274 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    Banjos is starting an exterminator business?

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, when Terminators retire, they need help settling into polite society.

  2. Count Potato

    “US national debt to rise by $20 trillion over the next 10 years”

    I give them five.

    • Rat on a train

      An R House will slow the process. A D POTUS and HOR are when deficits really get out of control.

      • R C Dean

        Trump managed to preside over some trillion dollar deficits as well.

      • Rat on a train

        Deficits were under $1T until Ds took control of the House and pushed through “emergency” spending.

      • Pat

        It’s still a sad state fall from grace from the ’90s when Gingrich made Clinton say uncle on spending – albeit a lot of the “budget balancing” was accomplished through accounting gimmickry.

      • Rat on a train

        If only we didn’t treat the 90s as a “holiday from history”.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Massie was basically the only person opposing the CAREs act.

      • Rat on a train

        The eGOP purged the lGOP.

    • PieInTheSky

      an optimist I see

    • Fourscore

      A bet I wouldn’t take.

      I can’t understand why a sane person would run for a political office, it’s not going to look good on a resume, should that person win.

      • Rat on a train

        graft

      • Tonio

        Because you’re not a sociopath. These people crave power over the lives of others.

      • juris imprudent

        It seems that we Glibs share a congenital defect – the absence of desire for power. I’d sure like to say that is a mutation that is beneficial for evolution, but I kinda doubt it’s going to work out that way.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Maybe, I don’t even like telling myself what to do.

      • The Last American Hero

        They seem to land on their feet just fine, Fourscore.

      • EvilSheldon

        ‘Politician’ looks great on a resume when the job is glorified influence peddling.

    • robc

      Now include unfunded liabilities.

      The GAAP debt is much, much worse than the reported one.

      • juris imprudent

        Bismarckian Germany waves hello.

      • juris imprudent

        oops, make that Wilhemine, not Bismarck.

  3. Rat on a train

    The United States will run out of ways to prevent the government from defaulting sometime this summer, between July and September, the Congressional Budget Office projected Wednesday.

    You have a mortgage, car payment, utilities, groceries, streaming services, bar tab, vacations, etc. You’ve been living beyond your means. You’ve maxed out your credit. You decide to stop paying your mortgage because you don’t have enough income to cover all your spending.

    • PieInTheSky

      netflix is a basic human necessity

    • R C Dean

      I am fascinated by the idea that not being able to borrow more money is a “default”.

      • Rat on a train

        There is enough revenue to pay the debt so any default would be a choice not a requirement.

      • The Last American Hero

        If the ceiling isn’t raised and the spending continues, there won’t be enough cash to pay all of the bills. Since there is no way the military and the seniors don’t get their checks, the party that will get shorted is the holder of the Treasury Notes.

    • whiz

      You decide to stop paying your mortgage because you don’t have enough income to cover all your spending.

      So you’re saying the government is going to be homeless?

      • Banjos

        He forgot the second part of the story where you go to your relatives, crying that if they do not loan you money you’ll be homeless and how cruel and evil they are to allow that to happen.

      • Rat on a train

        relatives? more like strangers

  4. Count Potato

    “If a gun store makes one mistake, the ATF skips the traditional warnings and goes straight to license revocation. These could be just simple clerical mistakes. Licensing revocations are up anywhere from 300 to 500 percent. This is the most since the early 2000s.”

    I’d like a better source, but damn.

    • Count Potato

      “It’s also an attempt by the Biden administration to register gun owners because when a store is closed down, the 4473 forms are sent to the ATF and those gun purchase records are being inputted into a database,” he noted.

      “So the ATF has accumulated nearly 1 billion records in a searchable database which can be used to enforce Biden’s recent gun ban,” he concluded. “In other words, this is a registration database that can be used to confiscate firearms.”

      • Gustave Lytton

        Even if somehow* Congress defunded ATF’s record digitization and directed them to destroy all records**, the ATF would ignore and slow roll it until a more favorable Congress came along or just ignore congress entirely with impunity.

        *the only reason there isn’t an AWB now is due to the sunset clause. It never would have been repealed even with Rs controlling both houses and the presidency
        **the Rs would never do this because “back the blue” and “the lawhhhh!”

      • juris imprudent

        Erasing a database is a terribly slow process you see.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It’s even slower when you never intend to do it.

      • Tonio

        Plus, federal IT standards require database backups. Federal law requires records retention.

      • SDF-7

        Lois Lerner cackles softly off to the side.

    • Pat

      Operation Chokepoint 2: Electric Boogaloo.

      • juris imprudent

        Early 2000s, hmm who was in power back then?

      • Pat

        Chokepoint was in the tens – the debanking of FFLs, payday lenders, and porn. You’re thinking Fast and Furious – the “set up straw purchases from FFLs and then lose track of the purchased firearms until they show up at crime scenes in Mexico”

      • juris imprudent

        I was referring to what the article said – up from early 2000s, meaning it’s clear it doesn’t matter who is in power.

      • Pat

        That probably would have been obvious if I tried reading for comprehension…

      • cyto

        Obama. Chokepoint was Obama.

        Even targeted pirn stars and strippers.

  5. Pat

    Treasury will run out of room under the debt limit between July and September

    It’s not really a limit if you raise it every time you reach it.

  6. Pine_Tree

    Hey, the ATF story gives me an idea for helping out on the debt limit story!

    (not that the Rs in Congress have the balls to even consider it)

    • Rat on a train

      Abolish the ATF?

      • UnCivilServant

        And license the name for use as a chain of big box stores.

  7. PieInTheSky

    Chicago’s O’Hare Suffers ‘Dystopian’ Nightmare with Growing Homeless Encampments – I blame the extreme libertarinism of the leadership of Chicago, with their low tax low spend philosophy. Such a rich city should be able to find some money to help the homeless.

    • Rat on a train

      They’re at the airport because there are no roads?

      • rhywun

        They’re at the airport because it’s better that riding the rails all day and nobody has the balls to kick them out.

      • PieInTheSky

        well who made you an expert in the life and habits of the Chicago homeless?

      • Ted S.

        Closer to the helicopters.

    • Fourscore

      O’Hare needs to expand. Too small to accommodate all those needing accommodation. Add some showers, eating facilities for those temporarily distressed. It’s what a civilized city-state would do. Even a 100 years ago soup kitchens were available for those financially disadvantaged.

      • rhywun

        You snark but I am quite certain Chicago already has all of that. Those guys at the airport reject it, most likely because they’re on drugs (or not on drugs that they need).

      • The Last American Hero

        Does any city really NEED two airports?

        /Sanders 2024

  8. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

  9. PieInTheSky

    Looking at land for sale in Montana? Check out the Windcall Ranch for sale at Springhill which is 20± minutes north of Bozeman, MT and features 320± acres of lush pastureland and forest offering incredible views.

    Nestled among the lush meadows of the rugged Bridger Mountains, with stately Ross Peak serving as the backdrop, lies the expansive Windcall Ranch. On 320± acres, the Windcall Ranch hosts five residences, recreational outbuildings, a riding arena, endless trails, and open space. A conservation easement protects the Windcall Ranch’s landscape and the local wildlife population who travel across the bordering national forest. As part of the historic farming community of Springhill, Windcall Ranch provides a rare opportunity to own a beautiful piece of the Valley of the Flowers in one of Montana’s most charming locations. The rural, private location of the property lends itself to a slower, relaxed pace and provides easy access to Bozeman via a short 20± minute drive over well-maintained county roads.

    • PieInTheSky

      I fucking hate this stupid wordpress sometimes

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62kwfLzng9o

      14 million dollars and cows not included. How is the water thing round Bozeman?

    • Not Adahn

      You used “lush” twice.

      • PieInTheSky

        it is such a nice word though

    • Tonio

      Tempting, but Montana winters are brutal.

      • PieInTheSky

        I think the point is to have a place in Montana for summer and one in Florida for winter. Plus your other place in Colorado for skiing, if you don’t get enough in Montana. And there is your loft in Manhattan for cultural activities. And one place in Europe off course, Paris, Lake Como, Gstaad… The discerning glib has at least 5 homes.

      • R.J.

        Just leave your cows to die in the winter, buy new ones in the summer.

    • Gustave Lytton

      20 minutes away from a city is too close.

      • PieInTheSky

        But according to the youtube the city has great restaurants for it’s size and I assume a wine bar or two. Maybe even a specialty coffee shop.

      • DrOtto

        Montana cities aren’t “real” cities. Oh, Bozeman, you’re right, too close.

      • Endless Mike

        20 minutes in Montana is 30 miles

    • juris imprudent

      The rural, private location of the property lends itself to a slower

      3 or 4 miles of deeply rutted dirt road will do that.

    • Pat

      I’ll kick in $10k. The rest of you will have to do the rest. I will, nonetheless, expect at least 50 acres and a mule.

    • robc

      I doubt the trails are actually endless. I mean, I guess if they are all loops, maybe.

      • SDF-7

        Not if you can go straight up you don’t.

      • robc

        If you curve around the surface of the Earth, you aren’t going straight.

  10. Rebel Scum

    “The projected exhaustion date is uncertain because the timing and amount of revenue collections and outlays over the intervening months could differ from our projections. In particular, income tax receipts in April could be more or less than we estimate,” the CBO noted.

    Fuck you, cut spending.

  11. Rebel Scum

    A federal judge has blocked New York’s new law that prohibits hate speech on social media, ruling the measure violates the Constitution’s protection of free speech.

    “Hate speech is not free speech!” – the left

  12. Rebel Scum

    US national debt to rise by $20 trillion over the next 10 years

    This is fine.

  13. PieInTheSky

    McDonald’s to launch McPlant nuggets made with Beyond Meat in Germany

    https://www.cnbc.com/2023/02/15/mcdonalds-mcplant-nuggets-beyond-meat-germany.html

    I did not like the old nuggets and I aint trying the new ones. Then again I almost never eat McD and when I do it is a bacon mcmuffin for breakfast, I don’t think I have had anything else in the last 15 years

    • Rat on a train

      McD is a restaurant for when you are out of options.

      • PieInTheSky

        In Europe there is always a kebab place around the corner, so there are options 🙂

    • Not Adahn

      Do Romanian McD’s have those “freestyle” machines that ad flavoring to your tuica?

      • PieInTheSky

        ha ha ha

  14. Pat

    What Idris Elba gets right about race

    Over the past few decades, it has become increasingly unfashionable to be ‘colour-blind’. The view of Martin Luther King, Jr – that we should judge an individual on their moral character and qualities, rather than on their racial or ethnic identification – is nowadays dismissed as either hopelessly naive, or even an act of malevolence. Today’s ‘anti-racism’ argues that race is critical to how we relate to the world, to each other and even to ourselves. It claims that we live in a society defined by racial differences. To say otherwise, apparently, is both to ignore the reality of racism and to erase people’s sense of identity.

    This new racialist worldview is now deeply embedded in our institutions. However, there is a growing pushback to this. A number of critics have emerged who reject this dogma as simplistic, regressive and stifling. One such critic is the British actor, Idris Elba.

    In an interview with Esquire UK last week, the Luther star said he no longer calls himself a ‘black actor’ because the label puts him in a ‘box’. He argued that ‘as humans, we are obsessed with race’ and that this ‘obsession can really hinder people’s aspirations [and] growth’. ‘If we spent half the time not talking about the differences but the similarities between us, the entire planet would have a shift in the way we deal with each other’, he said. While Elba rightly acknowledged that ‘racism is very real’ and should be challenged, he also noted that racism is ‘only as powerful as you allow it to be’.

    Essentially, Elba’s argument is that our modern fixation on race, while often presented as ‘progressive’, can limit individual aspiration and create needless divides in society. Predictably, Elba’s comments have sparked horror among the usual identitarian suspects.

    […]

    At the weekend, Elba hit back on Twitter: ‘There isn’t a soul on this Earth that can question whether I consider myself a black man or not. Being an “actor” is a profession, like being an “architect”, they are not defined by race. However, if you define your work by your race, that is your prerogative.’

    Based. I still think casting him as Bond would have been a mistake. Which ultimately wouldn’t have mattered anyway, since they murdered the franchise and will desecrate the corpse on the next outing. With any luck it’ll be the last.

    • rhywun

      He’s halfway there, I guess.

      Maybe inside he knows that “anti-racism” is in fact “racism” but hey, a man still needs some chance at getting work.

    • DrOtto

      Uncle Tom! Uncle Tom!

    • Brawndo

      “Essentially, Elba’s argument is that our modern fixation on race, while often presented as ‘progressive’, can limit individual aspiration and create needless divides in society.”

      That’s the goal.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        There are games beyond the fucking game.

  15. Rebel Scum

    In a statement to Fox News Digital, Gaetz’s office confirmed that “the Department of Justice has confirmed to Congressman Gaetz’s attorneys that their investigation has concluded and that he will not be charged with any crimes.”

    Meaning they couldn’t fabricate anything.

  16. PieInTheSky

    Is This the Best Modern House in the World?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEev34rri8E

    Not a huge fan of the architecture, seems nice enough I guess, but the location looks nice

    • PieInTheSky

      She should see the erotic massage auditions…

      • DrOtto

        “Can you drive a stick?”

    • juris imprudent

      “But I have a really nice personality”

    • UnCivilServant

      Having to remove your clothing in front of people you don’t like who will judge you is pretty much the job description.

    • rhywun

      Today on “news of the obvious”….

      • SDF-7

        I was expecting this… but that works too.

    • Tonio

      But claims she’s now making $160,000 per month on OnlyFans. So the whole whining interview thing was just just a publicity stunt to drive more traffic to her OF site. Also, it appears she took the strip club’s advice and upped her tanning game.

    • juris imprudent

      Was he dressed up as Col Sanders?

    • Trigger Hippie

      Cue Alice in Chains…

    • Pat

      I believe it. Roosters are assholes. When I was a kid my uncle lived on some acreage and got himself a rooster. It got a shovel upside the head more than once.

      • Not Adahn

        My hometown’s festival was called “Rooster Days” from when people would gather to sell off the unwanted roosters.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Was his name Peter Griffin?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Pop culture references are tight

      • UnCivilServant

        How can it be a popular culture reference and be obscure?

      • Gender Traitor

        ::prepares to reply…realizes she’s got nuthin’::

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      Well, someone didn’t properly grab their cock and pullet.

  17. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: Doctors from St Louis transgender clinic told teachers to ‘affirm’ an entire group of fifth graders – despite fears they were being influenced by their friends

    The teacher contacted doctors in October 2021 seeking help when a group of fifth graders – girls aged 10 or 11 – claimed they were all transgender…

    The doctor then suggested that all of the girls were genuinely transgender, and that it simply took their friend to realize it for them to as well.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11754435/Emails-doctors-St-Louis-transgender-clinic-telling-teachers-affirm-fifth-graders.html

    How does this doctor have a license?

    • Not Adahn

      Because he’s a doubleplusgood goodthinker!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      How are they still breathing?

      • Count Potato

        Well, going to prison for murder might not be the best thing for your kids.

      • Gender Traitor

        Only if a jury would convict you.

      • Count Potato

        They probably would. “Asshole had it coming” isn’t a legal defense.

    • Pat

      How does this doctor have a license?

      He was only giving puberty blockers to kids, it’s not like he prescribed more than 20 hydrocodone or something.

      • juris imprudent

        That is Bee-worthy.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Dr. Sarah Garwood advised: ‘The best we can do is affirm, validate and allow for exploration.’

      Until a more lucrative option comes along.

      • DrOtto

        Kind of like tatoo removal, detransitioning is probably where the big bucks are.

      • Count Potato

        “detransitioning is probably where the big bucks are”

        It sure doesn’t seem like it. These clinics generally just ignore detransitioners.

      • Fatty Bolger

        No, the best you can do is to tell them to stop being ridiculous, and shoo them back to class.

    • Rebel Scum

      claimed they were all transgender

      This shit needs to stop now.

    • The Other Kevin

      Do we have some sort of “Junior Glibs” program?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Do you not have a mine filled with orphans? I thought that was standard issue when you signed up for this site.

  18. Not Adahn

    Dragging the pluralizing convo over from the dedthread, one of the things I quite enjoy about Lord of the Rings Online is that they have consistent, nonstandard-English pluralization rules. I have no idea if these are Authentic Tolkien Words(tm) or not, but it does give an impression of immersion in an actual world.

    -val becomes -veil
    -rbeg becomes -rbyg etc.

  19. Rebel Scum

    “Biden has implemented a zero tolerance policy,” Pratt said on the Wednesday edition of the “Just the News, No Noise” TV show. “If a gun store makes one mistake, the ATF skips the traditional warnings and goes straight to license revocation. These could be just simple clerical mistakes. Licensing revocations are up anywhere from 300 to 500 percent. This is the most since the early 2000s.” …

    “This is an attack on the gun industry and the Second Amendment,” he stated. “By closing down gun stores, they make it more difficult for people to get guns to defend themselves.

    That’s the point.

    • The Other Kevin

      Interesting, people on Twitter talk about how Trump rolled back train regulations, and somehow Biden couldn’t put them back. Yet somehow he’s able to do shit like this.

    • R C Dean

      It’s true – the more mass, the harder to stop once in motion.

    • SDF-7

      The solicitors will appreciate her gift in a few months, I expect.

    • Not Adahn

      Herpes?

    • The Other Kevin

      “My Threesomes support pack will explain more”

      Apparently this sort of situation comes up more than we thought.

      • The Last American Hero

        Not surprising since the whole country minus Jeremy Clarkson is made up of cucks.

  20. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles wouldn’t make it as a stripper either.

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    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Breaks the Internet along with a few floor joists.

    • Pat

      All the shit that Big Tech censors and they couldn’t put a stop to this?

    • Tres Cool

      Oh hell yeah. Im selfish since thats my “thing”- “get as big as you can, baby. Worry about the health risks later”

      I may have related this story before, but once I was going down on a “larger lady” and she legit tasted sweet. I asked her “so have you ever been screen for diabetes?”
      The night ended abruptly.

      • Pat

        Whatever happened to Barfman?

    • DrOtto

      This reminds me, I need tires. I’m leaning towards Michelin now for some reason.

      • EvilSheldon

        Only tires I’ll buy…

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Bibendum.

    • SDF-7

      To be fair, Banjo’s Fox Business link mentions it and links to articles (I didn’t read) going deeper in the the SS trust fund insolvencies. So that’s some coverage.

      Of course… it is Fox, so it will be automatically ignored by all of those Of The Body and all.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      but is it a ponzi scheme?

      • Rat on a train

        It pays benefits to a generation to be paid by future generations. That’s just normal government.

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘They’re more than government programs,’ he told an audience in Florida last week. ‘They’re a promise — a promise we made: Work hard and contribute, and when the time has come for you to retire, you’ll be there… we’ll be there for you to help you out.

      ‘It’s been a sacred trust, the rock-solid guarantee generations of Americans have counted on, and it works.’

      Outright prolonged laughter.

      Having my income stolen by my elders years before I earned it and stealing from the next generation to prop up mine in the future through insolvent means doesn’t feel particularly sacred nor does it inspires trust.

    • Tres Cool

      Why not get right to it and point out the obvious?
      They’re jacking off to their mom.

      /phones Oedipus for confirmation

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Their actual by blood mother? Thankfully that’s still pretty rare.

    • R C Dean

      “suddenly overnight because I film myself having sex with my husband online, I am now trash”

      Well, yeah.

      Hot, though. I suspect her son’s friends were whacking it to her even before they found her feed.

      • Tres Cool

        + Stifler’s Mom

      • pistoffnick

        +1 Stacy’s mom

    • Pat

      In the days before everyone with a webcam was an amateur porn star, it came to light that the mom of one of the younger guys in a gaming clan of which I was an on again-off again member was a camgirl and did some professional porn scenes. He got a little good-natured ribbing for it, but nobody was an overt asshole about it. Apparently school was another story. He ended up coming out as bisexual in his late teens, then caught the trans train back when it was just picking up steam.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      She makes millions?

      If so, I guess that makes it easier for the sons to overlook.

    • PieInTheSky

      I wish I will some day understand onlyfans

  21. juris imprudent

    Prisoner swap? No mention of Iranians held prisoner in the U.S. – just some dollars that the Mullahs want in exchange for Americans who were dumb enough to go back to the homeland.

  22. Rebel Scum

    Still can’t decide if villain or hero.

    Elon Musk @elonmusk speaking at the World Government Summit:

    “I think we should be a little bit concerned about actually becoming too much of a single world government… We want to avoid creating civilizational risk by having, frankly, too much cooperation between governments.”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Neither, just a guy with a big platform who’s sometimes right and sometimes wrong but who has mostly good instincts.

      • Ownbestenemy

        So like a normal person but with a fuckton of money.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Sure except for maybe the good instincts part which, although not rare, seems to not be the norm.

      • Pat

        Certainly brighter than average, and probably “on the spectrum,” but relatable in a way that most billionaires aren’t.

    • Raven Nation

      I heard about a concept years ago (completely different context) which emphasized movement rather than current position. At the moment, I’m optimistic about Musk because he seems to be, fairly consistently, moving in something of a pro-liberty direction. Plus, he’s disrupting things which, at this point in time, is mostly a good thin.=g.

    • PieInTheSky

      Still can’t decide if villain or hero. – chaotic neutral I think is the term

    • EvilSheldon

      What a bunch of shitbags.

    • Michael Malaise

      “Someone’s invading the house!”

      “Hold on, let me move the couch.”

  23. Ownbestenemy

    My PhysEd teachers never looked like this. Apparently fired for her religious beliefs to not lie to parents of children who are playing dress up mash up.

    “The district cannot accommodate your religious beliefs that … prohibit you from maintaining a student’s gender identity and refraining from disclosing a student’s gender identity from his/her/their parent(s)/guardians,”

    I uh…what?

    The best part is a letter, from the district that out right claims her religion is the reason she is being fired (they could have just went with insubordination, but didnt) and they go on to deny that is why they fired her.

    I suspect this will be at least a State Supreme Court case.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      -refraining from disclosing a student’s gender identity from his/her/their parent(s)/guardians

      Whoever wrote and enforces this policy should be in prison.

      • Gustave Lytton

        No, they should be swinging from a tree in front of the district offices pour encourager les autres.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The best part is a letter, from the district that out right claims her religion is the reason she is being fired

      Thank God these assholes are at least somewhat incompetent.

      And the district should take a survey of parents who think it’s appropriate for the schools to hide things of this nature from them.

      • Pat

        Thank God these assholes are at least somewhat incompetent.

        You’d think they would have wised up a little after the first Jack Phillips case. SCOTUS as much as said “Hey, religious discrimination is fine, you just can’t say the quiet part out loud.”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, anything else approaching that importance wouldn’t fly. Kid’s a drug addict/schizophrenic/truant/general pain in the ass and telling the parents is the first thing they do.

      • rhywun

        Yup. Imagine if the kid tells his teacher he wants to cut off an arm or a leg, and the teacher is compelled to not tell the parents.

        I don’t think so.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Unfortunately they know it doesn’t matter if they look incompetent. Even if they just gave that teachers to sue them into a hole in the ground, the bill won’t be paid by the people setting the policy, it will be paid by the people victimized by the policy. They won’t be fired and even if they’re in elected positions, the average tax payer in their district won’t be paying enough attention to know that their tax money is being taken to pay a settlement for their “public servant’s” bad behavior.

        It could not be more explicitly clear that the people running most school district are not just apathetic to the opinions and demands of the people they “serve”, they are outright disdainful of them.

    • Grumbletarian

      So the school’s position is that children have a right to privacy from their parents, but no right to privacy when it comes to boys seeing girls naked in the locker rooms.

      Huh.

    • Tres Cool

      Nikki is a solid wood tho. Tulsi, too.
      Strawberry cause redheads are my Achilles heel.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        *reads name*

        All 3 would seem to be way too small for you.

      • Tres Cool

        Im up for any challenge. As I told Tres Ver 2.0 “a hard dick has no conscious.”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Stop picking on Ethnic Hillary Clinton

    • PieInTheSky

      Question: how skilled are nascar drivers actually? and does it translate to road driving at all? though I assume professional race drivers are passionate enough about driving they can drive pretty good on public roads.

      • Michael Malaise

        There are road race circuits on the Nascar schedule, so it’ s not just turning left all of the time.

        Also, keeping those cars on a banked surface at that speed for hundreds of laps without hitting the wall requires some strength and skill.

      • Seguin

        Very. Many are former go-kart champions and the like. Despite the jokes, NASCAR is apparently very challenging. F1 drivers have attempted to make the transition and find it difficult, like Nigel Mansell. Due to the immense money in driving for NASCAR, it attracts the best in the USA.

        Doesn’t make it any less boring though.

  24. PieInTheSky

    Ciobănesc de BUCOVINA ,,URIAȘ,, marca Marius Sigartău | Oi BREZE și câini MUDI de întors oile 2022

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2u3SPCsc60

    I know you don’t understand what is being said, but if you look between oh the 30 second and de 6 minute mark, you will see why I am uncomfortable hiking the Romanian mountains.

    • Tres Cool

      I don’t know if you posted it, but the weird thing is that I’ve seen that before.
      And like OMWC & SP, Ive had a Great Pyrennes*

      *she wasn’t really GREAT, more like a well above-average Pyrennes

      • PieInTheSky

        I posted some videos with Romanian sheep dogs but I do not think I posted this one

      • PieInTheSky

        I searched the comments and this one does not seem to have been posted before.

    • Tres Cool

      What is the dialogue around the 5 minute mark?

      • PieInTheSky

        Exactly at 5 minutes I don;t fully get the words… overall the guy says I want to show you how big he is tells the dog come on up up… the dialogue is about how big the dog is, and then he says he weighed him and he is 80 kg and 85 cm tall at the shoulder

      • PieInTheSky

        then he says he had the dog as a puppy, gave him away to a friend and then got him back because the friends thought he was to damaging around the house he apparently destroyed some small trees in the orchard and some stuff in the garden

    • juris imprudent

      That dog would give a wolf reason to reconsider.

      • PieInTheSky

        and 3 of them a brown bear as well

      • PieInTheSky

        Though I do not think Romanian brown bears are quite as big as Siberian or American ones,

    • Necron 99

      But are there instances of people being attacked by livestock guardian dogs? I figure if you don’t mess with their livestock they won’t mess with you, but then again they are quite intimidating just barking at you. A neighbor has a couple and when I am out walking I am happy they are inside a fence.

  25. Rebel Scum

    I’m in favor of secession, especially when your new state looks like a hand giving the middle finger.

    11 eastern Oregon counties have already voted in favor of joining Idaho. Due to this success, Idaho state lawmakers have introduced legislation to begin discussions with the Oregon State Legislature on relocating the Idaho/Oregon state boundary.

    A Republican State Senator in Oregon introduced a bill to start talks with Idaho last month.

    Mike McCarter, the leader of The Greater Idaho Movement, argues his endeavor will give eastern Oregon voters an actual voice in state affairs should the counties officially join. Unlike the urban liberal areas which dominate Oregon politics, Idaho is a rural, conservative state with traditional values.

    • Grumbletarian

      I’d rather see them make their own state along with some of the NoCal counties. With blackjack and hookers, of course.

      • KSuellington

        Yup, I’m with you Grumble, was about to post the same thing. Although I’d be cool with the State of Jefferson part of NorCal joining up with Greater Idaho. Would kinda mess up the middle finger thing tho. I’d buy land in that part of California in a heartbeat if it didn’t have the Sacramento dictatorship ruling it. It has some of the most beautiful scenery in the world.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The State of Jefferson can add another X to their seal and flag when Greater Idaho fucks them over.

      • Rebel Scum

        I haven’t looked for other states but I believe VA has a constitutional provision that the state cannot be split without the consent* of the state legislature. And then there is the consent of the federal legislature in order for the new state to be in the Union**.

        *Of course I am also of the position of saying “fuck you, we’re seceding. Try to stop us.”
        **But this is a less desirable position by the day.

      • juris imprudent

        WV laughs at VA constitution.

      • R C Dean

        I think the federal Constitution also requires the consent of both states to transfer turf from one to another.

      • Rebel Scum

        Yeah, that too.

      • KSuellington

        Yeah, unfortunately the California legislature would need to agree to the transfer, which is why it is a massive long shot of ever happening. If it was put to a vote in the areas of the north state it would easily pass. Actually most of the counties up there have already passed non binding statements that support a new state, joining Idaho would be very popular there. Every time I’m up there I see tons of Jefferson flags and stickers on houses and vehicles.

  26. Certified Public Asshat

    When asked if the CDC will revise its guidance to mandate masks in schools in light of the Cochrane review showing masks do not curb COVID, CDC Director Walensky tells Congress its advice on child masking will never change. “Our masking guidance doesn’t really change with time.” pic.twitter.com/TwjZpN3jEl— Michael P Senger (@MichaelPSenger) February 14, 2023

    We will never admit we were wrong.

    • Fatty Bolger

      It doesn’t change with time, except when they switched from not recommending them, to recommending them.

      • KSuellington

        “We have always recommended masking, especially for children.”

      • rhywun

        I am enjoying the new chocolate ration of one ounce.

    • Rebel Scum

      The scientism is settled.

    • PieInTheSky

      well it fucking changed with time in 2020

    • Rat on a train

      Why don’t people trust us?

  27. The Late P Brooks

    11 eastern Oregon counties have already voted in favor of joining Idaho.

    What makes them think Idaho wants them?

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, the Idaho legislature seems to be indicating as much.

    • PieInTheSky

      Can Idaho trade some lefty enclaves?

      • Compelled Speechless

        The only enclave here is downtown Boise. Within a two mile radius of the capital building it’s paper straws and gender neutral bathrooms. All the burbs and everything beyond is full of gun-toting, state-hating deplorables. Even most of the people I talk to that say they’re democrats are more of the milquetoast 90’s Clintonian sort. If I wasn’t such a general misanthrope, I might actually get along with people.

  28. Not Adahn

    OMWC didn’t mention that (((they))) completed a larger mind-control antenna around Brooklyn.

    Also, apparently the NYT style guide pluralizes “millennium” as “millenniums.” To bring things back around to that.

    • rhywun

      Was wondering if they actually strung fishing-line all that length, and… yes, they did. Wow. That’s fucking dedication.

      • slumbrew

        I remember seeing the lines as a lad in NYC and only found out what they were for much later.

        I find eruvim hilarious, like a lot of Jewish traditions – “hah, we have totally worked around your rules, Adonai!”.

        It is not at all surprising that (((they))) are disproportionally represented in the field of law.

      • UnCivilServant

        Wouldn’t such a loophole be easier to implement in a walled city?

      • Nephilium

        There’s ongoing back and forth in a group of Orthodox (I feel like I almost always see that with the modifier “Ultra-“) Jews in a local suburb. Wires get strung up, city fire department notices them, fire department pulls them down and explain to the neighborhood that they can’t do that, wires get strung back up, repeat.

    • juris imprudent

      League of Nations and United Nations are American ideas, so the real theory of any world govt is one that is dominated by the U.S. Not us per se, but our govt.

    • R C Dean

      “a certain shock that will happen”

      They’re not even pretending any more, are they?

  29. PieInTheSky

    The Ultimate Guide to The Tribes of The Far-Left (Part 2)

    https://www.1828.org.uk/2023/02/16/the-ultimate-guide-to-the-tribes-of-the-far-left-part-2/

    Patriotic Socialists try to combine left-wing economics with a Trumpian, nationalist populism. Some of them even call themselves “MAGA Communists”, after the Trump slogan “Make America Great Again”.
    To be honest, I have never quite managed to work out whether Patriotic Socialism is a real thing, or an elaborate prank. My working hypothesis is that it started out as the latter, and that at some point, some of its protagonists started to actually believe it.

    Socialists love “The Working Class” in the abstract, but they often consider actual working-class people a bit “cringe”. Working-class people can be quite small-c conservative, “unwoke”, and patriotic, and these are, of course, horrendously uncool, low-status opinions, which make fashion-conscious socialists cringe with embarrassment.

    PatSocs differ sharply from other socialist groups in that they openly embrace the most low-status views on cultural issues.

    • PieInTheSky

      “Libertarian” Socialists
      (subcategories: Luxemburgists, Anarcho-Communists)
      “Libertarian” Socialists represent a variant of the real-socialism-has-never-been-tried fallacy. They accept that historically, socialism has always gone hand in hand with authoritarianism, and unlike other far-left tribes (especially Tankies), they are not trying to defend that.
      “Libertarian” Socialists admire short-lived socialist regimes, which were overthrown before they could fully enact their programme (e.g. Salvador Allende’s Unidad Popular in Chile, Revolutionary Catalonia, the Paris Commune), as well as failed socialist leaders who never came to power at all (e.g. the Polish-German communist Rosa Luxemburg). They believe that those were the “true” Marxists, who would have made socialism work if only they had been given a proper chance.

      Hipster Marxists
      Hipster Marxists are people who use political opinions, first and foremost, for image purposes. They adopt whichever opinions are currently most in vogue. If you know such a person’s opinion on one subject, you know their opinions on every subject, because nowadays, fashionable opinions come as a package deal. They may not have been a Marxist ten years ago, when that was not yet as trendy as it is today.

    • Not Adahn

      I kind of want to post those links to Freddie de Boer’s substack.

  30. PieInTheSky

    Innocence Project of Texas
    @innocencetexas
    BREAKING: IPTX client Melvin Quinney has been exonerated. Melvin & his children were swept up in the Satanic Panic of the 80’s & 90’s. In 1991, Melvin was convicted & sentenced to twenty years in prison for a crime that never happened.

    https://twitter.com/innocencetexas/status/1625980307139592192

  31. The Late P Brooks

    It only gets worse

    President Biden plans to move quickly to replace David Malpass as president of the World Bank Group, seizing on his departure to transform the bank into an institution dedicated to fighting climate change, White House advisers say.

    Why it matters: Malpass’ surprise decision to leave his term early gives the Biden’s administration something it wanted even before the president was inaugurated: A chance for Biden to pick a new World Bank leader.

    Team Biden wants a candidate who is committed to expanding the bank’s lending facilities to finance more renewable energy projects in the developing world.

    Climate needs to be one of its central missions, advisers say.

    Maybe he’ll appoint Al Gore or Bill Gates.

    • The Other Kevin

      The rot and corruption continue apace.

  32. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    Excellent song selection. The news was getting me down and that was a perfect antidote. Thanks!

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Whispers about Malpass’ plans have been quietly circulating in Washington for a few weeks, giving team Biden time to consider potential replacements.

    News of his announcement flew across Washington, leading to speculation on who Biden would reward with the plum — and powerful — position.
    As with his approach to his Cabinet, Biden is interested in diversity, according to advisers.

    Jungle Fever Joe will be searching his rolodex for a black lesbian socialist eco-Putitan globalist.

    Diversity!

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Nature vs nurture

    Flaco, the owl that escaped the Central Park Zoo in New York City nearly two weeks ago, is still on the loose. But zoo officials now say a big concern has been alleviated: Flaco is hunting for himself.

    The zoo had been worried that the Eurasian eagle owl wouldn’t be able to find its own food because he’s used to captivity.

    The owl escaped on Feb. 2 after someone cut the stainless steel mesh on his exhibit. The zoo called it “a deliberate criminal act which jeopardizes the safety of the bird” and said it’s under investigation by the New York Police Department. No suspects have yet been identified.

    Zoo officials have been watching the bird closely since his escape, as he spends his days in Central Park.

    Watchers “have seen a rapid improvement in his flight skills and ability to confidently maneuver around the park,” the zoo said on Sunday.

    The zoo said officials are no longer concerned about his ability to hunt and eat.

    As if an owl isn’t a hard wired aerial executioner. He just needs a mate, now.

    I love a happy ending.

  35. PieInTheSky

    The great conexit from public life
    Maybe I should retrain as an equality, diversity and inclusion officer

    https://edwest.substack.com/p/the-great-conexit-from-public-life

    Most people are not that interested in politics, and the apolitical tend to be closer to conservatives than liberals, because conservatism is our factory setting. Conservatives tend to care less about politics (except for a small core of often highly-educated ideologues), which is why they’re far less likely to go on protests, to get their children involved in politics, or to feel that politics brings ‘meaning’ to their lives.

    Progressives, in contrast, are ‘believers’, held together by a set of ideas about the world, and a desire to change it; those ideas are coherent in themselves, even if I think they are false and illogical — and that educated, intelligent people can believe some obviously untrue things.

    A group of passionate believers who comprise 5% of the population will succeed in winning many concessions, but a group of passionate believers who comprise 15 or 20% will get their way on almost everything, unless there is a strong and organised pushback.

    Once those believers become dominant within an institution, conservatives will start to feel uncomfortable and leave, or avoid joining. So although economics plays some role in the changing nature of academia, political-cultural pressure is surely a major factor.

    Academics tend to lean Left because the personality traits most associated with liberalism — novelty-seeking and openness — also direct people towards certain fields. On top of this, academics are relatively poor members of the elite, high in prestige but lower in income, and so naturally favour more redistribution, or want a society that prizes money less and intellectualism more.

    • KSuellington

      The dude is correct, I’ve been saying some similar things for a while. Progressives are small in numbers, even here in SF maybe only 25% could be considered such, and yet they completely rule. In the US as a whole that number is obviously a lot smaller, maybe 10% or so. It’s going to take some serious time and effort to rid ourselves of their truly toxic spread through the culture.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Getting the owl back into captivity isn’t just good for his safety. It’s also good for the ecosystem of Central Park.

    “I’d hate to have” a large, non-native owl “occupying space in Central Park where native owl species might conceivably, eventually be able to establish themselves,” Weidensaul says.

    Anti-immigrant racist claptrap. What a bigot.

    • Michael Malaise

      Would it not help the city rodent problem?

    • slumbrew

      And only about $50k

  37. PieInTheSky

    Crowds of retirees in China have again taken to the streets to protest against cuts to their medical benefits.

    They gathered on Wednesday for a second time in Wuhan, where Covid was first detected, and also in the north-eastern city of Dalian.

    The second round of protests in seven days puts pressure on President Xi Jinping’s administration just weeks before the annual National People’s Congress, which will usher in a new leadership team.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-64658729

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Horrific unimagineable treachery

    A police officer frequently provided Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio with internal information about law enforcement operations in the weeks before other members of his far-right extremist group stormed the U.S. Capitol, according to messages shown Wednesday at the trial of Tarrio and four associates.

    A federal prosecutor showed jurors a string of messages that Metropolitan Police Lt. Shane Lamond and Tarrio privately exchanged in the run-up to a mob’s attack on the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. Lamond, an intelligence officer for the city’s police department, was responsible for monitoring groups like the Proud Boys when they came to Washington for protests.

    Less than three weeks before the Jan. 6 riot, Lamond warned Tarrio that the FBI and U.S. Secret Service were “all spun up” over talk on an Infowars internet show that the Proud Boys planned to dress up as supporters of President Joe Biden on the Democrat’s inauguration day.

    Justice Department prosecutor Conor Mulroe asked a government witness, FBI Special Agent Peter Dubrowski, how common it is for law enforcement to disclose internal information in that fashion.

    “I’ve never heard of it,” Dubrowski said.

    OH

    MY

    GOD!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Bullshit. Police interact all the time with demonstrator groups like that.

  39. Tundra
    • R.J.

      I didn’t do it.

      • slumbrew

        That’s exactly what an arsonist would say.

  40. Rebel Scum

    A racist says racist things.

    Georgia State Sen. Emanuel Jones (D) calls U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas an “Uncle Tom” while opposing a bill to place a statue of Thomas at the capitol:

    “Y’all just don’t get it. And I don’t expect people of non-color to get the sensitivity that we feel.”

    I guess I’m just a chalk demon.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      to get the sensitivity that we feel

      You see, a pimp’s love is very different from that of a square.

    • Michael Malaise

      Bleach Demon is the preferred nomenclature.

  41. R.J.

    Holy crap, how is it Thursday already? Muses R.J., two minutes before the thread dies. Also how do I somehow have the uncanny knack of posting minutes before close? It’s a habit now.

    • Mojeaux

      #metoo I get up and moving around 9a so it’s 10 before I get on here.

      • Michael Malaise

        I am always late because I have shit to do in the morning before I can waste time here.