Ohio Doesn’t Exist

by | Feb 18, 2023 | Beer, Deep State, Food & Drink, Markets, Musings | 146 comments

A lot went down in the past week or so promoting everyone to panic and engage in these weird conspiracies that Ohio exists.  As we all know, Ohio doesn’t exist.

This is my review of Brouwerij Maenhout Kollusion (!) Russian (!) Imperial Stout:

Its been over a week and we can finally get a good grip on what actually happened, right?  The water is safe to drink according to the Mayor, so that’s cool.  Except…um.  Ew.

Make of this whole thing what you will.

Take that Fern Gully!

What was really odd was the other train that derailed in Texas, in Michigan, and then in local news a truck carrying nitric acid caught fire on the I-10.  Is this all happening now for a reason?

No.  Thanks to our good friend Gordilocks, this happens all the time.  To the point where is occurs statistically 2-3 times per day.  Freaky isn’t it?

Grab your tin foil because I…have a theory:  this will occur much more often, in many more industries, and we only have ourselves to blame.  Consider how much we heard about “The Great Resignation” occurring in the wake of the 2020 lockdowns, and spilled over to the next couple years (TW:  this is a WEF link).  Then consider how many of the people that quit didn’t really quit, they actually retired.

I realize I have been critical in the past about the Boomer generation but in this case I have to give them credit where it is due.  That generation is large enough, and covers a long enough span they were able to maintain sufficient numbers in the workforce until now or very soon.  Longer perhaps than their parents, but for whatever the reason they did anyways and pretty much everyone benefited from it.  They also had no issue with working in trades and in heavy industry, unlike the ensuing generations. GenX created the tech economy, Millennials like me all seem to want to work behind a desk, and Gen Z seems to want to be professional trannies making videos on Tik Tok for pennies a click.

In other words, who will do the work?  Much more importantly who is around with institutional knowledge of the systems currently in place? When one retires, they take their knowledge with them for better or worse.  So will things we typically take for granted come to a grinding halt due to apparent incompetence become commonplace? I think so.

 

In happier times I could make a joke about Russian collusion when discussing an Imperial Stout, but these guys even took that away from us. Belgians, amirite?  This Belgian brewery colluded with Boom Island Brewing in Minnesota, to create a rather dedicated tribute to Mother Russia.  Dark black coffee, and Belgian chocolate dominate everything here.  They suggest pairing it with brownies or some dish called Créme Malakoff.  I don’t know what that is, but this beer was so good, I feel bad I didn’t get a better picture. Brouwerij Maenhout Kollusion (!) Russian (!) Imperial Stout: 4.5/5 11% ABV

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146 Comments

  1. kinnath

    In other words, who will do the work?

    Young, able-bodied immigrants?

    nevermind

    • Threedoor

      Their won’t even be enough of them.

      • Chafed

        It’s true. There was only one Paulina Poriskova.

      • Threedoor

        You’re going to make my browser history dirty arnt you?

      • Threedoor

        Ok. Not that kind of ‘actress’

      • Chafed

        Only if dirty = beautiful.

  2. Gender Traitor

    As I alluded to a few days ago, someone has obviously been trying to take out Ohio for decades. We obviously pose a threat to very powerful interests.

    • Chafed

      I blame Kentucky.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Not Michigan?

      • TARDis

        I say that about my wife sometimes.
        /rimshot

  3. The Late P Brooks

    A disproportionate number of Presidents have come from Ohio. What makes Ohioans want to boss everybody around?

    Don’t tell anybody, but I was hatched in Ohio.

    • Ted S.

      Tosu, of course.

      Christ, what a bunch of assholes.

  4. rhywun

    On top of all that, one is no longer allowed to filter for talent, because “equity”.

    We’re so fucking screwed. Hopefully after I shuffle off.

    • kinnath

      Hopefully after I shuffle off.

      I fear the world my grandchildren are inheriting.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        I fear the world my grandchildren are inheriting.

        No grandchildren required.

    • Chafed

      I think that crap is starting, emphasis on starting to fall apart. There is now active pushback by parents in primary schools and the start of it in colleges. Tech thought it was immune but is now laying off people. It’s like the vested interests are finding out people care about results.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Puddin’ head Biden is doing all he can to keep the money flowing, but people are starting to see through the BS. And with no money a lot of this shit, which is so transparent, doesn’t get white washed anymore. College enrollment is down, people are talking more and more about the trades, and with the push to get the illegals into the so called sanctuary cities and show the drivers of a lot of this shit how bad it is, I think we are starting to see a change.

        /while pilled.

      • R C Dean

        “people care about results”

        Whether people do or not, reality does.

        And no, perception is not reality. Reality is.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I feel like the pendulum has probably reached its height. I don’t think most people are down with extreme leftism. The tranny nonsense just might be the insanity we need to set us back the other direction.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Most people what the world to be a better place. And they want the world to be an easier place. So, in its earlier iterations, leftism looks pretty good: free health care, gov’t backed retirement, cleaner environment, and so on. But, what all of those things cost, either financially or socially, gets increasingly higher the closer we get to the ever retreating leftist ideal. And that is when we start seeing the pushback.

        The real question right now is; how much damage will they do until the pushback is strong enough to overcome them?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        More than can possibly be repaired, I’m afraid.

        I exaggerated slightly when I noted that 1 generation will take down our entire culture. It started in the 60s, was ramped up in the 70s with the start of 2 income homes and skyrocketing divorce rates (and of course government welfare programs incentivizing single parent homes in poor communities where a father figure is most needed), and codified in academia in the 90s with the PC movement. We’re now seeing the rotten fruit those experiments have borne. Some of it is not repairable. We still have open attacks on foundational American values. The nuclear family is now a sign of white supremacy, and not stability. The best women are men. Biology isn’t real. Etc.

        But the more insane they are, the more pushback we’ll get.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Some of those social things are getting pushback on already: trans issues are starting to be a dead end for many on the left as seen by the recent piece over at Bari Weiss’s; wokism is facing harder and harder resistance a la DeSantis, Abbot and other governors who are being broadly supported on this, etc. But, society does change, and the two earner household is a boon for many families, if not most. That said, I have known a couple families who went the traditional route and made it work. But, it all depends on what you want, and most people seem to want options, with a strong security blanket for when or if they fall.

        No, were we are really breaking down is our reliance on previous safety and efficiency methods. We, as a nation, are treating much of the work here as done deals, and have no idea on how to hold up the back end of things, let alone why it was put in place. And this is going to be the breaking point in law, medicine, governance, pretty much all of what is deemed necessary to hold a degree in. And, as the governing bodies take over the backbone institutions such as the ABA, AMA and what have you, people will stop listening to what is often of profound importance; how a diverse society gets along.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        👆👆

        Competence is no longer celebrated, but superficial traits are. There are and there will continue to be significant consequences from that.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        2 income households have been a boon for strong families, but there have certainly been negative externalities as a result.

        The attack on the nuclear family being one. Most marriages fail now, and much of that is due to many women being fooled into the idea that independence from men is not only possible when you need it (good), but desirable (bad), and preferable.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Independence for women from men is a boon. Period.

      • Chafed

        Completely agree

    • TARDis

      I’m more concerned that I will be shuffled off by DEI talent. Even more so for my ‘white supremacist’ kids.

      The Great Retirement destroyed my company’s productivity. I put basic numbers in front of peers and my boss’ face, and I get ignored. We have 25% more people and are 30-40% less efficient. DEIfication at its best.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    I picked up some Deschutes Red Chair last weekend. I had not had any for a few years. It seemed awfully citrus-y, but at the time I was drinking it regularly, I was also drinking Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, another beer which seems very citrus-y to me now.

    Light and crisp and refreshing.

    • Threedoor

      I can’t drink any of their stuff. It’s simply not for me. I choked down a few Black Buttes a while back simply because a neighbor gave it to me and it was too late to drive into town to get better beer.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    I fear the world my grandchildren are inheriting.

    I’m glad I don’t have kids. I feel sorry for my niece and nephews.

    • Threedoor

      My kids will live in some mad max hellscape I’m sure. Hopefully I’ve put enough pews away for them.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    In other words, who will do the work?

    Where is the Little Red Hen when you need her?

  8. Count Potato

    A disproportionate number of funk musicians were from Ohio. Just like Motown, their parents had good paying industrial jobs so they could afford to buy instruments and music lessons for their kids, and buy houses with garages or basements that could be used to band practice.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Interesting. Anything else Ohio produced disproportionate to the overall population?

      • Gender Traitor

        Speaking strictly of Dayton (where many if not most of the funk musicians hailed from,) maybe also inventors?

      • rhywun

        square cut pizza

        I can’t even.

  9. PieInTheSky

    Beer should be 6% or less

    • Ted S.

      Beer makers should ditch the barley, hops, and malt, and ferment grapes instead.

      • PieInTheSky

        Eh a crisp pilsner on a.hot summer day has its place

      • Chafed

        Why can’t we all get along?

      • Lackadaisical

        because of circumcision?

      • Chafed

        ???

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        I know, right! That would mean we can’t get around! None of this long BS.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Fuck you

      • PieInTheSky

        Right back at ya

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Easy there, cowboy.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      I don’t mind the hot beers, but I would kill for a good, tasty 3%er. Day drinking for the win!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Daydrinking torpedoes, 7.2% for the win!

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Also handy for skipping meals.

      • KSuellington

        It’s hard to find anything good below 4%. Pacifico Clara is the best easy drinking lower alcohol beer in existence in my opinion. With a dash of salt and sometimes a lime for a change it is hard to beat for refreshment on a hot day.

      • kinnath

        I make nice Berliner Weiss at about 3% ABV.

      • Lackadaisical

        Do you ship to Florida? 😛

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        A little hot sauce on the neck never hurts either.

        I generally go with Tecate for this, but most any Mexican beer will do.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I think MN is the last 3.2 state. Even UT gave up that shit.

      • KSuellington

        Kinnath’s house is the answer! I guess there is not enough of a market for true low alcohol beers for them to be sold much.

        Tecate tends to be my least fav of Mexican beers, although if drinking any of them in a can the difference is much less I think. It’s gotta be the bottle for them, makes such a difference.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        He makes a fine mead I tells ya

      • PieInTheSky

        I like brew dog dead pony club for low abv

  10. Threedoor

    It’s right next door to Idaho.

    That’s what people I ‘served’ with in the army and the LEGO Corporation thought in the 80s. As a kid I would save up all my money and make an order. 6-8 week’s delivery was real. Twice it took 12 or more as my order got sent to Lewistown OH not Lewiston ID!

  11. Mojeaux

    @FourScore, thank you so much for your kind words! I’m glad you’re enjoying it, but I’m just grateful you’re taking the time to read! So thank you!

    • Mojeaux

      Well, I’m grateful anyone’s reading it.

      • Threedoor

        I’ve seen your story post but I’m not sure where they begin.

      • Mojeaux

        It starts here, but the problem is, you have to go looking for each entry if you go from the beginning. So the best thing to do is go to the top of each installment. There are links to previous chapters there.

      • Chafed

        Wouldn’t the place to begin be buying a copy? *nudge nudge wink wink*

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Amazon is the place.
        / bought a copy

      • Mojeaux

        *hands over True Libertarian card*

      • Chafed

        I reluctantly accept your resignation.

      • Threedoor

        That’s less work.

    • kinnath

      I posted a link. Don’t know if anyone else did.

      At any rate, you are welcome.

    • Chafed

      Nice to see someone who is qualified make a comment.

      • R C Dean

        Interesting indeed. I will file that away.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Oops!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Just got some grade A fear open in my inbox concerning the spill.

      If you were to believe it, everyone east of the Mississippi is going to be dead from cancer within a year.

      That said, I’m glad I’m not that close to the disaster.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        fear porn…

      • kinnath

        everyone east of the Mississippi is going to be dead from cancer within a year.

        It’s a start.

        If we can chop of west of the Rockies, we may have a chance.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Hey, I live here, let the tsunami decide my fate….

      • kinnath

        Head for higher ground

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Piss off man. We’re not all assholes.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I am😉

      • Spudalicious

        Sierras.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Hey now…

      • rhywun

        I hope the chemicals don’t jump over the Appalachians.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The primary concern being how much unburnt vinyl chloride is being carried into the atmosphere by the fire.

      • LCDR_Fish

        ADV China has a segment on this on their podcast last night. Apparently there was a similar explosion in China that killed (at least) 23 people in 2019.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Interesting. I’ll check it out. Thanks

  12. Yusef drives a Kia

    Who does the heavy lifting? Old fucks like me.
    Tall Cans!

    • R C Dean

      *inspects noodle arms*

      Not me. I’ve gotten the impression that my retirement was “about time” as far as my boss is concerned.

      • kinnath

        So far, my bosses seem happy that I am not interested in retiring yet.

      • R C Dean

        I was a badthinker in a crew of mostly Narrative Liberals. I suspect a few colleagues were also badthinkers, but they did a better job of covering it.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        We are still in the “soft times make soft men, soft men make hard times” part of that scenario.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Agree. We have the soft men, the soy boys are everywhere, and hard times.

        But I suspect that these hard times are also creating hard men, who will start to reverse the cycle.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The first hard men of the turn will probably be fully reactionary and quite volatile.

        Our society is trading on very dangerous ground right now.

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘Not me. I’ve gotten the impression that my retirement was “about time” as far as my boss is concerned.’

        That is strange. Why not just fire you then?

      • slumbrew

        Hard to fire someone just for having bad opinions.

      • Lackadaisical

        Arizona isn’t an at will state? especially at the c-suite level?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Sort of.

        RC also worked healthcare. You might think the talent pool is rather wide and deep, but in a market with a lot of retirees like AZ, it really isn’t.

      • TARDis

        At will means nothing in a DEI environment. After a full year, we are finally getting rid of an employee who is literally a fraud. He made it past HR and passed a dumbed down technical test. It took 3 months of weekly documentation.

      • R C Dean

        They would never fire me for being politically inconvenient. And I really did keep a fairly low profile. Plus, there was the one year guaranteed severance, and they were afraid of me. And they (the CEO and Board Chair) knew for a couple of years I was planning to retire in 2022 – 23.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        they were afraid of me

        You dropped a deuce on their lawn, didn’t you?

      • slumbrew

        Upper decker

  13. LCDR_Fish

    Dumb question – trying to read a couple sites to confirm (can’t recall what I did last year). If I paid property taxes for the house (county/town) through mortgage/escrow – that’s all combined into one number on the 1098 from the mortgage holder/bank?

    So then the only other property taxes I could claim (locally) – separately – would be property taxes on my car for my county (VA).

    • dbleagle

      My paperwork from the mortgage company shows what I paid in principal, interest, and what they paid for me in taxes. I use the interest and taxes paid amounts on my Federal tax paperwork.

      Your state may vary.

    • Gustave Lytton

      No, the 1098 should show only your mortgage interest payments (as reported to the IRS). You should get, or have access to, an annual escrow statement showing the payees and amounts.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Ok, I’ll log back in and check.

  14. Timeloose

    I’m headed to the local beer snob bar/market. No TVs or sports. Just lots of good stuff to drink, so it courages talking to people.

    • R C Dean

      Talking to people? You mean, in person?

      *shudders*

      • Mojeaux

        Right?!

    • Chafed

      Talking with people is just crazy enough to work.

  15. Muzzled Woodchipper

    Just gave the oldest, dear Woodchipped Wednesday, his first driving lesson. We drove around the mega-church parking lot, tried (unsuccessfully) parking with some cones to act as guides, then I told him to make the 8 mile drive home.

    Good times.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      I remember doing that with The Boy. Hard on my patience, but good for him to learn.

    • Fourscore

      Is Driver’s Ed available in High school? My kids/grand kids could hardly wait to get that learner’s permit and use the school car. It took awhile before they learned , the had way, about 2 objects occupying the same space at the same time but it eventually made sense.

      Good luck. It’s a scary time to be a parent.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Not as his small private school.

        I was the only kid I knew in my HS that didn’t take drivers Ed. I have seen any parking lots full of Ford Tempos, so I suspect we don’t have Drivers Ed in the government schools either.

        Even based on the licensing process, I suspect the onus is (rightly) on parents to teach their kids to drive.

        They have a learners permit for 6 months during which they have to have 60 hours of driving (with 10 of them at night), then they get an intermediate license for 6 months. Once they’ve completed both, they can get their full license.

      • Threedoor

        60! It’s 50 here in Idaho and about 42 too many.

      • Tres Cool

        Back around Christmas we had a deep-freeze and snow. I wish my son had his temps then. I wanted to share that 16 year-old me, with a car (no airbags, no ABS, seatbelts optional, and negligible bias-ply tires) wouldn’t let -0 temps and 6″ of snow from keeping me from attending a party. Specially if I knew a girl I liked was there.
        Thats a learning experience.

  16. Lackadaisical

    ‘Fun fact: 24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is the problem with Ohio that is makes people wish to flee the Earth?’

    Where do you even start? The mistake on the lake? People who eat spaghetti and call it chili?

    • Lackadaisical

      The beer sounds really good though.

    • Tres Cool

      SKYLINE CHILI IS A GIFT FROM G_D!

      SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH!

  17. hayeksplosives

    Test comment

    • R.J.

      Works

    • Chafed

      You passed!

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Not if grammar has a say with her lack of punctuation.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Careful, she bites

      • Ted S.

        She doesn’t bite. She’ll just blow you up.

      • dbleagle

        You should have shown your pre WWW experience and sent us a “Ping”.

        But your test worked. “Pong”

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Lima Charlie

    • Tres Cool

      Yer wall-to-wall and treetop tall.

      That a Texas-sized 10-4

  18. mexican sharpshooter

    Its baseball season again. My son usually has a hat pin, to distinguish his hat from the other ten kids on the team. Unfortunately I tried finding a muertos/sugar skull guy in a lotus position he has on his water bottle.

    Unfortunately, most of my search results resulted in my finding a Totemkopff pin.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Added to cart

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      With 2 kids in baseball (1 in travel, the other in HS then travel team where I’m also a coach), the next 6 months will be exhausting.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Saw it. Its a 2” pin. A wee bit big for a 40 pound kid.

  19. Tres Cool

    “College enrollment is down, people are talking more and more about the trades,”

    Tres Ver 2.0 just took a field trip to our local “career technology academy” ( we called it Vocational School).
    Despite saving for his college, I made it clear that there is nothing wrong with learning a trade.

    • Gender Traitor

      If he’s into (or gets into) working on cars, he could go to the unfortunately named UTI.

      • Tres Cool

        I hear Cranberry can clear that up.

    • dbleagle

      He is a scold and a nag.