394 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    sup’ banjos

    whaddup doh’

    • SDF-7

      Well, her song choice definitely nails how I feel about politics and culture these days.

      • pistoffnick

        Same, but I LIKE anchovy pizza

      • DrOtto

        Back in the day I worked at Domino’s and we had a customer that would religiously order an anchovy pizza. We didn’t have anchovies on the topping list but we were next door to a grocery store and we would buy a tin of anchovies for the guy’s pizza. They stunk the entire store up baking that pie.

  2. Cowboy

    Morning yall happy friday

  3. Rebel Scum

    On Thursday evening, a Manhattan grand jury voted to indict former President Donald Trump in connection to alleged payouts made to porn star Stormy Daniels.

    Read somewhere else it was 30 counts of bullshit. But I find this all entertaining.

    • Rebel Scum

      Speak of the devil…

      The indictment issued by a Manhattan grand jury against former President Donald Trump on Thursday will include more than 30 counts related to business fraud, according to CNN.

    • Rat on a train

      Going the IRS route claiming each entry on a form counts as a separate offense? SCOTUS recently rejected that doctrine.

      • SDF-7

        This is Manhattan — home of the “The Supreme Court just said our gun policies are unconstitutional…. we’ll put them back and let the lawsuits wind through for another 6 years… nyah nyah!”. See also: The appeals court may care, I’ll bet the trial court won’t.

      • Rat on a train

        +1 Biden: It’s probably unconstitutional but it works while it goes through the courts.

      • Tonio

        The process is the punishment, and the courts cannot exercise prior restraint.

    • SDF-7

      Yeah… 30 counts surprises me. Still sealed, so all we can do is guess — if it really is all built on the payouts, they must have decided every payment to the lawyer counted or some stupid crap. Kind of wonder if there’s something different there… but it is such an open and transparent process (sarc) and all….

      Oh, and we have this viewpoint to look forward to from the left (and probably the jury, I expect the same non-partisan rigorous holding to the law as DC courts have shown up there in Manhattan…)

      Back to “see song choice for today”.

  4. Rat on a train

    Donald “Ham Sandwich” Trump

    • Pope Jimbo

      So much for getting (((their))) vote I guess.

  5. AlexinCT

    President Trump indicted by NYC grand jury

    I am guessing that now that J6 has been proven to be a government inside job and all bullshit, the machine is looking to force the people into actually doing something that lets them crack down on anyone that opposes the corruptocracy and the dnc crime syndicate it owns.

    • SDF-7

      Personally, I think they were going to back out but the Tranny Day of Vengeance was getting too much press so they needed to dangle a shiny thing in front of the media and change the conversation before a real backlash built up.

    • Homple

      Also, bad news coming about Ukraine’s glorious victory being postponed for a couple centuries.

  6. AlexinCT

    Donald Trump Indictment Includes over 30 Counts Related to Business Fraud

    This here is how I know this is all shit being flung against a wall hoping something, anything, sticks. Trumps business is run by lawyers and other people, so pretending that Trump did this directly is only something idiots fall for.

    • Tonio

      Yes, I dread opening my social media this morning. I know there’s going to be a retard chorus of “We finally got him. Hurr. Durr.”

      • AlexinCT

        How many times do they have to be promised they will get to kick the football only to see it be moved by Lucy while they whiff, before they finally get that they are being played by evil fucking people?

      • Tonio

        Never. That’s the same reason they hate and fear us. They are entirely dependent upon their worldview where government is good, and we always need more of a good thing. Just as we are always one gun law away from stopping school shootings.

      • juris imprudent

        Stupid really is worse than evil.

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, the people that despite all facts and a never ending series of failure after failure by government keep pretending government fixes things baffle me. I surmise it is a mental disorder where if they admitted their was no government to come save them, they would be totally on their won and lots.

      • AlexinCT

        own and lost….

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I think a lot of them aren’t being played anymore. There is an entire class of people whose entire self is wrapped up in this political soap opera stuff. They personally have achieved nothing. They personally do next to nothing. They are, both left and right, true NPCs. Their emotions are not their own. Their words are not their own. Those things are their TEAM’s for the using. They’re not being played. They’re being parasitized Matrix-style for their emotional and social capital.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Hoffer looms large.

        The less justified a man is in claiming excellence for his own self, the more ready he is to claim all excellence for his nation, his religion, his race, or his own holy cause.

      • Plisade

        “When the great Tao is forgotten,
        goodness and piety appear.

        When the body’s intelligence declines,
        cleverness and knowledge step forth.

        When there is no peace in the family,
        filial piety begins.

        When the country falls into chaos,
        patriotism is born.”

        “When they lose their sense of awe,
        people turn to religion.

        When they no longer trust themselves,
        they begin to depend upon authority.”

      • juris imprudent

        Or as Franklin put it “when the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic Government, being incapable of any other.”

      • AlexinCT

        Some of us don’t feel the compelling need to become sheep. Some can’t live without being sheep.

        Herd animals will be herd animaled…

      • CPRM

        true NPCs

        In my Fallout mods I have where you can make NPCs perform tasks by assigning them to this little rug, I have noticed that the greeters at wal-mart are standing on same such little rugs. Maybe I AM inside a video game…

  7. AlexinCT

    Nashville Transgender Shooter’s Manifesto Will Be Released to Public

    After they edit or censors it? Cause I don’t need the manifesto at this point to know the motive of this evil fucking woman. Dead name my balls.

    • WTF

      There is also the caveat that it will be released after the FBI is done with it. And we know the FBI will sit on things for years because it’s still “an ongoing investigation”.

      • AlexinCT

        I wouldn’t be surprised this never get released. Period. Because this is going to expose the evil agenda of the machine.

      • Pope Jimbo

        It might also have an acknowledgement section that mentions a FBI by name.

        “Special thanks to G. Manuel Hoover for all the good ideas!”

  8. Pine_Tree

    IF Trump could suppress his ego a bit and think, then right now is the chance to cement an alliance with DeSantis. It was never gonna happen incrementally. This is sortof a friction weld.

    He should step back and be seen fighting the (ahem) trumped-up charges and become the public face of the partnership while DeSantis becomes the actual candidate for the future.

    Gonna do it? Doubt it.

    • juris imprudent

      Suppress his ego? Ask him to stop consuming oxygen why don’t you?

      • Pine_Tree

        Well statistically and biologically, that’s gonna happen reasonably soon anyway. So part of “grow a brain” is to figure that out and leave an obvious “annointed” successor in a winning situation, instead of just flaming out.

      • juris imprudent

        What would he care about a successor – he’ll be off the stage, there will be no more applause for him.

      • Pine_Tree

        Legacy. Being the one to (in his mind) pick a successor, set a course for the future, etc. Something bigger than oneself.

        That’s what a real man would do.

        But he’s him. So like I said – grow a brain.

      • robc

        Once Bassett died, there was no one to stop Trump’s ego from destroying the USFL.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Agree that it will never happen. If DeSantis offered Trump a high level position in his administration like a task force for rooting out the swamp, maybe.

      • Homple

        Nobody less ruthless than Stalin can root out the swamp.

      • juris imprudent

        And when it comes down to it – did Stalin actually clean out a swamp in the Soviet Union? Or did he kill off mostly competent people? It’s so easy to believe a stupid story because it promises a happy outcome at no cost to you!

    • Drake

      You are are right of course. I have my doubts about both of them, but yeah a team-up might work.

      • WTF

        DeSantis did say that Florida wouldn’t cooperate with any extradition proceedings due to the dubious nature of the whole thing.

      • R.J.

        The line I will use here is don’t let perfect become the enemy of good. They are still politicians, and inherently will have flaws which irritate. Would they provide a bulwark against WEF-sponsored societal collapse? Yes they would. That is all you can ask for at this point.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        I want people that will stand up against the WEF/globalist cabal, the CCP and the people it has bought and owns in our corruptocracy, and that in general believe America, for all its flaws, was better than the alternatives.

      • juris imprudent

        That’s a big point about the dollar as reserve currency – it is necessary to make the globalist system work. Assume even a significant portion of trade goes the China-Brazil route, that’s going to impede globalism.

      • AlexinCT

        They are already hard at work replacing the dollar with a central bank run crypto currency so they can keep playing this modern monetary insane shit.

      • juris imprudent

        Good luck with that.

      • AlexinCT

        Doesn’t stop them from doing real destructive shit to take us there…

      • juris imprudent

        We get destruction in one form or another – it’s what humans do.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Would DeSantis truly be any different than Biden, Obama, or Bush? I seriously doubt it. He’s part of the controlled opposition. A professional actor (like almost every politician) brought in to hijack the MAGA element, neutralize it, and bring it back safely within GOP control. Just as was done with the Tea Party.

        It spoke volumes that the Senate was receiving briefings that there was no 2016 election interference from Russia, and not a single Republican senator came forward to dispel the Democrats rants about Russian election stealing. It’s a uniparty solidly through.

      • prolefeed

        DeSantis is one of the few politicians who frequently says stuff that I agree with. If anyone could peel off enough reflexively leftist voters in swing states, that would be him IMO.

      • Michael Malaise

        Ballots, not votes.

        As of right now there is no path to 270.

      • Grummun

        Nah you just go down 79, hit 70 west and the interchange with 270 is about 25 miles.

  9. juris imprudent

    I give the China-Brazil agreement less than 2 years before they agree to some 3rd party stable currency. Or, the trade between the two will diminish as long as they insist on their own currencies as both are even more manipulated (by the respective govts) than the dollar is!

    • Drake

      Russia, India, and Saudi Arabia will also be major players in that deal.

      • juris imprudent

        With what? What common currency are they going to use? Without that, everything is bilateral and depends on which country is doing the more aggressive currency manipulation (for their benefit).

      • AlexinCT

        You are gonna be my prison bitch. NO! YOU are gonna be my prison bitch!..

        /Prison bitches fighting over who will be bitched…

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        We’ll see if they manage to come up with a commodity basket to value against. It’s a tall order, but there is motivation to do so. Whatever happens, the movement away from the dollar appears to be real and gaining steam.

        And we’ll see who has how much gold in their central banks.

      • juris imprudent

        Hahahaha, and people think the dollar is unreliable.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Well, when the dollar and the international banking settlement system becomes a weapon of war…

      • juris imprudent

        Exactly. What was the world like 6-700 years ago?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Personally, I think it’s too early to tell what will happen.

        All I really know is that the monetary regime which has been in place for almost eighty years is ending and the transition phase is going to be rough. There’s a lot of very powerful entities with different ideas about what should come next. I’m just hoping to not get stomped on.

        I also know that when it comes to banking, there are practically zero politicians who understand it and aren’t lying about the situation.

      • juris imprudent

        The only thing a politician is an expert at is getting elected. All other knowledge is secondary, at best.

    • The Last American Hero

      I give the thing 5 years before it goes in the shitter. You can’t trust any of the information coming out of these countries, except for sort of India. And Indian financial statements are generated by starting with the desired profit and cooking the books in reverse until you get the numbers to balance. In other words, the whole thing is a fiction.

      It has all the problems the Euro has, but with even more authoritarian governments that are even more corrupt than France or Germany.

  10. Rebel Scum

    Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said his state “will not assist” in any extradition request by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg amid what he called “questionable circumstances” while slamming the charges against former President Donald Trump as “un-American” and as a “weaponization of the legal system to advance a political agenda.”

    It’s treason then.

    • SDF-7

      “In other unrelated news… President Biden is sending a resupply convoy to Fort Sumter, South Carolina….”

      • WTF

        It really does seem like the Democrats want to have Civil War 2.0 despite how the first one went for them.

      • UnCivilServant

        “This time We’ve got the North!”

      • Gustave Lytton

        Civil war with no quarter. None of that reconciliation bullshit next time. Slaughter the losing side as traitors.

  11. Not Adahn

    So… setting courthouses on fire is still cool, or nah?

    • SDF-7

      Well, storming legislative bodies is all in vogue again — so like the “Be attractive, don’t be unattractive” rule — I’m sure it is fine as long as you fall under the “Be a marxist, don’t not be a marxist” check.

  12. Rebel Scum

    Uh….

    The Grand Jury has acted upon the facts and the law.

    No one is above the law, and everyone has the right to a trial to prove innocence.

    Hopefully, the former President will peacefully respect the system, which grants him that right.

    …that’s not how it’s supposed to work.

    • SDF-7

      Yup… someone’s still high on J6 Kanagaroo Court fumes, it seems.

    • AlexinCT

      If nobody is above the law, why are Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and multiple members of the Biden family out there living large & in charge?

      • WTF

        As SDF-7 noted, it is fine as long as you fall under the “Be a marxist, don’t not be a marxist” check.

      • Rat on a train

        Bragg is a reasonable prosecutor?

      • Tres Cool

        Isnt Sharpton still wandering around while owing the IRS millions ?

      • AlexinCT

        That must be his reparations…

      • WTF

        Just noticing that makes you racist.

      • The Last American Hero

        Wesley Snipes has a sad.

    • mindyourbusiness

      Didn’t know we supplanted the Code Napoleon for the Constituton…

      • dbleagle

        Pelosi won’t be happy until she can usher in Code Stalin.

    • NoDakMat

      I think the second sentence is actually worse. At least the drunken moron understands the basic idea that “everyone gets their day in court.”

      It’s much worse that she believes that the government grants us rights.

  13. Rebel Scum

    The number of Americans filing for unemployment benefits unexpectedly ticked higher last week, hitting the highest level in three weeks.

    Figures released Thursday by the Labor Department show initial claims for the week ended March 25 rose to 198,000 from the 191,000 recorded a week earlier. That marks the highest level since late February, although it is still below the 2019 pre-pandemic average of 218,000 claims.

    Listen, Jack. It’s the best economy ever. Especially since Bad Orange Man crashed it.

    • R.J.

      I like “unexpectedly.” Who didn’t see this coming, with the ending of the COVID gravy train?

  14. AlexinCT

    Trump’s indictment rests on this bizarre legal theory and has three major flaws

    It is all banana republic level bullshit. Shameful. The crooks in charge wield the law as a weapon against their enemies and to protect those they control & own. That is why the Clintons, Bushes, Obamas and Bidens are still presented as good people when they are tops in various crime syndicates while the one guy that told them he wanted to curtail the corruptocracy’s criminal use of its power, is an enemy of the state.

    Our country is run by a cabal of evil fucking people that hate the fact the serfs won’t just shut the fuck up and let them do what they want.

    • juris imprudent

      Soviet Union was not banana republic! Beria approves of this prosecution.

  15. Drake

    Tomorrow morning we look at a house way the hell out to where the hills almost meet the mountains. Would have an hour commute each way 3 days a week, but don’t even care anymore. Just looking for a place to watch from a distance as the American Empire comes in for a crash landing.

    • R.J.

      An hour each way isn’t too. bad. I used to do that. It will be worth it.

      • SDF-7

        Luxury. We used to dream of living in a box on the road! *cough*

        Oh, right… different rant. Yeah, back before I went officially remote, my commute was 2 hours. A lot of that is due to the crazy road layout through the “mountain” (overgrown hills, really) passes… if I could go due west, it would be less than an hour. As it is, to get to Silly Valley, have to swing south or north and then back the other way enough to stretch it out. Being California, no chance they’d improve roads or build another one, of course….

      • UnCivilServant

        … Shit, I think my commute is slow when it takes me a full half hour.

      • R.J.

        I did 1 1/2 hours each way, 5 days a week for over ten years. I wore out two good cars and another was irreparably wrecked when it was rear-ended. I do not miss it. I will say that W@H makes me fat though. Always there is a tradeoff.

      • Tres Cool

        When I worked at a steel mill, it was 99.6 miles from my driveway to our front gate. I had to go right through CIncy, and usually in the morning Id leave in time to miss (most of) the traffic, and it took me around 90 minutes. Coming home was a different story, since rush hour in CIncy/N. Kentucky starts around 3 pm.

        There were nights it took me 3 hours.

      • Rat on a train

        Reminds me of the few days I drove to NoVA. Traffic wasn’t bad at 0-dark-30 but the roads where packed 8 hours later. I noticed a lot of the federales showed up well after I arrived but left when I did. It was similar to the ones that put in 9 hour days but rode the same trains I did for an 8 hour day.

      • UnCivilServant

        RoaT, you’re forgetting that government multiplier.

      • robc

        My longest ever commute was 22 minutes (normal traffic). I knew it was too long when I bought the house.

      • UnCivilServant

        Perhaps a smaller house, or locating the office closer to the bedroom.

      • robc

        I chose the latter. Bedroom to office is now two flights of stairs (Bedroom is upstairs, office is in basement).

      • R.J.

        Roads are racist.

      • juris imprudent

        So, not only is Somalia a libertarian paradise, it isn’t racist!

      • Rat on a train

        I spent an hour each way on a train for 11 years. I would have taken a pay cut to work from home before COVID.

      • R.J.

        Yes. It was time lost, forever. I was not productive while driving for work or home. I would not be able to host Thursday movie night, or write additional content here if I still had to do that.

      • robc

        At least with a train you can do something, like read a book.

        Driving is worse. Although I would listen to econtalk podcasts, so it wasnt a complete waste.

      • Rat on a train

        I tolerated the commute because I could do other things. Still sucked to spend a couple hours each day, if no delays, stuck on a train.

      • robc

        Totally agree, just better than the smae amount of time driving, stuck in traffic.

      • Sensei

        1.25 hours door to door. Roughly 50 minutes of that is train.

        By NYC standards that is just about normal. Unless you walk to work and live in the neighborhood. Even that takes 20 minutes.

        My walk to Penn Station and the office is 15 minutes one way.

      • The Last American Hero

        It’s Cali, just park at the park and ride and take your high speed rail.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Did you live in Patterson?

      • SDF-7

        Very close… about 20 miles south.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        An hour each way sounds like hell to me.

      • Gustave Lytton

        On the plus side, two hours away from the family and work everyday. Crack open a beer, slide the seat back, throw the feet up on the wheel…

      • juris imprudent

        I’m just under an hour, but it’s all back roads with very little traffic. Worst part is getting behind a school bus on the morning route.

    • R C Dean

      One of my priorities when looking for a house each time we moved was the commute. They were mostly 20 – 30 minutes. The year we lived in Chicago it was around 30 unless the traffic was randomly fucked up. Unless I lost a job and got another one and the same city, I would never voluntarily have taken on a commute of an hour each way or more.

      • Timeloose

        An hour commute is right at the limits of what I can stand. My current commute is 20 min. That is about right for me (20-40 minutes). You can get your day out of your head on the way home and get your mind right on the way there.

        The worst for automobile wear and tear is the 1 hour balls out on a toll road commute. That one had me going through tires, in the winter the salt killed anything unprotected under the hood, and lots caffeine required on both ends. 85-95mph with the radar love active the whole time.

      • robc

        20 minutes is my upper limit, my commute in SC was just over that and drove me crazy. Especially when traffic would push it up to 30 in the afternoon.

    • wdalasio

      Best of luck on the place. I hope it’s the spot. Country homes rock.

      I made the move back in ’20. Best move I ever made. I have to drive (4 hours) into Charlotte for three days a week (I have a room in a house rented there). But, I wouldn’t move for the world.

      • Drake

        Thanks. If we do buy, we’d probably keep the rental for a while longer. The commute would be half highway and city, and half country roads in the sticks.

    • Grummun

      Hopefully you can dial that back to 2 (or 1!) days a week.

      Someone on this board (I forget who) said your neighbors should be far enough away you can take a leak off your front porch. This is true.

      • Fourscore

        I can but I would still pee on my pants

  16. rhywun

    They do know that Trump can run for prexy even from Rikers, right?

    • SDF-7

      Maybe it is Sean and his avatar, but I keep thinking of The Deadly Assassin — “That’s just a legal dodge!” “No sir, it is my Constitutional right.” and all.

      • Sean

        🙂

    • Banjos

      I think it’s a combo of trying to make their dipshit supporters happy and draining him of his resources and time to campaign.

      • Banjos

        They have to counter balance it with rejuvenating Trump’s base and handing him a ton of sympathy from fence sitters. But they are not intelligent enough to see that far.

      • AlexinCT

        I expect him to get millions in donations in record time because of this idiot move by the corruptocracy. The only virtue and boon for us is that the corruptocracy is basically run by a bunch of credentialed idiots with incredibly high opinions of their abilities and skills but that are mediocre at best, if not outright incompetently stupid.

      • Brawndo

        Yep and the idiots will pony up the cash even though Trump showed no loyalty to the people who supported him in the first place.

  17. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles — DuoTri is back, and I almost flubbed it. Main event was okay (for me), mediocrity by y’all’s standards:

    Daily Duotrigordle #394
    Guesses: 37/37
    Time: 04:38.29
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 431
    5️⃣7️⃣
    6️⃣4️⃣
    m-w.com/games/quordle

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 431
      3️⃣7️⃣
      4️⃣6️⃣
      m-w.com/games/quordle

      Blossom Puzzle, March 31
      Letters: A E I L N P R
      My score: 198 points
      My longest word: 8 letters
      💐 🌸 🌷 🌻 🌹 💮 🌼 🏵

      Play Blossom:
      https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

    • rhywun

      OMG complete roll of the dice on TR

      Daily Quordle 431
      3️⃣7️⃣
      4️⃣6️⃣

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 431
      4️⃣5️⃣
      6️⃣7️⃣

    • cavalier973

      Daily Quordle 431
      6️⃣4️⃣
      5️⃣3️⃣
      m-w.com/games/quordle
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    • Grosspatzer

      Daily Quordle 431
      4️⃣7️⃣
      5️⃣6️⃣
      m-w.com/games/quordle

      Blossom Puzzle, March 31
      Letters: A E I L N P R
      My score: 307 points
      My longest word: 9 letters
      🌷 🌺 💮 🌻 🏵 🌸 🌼 💐 🌹

      Play Blossom:
      https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

  18. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Come to college, let your freak flag fly, that’s why you’re here, right?

    https://hub.jhu.edu/2023/03/30/gender-affirming-closet/

    The Gender Affirming Closet is supported by Diversity Innovation Grant funding, which advances diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts across the institution. Fox and Nawrocki also solicited community support in the form of a clothing donation drive, partnering with individuals across the institution to set up drop off sites at the Applied Physics Lab, East Baltimore, Harbor East, Peabody, and Homewood campuses. All told, Hopkins affiliates donated over 700 individual clothing items that were carefully inventoried and organized by the student staff in Gender & Sexuality Resources. The donations allow Fox and Nawrocki to use the grant funding for more specialized items and services, such as chest binders, makeup products, and tailoring clothing items for individual needs—and if someone can’t find a clothing item in the closet, Fox and Nawrocki can use the grant funding to order it for them.

    I remember when Hopkins was indifferent to narcissistic student whining. It was “suck it up, buttercup, or fail out”

    • AlexinCT

      People keep catering to the whiny bunch of asshats with mental disorders and narcissistic personalities.

      • juris imprudent

        But enough about our political class.

      • AlexinCT

        That left a mark….

    • Certified Public Asshat

      “Even if folks aren’t engaging with the service, it’s indicative of our commitment to promoting inclusivity on campus,” Nawrocki says.

      Lol.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s all about meeeeeee…….

        It’s narcissists all the way down.

      • AlexinCT

        Funny how inclusivity, and tolerance, always seems to mean “people that agree with me”….

      • juris imprudent

        and people that serve me.

      • AlexinCT

        Well, these people know their proper fucking place….

        DON’T LET THAT MASK SLIP UNDER YOUR NOSE MARIA! AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MACCIATO AND MIMOSSA ALREADY?

      • AlexinCT

        You are supposed to pimp slap your sammich makers.. Not punch them… Ruins the wares..

    • wdalasio

      The Gender Affirming Closet

      So, if they get this, will they finally go back into the closet?

    • Not Adahn

      carefully inventoried

      Good. My sensitive skin can’t handle anything under 1600 thread count, and I don’t need to be wasting my time if the shade of teal isn’t correct.

    • Michael Malaise

      The Lyin’, The Which? and the Wardrobe.

    • SDF-7

      “Resistance is futile. The GOOP will assimilate you.”

    • Michael Malaise

      Paltrow is a top-notch troll. A real pro. Vagina-scented candles for $75 from a store named GOOP?

      She’s retail’s PT Barnum.

  19. Tres Cool

    If Trump (or any president or any ex- entitled to lifetime SS protection) would get incarcerated, what do they do with the SS detail?

    DOC says, “Go home boys. We’ll take it from here.” ?

    • Rat on a train

      cellmates?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Be sure to turn the cameras off when you leave.

    • Tonio

      Realistically, the worst he’d get is sentenced to house arrest, ie internal exile, which is the ultimate end game IMHO.

      • cavalier973

        “I have the best briar patch, believe me.”

      • The Last American Hero

        Can he move into a motorhome and still campaign around the country?

  20. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    There’s something about realistic interest rates that brings high flying pie-in-the-sky ideas down to earth.

    https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1641642288160833536

    RICHARD BRANSONS ROCKET COMPANY VIRGIN ORBIT HAS CEASED ITS OPERATIONS AND FIRED 90% OF ITS EMPLOYEES $VORB

    VIRGIN ORBIT WENT PUBLIC VIA A SPAC AT A $3.7 BILLION DOLLAR VALUATION. ITS CURRENTLY WORTH LESS THAN $50 MILLION DOLLARS

    One down, several thousand to go.

    • cyto

      Meanwhile, closer to home, I drove past the old location of the closest CiCi’s pizza. The guy who owned it was great. I asked him about his business every time we stopped in. Super nice guy, dedicated to customer service and kids having a good time. Actually made the best thin crust pizza, believe it or not. Not on the bar.. had to order special.

      Little league teams and church groups routinely filled the place. I brought busloads of kids many times. It was a real staple of the community.

      COVID killed it. He had to close for the duration. Not really a takeout business. So they shuttered the place.

      My world is worse for it. There is no comparable local location now.

      But I think about him and the cost… He was in his fourties. This was his swing for the fences. He was making something. His own place, making good money. He put everything into that business. All of his savings. All of his credit. And he worked pretty much all day, every day.

      Now he has nothing.

      All for the lies of COVID and the overreach of our government.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Why do you hate grandma?

      • invisible finger

        Because she borrowed on her grandchildren.

      • Tundra

        Bingo.

  21. Grummun

    If the COVID state of emergency goes away, where does that leave the vaccines, which, as far as I’ve heard, are still only available under emergency authorization? Neither Pfizer nor Moderna have completed phase 3 trials, have they? And Pfizer can’t, without starting over, since they unblinded their control group. Or does the FDA cravenly adding the vaccine to the childhood vax schedule somehow bestow some legitimacy here?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The childhood vaccine schedule grants them a liability shield.

      Which was the entire point of getting them on it.

      • Grummun

        Liability shield, yes, but that’s not the same as completing the regulatory process for actual approval. At least, in my ignorance, that how it seems to me.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        There is no actual regulatory process anymore. It’s on the list because they said so.

        They threw out the rulebook over these vaccines.

    • AlexinCT

      I am guessing most of the opposition to Biden going along comes from the connected people, mostly in government, that were hoping to hold their Pfizer & Moderna stocks for just a little longer, to avoid some tax or other liability that would be blatant when they dumped the stock and torpedoed its value…

    • Rat on a train

      Covidians will sign a waiver if you allow them to get all the jabs they want.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Two of the vaccines were fully approved a year ago for some but not all uses, which the EUA covers. Nor does the liability shield end immediately when the declaration ends. Those end dates are separate. In addition, as Scruffy says, adding to childhood vaccine schedule puts it on another permanent liability protection.

      • The Last American Hero

        Yes, and approved without undergoing the normal trials, but with a FYTW level of “testing”.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Should have gone through “normal” trials and just been approved anyways, like Aducanumab. The Good Housekeeping seal of approval means more these days.

      • R C Dean

        Did they finally approve the version actually available in the US? The original approval was for the German version, and the US version was not on the bio equivalent list last I heard (which was awhile ago).

      • Gustave Lytton

        No idea. As long as the EUA is in effect, it doesn’t matter* and the EUA version covers more.

        *unless you’re Ozy trying to nail an oiled snake to the walll

  22. Timeloose

    I saw the Queers play late last year. This kind of music about teenager related angst is tough to hear when sung by a 50+ year old.

    It was still fun though and they are still touring this year….coming to dive bar near you!!!

    • juris imprudent

      Yeah, I’ve lost my taste for seeing people still living out their youth. You had a good run, back then.

  23. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Who wants to go in on this with me?

    zerohedge.com/geopolitical/abandoned-267-foot-superyacht-caribbean-possibly-heading-auction

    An abandoned 267-foot superyacht, purportedly owned by a Russian billionaire, has been anchored at a Caribbean marina for the past year. After some deliberation, the Antigua and Barbuda government plans to sell the vessel at auction to pay for mounting docking fees.

    • cyto

      You know how when we were kids the crazy anti-government nutcase would always say “all government is just organized crime”?

      Yeah…. Not even hyperbole. They just steal as much as they think they can get away with, that is all.

      I get that we all hate Russia right now, but all of this new “put sanctions on individuals” is pretty scary, and pretty shortsighted.

      What makes them think China isn’t capable of just confiscating half of Apple? Or coming in and just taking Intel and AMD chip designs for “sanctions”?

      It really seems crazy to start confiscating private property without due process as a matter of foreign policy.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        There’s a price to be paid for tearing down the old system of protections. We’re going to have to pay it before we come to our senses again.

      • SDF-7

        Hell, given they have to have everything in the name of Chinese owned companies in order to operate in the first place it isn’t like it is much of a stretch. I always expect it of anything that sufficiently catches the CCP’s fancy when they decide they can flip off the West. “Sorry… you can no longer collude with your former Chinese partner corporation. It still owns and operates all assets. ‘K bye!”

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t stick it in Commie.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I’d make an exception for Zhiyi Zhang.

      • R C Dean

        Well, the ChiComs aren’t going to suddenly lose their longstanding respect for property rights and due process because of this, so . . . .

      • juris imprudent

        It would be extremely short-term thinking, which the Chinese are supposedly not inclined to (being long-term thinkers instead). That also unravels the globalist system that they not just benefit from, but completely depend upon.

      • UnCivilServant

        It is part of their long term thinking. As long as the foreigners keep designing stuff for China, they are allowed to do business. The moment the foreigners try to leave, the counterfit machine cranks up and puts them out of business.

        It’s a threat to keep the others in line.

      • R.J.

        “What makes them think China isn’t capable of just confiscating half of Apple?”
        This is definitely on the dance floor. Not so aggressive as seizing Apple in-country assets though. Knock off Tim Cook and replace him with a new CEO from China. I expect that to happen soon.

    • rhywun

      The good kind of fencing, I guess.

  24. cyto

    The propaganda machine apparently doesn’t think much of these criminal indictments of Trump. They all seem to be taking the partisan politics / horserace angle on the whole thing, as if it is only about scoring political points and not about any actual crimes.

    Even the wife, who is virulently anti-Trump took the attitude of “you were paying off a porn star… Who needs to pay off a porn star” loudly muttered in response to NBC’S coverage this morning.

    NBC seemed well-breifed by the powers that be, keeping their messaging tight. The hook was “first ex-president ever indicted”. They hit that several times. They did not, however, include any detailed rundown of the egregious crimes committed.

    Their big story? Love coverage of the fact that there have not been any protesters gathering as of yet. Apparently the establishment really wants to goad some Trump supporters into a situation where they can be used.

    • Pine_Tree

      “first ex-president ever indicted” SO FAR

      (mentally insert that Homer Simpson gif here)

      • UnCivilServant

        It will become traditional.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well…for only those residing outside the Uniparty trying to break in.

      • cyto

        Yes.

      • cyto

        Republicans did not retaliate the last go-around when they came after Tom Delay on invented political charges. But the moral panic of the 90s that peaked with Packwood being forced from office for dictating accounts of his sexual exploits while writing his memoirs did culminate with the impeachment of Bill Clinton after he was credibly accused of rape and then conclusively proven to have taken advantage of a young intern in the office.

        When the Republicans did nothing about the CIA and FBI framing people to try to get them to flip on Trump, I thought this might be the last of it. They won. But no…

        Now the Republicans have that scandal, Biden being on the take… And whatever Epstein had, if they can get their hands on it.

        The opportunity to go scorched earth is huge. Even ignoring the bribery, Obama and Biden could both be felons for conspiring to frame Flynn. We have contemporaneous notes saying that they were told that the investigation found him clean and ordered FBI agents to go manufacture a lie during an interview. Everyone in the room is on the hook for that, and an aggressive prosecutor could use conspiracy laws to really ramp up the charges.

        Which is why I am getting that nothing will happen. One side fights dirty. The other complains.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The other pretends to complain.

        FIFY

      • Gustave Lytton

        Packwood being forced from office for dictating accounts of his sexual exploits while writing his memoirs

        Uh, no. He resigned after the Washington Post ran an article detailing nearly a dozen women accusing his of sexual harassment and assault. Which turned out to be the tip of the iceberg and had been covered up by the hometown media for years

        Fuck that RINO bitch. And Hatfield too.

      • Not Adahn

        I know there’s a lot Metallica non-fans here, but that’s a bit harsh.

      • UnCivilServant

        I donno, De Re Metallica was a good book.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        The opportunity to go scorched earth is huge. Even ignoring the bribery, Obama and Biden could both be felons for conspiring to frame Flynn.

        Why would the eGOP want to take down Obama and Biden?

        Which is why I am getting that nothing will happen. One side fights dirty. The other complains.

        Nothing will happen because there is one side, not two sides.

      • cyto

        Well… Yeah. There’s that too…

      • Rat on a train

        How many times can one man be acquitted?

      • cyto

        I still maintain my shock over the fact that he has been the object of so many extremely motivated investigations and they have not found anything. Even this is a zero (if it is as described).

        New York developer and organized crime go hand in hand. How he skates is unfathomable. He really must be the biggest boy scout on the planet (while being notably gross in his personal life)

      • juris imprudent

        -3 felonies a day?

      • The Last American Hero

        Either that or Vito paid a visit to Joe and explained how long his leash was unless he wanted to get Kennedy’d.

      • Rat on a train

        Some see the two impeachments and now indictments as proof that OMB is a corrupt politician. Others see the acquittals after so much scrutiny of how unusually non-corrupt OMB is.

    • Fourscore

      I’d give my ‘gift’ back. It was a surprise. It changed my life forever. For the past 2 years I’m reminded of it every day.

  25. Pope Jimbo

    The real Law & Order candidate.

    Rep. Ilhan Omar, who represents the 5th Congressional District, wrote,

    “Make no mistake: the fact that one of the most powerful people in the world was investigated impartially and indicted is testament to the fact that we still live in a nation of laws. And no one is above the law.”

    I hope Trump is taking notes. Because it would be wonderful to quote this back to her when she is indicted for immigration fraud for marrying her brother.

    • AlexinCT

      The machine has no need to take her down yet, do they? Has she gotten too uppity?

      • cyto

        That entire extreme left class got brought to heel very quickly, didn’t they? I wonder how big the graft is?

    • rhywun

      investigated impartially

      😂🤣

    • SDF-7

      I thought by definition this was the Law & Order candidate.

      • cavalier973

        I remember Rush Limbaugh having such a schoolgirl crush on Thompson, back in the day.

    • Drake

      Joking aside, we are at that point – aren’t we? Same place the Roman Republic reached around 90 BC with Marius and Sulla. The normal rules for the political process were thrown out the window and they stated playing for blood.

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, the consequences for abusing the public go from being voted out office, to losing your head. I don’t think our ruling elite has studied enough history.

      • cavalier973

        Any day now, the FedGov is going to raise the retirement age; when that happens, watch out!

      • juris imprudent

        It’ll be phased in years after the current office-holders are out; how stupid do you think they are? They’re not going to nutpunch voters that could turn them out (like those anywhere near the current retirement age).

      • Grosspatzer

        My first SS payment should arrive on June 1. Pay me, bitchez!

      • invisible finger

        I remember it was 3 months after I started my first part-time job – and the first time I had ever seen FICA – when FedGov raised the retirement age.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Warren rolled out the same line…its the Demo talking point.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Strip her of her fraudulent citizenship and deport her back to the place she loves so much.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Worked for geriatric Nazis.

      • AlexinCT

        Note that she was lucky to escape an evil shithole only to come here and try and turn the community that took her in into the same shithole she left. She truly is a progressive.

      • Lackadaisical

        She is despicable.

        People like that really do need to go back where they came from. And no, that’s not racial- any Europeans who want to chirp up on healthcare or taxes can go back too.

      • Pope Jimbo

        There has been some local accusations that one of the reasons that her family history is so murky is because they actually were from Family A who pretended to be part of Family B because Family B won a bunch of refugee slots to come to the US.

        It is hard to follow because of the way Somali names work and because the vetting process for those refugees was pretty shoddy.

    • Lackadaisical

      This is a ridiculous take when oh so many are above the law.

  26. hayeksplosives

    Good morrow, alles!

    The Mr. Clean meets SMOD pic is the best thing evar.

  27. Rebel Scum

    Do they need to sanitize it first?

    Nashville school shooter Audrey Hale’s manifesto is set to be released to the public after the FBI and its highly skilled team of criminal profilers analyze its contents, a Nashville City Council member revealed to The Post.

    The FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit is working “in tandem with” the Metro Nashville Police Department (MNPD) to complete “a very in-depth analysis of certain aspects of the shooter’s life,” Robert Swope said Wednesday.

    “The manifesto is going to be released. It’s just a matter of when. There are some incredibly brilliant psychological minds and psychological analysts combing through her entire life,” added Swope, who is a member of the city council’s Public Safety, Beer and Regulated Beverages Committee.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      There are some incredibly brilliant psychological minds and psychological analysts combing through her entire life

      They could do that after releasing it. In fact, even more brilliant minds would have access to it if they did so.

      • juris imprudent

        Not brilliant, reliable minds that will come to the right conclusions after being filtered through the groupthink.

    • SDF-7

      The FBI vetting it frankly makes my first thought “So they had an informer egging her on.”

      Yes, FBI — that’s where the country is at when they think of you now, you bastards.

      • cyto

        I did not go there, but now that you bring it up, there certainly is a pattern.

      • Brawndo

        The Federal Bureau of Instigation?

    • Not Adahn

      So releasing it destroys the copies the Feeb phrenologists profilers are working from? And how is this a time-sensitive issue? Do they suspect that there are ore transavengers out there?

      • Tonio

        “Phrenologists,” for the win!

      • rhywun

        transavengers

        Worst comic book ever.

      • robc

        [orson welles clapping gif]

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        And the live action stage version is even worse.

    • AlexinCT

      Everyone should do it with 2 sisters at once… It can be real fun.

    • Lackadaisical

      From the comments:

      “Long and thin goes right in, doesn’t please the lady.
      Short and thick does the trick, manufactures baby!”

      • AlexinCT

        I might not get in there too far, because I am shaped like a tuna can, but I will scrape the shit out of the sides…

        /someone I knew

      • Ownbestenemy

        More robust than my typical retort of “Long to tease, thick to please.”

  28. Pope Jimbo

    A too local thought. Wonder how this indictment will affect the “most important election evah!” for a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat?

    For a while we’ve been getting inundated with stories from proggies about how they have to win this seat. That would make the court have a liberal majority and once that happens they can really get shit done!

    Trump’s indictment might overshadow abortion as the big issue.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Puts the media who has an obsession with Trump in a bind. Run breathless stories for months to come on the person they hate, neglecting other stories or don’t run stories on the person that has been paying their bills for the past 7 years

      • Pope Jimbo

        She’s quite the candidate too. Think I’ll take the greasy corruptocrat over the judge who keeps letting sex offenders out.

  29. Certified Public Asshat

    Responding to Trump’s indictment:

    Imagine if this happened to a leading opposition presidential candidate here in El Salvador 🙃 https://t.co/T8TSfr3Nq4— Nayib Bukele (@nayibbukele) March 30, 2023

    It’s hard not to like this guy.

    • cyto

      Dennis Trainor Jr
      @dennistrainorjr
      #LockHimUp
      #LockTrumpUp
      I firmly believe that most people currently in jail do not belong there. There are better ways to find #justice than through incarceration.
      That said, it is hard for me to conceive of a justice that does not include Donald Trump dying in prison

      • cyto

        No idea who that is… But he is a blue check

      • cyto

        “actor, writer, producer”

      • rhywun

        “serious thoughts person” 🙄

      • Ownbestenemy

        Anyone can be a blue check now…its what drives them crazy

      • juris imprudent

        If they pay for it – oh horror.

  30. Rebel Scum

    I hear they are planning a weekend of vengeance.

    KJP: “Our hearts go out to the trans community, as they are under attack right now.”

    Trans activist kills some Christians. Trans community hardest hit.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      To some extent, they believe this.

      They simply cannot bring themselves to have sympathy for some troglodyte country Christian kids. That would be embarrassing to admit among their own.

      • Tonio

        They are trying to frame this as their lack of sympathy for the parents (see awful woman on Libs of TikTok), but they are not doing it well (because it really can’t be done).

      • cyto

        Did we do the video of her confronting AOC about her defamation?

        It was pretty good. AOC flipped out and resorted to name-calling and ran away.

        The left unanimously celebrated this huge win by AOC.

      • Lackadaisical

        I’m not a parent but….

        Why isn’t the narrative that the left-wing media and politicians are radicalizing these people with propaganda that everyone is after them, resulting in these events?

        Oh yeah, that only works on things that can paint as right wing.

      • cyto

        Agent provocateur translator:

        “our threats of violence have possibly lead to a situation where people might fight back”.

      • AlexinCT

        We planned a violent event, but your focus on us being cuntes made us cancel…

        Hah!

    • AlexinCT

      When leftist do evil shit the news is always focus on and blame the reaction of the people that are not the leftist scum.

      • Lackadaisical

        Those seven year olds were asking for it. /Democrats

    • Lackadaisical

      Fuck her.

    • cavalier973

      I saw a headline that the “Trans day of vengeance” was a hoax that tricked Tucker Carlson.

    • Not Adahn

      NPR had a story like that today. They started with the victims but made sure to end with reminding everyone that the T’s are not to blame and must be loved.

  31. Rebel Scum

    Do not interfere with your enemy while he is busy making a mistake.

    Alvin Bragg has irreparably damaged our country in an attempt to interfere in our Presidential election.

    As he routinely frees violent criminals to terrorize the public, he weaponized our sacred system of justice against President Donald Trump.

    The American people will not tolerate this injustice, and the House of Representatives will hold Alvin Bragg and his unprecedented abuse of power to account.

    • juris imprudent

      Oh spare me the sacred system bullshit. We get enough of that from the retards on the other side of the aisle.

  32. Lackadaisical

    “Democrats fume after Biden breaks with party on COVID-19 emergency”

    This is hilarious. They’re mad because he’s leading them and didn’t give them good matching orders. Now all the Democrats in the house who voted against it are on record against ending the COVID ’emergency’. Sadly the Republicans won’t do anything with that nugget. Three years late, but at least we eventually ended it, Republicans aren’t entirely useless.

  33. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    The labor market remains an unsolved puzzle in the Federal Reserve’s campaign to raise interest rates and slow the economy. Layoffs are on the rise, but job openings remain near a record high. Private-sector hiring rose faster than expected in February, but jobless claims are also ticking higher.

    It appears that people have been conditioned not to work and have adjusted accordingly. Just wait for UBI.

    Nashville Transgender Shooter’s Manifesto Will Be Released to Public

    I doubt we’ll ever see the freak’s “manifesto.” The whole purpose of this movement – and government backing – is to demoralize, humiliate and terrorize the normies.

    Caravan Of More Than 1,000 Migrants Crosses Into El Paso Illegally As Chaos Erupts In Mexico

    My question: where are all the illegals going after they are released?

    Great song! Here’s another: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYifPVaR6lE

    Good luck out there today people!

  34. Rebel Scum

    Honk honk.

    President Biden issued an official proclamation declaring that transgender Americans “shape our nation’s soul” and established a holiday relating to the group this week.

    Biden issued the proclamation Thursday to mark March 31, 2023, as the Transgender Day of Visibility, a day some transgender activists have renamed to “day of vengeance.”

    “Transgender Americans shape our Nation’s soul — proudly serving in the military, curing deadly diseases, holding elected office, running thriving businesses, fighting for justice, raising families, and much more,” Biden wrote in the Thursday morning proclamation.

    “Today, too many transgender Americans are still denied…rights and freedoms,” the president’s statement continued. “A wave of discriminatory state laws is targeting transgender youth, terrifying families and hurting kids who are not hurting anyone. An epidemic of violence against transgender women and girls, in particular women and girls of color, has taken lives far too soon.”

    Trans is not real. These people need counseling, not scalpels. Leave the kids alone. I cannot say, in polite company, what the people pushing this agenda deserve. Miss me with all of this nonsense.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      These people need counseling, not scalpels.

      The problem is that the counseling is recommending scalpels.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        If they keep coming after kids, they’re going to get scalpeled.

      • robc

        Body dysphoria is all its form is an illness.

        Do counselors recommend anorexics to not eat? Of course not.

        I know, I know, preaching to the choir here. But how can they not see the evil they are doing?

      • Tundra

        What makes you think they can’t?

      • robc

        Touche.

        I said it before, but I thought Atlas Shrugged was the most important Rand novel. But it was The Fountainhead all along.

        I just didnt get it 25 years ago. It didn’t make any sense.

    • Lackadaisical

      “Biden issued the proclamation Thursday to mark March 31, 2023, as the Transgender Day of Visibility,”

      Shooting a bunch of kids will definitely get you noticed.

      Please explain how this isn’t the most tone deaf administration in history.

    • The Last American Hero

      Meh, we have autism awareness days, breast cancer awareness days, prostate cancer awareness days, and heart health awareness days, why not have another illness awareness day?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I’d rather we got rid of them all. There is also an entire month already.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m fine with Body Dysmorphia Day.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I’ll take that compromise.

      • robc

        Thank you for pointing out indirectly that I can’t spell.

      • Ownbestenemy

        There is the key, they don’t see it as an illness…

      • Lackadaisical

        ^this

        It is meant that the deplorables must accept the mentally ill as they are.

      • Lackadaisical

        Well… As they want to be viewed, not as they are, that’s a hate crime.

      • Fourscore

        My ex late wife thought she was the Virgin Mary, in her more lucid times. Our 2 kids disagreed.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Didn’t help that the kids were names Jesus and James.

      • invisible finger

        They are so full of wellness they need to take medications every day or they will become ill.

        Same logic as vaccine pushers, which makes them natural allies.

      • WTF

        Because autism, breast cancer, prostate cancer and heart disease are not celebrated as good things.

    • rhywun

      OFFS.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’s the level of mental processing we’re dealing with and he’s one of the smarter ones.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Lol, just stick to beating up the phrase well regulated.

  35. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “shape our Nation’s soul”
    Nope…
    And the thought that they’d be politically bold enough to do this after the other day is not good at all.

    • juris imprudent

      It’s really damn funny to hear talk of the Nation’s soul from people who don’t believe in God.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The Nation’s Soul in this instance was begotten from the State; all for the State.

      • Lackadaisical

        What do you mean?

        Pro-abortion Biden is a devout Catholic, just like the Pope.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “You’re here to play a game, but if you don’t answer this irrelevant question how we want you to, you’re out” No wonder kids are confused.

    • rhywun

      The judge apparently responded, “Okay just wanted to check to be safe. I go by they/them so don’t be a jerk about it.”

      Holy crap what an asshole.

      I would have a hard time not flipping the table and walking out of there, maybe accompanied by some choice words at “they/them”.

      • Lackadaisical

        “don’t be a jerk about it.”

        Since he got kicked out over it, sounds like the judge was a jerk.

        Honestly, asking someone’s pronouns is the most insulting thing you could do to someone.

        “Can you tell me what you are, cause I can’t even tell.”

      • UnCivilServant

        “If you aren’t fluent enough in English to understand how pronouns are used, you shouldn’t be in that role”

      • rhywun

        It’s narcissism and the power to make you dance to their tune.

      • Lackadaisical

        Don’t you dare mock my power grab.

    • Grosspatzer

      Teenager Makani Tran detailed his disqualification from a Pokémon Trading Card Game (TCG) tournament in Charlotte after appearing to laugh after being asked his pronouns by a judge.

      He’s a Tran? Doesn’t that confer protected status? I can’t keep up any more.

      OT – I hate the Fox News website with a passion. They have some javascript garbage that causes the site to hang on non-chromium browsers (Firefox, Falkon…) so I need to either disable javascript (which causes other issues) or fire up Brave.

    • Gustave Lytton

      When the last time Japan conducted pharma research in China…

  36. The Late P Brooks

    The problem is that the counseling is recommending scalpels.

    When the only tool you have is a scalpel, everything looks like it needs to come off.

  37. DrOtto

    Good news – the Vegas mass shooting has been solved. They dropped a 15 second clip in the local news last night how they think the Vegas shooter was motivated by gambling losses and he was sore over poor treatment by the casinos. Makes total sense.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Well if a fortified pipeline at the bottom of the ocean was blown up by some yahoos on a rented pleasure yacht, why not have the Vegas shooter be motivated by gambling losses.

      Was Pravda this ridiculous?

      • Lackadaisical

        “Was Pravda this ridiculous?”

        Want the old chestnut that they’re lying and we know it, but we can’t do anything about it?

        Sounds like we’re right there.

      • Tundra

        We know they are lying.
        They know they are lying.
        They know that we know they are lying.
        We know that they know we know they are lying.
        And still they continue to lie.
        — Alexander Solzhenitsyn

      • Tundra

        Demoralization (and it works!)

      • juris imprudent

        Only because you expect to be led.

      • Tundra

        Excuse me?

      • Lackadaisical

        Tundra, well known for his yearning of a strong and steady hand in the tiller.

        I am just going to assume it was the general ‘you’.

        Honestly I don’t even get the point. It’s demoralizing because the common people aren’t doing anything, aren’t standing up and saying ‘this is all bullshit!’ there’s no repercussions to the system or politicians.

      • juris imprudent

        Yes, general you, not specific. It is what the common people aspire to. Doesn’t matter if they’re being led to the slaughter house – you [more specifically here] only upset them if you try to warn them. The kind of people Joker was talking about with going along with the plan.

      • Lackadaisical

        Just want to say your initial use of the general ‘you’ was confusing as hell the and not at all intuitive.

      • Lackadaisical

        That’s it.

        Didn’t even realize it was from Solzhenitsyn. He’s the biggest black/white pill depending on how you read it.

    • rhywun

      LOL what a crock.

    • Lackadaisical

      So he shot people at a concert?

      Seems pretty SUS.

      • robc

        And his backup plan was a concert in Chicago. Yeah, clearly gambling losses were the reason.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        He also checked out other locations outside of Vegas, but you know, he loves to gamble!

      • Fourscore

        Shoulda gamboled, there’s an opening right now on the Glibs

    • Certified Public Asshat

      It would have been more believable if they blamed the country music.

      • Lackadaisical

        I’m not a musician, but since country music is an abomination, you can see how it wasn’t really the shooters’ fault.

        /Democrat

    • cavalier973

      “Now it’s canon. This case has been solved. Stop asking questions. The news already reported it was gambling losses. What we really need in this country is gun control.”

    • Not Adahn

      Did they ever explain that whole “we just couldn’t figure out what room he was shooting from” thing?

    • robc

      A great quote from a different article on that site, pulled entirely out of context, but it is amusing, and describes the site to a T.

      How much coloured malt is there? None at all. Not even crystal malt. All of the colour comes from caramel. Did I realise this when I was shovelling down gallons of the stuff in the 1970s and 1980s? Of course I fucking didn’t. I assumes the colour came from crystal and chocolate malt. Or something like that. How wrong I was.

      When I first started looking at brewing records I soon noticed that recipes weren’t as I expected them to be. Once I’d finished being all snobby about flaked maize and sugar, I discovered how brewers had actually brewed the beers I loved. And I embraced it. Like a a long-lost child. Or something. No, I remember what it was. I started shouting at home brewers telling them they’d got UK beer totally wrong.

      Bolding, if I got the tag right, is mine.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well done

  38. Lackadaisical

    I love it

    My work got feedback from their survey of employees that they’re eating it time in meetings which have no clear goal and that aren’t prepared properly.

    They sent an invite to me to go over budget with senior leadership this morning, no agenda, no sharing if the PowerPoint they were going to use… The meeting was planned in December but they invited me the morning of.

    Then they spent an hour going over nonbudgetary stuff (including the survey which everyone from my group has already been privy to), good use of time. Way to go.

    • Rat on a train

      “Since we are all together lets go over some items before we get to the agenda.”

      • Lackadaisical

        Sounds like it’s just a head fake anyway.

      • Rat on a train

        Having an agenda isn’t the same as following an agenda. I believe the agenda was only used to justify how long the meeting should be.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I pretty regularly decline meeting invites with the response “I don’t attend meetings with no posted agenda”.

        Then I’m a double asshole and insist we stick to the agenda when I do show up.

      • Lackadaisical

        I’ll let my boss know my new policy for his meetings.

      • Sensei

        Work in a highly regulated industry like I do.

        We send invites to people on our team or others that we’ve spoken outside it that are blank and titled – “Follow up on yesterday’s discussion”.

      • UnCivilServant

        “That’s unfortunate, but we accept your resignation.”

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        My wife recently replied to a meeting request with no agenda.

        It simply stated, “No agenda, no attenda.”

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I have a rule. No agenda, no meeting.

  39. Rebel Scum

    Someone doesn’t understand America.

    With Trump facing arraignment, I am thankful federal law enforcement under Merrick Garland arrested over 1,000 insurrectionists from Jan 6, sending a strong signal that violent, anti-government protests from MAGA and militias will not be tolerated.

    • rhywun

      The same government that imprisoned him and his family in a concentration camp.

      JFC he is on a special level of stupid.

      • Rat on a train

        He’s not opposed to camps. He just wants to limit them to his enemies.

      • db

        I hope he’s getting hit with that on Twitter.

    • Not Adahn

      Get back in the camp, Korematsu-san.

  40. Rebel Scum

    We got him!

    As surely as the sun rises and sets, Hollywood celebrities will share their hot takes on social media when major news breaks. And when news broke Thursday evening that their hated nemesis — former President Donald Trump — would be indicted by a Manhattan grand jury, left-wing entertainers erupted into a symphony of joy.

    “I have you now.”

    • Michael Malaise

      John Cusack comes off as completely unhinged.

      • AlexinCT

        He never over came his role as Lane Mayer….

  41. Fourscore

    Market is up today. I take that as few really care about Trump’s indictment. Life goes on.

  42. hayeksplosives

    I know I link to Steyn too much, but this video he posted of a chat with Douglas Murray is mandatory viewing for anyone who gives a shit about Western Civilization.

    https://www.steynonline.com/13367/the-existential-question

    One concept they discuss that some of you might be able to appreciate is that even Western atheists are culturally Christian whether they like it or not.

    • Shirley Knott

      Difficult point to support if, looks around, Western culture is basically Christian. It runs into the same problems Spooner pointed out wrt the constitution and the government.
      It also elides the apparent fact that ‘Christian culture’ is either Romano-Athenian or totalitarian.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Takedown

    Of course, sick days often are announced that morning. So, if a typical school has 180 school days, they’ll need an emergency replacement armed officer 1.7 percent of the time. Who at the school will call around at 7 a.m. to try to hire a replacement? Where will that new armed guard come from? Who will have been responsible for training them before they arrive? What if they don’t?

    Then there’s the matter of having one armed guard in every school. One person with a gun. Who will be accountable for that officer’s mental health, as well as ensuring that the officer receives the support that she or he deserves? For example, approximately 2.3 million Americans are bipolar. That’s about 0.7 percent of the population. If the same percentage holds for these armed officers, it would equate to nearly 900 school security guards nationwide suffering from just one particular mental illness — and one with risks of violent behavior if untreated.

    Then there are the school entrances. Most have more than one. Some have four or more access points. An armed guard stationed at the south entrance of an elementary school cannot immediately stop an assailant at the west entrance. This is common sense.

    Also common sense? There might be more than one assailant. One armed guard versus two or three guys with AR-15’s. Frightening.

    So yeah, I guess we need multiple armed guards at each entrance, plus one or two officers patrolling the perimeter for would-be murderers looking to break a window or scale the roof and perhaps enter from above. Now we’re up to about $40 billion or $50 billion a year — conservatively speaking, of course.

    ——-

    While an armed security guard in every school might make for nice politics, it’s a policy proposal befitting a child, not that of an elected official.

    Genius political consultant who apparently watches a lot of Hollywood caper movies runs the numbers and proves increased school security is an absurd fantasy.What if a highly trained and heavily armed team of assassins strikes multiple points simultaneously? That lone brave officer is a dead duck, and mass slaughter will ensue. Presumably, the only grown up solution is more magic spells.

    He mentions the possibility of a mentally unbalanced person ending up in the school cop position, but he doesn’t talk about schools being compelled to retain students who are known to have mental problems in the school genpop.

    • WTF

      An awful lot of statistically unlikely “what ifs” and unsupported assertions there. Like the assumption that the distribution of bipolar is the same among armed security guards as in the general population.

      • Rat on a train

        Using the distribution, calculate the probability that other school staff will be mentally unbalanced. It’s not like staff go through security checkpoints.

    • Sensei

      Easier to just ban guns from private use.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Banks, Federal Buildings, State Buildings, Jewlery Stores (high end), and on and on are worth the costs….but not schools.

      • robc

        Privatize schools and they will find the right balance.

      • Rat on a train

        Why bother? Those guards would be overwhelmed if attacked by an infantry battalion.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Armed security or 25 guidance counselors?

      • Lackadaisical

        How many guidance counselors are bi polar?

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      The explanation is ridiculous, but the point isn’t wrong. The closest realistic solution to making public schools safer is arming teachers. But arming teachers is not feasible in most urban government schools. Those guns will be taken by the students.

      I came to the conclusion that government schools are not securable. There is no way to send your children to one and be reasonably assured of their safety.

      I’m not following why anyone who carries a firearm as part of their EDC, either open or concealed, would send their children off a soft target. Why EDC for yourself but not your children? As the number of concealed carriers increase, maybe that will spur the checkout from government schools to homeschooling.

      • invisible finger

        The simplest way to make public schools safe is to not make them compulsory. But too many people prefer the grift over child safety.

      • kinnath

        There is no way to send your children to one and be reasonably assured of their safety.

        Live in rural Iowa and send you kids to small-town Iowa schools.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Those Amish kids in rural PA probably thought the same. Mass killers in this sense aren’t violent gang bangers. Urban vs. rural or wealthy vs poor don’t provide any protection. It’s all just an illusion of safety hoping the monster won’t come instead of standing ready to put the monster down.

    • Tundra

      “Put your sword into your specially patented MyPillow Sheath,” President Trump demanded. “Shall I not drink the cup which Stormy Daniels has given me?”

      Gold.

  44. Lackadaisical

    We need $15 million a year for capital expenditure, let’s continue to budget only $8 million. JFC

    • Grosspatzer

      Clearly you do not work for the government, otherwise there would be a $15 millon budget for $8 million of capital expenditure.

      • Lackadaisical

        Oh sorry, there is, but that’s going to salaries. 😂

        Got to have priorities.

  45. ron73440

    I went to see the Winery Dogs last night.

    If you like their music and have the chance, they are worth seeing.

    Those guys can put on a show!

    The crowd was mostly old white guys and about a quarter of them had long hair.

    My wife said to me, “You have found your people.”

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      TikTok’s powerful algorithms..

      LOL. They literally just show you what you want to see instead of trying to insert contradictory messages from “approved” sources.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Blitz

    First lady Dr. Jill Biden will make a two-day, four-state blitz next week as part of the administration’s “Investing in America” tour, offering a preview of how she could be deployed in a possible reelection bid.

    The first lady will travel to Colorado and Michigan, a key battleground state, on Monday followed by stops in Maine and Vermont on Wednesday where she will also be joined by Education Secretary Miguel Cardona, a White House official previewing the trip told CNN.

    In Vermont, she will appear with the state’s Republican Gov. Phil Scott, the official said, marking her latest effort to focus on issues that can draw bipartisan support. The first lady will also be joined by Colorado Gov. Jared Polis and Maine Gov. Janet Mills, both Democrats, in each of their respective states along with state and city officials.

    During each of her stops, the first lady will tap into her own experience as an educator as she promotes how introducing high school and community college students to career-connected learning and workforce training programs helps prepare them for future jobs.

    “President Biden and his administration are creating millions of jobs in infrastructure, clean energy, and manufacturing. These positions pay well. And many of them require associate degrees, certificates, or other hands-on instruction, not four years of college,” the first lady is expected to say over the course of her trip, according to an official previewing her remarks.

    The first lady’s travel comes as the White House looks to tout President Joe Biden’s legislative accomplishments ahead of a likely reelection campaign, an endeavor the first lady has previously told CNN she is “all for.”

    They’re a team, everybody. Two heads, better than one.

    She’s an educator. She’s coming to educate you. We’ve never had it so good.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I didn’t realize the Bidens had enough money for her unelected to any official position ass around the country.

      Wait ….

      Why are the taxpayers footing her bill?

      • Tundra

        I’m sure she’s flying coach.

    • Tundra

      Why here? Aren’t we safely in the blue fold?

      Also, JeffCo schools are firmly under the thrall of the Critical Consciousness fuckos. Not sure how much more the good doctor can move the commie needle.

    • Tres Cool

      “…many of them require associate degrees, certificates, or other hands-on instruction, not four years of college…”

      Inspirational. Now the admin has turned from “learn to code” to “learn to insulate”.

      Obama saying “shovel-ready” projects to me showed how much he despised people that use…ya know, shovels, and laboring to keep the lights on.

      • Gender Traitor

        I can’t say I’ll particularly mourn the day Obama becomes a shovel-ready project.

      • Sean

        LOL

    • Fourscore

      That’s still the Bee, right?

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Why are the taxpayers footing her bill?

    What are you talking about? Her twatter profile says, “U S Government official”.

    Now kneel and avert your gaze, if you know what’s good for you.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    I can’t say I’ll particularly mourn the day Obama becomes a shovel-ready project.

    *genteel applause*