Saturday morning, Goyim takeover links

by | Feb 25, 2023 | Daily Links | 188 comments

These fuckin’ guys.

Yeah, OMWC is off somewhere in the northern midwest during a brutal storm. He may, or may not make it back.

So yeah, this is Spud. It is 2100 last night, so if anything happens overnight, I’ll catch it in the afternoon. I have control this day!

 

I feel so jaunty, I’m going to add a couple of birthdays.

Rednecks and bubbas are paying homage this day.

Mmmm, you know you want some of that. Bring your own vodka.

Frodo’s butt boy.

Everyone’s favorite ginger comedian.

 

Hey! How about some links?

 

Speaking of “these fuckin’ guys”, this was a strategic move. There are a lot more Jews in Florida.

 

Al goes for the big grift.

 

He’ll always have the gay frogs.

 

On the plus side, they’re eight hours north.

 

And he wasn’t even drunk.

 

That’s it. It’s such a shitty news cycle, I have to leave something for later.

Old guy music is perfect for relaxing with a cup of coffee on a Saturday morning.

 

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188 Comments

  1. robodruid

    I apologize if i violate the 30 min rule here.
    People have been talking about raising chickens…..

    I was tasked with getting some fancy new chicks from Denton Texas at a feed store. For me this is a 2.25 hour drive. No biggie. Called the day before, said they get them at 10:45.
    I get there at 11.
    They got them at 9.
    they had 160 + baby chicks in that shipment. I got the last 8.
    The store’s staff were stunned, they have never seen this before.

    Also got 7 more production reds. @ $30 each.

    • SDF-7

      So inflation is egging on home poultry production? Makes sense with the economy rapidly becoming a shell of itself — though I suspect many of the folks don’t know what they’re getting into and are going off half cocked.

      • Gender Traitor

        Sounds like ‘bodru really had to scramble to get the few chicks he did.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        It makes zero fucking sense. Not economic sense, anyways.

        I’ve been raising chickens for a decade. In no reality is raising chickens more economically efficient than buying even expensive eggs.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Can I have my wife call you? She’s wanting to just buy a couple and leave them in the yard.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        That’s a way to buy expensive bait for whatever predators lurk in your area.

        This is not a good idea.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Don’t get me wrong: I love chickens. They’re great fun, and addicting. The eggs are fantastic. But they’re a shitload of work, and take lots of consideration and care.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yeah, I know. So far I’ve been able to put it off, particularly with what you do with them when they stop laying. But every time we go to the grocery store and the price goes up another 50¢/dz, it comes right back up.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And by leave in the yard, build (buy) a coop, fencing and herd them into it every night.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And they’ll eat all of the bugs in the yard. Won’t have any left with those guys out there,

        🤦‍♂️

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Chickens are marginal at controlling bugs. At best. Guineas are the real deal in that department, and I can promise you don’t want those, and your neighbors will hate you if you’re not way out in the country.

        Coops are expensive. Feed has shot up 50% in the last year. If you want enough eggs to always have eggs available, you need at least 6, which means bigger coop, more feed, etc.

        It really isn’t a way to get cheaper eggs. The best you can hope for is to raise a shitload of chickens, and sell the excess eggs which might help you break even in feed, but a backyard chicken pen will never be profitable. You really have to want chickens for their real benefits. They’re entertaining, and can teach responsibility. Fresh eggs are awesome. But they’re an expense, and take a shitload of work to keep adequately. They also destroy yards and gardens. If you have a small backyard, you will have a dirt lot in mere weeks. If you have any sort of garden, they will dig shit up.

        I’ve never culled a hen when she’s become unproductive. They wouldn’t be good to eat by that age, and straight up killing a chicken you’ve had for a long time and formed a bond with at one level or another isn’t something I’d even entertain. They just become freeloaders until they die, or they’re taken by a predator.

      • dontreadonme

        I have always raised ducks rather than chickens. Ducks are much hardier than chickens (no coop, cold tolerant, disease tolerant) and to many lay the superior egg. That said, the predators like them just the same

    • Don escaped Texas

      we all know you were just sneaking over to Dan’s Silverleaf to hit up some coeds

      • SDF-7

        And he hogged 8 chicks at once!

    • Pat

      Sounds like that store is at

      Chick magnet

      • The Gunslinger

        The chicks disappeared quickly. Seems more like chick repellent.

  2. Sean

    How is USA Today still around?

    • SDF-7

      Hotel morning papers?

      • Don escaped Texas

        no such animal to speak of unless you’re paying over $250 a night

      • SDF-7

        I thought Hampton still did it at least… but I travel rarely and try to leave at 2 or 3 in the morning local when I do (because I’m an early riser and I can dodge traffic if not deer that way typically….)

  3. rhywun

    These fuckin’ guys.

    Oh, GDL. I was expecting ADL.

  4. Pat

    Chelsea Joy Handler[1] (born February 25, 1975)[2] is an American comedian

    [citation needed]

    • Certified Public Asshat

      If you are looking for actual comedy, Ari Shaffir’s youtube special ‘Jew’ is really good. Nice to see comedy is still alive.

      • Pat

        I’ll have to check it out.

  5. DEG

    The head of GoyimTV, the video platform of the antisemitic group Goyim Defense League (GDL), recently said he’s moving his headquarters from the San Francisco Bay Area to Florida.

    I’m going to guess this is a Glow Op, so yet another drop in the bucket of Federal government spending.

    “The Republican powers that be in Georgia are now very excited about the battery plant and auto plants and electric vehicle plants,” Gore said. “The same here in Tennessee. The same in many states.”

    You can’t argue with jobs. But, Gore is still a grifting piece of shit.

    Old Guy Music is good.

    Mornin’ all. Now I’m really off to the gym.

    • rhywun

      Interesting how all the grift seems to be in redneck states. Why is that, Mr. Climate Savior?

      • SDF-7

        He knows better than to try to horn in on the other syndicates’ turfs.

    • juris imprudent

      Glowie Defense League, I like it.

      • Drake

        That they were in San Francisco in the first place is extra suspicious.

    • Ted S.

      I saw that link, and my first thought was, AI goes for the big grift?

      • Pat

        “I learned it by watching you!”

  6. rhywun

    The Climate Reality Project

    🤣😂

  7. Don escaped Texas

    Old guy music

    Atkins and Knofler’s Neck and Neck does not suck

    big fat Gretschs are yummy

  8. DEG

    Maybe not really off to the gym quite yet as we have Powerline fun.

  9. Pat

    “They wanted to know if assets were hidden in the cat,” Jones said. “The cat was like $200. It’s a Ragdoll cat. We really do love it. But they were really serious about the cat and its value, and they may want the cat for the Sandy Hook families.”

    Blood sacrificing a cat to appease the vengeful gods would be among the least ridiculous things about that clownshow of a defamation trial.

  10. rhywun

    I haven’t lived in Idaho since the early seventies but I’m going to go out on a limb anyway and guess that the “Christian Nationalists in the Mist” article is full of shit.

    • Pat

      They’re literally just re-running the exact same gambit they did in the ’80s and ’90s that culminated in Ruby Ridge. Hopefully the next one will involve a lot more dead federal agents.

    • SDF-7

      I skimmed it — very fear mongering (I like how they implied Catholics are all for same sex marriage and abortions particularly…). Very much felt like “We can’t let these non-believers get away!”, unsurprisingly.

      • rhywun

        I tapped out from the overkill of “this person sucks so everything they believe sucks too” guilt-by-association.

    • Don escaped Texas

      guy seems to think it’s news that the world sucks and that lots of people have voted with their feet and found happiness

      the question isn’t, Mr Journo, why people try to find happiness; the question is why do you think working for $42k writing horseshit exposees is a good reason not to kill yourself

      • SDF-7

        “All the right cocktail party invites” from what we’ve seen.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Twenty children and six teachers were killed in the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting in Newtown, Connecticut, on December 14, 2012. For years, Jones spread and supported a conspiracy theory falsely claiming the shooting was staged and that the grieving parents were actors.

    It was all the cat’s idea.

  12. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles — still Month of Meh, maybe we can march to a different drummer soon. Screwed up DuoTri early on and had to hang on tooth and nail to avoid chumping. Yay.

    Daily Duotrigordle #360
    Guesses: 37/37
    Time: 05:42.83
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 397
    7️⃣8️⃣
    5️⃣6️⃣
    quordle.com

    • rhywun

      :/

      Daily Quordle 397
      5️⃣7️⃣
      2️⃣4️⃣

      • SDF-7

        I’d be happy with that. Did you actually guess LL or was it luckily one of your seeds?

      • rhywun

        Got 4 greens with my first seed word.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Pot heads nod

    • Pat

      Daily Quordle 397
      5️⃣6️⃣
      4️⃣3️⃣

    • Grosspatzer

      Daily Quordle 397
      7️⃣3️⃣
      5️⃣6️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 397
      5️⃣7️⃣
      4️⃣6️⃣

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Greene’s remarks ran nearly an hour and touched on topics dear to her far-right fans: claims about the 2020 election being “stolen,” sympathy for those arrested in the attack on the U.S. Capitol, and her opposition to vaccine mandates.

    She then insisted that Democrats in Washington have abandoned God and truth — specifically, the “sword” of biblical truth, which she said “will hurt you.”

    The room of partisans applauded throughout, sometimes shouting “Amen!”

    The event may be the closest thing yet to Greene’s vision for the GOP, which she has urged to become the “party of Christian nationalism.” The Idaho Panhandle’s especially fervent embrace of the ideology may explain why Greene, who has sold T-shirts reading “Proud Christian Nationalist,” traveled more than 2,300 miles to a county with fewer than 67,000 Republican voters to talk about biblical truth: Amid ongoing national debate over Christian nationalism, North Idaho offers a window at what actually trying to manifest a right-wing vision for a Christian America can look like — and the power it can wield in state politics.

    Ooh, scary.

    • juris imprudent

      This means Religious War! The funny part is one side doesn’t think it is religious, but that’s the social category that best describes them.

  14. SDF-7

    Now here is a marketing guy who should get a raise.

    • Pat

      Sorry to hear about the company president’s suicide by 4 shots to the back of the head next month. He was probably driven to it by the IRS audit and his guilt over participating in the 1/6 insurrection.

    • Grosspatzer

      “ChairForceOne”. Perfect.

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey there, ‘patzie! Have you been able to see Mrs. P yet today? Hope she’s feeling as well as can be expected!

      • Pat

        OOTL, but whatever’s going on, I hope she makes a swift recovery.

      • Gender Traitor

        Grosspatzer on February 24, 2023 at 08:01 PM
        OT

        Mrs. Patzer is out of surgery and in recovery with her brand new hip, all went well according to the surgeon. I’ll be able to see her tomorrow, and we should be home by Sunday (maybe tomorrow if PT goes well). Breathing easier now, thanks to all of you for kind words of encouragement.

      • Pat

        Ah, danke. Best wishes.

      • Grosspatzer

        Yo!. Thanks Pat, GT. I am off to visit, she had her first PT at 9:30, so far is doing very well.

      • Gender Traitor

        👍🏼👍🏼

        (Dare I say… hip hip hooray? 😉)

      • Gender Traitor

        That scene’s more like “lips lips hooray,” amirite? 💋

      • Count Potato

        Hope she feels better soon.

  15. juris imprudent

    So some guy Minadeo is the GDL honcho, and Torres is the Proud Boy leader. It seems these white supremacist outfits are more diverse than the left’s loony orgs.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      They e been co-opted by white supremacy.

      Somewhere there are White Witches casting spells over minorities, making them zombies who no longer have agency.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Chelsea Handler- is she the chubby one?

    • Pat

      That’s Amy Schumer, although they’re close to interchangeable.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Sad old one.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    The funny part is one side doesn’t think it is religious, but that’s the social category that best describes them.

    They definitely have the fanaticism part down.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      She’s the one with fifty seven flavors of herpes

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Bah. Gilmored

      • SDF-7

        Carole Baskin robbin’ ?

  18. The Late P Brooks

    That illustration in the Idaho story must give the “walkable cities” mob the screaming heebie jeedies.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    The Redoubt is growing rapidly, bolstered by conservative flight chiefly from California.

    Sociologists are working around the clock in their desperate search for an explanation.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Yep.

      California can’t be a liberal shithole that treats everyone like tax cows to support political fantasy, it’s just the state shedding ultra right wing Christian Nationalists, who are also terrorists.

    • Threedoor

      S they come here and vote Democrat. Thinking they are ‘conservatives.’

  20. Ownbestenemy

    Look buddy, only we can make claims with out evidence!

    Shea insisted the members were actually members of the leftist group antifa, but there was no evidence to support that claim. In fact, at least two of those arrested had connections to Shea’s own church.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Sorry to hear about the company president’s suicide by 4 shots to the back of the head next month. He was probably driven to it by the IRS audit and his guilt over participating in the 1/6 insurrection.

    It was funnier when Chevy Chase did it.

  22. Shpip

    “And I would say, based on the current way things are going, the best advice i would give to white people is to get the hell away from black people,” [Adams] said.

    Methinks Scott Adams should’ve consulted with John Derbyshire before saying the quiet part out loud.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Not that it will matter but if Spike Lee came out and said the opposite no one would drop Spike Lee’s movies but would heap praise.

      • SDF-7

        How many safe space multicultural center stories have we seen over the past few years?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Yeah after Scott’s tedious covid non-apology I don’t feel any sympathy for him. He’s an asshole.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        👆👆

        His ego got in the way of his intellectual honesty.

      • Don escaped Texas

        this is 60% of all Americans

        the other 40% never knew what intellectual honesty was in the first place

      • Gustave Lytton

        *cues up Lee Greenwood’s hit*

      • Sean

        ⬆. This

      • Pat

        Not gonna lie, I’m looking at bottom-of-the-barrel properties, and I pay attention to area racial demographics and cross-reference crime statistics aggregator sites. I don’t judge individuals by their race, but I also don’t ignore statistical reality. As a white guy in an economically depressed area my odds of being a crime victim, particularly a violent crime victim, are worse in a black neighborhood. We can navel gaze for years about the precise reason for that, but I’m not so nobly committed to colorblindness that I’m going to stake my physical wellbeing on it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I see he is promoting a conversation with Hotep

      • Mojeaux

        Hotep Jesus has been on Fox News, so it’s not like they need Adams.

  23. Ownbestenemy

    I hope the head of NTSB holds her ground and remains apolitical as a whole. DOT and WH want the train derailment as a talking point against deregulation but she has held ground that no regulation could have prevented this. It wad an accident

    • SDF-7

      no regulation could have prevented this

      “Oh!” say the regulators… “A CHALLENGE!”

      Pretty sure if you regulated trains like nuclear power (to the point where you can’t afford to run them), this wouldn’t have happened! 😉

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The NTSB is a strange creature. They’ve always been a little independent-minded.

      My flight instructor was an inspector for them and I can honestly say that nobody was ever going to tell him what or how to think about an incident.

      • Ownbestenemy

        For the most part they are. Field employees away from the rot of Washington tend to actually just want to do their jobs without political interests getting in the way

      • juris imprudent

        Whereas everyone around DC starts from the political interests and works their way out from that.

      • juris imprudent

        And tying back to Don’s comment – they are drawn from that 40% of America [with no familiarity at all with intellectual honesty].

  24. PudPaisley

    I listened to a really strange interview with Chelsea Handler a few years ago on NPR. Didn’t really know anything about her at the time, other than her propensity for idiotic, shock-jock type comments that got press coverage.

    Anyways, the interview was about her newly released memoir. She had just spent a year of self actualization, where she realized that life isn’t all about just her and Trump supporters were people too. That took about 5 minutes. Then she spent the rest of the hour talking about herself. Neither Chelsea or the host seemed to be aware of the irony at the end of the interview. I thought she came across as a dim bulb., but what do I know.

    • Mojeaux

      Well, I mean, the intervoew WAS about her, so…

  25. The Late P Brooks

    In the interview in Moscow, Wilson also played down his church’s publicly stated intention to make the place a “Christian town,” insisting the effort was more about “evangelism and service” than a “hostile takeover.”

    I find it odd that this writer fails to mention the presence of the University of Idaho in Moscow. It may just have escaped his notice, but the presence of liberal activism in town is not inconceivable.

    • Ted S.

      Never mind the hostile takeovers of a whole bunch of cities and states thanks to Californication.

  26. Brawndo

    Recently watched the 2022 Netflix adaptation of All Quiet on the Western Front. I’ve never seen the previous adaptations nor read the book, but it’s about as good an anti war movie you can get.

    • Gender Traitor

      about as good an anti war movie you can get

      Clearly Netflix and everyone involved in this film’s production in any way are all POOTIN PUPPETZZ! ::waves tiny Ukrainian flag::

    • Ted S.

      Not hard to do that considering the source material.

      I haven’t seen the new version but the 1930 version is quite good. Lew Ayres, one of the movie’s stars, would go on to get into some difficulty for his pacifist stance after Pearl Harbor, but he wound up serving with distinction as a medic.

      • Gustave Lytton

        serving with distinction as a medic

        All technically correct, but I think this still deserves a narrowed gaze.

      • rhywun

        That explanation is not how I read it but whatevz

      • Pat

        I just thought it was a funny similar turn of phrase.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    What, exactly, do you do all day?

    The National Transportation Safety Board has released a preliminary report about the accident, and will investigate more over the coming months. But in a press conference Thursday, NTSB chair Jennifer Homendy said that while there was no evidence the crew “did anything wrong,” she called the derailment “100% preventable.”

    Rail workers and union leaders tell Fortune the Ohio derailment is only the latest extreme example of the kind of train accident constantly taking place across the U.S. And they say it’s the result of years of underinvestment, cost-cutting, and pushback against safety protocols in an industry controlled by just a few major companies.

    “The industry needs to be brought back under control,” Michael Paul Lindsey, a locomotive engineer and member of Railroad Workers United, a group representing workers from different unions, told Fortune. “We have problems with these massive long trains everywhere along the way, and companies are insistent that it has to work, even if we cut corners doing it.”

    ——-

    “It is difficult to have confidence that the railroads will invest money and implement safety protocols that will ensure the safety of the public and their employees, because they are always reluctant to do so when cost is their primary concern,” Clark Ballew, director of communications at the Brotherhood of Maintenance of Way Employes, a rail worker union, told Fortune.

    In 2014, the Obama administration began pushing for tighter rail safety regulations. These included requiring trains carrying large amounts of hazardous materials being fitted with extra locks on cars and electronically controlled pneumatic brakes (ECP) to replace the Civil War–era braking systems most trains still use. The ECP system applies brakes to all train cars simultaneously, instead of a gradual car-by-car braking system.

    Rules and regulations mean fuck all if the people being paid to perform maintenance on the equipment don’t do their jobs.

    • rhywun

      I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that America throws more money at this stuff than anywhere else and gets less in return* than any other “western” country.

      *union-flack Carribean vacations don’t count

    • juris imprudent

      …in an industry controlled by federal regulators and served by just a few major companies.

      Fixing the edit failure.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    A 2015 NTSB study found that ECP brakes “out-performed” other forms of braking. Meanwhile, a 2023 study by the Association of American Railroads, a trade group representing rail companies, found that implementing ECP brakes “would not provide a meaningful safety benefit.” A 2017 review by the National Academy of Sciences based on a modeling test by the Department of Transportation was “unable to make a conclusive statement” on the performance of ECP brakes compared to other systems, while criticizing the DOT’s modeling methodology.

    “Having [ECP brakes] may not have prevented the derailment, but in my opinion it would have severely reduced its impact. It wouldn’t have been as bad,” Gabe Christenson, a railroad conductor and cochair of Railroad Workers United, told Fortune about the Ohio derailment.

    Opinions are like assholes. Everybody’s got one.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I thought the decision to burn the chemicals is what made this worse, not the derailment.

    • Ted S.

      And people with an ostomy bag have more than one.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      And they all stink,
      Good morning Glibbies

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yeah, initiating a financial burden on an industry because of an opinion that doesn’t seem to be backed up by evidence is bullshit, in my opinion at least.

      • rhywun

        I can’t even imagine how much it would cost to implement those fancy brakes. Tens of billions? Hundreds?

        I’m sure some smart person in government figured this out before going on about it to the media, right?

      • juris imprudent

        Yes and that smart person had already bought stock in the company that manufactures the ECP brakes!

  29. The Late P Brooks

    The current focus of the NTSB investigation is on an overheated wheel bearing on Norfolk Southern’s train, which was seen to be covered with sparks or flames in a security camera recording in Salem, Ohio, before the derailment. Norfolk Southern relies on detectors known as hot boxes installed alongside its railroads to monitor temperatures as trains pass and alert train staff of any abnormalities and risks. Lindsey said the failure to do so in the 20 miles between Salem and where the train derailed raises questions about the detectors’ reliability.

    Three hot boxes detected the wheel bearing warming before the derailment, according to the NTSB’s preliminary report, although only one of them picked up a temperature high enough to trigger an alarm for the train’s staff. It only did so right before the train derailed.

    A Norfolk Southern spokesperson told Fortune the company is fully collaborating with the NTSB, but declined to comment any further during the agency’s ongoing investigation. CEO Alan Shaw said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal this week that the company will revise its safety procedures moving forward.

    “It is clear that our safety culture and our investments in safety didn’t prevent this accident. We’re going to see how we could have prevented it when we get the NTSB results,” he said.

    Reliability of sensors, or reliability of the people who are supposed to be monitoring them?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Would interesting to see what happened. The crew knows where they are and the defect detector automatically announces the results on the common radio frequency for the section and anyone can hear it. The ones around here report out something like “UPdetector milepost 608.2. Train speed 42 mph. No defects.” It’s really hard to miss and it’s be their asses if they don’t stop.

  30. Count Potato

    Woooooooooooooooooo!!!!

  31. Count Potato

    “Mmmm, you know you want some of that.”

    No, I do not.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Agreed, she’s physically attractive for her age but the personality is repulsive in a way that seems desperate and sad.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    For years many railroad companies, including Norfolk Southern, have operated on a business philosophy known as “precision scheduled railroading,” which focuses on maximizing efficiency with longer and heavier trains to cut costs and deliver more profits.

    Advocates of the model say it helps improve productivity and lower costs for customers, while critics argue it overworks employees and trains’ long length and heavy load creates more risks of derailments. The Norfolk Southern train that derailed was 149 cars, or 1.9 miles long, according to a company spokesperson.

    Stationary trains don’t make money. Stop the presses.

  33. Tundra

    Good morning, folks!

    The sun is shining. The mountains are where they were last night and there are no signs of mushroom clouds.

    I’ll call that a win.

    I’m helping my daughter move today. What are y’all up to?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Recovering from this head fuckery cold I have.

      • Tundra

        Yuck. Sorry to hear that. Nasal irrigation is your friend.

      • Gender Traitor

        After seeing too many of those Navage commercials, I think I’d rather have the stuffed up and/or runny nose. 😝

    • Gender Traitor

      Reading the third book in Jodi Taylor’s Time Police series. Read any good books lately yourself?

      • Tundra

        Re-reading the Grimnoir series from Larry Correia. Been reading some heavy stuff and needed a break!

    • Drake

      Driving to the boondocks to see a house. If the weather cooperates, may do little hiking after.

    • Pat

      Remember, bend from the knees, lift with ease!

      – your friendly OSHA officer

      • Tundra

        That still cracks me up. I wonder how many people were wrecked from that retarded advice!

      • Count Potato

        How is that retarded?

      • Tundra

        Your posterior chain are the largest and strongest muscles in your body. No one deadlifts with their knees.

      • Count Potato

        Are quads the biggest muscles? Anyway, I think they mean lift with you legs (which includes your ass) not rounding your back.

      • Tundra

        Glutes. But whatever. It’s dogshit advice. Stay out of your knees as much as humanly possible. They are a shitty design.

      • R C Dean

        No, but you need to bend your knees to deadlift. Unless you are doing Romanian deadlifts, of course.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    But the bigger problem, unions and other critics say, is that the rail industry has become far too consolidated and is failing to foster competition, allowing big companies to get away with cost-cutting measures.

    Que?

    • Pat

      They’re not really wrong, but rail is an industry that was created by monopoly power, and it’s not particularly suited to robust market competition. Which the unions don’t actually want anyway – consolidation has been driven in major part by exorbitant fixed costs that resulted from capitulating to union demands.

      • juris imprudent

        Hmm, railroad unions with their own special federal laws and regulations over and above what other unions have? Nah, that couldn’t have any impact.

      • Pat

        Next thing you know those free-market madcaps will be causing consolidation in the airline industry!

  35. The Late P Brooks

    What are y’all up to?

    Coffee and graham crackers. And hanging out with my imaginary friends.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I can’t say I take too kindly to DeSantis agreeing to restrict free speech of his own citizens in service to Israel myself. He deserves any criticism he gets for that.

      • rhywun

        CS/CS/HB 741 adds religion as a protected class with regard to discrimination against students and employees in Florida’s K-20 public education system.

        Seems fairly anodyne to me. The pandering is unseemly.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Text of the bill:
        https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2019/741/BillText/er/PDF

        Not as anodyne as it first seems. The summary leaves out a few things to put it mildly (see the examples of what constitutes antiSemitism which, though often unseemly, fall under the protections of the 1st A).

  36. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Gauge Grosskreutz aka The Gimp Armed Wonder suing Kyle Rittenhouse (among others):
    https://youtu.be/JEyxoDwsN-s

    It’s amazing to me that that transparent liar and all around dumbfuck managed to find a lawyer to take the case. We’ve got to transition to a loser pays system.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    rail is an industry that was created by monopoly power, and it’s not particularly suited to robust market competition.

    The notion that increased competition would somehow or other NOT result in cost cutting is… rather unique.

    • Pat

      Absolutely, I only meant they were right about overconsolidation.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      it’s not particularly suited to robust market competition

      Hence why they desperately want to expand it. DC hates competitive markets.

    • Homple

      How would railroads compete–build parallel tracks?

  38. The Late P Brooks

    I have no idea how they do it at Norfolk Southern, or BNSF, but if you jack up your trailer and give the wheels a spin, a bearing on its way out will tell you, via an audible rumble.

    Lets’ say to replicate that process with a railroad undercarriage you jack it up, put some sort of drive mechanism in contact with the wheel and spin it; vibration and temperature sensors placed in contact with the hub should tell you what you need to know, once you have established a baseline.

    Where’s my patent?

  39. Count Potato

    Today, in celebrity dog news

    “Britney Spears warned by animal control after Doberman named ‘Porsha’ trained to protect her from ‘any motherf****r with bad intentions’ escaped $7.4 million California home and bit elderly man”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11791647/Britney-Spears-warned-animal-control-Doberman-named-Porsha-escaped-bit-elderly-man.

    “Lady Gaga is sued by dog theft accomplice for refusing to pay $500K reward woman thought she’d get for returning Poker Face singer’s two French bulldogs ‘no questions asked'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11791521/Lady-Gaga-gets-sued-dog-theft-accomplice-not-receiving-500K-reward-returning-them.html

    • Not Adahn

      Doberman named ‘Porsha’

      To be fair, most dogs can’t spell for shit.

      • Gender Traitor
      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The dog’s just a stripper with a heart of gold who’s working her way through college.

      • Homple

        Also, a joke from “A Fish Named Wanda”

      • Homple

        “A Fish CALLED Wanda”

      • UnCivilServant

        Where did the fish get the phone?

    • PieInTheSky

      French bulldogs reflect poorly on the mighty bulldog name

  40. Grumbletarian

    TOS actually had a good article about the train derailment and the reflexive “MoRe ReGuLaTiOnS!” response from morons.

    https://reason.com/2023/02/24/new-ntsb-report-highlights-useless-premature-regulatory-push-after-east-palestine-derailment/

    Prior to the release of the NTSB report, the White House and the media have been eager to pin the cause of the disaster on various deregulatory moves made by the Trump administration.

    In particular, they’ve pointed to the Trump administration’s revocation of an Obama-era rule that would have required Electronically Controlled Pneumatic (ECP) brakes on all trains carrying exclusively high-flammable cargo.

    The revocation of that rule wasn’t just an initiative of the Trump administration, however. The 2015 FAST Act required the administration to perform a cost-benefit analysis of requiring ECP brakes, and not go forward with the mandate if it didn’t pass that cost-benefit analysis. A congressional watchdog report in 2016 found that the Obama administration had implemented its ECP mandate without doing a thorough enough analysis of the technology’s costs and performance.

    That’s all kind of beside the point, however. Even if the ECP rule had been in place, it wouldn’t have applied to the train that derailed in East Palestine. That train was carrying mixed cargo without enough high-flammable cargo-containing cars to trigger the old ECP rule.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Not rational

    U.S. President Joe Biden told ABC News in an interview on Friday that the idea China would be negotiating the outcome of the Ukraine war was not rational, following the release of Beijing’s peace plan for the conflict.

    “(Russian President Vladimir) Putin’s applauding it, so how could it be any good?” Biden told ABC News on the one-year anniversary of the war.

    “I’ve seen nothing in the plan that would indicate that there is something that would be beneficial to anyone other than Russia, if the Chinese plan were followed.”

    “The idea that China is going to be negotiating the outcome of a war that’s a totally unjust war for Ukraine is just not rational.”

    China’s plan urges both sides to agree to a gradual de-escalation and warns against the use of nuclear weapons.

    The last thing in the world we want is de-escalation. Where’s the profit in that?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “(Russian President Vladimir) Putin’s applauding it, so how could it be any good?” Biden told ABC News on the one-year anniversary of the war.”
      OK, love it, hate it, indifferent to it, or whatever but that argument against it is beyond stupid and the guy making it is the Pres…Jesus Christ…

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The ad hominem argument reigns supreme.

        Or is it the appeal to authority? Or maybe the straw man? Dammit…. so many choices these days.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Putin also loves his mother I would assume and he probably enjoys drinking fluids and eating food. Maybe Biden can talk shit about those too.

      • rhywun

        how could it be any good?

        We’ll know the answer for sure if Donald announces his support.

      • Ted S.

        “Biden’s applauding it, so how could it be any good?” sums up the view of a lot of people here on Ukraine.

  42. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Coming into work on Saturday to tune and back up the file server, clean my office, work on the website and do some accounting. At least I get to blast the tunes and nobody is bugging me with bs questions.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Good stuff!

  43. PieInTheSky

    I grilled some pork ribs for dinner. I don;t know why some people put sweet sauces on ribs. All you need is salt pepper and thyme.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    I don;t know why some people put sweet sauces on ribs. All you need is salt pepper and thyme.

    True (mostly). Ribs with nothing but a tasty spice rub are excellent.