133 Comments

  1. Nephilium

    I refuse to call Eskimo Callboy by any other name!

  2. Pat

    That never-ending show parodying the ‘90s sitcom Seinfeld using machine-generated content, Nothing, Forever, is back on Twitch after being temporarily pulled offline in early February for generating some transphobic jokes.

    🙄️

    • B.P.

      Someone taught the computer to be naughty.

    • rhywun

      I’m not going to watch that but I will guess that it’s the sort of mild stuff that would get every nineties show “cancelled” in current year.

  3. Tundra

    Riven!

    I could finish cleaning out my car this weekend, if I’m really aggressive…

    I wasn’t even gonna bring it up again this week, I promise!

    But since you did…

    • Gender Traitor

      I think she should invoke the NAP.

      • Tres Cool

        Don Imus hardest hit.

      • B.P.

        Obscure reference, that.

      • Pat

        And right off the top of his head, too!

    • Riven

      I …got started… last weekend. I grabbed the most important stuff out of it–dash ornaments and CDs. Also aired up the tires since they were low.

      ._. MAYBE I’ll do the rest this weekend.

      • Pat

        I grabbed the most important stuff out of it–dash ornaments and CDs

        This car wouldn’t happen to be a DeLorean, would it?

      • Tres Cool

        Plymouth Reliant K

      • Riven

        Lololol, nah. It’s a Taurus. Half my cars have been Tauruses.

      • R C Dean

        Front half? Back half?

      • Tundra

        Hula girl and Limp Bizkit?

  4. Pat

    According to IGN’s calculations, the multiversal hit is now the most-awarded film ever with 158 accolades to date from major critics organizations and awards bodies.

    Without knowing a single other fact about it, I suspect it is abysmal for that reason alone.

    • Nephilium

      The girlfriend and I watched it. Both of us thought it was overhyped, not as “groundbreaking” as the media claimed, too long, and mediocre.

      We’re monsters.

      • SDF-7

        I haven’t made it more than 15 minutes in yet.

    • rhywun

      I never heard of it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • Michael Malaise

      It’s my favorite movie of the year. I think it’s fantastic.

      • Pat

        I, like rhywun, had never even heard of it, but critical acclaim has become a reliable inverse indicator of film quality in my general experience.

      • Michael Malaise

        The Banshees of Inisherin is good, too. It’s Martin McDonaugh, who did In Bruges.

        Sometimes the critics get it right.

      • Michael Malaise

        Triangle of Sadness was cynical and bleh.
        Tár is worth seeing for Blanchett’s performance and the cancel culture scenes.
        Marcell the Shell with Shoes On is very cute.
        The Fablemans is standard Oscar fare. It’s not one of Spielberg’s best despite the acclaim.

        I have not seen Avatar 2 but was not a big fan of the first one.
        Top Gun: Maverick was good but not as good as the first one.

        I didn’t bother with Women Talking

      • Pat

        I didn’t bother with Women Talking

        Obligatory

    • Not Adahn

      It is good, but derivative. People who have never seen Kung Fu Hustle or the like are amazed by it.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      The Drinker liked it. I haven’t watched it though, so can’t comment further.

      • The Last American Hero

        RLM liked it as well.

  5. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Everything Everywhere All at Once”
    Sucked.
    But then again, so did Return of the King.

    • SDF-7

      :::scours shire::::

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Sours Shire, am I right!

    • Riven

      We’ll have to agree to disagree; Mr. Riven and I loved it.

      • Michael Malaise

        It’s a movie about families dressed up as a fantastical multiverse adventure. I’ve seen it four times.

      • Riven

        I’m right there with you. Three or four times in the last six months, probably

  6. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    When I was in Moscow in the 90s plenty of people were placing flowers at Stalin’s grave in the Kremlin wall. Lenin had the most flowers because he had his own mausoleum, but of those buried in the wall only Gagarin had more. And then there were the daily protesters with megaphones and large portraits of Stalin.

    As for the quotes in that article, I bet a lot of progs these days would agree with him.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      When the US finally collapses, there will be mourners for Clinton, Obama, Trump, Bush, Biden, etc…

      Hell, people revere McCain.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Not Bush or Trump.

        The Mourners are only allowed to wear blue.

    • SDF-7

      Number 5 will not shock you!

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Number 6 was pretty good too.

  7. rhywun

    Amazon, which recently acquired MGM

    Another answer to “why does Hollywood suck now”.

  8. DEG

    Stalin, who followed in Vladmir Lenin’s bloody footsteps, suffered a stroke and died at his Kuntsevo Daach on March 5, 1953. He was 74.

    Only the good die young.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Trotsky was fairly young. Helluva guy.

      • Sensei

        Way to pick ’em!

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        That was ice cold.

      • Pat

        Trotsky can handle the criticism. It just goes in one ear and out the other.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        He did have some rather pointed views on Stalin.

      • DEG

        I looked it up. He was 61 or so when he received his free brain surgery. That is a bit younger than I thought he was.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Can’t spell Kuntsevo without the Kunt.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      Best movie of that year.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Following the science is hard

    Neighbors and city officials in Bastrop County are concerned about the Boring Company’s request to dump more than 100,000 gallons of treated wastewater into their drinking-water supply, and this month they will get a chance to hear from Elon Musk’s company and the state commission responsible for granting the permit to dump.

    ——-

    In July, Gapped Bass LLC, an entity affiliated with the Boring Co., submitted a permit application with the TCEQ to dump 142,500 gallons of treated wastewater directly into the Colorado River below Lady Bird Lake. The water treatment facility on the company’s property would serve a “tunnel boring equipment manufacturing and testing facility with on-site residences,” according to a notice from TCEQ.

    The company is also requesting the ability to discharge the wastewater onto its own 63 acres of land that cannot be accessed by the public.

    The area of the lake where this treated wastewater would go directly into is known as Segment No. 1428. The TCEQ says the area is designated for “primary contact recreation, public water supply, and exceptional aquatic life use.”

    By law, an antidegradation review was performed on the area of the lake that would receive the water. The review found the existing water quality uses would not be impaired by the dumping. The executive director of TCEQ “has made a preliminary decision that this permit, if issued, meets all statutory and regulatory requirements,” according to a TCEQ notice.

    Even with the assurances from the TCEQ, Ambrose is still concerned about the dumping in his community. He has more questions for both the company and the commission during the public meeting.

    Maybe they could truck that water to California.

    • Tres Cool

      Is ‘Gapped Bass’ the fish version of goatse ?

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Fishing for Brown Bass?

      • Tres Cool

        Still pink on the inside.

      • Spudalicious

        Corn eye, speckle back, boneless brown trout.

    • R C Dean

      100,000 gallons a year? An hour? It kinda matters.

      “Drinking water supply” is a tad tendentious. I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt that they take their water from downstream,(although I would expect to come from the reservoir upstream), but I strongly suspect they treat it before it goes into the pipes.

  10. Pat

    Mississippi man sentenced to 42 months for burning cross

    March 10 (UPI) — A Mississippi man has been sentenced to more than three years in prison for trying to intimidate his Black neighbors to move from their home by burning a wooden cross on his yard.

    U.S. District Judge Halil Ozerden sentenced Alex Charles Cox, 24, of Gulfport, Miss., to 42 months in prison, three years of supervised release and restitution of $7,810 on Thursday. Cox had pleaded guilty in early December to violating the Fair Housing Act.

    He was charged by a grand jury in September with one count of criminal interference with the right to fair housing and one count of using fire to commit a federal felony.

    Prosecutors said following a dispute with his Black neighbors on Dec. 3, 2020, Cox wedged two pieces of wood together, doused them with oil and set it ablaze on his yard.

    The indictment states that Cox also hurled “threatening and racially derogatory” remarks toward his neighbors during the incident.

    I know, I know, not the hill to die on it, but seriously, what in the fuck?

    • rhywun

      That’s pretty outrageous. But expected in current year.

    • R.J.

      Yeah. Such a hard one. That is clearly a batshit crazy person who was a step away from murdering someone. I think the prosecutor tried hard to find some charge to stick.

      • R.J.

        That said, 42 months is excessive.

    • Not Adahn

      I read somewhere that the neighbors killed his dog.

  11. Aloysious

    Electric Callboy – PUMP IT

    (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

  12. Nephilium

    It’s Friday, and the girlfriend and I are heading out to appropriate some culture by going to a Fish Fry (neither of us are practicing Catholics), and (I hope) to catch a band playing at a local bar. So I give you the unmoderated, open Zoom/Happy Hour/Gossip center for you lot.

    • Drake

      Sounds like fun

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      It’s tiki night!

  13. Pat

    Asteroid has slim chance of collision course with Earth in 2046

    March 10 (UPI) — An asteroid about the size of an Olympic swimming pool has a “very small chance” of smashing into Earth when the giant space rock streaks through the solar system in 23 years.

    Scientists expect the giant rock to hurtle into Earth’s path on Feb. 14, 2046, in what will most likely be a close encounter rather than a direct impact.

    SMOD be my Valentine <3

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      Yeah, I will be 75, so, not too worried.

      • Shirley Knott

        I’ll be just shy of 95, so I’ll be praying for it.

    • R.J.

      *Starts betting board

    • R C Dean

      *counts on fingers and toes, unzips, still can’t quite get to 23*

      I’ll be around 83. In the unlikely event I make it that long.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        You’re not trying hard enough. Fingers and toes makes 20, meat and two veg makes 23.

    • creech

      Won’t matter as we will all be dead from climate warming by then. Or WWIII or the regime of President Harris and V.P Chelsea Clinton.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    No shit, Shirley?

    Over the past 18 months, inflation has dominated our understanding of the pandemic economy. Americans have endured the highest yearly price increases in four decades, from soup to nuts — literally. Even now, as experts and forecasters worry that the economy might dip into recession, observers also remain dismayed about the relative stickiness of inflation. Through it all, we’ve heard an almost mantra-like refrain from the Federal Reserve: We’re still not close to 2 percent inflation.

    It might seem odd, then, that this ostensibly carefully crafted rule of monetary policy, the goal of arguably the most powerful technocrats in the world, is sort of … arbitrary. In fact, there’s little empirical evidence to suggest that a long-run inflation target of 2 percent is the platonic ideal for balancing the Fed’s “dual mandate” of price stability and maximum employment. So as the Fed continues to raise interest rates with the stated goal of bringing us back down to 2 percent inflation, it’s worth reexamining this long-held “rule of economics.” Despite its widespread acceptance, there’s a strong case that we should understand it as a product of history — and relegate it to the dustbin accordingly.

    “The idea that inflation should be relatively low and relatively stable is certainly a reasonable position to have,” said Jonathan Kirshner, a professor of political science at Boston College who studies the politics of inflation. “But there’s nothing magic or special about 2 percent.”

    They couldn’t get inflation UP to 2%, why would anybody think they can get it DOWN to 2%?

    • Pat

      Why do I get the feeling this is a set up for “Ackchyually, high inflation is good!”

      And by the time we got to 2008, the 2 percent inflation target may have left us ill-prepared for the Great Recession. That’s according to some economists, including Ball, who have argued that a higher inflation target would have lessened the severity of the crisis.

      Yep, there it is.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      At least the title is correct.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Now I have Russ Roberts’ voice in my head saying “The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design.”

    • R C Dean

      “the economy might dip into recession”

      One Narrative to rule them all, one Narrative to bind them . . . .

  15. Pat

    The rise of hyper-tokenism

    Almost half the British public believes that ethnic minorities are overrepresented on television, according to a recent YouGov survey. Apparently, 45 per cent of Brits said the broadcast media did not accurately reflect the make-up of society, with ethnic minorities more represented on TV than in the population.

    This comes as no surprise to those of us who have been paying attention to the woke revolution that began in 2016 (Joanna Williams, in How Woke Won, cites that year as its beginning; Andrew Doyle, in The New Puritans, pins it at 2015). It was around that time that the overrepresentation of ethnic minorities – what we might call hyper-tokenism – started to become obvious in TV adverts, as I noted on spiked in 2017.

    By 2019, 37 per cent of UK TV adverts featured black people, even though only three per cent of the population were black at the time. Since then, hyper-tokenism in TV advertising has become even more pronounced. Most people will have noticed this, though few will have spoken up, for fear of being branded racist.

    We know the motive for hyper-tokenism in advertising. It’s woke capitalism. As Michael Chapman, former vice-chairman of the advertising consultancy, Ogilvy, wrote last week in a letter to The Times: ‘Advertising today is often more concerned with signalling its clients’ virtue than in selling their products.’ Correspondingly, there is the fear among businesses of not being diverse enough, and thus being denounced for being ‘too white’. Hyper-tokenism acts to pre-empt accusations of racism.

    Silly Brits. I’m glad that kind of thing isn’t happening on this side of the pond.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      You mean to tell me that 50% of the population isn’t gay? I mean it might be a low number for the UK, but I doubt it is in the US.

      • creech

        At least. And just as many are in interracial marriages.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        That was my comment too. All with beautiful caramel children.

      • creech

        Give it another hundred years. Then the 15 percent whatevers will be discriminating against those only 8 percent whatevers.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      America isn’t made up of 65% or more inter-racial couples with lovely caramel children running around?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Another…with JFK making an appearance. lol

      • Pat

        I saw a COD one where JFK keeps getting sniped.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thats awesome. The Internet is the Internet again if even only in a moment.

    • robodruid

      Cute. I need to play…

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Yahtzee!

      I LOL’d

  16. The Late P Brooks

    With this in mind, Ball’s research found that had the Fed targeted 4 percent inflation before the Great Recession, overall economic output would have been considerably higher — and unemployment lower — in the years following the start of the Great Recession. Additional research has found that, under certain conditions, pursuing a higher inflation target can actually improve economic stability.

    According to my model, et c.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Print print print!

    • R C Dean

      And an 8% target would have meant even more growth!

      As long as you’re not adjusting your numbers for inflation, of course.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Why do I get the feeling this is a set up for “Ackchyually, high inflation is good!”

    Very good, Pat. You win a cookie.

  18. prolefeed

    Had a not-quite-argument with the spouse. Backstory: I’d submitted eight of my best paintings to an open call from a local art gallery, which had a very lefty business name. The first word of their business name was the very Soviet “People” thing.

    They sent a two sentence rejection letter. Mrs. Prole was … outraged? … when she looked at the artwork that had been accepted, a mixture of talented art and quite a lot of shite. I was sanguine. Whatever.

    Mrs. Prole wanted to know why none of my art got in. I suggested it was possible I had run afoul of the flip side of DEI, Diversity and Equity and Inclusion, where Diversity meant “no cis white males”, and Inclusion meant “exclude anyone who hadn’t strongly signaled that they were a hard-core lefty”.

    Mrs. Prole was upset that I had suggested that people in the art business might not want anyone not of their tribe to get wall space. I suggested that she was giving leftists undeserved credit for being basically good people, despite ample evidence to the contrary about human nature.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Submit the same art under her name. See what happens.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Boom

        JR knows how to divorce

      • creech

        La’kisha Lopez-Muhamed?

    • Pat

      Mrs. Prole was upset that I had suggested that people in the art business might not want anyone not of their tribe to get wall space.

      I mean… really? Leave the DIE shit aside entirely and the art world has always been an incestuous, petty, cliquish subculture. I’d be more surprised to find that a gallery wasn’t gatekeeping their wall space for fellow travelers, whether political, cultural or stylistic.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        ^^THIS.

        A buddy of mine in Calgary (quite a good photographer) couldn’t get space on any of the gallery walls there, so he and several other photogs got together, pooled their resources and created venues to sell and show off their stuff. Worked a treat, and the main gallerys got the message: “Get bent.”

  19. R C Dean

    Main page pic haz a sad. If only there was a way around the auto-cropping.

      • R C Dean

        or not. Apparently, it was a bit.

    • B.P.

      I had noticed that the markets have had a rough go of it the last few days.

  20. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    My dad has 1 week left in his 74 day cruise, and the weather is supposed to get colder, so it feels like one of these kind of nights.

    Choose your fighter

    https://ibb.co/LdJQR1g

    • Ownbestenemy

      I have the green and the brown cups that you have in the back.

    • Sean

      Back left

    • Pat

      Parrot, back right. As if perched on the shoulder of a swashbuckler whispering “more rum” into his ear.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Seems a bit Bideny

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Gimme the pig

    • R C Dean

      The brown one. I like the classics.

    • robodruid

      ……. If i am interpreting that correctly, i am sorry KK.

      • robodruid

        sorry i misread that as years rather than days….. I guess i failed my perception check.

      • robodruid

        sorry i misread that as years rather than days….. I guess i failed my perception check.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Wait – did you think my dad was in prison?

      • robodruid

        I thought 74 year cruise was an euphemism for death.
        Once again, i am sorry for misreading what you said.

    • Gender Traitor

      Are those voodoo dolls in the back?

  21. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    My neighbor Gavin (not Newsom) just stopped by to render his services…

    He rolled me some Js, you prevents!

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Is a roll of the grass something like a roll in the hay? Because it sure sounds like it.

      • Animal

        Greater chance of chiggers.

      • Mojeaux

        I have, in fact, taken a bleach bath for chiggers.

      • R C Dean

        Chigro, please.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Unexpectedly

    [insert anecdotal sob story]

    After balking at the repair prices, Clynes instead sold the car back to Ford last October for $8,000, less than a quarter of what he paid when he bought it used three years earlier.

    “It was crazy,” Clynes said. “It just wore me down.”

    Clynes is hardly the only car owner encountering high auto repair prices. Motor vehicle repair prices have jumped a staggering 23% over the last year, an inflation rate nearly four times higher than overall price increases, government data showed.

    The price hikes stem from a shortage of workers and car parts that has sent costs soaring for auto shops, industry experts said. On top of that, the rise of high-tech cars, equipped with features like rearview cameras and traffic sensors, has added cost to even some routine repairs, they added.

    “It’s a perfect storm because everything is coming together at once,” Tara Topel, the owner of Topel’s Service Center, a car repair shop in Lake Mills, Wisconsin, told ABC News. “The pandemic exacerbated what was already an issue.”

    ——-

    Topel, the repair shop owner, said the company’s prices have gone up as much as 20% over the last year.

    To attract workers amid the shortage, the company has raised hourly pay by $5 per hour over the past two years, which amounts to a 20% increase in the base pay for entry-level technicians, she said.

    Meanwhile, the repair shop faces added costs as it purchases big-ticket items that allow it to fix high-tech cars, she said. The company recently spent $38,000 for a machine that allows for the calibration of advanced driver-assistance systems, a set of technologies that help drivers navigate.

    “More and more new technology comes into our shop,” she said. “It becomes a bigger deal by the month.”

    As repair prices rise, Topel notices customers opting for basic repairs rather than more comprehensive ones, she said, noting that customers and shops alike are trying to weather elevated costs.

    Repair costs skyrocket. Lots of deferred maintenance; let the next guy take care of that.

    And it all came out of nowhere.

    • Tundra

      Fucking change the oil, dude.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Employee got a quote to repair a 2018 Honda windshield with lane control.

      $1395, approximately half of which was recalibrating the computer.

      • Sensei

        Which we all pay for in insurance costs.

        Tesla, to their credit, lets you enter service mode and calibrate it yourself.

        The glass, OTH, is like $1.3k by itself. It’s frickinghuge.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        My wife’s Outback needs a new window. Just over 1k. Normally I would pay out of pocket, but this time I am going threw insurance, so only $250.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      My 2013 RAV4 with minimal automation keeps looking better and better.

      I’m gonna drive it into the ground.

  23. hayeksplosives

    One of the Stalin quotes:

    “The press must grow day in and day out — it is our Party’s sharpest and most powerful weapon.” -speech at The Twelfth Congress of the R.C.P.(B.), April 19, 1923