can get rich off collaborating with the same monsters who wasted korea.

      https://twitter.com/fenlandcommie/status/1626388612584554496

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I love the “If you haven’t personally experienced it you have no cause to criticize it whatsoever” crowd. That method of argumentation is so fucking stupid it beggars belief.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        So I need to experience anal chainsaw rape to denounce it?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Bad link, but I know what you meant to link to…

      I was always really uncomfortable with Schultz making jokes about her boobs. Comedy is open to everything, yeah yeah, just still hard to live with your principles sometimes when hearing jokes about former North Korean child sex slaves.

      I guess I am relieved he actually brought it up to her face and had to discuss it with her, and she seems cool with it.

      • PieInTheSky

        I do not think I ever was really uncomfortable with any standup comedian. But my taste does lean towards extra edgy to the point of crossing the lines.

      • AlexinCT

        So what you are looking for is a dude that will yank their crank behind a bush while harassing the ladies?

        What’s that guy’s name again? They canceled him for a while but he’s making a comeback..

        Louis something or other…

      • PieInTheSky

        Seen him last year in Bucharest

  28. Certified Public Asshat

    NEW: @NikkiHaley explains why supporting Ukraine is putting America First. "I don't think we need to put troops on the ground. I don't think we need to write them blank checks but they have the passion to fight for their own freedom. Give them the ammunition to do it." pic.twitter.com/pIQnu0NBrg— David Brody (@DBrodyReports) February 17, 2023

    Is this an example of prime Nikki Haley?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yes, Zelensky’s government is known for their vigorous private property protections, their respect for the rule of law, and their love of human rights. Oh, and Stephan Bandera…

    • rhywun

      Haven’t we dicked around enough with those poor people? Was the civil war we caused 2014 just not good enough? JFC.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Leave it to Ethnic Hillary Clinton to have a stupid hot take on the matter. She’s just not that bright I’m afraid.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yikes

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Still, experts stress that vaccination is the preferable route to immunity, given the risks of Covid, particularly in unvaccinated people.

    Of course they do. Natural immunity never bought anybody a new Jaguar.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      “The problem of saying ‘I’m gonna get infected to get immunity’ is you might be one of those people that end up in the hospital or die,” Murray said. “Why would you take the risk when you can get immunity through vaccination quite safely?”

      Uh, the bigger issue was plenty of people already had natural immunity and were still pressured into getting vaccinated “just because”

      • Rat on a train

        Why would you take the risk of natural immunity instead of the risk of vaccination?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Fuckery with numbers

        You can always tell when they start using words like “might” or “may”.

        To date, I know more people that died from the vax than from COVID. According to these asshats, that should be statistically impossible. But I tend to believe my lying eyes.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I might slip and fall off the curb and get hit by a car too.

      • R C Dean

        Why would you take the risk of an experimental shot that is strongly suspected of causing its own health problems, when the alternative is an infection with very little chance of hospitalizing most people?

      • Ownbestenemy

        If it saves one life!!! /sent from iPhone on the highway while wearing a mask that is fogging up my glasses

      • Certified Public Asshat

        while wearing a mask that is fogging up my glasses

        Remember when there were helpful tips to avoid fogging, like criss crossing the ear loops for bigger side gaps?

      • Ownbestenemy

        All too well. I want to say I have never seen such a collective slide into dumbassery. but Baby Shark was a thing at some point. The original, not that one with bouncy McBouncy encouraging dad’s to continually play it.

    • Chipwooder

      Jag-you-are or jag-wahr?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Perfect word for “epic movie voice guy”

      • sloopyinca

        The former.

      • Chipwooder

        Limey

    • Pope Jimbo

      Ah, the Old Michael Caine trick….

      When Michael Caine was asked about his role in Jaws: The Revenge, he responded:

      “I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However,
      I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

  30. Rebel Scum

    This is simply incredible and wonderful.

    ABC news lady is THICC.

  31. Rebel Scum

    Sen. John Fetterman has checked himself into the hospital for clinical depression
    “After examining John, the doctors at Walter Reed told us that John is getting the care he needs, and will soon be back to himself,” Fetterman’s chief of staff said in a statement.

    That ended with the stroke.

    he was never anywhere near fit to take on the pressure associated with the job.

    He just needs to be a meat puppet to cast the “correct” votes in the Senate.

    • Rat on a train

      His handlers will let you know when he is no longer fit to follow their instructions.

  32. PieInTheSky

    $68,000,000 Modern Mansion Tour | 3 Million Subscriber Special]\

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axdkJk4Yfiw

    “Property Address: 1859 Bel Air Road, Los Angeles CA 90077
    Property Link: https://sallyforsterjones.com/listing
    Listing Price: $68,000,000

    Specs:
    9 Beds 13 Baths
    20,000 Sq Ft
    1.6 Acre Lot”

    Now even if I was a billionaire I would not spend that money on that house. It is impressive, but the architecture is not my taste.

    Also while I like spacious rooms, am I the only one who thing there is such a thing as a little too much, and it no longer seems cozy or home-like?

  33. The Late P Brooks

    you might be one of those people that end up in the hospital or die

    One in ten million. But don’t worry. The shots are safe and effective.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    A couple of nights ago I watched Mr Topaze.

    Peter Sellers and other familiar faces. Highly recommend.

  35. Chipwooder

    This entertained me much more than it should have.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Saw that yesterday. Looks like a bad Universal movie set

      • Chipwooder

        I just can’t stop laughing about a guy wearing a ghillie suit in the middle of a city, so it has the complete opposite effect it’s intended to have.

  36. Brawndo

    OT but I need some technical help. I downloaded the windows 11 iso to put on an empty 128g thumb drive to install on a PC I’m building but it was saying the files were too big when I tried to drag and drop them over (the entire download is around 5g)

    • UnCivilServant

      How’s the thinb drive formatted? Some filesystems can’t handle individual files over 4gb

      • Rat on a train

        If you are using FAT it needs to be exFAT to support files larger than 4 GB.

      • rhywun

        I need to be exFAT.

      • Count Potato

        All the cool kids are freebasing ozembic.

      • R.J.

        Interesting, Emulation through Soy PS1 has files that all go under 4G. Once we move on to more modern games I assume the FAT32 standard will have to change. I just had to reformat a 256G card to FAT32 just to accommodate Retro Pie.

      • Brawndo

        It’s exFAT so the 4g limit shouldn’t be an issue

      • Brawndo

        Actually I may have checked the properties of the iso file instead of the thumb drive. I eventually got it on to the USB with Rufus tool though

    • Ownbestenemy

      The live installer didn’t format and prep your thumb drive? Or you going to use your thumb drive and use an iso installer?

      • Brawndo

        The latter? I downloaded the windows iso on my old PC to transfer to the new one with a thumb drive

  37. The Late P Brooks

    So no preventive effect and no ameliorative one either. That’s some solid science work there Lou.

    The SCIENCE! is malleable.

  38. Rebel Scum

    The researchers detected the vast site within the Mirador-Calakmul Karst Basin of northern Guatemala by using LiDAR (light detection and ranging) technology, a laser mapping system that allows for structures to be detected below the thick tree canopies. The resulting map showed an area composed of 964 settlements broken down into 417 interconnected Mayan cities, towns and villages.

    Meh. LIDAR gives you bogus topo.

    • juris imprudent

      Wasn’t that the supposed detection of bodies buried in Canadian schools for natives? Yet not a single body has ever been dug up.

      • Ownbestenemy

        No they used ground penetrating radar. LiDAR cannot penetrate the ground and I agree with Rebel here. While it is more effective and accurate on say, land surveying while leveling for a large scale building project, thick tree canopies will present a slew of reflection opportunities to get an accurate detailed topography.

      • EvilSheldon

        GPR is also bullshit.

    • Ownbestenemy

      We employ a LiDAR weather system, the only one in the nation for Air Traffic Control. It is fantastic for dry weather wind detection and predictive changes.

  39. Rebel Scum

    Canadian military demands US podcaster delete interview with sniper who was part of unit that made world-record 2.2-mile kill shot in Mosul – after the ex-commando spoke out against vaccine mandates

    Does Canukistan realize that we can end them whenever we want? And when we invade we tend to destroy everything and kill tons of people*.

    *Not saying it’s a good thing, it’s just the observed M.O.

    • Michael Malaise

      Like Viet Nam or Afghanistan?

  40. Rebel Scum

    Lightfoot’s new policy aims to help formerly incarcerated residents to get hired by the city

    Just what they need…more criminals in the government.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Meh. Either they have completed their sentence or not. This life time of an anvil over their heads is out of hand.

      • R.J.

        Maybe. Lots of criminals bow get super short sentences for bad crimes and end up back on the street. If punishment was what it was supposed to be for murder, assault, thievery (not victimless crimes) I would agree.

    • rhywun

      Side-linked

      New luxury rental on the Lower East Side launches lottery for 95 mixed-income units, from $710/month

      +1 poor door

      Some lucky few poors get a nice apartment with rich neighbors; the middle class can, as usual, go fuck itself.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Just like the lotteries that the magnet schools have. Some poors get lucky and their kids will get a decent education and have a great chance to improve their life. The others? Well the world needs thugs too.

    • wdalasio

      Honestly, it seems a bit…much. But, I guess if you’ve got the money and that floats your boat, more power to you.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Take me out to the beer hall

    Jon Smith, a local leader in rural Michigan of America First, a far-right Republican faction that denies the results of the 2020 election, wants to shift the entire party to the right – even if it means short-term losses at the ballot box. “We need to redefine what it means to be a Republican,” he said in an interview.

    In pursuit of that aim, Smith and other hardliners deployed armed guards to bar moderate delegates from a county meeting last August, threatening to bring criminal trespassing charges against them, according to an email to the moderates seen by Reuters.

    Smith, who is running for party chair in his congressional district, also helped persuade state party officials to exclude moderates from his county from a vote on Saturday to choose the leaders who will steer Michigan Republicans into the 2024 elections.

    Far-right Republican groups are making inroads across the state, according to Reuters’ interviews with two dozen party leaders, grassroots members and political experts, sidelining moderate voices, risking relationships with major donors and complicating the state party’s efforts to rebuild after their worst election results since 1984.

    “Moderate” Republicans. Won’t someone stand up for them?

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Canadian military demands US podcaster delete interview with sniper who was part of unit that made world-record 2.2-mile kill shot in Mosul – after the ex-commando spoke out against vaccine mandates

    What

    the

    fuck?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Maybe they need to demand all the documentary film makers, news agencies, blogs and magazines that covered this shot to delete their stuff.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Unpersoning, it’s all the rage… again

      Mao and Stalin loom large.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Maybe this place should house all the un-personed and their works.

  43. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    The Mayan superhighway story is cool. Gotta rewatch Apocalypto again one of these days.

    There is nothing cuter than ’80s Debbie. Thanks for those!

    • The Other Kevin

      That was a great movie. It was the first time I saw a movie by myself at the theater. I highly recommend it. Except I walked in on my crutches, and needed someone to carry my popcorn to my seat.

      • R.J.

        I still haven’t seen it. I need to.

  44. Pope Jimbo

    Beg for your sauna and maybe we’ll let you have it.

    Fuckers should be suing the city, not bending the knee and groveling. But it is Minne Town.

    Minneapolis officials are ordering a popular but unlicensed neighborhood sauna club to close next month.

    While the city noted Embrace North’s lack of a license and health violations, its owners say a 1980s zoning law labeling saunas as sexually oriented adult businesses contributed.

    In recent years, traditional Scandinavian wellness practices have gained steam among modern adherents of heat and cold therapy for cardiovascular and metabolic health. Embrace North has signed up about 900 members in its year and a half in business in the city’s Linden Hills neighborhood.

    The law — passed in the 1980s to curtail the AIDS crisis — corrals adult bookstores and movie theaters, massage parlors, rap parlors (businesses “providing nonprofessional conversation”) and saunas into the downtown Warehouse District along with strip clubs.

    “I see this as an opportunity to work with the city to lay a new path forward,” said Embrace North co-owner Kellen Kersten. “There are lots of creators, buildings and sauna spaces in Minneapolis. It would be a really cool thing for the city to dive into and encourage. It could be a staple of Minneapolis to have unique sauna experiences.”

    More than 1,000 people have signed a petition launched Monday asking the city to delist saunas from the ordinance relegating adult businesses to downtown and allow Embrace North stay open while it figures out a way forward.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Go after that other guy’s business, not mine.”
      I have little patience for assholes like that.

    • Drake

      This should be on mainstream news, not relegated to substack. Navy corpsmen injected that shit into us in 1990 and I’ve felt the side effects ever since.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Some lucky few poors get a nice apartment with rich neighbors; the middle class can, as usual, go fuck itself.

    Let them go live on Staten Island.

  46. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. Still no baby formula and the press doesn’t seem to care.

    The proggie site this came from is focused on the racism that makes baby formula shortages much, much worse for minorities. My guess is that if OMB was still in the Oval Office, this story would have been written much differently.

    Low-income families and parents of color are more likely to be on WIC and purchase formula, while also being overrepresented in jobs that don’t allow them the flexibility to pump or breastfeed. Parents of color are also less likely to live near hospitals that offer breastfeeding support. By the time babies are six months old, when they generally start consuming food as well as breastmilk or formula, only about 19 percent of Black women and 24 percent of Latinas are still exclusively breastfeeding, compared with 27 percent of White women, according to a 2019 estimate from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

    The formula crisis is a microcosm of the broader systemic challenges facing low-income families accessing basic necessities, said Jamila Taylor, president and CEO of the National WIC Organization, a nonprofit that works with state and local WIC agencies. Taylor said the agency’s partners on the ground have also found that higher-income people from other communities have gone into neighborhoods with higher need and purchased formula there.

    It is so unfair that minority women don’t have access to formula. Totes racism that white women are keeping that new fangled breast feeding thing a secret.

    • rhywun

      Low-income families and “parents of color” could consider trying to be not poor. Instead of the classism the left keeps pushing. Yeah, crazy talk.

    • juris imprudent

      And nary a word that the whole fucking shortage is contrived because of a dispute about labeling between the bureaucrats of American and the bureaucrats of the EU. Stupid ignorant opinionated shitbag progressives.

    • Mojeaux

      It is so unfair that minority women don’t have access to formula.

      Oh cut it out. I couldn’t breastfeed because my milk never came in and if I had to work outside the home, I wouldn’t be able to do it anyway.

      There are legitimate hardships there, just as there are with getting birth control.

      I could rant. I won’t. You’re welcome.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        My wife’s milk never really came in either. She’d be lucky to be able to pump out 1/2 a bottle in a 24 hour period, and when she breastfed, it was little more than a few drops. It was so bad, and we hadn’t yet realized the problem, that when our oldest was 2 days out of the hospital, we were told to feed him water because he was severely dehydrated and had lost about 10% of his weight since birth.

        I’d offer that bitch a quarter, but pay phones don’t exist anymore.

  47. Drake

    Happy Presidents’ day – good news / bad news.
    20% off
    Code: NORMA20
    https://normashooting.com/shop
    Free shipping over $50.

    They’re out of all the rifle ammo I would want, but seemed well stocked for you pistoleers.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Trouble down on the plantation

    The top editor of The New York Times warned the newspaper’s journalists who have voiced displeasure with the outlet’s coverage of transgender people and issues that such public criticism will “not be tolerated.”

    In a memo to staff on Thursday obtained by The Hill, executive editor Joe Kahn said the Times “received a letter delivered by GLAAD, an advocacy group, criticizing coverage in The Times of transgender issues.”

    “It is not unusual for outside groups to critique our coverage or to rally supporters to seek to influence our journalism. In this case, however, members of our staff and contributors to The Times joined the effort. Their protest letter included direct attacks on several of our colleagues, singling them out by name,” Kahn wrote. “Participation in such a campaign is against the letter and spirit of our ethics policy. That policy prohibits our journalists from aligning themselves with advocacy groups and joining protest actions on matters of public policy. We also have a clear policy prohibiting Times journalists from attacking one another’s journalism publicly or signaling their support for such attacks.”

    More than 200 New York Times contributors past and present earlier this week penned an open letter to the newspaper, criticizing its coverage of transgender issues, saying it has been cited to justify criminalizing gender-affirming health care by lawmakers.

    The letter specifically takes issue with a Times story from last June that uses the term “patient zero” to refer to a transgender young person seeking gender-affirming care, which the signatories say is “a phrase that vilifies transness as a disease to be feared.”

    “The newspaper’s editorial guidelines demand that reporters ‘preserve a professional detachment, free of any whiff of bias’ when cultivating their sources, remaining ‘sensitive that personal relationships with news sources can erode into favoritism, in fact or appearance,’” the letter, whose signatories included journalists from other publications, including The Hill, reads. “Yet the Times has in recent years treated gender diversity with an eerily familiar mix of pseudoscience and euphemistic, charged language, while publishing reporting on trans children that omits relevant information about its sources.”

    The fleas want to run the circus.

    All these linguistic semaphore signals make it difficult to know who’s saying what.

    Needless to say, I don’t particularly give a shit, other than hoping they all die horribly.

    • juris imprudent

      And then the NYT went and published an op-ed defending Rowling. I’m surprised we didn’t hear the RHEEEEEEing all the way out here in PA.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      This is the first time I can the NYT deserving some level of praise for journalistic integrity. Good for them.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    So yesterday I bought a pair of Levis. ON SALE! for fifty bucks. The economy is booming!

    Praise Biden.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Should have stuck to JC Penny Plain Pockets.

      When the revolution comes, you fancy pants will be first against the wall.

      • Ownbestenemy

        All my jeans are hidden like Anne Frank. Aint no one taking them from me!

    • Sean

      Amazon had decent sales back in November. I broke my Levi’s boycott and restocked on skinny jeans.

  50. Count Potato

    “RIP to the Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade’s ~$80 ham radio transmitter balloon, likely the victim of friendly fire by a $143,000,000 USAF F-22 firing a $485,000 AIM-9X Sidewinder missile during the Great Balloon Panic of 2023.”

    https://twitter.com/RepMeijer/status/1626372582965485570

    So Nena could bankrupt the country?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Lol, from down the comments.

      MJ
      @morganisawizard
      ·
      15h
      do you know how bad of a transportation secretary you have to be for people to even know who the transportation secretary is

      This is very true and they are technically my boss who I see a photo of every day entering the tower.

  51. Pope Jimbo

    We sure could have used some of that fancy LIDAR or ground penetrating radar here in Minneapolis

    Construction of a tunnel in Minneapolis for the Southwest light-rail line has revealed an “impediment” that could add even more expense and delay to the $2.7 billion project.

    Contractors working in the Kenilworth Corridor recently encountered what appears to be a large piece of concrete about 3 feet away from the foundation of the Cedar Isles Condominiums, which were built in the 1980s from repurposed grain silos.

    Already the most expensive public works project in state history, Southwest is more than $1 billion over budget and delayed nearly a decade, partly because of the difficulties associated with building the half-mile long tunnel.

    Is there some point at which a government will just stop throwing money down a hole? A billion over budget and no one has even been fired, much less indicted for fraud.

    • juris imprudent

      CA HSR rail yawns in your general direction.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Grim news, hockey fans

    Labor Secretary Marty Walsh confirmed Thursday he will leave his position in the Biden administration in March and assume the role of executive director for the National Hockey League Players’ Association, the sports union announced.

    Walsh’s exit marks the first Cabinet secretary departure of Joe Biden’s presidency.

    “Earlier this week I met with @POTUS and he accepted that my time as Labor Secretary will conclude mid-March,” Walsh tweeted. “As a second-generation card-carrying union member, serving as your Secretary of Labor in the most pro-worker administration in our history is an immense privilege.”

    He’ll whip those misogynist trandphobian Gaia-haters the NHL into line.

    • Ownbestenemy

      serving as your Secretary of Labor in the most pro-worker administration in our history…really?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Never thought I’d see the NHL commit seppuku but they look bound and determined to follow the NFL’s lead.
      Fuck ‘em.

    • creech

      No, he will forget all about being woke and concentrate on the big pile of money he’ll be making in his new job.

  53. Mojeaux

    Disco was awesome. Don’t @ me.

    • PieInTheSky

      @

    • AlexinCT

      Disco here, disco there, disco everywhere!

    • juris imprudent

      @@

      @@@

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Freelance asshole

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Nature abhors a pressure differential.