¡Martes por a tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Mar 14, 2023 | Daily Links | 211 comments

Long weekend.  The wife is out of town this week.  I am a bit overextended so I will present this as an icebreaker:

Think of a few of your favorite bands, and make us guess what it is by changing one word of the name to “moist”.  Incidentally, today’s music link is from Moist.

Now for some links!

Experts say medical tourism in Latin America can be risky, experts say.

AMLO says Mexico is safer than the US. It sounds like a bold statement, given the cantina shootings.  On the other hand, if you are Venezuelan and traveling north to Texas, you’ll probably be fine.

This is why you never see headlines from Nicaragua.

Remember, the purpose of National Review is to tear down anyone that poses a threat to the progressive establishment.  Also, when did those shit bags move to a paywall?  People actually pay to read Charles Cooke?

FARC is still a thing.  Bang up job there Ronnie.

Lula cracks down on the army.  Hopefully, they don’t have a war in the next couple years.

This sounds like the plot to an 80’s action movie.

That be all.  Have a better than average Tuesday.

 

 

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211 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “Nicaragua ’s government said Sunday it has proposed suspending relations with the Vatican days after Pope Francis reportedly compared President Daniel Ortega’s administration to a communist or Nazi dictatorship amid a crackdown on the Catholic Church in the Central American country.”

    Sounds fair?

    • Count Potato

      “Two congregations of nuns – including from the Missionaries of Charity order founded by Mother Teresa”

      That’s not the winning point you think it is.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Pope Francis reportedly compared President Daniel Ortega’s administration to a communist or Nazi dictatorship

      Commie Pope though, so could have been compliment.

  2. The Other Kevin

    My wife’s aunt and cousin went to Mexico to get bariatric surgery. They said it was like a resort and everything went great. But the nurses couldn’t understand them. Nobody else thought it was a good idea.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Medical tourism is a pretty good idea as long as things go well. If they don’t though, hoo boy…

      • Tres Cool

        Its always a great idea until it isn’t.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s fun and games until you’re given the choice of liver die.

      • Rat on a train

        I choose #6C2E1F for dye color.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Sounds like my preferred investment strategy.

  3. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Daniel Ortega’s still around?

  4. Pat

    the cantina shootings

    Han Solo starting shit again?

    • The Other Kevin

      That’s disinformation. It was Greedo who started shit.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He was a freeloader who was refusing to pay Jabba his well deserved money, part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor.

      • Nephilium

        Han. Shot. First.

  5. Count Potato

    “Also, when did those shit bags move to a paywall? People actually pay to read Charles Cooke?”

    Charles Cooke is good. I’ve noticed I’ve been out of articles for a very long time.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Sounds like you don’t pay to read Cooke.

      • Count Potato

        True, I don’t.

  6. DEG

    Long weekend. The wife is out of town this week. I am a bit overextended so I will present this as an icebreaker:

    These euphemisms.

    Ten people were shot to death and another five were wounded in an attack at a bar in Mexico’s central state of Guanajuato over the weekend, officials said.

    Shot? Odd that happens in a place with lots of restrictions on gun ownership. I mean, would the gun grabbers lie?

    • Animal

      Something something Indiana.

      • Nephilium

        What’s Indiana got to do with it?

  7. Pat

    Remember, the purpose of National Review is to tear down anyone that poses a threat to the progressive establishment.

    I know nothing of Nayib Bukele and hadn’t even heard of him before today, but considering National Review’s position on Pinochet, maybe they should leave the conservative criticism of his administration to somebody else.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Other countries in the region, such as Colombia, with the help of the United States, have been able to go from poor, dangerous countries to middle-income and relatively safe places to live, all without autocratic rule.

      Won’t you embrace the help of the United States?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I’m willing to let the Salvadorans decide how to handle it.

        Particularly since a lot of their crime problem stems from us deporting those who learned the gang trade in our prisons.

    • rhywun

      I just knew of him as President Dudebro. I didn’t know the name he claims to go by.

    • rhywun

      I think I saw him on Tucker once and that was at least a year ago; other than that I’m not sure where the supposed “praise” is coming from.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Recently he has lowered crime, including the murder rate. His citizens apparently like not being killed.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        👆👆

  8. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    National Review is nothing more than a conservative Trotskyite outlet. I only pay attention to them to figure out when the eGOP is about to pivot on a major issue.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Useful idiots may be a more apropos descriptor.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’ll go with neocon shitbags with a smattering of could be worses.

  9. Drake

    National Review’s job is to protect the right flank of mainstream Republicans like Romney and Graham.

  10. Drake

    Lulu is doing for Brazil what has been done for Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Arizona – making sure a conservative never wins again. The Army chickened out a few months ago. Now they get purged.

    • R C Dean

      So it’s settled, then. Mexico is safer than the US.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I tend to travel to colder climes rather than warmer ones. Canuckistan before Mexico, Norway before Italy, etc.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Frankly, I don’t know who to believe.

      • Tundra

        I’ll be there later this year. If I don’t come back, well there you go!

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Save water by drinking beer.

      • Tundra

        Been there many times. Beer and tequila keep you happy and hydrated.

    • rhywun

      I wonder what explains the difference between western and eastern Europe there.

  11. Certified Public Asshat

    I'm going to do some libertarian gatekeeping here: If you are one of us, you have to oppose the SVB bailout.— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) March 13, 2023

    Tough one. Do we want regional banks to exist or only have national options?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Fuck off Robby.

      You’d win the battle and lose the war. The entire banking system would freak out and we’d be saddled with a CBDC by the end of 2023.

      • robc

        This is one of the darkest days in US financial history—a breathtaking expansion of moral hazard. Younger readers should brace themselves for much worse in the decades ahead. We are sowing the seeds of future financial crises.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I’m with Luongo. The Fed is breaking the back of the EU/Davos crowd. If it has to create some moral hazard along the way, so be it. War isn’t pretty and we are absolutely in a financial war.

        If the US banking system goes tits up right now, we lose everything, including what little freedom we have left. The Federal government will seize it all.

        Once the ECB/EU is dead and buried, I’m fine with fighting the Fed. But if the Fed loses this battle, commercial banking is over.

      • SDF-7

        So then why does the federal government keep bailing out financial actors that made bad decisions?

        Because the bankers with money either are their donors or are the ones who schmooze with their donors. They don’t have to pretend to give a crap about people outside of their social circle anymore, and anyone within it shall be propped up as much as possible, regardless of what stupid crap they do.

    • robc

      I don’t give a fuck, no bailouts.

      There are a ton of other regulations that are pushing down regional banks, we can get rid of those too.

      • Pat

        ^I’m with this guy. I know that in practice allowing SVB to fail will likely only lead to further centralization, but what fucking difference really does it make? We’ve got to subsidize one set of financial institutions with taxpayer money so they can compete against the larger national financial institutions that are also subsidized with taxpayer money? Forget it. Let the problems compound until the entire facade collapses.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Because I am principled, definitely let SVB go under because they are so loathsome. Not sure about other regional banks that played by the Fed rules and got fucked over, but were less cunty about it.

        In all seriousness, I suppose I lean toward no bailouts to let the entire system blow up. I just hope CBDCs are not that end result.

      • robc

        I just want to get rid of the CBs.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Bail out deposits up to $250K as is the law. Make other depositors take a haircut. Investors get wiped out.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Libertarian and gatekeeping. We really just want to be Dem/Repub-lite.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I don’t care if he happens to be right, but who died and made Rico Soave the gatekeeper?

  12. Donny Three-Fingers

    Moist Floyd
    Moist Zeppelin
    Moist Funkadelic

    • Tundra

      Fine Moist Cannibals

      • Trigger Hippie

        Oh, nice.

      • SDF-7

        Better than Moist Young Cannibals — reeks of vagina dentata

      • Donny Three-Fingers

        Moist Pistols
        The Moist Parsons Project
        Grand Moist Railroad

      • Gender Traitor

        The Moist Transfer

      • Bobarian LMD

        The Amboy Moists featuring Moist Nugent?

      • The Hyperbole

        Moist Mississippi Allstars
        The Sensational Moist Harvey Band
        and probably the most obvious answer – Moist Pie

    • Trigger Hippie

      Alice in Moist
      Moist Garden
      Moist Temple Pilots

    • Count Potato

      Pink Moist

      • Trigger Hippie

        Now I’m giggling to myself over Moist Boy Slim.

        Okay, I’m fucking off for the duration of the links. Have fun.

    • Pat

      Moist Monkeys
      Moist Caballero
      Electric Moist Orchestra
      Moist! At The Disco

      • robc

        Jefferson Moist amuses me for some reason.

      • Count Potato

        More than Moist Airplane?

      • robc

        Yes, although I also considered Moist Starship, which is why Jefferson Moist amuses me more.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Moist Whigs

    • Nephilium

      Moist Fashion Show
      Blue Moist Group
      Dick Moist
      Flogging Moist
      Mighty Moist Bosstones
      Moist Plug
      Reel Moist Fish
      The Moist Smashers
      Moist Slackers

    • Ownbestenemy

      Moist Religion
      Hootie & the Moistfish
      Moist Sevonfold

      • Donny Three-Fingers

        Creedence Moistwater Revival
        Moist Sabbath
        John Cougar Moistencamp

    • SDF-7

      Moist Leppard — the crankiest of leppards.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Wait! I have it….

      4 Moist Blondes

      • Bobarian LMD

        The Moist Girls featuring Scary Moist,Sporty Moist, Baby Moist, Ginger Moist, and Posh Moist.

      • slumbrew

        Winner!

    • Shirley Knott

      Moist Can Dance
      Clan of Moist
      Moist Dream
      Moist Costello
      Tom Moist and the Heartbreakers
      Big Moist
      Moist Sabbath
      Blue Moist Cult

      • Donny Three-Fingers

        Damn your fast (ten) fingers!

      • Count Potato

        I like Moist Öyster Cult better.

    • rhywun

      The Moists

      • robc

        I prefer Moist Beatles.

    • slumbrew

      Moist Muses
      Art of Moist
      Depeche Moist
      Moist Gabriel
      Peter Moist
      The Moist Giles Band
      Moist Order
      Moist Furs
      Moist Heads

      • slumbrew

        Alternatively: Moist Mode

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Moist

    • The Gunslinger

      FTA:. “while others are a former Obama administration employee, a prolific contributor to former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi…”

      I’m curious to know if Nancy had any money at SVB and if maybe she was “wise” enough to get her money out before last week.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Remember the Reaper!

      How effective can a fuel dump at that speed really be? That sounds bogus.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      So they’re actually going to talk to him. That will be refreshing.

    • R C Dean

      Have the Russians formally established an exclusion/interdiction zone?

      I really can’t blame them for splashing an aircraft that was directing fire at their troops (whether at that moment or not hardly matters; we have been boasting about our intel support for the Ukes).

  13. Pat

    Today in “Headlines you hoped you’d never see”

    Lindsay Lohan expecting her first child

    I’m not saying I agree with those people who argue you should have to be licensed to become a parent, I’m just saying I understand.

    • Count Potato

      I’m surprised it’s even possible.

      • Not Adahn

        Her womb was so polluted she couldn’t even have a little baby?

      • Count Potato

        I’ve been wrong before.

      • slumbrew

        You will be pleased to know that I instantly knew the reference and heard it in my head in his accent

    • robc

      Maybe she has straightened herself out?

      Stranger things have happened.

      • Lackadaisical

        I hope so. We need more babies.

      • SDF-7

        Didn’t seem to work for Britney, unfortunately.

      • robc

        I thought it did…eventually.

        How have things gone since she finally got her Dad removed from her life?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      18 year old me loved 18 year old Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan.

      • Pat

        18 year old Pat the contrarian thought 18 year old Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan was completely overrated and would argue with his high school buddies about it just to wind them up.

    • Sean

      Darwinism?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Is that something like plumber’s crack?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I think it is, but it smells like patchouli.

      • slumbrew

        “Does this rag smell like ether to you?”

    • Pat

      Hippy crack is ‘more dangerous than cocaine’

      A) So what?
      B) Cocaine isn’t all that dangerous until you get into junkie dosages and dependency.
      C) Coming from the people who scheduled marijuana and LSD above cocaine for “lack of medical use” and “potential for dependency” I’ll take this assessment with a brick of salt.

      • Count Potato

        D) is a heluva drug

    • Lackadaisical

      Sounds like another false alarm.

    • Shirley Knott

      So dangerous the dentist office charges extra for it.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      So if I do both at the same time they offset then? Duly noted.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      All I see are assholes. What’s that condition called?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Reality.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Hey, my face is up here.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Its called making shit up and hoping someone will throw money at you Count.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      When everyone made fun of Madonna’s face, it was because everyone has had covid. Accurate, maybe.

    • Pat

      Their theory is based on the case of a woman named Annie, 28, who contracted Covid in March 2020. Months after clearing the initial infection, she had trouble recognizing her father’s face, saying he looked like a ‘stranger’.

      Her case report was only published last week and – because the link had not been established until now – doctors fear cases of the condition are going undiagnosed and not being linked back to the virus.

      Normally I’d say a sample size of 1 is insufficient to establish causality, but it’s probably good enough for the FDA in the post-comirnaty era.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Spike protein, clotting issues, ministroke by chance in a pattern recognition area-plausible but an isolated case

    • rhywun

      face blindness as a long Covid symptom

      OFFS!

    • Rat on a train

      Are they moist?

  14. Lackadaisical

    Any opinion on Florida prepaid plans for college?

    Seems like they calculated pretty close to the maximum likely cost of college and then used the average rate of return to calculate how much you ought to be paying in.

    Wouldn’t it just make more sense to just invest in the stock market? Obviously some more risk there, but also the possibility to make more and hedges against reductions in growth of college costs.

    Thoughts?

    • Pat

      I’m only familiar with Florida prepaid college plans because you mentioned it and I put it into a search engine. Seems like it would box you in quite a bit in terms of options, although you can use the plan at out of state schools and get a refund of your payments if you don’t use it, according to their FAQ. There’s probably better ways to save for the cost of college and hedge against tuition increases, but the equities market being the only place you could get a return over inflation until very recently, and its consequent overvaluation and volatility, I can see why a person might take the prepaid option as a safer bet.

      • Pat

        I just checked, and it looks like they do. In fact, the prepaid plan is administered by the same department, and you can combine them.

      • Nephilium

        Yep, looks like the same thing. I withdraw my surprise, and would suggest that as the better alternative to pre-paying for college, as it provides additional options. Noticed they covered technical schools as well, so there’s that too.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yup, that’s what I would do if not the prepaid.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I dislike the limited options of pre-paid plans and even 529 plans. Although some 529 plans don’t have a retention period so you can pass money through it for a state tax deduction. Right before tuition is due, put the exact amount into a 529 plan. Then pay tuition from the 529 plan. Some states allow this, but other states require money sit in the 529 plan for a year or longer. I don’t know about FL, but that’s a no brainer if the pass-through approach is allowed.

      Another option would be getting a custodial account at a brokerage like Schwab. That gives the most flexibility. The kid can use the money for college, other training, a downpayment on a home, or whatever. For tax benefits, you could set up a custodial Roth and fill that instead of a 529 as soon the kid has reported earned income.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        To clarify, the Feds give a tax deduction on gains in 529s. But many states give a deduction on 529 contributions, including some states with no cap. So it can be good sized deduction for doing nothing more than shuffling money from one account to another.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      I went to college on the FPCP.

      I’m sure the way it works is way different than 30 years ago, but it was basically my parents simply paid the difference between what was paid into the program and what tuition was at the time.

  15. Donny Three-Fingers

    OT, regarding OMWC’s pup, we got me a blue heeler puppy when the neighbor bred his red female with another red. Ours turned out blue, half-mask. Born overnight Nov 3-4. Named her Bluey (shut it, love the cartoon, and the grandkids had a say), and she is smart. She started herding our cats.

    • Tundra

      Soooooo cute! Congrats!

      I do love heelers. Challenging but fantastic pups.

      • Donny Three-Fingers

        We have a bit over 1 acre. Our (Mrs Three-Fingers) ex is trading some fence work for some bookwork. Right now the pups have a fenced yard about 30 yards deep. Once the new fence goes up and the old comes down they can run free on the back 3/4 acre. She is a hoot. We spend a couple hours a day training (focused play), then she “helps” me rebuilding the privacy fence up front and the planting beds.

      • Tundra

        You need some goats or sheep for her to work!

      • Donny Three-Fingers

        Do two other dogs and two cats count?

      • Tundra

        Probably.

        You still need goats.

      • Donny Three-Fingers

        We made her socialize right away into the multi-species pack. She may work out as a service dog for me for some sevice-connected neuro and ortho issues. Pet first though. Road trip dog for sure.

      • Tundra

        How big are the parents? The size range of those dogs is wild.

      • Donny Three-Fingers

        The parents are not huge, 30-35 lbs, look like dingo in the squat and muscular department. She is already 30 lbs, her shoulder is at my knee and she has those long legs and huge paws. She will be… large. Her 2 sisters are about 1/3 smaller.

    • Old Man With Candy

      We need pix.

      • Donny Three-Fingers

        I’ll work up a word doc with pics of several goings on when the grandkids are here Thursday. Pics will be involved.

      • Donny Three-Fingers

        Dogs, shop, astronomy. Got tired of not engaging.

    • R C Dean

      Be careful with her around the cats. Pater Dean’s blue heeled killed some cats by accident trying to “heel” them. Broke their backs.

      • Donny Three-Fingers

        Thanks. She does wrestle with our big tom, but he mostly starts it. He has taught her what too rough means. Cute when she rolls on her back for him. They sleep snuggled. Ridiculous.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Sounds like the descriptor of a James Cameron film

  16. rhywun

    The Mexican president also claimed there was “a campaign against Mexico from conservative US politicians that don’t want this country to keep developing for the good of the Mexican people.”

    Sure, let’s throw that whopper against the wall and see if it sticks.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      That’s actually a commonly held opinion in Mexico.

      • rhywun

        Guessing based on remunerations. I don’t know if that’s a wise way to steer your country’s future.

  17. Pat

    Joe Biden’s racial totalitarianism

    When the American media discuss ‘culture warriors’, they almost always refer to Republican politicians like Florida governor Ron DeSantis or to parents’ groups protesting against the likes of Drag Queen Story Hour. But in reality, there is no more ardent and powerful culture warrior in the US today than President Joe Biden.

    For proof that it is Biden who is leading the culture-war offensive, you only have to look at his latest sweeping ‘racial equity’ initiative. Last month, he announced a new presidential executive order, named ‘Further Advancing Racial Equity and Support for Underserved Communities Through the Federal Government’. The aim of the order is to overhaul the US government so that all policies and practices align with the woke principles of ‘diversity, equity and inclusion’.

    Biden’s executive order is incredibly broad and transformative. It creates a new army of bureaucrats to infiltrate every government agency and enforce ideological conformity. As the order itself states, Biden’s policy is ‘to advance an ambitious, whole-of-government approach to racial equity’ and to ‘continuously embed equity into all aspects of federal decision-making’.

    It is striking that such a far-reaching initiative is being implemented without much notice. There was no signing ceremony, no press conference and little media coverage. This low-profile approach shows that Biden, the Democrats and their friends in the media prefer to wage a silent culture war. They reserve the tag of ‘culture warrior’ for those who dare to object to their radical schemes.

    Make no mistake, this new scheme would certainly be radical. Unlike the longstanding affirmative-action policy, Biden’s new initiative would not be limited to certain areas of public life. Nor would it be temporary. As the executive order states, Biden views the scheme as ‘a multi-generational commitment’. But, as polls indicate, a majority of Americans – both white and non-white – are opposed to affirmative action in college admissions and in other areas of social life.

    Given this public dislike of treating people differently according to race, Biden and his party must be hoping that the American people do not discover what they actually mean when they talk about ‘equity’. Because it is essentially affirmative action on steroids. The term ‘equity’ sounds benign and many interpret it to just mean fairness. It even sounds like ‘equality’. But equity is the opposite of equality – it means discriminating against one group of people in favour of another. While the Biden team may not say it out loud, their approach follows author Ibram X Kendi’s line that ‘the only remedy to past discrimination is present discrimination’. Equity stands in direct contradiction to America’s founding principle, summed up in the famous words of the Declaration of Independence, that ‘all men are created equal’.

  18. Pope Jimbo

    This story made me laugh hard. Even though I’m sure that I’ll end up paying for them.

    Less than a week after it was revealed she made false statements to the City Council about a taxpayer-funded Black expo, Minneapolis’ top race and equity official is out, and the city auditor’s office is opening a probe into the event.

    Tyeastia Green, who was hired a year ago to head what became the Department of Racial Equity, Inclusion and Belonging, served her final day as a city employee Monday, city spokeswoman Sarah McKenzie said.

    The flurry of developments — Green’s sudden departure and the launch of a multi-stage probe by the auditor’s office — highlight the intense scrutiny Green and the Feb. 25 event had come under.

    On Thursday, the Star Tribune reported that Green falsely told the City Council that the Bush Foundation had been prepared to donate $3 million for the event. In fact, the city never even formally applied for any money from the St. Paul-based foundation, according to the Bush Foundation and a subsequent statement from the city.

    In a response to the Star Tribune, Green said, “I put in my resignation” Feb. 21 “for several reasons.”

    In communications to other city officials that she provided, Green stands by what she told the City Council when she said the Bush Foundation was prepared to donate $3 million, but she declined to provide details.

    She is no less blatant a grifter than Biden, yet she gets fired? Fucking systemic racism I tell you.

    Seriously if you read the story, you almost admire the gal. She blatantly lied, did nothing and apologizes for nothing. You sort of begin to like her. It isn’t her fault that a bunch stupid proggies threw money at her.

  19. Tundra

    Neocons be cryin’

    Really quite impressive. Neocon tears taste as good as proggie tears!

    • Pat

      Being a Republican, of course, it had to be framed in the context of “What we should *really* be spending 105 billion dollars a year on is the drug war, not Ukraine!” It’s all so tiresome.

      • Tundra

        Not sure where this cartel fighting thing came from but I’m cool with closing the fucking border for awhile.

      • Tundra

        More:

        Dumb twat.

      • R C Dean

        “I’m cool with closing the fucking border for awhile.”

        Me, too. Or should I say “Mi, tambien”.

        Five years sounds like a good start.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’ve moved to the position of spending it on not war. Paving roads? I’m a libertarian but fuck it, sounds good. Same with building flophouses for the homeless, paying for drug rehab, building a big beautiful wall, and any host of other issues where my old position would have been fuck that.

      • Tundra

        *votes for Stinky*

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      We’re gonna need more ice axes…

    • rhywun

      Kinziger might be the tallest midget in that crowd. He’s so wacko it’s hard to credit that he believes what he’s saying.

      • rhywun

        or… shortest midget? Whatever the metaphor is.

        Most batshit crazy, it is.

      • Tundra

        Tallest. And yes, he’s a pathetic shitstain.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        You misspelled sociopathic liar and war profiteer. You might want to try a third party spellcheck.

    • rhywun

      Astonishing. Dangerous.

      These people seem completely unaware that we’re quickly emptying our store of weapons and ammo, and do not possess the manufacturing sector required to refill it without help from friends like China.

  20. Aloysious

    Moist-maiden?

    Moist-ica

    Moist Sabbath?

    Mega-moist?

    Pablo Moist?

    Tom Moist?

    • The Last American Hero

      Moist hot chili peppers

    • The Gunslinger

      “We don’t want you here because we are an open and accepting society.”

      That’s gold!

      • robodruid

        The sarcasm is strong in this one.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Eat the shit we feed you and ask for more or you’re a bigot.
      Was that parody?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Hard to tell, ain’t it?

    • Count Potato

      “anyone who’s been on Rogan”

      So only literal nazis like Snoop Dogg and Miley Cyrus.

      • Count Potato

        I mean Moist Dogg and Miley Moist.

      • Count Potato

        Has Kanye Moist ever been on JRE?

    • Tundra

      Awesome!

      So fucking funny.

    • Tundra

      Lately as in the last three years!

      Love the gato.

      • mikey

        Nice rant. For some reason the name “Ellsworth Toohey” kept coming to mind.

    • Mojeaux

      there is nothing mediocrity fears more than excellence. it’s how you get turfed out of the cushy gig you do not really merit.

      I call bullshit. Mediocrity has be the de facto condition of workplaces since desk work was a thing. Add in a bunch of women and their cattiness and you’ve got a bubbling pool of toxic waste for people who excel.

    • EvilSheldon

      Very typical of conservatives who don’t really understand the battlespace. They may be B’s and C’s at doing their described jobs, but that’s just a cover. They are A’s at navigating the bureaucracy for their personal enrichment.

      • mikey

        See St Fauci. Worthless as a Dr/Scientist/Epidemiologist but an amazingly competent beaurocrat.

    • The Gunslinger

      A good read, but why are there no capital letters to start sentences? Is this a thing on substack? The Gunslinger does not approve.

      • Tundra

        He comes from the Cormac McCarthy school of fuck proper punctuation. After a while you don’t even notice.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Bullshit.

        That article is worth reading. Which means it’s worth the effort to do it right. I was annoyed the whole fucking time.

      • slumbrew

        Define “a while”? It sucks and makes it harder to read than it should be.

  21. Timeloose

    Butthole Moist
    Moist Apple
    Mazzy Moist
    The Moist Kennedys
    Moist Fudge
    Canned Moist
    Moist Robinson
    Moist at the Disco

    • Shirley Knott

      Frankie Goes to Moist

    • Ownbestenemy

      Big Bad Moist Daddy

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        The Moist

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Smashing Moist

  22. Tundra

    Lol. “Illegal”

    I predict nothing else will happen.

    • rhywun

      No, but at least it has some chance of taking him down, unlike destroying California’s economy.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Is that really a prediction though?

      It’s like predicting the Sun will come up tomorrow.