IFLA: The “Maybe This Will Work” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb12

by | Feb 12, 2023 | IFLA | 76 comments

I’m running late and don’t have access to a real computer.  So you get whatever visuals I’ve already put in the Glibs library (including the featured image that I swore I used last week) and some cards drawn.  I think most of you only read that part anyway.

Aquarius:  4 of Cups reversed –  Novelty, presage, new instruction, new relations.

Pisces:  Knight of Swords reversed -Imprudence, incapacity, extravagance.

Aries:  The Moon reversed – Instability, inconstancy, silence, lesser degrees of deception and error.

Taurus:  Queen of Cups reversed – Distinguished woman but one not to be trusted; perverse woman; vice, dishonor, depravity.

Gemini:  Page of Coins – Application, study, scholarship, reflection, news, messages, rule, management.

Cancer:  5 of Wands reversed – Litigation, disputes, trickery, contradiction.

Leo:  The Lovers reversed – Failure, foolish designs.

Virgo:  Page of Swords – Authority, overseeing, secret service, vigilance, spying, examination.

Libra:  7 of Coins – Money, business, barter, altercation, quarrels, innocence, ingenuity, purgation.

Scorpio:  8 of Swords reversed – Disquiet, difficulty, opposition, accident, treachery.

Sagittarius:  The World – Assured success, recompense, voyage, route, emigration, flight, change of place.

Capricorn:Β  5 of Cups reversed –Β News, alliances, affinity, consanguinity, ancestry, return, false projects.

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Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

76 Comments

  1. Don escaped Texas

    Virgo: Page of Swords – Authority, overseeing, secret service, vigilance, spying, examination.

    but I have nothing to hide about what I said about Social Security – Ronald Dion deSantis

    • Don escaped Texas

      Cancer: 5 of Wands reversed – Litigation, disputes, trickery, contradiction.

      fuck all that: I’ve got committees to sit on – George Santos

    • Don escaped Texas

      Gemini: Page of Coins – Application, study, scholarship, reflection, news, messages, rule, management.

      of course former presidents should decide the halftime entertainment – DJT45

      • Don escaped Texas

        Pisces: Knight of Swords reversed -Imprudence, incapacity, extravagance.

        you rang? – Robyn Rihanna Fenty

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    Virgo: Page of Swords – Authority, overseeing, secret service, vigilance, spying, examination.
    What could it all mean?
    Ghaaa!

  3. Trigger Hippie

    Taurus: Queen of Cups reversed – Distinguished woman but one not to be trusted; perverse woman; vice, dishonor, depravity.

    An unexpected guest at this evening’s SB party? Sounds like a good time.

    • slumbrew

      β€œFBI! Hands where I can see them!”

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Oy, the β€œleft libertarian” in the replies…

      • Brochettaward

        Without regulation, we are even more likely to see regulatory capture and abuse of power from private entities. It is known.

        It certainly couldn’t be that the left leaning whatever believes in a fantasy where with just the right people in charge or the right democratic structures in place that government will suddenly become incorruptible.

      • juris imprudent

        Even more, they believe they are the right people and assume everyone in govt is just like them.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Upon further investigation it seems they’re burning off the vinyl chloride in the tankers.

      There’s probably going to be some rather nasty hydrochloric acid rain downwind of that.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I bet Mayor Pete is all over it though.

      • Tres Cool

        Only if it rains.
        *checks weather forecast for NE Ohio…

    • rhywun

      WTF indeed. Oh hey look, more floating objects in Alaska!

      • Tres Cool

        At this point, I think any county that wants to screw with us is letting tons of foil-covered balloons loose in the pacific and giggling at the reaction.

  4. Mojeaux

    Taurus: Queen of Cups reversed – Distinguished woman but one not to be trusted; perverse woman; vice, dishonor, depravity.

    I guess this is where I confess my husband doesn’t know how much I spend on craft supplies, particularly ones I will never use.

  5. hayeksplosives

    What? I see nothing about flipping the table over in the marketplace, filing for divorce, or making a midnight run to a new job in a new state with all I could fit into 3 suitcases!

    I demand a refund from whatever retrograde planet failed to predict this.

    • Penguin

      Oh hey, Hi-X – congrats on your new life. Looks like your plan worked.

      • hayeksplosives

        Well, the “plan” was going to be methodical and civilized and would have involved having movers pack up most of my stuff and ship it to WA.

        The reality was “CRAP, I gotta go NOW” on Friday morning. Didn’t even have a plane ticket when I got to the airport.

        But that’s done. The rest is fallout.

      • Tundra

        Wow.

        Best of luck to you. I hope this new adventure is amazing!

      • dbleagle

        Best to you HE. I used to live near your new location. You know how to reach out to me (on your new phone) if you need info.

      • hayeksplosives

        Thank you, gents.

        Hoping for a swift and minimally painful resolution, but I am still jumping at shadows.

      • DEG

        Best wishes.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Sounds unpleasant at best, I hope things resolve for you.

      • juris imprudent

        One way ticket, cash purchase at the airport – yeah, can’t imagine why TSA side-eyed you.

      • robodruid

        & firearms…

        Goodness, sounds like a abrupt transition.

      • Brochettaward

        It’s funny that that was made 11 years ago, and he couldn’t afford brand name Dew because of Obama.

        Now here we are today with Obama’s dumber, whiter VP in charge and, well…

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      You got this HE, good fortune!

      • hayeksplosives

        Thanks! Looking forward to it!

      • PudPaisley

        Best wishes HE. I hope the big transition goes as smoothly as possible for you. Onward on upward.

        This song came to mind when I read your posts this morning. Hope you enjoy it.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZJlopNwzA4

      • Ted S.

        She’s getting bottom surgery?

        /ducking

      • hayeksplosives

        Thanks! That’s a new song to me. I am very out-of-step with music.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      🀞

      • hayeksplosives

        Life’s funny, ain’t it?

      • Grosspatzer

        Perhaps. I’m not laughing ATTM. I do wish you all the best, sounds like quite the shitshow.

    • Sean

      Best wishes on your next chapter in life!

    • Brochettaward

      What was on the table in the marketplace?

  6. Penguin

    Is that the Fifth Dimension?

    Leo: The Lovers reversed – Failure, foolish designs.

    Sounds about right.

    • Tundra

      Yes and yes.

      • Penguin

        I generally don’t when someone tries to add a helpful link, but c’mon, kinnath, after the last couple weeks, there was an obvious link.

        Though I’ll admit, your song was better.

      • kinnath

        Yes, but Aquarius is on topic.

      • Penguin

        Fair point.

      • Penguin

        *don’t criticize*. Also, remove “tries” from that sentence.

      • dbleagle

        The 5th Dimension as a “Founding Father” cover band.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhevfANM09Q

        Remember there are four rights enumerated in the DofI and only one is mentioned twice and listed as a duty.

        (Damn we are on another list.)

      • kinnath

        1970. Negroes reciting the DoI. Today, they’d be canceled in a heartbeat

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

  7. DEG

    Failure, foolish designs.

    Accurate and sufficiently shitty.

    Nice dog videos as usual.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: The World – Assured success, recompense, voyage, route, emigration, flight, change of place.

    Rocket J Squirrel: AGAIN?!

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Before my internet goes AWOL again (maybe)-

    What time is the actual kickoff, today? I avoid the pre-game inanities like the plague.

    • dbleagle

      1330hrs HST. Add 2 to 5 hours for the mainland.

    • Tres Cool

      If you experience an outage, Glibs is the place to go for the score.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    perverse woman; vice, dishonor, depravity.

    Where do I sign up for this?

    • Brochettaward

      Monty Python isn’t funny. It’s just not.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Neither are you bro whatever,

      • Fatty Bolger

        πŸ™„

    • Tres Cool

      Id hate to run into that guy at a party.
      Absolute Buzz Killington.

  11. Rat on a train

    Family travel to SoCal in July.
    Me: Where would you like to go while we are there?
    Wife: There’s a famous market I would like to see.
    Me: We are on vacation not a grocery run.

    BTW. Any SoCal Glibs?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Let me know where and when, we can get together with y’allins,
      Cheers!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Now that takes me back

  12. Tres Cool

    Why did I read “secret service” in Butthead’s voice as “secret cervix”?

  13. Tres Cool

    At yesterday’s (costly) vet visit, new puppy weighs in at nearly 20 lbs (18.6) at 10 weeks of age.
    Despite her cuteness, she’s a holy terror.

    • Sean

      Adorbs

    • DEG

      πŸ™‚

    • Rat on a train

      That photo doesn’t exhibit terror.

      • Tres Cool

        She’s like a toddler with teeth. Nothing below 18″ is safe.
        For some weird reason, despite all the power-supply and USB cords laying about she only has a taste for Jugsy’s MS Surface. Maybe she’s an iPAD kinda gal. I dunno.

    • Tundra

      Love.

    • kinnath

      Beautiful pup

    • Penguin

      Despite her cuteness, she’s a holy terror.

      Yep. Dog-sat a young pitbull not too long ago. Wow, was that dog powerful. Every walk I had with the dog I wished I had a skateboard and knew how to ride it, because that dog just pulled me along. Mush, Chooba (not the real name), mush!

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Glibertarians! Come for the trenchant economic and political analysis, stay for the puppy porn.

  15. rhywun

    LOL, I counted at least three different spellings of this guy’s last name. Journalism!