Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – I’m Your Zero

by | Feb 15, 2023 | Daily Links | 205 comments

New York Times Writers Call Out the Paper’s Anti-Trans Onslaught

On Wednesday morning, a group of almost 200 journalists and writers released an open letter addressed to the New York Times, sharing their “serious concerns about editorial bias in the newspaper’s reporting on transgender, non-binary, and gender nonconforming people” and criticizing how the Times has “follow[ed] the lead of far-right hate groups in presenting gender diversity as a new controversy warranting new, punitive legislation.”

The open letter, whose signees include regular contributors to the Times and prominent writers and journalists like Ed Yong, Lucy Sante, Roxane Gay, and Rebecca Solnit, comes at a time when far-right extremist groups and their analogues in state legislatures are ramping up their attacks on trans young people; just yesterday, South Dakota became the sixth state to ban or restrict gender-affirming care for youth, efforts that one conservative activist recently acknowledged was merely the first step toward their goal of banning transition care altogether.

In recent years and months, the Times has decided to play an outsized role in laundering anti-trans narratives and seeding the discourse with those narratives, publishing tens of thousands of handwringing words on trans youth—reporting that is now approvingly cited and lauded, as the letter writers note, by those who seek to ban and criminalize gender-affirming care.

Some really just amazing delusion here. The NYT coverage of trans issues has been a constant drumbeat of approval and allyship. But they reported just a little bit on the detransition movement even existing, and the left+ has a freakout.


 

Mommy Dearest
Much younger men keep pursuing me online. Many of them seem to have the same startling fantasy.

And as an “older woman” who attracts a lot of attention from younger men on this app, I have found that many of them share the same interest: sex with “mommy.”

I don’t know if these young men want to have sex with their own actual moms. They haven’t said, and I haven’t asked. I sincerely doubt it. But at least half a dozen men, in the few months I’ve been on the app, have asked me whether I’d be interested in playing the role of “mommy.”

(Mommy is the word they use. Or mom. Never mother.)

It’s not like these men acknowledge their mother­-son fantasies from the get-go. The reveal takes a while. First, they explain that they have a desire for a dynamic in which they’re submissive to a female. A conversation might go something like this:

“What is it that you like about older women?”

“I like their maturity, and that they know what they want.”

A beat, and then, from him:

“I want to explore my submissive side.”

Sometimes this is where the story ends, which is to say that sometimes I simply have a fun verbal back-and-forth with a guy who wants to call me “ma’am” and asks what he might do to please me. (I have a long list.) Then we discuss different scenarios and sext with each other until one of us has to get off the app.

Sometimes, though, the topic of having sex “in character” comes up. The young man always initiates this part of the conversation.

“Do you ever role-play?”

“Not really. What do you have in mind?”

“I’ve always wanted to try a mommy-and-son-type thing.”

Another beat, an uncomfortably long one, and then, from me:

“I’m listening. But what does that look like, exactly?”

“I want to fuck you. I want to make you cum. I want you to praise me and boss me around.”

“OK.”

“I want to service you. And to be told I am a good boy.”

“OK. And?”

“I want to be nurtured.”

When a young man first said this to me, I didn’t immediately realize that it probably had something to do with my breasts.

What are most men in their 20s looking to date women their mother’s age looking for? Precisely this. Maybe find someone that wants to sleep with you and not their mother. (Heroic Mulatto blames all the incest porn.)


 

This certainly sounds like the Biden Administration. But it’s Breaking News from CBS, so it’s information that the Biden Administrations wants us to know, so almost surely a lie. But are they telling a lie to cover up a bigger scandal? Are they telling the truth to throw us off the scent?

This shit is so convoluted.


 

Dianne Feinstein Should Resign Now, Not Retire Later

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) said Tuesday that she won’t seek re-election in 2024. CNN reported that Feinstein, 89, shared her decision with her colleagues at the Democratic caucus lunch. The state’s first woman Senator has faced questions in recent years about her mental fitness to serve, most prominently in stories in the New Yorker and the San Francisco Chronicle from 2020 and 2022, respectively. Both stories discussed her reported cognitive decline and the Chronicle story had four Senators and three former staffers (all anonymous) say her memory was “rapidly deteriorating.” She even stepped down as chair of the Judiciary committee in November 2020 after strange behavior during the Amy Coney Barrett hearings.

Back to today’s events: “I am announcing today I will not run for reelection in 2024 but intend to accomplish as much for California as I can through the end of next year when my term ends,” Feinstein, 89, said in a statement. “Even with a divided Congress, we can still pass bills that will improve lives. Each of us was sent here to solve problems. That’s what I’ve done for the last 30 years, and that’s what I plan to do for the next two years.”

We thank her for her decades of service and also want to remind her that she can, in fact, simply retire now.

On today of all days, Feinstein seemed confused about what was happening and when. Her Senate Twitter account shared the retirement news at 1:50pm Eastern. Just before 2:30 p.m., Sen. Majority Leader Chuck Schumer talked about her announcement with reporters and called her a legend—but shortly before 3, she told reporters she didn’t know the statement had even been released.

Christian Hall, national politics reporter for Bloomberg, tweeted that reporters asked Feinstein about her announcement to retire, and she responded, “If I haven’t made that decision, I haven’t released anything.” A Feinstein staffer had to tell the Senator that a statement was released, and she said, “I didn’t know they put it out.”

Almost seems like they learned their lesson about keeping people in office until they literally keel over from the Ruth Bader Ginsburg debacle. A faint glimmer of hope, until the last paragraph snuffs it out:

Anyway, people hadn’t been holding their breath for this announcement, and Democrats declared their candidacy already, including Reps. Katie Porter and Adam Schiff. Rep. Barbara Lee also reportedly plans to run. It’s time for some fresh ideas in the Senate Democratic caucus.

Can anyone but a Gizmodo dipshit think that bugman Schiff or Lee or Porter have anything resembling “fresh” ideas?


 

The Lovely Ladies of Hammer Horror

I’ve always had a liking for B1 (Caroline Munro) and C4 (Valerie Leon)

Leon in Zeta-One, a quickly-shot Barbarella rip-off.

 

Munro as a blood-drenched cutie in Dracula A.D 1972, one of the grooviest vampire movies ever, man.


 

Pretty much the last Smashing Pumpkins song I haven’t burned out on. And the Byzantine grotesques of the video are fantastic. “Feast, my friends! FEAST!”

 

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205 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “transgender, non-binary, and gender nonconforming people”

    Two of those things not like the other.

    • rhywun

      They’re just fucking with us at this point.

      • Bob Boberson

        My ostensibly straight, purple haired cousin-in-law insists on they/them pronouns now. Its about bending people to your will, nothing more.

      • rhywun

        95% of them, yes. When the current craze dies down there will be the same handful of people who pursue this path as before.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        They/Them? So you have multiple personalities? How about I just call you Sybil?

      • Bob Boberson

        The assault on common sense is part of the deal…..

        How many lights do you see?

      • juris imprudent

        I can turn out the lights for you, you know.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      In what sense?

      All 3 are equally fucked in the head.

      • Count Potato

        That’s retarded.

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    I hate baloons and miss Rachael

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Apparently in her youth she attended a very local (to me) church.

  3. Count Potato

    “Heroic Mulatto blames all the incest porn.”

    Isn’t it mostly step siblings, or step father & step daughter?

    • SugarFree

      The stepsister porn is just the gateway drug. Then you move on to harder stuff. Granny farts on cake. Thai ladyboy slurping. Interspecies emetophilia.

      • Old Man With Candy

        I’m still trying to rationalize the “stuck in couch” genre.

      • Fourscore

        I’m in the “stuck on couch” genre. Once I settle in I’m good ’til meal time, unless someone wakes me up…

      • Count Potato

        Which is scarier, HM’s browser history, or that he doesn’t have one?

      • waffles

        I don’t understand why porn is so weird. who is it for? are people really into this shit or is it just the people who make porn are into this shit?

        It really taxes my understanding of efficient markets.

      • SugarFree

        Weird porn mostly makes its own market. And I’m sure there is a niche industry in analyzing searches on pron sites for ideas that are just beginning to become popular.

      • Sensei

        But, but there is the whole imouto genre…

      • Atreides

        Sounds like a research grant in the making.

    • Sean

      I keep looking at my clothes dryer, but no one is ever stuck in it.

      🙁

      • Fourscore

        Check the exhaust pipe…

  4. Count Potato

    “This shit is so convoluted.”

    Everyone involved is a professional liar.

  5. Ted S.

    Winston’s Mom is writing for Slate now?

    • EvilSheldon

      Hey, the poor girl has done way more disgusting things for that kind of money…

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I dunno. Writing for Slate is pretty bad.

  6. Shpip

    In recent years and months, the Times has decided to play an outsized role in laundering anti-trans narratives and seeding the discourse with those narratives

    In other words, they’ve asked the normies what they think and have reported those thoughts.

  7. Count Potato

    Those sound like good Thursday night suggestions.

    • Count Potato

      Who is bottom right with candle?

      • Count Potato

        Yvonne Monlaur in Brides Of Dracula (1960)

  8. waffles

    why is incest roleplay porn so pervasive? Is there really a demand for this type of thing or is it just a vocal minority forces their weird fetish on the rest of the porn users?
    I don’t have the time or constitution to study this so I’ll accept any plausible answer.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Weird isn’t it? Seems to be mostly step *insert relation here* incest though which isn’t quite as bad but still.

    • banginglc1

      My thoughts . . . .people tend to get off to things that are taboo. And in porn, you don’t actually have to do anything wrong.

      It’s the same with trans porn. It’s taboo. But actually sleeping with them is too much for a lot of these people.

      • Not Adahn

        Transporn is a non-porn genre that identifies as porn? Like The Song of Solomon?

    • Ted S.

      What’s your weird fetish that you want to see more of?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Know any good armpit porn sites?

      • Tonio

        Armpit sniffing is quite a common thing in my world.

      • Spudalicious

        Dude.

    • Tonio

      It’s the forbidden fruit effect. That’s also why interracial porn is still big. A Black man having sex with a White woman was the biggest sexual taboo of the old South.

      • Count Potato

        It also for black guys who are attracted to white women, and people into BBC.

      • The Last American Hero

        What does Graham Norton and old episodes of Poirot have to do with porn?

    • Bob Boberson

      It lends quite a bit of credence to the conspiracy theories that it’s a cultural Marxist conspiracy to subvert and destroy the family.

    • SugarFree

      HM and I actually disagree on (quasi)-incest porn.

      I think the stepsister/brother/mom/dad porn is natural product of our age of blended families. Your stepsister is this girl, about your age, in proximity, and there is no incest taboo if you met after the age of six. She is a viable sex partner that lounges around your house in various states of undress. And all of this is before the thrill of taboo kicks in.

      • Not Adahn

        I’d tend to agree with you. To me it’s related to the freeuse genre — you’ve got a constantly available sex partner that you don’t need to go through the effort of finding and impressing.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’d also add that it seems to be the popular porn theme. A bit of the “incest” porn is just labeling in the title and has nothing to do with the video, particularly the amateur and semipro performers.

      • Mojeaux

        “Twincest” was all the rage way back in the beginnings of middle-aged white writing gay male romance. I mean, I assume it went bye-bye, but maybe not.

      • Tundra

        Ew.

      • Endless Mike

        That actually makes it sound a bit wholesome – you know, as kinks go…

  9. one true athena

    The administration just throwing crap at the wall over the balloon is so funny. The sheer incompetence just radiates from everything their little media toadies announce: “there were no other balloons! There were three! we couldn’t possibly shoot it down over land! we’ve shot down three more things we don’t even know what they are over land! we had no idea it was here! we tracked it all the way from china! Trump didn’t know anything! there were three more under Trump!”

    • waffles

      things feel especially stupid and rudderless right now. with gen milley claiming ukraine is going great and npr actually having the temerity to question his statement, it seems like there’s not a lot of confidence in leadership, their plan, etc.

      • rhywun

        npr actually having the temerity to question his statement

        😮

    • Old Man With Candy

      It no longer even takes shiny objects to distract the masses. Although, to be fair, I have not researched the albedo of the rogue balloons.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Let alone the libido of these giant, heaving, bre… er, balloons!

  10. The Late P Brooks

    It’s time for some fresh ideas in the Senate Democratic caucus.

    Stop it. You’tr killing me.

    • Bob Boberson

      Make Rent Control Great Again!

  11. banginglc1

    What are most men in their 20s looking to date women their mother’s age looking for? Precisely this. Maybe find someone that wants to sleep with you and not their mother.

    “I want to sleep with younger men. Why aren’t they mature and normal? I don’t understand why a well put together 22 year old is so hard to find for someone my age?”

    Seriously, is she really this dumb?

    • Animal

      Yes. And she has lots of company.

    • Tonio

      “I want to be nurtured.”

      When a young man first said this to me, I didn’t immediately realize that it probably had something to do with my breasts.

      I have trouble believing that anyone could actually be that clueless.

      • Ted S.

        What if someone asks you to nurture them?

      • Tonio

        Never had that happen.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Everybody gets titillated by a little forbidden fruit, right?

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      Nope. Still hate avocado’s.

      • juris imprudent

        Spice it up, with some cilantro.

  13. Timeloose

    “And as an “older woman” who attracts a lot of attention from younger men on this app, I have found that many of them share the same interest: sex with “mommy.”

    You need to use different bait lady, whatever you are using seems to attract only the young-ins. Change your taste in men.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QML71sBu1E

  14. Tundra

    A small sample of the women of Hammer films….

    Whoa. Who are A3 and B4?

    Pretty much the last Smashing Pumpkins song I haven’t burned out on. And the Byzantine grotesques of the video are fantastic. “Feast, my friends! FEAST!”

    I can still listen to most of Siamese Dream. But yeah, Zero is amazing.

    • Timeloose

      I can still listen to most of it. Anything from Gish always. Drown is still my favorite song by them.

      • rhywun

        “Mayonaise” never gets tired.

        But for some reason the song I always want to hear is “The Everlasting Gaze” which I still think of as fresh even if the album is 23 years old and I’ve never listened to any of it besides that song.

    • SugarFree

      Pretty sure A3 is Victoria Verti, who was a Playmate under the name Angela Dorian for September 1967.

      The image is from When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth (1970)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Vetri

      • Tundra

        Good lord. Only a year older than my mom!

        Thanks, SF!

    • SugarFree

      B4 is tough. I think it is Marsha Hunt from Dracula A.D. 1972, but it isn’t a shot from the set (she has a very large afro in the movie.)

      Fun Fact: “Brown Sugar” was written about her.

      Brown sugar, how come you taste so good, now?

  15. Mojeaux

    See: The Boys, season 1, wherein Homelander likes to suckle (or pretend to suckle, can’t remember which) from his boss’s breasts. The boss has a baby that Homelander is viciously jealous of, but that’s also why he can suckle.

    Of course, Homelander didn’t have a mom, so…

    • Bob Boberson

      Season 2 is where they lost me….a few episodes of purple lightning nazi Trump proxy and I tapped out.

      • Mojeaux

        Middle of season 3 for me. It just got too gory/disgusting for my taste. I never thought I was squeamish until then.

      • Bob Boberson

        It’s a shame because I loved Season 1. I thought about trying to pick it back up but these shows so rarely rally as they go on

      • Mojeaux

        Same.

        However, I got Netflix to devour Cobra Kai and ditched it S3E2 because it just got stupid. Daniel. Johnny. Sit the fuck down and talk it the fuck out and be grown-ass men. I couldn’t see that coming up anytime soon, so I bailed.

      • Michael Malaise

        Once they began to focus on the kids having ridiculous fights in suburban homes, it had jumped the shark.

        Still entertaining, but not as endearing.

      • Endless Mike

        Have you seen “Invincible” on Amazon? Animated, but excellent “real” superhero series

    • Tonio

      ANR (Adult Nursing Relationships) are a thing. Apparently non-pregnant / non-nursing women can be “induced” to lactate via stimulation.

      • Mojeaux

        Some can. I couldn’t even lactate for my actual babies (but that runs in the family).

    • Mojeaux

      *currently reading about invasive cardiac interventions*

      Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      “random drunken assholes” are smarter

    • Bob Boberson

      Let me guess….originated in a UNICEF clinic giving out free Covid vaccinations?

    • Fourscore

      Can I print out a form for an application for a grant? Save some time.

    • Grosspatzer

      organ failure and bleeding from multiple orifices

      Brought to you by GlaxoSMITHKline research.

  16. DEG

    What are most men in their 20s looking to date women their mother’s age looking for? Precisely this. Maybe find someone that wants to sleep with you and not their mother.

    When I was in my 20s and hooking up/dating older women, none of this entered into my mind.

    • Bob Boberson

      I never hooked up (or tried) with women much older than myself. I always figured any woman interested in a man ten years her junior was probably high up on the hot/crazy matrix.

      I remember being in my early 20s getting chatted and groped by a hot, blonde 40 something in a bar. As she walked away from the three $9 cosmos I’d paid for I remember thinking “as fun as that might be for a few hours there is no way she’s not a total fucking basket case.”

      • Animal

        The summer I was eighteen I spent some interesting times with a woman that was twice my age; she was thirty-six, and (this is where it gets weird) she had a daughter who was four years younger than me. I will say, though, that I learned more that summer than I would have in five years with girls my own age – maybe ten years.

        The whole thing kind of fizzled out after a while. But the group of sarcastic assholes I called my friends had some fun with it, when they would start loudly singing Mrs. Robinson whenever I showed up someplace.

      • Animal

        Also, it just occurred to me, she’d be almost eighty years old now. Yipes.

      • Tonio

        Counterpoint: Sometimes the older women just want some hard young cock, and not a relationship.

      • DEG

        Yes.

        I don’t think that is a counterpoint. Sometimes they go hand in hand.

      • DEG

        I always figured any woman interested in a man ten years her junior was probably high up on the hot/crazy matrix.

        Yes.

        But I was young, dumb, and full of cum back them.

        Now I’m just dumb and full of cum.

  17. DEG

    Lying liars, NH edition

    During a testy exchange with radio host Jack Heath on Wednesday, New Hampshire Governor — and possible 2024 presidential candidate – Chris Sununu claimed he never issued any stay-at-home orders during the COVID-19 crisis.

    In reality, the governor’s website shows he issued multiple stay-at-home orders in the first months of the pandemic, a fact that was well publicized at the time.

    NH Journal is a GOP Establishment newsrag.

  18. DEG
  19. DEG

    NH GOP Vice Chair Terrell sees bright future for GOP

    Perhaps it is because he is new to the job, or perhaps it’s just his natural optimism, but Republican state party Vice Chairman Ryan Terrell sees a bright future for the New Hampshire GOP.

    It is a different view from the dour outlook heard from many in the state party, still stinging from the GOP’s unexpectedly poor performance in the 2022 midterms. With weak incumbents like Sen. Maggie Hassan and an unpopular Democrat in the White House, Republicans still found a way to lose.

  20. DEG

    A small sample of the women of Hammer films….

    Yum.

  21. Q Continuum

    “it’s information that the Biden Administrations Cathedral wants us to know”

    FIFY. Biden no more controls the media than he controls the Permanent Bureaucracy. It makes perfect sense if the DNC/Cathedral wants to defenestrate Biden (which I’ve suspected since the drip, drip, drip of classified docs); there’s still the Kamala problem but deal with one issue at a time.

  22. Atreides

    I’m not around often, so I hope the Glibs haven’t already feasted on this delicious chunk of Vox, in which our heroine discovers that “healthy at any size” may not be entirely true.

    Obesity in the age of Ozempic

    On a beach in San Sebastian, Spain, Aditi Juneja strutted around in the beige sand wearing a red bikini top with colorful bottoms, her mop of curly hair blowing in the breeze. A close friend and travel companion trailed behind snapping photos.

    In the years before the Spain trip, Juneja, 32, a lawyer, had put on 50 pounds. She called it the “Fascist 50” — much of it gained during the Trump presidency, when her work dealt with the era’s democracy abuses.

    [Citation desperately needed]

    Diagnosed with clinical obesity, she had come to embrace her larger body size. She’d been steeping herself in literature on fat acceptance and learning about the “Health at Every Size” movement, which seeks to demedicalize obesity and promote an understanding that body size is not necessarily correlated with health. On that beach day, she remembers wanting to document how far she’d come, “to celebrate this beautiful body.”

    • Bob Boberson

      The God’s of the copybook headings are gaining on her.

      • Atreides

        You got that right.

        As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man…

    • Count Potato

      “But there’s another tension that’s emerged in the GLP-1 story: The medicines have become a lightning rod in an obesity conversation that is increasingly binary — swinging between fat acceptance and fatphobia.

      “It feels like you have to be like, ‘I love being fat, this is my fat body,’ or, ‘Fat people are evil,’” Juneja told me.”

      Politics polarizes everything into two positions — both of them wrong.

      • Atreides

        “Fat people are evil.”

        Baron Vladimir Harkonnen could not be reached for comment.

      • rhywun

        Fat is non-binary now? Stop the world, I want off.

      • Atreides

        Either you are offering Lizzo a whole cheescake, or you want to herd all fat people into camps.

    • Count Potato

      ““You can be healthy at every size,” Juneja summed up. But “I was not healthy at the size that I was.””

    • Tundra

      Welcome back, Atreides, but I couldn’t finish.

      Good God that is awful writing.

      These healthy at any size retards are killing a lot of people. Of course, that’s probably a positive to them.

      Ugh.

      • kinnath

        it’s not a left-right spectrum. There are studies that show fat-and-active is better than skinny-and-sedentary. Cleary skinny and active is miles better than fat and sedentary. But the skinny dude at the bar putting down beers and smoking all night is not automatically healthier than the fat girl in too-tight pants walking through the park.

      • Bob Boberson

        True but the danger lies in the not so subtle message that:

        Self acceptance > self improvement

        This siren song destroys the fat and skinny alike

      • Mojeaux

        There are a lot of people who cannot hold two concepts in their heads at the same time as being complementary. Self-acceptance can coexist with self-improvement. Evolution can coexist with creation.

      • Bob Boberson

        This is not how the Body Positivity activists present it however. Acknowledging that being obese is less than ideal heath wise and recognizing that many (not all) people in said condition have agency to change their situation is what they are fighting against. Doing so requires one to take some personal accountably which is anathema to their worldview.

      • Tundra

        Did I say that?

        Carrying a little extra weight is one thing. Developing T2 diabeetus (preventable) is another. That will kill someone.

        And skinny people fall under the healthy at any size nonsense, too.

        Healthy is a combo platter of body comp, diet and activity. With some genetics thrown in.

      • R.J.

        “… fat girl in too-tight pants walking through the park.”

        Go on…

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “Fascist 50”. Isn’t she precious.

    • Aloysious

      You have mined some spicey dErP. Congrats.

    • Tonio

      “Aditi Juneja strutted around in the beige sand wearing a red bikini top with colorful bottoms, her mop of curly hair blowing in the breeze.”

      Tres Cool disappointed there are not pictures.

      • R.J.

        Pictures or it didn’t happen.
        Who reads a giant wall of text?

      • Count Potato

        I’m guessing there are pictures?

        “A close friend and travel companion trailed behind snapping photos.”

    • Michael Malaise

      “the era’s democracy abuses.”

      But we aren’t about to list them out here.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        It’s holy scripture. Almost no one remembers the actual words, only that they have power against the Bad Orange Man of legend.

    • creech

      Seems kind of disrespectful to transwomen who can’t make babies or bleed?

  23. Evan from Evansville

    *Narrows gaze*

    Seems like in the morning links, a man pissing in public was…”OK to Evansville.”

    It was in Evanston, Illinois. EvansTON. I cannot abide by this. I have urinated in public frequently. My father taught me the Piss-and-Walk. I’m good at it. I’ve pissed in bottles while driving. I’ve jerked off while driving. (Gotta do something.)

    I cannot see how you can conflate the two. I befouled one of them, and I think I only competed gymnastically in the other. (No euphemism.)

    Y’all. I’m lookin’ right atcha.

    *Gaze narrows further*

    • R.J.

      Have you spun and done the sprinkler though?

      • Evan from Evansville

        …I’ve pissed in public sinks before.

        I was careful and was never caught. Dad taught me well.

  24. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Sitting in the hotel room today I discovered that Jim Bakker is still on tv.

    • Tundra

      You made it to FL?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I did. Nobody else.

      • Tundra

        Ugh. Sorry, Scruff.

        Or congrats!

        You choose.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It would have been better if they had made it but maybe next time.

    • Count Potato

      I thought he was dead.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        I thought Adam Schiff had assumed his soul.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        He’s surrounded himself with Tammy Faye clones. It’s bizarre.

  25. Not Adahn

    I mentioned some days back that I discovered that By the Sword, a movie that I remembered liking starring F. Murray Abraham, Julia Robert’s brother and the Chick from Timecop, which never was released on anything more modern than VHS was on tubi.

    So I checked it out.

    It’s a VHS rip.

    Like UCS surmised, it’s only got 480 pixels so it’s in the very center of my 4k TV, with the moire effects and jagged rastering that is most apparent when the camera moves quickly.

    I’m still enjoying it though. Julia Robert’s brother is at his prime asshole stage (I actually haveBest of the Best on DVD).

    • Count Potato

      He was prime asshole in Star 80.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      If you want to see Eric Roberts in something very good, and for which he was nominated for an Oscar in (best supporting) try Runaway Train:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omFZiF0nl6k

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        I spent some time once with the screen writer, Edward Bunker. He knew what he was talking about, as he had spent most of his life behind bars. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bunker

        Most people know him as Mr. Blue.

  26. Raven Nation

    That Adam Schiff has not been dispatched to an outer darkness of shame and embarrassment says all that needs to be said about the decay of American society – let alone that he has enough cache to even be considered a senatorial candidate.

    • Bob Boberson

      Forget it man, it’s California. I’m just shocked that PA beat them to electing a vegetable to Congress.

      • creech

        Yeah, but it wasn’t clear he was a vegetable until the debate, and by then, about 700,000 early votes had already been cast, which reputedly went Democrat by about 3 to 1. Just shows to go you how bad the GOP candidates were.

      • Bob Boberson

        I didn’t set up my joke correctly, let me try again:

        “For a state known for their fruits, nuts and organic produce, it’s a shame they allowed PA to be the first state to elect a vegetable to Congress”

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I think CA still beat PA to it. Feinstein has been a vegetable for a while now.

      • Bob Boberson

        I was thinking more along the lines of a fungus.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Strom Thurmond beat them all.

    • Michael Malaise

      Narrator: It’s always been like this.

  27. The Hyperbole

    Smashing Pumpkin songs start out great but halfway through I lose interest and change the station. I can’t say why exactly, maybe it’s the droning vocals or that they are too riff/hook heavy.

  28. Michael Malaise

    Hammer Films always won Breast Picture.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      Before the went tits up at least.

      • Sensei

        You gonna keep milking this?

      • Tundra

        Udderly unacceptable.

      • Gender Traitor

        But you’ll always have the mammaries.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      And a big FU to the replies that tried to make this a political act.

      • Tundra

        A given in 2023.

        I’m always curious how guys who fly helicopters can fit their balls into such a confined space.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Oh damn

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      That would be massive mechanical failure.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Or a balloon sneak attack. It’s 50/50.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        This is what the internet is for

  29. Tundra

    I admit I don’t know much about Harry Potter beyond the fact that the trans community hates the chick who wrote it, but my only opinion on this story is pretty girls, please don’t get pop culture tattoos.

    Actually, I would say any tattoos, but whatever.

    • Tundra

      Also, I wonder what setting up a tat removal business would cost. Anyone?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Tat in haste, repent at leisure?

      • Tundra

        A friend of mine had all hers removed. BIG money.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Depends on your skin tone.

        There’s reason why those guys only use soulless gingers in their ads.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        WE ARE NOT SOULESS! IT IS JUST HARD TOO SEE WHEN IT’S THIS PALE!!!!

      • Tundra

        Of course. If you had them removed young, maybe it would minimize it, but who the hell knows.

        I mean, the scarring was actually less ugly than the tats.

        And I’ll bet the tech continues to improve, just like everything not covered by “insurance.”

      • Mojeaux

        Sometimes I want to get mine removed. It was a trophy for an accomplishment that I then didn’t deserve anymore. (I got it for losing a lot of weight, but I gained some back, so I don’t deserve to keep the trophy.)

      • Tundra

        I still like the one I have, but I’m not sure I would do it again. Too old to give a fuck one way or the other!

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        When I was diagnosed I though about getting the names of the lions that guard the NYC public library, Patience and Fortitude, on my forearms, but then Covidiciy hit and I put it on the back burner.

      • Tundra

        Good decision.

    • rhywun

      The regret rate for gender affirming surgeries is less than 1 percent (lower than most other forms of surgeries btw).

      Yeah, OK.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Look at this number I pulled out of my ass. LOOK AT IT.

      • Mojeaux

        LOL

      • Michael Malaise

        For most, not enough time has elapsed to truly measure such a thing.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        For the sake of argument, let’s say the regret sets in 3 years down the road. When the denominator is growing quickly you can get a low percentage because the numerator hasn’t had time to catch up.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Or what Mr. Malaise said.

  30. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Glibertarians dot com slash humpdayzoom

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Sorry – geez!

      Aytch tee tee pee ess colon slash slash double you double you double you dot glibertarians dot com slash humpdayzoom

      • R.J.

        Heh heh.

      • Swiss Servator

        I didn’t see yours when I posted the updated link.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        I’m teasing you, Swiss

      • Swiss Servator

        At least RJ got it…not me.

      • Swiss Servator

        CPRM and I are on now…. and if that doesn’t have everyone swingin’ on in, nothing will!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Sad and demented, but social…

      Story of my life

      • Tundra

        My wife and I watched it as part of our ’80s retrospective.

        It’s still really good.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Major part of my high school years, film wise.

    • Sensei

      Also interesting for the careers it launched and those that flamed out.

    • R.J.

      Sir, must I remind you that it is black history month, and those kids are bleach white.

      I recommend an excellent film made by professional black thespians.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6bxOc–RLtA

      Blackenstein.

      • Michael Malaise

        I’ve gotten into Quentin Tarantino and Roger Avary’s podcast The Video Archives — it’s where they go back though the Video Archives (the video rental shop they both worked at) archives to re-screen and discuss old VHS movies (and yes, they watch the VHS.) They discuss usually 3 films (often obscure) and the bring in Roger’s daughter Gala for her point-of-view, which is fun.

        They do blaxploitation films in addition to revenge-o-matics and other lost gems like American Nitro (documentary about funny cars). It’s really fun to hear people talk passionately about something they really love.

    • Michael Malaise

      He has this weird machismo habit that surfaces from time to time. It would’ve been more offensive had he addressed the Governor as boy, but they way he says it in the clip is more of an old man thing.

      • Michael Malaise

        But on second thought, whenever he speaks of black man in his midst like this, he tends to describe them in terms of sports or their physical appearance. So, yes Racist Grandpa it is.