Friday Morning Links

by | Mar 3, 2023 | Daily Links | 455 comments

Hooray!

The Bruins are the fastest ever to 100 points. College basketball is about to enter the fun part of the season. And its a huge weekend in the EPL. Oh, and the F1 season starts this weekend. What a great time to be a sports fan.

What a sick fuck. Oh, he’s a Democrat, by the way. I guess that bit of information would have put the story over some sort of character limit and its omission is merely a coincidence.

I bet she’s just itching to get back to work. It’s a shame she couldn’t have been in DC and checked on The Lump while she was there. Independent confirmation that he’s actually alive would be pretty cool.

Hooray!

Let’s see if this group of bad people can do a good thing for a change. Just one. That’s all we ask.

I’m sure this is all just a big coincidence. And it couldn’t possibly have anything to do with political favors.

I guess the so-called stutter is back. This time it got confused for him laughing at a couple of deaths. But, and she will remind us constantly, his wife and daughter died in a car wreck (that she caused) and his son died of cancer (even though he said in Iraq before). So that makes it normal for him to laugh at the misfortune of others. Or something.

This fucker sounds crazy. Good thing he wasn’t an engineer.  Also, he killed 7 people. They charged him with 21 counts of first degree murder. Can somebody explain that to me?

More entertaining than the other Burning Man. Unfortunately this one didn’t involve a bunch of celebrities.

Watch this one get done on budget and on schedule. And continue to laugh at the government one never come close to being finished.

GFY, failures.

I don’t care what it’s about, you grifter. It’s an abject failure and the state owes taxpayers better than the city has delivered. So get the fuck out of the way and take your useless union teachers and worthless admins with you.

Here’s a solid jam. That bass goes on forever, but it works. This one gets off to a faster start. And it also works. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely weekend, friends!

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  1. UnCivilServant

    Let’s see if this group of bad people can do a good thing for a change. Just one. That’s all we ask.

    The clock change is conspiring with work to really hit me hard this time around. I figure I should prepare ahead of time and shift my alarm earlier so that I’ll be getting up at what will be the correct time later, but the whole workweek leading up to the change I have training that shifts my work schedule to start at 10am and run later than is sane. Maybe I can use the mornings to write so I have reason not to just sleep in…

    • R.J.

      I tried a similar approach. I wish you luck. I do hope they finally overturn the daylight savings time nonsense. My mind keeps telling me they will screw it up, like making daylight savings time go away for people whose birthdays start on 01/01/2000, or only apply it to approved minority groups, etc…

      • AlexinCT

        Say that again, brah…

      • Pat

        Technically what they’re proposing is making DST permanent. I don’t give a shit either way, just do away with the changeover.

      • Rat on a train

        I would rather stick with the current mess.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        I am with PAT here, just choose, and be done with the whole thing.

      • Sean

        “We’re going to split the difference and move everything by 1/2 hour.”

      • Certified Public Asshat

        If I can’t get my perm standard than this is the only acceptable compromise.

      • juris imprudent

        4 times per year.

        It’s a great compromise!

      • Rat on a train

        We don’t change the clocks. Instead we shift schedules an hour twice a year. Compromise!

      • Not Adahn

        I have less of a problem with that than pols playing Canute.

        Businesses here already have summer and winter hours.

      • UnCivilServant

        I miss 24/7 establishments.

      • Mojeaux

        I miss 24/7 establishments.

        Co-sign.

      • dorvinion

        Shifting the clocks is by and large automated.

        Shifting schedules requires a lot more in the way of intentional actions – storefronts often have stickers with their hours for example

    • R.J.

      I tried a similar approach. I wish you luck. I do hope they finally overturn the daylight savings time nonsense. My mind keeps telling me they will screw it up, like making daylight savings time go away for people whose birthdays start on 01/01/2000, or only apply it to approved minority groups, etc…

      • R.J.

        Damn. The duplicate curse is back.

      • Nephilium

        Quick! Pop off the “N” key to see if that fixes it!

    • Certified Public Asshat

      “There are enormous health and economic benefits to making daylight saving time permanent,” Buchanan said in a statement. “Florida lawmakers have already voted to make daylight saving time permanent in my home state and Congress should pass the Sunshine Protection Act to move Florida and the rest of the country to year-round daylight saving time.”

      Except the health benefits are for permanent standard time. Republicans always have it backwards.

      • UnCivilServant

        As far as I can tell, the health benefits are from ending the artificial clock changes.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        No.

      • R C Dean

        I have a really hard time believing there are any appreciable health effects either way. The amount of sunlight is exactly the same. Is walking around your house changing clocks twice a year really all that harmful? The effect on your sleep patterns is no different than traveling to the next time zone over, which is a minor annoyance at worst.

      • Pat

        People forget to change their clocks, rush out the door late, and cause traffic collisions and other careless accidents like that. Estimates vary on how much. Public health is a stupid reason to end or continue it anyway.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Public health is a stupid reason to end or continue it anyway.

        It’s a better reason than “I like my sunlight in the hours after work” vs. “I like morning sunlight.”

      • Pat

        What I meant was that using public health as an excuse for arbitrarily changing the clocks is stupid, because we arbitrarily decided to change them in the first place. Just admit that you’re arbitrarily changing it and be done with it.

      • Not Adahn

        Nyope.

        “Public health” is scientism.

      • UnCivilServant

        You’ve been out of the ringer for too long with your Arizonan privilege. The clock changes can put me out of whack for two or more weeks. It is somehow far worse than changing time zones.

        I don’t get jet lag, but daylight saving time does a number on me when it switches.

      • Drake

        It’s something you notice for a day when you’re young and a week when you’re old. (no offense – I’m in the second category now too)

      • Certified Public Asshat

        You’re an early riser. You want the sun in the morning to help set your sleep schedule. Don’t get mad at me, I am following SCIENCE™

      • UnCivilServant

        Please. This is New York. We don’t get sunlight until at least noon.

      • juris imprudent

        You get sunlight when the governor decrees sunlight.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I have young kids. It takes them weeks to readjust. They wake up within 15 minutes of the same time almost every day. That means I’m having them get up at the ass crack of dawn for 2 weeks in the fall and having to wake them up for our morning activities for 2 weeks in the spring. That’s nearly 10% of the year spent disrupted because of a pointless practice.

      • rhywun

        I’ve never had the slightest issue adapting to the time changes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        This bill would just remove that minor annoyance for me.

      • Pat

        I remember the olden days before everything was internet-connected and synced to ntp when you had to manually change all the clocks in the house. For some reason the microwave was always the last to know.

      • UnCivilServant

        I never set the clocks on the stove or the microwave. It’s not worth the effort.

      • R C Dean

        You hooked your microwave up to the internet? Why?

      • UnCivilServant

        So he can get an SMS when his hot pockets are at that perfect volcanic temperature

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I never set the clocks on the stove or the microwave. It’s not worth the effort.

        If the clocks are constantly blinking 12:00, you might be a pyscho.

      • Pat

        No no no no. The microwave is still always the last to know. The only other stand-alone clock I have in the house is an atomic alarm clock that pulls time from RF. I have no internet connected appliances, including TVs.

      • UnCivilServant

        Then I’m fine then, the microwave is just blank and the stove is a steady 12:00

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        I used to set the clock in my old truck to half way in-between the two times. Drove my wife nuts.

      • Not Adahn

        As someone who depends on The Outdoors(tm) for a lot of his recreation, things that close at sundown (like shooting range and dog parks) are unavailable for a few weeks a year when said sundown is at 4:00 in the afternoon.

        i.e. Standard Time get my vote.

      • Sean

        My range put in stadium lighting for nighttime trap shooting.

        I still haven’t been since.

        >.>

        I’m so lazy.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yep.

        It’s so nice to be able to get to the range after work mid-week…

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        My range is open until 8 pm.

        Winning!

      • dorvinion

        I’m with you RC – People exaggerate the effects beyond reasonability. Its a single time-zone change, not going halfway round the world.

        I suspect the reason people whine like children about it are the ‘pain’ and the ‘benefit’ are separated by a few weeks.

        My sunset is going to go from 6:15PM to 7:15PM on March 12th – but its really a bit chilly still to really be doing serious outdoor activities in the evenings so I won’t really be able to enjoy it as frequently.

        In Mid-April when it warms up a bit more however, sunset will be at 8PM. With a 5PM end of work day and half hour to eat, that means a good 2 hours of outdoor recreation as long as it ain’t raining.
        The ‘pain’ happened a month ago and is disconnected from the ‘benefit’ you now enjoy.

        Where I live because of DST we have 8PM sunsets from April 20 to Aug 24th (last 7PM or later sunset is Sept 30). That is AWESOME!!!

        If they went to permanent standard time I’d be POd in Spring/Summer/Fall
        If they went to permanent daylight time I’d be less annoyed, but instead of evenings it would screw with mornings in the winter.

        Don’t nobody give me that crap about ‘oh its the same number of hours’
        Employment dictates most people’s schedules. DST ‘takes’ an hour from the morning at 5AM where its unused by anybody except zombies and ‘moves’ it to the evening when most people are still awake and able to partake of it.

        And these days practically every clock changes itself – so that’s not a really big deal.

      • Ted S.

        I work 6-2:30 and am up before sunrise even in June.

        I’d still prefer year-round DST.

      • dorvinion

        If they were going to do anything permanent DST would be my preference because it benefits summer activities

        Still, going back to standard for winter does have benefits for latitudes of 35-45 where the majority of US population lives, and where the seasonal changes in sunrise/sunset are large enough that 1hr makes a difference in daylight hours at the times people are awake

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I would prefer Standard time. I’m bothered by the Sun not rising until 8.30am, and not at all bothered by the sun going down by 5.30 at midwinter.

      • kinnath

        I can’t stand getting up in the dark. So I hate the transition from standard time to daylight saving time in the spring.

        Fuck permanent DST.

      • Mojeaux

        I’d still prefer year-round DST.

        Same.

        However, the time change is not that big a thing for me. Never was.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        I think most people who are either self-employed or retired don’t really care which you settle on, but those who need to keep a schedule do.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Exaggerated or not, fuck a time change. They blow donk.

    • The Last American Hero

      I don’t know. Should any politician be given the power to change time itself?

      • SDF-7

        Only Rassilon.

      • Sean

        I disagree.

      • SDF-7

        Just because you ran for Lord President to keep Goth from killing you doesn’t make you a politician, Doctor!

      • SDF-7

        He’s always so negative, though. Probably why he goes for final solutions.

      • Ted S.

        The constitution does give the government the power to set standard measures.

  2. AlexinCT

    What a sick fuck. Oh, he’s a Democrat, by the way. I guess that bit of information would have put the story over some sort of character limit and its omission is merely a coincidence.

    Wasn’t this asshat also Mayor Pete’s mentor and part of his cabal?

    • Plisade

      While I can believe dude was a pedo… I can also believe this is a message to ButtChug re his Ohio performance.

    • mock-star

      I think that is backwards. I believe Buttigieg was his mentor.

  3. Pat

    What a sick fuck.

    I’m not saying phenotypes are destiny or anything, I’m just saying, everybody who gets arrested for child porn looks exactly like what you’d expect somebody who gets arrested for child porn to look like.

    • AlexinCT

      How dare you point out that most of our stereotypes practically always come into being from actual experiences and observations?

      Coincidences, even if they happen over and over, do not make something true!

      Observation is NOT part of the scientific process like making sure misogyny, homophobia, racism, and anti-marxist bias is crushed, huh?

      /idiots.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I’ve always said that stereotypes don’t become stereotypes for no reason.

    • Brawndo

      Ehh. I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of “enemies of the state” type people that happen to be arrested for CP had it planted on their devices.

      But people that are legit into CP, yea they have a look. Maybe that’s evolutionary that people notice these things.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      You mean wearing an orange jumpsuit?

  4. AlexinCT

    I bet she’s just itching to get back to work. It’s a shame she couldn’t have been in DC and checked on The Lump while she was there. Independent confirmation that he’s actually alive would be pretty cool.

    We have an absent president whom causes major problems for the propagandists any time they cart him out into the public, a senator that is in hiding, supposedly because he is depressed after winning a big race which sounds like cover for hiding the fact the guy is likely brain dead by now, sponsoring senate bills, so why can’t Feinstein also do the “Weekend at bernies” shit that seems to be SOP for team blue pols?

    • SDF-7

      Because Schiff-head is itching to take her seat, I expect.

      • AlexinCT

        Someone should make sure he isn’t asking her to marry her so he can be the de facto stand in…

  5. Pat

    More entertaining than the other Burning Man.

    First pic in the article has Wish You Were Here album cover vibes.

    • R.J.

      “Mormon Mafia” A new Glib handle is born.

      • The Last American Hero

        “That’s a nice house you have. It would be a shame if that tree fell over and something happened to it.” Mormon Mafia

        *Homeowner starts to look nervous.*

        “I was thinking I could come over tomorrow and help you take it down. I’ve got pruning shears and an electric chainsaw if you don’t.” Mormon Mafia

      • Michael Malaise

        The Mormon Mafia was the name of Howard Hughes’s retinue during his self-imposed exile in Las Vegas. One of the first guys he hired was Mormon, who basically recruited his Mormon friends to fill the other positions. It also helped that they were very discrete.

  6. R C Dean

    Hospitalized with shingles? Holy crap, how bad must it be?

    Or, that’s not what she’s hospitalized for.

    If you’re going to go with one time year round (which I am in favor of and actually already have in AZ), why pick Daylight Savings Time rather than Standard Time?

    • AlexinCT

      Cause they are assholes?

      • Tonio

        ^This. But a permanent time zone is better than changing shit 2x a year for no good reason.

      • Pat

        We’re down to, what, 3 months of standard time now anyway? DST runs from March through November, I think it is.

      • juris imprudent

        First weekend in Nov – so that Halloween candy sales are maxed out. And of course we start in March for the benefit of convenience stores and bbq manufacturers.

      • Swiss Servator

        Imma have to come down on the side of the BBQ and 7-11’s.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        So, three months. How is that in any way the standard then?

    • UnCivilServant

      Because they don’t know which is which.

    • sloopyinca

      Because being able to play golf until 9 or so is better than having to draw your curtain close at 5 am instead of 6.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Big golf is behind the perm DST push.

    • Not Adahn

      Shingles sucks in your 40s. I can only imagine what it’s like when you’re DiFi’s age.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        You think that zombie feels anything anymore?

    • The Last American Hero

      She must be an anti-vaxxer. Those shingles vax commercials run nonstop on TV.

  7. Pat

    Watch this one get done on budget and on schedule.

    They’re probably taking bets on it as we speak…

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      The only real bet is on the over/under.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        And you know Q will check the spread.

  8. SDF-7

    I probably should watch the free practices before qualy to get a feel for where the teams are at this weekend. Tried to watch the pre-season testing last week and the commentators just Would. Not. Shut. The. Hell. Up. and there was so little actually on the track it was mostly “How I spent my winter vacation!” chatter. Useless.

    As stated before — hope we get a good three way fight this year. I’ll happily root for Russel or LeClerc if they do well. Max just annoys the hell out of me (Hamilton does too, but less for some reason), so would be more than happy to see one of the rising talents step up. Hell, Perez is due a good year out of Max’s shadow — though honestly, I think Red Bull would sabotage him if he started taking the limelight from Verstappen. Too many seasons of seeing them favor a particular driver to believe otherwise.

    And as said in the overnight thread — morning, all!

    • Tonio

      “…and the commentators just Would. Not. Shut. The. Hell. Up”

      As is so often the case. LOL

      But those folks are paid to comment, ie to fill “dead air” where the only event audio is the muffled sound of a ball dribbling, or crowd noise.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I’d rather hear the game/match/race than a bunch of babbling idiots. With a few exceptions, fuck sports announcers.

      • UnCivilServant

        I donno, the Solaris Games are not the same without Duncan Fisher.

      • kinnath

        One of the networks ran an experiment back in the nineties. They broadcast an entire football game without announcers. They just ran the stadium audio out to the broadcast.

        It was interesting, but not great. Good announcers are valuable. The issue is that most are crap.

      • dorvinion

        When I go to watch races live I do my best to tune into the broadcast at the track

        The announcers have multiple people behind the scenes looking for interesting things happening on track and giving them cues.

        I lose track of what’s going on very quickly. I can usually find things to look at but its nice to hear about other things I didn’t see.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I don’t mean eliminate them. I mean have them shut the fuck up. If it doesn’t have something directly to do with the game on the field, shut the fuck up. No feel good stories. No tangents. No talking about completely unrelated shit just to fill space.

    • The Last American Hero

      I followed preseason on the F1 App. Looks like the top 3 are unchanged. If Ferrari can get their reliability up and tire degradation down, they can fight. Mercedes looks like they will an opportunistic third team. Maclaren still underperforming, Aston Martin looking surprisingly fast – but can they do that over a whole race or was it track temp plus fuel load making them look better than they are.

      I don’t care for Lewis. He hopped on the Race Train big time. Yes, the world is so racist that the most celebrated driver for 10 years has been a black guy. I’m sure at some point, somebody made some comments. I endured countless Polish jokes as a kid. We all have a cross to bear, Lewis.
      The next F1 quiz should be more annoying: Hamilton the driver or Hamilton the musical?

      I’m rooting (again) for LeClerc, mainly because I like hearing the word Monagasque.

  9. AlexinCT

    So why is the machine that was obsessed with hiding their and the CCP’s role in the Kung Flu debacle suddenly reversing course? And don’t tell me that the senate suddenly has decided they need to know the truth after providing cover for the corruptocracy for years now.

    • Grumbletarian

      Dems: “We can use this info to make Trump look bad!”

      GOP: “We can use this info to make Biden look bad!”

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Because the Ukraine clusterfuck is turning out to be a clusterfuck and now they need to redirect to the next boogeyman that we’re all supposed to fear.

      So long as that boogeyman is not them.

      • Drake

        That and there seems to be a split amongst the neo-cons. Some are owned by China and still do as their told, the rest are itching for a war with China. A war with no clear objectives or definition of victory – that’s how the neo-cons roll.

      • robc

        Clear objectives lead to an end to the war, cant have that.

      • Drake

        Good point!

        There also never seems to be any consequences to losing a war and / or reducing a country to a shithole, then leaving. Messing with Russia and China could change that.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Deficits don’t matter anymore, dude.

        And America is freeing those people with drones. We even stencil Democracy right on the missile cones!

      • juris imprudent

        War is the health of the state – you don’t want a sickly state do you?

  10. Pat

    I’m sure this is all just a big coincidence. And it couldn’t possibly have anything to do with political favors.

    Only a Putin stooge would bother noticing such things!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      “I asked [Yevtushenkov], ‘Why are you doing this?’ on the front end — before I understood that they were going to buy some real estate,” the source told The Post. “‘Why are you even doing this? Why would you be paying the son of the vice president to meet at a public restaurant in New York City?’

      “He made it very clear to me that, you know … ‘I think it would be good to have a good relationship with this guy … maybe he can do a favor for us and we can do a favor for him,’” the source continued. “It was a complete quid pro quo that he was going in for.”

      “I told him that’s not the way it works in America, [but] he basically laughed at me and told me I was so naïve,” the source recalled of Yevtushenkov

      Yevtushenkov was quite correct.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Prosecutors countered that the FBI failing to treat Trump as it had other government employees who were not truthful about classified records could threaten the nation’s security.

      That’s actually funny.

      If you show me a room of government employees and ask me who’s the biggest douchebag, I’m always going to go with the federal prosecutor.

      • WTF

        …treat Trump as it had other government employees who were not truthful about classified records…

        You mean like Hillary Clinton?

      • Pat

        Now I’m kinda wondering what other government employees who were not truthful about classified records had the FBI swarm their house.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Look for a certain letter behind their names and I would assume you’d populate your list.

      • R C Dean

        “other government employees who were not truthful about classified records”

        You mean, like Herself?

      • The Last American Hero

        When did the FBI swarm her house?

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Well, they did, see. But they all fell into the black hole of her cloaca.

      • juris imprudent

        “Men, if you hear the sound of velcro, run for your fucking lives.”

      • mock-star

        OMG.

  11. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    US Army Secretary Christine Wormuth said this week that the US must prepare to win a future war with China over Taiwan by beefing up its military deployments in the region.

    “I personally am not of the view that an amphibious invasion of Taiwan is imminent,” Wormuth said at an American Enterprise Institute event, according to Voice of America. “But we obviously have to prepare, to be prepared to fight and win that war.”

    Wormuth’s plan would involve sending more troops and advanced weapons into the region, including hypersonic missiles. She said the buildup would be an effort to deter war with China, although Beijing has been increasing its military activity in the region in response to US actions.

    Perhaps these stupid bastards have never heard of the security dilemma.

    https://news.antiwar.com/2023/03/02/us-army-secretary-says-us-preparing-to-win-a-war-with-china-over-taiwan/

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      When asked if the American public could sustain the level of casualties that would come with a war with China, she said they could, just “like we did in World War II.” But both the US and China possess nuclear weapons, meaning a potential war could be catastrophic for the entire world.

      Yeah we could do it, everybody might die, but we could definitely do it.

      And note the phrasing, it’s not a question of what the public wants, it’s what the public can sustain.

    • R C Dean

      Oh, just give Taiwan nukes and be done with it.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        And not just Taiwan. South Korea and Japan should take a note that the US is a fickle ally, and get their own. The only way to deter the CCP is to make sure they know that they can be wiped out (a nuke or two where ever they try to hide) if they go there.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        I am pretty sure Japan has them by now.

      • AlexinCT

        Japan doesn’t. What they do have is a crash program to build a dozen miniaturized ones within a month and both cruise and ballistic missiles to deliver them, but I think that’s not as good of a deterrent as having an actual instant capability.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It would be a preferable solution, but it does not acknowledge that Taiwan is politically split over reunification.

        DC does not want reunification, so empowering and leaving the decision to the Taiwanese is out of the question.

      • R C Dean

        Nukes don’t prevent reunification per se.

        Just reunification that Taiwan hasn’t agreed to.

      • UnCivilServant

        The only acceptable outcome is the removal of the Maoist rebels from Beijing and a restoration of the Republic’s control over the remainder of the country.

      • juris imprudent

        That was U.S. policy from 1949-73.

      • UnCivilServant

        Dropping it was a stupid move.

        Competes with a bunch of other stupid moves for the worst thing Nixon did to us.

      • juris imprudent

        No the stupid move was having it in the first place. We don’t tell other countries how they will be run. Well, we do, but we have no right to do so.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I’ll be more clear. DC doesn’t care if the majority of the Taiwanese want reunification. In fact, DC’s preference is probably to get the Chinese involved in a morass of a war that will hamper their geopolitical rise and prevent them from being a peer competitor.

        It’s not about the Taiwanese, just like it’s not about the Ukrainians. They’re all expendable.

        Given that, I don’t see how giving them nukes would be in DC’s interests.

      • Swiss Servator

        Are you saying that a majority of people in Taiwan want to be under the CCP?

        I really would need to see a high quality cite for that. I mean, they saw what the CCP did to Hong Kong…

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        I am with Swiss here. Moar info is needed.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Didn’t say that. I said they were politically split on the issue. About half of them prefer the status quo, with minorities for declaring independence or seeking reunification.

        But imagine the palpitations from DC if Taiwan decided it did want to reunify. We saw how they reacted when Ukraine started swinging back to Moscow back in 2013/2014.

        This is not an endorsement of the CCP, it’s an observation on DC’s bullshit rhetoric around countries/people and their right to self-determination. It only goes so far as it suits their interests.

      • Swiss Servator

        “DC doesn’t care if the majority of the Taiwanese want reunification.”

        That was kind of connoting they did.

        But I do believe most of Taiwan, like Puerto Rico, slightly prefer the status quo.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Poor phrasing on my part.

      • Swiss Servator

        No worries – I think we agree most Taiwanese are just keeping their heads down and saying “aw, shit.”

    • rhywun

      the US must prepare to win a future war with China over Taiwan

      I wasn’t aware that the US considers Taiwan to be American territory.

      • Pat

        We technically still have treaty obligations there, although we’ve spent the last 50 years or so pissing all over them because Taiwan doesn’t have enough slave labor camps and child sweat shops to make it worth defending when there’s cheap imported shit to be had.

      • juris imprudent

        Our treaty obligations were to the government of China, in toto. We reneged on those with the Communist takeover in ’49, instead insisting (until ’73) that the legitimate government of all of China was in residence in Taipei.

        We have never acknowledged Taiwanese independence. We still don’t, which is why the Taiwanese are fucked with most international institutions.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Well, and up until recently (and still officially), the Taiwanese did not acknowledge independence either.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Nor were the people running Taiwan “Taiwanese”.

      • juris imprudent

        All the more reason to keep our national dick out of it.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “I personally am not of the view

      “But a bunch of my GOs and staff are!”

      • juris imprudent

        When you’re promotion into GO ranks demands a combat tour, you better be sure that there is a war on somewhere.

      • Gustave Lytton

        We haven’t used War Plans Green and Crimson lately.

      • Gustave Lytton

        🤦‍♂️ Why didn’t I think of it. We can call it Operation Red-Green.

      • Swiss Servator

        *shiftily gazes to both sides*

        …I’d come out of the Retired Reserve to be military governor of Tim Hortons and/or Smoke’s Poutine.

  12. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    yo whats goody

    • AlexinCT

      My kid turns 28…

      Fuck, that makes my siblings old douches.

  13. Certified Public Asshat

    Raptors Apologize for Women’s History Month Video from Deleted Tweet

    In a poorly executed attempt to celebrate the beginning of Women’s History Month, the Raptors posted a 13-second video in which a few players were asked why they believe “girls run the world.” The responses included: “All women are great because they are all queens,” “Girls run the world because they birth everybody” and “because they are the only ones that can procreate.”

    Lol, what the hell were they supposed to say.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      They were supposed to talk about Black Girl Magic, duh…

    • Tonio

      “‘cuz they control the pussy, and that controls everything else.”

      • Q Continuum

        ^^^In spite of being gay, this guy gets it.

      • AlexinCT

        I pay close attention to what that prophet Tonio says, cause the man is wise.

      • The Last American Hero

        It’s because his brain is not muddled by the charms of she-devils.

      • Tres Cool

        “the pen may be mightier than the sword, but pussy beats them both”

  14. Trigger Hippie

    ‘Biden was heavily criticized after he laughed off a claim from Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene that he ‘killed’ the two sons of Rebecca Kiessling, who testified before Congress about the fentanyl crisis…

    Kiessling’s sons Caleb and Kyler died in 2020 before Biden took office after taking what they thought were pain killers, but that were laced with fentanyl.’

    To be honest, I would have laughed at her irrational, hyperbolic bullshit as well. Caleb and Hyler played stupid games and won stupid prizes. Nobody’s fault but their own. Fuck MJG’s collectivist, personally unaccountable claptrap.

    • Tonio

      That’s the big difference between a libertarian and a natpop.

    • R C Dean

      I watched the clip and thought it was a big meh.

      • Swiss Servator

        He’s just really old and cannot speak well/clearly.

    • Pat

      You don’t score cheap political points by *not* grandstanding. The double standard is more the issue. When a Democrat decides to climb on the nearest pile of bodies to ride their political hobbyhorse you can bet your ass the nearest Republican who cracks a smirk is going to be on the front page of the NYT and leading the 10 o’clock news.

      • AlexinCT

        Yup, the problem is always the double standard…

      • Trigger Hippie

        So? The NYT and the 10 o’clock news will hate the Rhinos no matter what they do. They should have that figured out by now. Turn about is fair play and all but lies and hypocrisy are still lies and hypocrisy. Guess I’ll just continue to hate them all.

      • juris imprudent

        Guess I’ll just continue to hate them all.

        Might as well, they only have contempt for you!

  15. robc

    My preferred Time Zone proposal, that everyone here will hate.

    First, get rid of changing clocks. Everyone can get down with that one. I would prefer each zone go as close as possible to “real time”, but whatever, define a standard, and round to the nearest hour.

    Step 2: wait a few years, then using said standard, each US county goes to the nearest 15 minutes.

    Step 3: Ditto, but 5 minutes

    Step 4: Ditto, but 1 minute.

    That is good enough, done. Every county is on their “correct” time. I have lived on the east and west extremes of time zones, it is radically different. We have devices that can adjust schedules for us.

    • robc

      IIRC, we only got “time zones” because of train schedules, or some shit.

      But fuck that, we have computers now, we can go back to local time being correct.

      • UnCivilServant

        Perfect local time is just not important. What you are proposing is a logistics nightmare that will screw up every goddamn thing that is not fully contained within walking distance.

      • robc

        Local time being correct is the most important thing with time. I prioritize it above any minor issues that might arise.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Well, you were correct. Everybody will hate your proposal.

      • robc

        I knew exactly what response, and from who, I would be getting.

        But I stand behind me idea. If we had had computers in 18dicketyfour, we never would have gone to time zones to begin with.

        Oh, just looked, it was 1883. We had 144 different local time zones before that.

        I refuse to believe modern people are dumber than in the mid 19th century.

      • UnCivilServant

        You also apparently refuse to believe that modern people routinely have to do business with people further afield than the mid 19th century average worker had to concern themselves with.

        Even dealing with only four times zones we still have problems with people not understanding the concept. It was easier when the only people you needed to deal with were in walking distance and only the railroads had to wrestle with the long distance discrepancies.

      • R C Dean

        We are exactly as smart, which is why we would do what they did eventually – ditch the patchwork time zones and adopt something more uniform.

      • robc

        I work in a different time zone than the rest of my office. I am fully aware.

        And whether I was 1 hour different, or (stops and does longitude calculation)… 60 minutes different doesnt matter at all.

        Okay, that worked out well/poorly. I am almost exactly 15 degrees longitude west of Memphis, so it was 60 min different.

      • rhywun

        I refuse to believe modern people are dumber than in the mid 19th century.

        LOL are you sure about that?

      • UnCivilServant

        Lucky you, you got a nice round number.

      • Not Adahn

        Let the computer deal with the local-to-interlocal time conversion. That’s what happens now when setting up meertings.

      • UnCivilServant

        @NA why are you scheduling a meeting for 3:27am?

      • robc

        “LOL are you sure about that?”

        I would think we are slightly smarter, for nutrition reasons alone.

        Although that has probably taken a downturn in the last 50 years.

      • robc

        “@NA why are you scheduling a meeting for 3:27am?”

        Did you not notice my gradual approach?

        I didnt suggest an immediate change from 1 hour timezones to 1 minute timezones.

        The “few years” is probably a decade each, so people would get use to 15 min differences first, then a decade later, 5 min differences, then a decade later 1 minute differences.

      • robc

        “We are exactly as smart, which is why we would do what they did eventually – ditch the patchwork time zones and adopt something more uniform.”

        Or, we are exactly as smart, which is why we would go back to what worked forever, instead of this short period of making trains happy.

      • UnCivilServant

        And you’ve missed my point.

        People like round numbers. Even scheduling for X:15 or X:45 gets odd responses. Setting things up to guarantee messy scheduling is not something people will “adjust to”.

      • UnCivilServant

        @ “Worked forever” – becuase the scope and range of interaction has expanded from where it was forever.

      • R C Dean

        What really “worked” the longest was . . . No clocks at all.

        I gotta say, robc, this is one of the best Swiftian “proposals” in a very long time. Well played.

      • Swiss Servator

        “I refuse to believe modern people are dumber than in the mid 19th century.”

        *squints suspiciously*

      • Not Adahn

        People like round numbers. Even scheduling for X:15 or X:45 gets odd responses. Setting things up to guarantee messy scheduling is not something people will “adjust to”.

        Not sure I entirely agree.

        Maybe for people whose jobs are nothing but meetings and are OCD.

        But the way meetings work for me is work (or Glib while pretending to work) and 15 minutes before the meeting I get an alarm, and then a second at 5 min before. You literally could schedule them at wierd times and it would make no difference.

        Plus, maybe without a default block, people might think about how long to schedule a meeting for and not waste tiHAHAHAHAHAH! I tried.

      • juris imprudent

        …not fully contained within walking distance.

        Is that 15-minute community in multiple time zones?

      • The Last American Hero

        But enough about electric cars, Unciv.

      • Tonio

        Yes, each town would set its own time much as you want to implement, which made doing train timetables a hot mess.

      • robc

        A hot mess easily resolved these days by using UTC and local adjustment.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Tell me you are an engineer, with outsaying “I am an engineer.”

      • Sensei

        From now all temperatures will be measured in Kelvin.

        If you want to use any other measure or relative measure simply convert to your preference.

        Once you’ve been accustomed to using a unit it is rather difficult to switch. My Irish Phd EE friend has this trouble with degrees F. He has to convert it in his head to “cold or warm”. Similarly if ain’t 20C or close to it I also have to convert in my head to figure out if I need a jacket or a T Shirt.

        It’s not that either of us can’t understand the unit or do the conversion, but neither of us can intuit the temperature as it wasn’t what we grew up using.

      • UnCivilServant

        How are we supposed to get subzero temperatures when you use such a silly scale?

        Besides Kelvin degrees are too big individually.

      • robc

        There are some fields where 1/T is common in equations and they would suggest that the proper unit of temperature is the inverse of Kelvin.

        Absolute zero would be infinity on that scale.

      • robc

        “College Algebra? Didnt you finish algebra in middle school?”

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        You finish with Alg in junior high ’cause math is BORING! Doing more of it in college is a waste of girl hunting time.

      • UnCivilServant

        Too much posturing. Tells me you were a Mathalete and socially awkward.

      • dorvinion

        When I first read your proposal I was a bit WTF on it, but then it started to not sound as impossible as it initially seems, though still a PITB.

        Everybody would need to add UTC to their mindset because that is how they would interact with everyone outside their immediate area

        Every computer in the world would think in terms of UTC 100% of the time. They largely do this already and convert to local times for presentation only.
        Every business would schedule their activities in UTC (arrival, departure, begin/end times, etc)

        Travel by car is not too greatly impacted
        When driving at 40 degrees latitude, east/west travel will alter your ‘local time’ by about 80 seconds per hour of driving you do – almost imperceptible to a person really.
        Even at 60 degrees latitude, east/west travel will only change your clock by about 2 minutes per hour of driving – still not that perceptible.

        Everything you do ‘local’ that depends on things that are not local would have ‘odd’ start times though
        Live national broadcasts, employment with large companies, things like that.

        I do think the end result would be shortly thereafter people abandoning local time as a concept and adopting UTC

    • UnCivilServant

      Once again you have managed to devise the worst possible “solution” which will only lead to more problems and confusion.

      • robc

        Name one problem that isn’t fixed by using UTC and local conversion.

      • UnCivilServant

        Have you ever dealt with normal people? Scheduling anything is going to be a nightmare. “But Computers” doesn’t fix the fact that the average person is dumber than a box of rocks.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Our ticketing and change management system is UTC. So fun to get ready for work at 4am only to find it was input without an offset and now has to be recycled to another early morning wake-up.

      • R C Dean

        The one problem is – local conversion. Why bother with it?

      • robc

        Your idea isn’t bad, but people* like the idea of noon being, you know, roughly noonish.

        *robc

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Look man, it’s always beer o’clock somewhere.

      • robc

        Saw a t-shirt once:

        Screw 5 O’Clock, its 4 O’Clock somewhere.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Why not just move to UTC globally? Let people and businesses adjust their hours of operation to meet their local conditions.

      • R C Dean

        Nobody’s actual hours of operation would be affected at all. Just the time shown on the clock on the wall. Just like nobody’s actual hours of operation change when we go from DST to standard time.

      • UnCivilServant

        nobody’s actual hours of operation change when we go from DST to standard time

        W0t? The absolute hours change to follow the clock. So the numbers are the same but it’s not the same asbefore the weekend.

      • R C Dean

        The clock is the map, not the reality.

        When its 8:00 clock time in, say, Dallas, and 9:00 clock time in, say, NY, that’s actually the same time (that is, an event happening in both locations is simultaneous) even though the clocks have different numbers on them.

      • UnCivilServant

        So you agree that when the clock changes, the hours of operation do change then?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      If China can run on one time zone, so can we.

      The issue is probably more about the innumerable labor regulations tied to the time of day. But I’d be fine with getting rid of those too.

      • juris imprudent

        Thank you Thomas Friedman.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I didn’t include any shitty metaphors in that hot-take.

      • juris imprudent

        +1 conversation with a local taxi driver

      • The Last American Hero

        Does country NEED more than one timezone? We need to stop hoarding all the timezones. There are many countries that don’t have any time zones, and it’s America’s fault.

      • R.J.

        Bernie says you don’t need 24+ time zones.

    • R C Dean

      My proposal:

      Do away with time zones altogether. Go to GMT (fuck that globalist UTC crap). Does it really matter what the number on the clock says when the sun comes up/is overhead/sets? No more mental math trying to figure out what time it is over there, no more wondering “what time zone are they in?”. One and done. Easy peasy.

      • Not Adahn

        Nix nein hell nah.

        My life is my life and my experience of living is about the real world. I am not a “resource” for the efficient operation of transnational business.

      • Plisade

        ^^^

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        no more wondering “what time zone are they in?”.

        This part never goes away. It just morphs into “what are the working hours in Bangalore, again?”

    • pistoffnick

      I have lived on the east and west extremes of time zones, it is radically different.

      China is one time zone – Beijing time. Western China daylight is weird.

      • juris imprudent

        And we would be DC time. Won’t that be wonderful.

  16. Q Continuum

    Friday Funbags reminds you that tampering with, disabling or destroying lavatory smoke detectors is a violation of federal law.

    https://archive.ph/Tnpv4

  17. Certified Public Asshat

    Jimmy Kimmel claims Aaron Rodgers is a “tin foil hatter” for wanting to know the names on the Jeffrey Epstein client list. pic.twitter.com/fZtiULosEM— Mythinformed MKE (@MythinformedMKE) March 2, 2023

    Of all the things to be critical about with Aaron Rodgers

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Jimmy must be on the list.

      • AlexinCT

        I am sure he and the people that give him his talking points are on that list.

      • R.J.

        Whoopi Goldberg is on the list.
        *shudders

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        There are a lot of women on that list… Granted, quite a few lesbians.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I have a difficult time believing prime Katy Perry needed to go to Epstein Island to score some underage strange.

        Just Sayin’

      • Trigger Hippie

        Or Clarleze Theron, or….hell, who knows. Maybe the illegality of it all titillates bored, rich, famous people.

      • Michael Malaise

        Or they went when there were let’s say “more legitimate” events/parties.

      • juris imprudent

        Bwahahaha – Lady Gaga? What fucking church-lady wrote that up?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I’m not buying it. Too many actors, not enough bankers and politicians.

      • SDF-7

        I just assume they were there for private concerts / comedy skits to entertain the real visitors.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Probably so.

    • Pat

      Imagine wanting to know which aristocrats like to fuck little kids. What a nut!

    • rhywun

      Of all the hills to die on.

    • invisible finger

      I’ll side with the tin-foil-hatter than was right about the clot shots.

      Someone should tell Kimmel that being the same as whats-his-name-on-CBS will produce the same low ratings. But I’m sure Gutfeld tried to tell him already.

  18. Pat

    Babies should be nowhere near gyrating drag queens

    ‘Babies at raves’ sounds like one of those segments from the surreal 1990s clip show, Eurotrash. But sadly, this is a phenomenon in the here and now in London. It seems today’s man-bun wearing dads and kefir-quaffing mums are taking their infants to performances by Caba Baba Rave, a new company which specialises in providing ‘sensory events’ for newborns and infants. The performances, one of which is due to take place next weekend at a London comedy venue, are a combination of cabaret, drag and burlesque aimed at ‘parents and their babies 0-2 years’.

    Broadcaster Dominique Samuels was the first to alert the public to this grotesque spectacle, which is clearly aimed at woke-afflicted parents. In her YouTube video of the event, one can see wide-eyed babies crawling towards men in fetish gear and an acrobatic drag queen wearing nothing bar a leopard-print thong. One performer is shown suspended from black ropes, wearing thigh-high, spike-heel PVC boots, while a crowd of gasping mothers and their bemused tots look on.

    Attempts to raise cabaret and burlesque from the heady gay days of Weimar Berlin never really work. Performers no doubt believe they are shimmying on the coat tails of Marlene Dietrich. But the reality largely consists of podgy dancing women oozing out of fishnets, and passive-aggressive male drag queens being predictably ‘risqué’. Wokesters view this stuff as an acceptable middle-class variation on stripping – suggestive but not openly sexualised. In truth, it is about as edgy and sophisticated as Mrs Brown’s Boys, with a sprinkle of rainbow glitter.

    Sneering aside, I have some sympathy for chronically bored parents. It’s easy to see why new mums might want a change of scenery, after months of tedium caring for babies or toddlers, where the height of excitement is feeding the ducks. But there’s a reason there’s an age limit for nightclubs, drag shows and strip bars – these are not appropriate for children.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Caba Baba Rave, a new company which specialises in providing ‘sensory events’ for newborns and infants

      Mozart for Babies is out, perverts wearing G-strings are in.

    • Not Adahn

      cabaret, drag and burlesque

      None of these are raves.

      • EvilSheldon

        Old strippers, male strippers, and fat strippers.

    • rhywun

      You could put a stop to this in a minute flat by suggesting parents take their toddlers to a heterosexual burlesque show.

      • Q Continuum

        Screw that man, we’re going to start having elementary school field trips to porn film sets.

      • Nephilium

        Meh. Burlesque is like… mainstream now.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Eh, it is about as mainstream as Roller Derby is. That is to say, in some groups it is totally normal, the rest haven’t heard of it.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      kefir-quaffing mums

      Hey, kefir is also a gym-bro drink.

      • Michael Malaise

        That always leads to kefir-queefing mums.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Based…I think.

    • juris imprudent

      You know, I have to wonder – at least a little – if this isn’t taking on the characteristics of a moral panic. Sure, there are no doubt some parents so whacko that they would take their kids to it, but I have trouble really believing this is common – you know, like ritual satanic child abuse in day care centers.

      • The Last American Hero

        The main difference is that during the Satan panic, you didn’t have the Cathedral running around telling you there’s nothing wrong with Satanism, and in fact you are a religious bigot for hating on the Satanists.

      • Tundra

        That, and hundreds of videos.

      • juris imprudent

        OK, but again, who’s kids are we worried about? Someone else’s, right? I mean, I know my own are safe – but all of those other poor childrens.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Kids shouldn’t be exposed to a bunch of fetishist perverts whether yours, mine, or the guy’s down the street that I’ve never met.

      • juris imprudent

        It takes a village – is that it?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        If someone wants to take their kids to a drag show, that’s their business. I think they are wrong and stupid for doing so, but that’s on them. I have a problem when our tax dollars are used to bring it to schools and libraries. I have a problem when I’m called a bigot for thinking it’s not appropriate.

      • Count Potato

        There also weren’t hundreds of videos, and other evidence.

  19. Trigger Hippie

    Never cease to be amazed at the passionate opinions about DST around these parts. I must be one of the few who view at as a matter of course and feel no strong emotions about it one way or the other.

    • R C Dean

      More pineapple on your pizza, sir?

      • Trigger Hippie

        As long as it’s deep-dish and covered in a tomato and molasses based bbq sauce.

    • Grumbletarian

      Agreed. I’m also somewhat surprised at the people who apparently take months to overcome a measly one hour time change.

      • Nephilium

        Working in phone systems has built up a long hatred of DST changes. It got worse when they started changing the start and end dates of DST as well.

      • The Hyperbole

        I’m with Grumble and Trigger, big meh, especially now that almost every clock I own switches automatically.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Libertarians mad about bad government policy.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Fair enough. I can think of a hundred things off the top of my head that government does that gets my panties in far more of a twist but I get it.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    It’s March. It can stop snowing now, dagnabbit.

    • Shirley Knott

      Right? We’ve had a mild Winter here in mid-Michigan. Today we’re forecasted to get five to eight inches or more between 1pm and midnight. smdh Where’s my global warming?

      • UnCivilServant

        I have bad news, historical temperature patterns indicate we’re due for a cooling period.

    • The Other Kevin

      Agreed. Unfortunately we have a “major” snow storm on the way. But the last time they called for 11 inches we got 3.

      • juris imprudent

        That’s what SHE SAID!

    • Not Adahn

      Bah. The best snow storms are in March.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Never cease to be amazed at the passionate opinions about DST around these parts. I must be one of the few who view at as a matter of course and feel no strong emotions about it one way or the other.

    #METOO

    It’s a pain in the ass, and I would prefer DST, but in the great scheme of things, that’s not what will cause me to keel over in an apoplectic rage.

    • UnCivilServant

      Apoplectic? Rage? No, arguing with robc over why he’s wrong on yet another issue is just an interesting diversion while I wait for people to get back to me at work.

      • pistoffnick

        I stand with UCS. Twice a year, the government fucks up my sleep schedule for no good reason. And the fall change is usually during deer camp which further complicates things.

      • AlexinCT

        If we are going to talk about government fucking us over, I would much rather April 15th and the crap related to that was canceled than this minor inconvenience about daylight savings.

  22. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    I’m down with never changing the clocks again, but it will likely be irrelevant when I’m forced to flee to Mexico.

    Biden is a nasty piece of shit. Clips like that remind me why any sympathy I can generate regarding his condition is misplaced.

    After all the corruption and insanity in the world, Chrissy brings a little sunshine. Nice song choices (as usual)!

  23. Sean

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  24. The Late P Brooks

    BAN CLOCKS!

    • Raven Nation

      There’s also a transcript in the mag but it hasn’t been posted on the free side of the website yet: https://reason.com/magazine/

    • UnCivilServant

      Sounds perfectly clear, the Canadian government wants to murder children it deems unfit whatever the parents think about it.

      • Pat

        Assisted suicide, sex change operations, and voting are the only decisions that can be left to children under 21.

    • Brawndo

      “What’s so controversial about youth in Asia?” – Me at 13 years old.

    • R C Dean

      When did killing someone become a treatment, anyway?

      • AlexinCT

        When you are an anti-humanist member of the cult of Gaia?

      • juris imprudent

        “To every man upon this earth. Death cometh soon or late.”

        They just don’t want to leave that up to fate.

    • db

      The cognitive dissonance within people who support assisted suicide and simultaneously include suicide statistics in arguments for gun control would be comical, if not outright tragic.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    It’s a question of degree

    The protestations have arisen fairly suddenly around a form of entertainment that has long had a place on the mainstream American stage.

    Milton Berle, “Mr. Television” himself, was appearing in drag on the public airwaves as early as the 1950s on “Texaco Star Theater.” “RuPaul’s Drag Race” is a bona fide cultural phenomenon. Highly popular drag brunches bring revenue to restaurants. That such spectacles are now being portrayed as a danger to children boggles the minds of people who study, perform and appreciate drag.

    “Drag is not a threat to anyone. It makes no sense to be criminalizing or vilifying drag in 2023,” said Lawrence La Fountain-Stokes, a professor of culture and gender studies at the University of Michigan and author of “Translocas: The Politics of Puerto Rican Drag and Trans Performance.”

    “It is a space where people explore their identities,” said La Fountain-Stokes, who has done drag himself. “But it is also a place where people simply make a living. Drag is a job. Drag is a legitimate artistic expression that brings people together, that entertains, that allows certain individuals to explore who they are and allows all of us to have a very nice time. So it makes literally no sense for legislators, for people in government, to try to ban drag.”

    Fine. I don’t care. Demystifying and decriminalizing the human body and sexuality in general is not the worst thing in the world.

    Some people are utterly obsessed with and consumed by sex. Others are not.

    • rhywun

      They’re not trying to “ban drag” you fucking liar.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        If it’s not mandatory for everyone, including children fresh from the womb, it’s banned.

    • Grumbletarian

      You mean you don’t clearly remember Milton Berle gyrating lewdly around children while wearing lingerie and heels?

      • rhywun

        And letting them stroke his tuck?

    • EvilSheldon

      There’s a hell of a long distance between Mrs. Doubtfire and 8-year-olds in tube tops giving grown men lapdances, you fucking pederast…

  26. Pat

    Aversion Therapy Is Back, And It’s Coming From The Trans Lobby

    In the 1950s, effeminate men who demonstrated any hint of same-sex attraction were often referred for conversion therapy, where they underwent a series of pseudoscientific “treatments” — from nausea-inducing drugs to brain surgeries and ice baths — designed to rid them of their homosexual urges.

    While I’m a theologically orthodox Protestant who believes in my faith’s historic teaching on marriage and sexual ethics, I hope we can all agree that prescribing bodily harm as any kind of “solution” for someone’s failure to conform to sex roles or stereotypes is wrong. Coercing people, under duress, to manufacture attraction that doesn’t exist is equally problematic.

    But nearly a century later, this is all still happening, only this time it’s the transgender lobby that’s perpetuating it. Just look at this illustration I tweeted from a friend’s lesbian dating app a few days ago:

    The backlash to my post was as swift as it was fierce: “You’re just jealous because these women are more beautiful than you’ll ever be.” “Eat a bullet, bigot!” It’s like 1950s-style aversion therapy all over again, only the conditioning isn’t limited to a clinical office; it’s completely consumed every corner of society. “You will be attracted to the people we have chosen for you, or else!”

    The trans lobby is waging a full-on war against sexual orientation and “genital preferences,” which are now deemed “transphobic.”

    My friend’s experience isn’t an isolated incident. Last week, a heated panel discussion went viral in which a young woman unleashed on a man who said he would never date a “transwoman” because he’s not attracted to males. In the video, you can see the woman storm off the stage, assassinate the young man’s character, and refuse to further engage in the discussion, citing his “bigotry.”

    The young man calmly tried to explain that he was not physically attracted to males, and she would hear nothing of it. “Shut the f-ck up, bigot,” was her impassioned response.

    Similarly, Bill Maher recently hosted a gay man on his show who said, “Gay men are being told, if you do not want to have sex with a vagina, you’re actually a bigot.” 

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The trans lobby is waging a full-on war against sexual orientation and “genital preferences,” which are now deemed “transphobic.”

      Then I guess I’m transphobic.

      Fuck off. If you happen to die, I don’t particularly care anymore.

    • Tundra

      While I’m a theologically orthodox Protestant who believes in my faith’s historic teaching on marriage and sexual ethics…

      Sure you do.

    • Rat on a train

      What’s the problem? The meal looks vegan.

      • juris imprudent

        My meat identifies as vegan! Shut your face, bigot.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Drag does not typically involve nudity or stripping, which are more common in the separate art of burlesque. Explicitly sexual and profane language is common in drag performances, but such content is avoided when children are the target audience. At shows meant for adults, venues or performers generally warn beforehand about age-inappropriate content.

    There. See?

    • R C Dean

      Catch the motte and bailey there?

      No nudity or stripping = totally appropriate for toddlers and grade schoolers.

  28. The Other Kevin

    The Patrick Kane era didn’t start too well, with the Rangers collapsing in the third. I guess it will take time.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The Era without Quick for the Kings won’t be tested until we play Vegas.

    • db

      Dr. Girlfriend is really pissed that the Pens traded Blueger.

    • Pat

      Illinois college professor says African-Americans should get ‘black bereavement leave’ when a black person is killed (even if they have NO connection to them)

      Instead of “black bereavement leave” maybe we should call it something more catchy and modern, say, Colored People Time.

      • R C Dean

        Every day, in so many ways, academics prove the wisdom of our ancestors in marginalizing and ignoring academics. We should get back to that.

      • whiz

        Hmm, so blacks never have to work? Black people are killed every day — Chicago alone might almost account for that.

    • AlexinCT

      Didn’t colleges have a policy that would allow roommates to not have to face their grades if one of them got dead? I remember this led to someone throwing their roommate out of a 23rd story residential building cause they were going to end up losing their scholarship. Now we want to make the same rule for gangbangers?

      Homey don’t play that!

  29. The Late P Brooks

    “Rather than focus on actual policy issues facing Tennesseans, politicians would rather spend their time and effort misconstruing age-appropriate performances at a library to pass as many anti-LGBTQ+ bills as they can,” Sarah Warbelow, legal director for the Human Rights Campaign, said in a statement last week.

    Rather than focus on the needs and desires of the overwhelming majority of their constituents, as one would expect in a so called democracy, we demand that the legislature cater to the whims of a vanishingly small slice of the population!

  30. Certified Public Asshat

    Who are we boycotting today?

    Boycott Walgreens Calls Grow After Pharmacy Stops Selling Abortion Pills

    Calls to boycott Walgreens are growing online after the pharmacy store chain announced that it will no longer sell abortion pills in its shops, even in the states where it would be legal for them to do so—including Alaska, Iowa, Kansas, and Montana.

  31. Certified Public Asshat

    Hopefully Brochetta is not around:

    Fine. I’ll do it. Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hersheys. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to:https://t.co/QVnCwoBu17 — Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) March 3, 2023

  32. Gustave Lytton

    Dunkin’ locations weren’t common when I was a kid but we had the commercials too. The last ones in the state closed about twenty years ago.

    • R.J.

      Interesting. There are a bunch down here in Texas. Also Shipley’s, which was here first.

      • rhywun

        In NYC we have a Dunkins on every other block it seems.

      • Fatty Bolger

        And a cop in every one.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    But the last time they called for 11 inches we got 3.

    That’s what she said.

    • The Other Kevin

      TOK with the assist!

      • juris imprudent

        Brooks and his damn refusal to thread!

    • AlexinCT

      That’s what you get for doing online dating…

  34. Bob Boberson

    Glib pol: Saving seats on Southwest flights; cunty or fair play?

    This is the second southwest flight I’ve been on where passengers around me got verbally nasty to each other because someone in boarding group A sat down and saved a seat for boarding group B or C.

    The bottom line is the airlines and government have conspired to make flying a hellish experience.

    • AlexinCT

      I am not flying an airline where I can’t pick my seat and then get to sit in it.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I fly almost exclusively SW because I don’t have to pay a premium for a window seat (or checked bags or any of the other nickel and dime charges) . I just have to remember to check in early.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Single person to a +1 it’s a great system. More than 2 in a party that just cannot spend 1-3 hours apart it breaks down

      • juris imprudent

        JFC, I’m happy to move away from some parent with a kid or two in tow.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        We’ve done one or two trips with 3 of us (right after kiddo #1 aged out of being a lap child), and being in the early Bs wasn’t bad. I think there was one leg where we got mid-Bs and I had to sit behind instead of next to, but no biggie. I’d hate to have done that as a late B or C.

        Actually, now that I think about it, I’ve seen a flight attendant intervene when there was a mom and a small kid in C and there were no more seats together. Somebody got a handful of drink tickets to move to a middle seat.

      • juris imprudent

        got a handful of drink tickets

        Damn, I guess I should be more of a hold-out.

      • robc

        On SWA, if your kid is 5 or less, you get to family board after A regardless of your group. We took advantage of that. C40…nah, I will board after A.

      • EvilSheldon

        This. When I’m flying, I’m often flying with a bunch of guns. Those free checked bags save me a lot of money in the long run.

        Plus, the service with Southwest is usually a few notches above the sullen incompetence you get with the rest of the US domestic carriers…

    • Gustave Lytton

      It’s cunty but it’s SW so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • Bob Boberson

        In both cases the nearby flight attendant just pretends they don’t hear the argument.

      • AlexinCT

        Why the fuck would you get involved in that shitshow when there is no clear policy you can enforce?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        The policy is clear though, and it would seem to be part of their job.

      • AlexinCT

        Well then you should call them out on it and make them do the job. Especially when someone is being a dick about holding seat for people that have not yet boarded. Fuck them.

      • The Last American Hero

        I was boarding a non-SW flight leaving Vegas back during the Obama years. The pilot came on during boarding and said Obama is coming and if we can get the plane on the runway in 30 minutes we could fly home but if not we would be waiting for at least an hour on the tarmac.

        You have never seen a plane load more promptly and orderly. It was like the whole passenger roster turned into the 101st Airborne.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m going to assume that this airline doesn’t do assigned seating.

      In that case, it’s fair game for a small number of reservations – ie you can reserve a seat for another passenger you’re flying with, but not 5.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Depends on the specifics. If you’re just grabbing the middle seat next to you for your travel partner who is 10 people behind you, it’s less bad. If you’re taking the entire emergency exit row on both sides for your backgammon team back in C45, that’s pretty bad.

    • EvilSheldon

      Cunty, and the flight attendants should be shutting this bullshit down most rikki-tik.

      Saving seats (or expecting a seat to be saved) is a behavior that you should have matured out of around 4th grade.

      • Bob Boberson

        This is my instinct as well. I understand saving a middle seat for say, your spouse, if for some reason you were in different boarding groups but besides that is just seems rude and entitled. The guys who did it in the seat row behind me was only saving one, and it was a middle seat. That being said he was a huge bitch about someone asking to sit there.

        The time before it was a woman saving an entire row for her friends. I was very annoyed that the attendant didn’t shut that down.

      • R C Dean

        If I was flying by myself (no Mrs. Dean to embarrass), I would have plopped my ass right in the middle of that row and refused to move.

      • Bob Boberson

        I was already sat in both cases and not involved directly. Just bothers me when people act like that.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        👆

    • Ownbestenemy

      Saving for group B bo biggie but if you have a C boarding group, you have a full flight. Spend some time alone for the flight if you are in separate boarding groups or pay the 15 dollars for A1-15

      • Rat on a train

        That is the scheme. Have one person pay for priority boarding to reserve seats for the rest.

      • EvilSheldon

        Ayo. I’m usually too lazy and disorganized to remember to check in early. Business Select is a godsend.

    • Rat on a train

      Well, on another airline you could get someone demanding you give up the reserved seat you paid.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Or worse, a flight attendant actually demanding you to move.

    • The Other Kevin

      I like SW as well. My team doesn’t have the budget to pay extra for assigned seats, and there have been plenty of times on United or American where a bunch of us cripples were put in the very last row. On SW we get to board first, and we grab the first few rows. Mostly the abled bodied people with us just sit wherever, we don’t save seats. But I also don’t see a problem with someone saving one or two seats.

    • SDF-7

      I’d say fair play, personally. First come, first serve — but if groups / families want to sit together and one gets an earlier boarding group, well enough.

      But I fly rarely enough (and haven’t since the Unknown Virus of Indeterminate Origin) that I frankly can’t care enough anyway. The flight is such a relatively short part of a trip, it isn’t worth raising my blood pressure about it (as opposed to being jammed into the tiny damned seats and all).

    • Fatty Bolger

      Cunty. If you want to sit next to each other, fly with an airline that lets you pick your seats.

    • juris imprudent

      OK, between this and DST we are in a very trivial mood today, aren’t we?

      • Tundra

        The alternative is talking about war, recession or mutilating children.

        Trivial is ok.

      • juris imprudent

        Fair point.

      • robc

        Better than ok.

        I am flying back to KY tomorrow for a funeral on Tuesday. So I am fine with trivial.

      • Mojeaux

        recession or mutilating children

        Oh, in my rant below, I forgot about those two things.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Pep talk?

    German Chancellor Olaf Scholz will hold confidential talks on Friday in Washington with U.S. President Joe Biden about the war in Ukraine amid growing concerns that China may provide weapons to Russia as its invasion of Ukraine grinds into a second year.

    Scholz set off on the one-day trip, which unusually will not include a press delegation, late on Thursday.

    Biden and Scholz will meet for an hour at the White House, including a significant “one-on-one component,” a senior U.S. official said, giving the two men a chance to “exchange notes” on their respective recent meetings with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy and the state of the war.

    “Both of the leaders wanted this to be a working-level meeting, wanted it to be very much a get down into the weeds, focused on the issues of Ukraine,” the official said.

    A major topic will be the push to deliver fresh Western support to Ukrainian forces, which are bracing for new Russian offensive in coming weeks, officials said. Washington is due to announce a new $400 million military aid package for the Kyiv government on the day of Scholz’s visit, officials said.

    Hang in there. We can turn this thing into a global war if we really set our minds to it. We’ll all be famous!

    • AlexinCT

      Is this the same asshat that admitted Germany’s military couldn’t defend it?

      • Swiss Servator

        The Bundeswehr hasn’t been able to do shite since the late 1990s.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Conference to discuss the progress, or lack thereof, on the eastern front? Where have I seen that before?

    • db

      If nothing else, this war is going to desensitize world leaders about going to war with nuclear armed powers, and that will not end well.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    “U.S. policymakers have a chronic concern that industrial European powerhouses like Germany will allow their commercial interests in China to temper their willingness to take tough positions on security and geopolitical issues,” said Daniel Russel, who served as the top U.S. diplomat for East Asia under President Barack Obama and is now with the Asia Society.

    “The Biden administration will use the Scholz visit to try to shift Germany’s balance in the direction of stronger pushback.”

    Damn your self-interest!

  37. The Late P Brooks

    OK, between this and DST we are in a very trivial mood today, aren’t we?

    20″ wheels on a restomod ’69 Camaro convertible; ready, set, go!

    • UnCivilServant

      40″ Mini-monster truck that baby.

    • Timeloose

      No. Unless the wheel wells are enlarged.

      In general, having a low profile tire with a huge wheel looks stupid on a muscle car. Try a 16-18′ wheel with a higher profile tire. No donks please.

      This is what I see when one does this.

      https://www.pinterest.com/pin/190066046766186966/

      • Sean

        Eeeeewwwww!

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I’ve had skateboards that probably ride better than that thing.

      • dorvinion

        agreed

        20/21 inch wheels look good on a modern sporty car

        they look like ass on a classic

      • juris imprudent

        Damn – couldn’t you wait until a Weds to post an abomination like that?

    • R C Dean

      No. Just no. And carving up classic sheet metal to enlarge the wheel wells should get you a whipping.

      I love me a restomod, when the mod part is invisible from the street. I have no objection to good custom jobs, either. But don’t half-ass it with this year’s trendy wheels. It’s like getting a face tattoo to impress a girl.

  38. Count Potato

    Today in infectology

    “EXCLUSIVE: Floridians are told not to wash their face with tap water amid brain-eating bug fears: Public health experts issue warning after man died from amoeba-infested water”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11813179/Floridians-told-not-tap-water-face-amid-brain-eating-bug-fears.html

    “I’m a porn star and an ex-boyfriend made me feel like a ‘disgusting person’ and refused to kiss me after I’d been at work”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11816109/Porn-star-Riley-Reid-spoke-ex-boyfriend-feel-disgusting.html

    Riley Reid? I’d rather take my chances with Florida water.

    • AlexinCT

      She wanted to kiss the guy after a hard core Bukkake session or some shit without showering first?

      • Gustave Lytton

        And she had a long hard day at the office, too!

      • SDF-7

        Just because she had to deal with a fucking coworker or two…..

    • Rat on a train

      It is simple. Don’t run untreated water up your nose.

    • R.J.

      It is really, really hard to get that amoeba.You have to get contaminated water right up your nose. And those things are everywhere. Not just in Florida.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        But DeSantis is killing everyone in Florida with his public health policies dude.

    • Timeloose

      Won’t added saline kill the protozoa?

      • kinnath

        Not if it’s common in sea water or brackish backwaters.

      • Timeloose

        I’m assuming my tap water already has chlorine in it.

      • R.J.

        If you are planning on using any pressurized water up your nose, ass, ears, anywhere, you should sterilize it by boiling thoroughly first. That amoeba is one of a thousand hazards in water.

      • juris imprudent

        I think you have to go with distilled to be safe. I recall warnings about hot springs even.

      • Rat on a train

        It is in fresh water.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Whoah, her husband looks like Dahmer.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    That movie lat night was an all out assault on the senses. And not in a good way.

    • R.J.

      *Puffs out chest
      My job is done here.

  40. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    New toaster oven = reverse sear!!

    Goodbye, crappy RV oven…it’s going to become pot & pan storage now.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      I had to take the legs off of it to get it to fit in the drawer (no counter space for storage)

      • juris imprudent

        Uhm, air flow for heat dissipation?

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        It’ll sit on the stove top when i use it, so it will have air flow

    • R C Dean

      👍

  41. Count Potato

    “A university finally stands up to woke virtue signaling

    The first thing that happened was that the university’s board of governors voted to ban compelled speech.

    That is, they voted against the pathetic DEI (or DIE) statements that so many institutions in this country now demand at the door.”

    https://nypost.com/2023/03/02/a-university-finally-stands-up-to-woke-virtue-signaling/

    “Shocking video shows black kids attack, force white kids to say ‘Black lives matter’ at Ohio school: cops”

    https://nypost.com/2023/03/03/black-kids-forced-white-kids-to-say-black-lives-matter-cops/

    The duality of man.

    • R C Dean

      “Of course Black Lives Matter. Almost as much as white lives, in fact.”

      *beatdown commences*

  42. Mojeaux

    Permanent DST #FTW!

    As for being in a trivial mood, I’m too emotionally exhausted from the non-trivial shit we are forced to put up with. I haven’t had a gas stove since I was a child, but I still want one and the gas stove going bye-bye is just another nail in the coffin of our freedom. Wind farms are stupid, ineffective, and dangerous and nobody will/can build nukes. Ford building self-repo’ing cars, which will be abused immediately out of the gate. Paypal et al wanting our SSNs, and the $600 1099 minimum that is supposed to catch the rich people. The IRS going after more lower- and middle-income people. Discover tracking people who buy guns and ammo. Printing money and sending it all to the Ukraine, which is not innocent. TPTB want us to die, and if not die, be miserable.

    So yeah, I’mma be happy about maybe standard time going away. It’s a total non-issue and something almost everybody wants, and they can’t even do that for us.

    • Bob Boberson

      ^What you said. My primary dismay comes from the fact that, other than here, I can hardly find anyone who can be bothered to even care, to include some of the people closest to me. COVID taught me that valuing liberty is a nearly extinct value in our culture.

      • Mojeaux

        So. Many. Things.

        My problem is, my people (family/friends) care, but we can’t have a civil discussion about it, and even if we could, I can’t think on my feet fast enough to be persuasive.

      • Bob Boberson

        I mostly get blank stares followed by polite changes of conversation. It’s distasteful so it’s much easier to bury your head in the sand and trust that the expert class knows what they are doing.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t debate well, because remembering the supporting information that led me to my conclusions on the fly just isn’t something that comes naturally to me.

        I also overestimate the ability of data to persuade. Turns out persuasion has nothing to do with facts.

      • Mojeaux

        Same.

        The things libertarians generally espouse are on the surface, harder and less attractive than the government/activist-proposed alternative. Dig deeper, and it’s even worse because then you have to think and put connections together that you wouldn’t normally connect, and you’re asking people to do a lot of hard work, even when you lay it out for them.

        Rational actors are going to pursue the course of least resistance. That’s why I say that people on welfare are the rational actors, and not those who are not.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      It has not been brought up yet, but permanent DST was tried before and it was unpopular.

      Permanent standard time, embrace it.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        My most persuasive argument yet: if the Sunshine Protection Act passed by unanimous consent in the Senate, then we should all be wary and oppose it.

      • Bones

        This is the way…

  43. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    De La Soul’s back catalog is finally streaming, apparently

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Not too long ago they gave away all their songs for free for download. Well, you did have to give them your email address.

      • Tundra

        Thanks. I’ll check it out.

    • R C Dean

      Wow. That stinks on ice. He’s going to meet a couple of mysterious feds with what he thinks is evidence that the OK City bombing wasn’t just McVeigh, and on the way there decides to cut himself up, run into a field, and shoot himself in the head? No autopsy, no evidence released to the public to support the official finding of suicide?

      • Bob Boberson

        In regard to what Mojeux said above; while things seem like they have never been worse, it sure seems like the 90’s was a high watermark for unforgivable government atrocities. I suspect the corruption and depravity has been a steady state of bad for much longer than any of plus supposes.

      • Bob Boberson

        *us

  44. The Late P Brooks

    I like this better.

    But am kind of boring.

    I like just about everything about that car, except the vinyl roof and the powerglide. Three pedals, or GTFO!

    Also-

    I might accept 16″ wheels on a restomod, but no bigger. Tires must have a sidewall no shorter than 60 series aspect ratio.

    A tire/wheel with no compliance other than structural flex of the wheel itself requires a suspension specifically designed around it.

    • Sean

      1 – These MF’rs…I’ve been using my horn a lot more lately.
      2 – Doh!

      • Sensei

        RE: #1

        It’s PA it’s what people do there.

      • Sean

        I can’t flip people off anymore since I got my windows tinted.

        😉

    • R C Dean

      If the guy he hit road raged and shot him, I’d probably vote to convict of some lower level of manslaughter.

      If he just beat the shit out of him, I’d vote to acquit all day long.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Also, big open wheels which showcase puny stock brakes look stupid.

  46. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    I hear that DST was started at the behest of pineapple farmers. Somehow it helps them meet the demand for pineapple on pizzas. That’s what I heard anyway.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Today’s Idiots In Cars

    I love people who can’t see past the end of their own hood.

  48. Tundra

    Car guys: what do you know about the old Land Rovers? Say an 88 series or similar. Nightmare? There seems to be a ton of resources for parts, etc.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Leaf springs? 🤷‍♀️

    • Sensei

      British – so electrics.

      My understanding is while the body is aluminium the frames readily rot. Not sure if it’s the steel or something galvanic with the body.

      Generally people like the Buick V8.

    • R.J.

      The v8 was an aluminum unit which had multiple points of failure. A common thing is to swap it for an LT chevy for reliability or get a remanufactured unit that uses different alloys on the piston sleeves and prevents otherwise catastrophic failure. Asking if ot has a swap or a proper quality rebuilt unit is key. A cheap rebuild can fail again.

      https://www.roverparts.com/rover-engines/

      • R.J.

        Oh, also the wiring harnesses made by Lucas are a point of failure to replace. See snark below, which has more than a grain of truth to it.

        http://www.bctriumphregistry.com/smoke.htm

      • Tundra

        I had a Triumph. Well versed in Lucas quirks!

      • R.J.

        Other than that it is the normal quirks of an older car. “Don’t get a rust bucket” is the usual statement to say.

      • Mojeaux

        I rode a 1976 Triumph (motorcycle) once. The gear shift and throttle were switched. Damn near killed myself.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    20/21 inch wheels look good on a modern sporty car

    I can’t say I even agree with that, just from my personal aesthetic sensibilities. At least in the case of modern cars the tire/wheel/suspension/brake is a unified package.

    • dorvinion

      At least in the case of modern cars the tire/wheel/suspension/brake is a unified package.

      That’s what I mean – it was designed with the expectation of having such large wheels

      We bought a car recently with 21 inch wheels and its by far my favorite of the 3 wheel sizes offered
      Even the wife who is largely indifferent to such considerations thought the 19 inch wheel option in particular looked awful on this vehicle.
      Downside is that we do need to be very wary of curbs and potholes of course.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Car guys: what do you know about the old Land Rovers? Say an 88 series or similar. Nightmare? There seems to be a ton of resources for parts, etc.

    Simple to work on. Nearly indestructible. Deathly slow.

    • R C Dean

      Excellent candidate for a restomod. Real engine, drive train, suspension. Upgrade the interior with good seats and sound system (but no fucking screens). You’d have a great vehicle.

    • juris imprudent

      For something meant to rumble over rough roads or open terrain, slow isn’t a problem.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of restomods…

    Sticking a Willys Overland wagon body on something like a ’90s Ford Explorer frame would make a nice little cruiser.

      • R.J.

        That’s pretty awesome there. Hard work has been done already too.

      • R C Dean

        Nice. A good restomod, IMO. They did power steering and disc brakes, which are the other things I would want on a vehicle like that.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Cute. Two wheel drive; I wonder what ring and pinion they put in it.