Monday Afternoon Links of March

by | Mar 6, 2023 | Daily Links | 189 comments

Happy First Monday of March, everyone. I know you thought I gave up doing decent links (or at all) for Lent, but here I am again. Honest to Zod, I let the reminder expire and it really messed me up. I’m hoping to get back on the horse here. The baby has started hand-over-hand stepping himself along the coffee table, so I expect to have a runner by his first birthday. Time flies when you’re chasing four kids around. Also, my oldest learned last night that long hair is not an asset in wrestling with a two year old. I hope he decides to get rid of his hippie hair, but I’m not gonna say a word about it.

Trump should definitely go with “Tiny D” of all workshopped nicknames for DeSantis. Lol. I assume that Trump will have reminded everyone exactly how he fucked up 2020 before DeSantis gets around to running in the fall. I also think that Neither Trump nor Ron Gone Wrong will be President in 2025.

This is what uncles are for. Debate as Uncle Tells 10-Year-Old Nephew That ‘No One’ in Family Likes Him 

Damn, gators are starting to use ambush tactics. “Candygram”

I believe this young lady now has a case for being “groomed”. Most. Professional. People. EVAR. (h/t Playa Manhattan)

Turning the most offensive drone song into the most offensive.. funk song? At least we still have Lou.

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Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

189 Comments

  1. Shirley Knott

    At 1PM?

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s afternoon, Aight?!

  2. Count Potato

    “I also think that Neither Trump nor Ron Gone Wrong will be President in 2025.”

    It definitely won’t be Trump.

    • Drake

      It will never again be anyone the powers that be haven’t fully vetted. Trump shocked them in 2016 and they have fortified democracy to make sure it never happens again.

      • kinnath

        I want to think differently. But I am so black-pilled that I can’t see anything bright in the future.

      • Count Potato

        Never mind the fortifying, he’s lost too much of his support. It’s not like he won 2016 in a landslide.

      • Drake

        My guess – which could never be proven – is that we had clean results from the 7 states that stopped counting on election night, he won 2020 in a landslide.

      • Count Potato

        Didn’t Reagan and Nixon both win 49 states?

      • Drake

        My point is that if Biden had lost even 1 of those states 6 states (NC stopped counting to fortify the Governor’s election), he would have lost the election. If he lost all of them (my guess), it would have been reported as a landslide and a blowout.

      • Ted S.

        Trump only had 230-something electoral votes. None of those states was giving Trump 30 electoral votes.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        People were saying similar before Trump won in 2016. That being said, he won’t win again, not because of shenanigans but because a fairly significant portion of Mr. Operation Warpspeed’s base are done with him and he motivates those who normally wouldn’t bother to vote. DeSantis stands a fair chance I think.

      • The Gunslinger

        DeSantis stands a fair chance of forcing the fortifiers to work overtime to beat him. Results 3 days after election day, stopping the count in the middle of the night, leaking plumbing etc.

        I’m feeling very black pilled.

      • The Gunslinger

        Damn. That’s black.

    • Tundra

      I’m more concerned with the disappearing dollar, CBDC and this 15 minute city shit to much care which windbag sits in the big chair.

  3. Count Potato

    “Candygram”

    Don’t you mean “Yo, got your teenth”?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Maybe it is, but I think it’s probably more like what Walmart has actually said for the closing. There’s another Walmart just 3 miles south of the Eastport Plaza location. The one in Delta Park was probably drawing a bunch of Vancouverites across the River with no sales tax. I’d guess more WFH and declining big ticket sales are more of a factor for that one.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Also, the city of Portland enacted a gross receipts tax and Multnomah County increased their business tax rate.

      • Chafed

        Embrace the power of “and.”

    • SDF-7

      A suspected Antifa activist charged with domestic terrorism over riots in Atlanta is an attorney for the hard-left Southern Poverty Law Center.

      Nothing like starting off the article with “In news that will shock no one who was paying attention….”

      And these are the folks the FBI is trusting to identify domestic hate groups like Catholics who prefer the Latin Mass….

      • SDF-7

        Oh for KFC Jesus’s sake — from the comments:

        TheManFromUtopia, Los Santos, United States, moments ago

        Except they didn’t k*ll any police officer, unlike Maga traitors in DC

        The lie that just will NOT. FRAKKING. DIE.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Do you think for a moment that if the protestors had been throwing Molotovs at the cops in DC that we wouldn’t have seen that clip 500 bazillion times by now?

      • Count Potato

        “At least 23 #StopCopCity suspects were arrested in Atlanta on suspicion of domestic terrorism over the violent ambush on police. Almost all are from out of state. One of the terror suspects is an @splcenter staff attorney & another is a Canadian academic. Story to come.”

        https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1632781347394551815

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        One of the terror suspects is an @splcenter staff attorney

        You’re doing the grift wrong.

  4. Tundra

    I tapped out after about a minute. Sorry, Lou.

    What’s the law about shooting gators down there? Seems like the fuckers are kind of a nuisance.

    • Lackadaisical

      Special hunting permit, in season only.

    • The Other Kevin

      You need a tag for each alligator and at least one person in your boat must have the last name of Landry.

    • Chafed

      I’m impressed we got a Lou Reed joke in reference to an actual Lou Reed song.

    • Michael Malaise

      I watched the gator thing happen live on On Patrol (the new Live PD)

  5. DEG

    The man opened the front door of his home in the 1100 block of Champions Drive, Daytona Beach shortly after 9:30 p.m. local time Saturday. Police said the man had heard a noise and thought it might be someone looking for his son.

    Someone looking for his son at 9:30 PM. Well, it is Florida.

    Davis, a married dad-of-three, also grumbled that his own ‘normal pimp s**t’ attempts to bed Hall had failed where others had succeeded, agreeing with a pal that she had a ‘tight little a**’, it’s alleged.

    Her boss failed to get her into bed? Whoa.

    • SDF-7

      The alligator heard him open the door and get on the floor, just figured it was time to walk the relative-of-dinosaur….

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Best stripper I ever saw used that tune. She started the routine in a dinosaur outfit.

  6. Lackadaisical

    “Freeman told Newsweek about the growing rates of depression, anxiety and self-harm among teenagers. She said that behavioral problems should be addressed and treated appropriately.

    Freeman added: “Unfortunately, many parents adhere to the myth that threats and punishment will improve behavior, while decades of research has disproven this idea over and over.”

    Well, treating them like fragile little flowers who shouldn’t hear the truth about how annoying they’re being has certainly not helped their rates of depression, mental illness, etc.

    I would only change how the uncle framed it and refer to their behavior rather than saying the kid himself was hated.

    • Shpip

      Kids don’t generally have good foresight or impulse control, so sometimes a “good conduct” lesson needs to be reinforced. I’m not saying you should horsewhip the little bastard like he was Kunta Kinte, but a swat to the backside can be instructive when it comes to boundaries of behavior.

      • Lackadaisical

        Sometimes it’s necessary when they do something so dumb they can hurt themselves. (Running into the street comes to mind)

      • kinnath

        When my son was 2 or 3, he would walk around grabbing everything.

        My mother gave us a tiny little cactus with fuzzy little spines (she had dozens of cacti she cared for).

        We left the cactus down on a coffee table and told my son “don’t touch”.

        We only had to pull spines from his hand once.

        I told this to someone once who called me a terrible parent.

        I replied that it was important that my son learned there was a reason for “don’t touch” before he got tall enough to reach the top of the stove.

      • mikey

        Our two-year-old was fascinated with the fireplace (glass cover). “Don’t touch -HOT!” Wasn’t cutting it. We couldn’t not use the fireplace as it provided our heat. I finally stood by while he reached out to touch it. I grabbed him away as soon as he touched and screamed. Tears, and hugs and he was OK. Neve went near the fireplace again.
        A few days he was trying to reach a pot on the stove and his mom quietly said “Hot”. He withdrew his hand in an instant. Never had an issued with hot things again. Paint, climbing to the top of the fridge? Sure.

      • Gender Traitor

        Reportedly, after similarly learning the meaning of hot, my stepson was told that anything fragile in a store was “hot.”

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Damn, that is a good one. I wish I had thought of that.

    • EvilSheldon

      Yes, depression, anxiety, and self-harm are certainly on a downward trend…

    • Mojeaux

      I think there’s a meme going around on FB about “gentle parenting really only works with gentle children.”

      The Problem with Gentle Parenting

      The parent might then think about​ identifying the underlying feelings and unmet needs relating to this behavior (maybe your kid is jealous because you’ve been giving Timmy more attention today) and act accordingly (like spending more quality time with your eldest).

      Yes, that’s totally the way to respond to bad behavior: give him what he wants.

      • Cowboy

        Thanks for that link, cowpoke is close to turning 2 and is definitely in that “pushing boundaires” phase. The wife and I have been feeling guilty for being frustrated, even though we both know its a perfectly rational way to feel.

        How many times can you tell a child to stop throwing his entire meal on the floor? Apparently one more than you think.

      • mikey

        Just once. “Oh, you’re not hungry? Dinner’s over.”

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        This was a common child rearing method of most of my college town when I was growing up. There is a reason one of the kids of that group was shot in a trailer park in a drug deal gone bad.

  7. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Hall told officers she was in an open marriage and tried to recruit her husband Jedidiah for swinging sessions, but he was not on board

    But he made a fatal mistake and didn’t run for his life right then and there.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I never noticed the poster in the background before.

      • Timeloose

        Our shitty TVs on the 70’s made it hard to see.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        The BBC Bauhaus sessions were some of the best, fuck I wish that was still available.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        And now I fell into a hole.

      • Timeloose

        It’s still the best of them all. The great covers, originals, and weirdo intermissions.

        Amazon has it on tape, Vinyl, CD, and CD-R. Not digital.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Does it taste like bacon?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “Manufacturers even claim that nitrites keep meats free from bacteria that cause food poisoning.” Oh those perfidious manufacturers, stating the truth.

      • kinnath

        That’s the whole fucking reason for nitrites.

      • Gustave Lytton

        What?? It’s not just to colour the bacon???

    • rhywun

      Hasn’t this panic been a thing for a while already? I’ve been seeing “no nitrates” on expensive packages of cold cuts and shit for years.

      • R.J.

        Yep. I prefer without nitrates. Seems to taste better to me.

      • dorvinion

        Look for celery juice/powder in the ingredients
        It lets them add nitrates without saying they are adding nitrates because they are ‘naturally occurring’ in celery juice/powder

      • R.J.

        Interesting

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Get ready for a law soon enough. That’s how this works. Some “expert” states preferences. When the rest of us ignore said expert, Bam! A new law.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        That was the strategy with gas stoves.

    • The Other Kevin

      If you follow her, she’s been posting some of the hate messages and threats she got from that post. There are some truly vile people among us. Unfortunately many of them have the loudest voices.

      • Count Potato

        True, and as far as I know all of threats were from lefty LGBT.

        I also think there are a bunch of T who are just lime-green jealous she transitioned so well.

  8. Lackadaisical

    “Davis had a burner phone dubbed ‘Ole Boy’ on which he and Sgt Ty McGowan ‘shared in the pornography and sexual fantasy of mutually abusing Hall’

    Gaaaaaaaaaay.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I had a coworker like that back in the 90’s. He kept asking me if I wanted to make the London Bridge with another female coworker.

      I finally had to tell him that if he wanted to see my junk so badly, all he had to do was give me twenty bucks.

      • Lackadaisical

        Same as downtown.

      • TARDis

        Twenty bucks in the 90s is like $150 today. You must be impressive.

      • Q Continuum

        He has to unfurl it to take a piss.

      • Cowboy

        Whats a Z-job?

    • creech

      Hard to believe she turned down a romp with a five star general.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Maybe they can apply for jobs at BRCC.

  9. Tundra

    Good dog!

    That could have been bad.

    • TARDis

      I guess he is not a police officer.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      If your dog is aggressive towards other dogs, keep it on a fucking leash. What an asshole.

    • kinnath

      I have no sympathy for the police. But I am totally ready for the police to start shooting Antifa with AR-15s.

      • Compelled Speechless

        The winner of that war is everyone else.

    • Q Continuum

      Dammit, Tater beat me to it.

    • Drake

      ‘international brigade’ – they want to refight the Spanish Civil War now.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m kind of disappointed none of them were Russian.

      • Tundra

        I don’t think they are gonna like the next Franco.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Franco-American?

        I can totally see that as our future.

      • rhywun

        Uh, oh! 🤢🤮

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “He has also worked as an assistant public defender and a legal intern at a US attorney’s office in Florida.”

      He crossed state lines! That makes it extra illegal.

    • The Other Kevin

      Gay is so 5 years ago. I think he’s got one of those new-fangled genders.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Unicorn with dildo horn?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      What is a WAG?

      • Mojeaux

        Wife And[/or] Girlfriend [of Athlete]

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I guess I know why they don’t use WAGA.

      • Not Adahn

        Wack-ass guinea.

      • TARDis

        In my line of work, it’s Wild Ass Guess. Isn’t that original and common meaning?

    • Gustave Lytton

      “Everyone wants to go commando, no one wants to do commando shit”

    • Tundra

      No.

      Just no.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Once you get to a certain height, it doesn’t really matter how high up you are.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Disagree. The higher up you go, the more time you have to contemplate what’s happening to you. That would only be about 30 seconds, but it would be the most horrifying 30 seconds imaginable.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I hadn’t thought of it that way. When I climbed Angel’s Landing in Zion it got to the point where it didn’t matter if the drop was 100 feet, 500 feet or 1000 feet. It all felt the same. But next time your comment will be stuck in my head. Damn you.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Just more time for WHEEEEEEE!!!!

      • The Hyperbole

        Meh, how far are you going to actually fall if you lose it up there? You are going to land on one of the platforms or the roof top below not the street, Using the height of the tower in these cases make as much sense as using sea level as the baseline. Fred Dibnah free-climbing an an old smoke stack (while half plastered) is much more impressive.

    • mikey

      My word.
      And then he starts up that pole with the grip on each side – unreal.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Just remove your adrenal glands and it becomes easy

    • Pine_Tree

      Grrr… Having a hard time getting past the fact that their graphic spelled guyed as “guided”… All that and you can’t spell it right?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Scariest video in science Pine…scariest video.

    • robodruid

      I cant watch the entire thing…

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      I used to have to watch that video every time I did a power pole climbing refresher class. Once you are over 100′ up, it doesn’t really matter.

      Now, this one will give all of you the creeps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBJyyEAw-6g

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah lineman work…I give them leeway for being methheads for that job

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Knew what it was before I clicked.

        Hell, the pilots are nuts, let alone the climbers. But their skills are impressive.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Sweet Jesus I have sweaty palms just watching this.

    I keep expecting the giant to yell, “Fee fie foe fum!”

  11. Smilin' Joe Fission

    Hey Deg, if you’re around I may be looking at an opportunity to uproot from my Canadian roots and move the family to NH. Working right on the coast.

    What’s your review of the state of the state? Trending in the right direction or being infected by the surrounding blue states?

    Thanks for any guidance.

    • DEG

      Seascoast? Seabrook?

      State of the State – I’m worried.

      The FSP and NHLA are doing well and are slowly making changes. We now have two libertarians (both registered Republicans) in the State Senate which I think is a first. It’s been zero before. I think the Freedom Caucus (a group of libertarians and other liberty friendly folks) in the State House of Representatives is the biggest it has ever been.

      Unfortunately the Democrats made big gains. They played the get-out-the-vote game better than Republicans and used the abortion ruling just right. The State Senate is still 14-10 Republican, but the State House of Representatives is almost evenly split. If the right mix of folks don’t show up or leave early, the Democrats have a majority and do exactly what you would expect. A recent session day ended with the Democrats in majority and the Democrats trashed the Education Freedom Accounts. The EFAs are an attempt to get money to follow the kids and have parents be in control. Democrats and Teachers’ Unions, of course, hate them and want them gone.

      I expect Sununu, the governor, will finally move onto the national stage with the 2024 presidential campaign. He’s trying to paint himself as a pro-liberty, small government moderate. Pay no attention to his micromanaging the state’s economy for 18 months during the Lil Rona Panic. Hey, I wrote a whole series of articles on this. I have seen no talk of who might run for governor in 2024 beyond some speculation that Chris Pappas, a Progressive Democrat US Rep for NH, will run.

      Taxes are still low, and are dropping (the interest and dividends tax is being phased out). A recreational weed bill is moving through the legislature. This one might actually go somewhere. Gun laws are still nice. There still is no requirement to wear a seat belt unless you are under 18. No motorcycle helmet law. Contrary to popular belief, there are cases in which the state will require you to have car insurance (if I remember correctly, if you’ve been found at fault in a wreck and a few other cases), but most people are not required to have car insurance to register their cars.

      I think the state can go either way. Right now, things are OK. We’ll see what happens in the next round of elections.

      I am dropping off for a few days. TPTB have my permission to give you my e-mail address so you can contact me if you want more information.

      • DEG

        Duh.

        I forgot I set up a protonmail account.

        thorby455 AT proton DOT me

      • Smilin' Joe Fission

        Email sent.

      • Smilin' Joe Fission

        Thanks for the detailed reply!
        That’s sort of the feeling that I get with NH… Could easily be swayed blue. Well, if my wife and I move down, we will be 2 more freedom caucus supporters.

        If TPTB send me your email, I’ll reach out over email to talk more.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Hi Mr. Fission!

      • Smilin' Joe Fission

        That’s Dr. Fission to you

        *disclaimer not a real doctor

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Once you get to a certain height, it doesn’t really matter how high up you are.

    I have worked in a couple of “high” places; the kind which would be like stepping up on a curb for that guy. But you’d be surprised how much a billboard moves around when the wind starts blowing. The top of a tower like that moves around a lot, I reckon.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    What do you do when you get to the top of that tower? Perch on top of the beacon and drink a beer?

    • Homple

      Probably wait for a squadron of WWI biplanes to shoot at you.

    • R C Dean

      Take a piss on the world?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Correct answer, but always aim downwind.

    • Fourscore

      Was he scheduled to climb a tower the next day?

      I was a microwave repair guy, back in the old days. One of our jobs was tower maintenance (70 meter tower) including spot painting and changing light bulbs as required. I had to train myself, going up a little higher every day, took about 3 weeks before I could climb up, hook a belt around a light standard and do a few minutes work. As long as I had a safety belt on I didn’t had any fear, climbing up/down was terrifying for a while.

      • Ownbestenemy

        In 03, after Basic I was told I needed to climb a tower to replace a transponder. I wasn’t fond of heights but something about duty and all that drove me and ever since that day, did rescue climbing, rescue climbing instructor, etc. Loved it. Something free up there.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        “Something free up there.”

        Nobody asks you to wear pants when you’re way up there.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Most of you all would just use them as a shit collector anyway.

    • TARDis

      Was there no stench? When something dies in my basement, presumably behind some sheetrock, it stinks for a week. Certainly a whole human would be much worse out in the open.

      • The Gunslinger

        Apparently there was a smell so they came back out and investigated some more. And capped off a sewer line. To be fair it was a hoarder’s house.

      • R.J.

        He could have died and sank under a pile of rotting garbage. What a way to go.

      • TARDis

        “I guess I’ll add him to my collection.”

  14. Aloysious

    Honest to Zod

    You spelled ZARDOZ wrong.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Our best. Our brightest.

    Filmmaker Michael Moore has called for a nationwide boycott of Walgreens after the pharmacy chain announced it would not sell abortion pills in 20 states.

    In February, 20 Republican state attorneys general wrote to Walgreens Corp. threatening legal action if Walgreens provides the abortion pill, mifepristone, to consumers in their pharmacies across the U.S.

    On Thursday, Walgreens shifted its plan, sharing that it will not dispense mifepristone in their states and is not planning to ship the drug to consumers either.

    Following the announcement, Moore, on his website, urged readers to boycott Walgreens, characterizing them as a pharmacy chain that “stands with anti-abortion extremists against the rights of women.”

    Ban extremism.

    • Count Potato

      What’s their reason for not wanting to sell pills?

      • The Last American Hero

        They probably saw the videos of what happens. There is a big difference between plan b and abortion pills. One involves drinking several bottles of water, keep flushing and don’t look no matter what.

      • Tundra

        Thots are annoying.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Too many blood thots?

      • rhywun

        Like a toddler stamping its foot.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Following the announcement, Moore, on his website, urged readers to boycott Walgreens, characterizing them as a pharmacy chain that “stands with anti-abortion extremists against the rights of women.

      People actually visit his website?

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        I have heard it is really big, in some circles.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Huge, even…

    • Michael Malaise

      And nothing else happened.

      Boycotts don’t work unless they are local and narrowly-tailored.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        This.

        I’m pretty damn proud of having put a local dive shop out of business when I was fired after a year because I didn’t speak Spanish. Oh, and I wasn’t fucking the manager like the girl they hired who does speak Spanish (who was not a diver and knew nothing of the trade).

        I was president of the university dive club, and we did business almost exclusively from that shop. Virtually all of our members did all of their five Shop business there. Our business was about 40% of their regular business at the time, and it dried up overnight. They shut down 3 months later because they were losing money bad.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Just joined GOA.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Those vaccines worked great.

      • R.J.

        They did! Everyone just assumed they were to fight COVID…

    • R.J.

      I lost IQ points just reading the opening paragraphs.

      • rhywun

        Another discipline swirls down the toilet in “the west”.

    • Count Potato

      This is just going to lead to both white and non-white students getting a worse education.

      • rhywun

        Already happening in most public school districts.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      One wonders how long it will take to unperson Pythagoras at this rate.

    • whiz

      chemistry — touted as the central science that connects all other physical-science fields

      They can’t even get the non-woke stuff right — physics is the basis of all other physical science.

      Yet chemistry has origins going back millennia

      They may have discovered (by trial and error) many useful processes, but they sure didn’t understand it like we do now.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Legal genius…

    • Tundra

      Retarded twat was in town today so I had to drive an extra ten minutes to avoid the motorcade.

      Twat.

  16. Tres Cool

    WRT the tower climb video….977 feet is impressive, but he was still tied-off most of the way. Poseur.
    In the world of “emissions compliance sampling” we often work at elevations like this and this.

    *1st pic thats my boot. 2nd pic you can see downtown Indianapolis in the back

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ah…’safety cages’ around ladders…or rather, backbreakers and appendage manglers.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        My father was inside and at the bottom of a construction elevator tower much like a ladder cage when a guy up to dropped his crowbar. He said all he could was pray as there was nowhere to go as it clanged its way down a hundred feet.

      • Tres Cool

        The point of those is to stop you from falling, even if it requires getting snagged.

  17. Mojeaux

    ihatehersheys.com

    So Hershey’s put a tranny on a candy bar for women’s history month.

    GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SPACES, YOU FUCKING TRANNIES!!!!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Uh sorry Mo, we have finally defined a woman and it is a man who cut off their dick.

      • R.J.

        Yep. An actual dickless wonder.

      • Tres Cool

        “Its true. This man has no dick.”

        /well thats what I heard

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I, for one, am relieved that we have finally solved this mystery.

      • rhywun

        Not even that. It can now be any man who says they are a woman.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        “I am woman, look at my penis” just doesn’t have the same cache’.

      • R C Dean

        Stunning.

        And.

        Brave.

    • rhywun

      EXCUSE ME, IT’S MA’AM!

      • Mojeaux

        😂

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      I’ve said it before: the transgender movement is the most misogynist movement to occur in my lifetime. There is nothing that even comes close.

      Yet I’m somehow the woman-hater because I disagree with a man being represented not only as an actual women, but being labeled the best of them.

      • Mojeaux

        tRaNs WoMeN aRe WoMeN!!1!