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  1. Shpip

    “I feel like we’ve done so much,” [Olsen] went on. “Now, we can really have fun; I feel like there’s a lot more humor to be had with her.

    Here’s a clue, lady: we don’t care about the character arc or the humor. Just take your shirt off every once in a while and we’ll be happy.

    • R.J.

      I take that article to mean they can jump canon and just make poop smeared Disney crap.

    • Pat

      I like how entertainment journalists ask these questions of actors, as if they were the ones writing the characters they portray.

      All them eager actors
      Gladly taking credit
      For the lines created
      By the people tucked away from sight
      Is just a window
      From the room we’re bound to
      If you find a way out
      Oh, would you just let me know how?

  2. DEG

    In imposing DST, the government hasn’t changed the sun, stars, nor the revolution of the earth that brings to us what we call daylight.

    Come on, we all know Canute just didn’t decree hard enough.

    • R.J.

      Abolish it. One more government program eliminated.

  3. Grosspatzer

    Standard Time. Daylight Savings Time. Do your worst, doesn’t matter to me. Just keep your grubby hands off my pineapple pizza!

    • R.J.

      How about banana pizza?

    • Pat

      I wonder if I can get a grant to study the effects of DST on abortion and circumcision rates?

  4. Tundra

    Riven!

    I really think the car should be on the market by April.

    Those are strong reasons to make standard time permanent — or at least sleep on it.

    Maybe, but I like sunlight later into the evening. So fuck you, AASM.

    • Riven

      Ah, you’re right. I honestly do have it on my agenda on Saturday, provided I get my lifting done tonight and don’t have to push that to tomorrow morning.

      And I honestly don’t care which side we come down on, time-wise, as long as we stop with the clock changing every 6 months.

      • Pat

        as long as we stop with the clock changing every 6 months.

        We’re down to just 3 months of “standard” time now. March through November is DST. In that sense, DST is already more the “standard” than standard time.

  5. Certified Public Asshat

    Now it’s a matter of paternalism. There is a bill before Congress to end the twice-a-year reordering of the clocks. That’s the good news. The bad news is that this fix would be a predictably government-like response to a problem caused by the government. It would ratify the worse time reckoning by making DST permanent. While it would make people enjoy daylight “later” in the day, it would also require people to wake to colder, darker winter mornings. Have pity for children waiting outside for the school bus then!

    A change is called for, yes, but not DST forever. Standard time should be the standard. The research indicates that moving to permanent DST would not be a mere matter of adjustment for people. Instead, it would apparently perpetuate the unhealthy, unproductive, and anti-family ills of DST year-round.

    On the other hand, as the AASM statement concluded, “A change to permanent standard time is best aligned with human circadian biology and has the potential to produce beneficial effects for public health and safety.”

    This won’t be enough for the insane pro-permanent DST people.

    • rhywun

      I waited for the school bus in the dark already without DST in the winter.

      I lived.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Oh good, you’re ready to fall back and leave it that way.

      • rhywun

        Really, I don’t care much about this issue at all.

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        The issue is we tried this already in 1974… and everyone (enough people) hated it… “history, second time as farce”

        You want to work earlier.. I’m sure most businesses will fit that in these days. This isn’t 1940. I used to go to work at 7:00am to beat the traffic.. they were fine with that, and leaving at 15:00. that was 20 years ago.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Majority hates changing the clocks. Majority hated permanent DST when it was tried. Therefore…

        Democracy sucks is all I can really conclude.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Whatever it takes to get you to that conclusion.

    • grrizzly

      Everybody is awake between 4 and 5 pm in December. Not everyone would suffer from a late sunrise: some people (me) wake up late. Also I spent the first half of my life waking up in the dark throughout winter. Not a big deal.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        It’s not about waking up when it’s dark, it’s that it can stay dark until nearing 9am.

      • grrizzly

        Not where I live. My position is that New England should be on the Atlantic Standard Time all year round. It’s exactly the same as having permanent DST in the Eastern Time zone.
        But even in places where sunrises are late, every single person is awake from 5 to 6 pm.

      • Ted S.

        I work 6-2:30 and would prefer year-round DST.

    • EvilSheldon

      Fuck that sad bullshit. You are not taking an hour of sunlight from my afternoons, when I can actually enjoy it.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Weird, the government stole that hour from you in the first place.

      • Pat

        Ultimately, it was the government that imposed an arbitrary “standard” division of time along oddly-constructed time zone boundaries to begin with. One is no more or less arbitrary and capricious than another.

    • R C Dean

      I have a slight preference for standard time, but I get up early regardless. If they do anything, it will be DST, because for some reason more people want to stay up late and sleep in, then go to bed and get up earlier.

      In this era of WFH and flexible schedules, it seems to me a lot of people could get more daylight after work by shifting their schedule. If the labor force participation rate data is accurate, hardly anyone has a job these days anyhow.

      • rhywun

        I would love to sleep in but I like stopping my day at 5PM even more 🙂

        I will say that if I had to drag my ass into the office by 8AM, well (a) that wouldn’t happen because (b) I would have to get up at least an hour earlier so I might then consider shifting to a later schedule. 🙁

  6. The Late P Brooks

    As if it hasn’t been standard procedure since forever to jack up a title and slide a completely different story under it.

    • R.J.

      “Howdy Doody: The Reckoning”

    • SDF-7

      “Velma”?

      Whatever that idiotic Witcher prequel was supposed to be?

      Hell… even though I enjoyed a good chunk of it (the ending episode was horrid), Wednesday… or “I really want to make Gothic Hogworts! What can I use to do that?”

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Instead, it would apparently perpetuate the unhealthy, unproductive, and anti-family ills of DST year-round.

    Stop it. You’re killing me.

  8. The Other Kevin

    Faces of Death takes me back. When I was in junior high, my mom would take me to the video store and for some inexplicable reason let me get anything I wanted short of stuff from the little room with the curtain. Pretty sure she didn’t know what Faces of Death, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre were about. But that was childhood in the 80’s for ya.

    • B.P.

      I saw it when I was 13 or 14. A few of the clips were pretty unsavory.

      • The Other Kevin

        Yes they were. I didn’t know at the time some of it was fake.

    • Ayn Random Variation

      This seems creepy now but I’m just remembering that an older guy in the neighborhood would invite us teenagers over for beer, and that was where I saw Faces and Scarface.

  9. Animal

    I bought a bottle of good Irish whiskey for today. So I may show up to the Zoom a bit tipsy.

    I’ll try not to Seamus.

    • The Other Kevin

      Don’t paddy yourself on the back too hard for that pun.

    • SDF-7

      Sounds like you want each Zoomer to be paid in Full.

    • R C Dean

      Just don’t start any Troubles.

    • Ayn Random Variation

      There’s no Tulling what you may say.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      As long as no one blows things out of proportion.

    • Swiss Servator

      I have the remnants of a bottle of Tullamore Dew, and I have pre-gamed on Guinness and Magners….I am with ya!

    • Tundra

      What a woman!

      One of the dudes from my old Friday night skate is late 70s. Inspiring as hell!

  10. Mojeaux

    I only don’t care about DST is because I don’t have to get up to go to work anywhere, and since my set working hours are 7p-midnight, it’s dark anyway, save for an hour or two.

  11. Ownbestenemy

    We might venture down to Fremont Street or just buy some whiskey and watch bad Irish accents in Boondock Saints. Choices choices

  12. The Late P Brooks

    I was just outside doing a few of the multitude of tasks I have been putting off. Like a first pass at cleaning up the scraggly dwarf (!) fruit trees out front. After looking at pole saws at places like Lowes and the ranch store for $100 and up, I went to arbor Freight and got one for ~$25. Maybe it won’t last forever, but I’m not a professional arborist.

    I don’t think I did my shoulder any favors hoisting the battery up over the fender of the truck when I put it back in.

    • Mojeaux

      Harbor Freight and Hobby Lobby are my go-to retail therapy spots.

      • Tres Cool

        Harbor Freight totally rocks my fucking nuts off. Hells yeah.

  13. Ayn Random Variation

    If they moved the clocks up at 2PM on Monday instead of on the weekend I would stop torturing my friends with my bitching every year.

  14. Evan from Evansville

    I am as far away from a deadline as possible. And I’ve got every lead I need for the next few editions…? (I think I’m getting better at this.)

    Deadline was really at 2:15, but I then had two interviews, one lasting over an hour. (I need to learn to walk away quicker.) He was keen on telling me about legit election fraud in a certain county in northern, rural Indiana. One person, convicted of felony perjury, lied about that when he filed. Contact told me about at least four others who may have done something similar.

    The guy is a Republican, as are most of the county. So, OK. Bias noted, but interestingly, he asked “Why are the Dems allowing this to happen?” That…is a pretty good angle. Might take some work.

    So now, I’m officially off for the rest of the day. I am not answering anything but an emergency. Tomorrow I’m going to an arts and crafts show to get a pretty easy front page story+art. I now, shall do what I please. And Q just put up some funbags. And, here’s an issue. I’ve been jerking off A LOT recently. Not abusively. But…the urge hits frequently. That might come up.

    It will be after I eat for the first time today, which is now, if the feeling remains.

    • Ted S.

      What if actual news happens?

      • R.J.

        “Not now. ‘Batin’.”

      • Evan from Evansville

        Most legit news so far was a superintendent resigning after a DUI or some such. This might be something. I’ll ask my boss about what he thinks, he worked there for 3+ years and knows local history, to see what type of There is there.

        Hrm.

    • R.J.

      You should write about the worst leprechaun movie ever made:

      Leprechaun 4: In Space

      \\https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biZ_dM_Becc

    • R.J.

      Priceless. If that is your handiwork, kudos.

    • Swiss Servator

      OK, that was good. Really good.

    • westernsloper

      HA!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Thanks! Might drop in, not going out tonight

    • Mojeaux

      The days of my Friday zooms are over. I’m making a lot more money than I was so I need to be on top of that shit.

      • R.J.

        I am sad for the Zooms, yet delighted to hear you are making good scratch.

      • Grosspatzer

        Miss you, but hope you keep rolloing in the dough.

      • db

        Saturdays, then?

    • Swiss Servator

      HA! I will swill some Tullamore Dew and be comic relief…until I pass out early.

  15. slumbrew

    I have a half-forgotten, half-10-pack of Guinness in the basement. It’s not the freshest-tasting Guinness I’ve had, but not bad for maybe 4 years old?

    Also, as mentioned last night, this is really fantastic for $25:

    https://www.hinchdistillery.com/whiskey/5-year-old-double-wood

    (should be $40 or so, but they’re new to the states)

    • Bob Boberson

      Bottles or cans?

      • slumbrew

        Cans, so a bit hardier

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That was actually pretty funny.

      • rhywun

        Agreed.

        OTOH he should be subjected to the same treatment as anyone else. Cancel 46!

      • Tundra

        Yep. I’ll give him credit for that one.

      • EvilSheldon

        Stopped clock. It can happen.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I thought you were only allowed to make jokes about white people.

  16. hayeksplosives

    Well, rats.

    The hotel internet isn’t working. No zoomies for me tonight.

  17. KSuellington

    Happy St Patrick’s to all. We had a darn good one so far. Took the day off and hit the mountain to ski with the wife and kidlets. It’s always a challenge skiing with kids, but we had some good runs and kids are improving. The seven year old had a meltdown on the last run but did really well overall. Bluebird day with tons of snow. Got the sauna turned up and just waiting for it to hit 120 degrees. Pork tenderloin for dinner is going to get massacred.

    • Tundra

      Nice! Where did you go?

      • KSuellington

        Squaw Valley (now called Palisades). It’s my favorite resort here as it’s so big and there are endless challenges there as well as having plenty of blue groomers for the kiddos. If I could ski fifty days a year I would absolutely do so, typically I can get in 5-10 days. So nice being in the mountains on a pair of skis looking down something steep.

      • Ted S.

        OK, groomer.

      • KSuellington

        Do you ski out there in the Rockies?

      • Tundra

        I hate the traffic, so the last time I went out was Big Sky! 🙂

        My son is out all the time. Steamboat has gotten a ton of snow. He was at Winter Park the other day and it looked epic. Daughter said A-Basin was still awesome.

      • KSuellington

        Heheh Ted.

        Colorado is ski heaven, I really have to get out there. We went to Big Sky during the plague summer, what a fantastic (but ultra high dollar) area. So many great hikes there.

        BH, I assume that was mostly at Taos? That place sounds epic, I’d also love to get out there one day.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      My old ski-buddy* and I used to have a last-run challenge: First to turn has to buy the beer. I usually lost.

      *RIP Tad

  18. Tundra

    By the way, thanks to Compelled Speechless, DEG and Rhywun for recommending The Lives of Others. I watched it last night and it was insanely good.

    I’ve been thinking about it all day. Appreciate it, boys!

  19. westernsloper

    Fuck DST. Once I am almost not driving to work in the dark, I again have to drive to work in the dark. End it.

  20. R.J.

    Dangit. Tornado north of Panama City Beach. Wife is freaking so I am in the center room of the pre-fab beach home. Would rather be back on Zoom.

    • R C Dean

      Eh, just get a big enough life insurance policy so you’re worth more dead than alive, and she’ll quit bugging you about stuff like that.