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by | Feb 20, 2023 | Daily Links, WebDom’s Browser History | 247 comments

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Well, well, well. Here we are. Nice to see you Glibbies! It’s been a minute. I’ve been a bit occupied with the whole running a coffee shop thing.

Stumbled upon this atrocity. What’s going on down there in Texas?

New Titanic wreckage footage released

Reddit on albums with zero bad songs. Curious to see what people like.

I had more links but the website ate my blog post.

 

 

 

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247 Comments

  1. Pat

    What’s going on down there in Texas?

    No Italian cowboys means nobody to hold them accountable for that.

    • Rat on a train

      At least they didn’t include beans like some savages.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Winner. Shut down the intertubes.

    • Seguin

      Non sono un cavallero, é vero.

      • Seguin

        Ah, nuts, I guessed wrong. It’s cavaliere.

  2. R.J.

    Texas Chicken Spaghetti is actually good. I make it. But I use spiral noodles instead of spaghetti.

    • Compelled Speechless

      I read that recipe. You should be tried for war crimes.

      • Seguin

        Country grandma food. It’s delicious…don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

      • Compelled Speechless

        “It’s delicious…don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.”

        That’s exactly what Harvey Weinstein told me during my audition. I feel like this dish may be an even bigger test of my gag reflex.

      • Seguin

        My only problem with it is that it congeals like a brick in my stomach.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Meh. With certain substitutions, it reads like every simple casserole dish ever to be written down as a recipe.

        It’s fine. I’d serve it as a side, or at a potluck or funeral.

      • Compelled Speechless

        You could always serve it to cause a funeral.

    • Michael Malaise

      Make that with ziti or rigatoni and ain’t no one bitching.

    • pistoffnick

      Ex-wife use to make Turkey Tetrazzini with Thanksgiving leftovers. Similar to this but with a béchamel sauce instead of cream of chicken soup.

    • Tonio

      I thought I knew R.J. I thought he was solid.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        He’s a cheap Zwak lookalike. You can’t trust that!

      • R.J.

        I didn’t say what I did with it after I made it.

    • R C Dean

      I’ve had that. It’s a comfort food thing. You’ll eat more of it than you think you will.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    It wuz aliens wot dunnit.

  4. Nephilium

    Albums with no bad songs… I would throw in the self titled Amazing Royal Crowns (later renamed to the Amazing Crowns after a lawsuit by WB) album, this is my least favorite song on that album. Their second album was hot garbage.

    I’ll also kick in Red Roses for Me by the Pogues.

    • Seguin

      Toadies Rubberneck, Rancid’s Let’s Go!, almost anything by Man or…Astroman? Urine Trouble S/T

    • R.J.

      Waiting for someone to troll with Rush in 3… 2… 1…

      • Compelled Speechless

        How would you troll with something that is objectively amazing?

      • R.J.

        True. Thought I could summon MikeS. I was wrong.
        I would pick Hemispheres. It was their first album where you didn’t have something like “Going Bald” or “Bytor and the Snow Dog.” Solid good album. It

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        The best of the old school Rush for certain

      • Mojeaux

        objectively amazing

        *weeps in sheer joy someone else said it*

    • rhywun

      Sonic Youth – Daydream Nation is the first one that comes to mind for me.

    • SDF-7

      pet shop boys, actually.

      • SDF-7

        Also:

        Helloween — Keeper of the Seven Keys, Pt. 1
        Lindsey Stirling – Lindsey Stirling
        Ben Folds – Rockin’ The Suburbs
        Alice Cooper – The Last Temptation

    • Rat on a train

      Michael Jackson put out one Bad album. Not all the songs on it were Bad.

      • SDF-7

        But Al’s were Even Worse.

    • Michael Malaise

      I believe these albums should be known by the official nomenclature of “All killer, no filler”
      Here are a few off the top of my head:

      Jane’s Addiction / Jane’s Addiction (the XXX label live debut release)
      The Killers / Hot Fuss
      U2/ War
      David Bowie / Station to Station
      Weezer / Pinkerton
      Kanye West / My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

      the latest Strokes album (The New Abnormal, 2020) is pretty close.

      • Not Adahn

        I am the biggest Jane’s fanboy out there.

        But their Stones cover on that album was not good.

        Now their next two otoh, even the filler was great,

      • Michael Malaise

        I loved the percussion on the Sympathy cover. I found it interesting.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        You know, I saw them in ’89. Back before the sell out known as Ritual.

    • The Hyperbole

      No bad songs is a very low bar, tons of albums have no bad songs but also no good songs either, an album filled with ‘meh’ isn’t much of an achievement. I think a better standard would be all good song with at least one or two great songs. Off the top of my head only a few Stones albums, Bridge of Sighs by Robin Trower, Rock and Roll Backlash by The Woggles, and everything Tom Waits or the Kinks released fit the bill.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Tom Wait’s duet with Bette Middler shuts down part of that argument.

      • The Hyperbole

        That’s a fair cop.

    • Grumbletarian

      The Bulletboys’ first album. I also think the Black Album by Metallica had no bad songs.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      Nick Cave’s Let Love In

      • Pat

        Ooh, good choice. Another album I discovered on account of The X-Files.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        I was reading an interview with Mick Harvey, and he was saying that Cave wrote the title track in like 15 minutes, and thought it was crap because it was so easy to come up with. They had to beg him to keep it.

    • Ted S.

      Ten good songs here.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      The more I think on it,
      Strange Pleasures
      Rid of Me
      Fire of Love
      Los Angeles
      Ragin’, Full On
      Portishead
      Kind of Blue
      Smithereens 11
      Gentlemen
      The Sky’s gone out.

      • Timeloose

        That is a great list as well.

        There is a surprising number of great albums.

    • DrOtto

      Dr. Dre – The Chronic
      Guns and Roses – Appetite for Destruction

      • DrOtto

        Also Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill, Paul’s Boutique and Check your Head

  5. Seguin

    The problem with studying Phoenicians is that their library was sacked. What survives are the volumes that managed to a. get through the Punic Wars and b. get copied by Greco-centric Romans.

    • Seguin

      I meant Carthaginians, not Phoenicians.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        We aren’t that Phoenicy.

      • CPRM

        The attempts to get kids hooked on Phoenics was not successful.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I believe Carthage was originally a Phoenician colony so you’re technically correct.

  6. Fourscore

    There are things/people I like
    There are things/people I don’t like
    There are things/people I don’t know if I like or don’t like

    I like beans in my chili and I don’t care. Don’t put any spices in it ’cause I’m from Minnesoda.

    • Rat on a train

      I grew up with Cal-Mex so beans in chili are normal.

      • SDF-7

        I’ve never made chili without beans. Honestly, I can’t even picture it sans legumes… isn’t that just spicy beef vegetable soup?

      • CPRM

        Soup? Chili should be so thick you can eat it off a plate!

      • SDF-7

        Ok… stew then. Happy?

      • CPRM

        I’m never happy.

    • Michael Malaise

      Chili sans beans goes on hot dogs.

    • pistoffnick

      No beans for me.
      In fact, when I freeze mine, I label it “Chili – No Fucking Beans”.
      Beans make me fart even more than normal. Juicy, juicy farts.

      • R C Dean

        Eh, it’s a regional thing. Chili is peasant food, and there’s probably as many variations as there are abuelas. I’m prone to getting all snotty about mi abuela’s New Mex recipe being the One True Chili, but I’ve never actually had it in its original formula.

        The recipe is very simple – it’s basically a chili roux, that she would add chunks of pork to. I learned later those pork chunks were originally the chicharonnes that were made when bacon was rendered for its lard – essentially, chicharonnes are the lean part of bacon, slow cooked in lard as the lard is rendered. My fathert’s uncle had would slaughter a hog every year, render the lard, and keep the chicharonnes in coffee cans and add them to his “red sauce” when he made breakfast. I submit that this was culinary genius.

  7. Pat

    Reddit on albums with zero bad songs. Curious to see what people like.

    Unsurprising Reddit answers, at least the most updooted. Although I have to agree with Doolittle and Boston.

    For me, Here Comes the Indian and Strawberry Jam by Animal Collective, Keep It Like A Secret by Built to Spill, American Don by Don Caballero, Spilt Milk by Jellyfish, Six Demon Bag by Man Man, The Moon & Antarctica by Modest Mouse, Dub Housing by Pere Ubu, Nowhere by Ride, Fun Trick Noisemaker by The Apples in Stereo, Oh, Inverted World by The Shins, and Swordfish Trombones by Tom Waits.

    • Tundra

      Good choices. Big Jellyfish And BtS fan.

      • Pat

        I don’t think you were here the other day when I mentioned it, but Built to Spill put out a new album back in September. It’s pretty good.

      • Seguin

        OH thank goodness. I thought Tundra meant the OTHER BTS.

      • Pat

        The lowercase “t” is doing a lot of work there.

      • Tundra

        Legit LOL!

        I had to look it up. SAD!

      • Tundra

        Thank you, Pat! I will check it out.

      • Pat

        The closing track makes the album for me.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I don’t see any Justin Bieber on there.

      That list is moot!

      • Compelled Speechless

        He’s all over the list about albums with zero good songs.

    • Raven Nation

      Jackson Browne, Running on Empty

      Larry Norman, Only Visiting This Planet; In Another Land

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        I’d support the Norman choices. Bonus: both my brothers *hated* those albums because they were “Christian.”

        Naturally, I’d crank ’em when they’d say that.  ;-)

      • Seguin

        That seems like going a bit far to placate them.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        “Placate”?

        That’s so cute.

      • Pat

        In 2016 they remastered and compiled the Hearpen singles onto a single album. Available from their Bandcamp.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Genesis – Duke

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I was going to go for Selling England by the Pound, but I figured that would really get the punk rock aficionados’ panties in a twist.

        Heathens…

      • Michael Malaise

        Was never a big Phil Collins fan. Peter Gabriel on the other hand …

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        If you think you don’t like Collins, listen to Dance on a Volcano (Genesis) or Nuclear Burn (Brand X).

      • Michael Malaise

        You were supposed to respond to me with “Fuck off, slaver.”

        This shit is all subjective anyway.

      • CPRM

        I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that I didn’t really understand any of their work, though on their last album of the 1970s, the concept-laden And Then There Were Three (a reference to band member Peter Gabriel, who left the group to start a lame solo career), I did enjoy the lovely “Follow You, Follow Me.” Otherwise all the albums before Duke seemed too artsy, too intelleotual. It was Duke (Atlantic; 1980), where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent, and the music got more modern, the drum machine became more prevalent and the lyrics started getting less mystical and more specific (maybe because of Peter Gabriel’s departure), and complex, ambiguous studies of loss became, instead, smashing first-rate pop songs that I gratefully embraced. The songs themselves seemed arranged more around Collins’ drumming than Mike Rutherford’s bass lines or Tony Banks’ keyboard riffs. A classic example of this is “Misunderstanding,” which not only was the group’s first big hit of the eighties but also seemed to set the tone for the rest of theiralbums as the decade progressed. The other standout on Duke is “Turn It On Again,” which is about the negative effects of television. On the other hand, “Heathaze” is a song I just don’t understand, while “Please Don’t Ask” is a touching love song written to a separated wife who regains custody of the couple’s child. Has the negative aspect of divorce ever been rendered in more intimate terms by a rock ‘n’ roll group? I don’t think so. “Duke Travels” and “Dukes End” might mean something but since the lyrics aren’t printed it’s hard to tell what Collins is singing about, though there is complex, gorgeous piano work by Tony Banks on the latter track. The only bummer about Duke is “Alone Tonight,” which is way too reminiscent of “Tonight Tonight Tonight” from the group’s later masterpiece Invisible Touch and the only example, really, of where Collins has plagiarized himself.

        Abacab (Atlantic; 1981) was released almost immediately after Duke and it benefits from a new producer, Hugh Padgham, who gives the band a more eighties sound and though the songs seem fairly generic, there are still great bits throughout: the extended jam in the middle of the title track and the horns by some group called Earth, Wind and Fire on “No Reply at All” are just two examples. Again the songs reflect dark emotions and are about people who feel lost or who are in conflict, but the production and sound are gleaming and upbeat (even if the titles aren’t: “No Reply at All,” “Keep It Dark,” “Who Dunnit?” “Like It or Not”). Mike Rutherford’s bass is obscured somewhat in the mix but otherwise the band sounds tight and is once again propelled by Collins’ truly amazing drumming. Even at its most despairing (like the song “Dodo,” about extinction), Abacab musically is poppy and lighthearted.

        My favorite track is “Man on the Corner,” which is the only song credited solely to Collins, a moving ballad with a pretty synthesized melody plus a riveting drum machine in the background. Though it could easily come off any of Phil’s solo albums, because the themes of loneliness, paranoia and alienation are overly familiar to Genesis it evokes the band’s hopeful humanism. “Man on the Corner” profoundly equates a relationship with a solitary figure (a bum, perhaps a poor homeless person?), “that lonely man on the corner” who just stands around. “Who Dunnit?” profoundly expresses the theme of confusion against a funky groove, and what makes this song so exciting is that it ends with its narrator never finding anything out at all.

        Hugh Padgham produced next an even less conceptual effort, simply called Genesis (Atlantic; 1983), and though it’s a fine album a lot of it now seems too derivative for my tastes. ‘That’s All” sounds like “Misunderstanding,” “Taking It All Too Hard” reminds me of “Throwing It All Away.” It also seems less jazzy than its predecessors and more of an eighties pop album, more rock ‘n’ roll. Padgham does a brilliant job of producing, but the material is weaker than usual and you can sense the strain. It opens with the autobiographical “Mama,” that’s both strange and touching, though I couldn’t tell if the singer was talking about his actual mother or to a girl he likes to call “Mama.” ‘That’s All” is a lover’s lament about being ignored and beaten down by an unreceptive partner; despite the despairing tone it’s got a bright sing-along melody that makes the song less depressing than it probably needed to be. “That’s All” is the best tune on the album, but Phil’s voice is strongest on “House by the Sea,” whose lyrics are, however, too streamof-consciousness to make much sense. It might be about growing up and accepting adulthood but it’s unclear; at any rate, its second instrumental part puts the song more in focus for me and Mike Banks gets to show off his virtuosic guitar skills while Tom Rutherford washes the tracks over with dreamy synthesizers, and when Phil repeats the song’s third verse at the end it can give you chills.

        “Illegal Alien” is the most explicitly political song the group has yet recorded and their funniest. The subject is supposed to be sad—a wetback trying to get across the border into the United States—but the details are highly comical: the bottle of tequila the Mexican holds, the new pair of shoes he’s wearing (probably stolen); and it all seems totally accurate. Phil sings it in a brash, whiny pseudo-Mexican voice that makes it even funnier, and the rhyme of “fun ” with “illegal alien ” is inspired. “Just a Job to Do” is the album’s funkiest song, with a killer bass line by Banks, and though it seems to be about a detective chasing a criminal, I think it could also be about a jealous lover tracking someone down. “Silver Rainbow” is the album’s most lyrical song. The words are intense, complex and gorgeous. The album ends on a positive, upbeat note with “It’s Gonna Get Better.” Even if the lyrics seem a tiny bit generic to some, Phil’s voice is so confident (heavily influenced by Peter Gabriel, who never made an album this polished and heartfelt himself) that he makes us believe in glorious possibilities.

        Invisible Touch (Atlantic; 1986) is the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility, at the same time it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. It has a resonance that keeps coming back at the listener, and the music is so beautiful that it’s almost impossible to shake off because every song makes some connection about the unknown or the spaces between people (“Invisible Touch”), questioning authoritative control whether by domineering lovers or by government (“Land of Confusion”) or by meaningless repetition (“Tonight Tonight Tonight’. All in all it ranks with the finest rock ‘n’ roll achievements of the decade and the mastermind behind this album, along of course with the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford, is Hugh Padgham, who has never found as clear and crisp and modern a sound as this. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.

        In terms of lyrical craftsmanship and sheer songwriting skills this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to “Land of Confusion,” in which a singer addresses the problem of abusive political authority. This is laid down with a groove funkier and blacker than anything Prince or Michael Jackson—or any other black artist of recent years, for that matter—has come up with. Yet as danceable as the album is, it also has a stripped-down urgency that not even the overrated Bruce Springsteen can equal. As an observer of love’s failings Collins beats out the Boss again and again, reaching new heights of emotional honesty on “In Too Deep”; yet it also showcases Collins’ clowny, prankish, unpredictable side. It’s the most moving pop song of the 1980s about monogamy and commitment. “Anything She Does” (which echoes the J. Geils Band’s “Centerfold” but is more spirited and energetic) starts off side two and after that the album reaches its peak with “Domino,” a two-part song. Part one, “In the Heat of the Night,” is full of sharp, finely drawn images of despair and it’s paired with “The Last Domino,” which fights it with an expression of hope. This song is extremely uplifting. The lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock.

        Phil Collins’ solo efforts seem to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying in a narrower way, especially No Jacket Required and songs like “In the Air Tonight” and “Against All Odds” (though that song was overshadowed by the masterful movie from which it came) and “Take Me Home” and “Sussudio” (great, great song; a personal favorite) and his remake of “You Can’t Hurry Love,” which I’m not alone in thinking is better than the Supremes’ original. But I also think that Phil Collins works better within the confines of the group than as a solo artist—and I stress the word artist. In fact it applies to all three of the guys, because Genesis is still the best, most exciting band to come out of England in the 1980s.

      • SDF-7

        Holy embedded article, Batman!

        Most of my Phil Colins stuff is definitely his solo stuff… “In the Air Tonight” in particular (really, the Miami Vice soundtrack was a good album), and oddly enough his songs for Tarzan. I think part of that is hoping my son will take some heart and messages from “Son of Man”.

      • Pat

        Here’s a hint: Brochetta’s avatar.

      • Trigger Hippie

        ^

        He’s laying out newspaper on the carpet as we speak.

      • R C Dean

        Step away from the meth pipe, bro.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Holy Prog Rock Liner Notes!

      • Michael Malaise

        “who left the group to start a lame solo career”

        I beg your pardon? You’ve clearly been blue pilled by the Grammys people.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Damn, son. If that was off the cuff, I’m impressed.

      • Ted S.

        You mean “Out of the Past”; not “Against All Odds”..

      • Pat

        I respect the list, but to be honest I never really got into his earlier piano bar stuff or later soundtrack stuff. His Beefheart phase is pretty much it.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Frank settled down in the valley, hung his wild years on a nail he drove threw his wife’s forehead.

        Swordfishtrombones is first, if only for that line. His later work is good, damn good until recently, buy nothing surpasses the Blues Trilogy.

        The

      • Timeloose

        “Never could stand that dog.”

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I’m surprised Little Creatures or Stop Making Sense by the Talking Heads aren’t mentioned.

      • Michael Malaise

        I don’t think live albums should count because they are basically compilations, no (save for a self-contained live album that does not feature songs from other works)

  8. Tundra

    Thanks, WebDom!

    Curious to see what people like.

    The Clash London Calling
    The Church Blurred Crusade
    The Who Quadrophenia
    Pretty much any Police record
    Soul Asylum And The Horse They Rode In On
    Replacements Tim

    • Michael Malaise

      I was going to shit on your any Police record, but they were fortunate enough Sting was such a prick they only put out 5 studio albums—all pretty good. Maybe we should be thanking Yoko Ono for keeping The Beatles from becoming a Wings/Plastic Ono Band bullshit mashup in the 1970s.

      • Tundra

        Sting crawling up his own asshole saved their legacy. I’ll stand by it. No bad songs on any record. INXS had three or four records like that, too.

      • Michael Malaise

        Listen Like Thieves was the only one for me. The others were good but had a dud or two.

    • Tundra

      Godfodder by Ned’s Atomic Dustbin was also excellent.
      Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
      New Order Low Life

      • Tundra

        Descendents Everything Sucks

      • Tundra

        Duran Duran Rio

        Looking forward to KK’s write up!

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Crooked Rain is damn good.

  9. Shpip

    The chicken spaghetti (although a little Paula Deen-ish for me) doesn’t sound any weirder than Barbecue Spaghetti, which I cook almost every time I have leftover pork butt. I use one of my favorite ‘cue sauces that I have in the fridge instead of the Neely’s recipe.

  10. Penguin

    Stumbled upon this atrocity. What’s going on down there in Texas?

    It just looks like Texas hot dish to me.

  11. kinnath

    Bring out your hate . . . . .

    Sgt Pepper and Abbey Road.

      • Tundra

        For hate?

        White Album & Sgt. Pepper.

        Love?

        Rubber Soul and Revolver

      • kinnath

        Revolver

      • kinnath

        Off the top of my head, I can’t think of any Beatles album that I have that has any songs that I skip over.

        But, I know all of people here hate the Beatles.

      • Tundra

        The weird experimental shit on SP and WA turned me off.

        Otherwise, yes. I dig them.

      • kinnath

        Love SP. Don’t care too much for WA.

      • Michael Malaise

        Not a fan of Paul’s “Grandma music” That’s what Lennon called it.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        When Im 64 is a classic case of great writing and woven melodies,
        Macaa is a genious.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        I prefer Let It End.

    • Raven Nation

      I’ll see the potential hate directed at you and raise it by several factors: Dylan, Highway 61 Revisited; Blood on the Tracks

      • The Hyperbole

        Every song on Blood on the Tracks (other than ‘You’re gonna make me lonesome…’) is at least two minutes too long and “Idiot Wind” is unlistenable. Other than that it’s a great album.

      • Mason

        Time Out of Mind and Love and Theft are damn good albums too.

  12. Not Adahn

    From the Roman pestle/dildo previously, I’m guessing nobody read it to see that as per the CNN style guide the object had to be contextualized in the Romans toxic whiteness oppression.

    The object could have been used by a slave owner on an enslaved person, whether male or female, for torture or to assert dominance, reinforcing power imbalances, according to the study.

    “So, the other thing we have to be conscious of is that it would be easy to cast such an object as silly and frivolous and just about sexual gratification, but it could be a tool for perpetuating power imbalance and subjugation,” Collins said.

    • Seguin

      Sounds more like Collins has a pegging fetish and wanted to work that into his profession.

    • Pat

      And if it had wheels it could have been a bike. Where’s my PhD?

    • Spudalicious

      That’s pretty. I’m a Spyderco man.

      • Tundra

        I lose too many. I carry Kershaws.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I got a SOG for edc, good balance and heft

  13. Rat on a train

    How about instead of your albums with no bad songs, your guilty pleasure albums? I expect I’m not alone in owning Wilson Phillips (1990).

      • Rat on a train

        Mike Judge approves

      • SDF-7

        What’s funny about that one is I didn’t buy it. Found it in a parking lot one day — wish the guy had done more, it is catchier than you’d expect.

    • Tundra

      Spandau Ballet, I guess. Maybe Culture Club?

    • Pat

      The Bones of What You Believe by CHVRCHES, Hell or Highwater by David Duchovny (yes, I got it just because of The X-Files), Shepherd Moons by Enya, Pickin’ Up The Pieces by Fitz and The Tantrums, Moenie and Kitchie by Gregory and the Hawk (not because it’s actually bad, just because it’s so fay), Maybe I’m Dreaming by Owl City, What Did You Expect From The Vaccines? by The Vaccines (which ironically I might also put on the “no bad songs” list).

      • Rat on a train

        Shepherd Moons by Enya
        I have every studio album. I also have Clannad when she was with them and some of her sister Moya’s albums.

      • Pat

        That’s another one where it’s not a guilty pleasure because it’s bad, just because you can’t help but feel like a middle aged wine aunt listening to new age music.

      • Rat on a train

        Sometimes you need to get in touch with your wine drinking feminine side. Ministry is more for when I’m breaking things so they fit in the trash.

    • R C Dean

      What is this guilt of which you speak?

    • Michael Malaise

      Hmmm… are Hall and Oates a guilty pleasure?

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      Jesus Crist Superstar. Not religious, but I love that soundtrack (movie is much better version)

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The original Broadway recording of Chess.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Huey Lewis

    • Shirley Knott

      Eiffel 65

      Album with no bad songs — Animal Logic’s first album

      • Shirley Knott

        Also no bad songs:
        Miles Davis & Gil Evans – Sketches of Spain
        Chick Corea – Return to Forever

      • Spudalicious

        +1 for busting out Chick Corea.

        Also, Miles Davis, “Kinda Blue”.

      • Shirley Knott

        Pink Floyd – Dark Side of the Moon (duh)
        Miles Davis – In a Silent Way
        King Crimson – Lizard (maybe with an asterisk)

      • Shirley Knott

        Overwerk – Canon (EP)
        Brian Eno – Here Come the Warm Jets
        Michael Rother – Katzenmusik; also Flammende Herzen

      • Shirley Knott

        This Mortal Coil – It’ll End in Tears

  14. kinnath

    George Benson. White Rabbit.

    • Raven Nation

      George Benson, Breezin’

      • kinnath

        Got that one too 😉

  15. The Late P Brooks

    You didn’t build that

    The U.S. Department of Transportation and the Biden administration on Wednesday laid out a set of requirements for charging hardware—and charging network behavior—that any company looking at claiming federal funds in the buildout of the $7.5 billion national EV charging network will need to submit to. Even Tesla.

    The Ministry of Plenty will allocate resources fairly. The market can fuck off.

    • rhywun

      the $7.5 billion national EV charging network

      lolwut

      That might be enough to cover a medium-sized city.

      • R.J.

        The goal is to only have cars for elites, remember. Our time is over. No cars for us.

      • DrOtto

        The train cars are for us though.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    guilty pleasure albums?

    Bananarama.

    • Tundra

      Good one!

      Go Go’s, too.

    • SDF-7

      Other than Trick of the Night I don’t go back to that one too often.

      I do have 4 Jane Wiedlin albums, though… which given Kissproof World is almost certainly one too many.

      • dbleagle

        guilty pleasure- Jimmy Buffett A1A

  17. CPRM

    Collective Soul- Blue self title

    Oddly, they’ve had 2 self titled albums

    • SDF-7

      Well, their soul is a collective — so that makes sense.

    • Pat

      Oddly, they’ve had 2 self titled albums

      Weezer says “that’s cute.”

      At least Scott Walker numbered his.

    • Rat on a train

      Peter Gabriel says hold my beer.

      • Michael Malaise

        There’s Car, Scratch, Melt and Security!

  18. The Late P Brooks

    “So, the other thing we have to be conscious of is that it would be easy to cast such an object as silly and frivolous and just about sexual gratification, but it could be a tool for perpetuating power imbalance and subjugation,” Collins said.

    Tell me more about your mother, Doctor.

    • R C Dean

      I’m still thinking it was a pestle or tool of some kind, and a bored 14 year old carved a dickhead on it.

  19. Plinker762

    Black Sabbath’s Heaven and Hell. Every song is great.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Yes, also Blackmores rainbow,
      Long live rock and roll, no bad songs,

  20. The Late P Brooks

    But, I know all of people here hate the Beatles.

    Not everything. Help and A Hard Day’s Night are okay by me.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      Yeah, I totally deserve that. Sorry, I completely forgot, and now I am living up to my pronouns.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        You may have to fight some local curmudgeons for those pronouns

  21. dbleagle

    No bad tracks:
    “Waylon and Willie” by Waylon and Willie
    “The Planets” by Holst
    “Heads and Tales” by Harry Chapin
    “Take a Chance” by Jerry Riopelle (Big in AZ and NM unknown elsewhere)
    and to get the hate replies: “”Born to Run” by Bruce Springsteen

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      My reaction to Springsteen is roughly the same as Mile’s reaction to Merlot.

      https://youtu.be/uLtlwAGZx6U

    • Rat on a train

      “The Planets” by Holst
      Der Ring des Nibelungen has no bad albums.

      • Not Adahn

        “Wagner is better than it sounds”

  22. grrizzly

    MTV Unplugged.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I thought I knew you.

  23. Timeloose

    I can think of several albums without a bad song.

    Back in Black. AC/DC
    Sonic Temple The Cult
    Paul’s Boutique beastie Boys
    Badmotorfinger Soundgarden
    Cure for the Pain Morphine
    Freedom of Choice Devo
    The Chronic Dr Dre
    The Killers Hot Fuss
    Swans To Be Kind
    Songs For the Deaf QOTSA

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      Solid

    • Michael Malaise

      I get the Paul’s Boutique love, but Check Your Head is my go-to BBoys album with no bad tracks.

      • Timeloose

        I’ll communication is even better to me. But there are few wrong answers out of those 3.

    • juris imprudent

      Joni Mitchell – Blue
      Van Morrison – Astral Weeks

  24. Tundra

    How about albums/artists that you used to like a lot, but now can’t understand why?

    Nirvana and Pearl Jam scream to the top for me.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      Heh. A friend of mine went to a Chili Peppers concert, with Nirvana and Pearl Jam opening.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      Had to think about it, but GnR or Jane’s. Both start out great, but the last thing I listened too sucked green donkey dicks.

      • Timeloose

        The first album is often the best from acts that get signed after touring for years. 5 years to make the first album while they are hungry. Once they get rich, famous, and put under pressure to make another it will me mediocre.

        There are exceptions for bands that never make it big on the first album.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Yeah, and it applies to authors too. Spend all their lives thinking about that first book, and then get published… and have to do it all over.

      • Mojeaux

        I said I’d stop when I started repeating myself. Well, I didn’t notice when that happened, but it did. But I really stopped because I had no more stories to tell.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      There was a very brief period when I was into Chicago.

      Don’t judge me.

      • Rat on a train

        Satan commanded it.

      • Michael Malaise

        “Stay the Night” slaps. Sue me.

      • rhywun

        They have a couple amazing songs but I was never interested in diving in any further.

    • Michael Malaise

      I mean, if I go back and listen to the good stuff, I understand why.

      I mean, U2 (hate time) managed it for 12-13 years and 6-ish albums. There’s still cherries to pick out of the later stuff but most of it is just blah corporate middle aged pop stuff. Which makes sense—they were rich as fuck and didn’t have to worry about their next meal.

      I mean, just listen to how Larry Mullen’s drums sound on the first 3-4 albums and then the last 3-4 albums. It’s like a disappearing act — so far back in the mix it’s a wonder he’s even there at all.

    • Pat

      P.O.D., Disturbed, Korn, Cold. Nu-metal in general I guess. It was high school, OK?

    • juris imprudent

      REO Speedwagon
      Loggins & Messina

    • Grumbletarian

      Guns and Roses

  25. Mojeaux

    Look, I don’t know if an album’s every song is great. I listen to whole albums because that’s what I used to do when I had no selection or I was too busy to change the needle on the vinyl or fast forward on the cassette. Are there songs I will skip if it’s convenient for me to do so, sure. There are songs I like more than others, but I may like them all. But I listen to whole albums now because I always find a gem somewhere in the back 40. Here. No bad songs.

  26. creech

    Dude kills cop in Philly. Dude kills Catholic bishop in Cal. Anyone else coming around to the idea that murdering scum like this, properly and swiftly tried and convicted, should be removed permanently from society? And by permanently, mean…..

    • Tundra

      I’m getting there.

    • Sensei

      I just read about the Philly cop.

      And I still don’t trust the state enough to kill. Even those who richly deserve it.

      • Michael Malaise

        This. I am against the death penalty on the grounds that the state is wholly irresponsible at making decisions with people’s lives.

      • Bob Boberson

        It’s an agnostic area for me. I agree with what you said but I also am not going to be bothered about some murdering POS get theirs. I certainly don’t see them existing into old age at the collective expense of everyone else as a better alternative.

      • Count Potato

        That’s begging the question. The government’s process on deciding who is a murdering POS is hardly infallible.

      • Bob Boberson

        I’m not saying it is. I’m saying it’s two bad alternatives.

    • Sean

      I have an alibi.

    • rhywun

      The media are sure feeding a narrative. The problem is I have no idea what to make of it.

      • Tundra

        But why?

        Industrial plants are dangerous places. I have no idea how many blow up every day. Lach has shared some incredible video and stories that would never make the news.

      • rhywun

        They like clicks.

    • Michael Malaise

      Humans see patterns everywhere?

  27. Mojeaux

    Aja

    • Count Potato

      +1

      • juris imprudent

        I didn’t bother because I knew someone would.

    • Sean

      😋

      • Sensei

        Remembering stringing an antenna out in the backyard for my dad.

        Pre internet he loved listening to all the English broadcasts from all over the world.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She and her cuck husband are whiny sacks of shit. He seemed alright back when he was a-whorin’ and wearing Nazi Halloween outfits in his 20s but he’s been emasculated now.

      • rhywun

        She’s toxic. I suspect she ruined him. I’ve seen it before.

      • Spudalicious

        Reference Colin Kapaernik and Jemele Hill.

    • Sensei

      From the Spectator article quoted

      Sources claim that the friction between the couple stemmed from the negative reaction after Harry’s memoir, Spare. The BBC published a review that called the duke’s memoir, “the longest angry drunk text ever sent.”

      • R.J.

        I despise them, much like Jeremy Clarkson. What a useless pair of parasites. Well done by South Park.

      • Sensei

        The episode was actually tame by SP standards. However, they were the entire plot unlike many of their other celebrity takedowns.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      As lame as it seems coordinating with the Russians is a good thing. If they unwittingly dropped a missed on his head or shot down Airforce One it’d be WWIII.

  28. Timeloose

    Additional great albums that are also a guilty pleasure.

    Willy and the Poor Boys CCR
    Wings at the Speed of Sound
    Purple Rain

  29. one true athena

    I wonder if Putin’s tried to get to Z and can’t, or doesn’t want to. At least from here it looks like Z is in the open quite a lot, entertaining foreigners all the time as he does.

    • creech

      In any number of spy thrillers, a Spetnaz sniper would have hit Z already from about a kilometer away.

    • Michael Malaise

      Taking out Zelenskyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy would martyr him in the eyes of the Western world. That juice ain’t worth the squeeze.