I can’t believe I’m in a serious relationship with a Florida Man.
Meme Dump, Spy Balloon Edition
About The Author
WebDom
WebDom grows Peyote buttons in the vast desert of her mind.
I can’t believe I’m in a serious relationship with a Florida Man.
Perfect. Thanks for these.
Joe Tzu – a true man of genius.
There just has to be a way to tie in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen panties balloon into this meme but I haven’t worked it out quite yet:
https://images-prod.dazeddigital.com/900/azure/dazed-prod/1140/4/1144975.jpg
“I CLAIM ASYLUM!”
Oh, 17 year old Uma Thurman.
17yr old Uma Thurman as “Venus emerging from the waves” ;p
Rowr
Someone gave a friend and me some “peyote” and we were determined that we weren’t going to vomit them back up, so we diluted them down to where they were palatable. Unfortunately, we diluted them down until they were ineffective. (Shrug), I liked mushrooms better anyway.
https://i.imgflip.com/3kmwdm.jpg
Lol
Peyote/Sasquatch crossover meme
https://pics.me.me/mysterious-creature-seen-in-grapeseed-the-witness-was-quoted-as-71811987.png
More memes:
Now kith!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FoaQ7NdXoAElQey?format=jpg&name=900×900
And more on topic:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FoJcDc2akAUQev1?format=jpg&name=small
LOL
Nice.
Need some reinforcement for your paranoia? I was vaguely aware of this technology, which came up in a corporate meeting today.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_tracking
Eye tracking is the process of measuring either the point of gaze (where one is looking) or the motion of an eye relative to the head.
Swiss hardest hit, I suppose.
What got me a bit rattled was the context. Eye tracking is going to be the next big thing in digital advertising analytics, apparently. This means your browser, your mobile phone, your “smart” TV – any internet-connected device with a camera – is capable of recording your eye movements while you stare stupidly at the ad while waiting for that indispensible YouTube video to load. And advertisers are eager to use this data, which we will gladly supply for a small fee, to optimize their digital ad spend.
– Turn on your ad blocker
– Turn off your camera
– Blow up your TV
That is why you leave the camera covered. Don’t trust it to be off. Or make a pc that doesn’t have a camera built in.
Yup. My camera is an attachment that sticks to my monitor.
Used it once for a zoomie, otherwise it’s sitting in a cabinet somewhere.
Our IT nerd at work told me about a new feature coming out on Dell laptops: The camera will now be able to uncover itself if you start a video call and “forget” to do so yourself. I’ll stick with post-it notes.
Two layers of post it notes blocks completely.
Ugh. Turkey/Syria death toll now at 16,000.
Tragedy. Also, Turkey apparently lost 10 feet of territorial boundary as it slid under the adjoining plate. Yikes. No wonder it was a 7+ earthquake, a 7+ aftershock, and a 5+ aftershock to seal the deal.
Earth continues to remind us that we’re just her bitches.
Snowden has a good video on this. 8:30 in total. But at 7 min in, he shows what to do with your phone to make it back into a PHONE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dGqR4ue8dg
Smash the Magnavox
Wow, that was different.
When I was a wee patzer in the ’50s, our family TV was a 12″ (I think) B&W Magnavox. Fucker weighed about 50 lbs, had vacuum tubes and an exterior made of what felt like concrete, and reliably got NYC channels 2, 4, 7, and 11; 5, 9 and 13 were problematic (although if the weather was just right you could pull in channel 8 from New Haven, Conn.) You’d break you hand trying to smash that unit.
Eh. I mean, they’re already tracking what you’re seeing, I’m not sure the additional specific data makes that any worse.
*narrows gaze*
John Prine! I knew you were a good guy, ‘patzer
Here he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BofvfVPFbiM
Swiss hardest hit, I suppose.
Swiss can send a narrowed gaze easier.
For MikeS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3zy2pBoTuOQ&feature=shares
Get out of my head!
🤘🏻🤘🏻
I’ve been hired by many clients over the years to install eye tracking and heat mapping software on their websites. It’s incredibly easy nowadays. Like…incredibly easy. And it’s absurdly cheap. A few simple scripts is enough to make the software work.
Good show, Webdom, I stole some of them and sent them off to some other Art Appreciators
JOE TZU lol
Kyle, with a K – you know like in KKK.
Hopefully he’ll be fully separated by this June.
I would go with Biden has changed the guidelines to allow any source that reinforces the narrative.
Mel Gibson hardest hit.
Seriously… WTF?
Daily Quordle 380
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Saw a bunch of good scores this morning.
Finally got around to playing it.
Usually skip weekdays.
For good reason.
Daily Quordle 380
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My husband got really sick of me pointing at the full moon and saying “look Chinese spy balloon!” idk I thought it was funny.
It gave me a sensible chuckle if that helps.
#metoo
I sang this for about a week. Wife was ready for it to end.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5akEgsZSfhg
Better moon song
Current events moon song
I tried that with the Missus, she took a look and quickly corrected me. I don’t think she got the joke.
I did talk to a friend in Myrtle Beach and he claims he saw the balloon. I’m taking credit for that, it’s almost like seeing it myself
Excellent memes, Webdom.
I had to travel into the office to test shit that was badly broken. So, I missed SF day. I feel empty inside.
An original by me, based on a familiar theme.
Huzzah! Well done.
Awesome!
https://news.yahoo.com/john-fetterman-rushed-hospital-amid-064844389.html
No, Mr. Lump, I expect you to die.
That’s pretty sad. I hope he will resign and recover as best he can for his remaining years.
Mornin’ folks.
😋
Good morning, Sean, hayek, Stinky, and U!
🙂
Flaccid genitals dropped a new live video, but I went with this instead:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E
🎶🎶
I guess y’all can have both…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvWtUAKbFhA
Spoiler alert: it ain’t good.
https://nypost.com/2023/02/08/ga-principal-dana-simmons-and-pe-teacher-accused-of-on-campus-sex/
“She insisted the sexual liaisons were set up by the PE teacher’s wife Kelsey Charles and that she even watched the two have sex, the report states.”
Giggity.
No transgenders involved, no underage, no weird occult rituals…I have a high bar for salaciousness and this don’t meet it.
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/safety-tips-dating-super-bowl-waste-mangement-phoenix-open-arizona-online-romance-apps
Sketchy hookups ftw.
Or if you have to do all of that shit shit maybe don’t do it.
When I saw “waste management” in the URL, I thought maybe the “sketchy hookups” were a type of waste disposal for RVs.
Me: “I’m sick of this GPS Sliding Around on the dash”
Me: “Well, just get out the gaffer tape and tape it down. Do I have to think of everything?”
Me: “You realize you are talking to yourself, right?”
Me: “So, yes, yes I do have to think of everything.”
You don’t have to worry until the GPS starts arguing with you.
Indeed.
I routinely talk to circuits I’m building (am especially fond of wire-wrapping CD4000 real time combinational logic controls circuits, Old School) but so far I have yet to hear them talk back to me.
“Take the next U-Turn”
My GPS argues with me when it wants to take me on a route I know is bad.
“Turn Right into Canal.”
Morning, Peeps!
RC Dean graced us with his presence here in SW Nevada last evening. We had a very nice chat.
Verdict: RC Dean=Good people.
Morning.
Greetings, UCS!
I woke up hungry, had some leftovers (a skillet combo of green cabbage, onion, potato, and pork sausage, seasoned with nutmeg and other Eastern delights). That’s some good Depression Era food practice.
I’m having a breakfast salad.
I will have mine later. Bacon and eggs is the best salad.
There is bacon on the salad, but no eggs.
Yesterday I had salad at the winery.
Imagine, if you will, a bed of spring mix and baby spinach, topped with generous slices of cold beets (pickled in their native sweetness), mandarin orange segments, small grapefruit (I think? Not sure) segments, candied walnuts, sliced fresh mozzarella cheese, all topped with a raspberry vinaigrette dressing that features real whole raspberries falling out of the little cup that you, the customer, drizzle over the dish to your liking.
My ideal salad contains less sugar, more dairy and pork.
Sounds terrific, save for the beets. Can’t stand ’em.
Sorry for the short response, I’m still eating.
🥗
Isn’t it great to meet Glibs in real life? 😃
For sure!
The first bunch I met were in greater Minneapolis: Tundra, Pope Jimbo, and even MikeS was passing through town.
Then I met up with dbleagle on one of his trips to San Diego. Also when in San Diego, met with Yusef.
Here in Pahurmp have met with Hobbit and his lovely bride, and now RC Dean.
Haven’t yet managed a Greater Las Vegas Glibs meetup, but it would be a worthy cause. We could even talk about that mass shooting that never happened here.
Excellent! I am glad o had the opportunity to meet some glibs IRL before we became immobile, and hope to do so again when mobility is restored.
Fingers crossed for the big hip surgery! Wishing you guys all the best, and by that I mainly mean excellent nurses during recovery. They can make or break it.
Thanks, HE! Looking forward to getting about again. The immediate goal is to be able to attend the youngest Patzer’s graduation in May.
Mornin’, reprobates!
Good morning, ‘patzie! 😃
’tis a glorious morning indeed!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6dC7ILQ_vtE
A mostly forgotten moldy oldie from the Wayback Machine, recalled from the days when my oldest sister was listening to the local Top 40 station nonstop waiting for the next Bobby Sherman song. 🎶😄
I do not remember that one. I will try to forget it. 🤣
Have you thought about storing them somewhere with less moisture so they don’t grow mold?
Birthday celebrations for the wife went later than planned last night, so packing did not happen. Definitely hitting the road to ME later than planned. Ah, well, no real plans until dinner anyway.
(You know I’m groggy when I end up using the same word in every sentence)
packing did not happen
Sorry to hear that. Hope all goes well today.
“OnePlus takes on the iPad with the OnePlus Pad”
Awesome, a nonApple iPad should be a good alternative for those who don’t like Apple products.
“encrypted battery”…nevermind, fuck you OnePlus
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/02/oneplus-takes-on-the-ipad-with-the-oneplus-pad/#:~:text=In%20the%20fine%20print%2C%20OnePlus%20actually%20gives%20a,your%20battery%20or%20get%20a%20genuine%20replacement%20battery.%22
WordPress hates me.
Hoping 3rd time’s a charm for this comment.
Turkey/Syria earthquake toll (official; could get worse) is at 16,000.
Turkey also lost territory; the Anatolian plate slipped under the Arabian plate and lost 10 feet of boundary in the process.
Gaia continues to remind humans that we are her bitch.
Sobering indeed.
(FYI, your comment did appear earlier, but way upthread inexplicably appearing to be a response to a comment from R.J.)
Terrible. The world is not a safe place. The world will never be a safe place. The best we can do is to prepare for the worst, hope for the best, and step up when the shit hits the fan.
Signs of the Apocalypse: NYC Mayor says something sensible.
https://nypost.com/2023/02/08/queens-student-has-mayor-eric-adams-personal-number-invites-him-to-protest/
“Children should be in school,” Adams wrote back to the teen, who said she got his number at an event last summer. “You can protest after school hours.”
*falls out of chair*
A sign of the end times.
Whipped-up racial hysteria. Imagine my surprise.
The sign she’s holding… I can’t even.
Early morning ray of sunshine.
https://nypost.com/2023/02/09/kansas-family-dog-missing-for-8-years-found-1000-miles-away-from-home-in-idaho/