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The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 60: Meeting of the Minds Or How Freedom Toons Stole Our Shtick
About The Author
CPRM
Organic troll farmer.
REMINDER: I am throwing a shindig in May. Details are in the forums under meet-ups.
“I’m in charge, here at the White House!”
Dick Cheney wannabe.
“Together let us, all together”
Heh.
“Or young brilliant leaders thrive and do really well in public schools”
Smdh
Abolish government schools.
I liked the Christian mingle call out at the end.
That was a nice touch.
6:00 PM – Start Laundry, snark on Glibertarians
6:15 PM – Cook dinner
7:00 PM – Watch Hat and Hair
7:30 PM – Rape Freedom Toons with the Dildo of Consequences
Sounds like a good plan.
Chafed! I started getting Glibfit! One day in a row! We’ll see if I can I can keep it going until Sunday for a report in.
That’s a start. Are you stretching?
I had some trouble with Kamala’s speech, too high frequency for me but I got enough to enjoy her sitting behind the pudding button. The scary part is that it isn’t fiction.
Good show, CPRM, as always. Thanks. I wish I could make the May visit but my best traveling days are past. Make a video.
Competition: Nothing Forever, a Twitch-streamed AI “sitcom”
A government-funded chicken in every pot.
I’m glad we found room in there to save the planet.
I’m at a loss as to how “give everybody free shit on someone else’s dime” is a groundbreaking proposal. Seems like promising that other people will pay for your stuff is the oldest political platform known to man.
Also, weren’t we told that banning gas stoves was some Republican fever dream?
Yes. It almost makes me think she’s trolling except that I know she’s a true believer.
Or a shameless panderer.
Same diff.
There was a point in history when leaders who wanted to give other people’s shit to their followers meant they at least had to earn it on the battlefield.
https://youtu.be/kjD62r9einQ
Well, she has set standards so high that the chances of there being any new buildings is roughly zero.
There will be new luxury condos because nothing else is profitable. And those condos will have a set-aside for some connected poors because you are not allowed to build anything without that.
New York is not alone
I see NYS is getting what it voted for good and hard. The 2040 redistricting will be interesting when NYS has only 10 seats.
Stop, I can only get so hard.
My wife keeps gloating, since I was not 100% on moving out of new York, wish we could have done it cheaper, but it was the right choice.
Good luck with that
What the fuck?! This has been up for an hour and a half and there’s 7 comments?
Great job, CPRM. Keep it up.
This is what false Firsting brings to the world. REPENTl
My poor, confused child. The Council of Firsts has taken note your your zeal and devotion, and it pleases us. In due time, you will see the true reason behind your pregnancy.
My presence doubled the number of posts in this topic.
Why was I impregnated, given the gift of The Great Firster’s seed? Because I am First. Through infinity, I will be First.
You could fairly say that my Firsts bring all the Glibs to the yard.
OK, sweetheart.
Sweetheart? I am the essence of a stone cold Firster.
/pats Bro’ on the ass
Anything you say, hun.
Perhaps a lot of us are still hanging over the toilet after being hit with the earlier mental image of Pelosi sucking vock?
C’mon. On the Modified SF Scale of Suitability, that rated maybe a PG.
I shudder to think what a “vock” is… some sort of non-binary organ?
Veal Cock.
You’re welcome.
I’ll admit it. 80’s Nancy looks good to me.
After a 6 pack, maybe.
https://thehill.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/11/GettyImages-1094951026.jpg
Yeah, I saw that one. It was the only one I saw where I might agree with you. I don’t know, maybe it’s because her personality is so fucking repulsive.
Awesome, as always!! Looking up Freedom Tunes on the Tweeter,…
The problem with AI writing.
Violence is part and parcel of many, many genres.
Just put 10,000V through the servers this thing runs on and shred the backups.
Nuke it from orbit. This thing is going to overlord us with woke inanity if we don’t put a stop to it.
But this is acceptable!
Tested again, and this time it churned out a prompted SCENE about the beheading, but the AI wusses out and gives the steward another chance to solve the parking problem.
Done with
my taxesgovernment thievery. I may have bruised my fist by slamming it on the desk.I don’t feel like I’m getting my money’s worth. Can I talk to the manager? Do I have other options?
All right, Karen, settle down.
I know my W2s are waiting in the mailbox but I haven’t bothered to bring them upstairs yet.
I’d like to aim for not waiting until the last minute this time but that is not in my nature.
I’m sorry, but you have contacted the wrong manager. I am not able to assist you with this matter.
I didn’t give either of those bastids a free loan, so I got THAT goin for me.
Virtue signal HARDER!
Lesby.
LOL good trolling.
Lesby, Ann
Whoever is writing that handle is hilarious.
100%. Titiana McGrath’S sister.
Our NFL nightmare is over.
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-promises-to-replace-retiring-quarterback-tom-brady-with-a-woman-of-color
I’m baffled that some network, I didn’t care enough to remember which one, thinks he’s worth investing $350M in.
I might be crazy but don’t you need some sort of charisma to make it in the commentating game?
Charisma! He is the GOAT! [spits]
That struck me as nuts.
It’s sports commentating and “journalism”. It’s already nuts.
If you want a conspiracy theory….
Paying that kind of money circumvents the salary caps of the past years.
“There’s no excuse,” said Biden. When I used to play Nine Pins with Jehoshaphat Jenkins and the townsfolk, we always used to let the black women play with us. I was a civil rights hero, darn it! It’s time for the rest of the world to catch up!”
Perfection.
https://thumb-p2.xhcdn.com/a/zP2AlLcHYarAiRYocv4d2Q/000/052/801/522_1000.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/zzJuA/697e088e9a5f6c1650580a3de370aecbcc4d9a68.jpg
NSFW.
https://thumb-p7.xhcdn.com/a/oFW0ElSq7Eq7Qum5SKBloA/000/136/683/597_1000.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/nu0ef/1dec559206801715f8431a928e2412b2fead22d5.jpg
NSFW.
Now that is a perfectly sized specimen.
Good breeding hips.
Nice dimples.
Nice dimples.
Ooh, ass dimples: hello new fetish.
Lol, this is going to be the new thigh gap.
<a href="https://twitter.com/OzzyOsbourne/status/1620678367812124672" title="Farwell,
sweetdark prince. ” target=”_blank”>Farwell,sweetdark prince.You know, it showed fine in preview.
https://twitter.com/OzzyOsbourne/status/1620678367812124672
He’s really just too scared of American guns to go on tour again.
Yeah. He’s quite the rock and roll rebel*.
*when Sharon lets him be
🤘🏻
Ozzy never could sing but this still makes me sad.
You shut your whore mouth!
I saw him a few times in the early 2000s and he was already looking like he needed a walker to get around the stage.
GF, ND was the first stop back in 2XXX when he restarted his tour after breaking his leg/foot/whatever. He was in a walking boot IIRC. He seemed really old then. One thing that annoyed the hell out of me was he constantly yelled at the crowd to “make some noise”. Like practically anytime he wasn’t signing, he was screaming at us to scream at him. Got old.
I think he might have had that on one of the times I saw him as well.
You very possibly saw him a few days after I did.
I saw him during The End tour. His mic stand was something of a life preserver for him. He was physically hobbled and mentally addled. But the fucker actually sang for the whole show and sounded great. It’s a shame he can’t tour.
Damn, son. You are really good.
Tha Beeeeeeeeeetttttttttthhhhhhhtttttttttttt!
I already did my part and tweetered at him. Have you done your duty? (heh, doodie)
suh’ fam
whats goody
I done told you already:
Library meth.
“And that’s a winning argument every time.”
mornin peeps
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8slBVzWKvcc
🎶🎶
https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/will-staten-island-chuck-see-his-shadow-on-groundhog-day/ar-AA1711bS
Knock off groundhogs. 🙄
So…
It occurs to me that while I know that the shadow means “six more weeks of winter,” I don’t know how many weeks the “no shadow” result is supposed to be.
Obviously “winter ends in early Feb” makes no sense for this part of the country, and “winter ends in mid-March” seems so typical I don’t see how that would be an extraordinarily bad thing worth noting.
https://buffalonews.com/news/local/buffalo-bert-groundhog-predicts-six-more-weeks-of-winter/article_ec2f16b2-a013-11ed-be0b-9f3186ff9b2d.html
More knock offs. I thought everyone in Buffalo was snowed in?
wut
The sun isn’t even up yet.
All the lights from the camera crews.
It’s Buffalo, they don’t need a groundhog, there are gonna be 6 more months of winter regardless.
Oh yeah…Happy groundhog day!
https://nationaltoday.com/groundhog-day/
Castaway your false ‘hogs and worship the true prophet, Phil.
How many divisions does Phil have? The groundhog that lives behind my house demands I recognize his authority.
You only have one? Piker. I have one under the shed and at least one more in the woods behind my crib. Competition is good!
The groundhog has competition from the two cats that claim this house.
Good morning, Sean, homey, Roat, Ssccrruuffyy, and Stinky!
As our meteorological oracle, Dayton is consulting a higher authority: an ‘edge’og! 🦔
Today has a theme:
https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/the-bizarre-history-of-groundhog-day/
Ewww…they used to eat him afterwards!
I’m not getting what the theme is yet.
They look like like large squirrels with a lot of fat and I bet they taste great. Roasted with some potatoes and carrots and onions actually sounds kind of good.
Gamers rejoice (if you’re woke; Dead Space remake removes breasts from posters):
https://youtu.be/lqT-5elSNIY
Yet another thing skinsuited looks like, can’t even dodge propaganda in video games anymore.
The art style had kind of a 60’s pulp aesthetic. Had to be changed to more of a Soviet style to fit with modern sensibilities.
I just don’t understand companies pissing in the faces of those who consume their product in order to appeal to a small minority of people. Life isn’t Twitter and even a large percentage of left wingers don’t care for this stuff.
“People over profit.”
Fine. Don’t complain when you don’t make a profit.
They’re not likely to make any people, either IYKWIMAITYD.
Like the Shakers they need to
recruitgroom.That’s why they’re recruiting kids.
It’s group think. Hire a bunch of DIE midwits because of initiatives, those hires drive out the talent, get shitty product, everybody pretends it’s awesome, dissenters just keep their traps shut and collect their paycheck.
Works for me.
/collects paycheck.
One of the games I’m in the middle of is playing the pronoun game.
It’s all so tiresome.
Sounds too much like Frogger, one wrong step and you get smashed flat.
Refuse to take it seriously. Use the Cerebus the Aardvark approach — Most Holy, Most Holy, Most Holy’s. Insist on it, with grave countenance and great seriousness. And encourage others to adopt the same.
Has any major studio gone with a trans protagonist yet?
Mornin’,reprobates.
That was real audio, wasn’t it? Very scary.
Good morning, ‘patzie! How are you and yours today?
Yo, GT!
Got cortisone injections in both shoulders yesterday. Third time in the right shoulder, if these don’t help I may need to get ‘scoped. By then Mrs. Patzer should be mobile again.
😣 Owwww! I hope they bring you relief, and I hope Mrs. P is comfortable.
^From upthread: So New York is going to outlaw gas heating units (cooking appliances too, I thought that was a rightist conspiracy theory)? Lord have mercy New Yorkers, with your winters I hope y’all like dry skin because with electric heating you may as well be living in the Sahara.
They’re attempting to limit demand to the point that the appliance makers just give up. It will be combined with the ESG initiatives that will deny funding to those manufacturers.
The fuckers in NY and CA want to dictate to the rest of the country what we can cook and heat with.
Yep and they’ll succeed too.
It will be fascinating to watch what happens when our leaders keep increasing the demand for electricity while simultaneously implementing measures that decrease the supply. Best to watch from a safe distance if possible.
All this stuff will fail catastrophically, and if the left is smart it will quietly drop this madness before the pitchforks come out.
But first it will crush millions of livelihoods and waste trillions of dollars so there’s that I guess.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Cascadia…
GROUNDHOG SMITH SAY SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER. AND BY WINTER MEAN…
Some generals are taking the letter from Aircraft Mobility Command (AMC) very seriously.
Its an excuse to curtail WFH.
Spouse unhappy
Looking at CPRM’s sugardaddies and a few names on their that need to make a comeback. Where did that sumabitch Jarflax go?
Also, on the subject of using real audio…it’s incredibly difficult to create anything COHERENTLY funny from what those two say. Not an insult to CPRM, but just a sad statement on how god damn retarded they are. 90% of what comes out of their mouths is gibberish. What the fuck is Harris’s excuse?
She wasn’t selected for her intelligence or communication skills.
I get the sense that she has been failing upward for a very long time. One wonders when was the last time she had to demonstrate any sort of intellectual competency.
Surely this is just asking for trouble.
https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1620505188812619776
At least on military bases, tanks are only locked with a padlock.
The monkeys could rule the universe if they figure out how to use some bolt cutters.
Thank god they don’t have opposable thumbs, right?
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Not my tanks, not my monkeys.
Monkey
knifetank fights!