Monday Morning Links

by | Mar 6, 2023 | Daily Links | 336 comments

Awesome.

Sometimes you get lucky and the reason to fire an underperforming coach presents itself. I guess you should realize that “slave” only ever means whites owning blacks in America. It can’t possibly have any more context even though it has literally existed everywhere man has lived and literally people of every hue were victims of it.  Bah. This is sports. I shouldn’t get worked up about retards in Lubbock.

Awesome.

Especially since the F1 season got underway yesterday. And with the exception of Max driving immediately off into the distance, it was one hell of a fun race. The only thing that topped the race was the absolute raping of ManUre by Liverpool yesterday. 7-0, which is ManUre’s worst league loss ever (a tie), and it could have easily been 10 or more.  LOL, fuck those guys.  OK, on to the links.

Awesome.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! This sure is a wild ride. Unfortunately I don’t think the person running it knows what the fuck they’re doing.

Oh, this is just great. The crazies are completely in control of China now.

Awesome.

Nothing is less secure than a government website. It’s not that they don’t care about Asian-Americans. It’s that they’re incompetent. (With apologies to those Glibs who work in government IT.)

Remember, these are the leaders of a major political party. And they’re saying these things uninterrupted on a national media outlet that considered itself legitimate.

Awesome.

This fucking guy… I hate this fucking guy. And I’m going to keep paying him for the rest of his life, which makes to even worse.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I’ve got as much chance of winning as that dumb fuck.

$5,000,000 seems excessive. But it sure looks like somebody fucked up and they’re owed something.

Shut the fuck up, retard. I can’t put it any nicer than that. This idiot and everybody else involved in the city and county government needs to shut thew fuck up and let somebody else take over. They’ve failed miserably and need to go.

Here’s a lovely song. It doesn’t get as much play as it should. And this one is equally great. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends. I’m still enjoying that 7-0 scoreline. LOL, seven goals.  Fuck you, ManUre.

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336 Comments

  1. Pat

    Unfortunately I don’t think the person running it knows what the fuck they’re doing.

    Everyone knows that money is the one resource whose price is not subject to the knowledge problem and can therefore be set by central committee more efficiently than by markets.

    • sloopyinca

      +1 extra chocolate ration

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Your 1 ounce chocolate ration will be increased to 15 grams.

  2. Rat on a train

    With apologies to those Glibs who work in government IT.
    IT at the speed and competence of government bureaucracy. How many forms and how many approvals does it take to make a change? All I want to do is bump a minor version.

    • SDF-7

      I think there’s also an element of “If things are fucked up, does anyone pay a penalty?” A private company screwing up should eventually pay the price in the market… other than the U-Haul Index, no one seems to hold any of these sub-entities to account.

      • AlexinCT

        The biggest perk of working in government is that the only way you are held accountable is if you fuck up someone’s pronouns..

    • Pope Jimbo

      I once hired a guy away from the Minnesoda DNR IT staff. He was giving up because he couldn’t take it anymore. According to him, it would take 9 months between the time they requested a server until it was in a rack, provisioned and ready to go. So they were always requesting servers because they knew they’d need them and they couldn’t wait 9 months.

      They were also forbidden from using the cloud because of “security”. He laughed and said he was working on a lake finder app. Everything was public. In fact if hackers stole all the data and distributed it they’d be doing the state a favor. But nope, couldn’t put that on Amazon. Had to be on one of those servers you were waiting 9 months on.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s sad.

        While we were never allowed to buy physical servers, at my first agency we could get a new VM set up in about a day. We were appalled to see that the Office for Technology’s turnaround listed a VM at a week. Nowadays, I’d be overjoyed at a mere nine months.

      • Rat on a train

        It took six months to a year from request to procure, deliver, rack, and stack when I had servers in a government data center.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        It ain’t just the government. In the Before Times I’d plan capacity for at least 3 quarters in advance. 1 quarter to order and deliver. 1 quarter to rack, stack and provision. 1 quarter because of Murphy’s Law. Now we’ve been waiting over a year for delivery.

      • Rat on a train

        Management once ordered servers for our use without asking us for specifications. They were powerful, too powerful, way more than we needed. They couldn’t be racked until the power system was upgraded. They sat in a hallway for a year.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Interesting. The Feds use cloud for lots of stuff.

      • Rat on a train

        It could be before the government contracted with the major providers to build government clouds.

  3. Pat

    Using personal information of the victims obtained from “the dark web,” or websites hidden by traditional surface browsers, the group was able to answer security questions on the state’s Texas.gov website, McCraw said. The questions have since been removed from the website.

    I can’t believe this isn’t common knowledge, but your answers to your “security questions” should always be random text strings that you store in an encrypted password vault, just like your password itself. Or print them out and keep them in your filing cabinet, whatever works for you. Never use real answers to those questions, especially if you’re a social media user who lets it all hang out. Anybody with 4 brain cells can get the answers to most of your security questions from a 2 second perusal of your Facebook profile.

    • rhywun

      It’s a good thing I don’t have a Facebook profile.

      • Brochettaward

        Nobody will ever be able to figure out what elementary school I went to.

        It’s literally so secret that only the upper echelon of Firsters know where it is and what it’s called.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

      • R C Dean

        Same here, rhy. I get the random character string is better, but I think the odds anybody outside my immediate family knows the name of my first dog are pretty low.

        What squicks me out are the questions some websites generate about your life for their security screen – cars you owned, addresses you lived at, that kind of thing.

      • Mojeaux

        As I understand it, a random real but off-the-wall word is better than a randomized password. Since everybody nowadays wants a character, a number, and an upper case, all my real words are mixed up with those.

      • Pat

        Correct horse battery staple

        What you want is a relatively random pass phrase composed of several random words. A single word is wholly inadequate. Computing power has also increased quite a lot since that cartoon was published. A 4-word random passphrase of 44 bits entropy could be brute-forced by a simple dictionary attack in probably less than a day now. Password or passphrase isn’t terribly important, long sequences of randomness are. A 32 character random password with special characters included and a 14-word random pass phrase are in the same range of ~180 bits entropy. You aren’t going to remember either a 32 character password or a 14 word pass phrase, so your best bet is to generate random passwords or pass phrases and store them safely.

      • ron73440

        I used 1HorseB@ttery as a password for a while because of that comic.

      • Pat

        Well, you don’t have a Facebook account. Everyone has a Facebook profile. Fortunately, when you don’t have Facebook account your Facebook profile isn’t public, unless a competent hacker or malicious Facebook employee makes it so. And yes, I just ackchyually’d myself.

      • rhywun

        I haven’t visited in years but when I deleted my account I vaguely remember promises that all my data would be deleted. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • Pat

        By “profile” I mean your ad profile, which you have if you’ve ever visited a website that’s part of FB’s ad network. If you’ve been on the internet since 2006, you have. Resistance is futile, the best we can do is delay assimilation.

    • Ted S.

      Even if the security question is “What is the first name of the first person you did anal with?”

      • Fourscore

        Is that not a redundant question to the dog name in some circles?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        LOL

      • AlexinCT

        BAZINGA!

        And that question is loaded, cause you would know if the user was answering about pitching or catching..

      • SDF-7

        Yup, terrible question — 90% of the answers are going to be a variant of “Yo momma.”

      • Pope Jimbo

        “What is the first name of the first person you did anal with?”

        Guess #1: Uncle Sam
        Guess #2: The IRS

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Poor Pope, always a catcher, never a pitcher.

      • Pope Jimbo

        As a 13 year-old I blew out my elbow from over use, so I could never be a pitcher.

      • Michael Malaise

        But you were a second baseman.

      • Mojeaux

        Just remember: the catchers call the game.

  4. Strange Brew

    “Illinois Governor brushes away questions of a White House run”

    That fat fuck hasn’t ran in decades.

    • Fourscore

      How did he and those like him (I’m looking at you, Walz) ever get elected in the first place? It’s a race, alright, to the bottom. Walz is still claiming he took Covid head on and saved MN from total annihilation.

      • Pope Jimbo

        King Walz had some help from local judges.

        The owner of a bar in Albert Lea was found guilty of six criminal misdemeanor charges and sentenced to 90 days in jail for defying Gov. Tim Walz’s executive orders to close her business last winter.

        Judge Joseph Bueltel gave her a 90-day jail sentence and a $1,000 fine. He says he wanted to send a message to people who violate executive orders.

        Not only was it unconstitutional, it was ineffective. I bet Judge Bueltel has a hard time sleeping at night, knowing he put a person in jail for no good reason.

      • creech

        If someone unjustly penalized can learn the judges whereabouts, it could be hard to sleep, maybe, with phone calls at two and three in the morning from untraceable burner phones or subscriptions to explicit magazines pilling up in the mailbox.

  5. Pat

    A high-ranking figure in the Democratic National Committee has called CPAC a ‘gathering of sexual predators’ and claimed Donald Trump is a ‘serial rapist.’

    The RNC should file an eleventy trillion dollar defamation suit using the Dominion v. Fox News case as precedent.

    • AlexinCT

      Progjection…

      Team blue’s attack are always projection of the very things they are doing.

      • R.J.

        It is amazing. I have an ex-wife who was exactly like that so I understand that it happens. I just don’t know how someone lacks the self-awareness to realize they are projecting.

      • Brochettaward

        Ex-wife. Would?

      • R.J.

        She was cute but a handful otherwise.

      • SDF-7

        Just one handful? Q is disappointed.

  6. Drake

    Thanks for the Monday morning Joe Walsh. A decade or so ago, my wife bought tickets to an Eagles concert at Giants Stadium. About halfway through I realized I’d rather be at a Joe Walsh concert. If he and Felder ever get a tour together, I’ll be there.

  7. SDF-7

    Glad you enjoyed the race, Sloopy. Between Max going to Ludicrous Speed, Ferrari yet again having reliability issues and Merc looking like they’ll be fighting for 5th at best most cases, I took it as (other than Alonso) a sign this season will be a repeat of the last. Yawn. I suppose Ocon’s escalating penalty woes were at least mildly amusing if you weren’t rooting for him.

    And the F3 race was just terrible for poor Mini. Kind of annoying we never got a good look at just how he was supposedly out of his box at the start. It couldn’t have been by much. F2 was pretty decent, I was a bit surprised Pourchaire could keep his tires together after evidently using them too much in the Sprint Race.

    Moving on — part of me hopes Xi cracks down hard enough (and the world has the sense to move things away from China) that their economy suffers and he invokes the one cardinal sin of the CCP — not providing order and economic security. Maybe they’ll knock down that rotten house of cards eventually. (He says from a country where our house of cards is proving more and more rotten to the core… sigh….)

    • Pat

      part of me hopes Xi cracks down hard enough (and the world has the sense to move things away from China) that their economy suffers and he invokes the one cardinal sin of the CCP — not providing order and economic security.

      I don’t think that’s even theoretically possible given how much control China has over global natural resources and tangible goods production by way of OBOR. The collective west transitioning to a “knowledge economy” based on arbitraging labor cost and environmental damage to places we don’t have to look at or worry about has left us in the slightly precarious position of depending on totalitarian communism for the actual production of actual goods. When the shit hits the fan, China can survive just fine without 300 million obese retards to buy the cheap shit being churned out from Guangdong, but the 300 million obese retards are utterly fucked without China.

      • juris imprudent

        I think you have it backwards. There is nothing from China we can’t live without. Their entire economy runs off exporting.

      • Pat

        In a “shit hits the fan” scenario, I’m picturing both economies basically going into freefall – that’s a given. But China’s in the fortunate position of having manufacturing capacity and still actually producing tangible goods. If China’s export market collapses they will still be able to produce durable goods necessary and sufficient to keep their domestic society from collapsing. As we found out during the mild-by-comparison COVID hysteria, we’re a dozen years out if we started today from being able to even produce our own pharmaceutical precursors or computer chips. If China tells us to get fucked AND exerts pressure in their sphere of influence, there’s little from China we can live without.

    • sloopyinca

      The one thing I’d have liked to have seen was Gasly’s progression from back of the grid to 9th. Between that and Ocon driving really well, penalties aside, things are looking good for Alpine. They’re gonna battle hard in the 3rd-6th* constructors chase. And that will be fun to watch.

      *Yes, I think Merc, Aston, Alpine, McLaren will all be about evenly matched this year. It’ll come down to reliability.

      • SDF-7

        Probably. I think my problem is that I don’t find midfield fighting all that exciting typically. It is almost in the Whose Line is it Anyway class of “And the points don’t matter” between 7th and 8th. I know they really do at the end of the year to the teams… but it just doesn’t do it for me.

        Ah well.

    • R C Dean

      Lots of companies are exiting China now. Most notably Apple/FoxConn.

      • AlexinCT

        And the CCP reacting like this is gonna just make it more essential to get out of that shitshow ASAP.

        The CCP going hostile earlier than the original plan to use the might the CCP military and banking got from buying & selling the rope the CCP was going to use to hang those capitalists with to the idiots once they had the strength, was a serious miscalculation.

      • invisible finger

        As long as those companies are dependent on raw materials from China it will be a half-assed exit.

      • AlexinCT

        Why do you think we are in Ukraine? The fact that recent surveys showed that 1/3 of the world’s Lithium reserves were there might be part of the plan to get off Chinese rare earths…

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        So now the anti-war movement will shift from “No bombs for oil!” to “No bombs for electric cars?”

      • AlexinCT

        The old anti-war movement has gone all in on “Bomb them all to death” cause they want their EVs.. The new anti-war people, the ones that are worried about WW3, are just Putin stooges…

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        The old anti war movement disappeared the day Obama took office, and mostly sat silent while he expanded war. Claimed Trump to be a war monger, but had nothing to demonstrate that claim since he was actively withdrawing, and now claim Biden got us out of Afghanistan. Since then, it’s all crickets.

    • rhywun

      the world has the sense to move things away from China

      Already starting. It will take a long time, though.

  8. rhywun

    Bah. This is sports.

    The woke infection of any sphere of life that one cares about is reason enough to get riled up.

  9. Pat

    I guess you should realize that “slave” only ever means whites owning blacks in America. It can’t possibly have any more context even though it has literally existed everywhere man has lived and literally people of every hue were victims of it.

    Hey, maybe he quoted from the Thomas Jefferson bible.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Her speech followed a week of similar warnings from the Federal Reserve.

    Minneapolis Federal Reserve President Neel Kashkari said last Wednesday that he’s “open to the possibility” of a larger interest rate increase in the Fed’s March policy meeting, “whether it’s 25 or 50 basis points.” (That’s a quarter or half of a percent. A basis point is one hundredth of one percent).

    The same genius who wanted to completely switch the economy off to stop the plague.

    They can raise interest rates until Hell freezes over and it won’t stop inflation as long as Team Brandon keeps pulling money out of the magic hat and firehosing it into the economy.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      We’ll need to print money just to cover interest payments.

      • Fourscore

        I’m surprised that inflation is such a surprise. It’s almost like unintended consequences.

        Who could have predicted that? What am I going to do with all these extra checks in my check book?

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        It is coming as a surprise to all the little kids who graduated from Hogwarts School for Imaginary Unicorns, which is 90% of the children’s crusade running the county right now.

    • juris imprudent

      All those years of quantitative easing has consequences?

  11. Tonio

    $5,000,000 seems excessive. But it sure looks like somebody fucked up and they’re owed something.

    IIRC this happens about once a year. It’s not rocket science. You do a head count when the boat leaves the dock, then you do another head count just before you move the boat each subsequent time. When the head count is off, you do a roll call. The fact that the “lifeguard” was all like “no, we’re not missing anybody, STFU” earns them the $5MM in my opinion. This industry needs to do better.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      As one who has had to float at sea in 100-250’ of water, albeit only a couple of miles offshore, for about 2 hours, I will say they deserve big cheese.

      In my case it was stupidity more than anything, and we were swept away in a strong current while diving off of a private boat, not left behind by a commercial operation. At the time I was a well trained and highly competent diver in full gear for a reasonably deep dive (around 150’ was our max depth plan), so I wouldn’t say I was scared. But it was pretty damn uncomfortable. We ended up floating for several miles as we were caught in a 5 knot current. Finally got picked up (reluctantly) by a fishing charter.

      • Pope Jimbo

        How many times did the mate on the charter have to hit you with the fish billy before you stopped flopping around on the deck of the boat?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Being that I was holding a speargun, none.

        He wasn’t very happy though.

  12. Brochettaward

    The Asian D’s are some of the most insufferable wokesters. The black politicians who say that shit come off as dishonest grifters. Like, Al Sharpton doesn’t care about gay rights. He doesn’t care about trans rights. He doesn’t care about feminism. But he’ll say all that shit to keep his cushy and lucrative MSNBC gig. The Asians who go in on that nonsense which is actively detrimental to their interests are true believers.

    Fauci used the power of grants and funding to shut down any discussion of the lab leak theory. Like a week ago someone showed how a British researcher completely changed their position after Fauci exponentially upped funding for his research. He went from describing it as likely based on the evidence to a baseless conspiracy theory after one conversation with Fauci.

    • AlexinCT

      He went from describing it as likely based on the evidence to a baseless conspiracy theory after one conversation with $18 million vague research grant from Fauci.

      Fixed that for you…

    • Brochettaward

      Apparently, the tweet I was thinking of was Anderson. The Post isn’t doing the story justice as not only did Fauci fund the paper while pretending not to, Anderson did a complete 180 on this subject after Fauci ordered it.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Concur about woke Asians. They may be the most insufferable of the lot.

      They’ll scream racism, but at the wrong people. Apparently it was white supremacy that made blacks attack Asians during Covid. White supremacy that keeps more Asians from getting into elite colleges because yet other minorities couldn’t keep up.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It was 100% ginned up in reaction to the demographics of the 2020 election, too. You didn’t hear jack shit about Asian discrimination until it came out that they were surprisingly close to going for Trump. Then the left poured it on getting that particular lost sheep back to the flock.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        And now it’s completely gone, unless brought up by a woke Asian, blaming the wrong people.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or it’s big enough. Like the multiple shooting in CA, committed by an older chinese guy. Even that was labeled as anti Asian violence.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I particularly love the influx of Vietnamese offspring going full commie around here. Their parents and grandparents risked their lives to give their kids a better future and the little fuckers pull that. And the transparent bullshit like this:

        https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2023/01/state-elections-officials-chose-not-to-investigate-residency-complaint-against-new-democratic-state-representative.html

        The fucker doesn’t live at his parents house nor did he even make the deadline with his false registration. Yet it was handwaved away with things like his “cultural background”.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    F2 was pretty decent

    That was the series to watch, back when it was GP2.

    • SDF-7

      Yup — one thing F2 (and even more so F3) has going for it — lots more wheel to wheel racing, and lots less confidence that said wheel to wheel racing won’t end up with one of them hitting each other. Do I want wrecks? No… but I sure as anything pay more attention to “Can the whole field make it to Turn 4?” on starts / re-starts, and add in every pass can be a disaster and it holds your attention much more.

      When F1 drivers finally get a chance to pass — either it is because their car just f’ing dominates, they have DRS and the other guy doesn’t or the front car is losing tires and messed up. And they’re all good enough (well, now that Kvyat isn’t racing, I suppose 😉 ) to leave each other room. Better for the cars, but passes are much more rare and much more predictable. To me, anyway.

  14. Brochettaward

    Also, First. You may all begin now.

  15. Muzzled Woodchipper

    Still no fucking power.

    Every other area within a 2 mile radius has power except for our small 12 house street.

    What. The. Fuck.

    • Fourscore

      I’m buying generator futures…

    • Tonio

      Do you live at the edge of your grid? Power restoration starts at the substation and works its way outward.

      I used to live two blocks from the river and my section of the neighborhood was always the last to get restored after a storm. Nothing like driving home from work and thinking “yay, the power is back on,” only to find it ending just before my block.

      • AlexinCT

        These power companies also tend to prioritize which streets to go to once the grid is back in business based on who-knows-who…

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Not sure. But we are quite literally surrounded by those with power.

        We’re like the small island of rights in modern day America; powerless, lost in a sea of the able-powered.

    • Pope Jimbo

      That is the price you pay for being a Glibster. You are too well grounded to get reliable power to your house.

      • dbleagle

        Glibs are known to be resisters.

      • ron73440

        If you don’t start conducting yourselves properly, we will be shocked by a narrow gaze.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Ohm. My. God. Watt are you talking about?!

      • juris imprudent

        Trying to step down Swiss’s eyes to a narrowed state?

  16. The Late P Brooks

    At least the St Pete race was interesting.

  17. rhywun

    They’ve failed miserably and need to go.

    Let NYC show you the way. Stop testing and pump up those graduation rates. Do you even equity, bruh?

    • Not Adahn

      Speaking of NYC:

      I’m seeing youtube videos but can’t ascertain if the allegations are true or are people doomcasting. The allegations are:

      Suffolk county is arresting people taking the live fire training for their handgun licenses because they are in possession of a firearm without a handgun license.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        This sounds like something the left would do, but I’d need some verification before I really believed that.

      • EvilSheldon

        If it’s only showing up on YouTube, it’s probably doomcasting. 2A YouTube channels have a terrible reputation in this area.

        Then again, there’s pretty much nothing I wouldn’t believe of coos and prosecutors these days…

  18. Certified Public Asshat

    In the same way I cannot begin to understand how leftist journalists became handmaidens for the vaccine companies, I am beyond mystified at the right's support for Vladimir Putin and his immoral invasion of Ukraine. https://t.co/ucbyhpUzjx— Alex Berenson (@AlexBerenson) March 5, 2023

    Good on covid, maybe on weed, bad about everything else.

    • SDF-7

      Not a bad reply to that right off. Better than I would have said “Thinking the invasion was wrong doesn’t equal we must fight tooth and nail for some country that isn’t even a formal ally, asshole.”

    • R C Dean

      “Not our problem” – sure.

      “Yay, Putin” – no. To be fair, hardly anyone outside Russia has gone quite that far, but there is a certain undercurrent of it here and there.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        The undercurrent that I’ve seen derives from Vlad’s ability to talk bluntly about the implosion of our culture given that he’s not yet subject to the jealous hegemony here in the West.

        IMO, just because he can point to the emperor and laugh at his nakedness doesn’t mean Vlad’s good. This need to put capes on everybody who says an unpopular truth needs to go away.

      • Brochettaward

        I’ll repeat what I’ve said in the past – I’d rather be ruled by Putin than a modern progressive or some senile old fuck trying to pass himself off as one.

        The constitution and remnants of Western culture are the only things that somewhat restrain our current elites. But I’d wager Putin has more principles in him than Hillary, Obama, or Joe fucking Biden. I may not agree with many of them, but he at least has them. And he legitimately gives a fuck about his country and acts in what he views as its best interest.

        No honest analysis of Russia can honestly argue that it would be wise for Putin or any leader of Russia to allow NATO expansion to Ukraine.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Look fat, it’s a defensive alliance OK?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’m now pretty solidly in the fuck Kiev camp. The siphon of our money to that corrupt shithole and recent calls for an American draft directly impact me. I’m not aware of any impact, positive or negative, that Russian has had on my life or my family’s. The 1950s boogeyman caricature of Russia is long past its sell by date. Or the idea that America, with it’s track record of invasions, is somehow the righteous world cop tasked with doing something.

        I started out neutral to the whole conflict and considered our politicians in DC to be playing the role of the main villain orchestrating the conflict (the bad guy role now made even more clear by blowing up the Nordstream). Now I remain neutral on Russia, pity the Ukrainian people, and let the government in Kiev reap what they’ve sown through their corrupt dealings with DC politicians to harm the citizens of all three countries.

    • rhywun

      the right’s support for Vladimir Putin

      Slander – it’s what’s for dinner.

    • Pat

      In answer to your question, Alex, I’d suck Putin’s cock on national TV just for the immense pleasure of pissing off warmongering neocon pieces of fucking shit like you.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Uh, whoah. Maybe a shirtless oil massage instead.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Well, maybe a little time in a Turkish prison first?

      • Michael Malaise

        Pat the Cockholster strikes again!

    • Brawndo

      Vladimir Putin doesn’t hate me (as far as I can tell). Which is better than what I can say about the people that “represent” me in Washington.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Maybe I’m just disgusted with all parties involved and have been for years now.

      • juris imprudent

        That just says you’ve been paying attention.

  19. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles — Marching through mediocrity proceeds apace. Honestly, starting to feel that since m-w bought quordle they’re intentionally picking words to not give any help against each other instead of random picks from the list. Annoying, but c’est la vie

    Daily Duotrigordle #369
    Guesses: 36/37
    Time: 04:18.18
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 406
    8️⃣4️⃣
    5️⃣6️⃣
    quordle.com

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 406
      7️⃣4️⃣
      5️⃣6️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Pat

      Daily Quordle 406
      7️⃣4️⃣
      8️⃣6️⃣

      Well, that sucked.

    • rhywun

      Classic GIGO plus the usual “how many freaking words end with these four letters?!”

      Daily Quordle 406
      🟥6️⃣
      3️⃣8️⃣

      • SDF-7

        Yeah — I got positions 3 and 4 green on UR and a yellow that I was pretty sure was position 5 from my first seed word. Given the rest, I thought it was worthwhile to burn 2 further seeds that I knew couldn’t be right just to narrow down possible letters for that word – third seed word gave me green 1 and 2, so that let me avoid that mess.

    • Cowboy

      Daily Quordle 406
      4️⃣6️⃣
      3️⃣7️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 406
      8️⃣6️⃣
      7️⃣🟥

      Bleh.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking to host Yasmin Vossoughian, Li began the segment fighting back against what she saw as conservatives such as Nikki Haley calling the Democrats ‘woke.’

    ‘Let’s be clear what anti-woke means. It’s anti-black,’ Li, who served on the Asian American outreach team for President Joe Biden’s 2020 campaign, said.

    ‘And I think people are very reluctant to say it, but I don’t mince any words, and that’s the truth.

    ‘That’s their way of, you know, sounding the dog whistle without being extremely explicit,’ she added.

    Here, little doggy.

    • rhywun

      Never mind how often “woke” explicitly means “anti-white” and they say it openly.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Shhhhhhh!!!

        That’s the part they’re trying not to say out loud, while teaching it to our kids in secret.

      • rhywun

        Tune in to The View some morning… they say it out loud all the time.

      • Wood Chipped Wednesday

        I prefer to just not watch the news.

      • Wood Chipped Wednesday

        That’s what BLM is. like 26% of Black Americans from a poll said it was not ok to be white and 21% said unsure.

  21. Rat on a train

    doggies
    My daughter plays that game.

    • SDF-7

      Pretty sure that was a Daily Ray not long back… but always good to bring a smile to most of our faces. (Except for those crazy non-dog people ’round here… 😉 ).

    • Brochettaward

      And the protesters have apparently set up some sort of autonomous zone at the construction site. I’m old enough to remember a time when a couple of gun toting ranchers occupying a shack out in the woods that wasn’t going to be used for anything for a couple of months was a national emergency that warranted an armed stand-off and justified the use of lethal force.

      • AlexinCT

        The only time the state objects to militias and their antics is when said militias and their antics expose the ineptitude, corruption, and evil of the deep state, These fucking evil people in the autonomous zone are doing what the deep state wants: making the country so lawless that the only answer people have is the deep state offering a federalized police force….

      • Tonio

        This has been ongoing for some time.

      • Gustave Lytton

        One of the murderers from that standoff was just named as head of the state police. FYTW.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And he has a history of killings as a state police officer. Some probably deserved it but really calls into question his judgement and willingness as a police officer to pull the trigger. But all of that, including his name until another witness slipped up, was swept under the rug because icky people.

    • Not Adahn

      Antifa is just an idea, you white supremacist facist.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      One might ask where the Feds are.

    • robc

      Can I hate both sides?

      Yes, it turns out I can.

    • invisible finger

      And people wonder why Richard J. Daley was popular – “shoot to kill” orders only upset the rioters, looters, and college professors. Now of course a Soros-backed state’s attorney would be the media darling and the poor, rich rioters would get sympathy.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Li then gave her summary of the annual event put on by the ACU.

    ‘Let’s also not ignore the fact that CPAC has become a gathering of sexual predators. Let’s be honest,’ Li said, referencing the investigation into Representative Matt Gaetz – which did not lead to charges – and accusations of inappropriate behavior by Representative Jim Jordan and organizer Matt Schlapp.

    She then went further into a tirade, referring to Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene as an ‘adulteress’ and complaining that Representative Lauren Boebert ‘brags about carrying a Glock.’ Finally, she said: ‘Tonight, we have Trump, a serial rapist.’

    The country is overrun with raving lunatics.

  23. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    LOL, the Brit COVID dipshit whose WhatsApp messages were leaked to the press and were indicative of his complete disdain for the public willingly provided them to a memoir writer.

    He actually thought they made him look good and not like a retarded tyrannical man-child.

    https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/the-astonishingly-un-astonishing

    long decried as an amoral atrocity architect who would, on the best of days, struggle to locate his posterior with both hands and renowned for the sort of vainglory cum popinjay preening and projection that only the most venal of cowards may exhibit, monsieur mathew in his infinite wisdom seems to have made available to a reporter (as she aided him in writing his “pandemic diaries” puff piece memoir) what can only be described as a “tremendous treasure trove” of his personal correspondence from times covidian including a large pile of whatsapp messages to other luminaries in which we can see in their own words the characters and considerations of the united kingdom’s halls of power.

    • Pat

      In his defense, it was a pretty good bet that anyone in the media was a fellow member of the clerisy and would not only keep those quiet, but also interpret them as flattering.

      • Brochettaward

        That would be my own guess. I’m guessing plenty of the leaked material is him discussing how to hype up covid hysteria with members of the media. There’s one prime example in the article where a reporter offers to do his bidding to drive up testing numbers so he can his “target” for a few exclusive words from him.

    • Brochettaward

      I think the real question is whether the sort of person who is actually surprised by this will actually take it to heart and realize they were duped. Or will they just dismiss it as one bad egg in the good intentioned bunch that make up their government.

    • PieInTheSky

      British pols are cartoonish at this point also why are there no upper case letters in that substack

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        because it’s written by a cat

    • Brochettaward

      folks like matt should be prosecuted. they waged war on we the people. it was not an accident. they set out to terrify and terrorize.

      I love this article and all, but he states this just a little after asking how these people thought they could get away with it. The answer is right here. They will not be prosecuted. Ever. They will not be held accountable in any meaningful way. It wouldn’t even surprise me if this twat found his way back into power someday. He’s only out of politics because he is a particularly offensive sort of stupid and arrogant. it wasn’t his covid policies.

      The people who could hold him accountable are in on the racket and would have to hold themselves accountable. The people who could nominally put someone in power who would do something about it won’t because doing so would require them to look in the mirror on some level and recognize that they were duped. That they spent years attacking friends and family who disagreed on the hysteria, that they were taken in by people who are less cunning than the average street walking whore and that so many of the basic premises they have in life are just wrong and always have been.

      That sort of self-reflection is painful and it’s far easier for people to turn a blind-eye to the people who manipulate them than it is to face the reality.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Suffolk county is arresting people taking the live fire training for their handgun licenses because they are in possession of a firearm without a handgun license.

    “That’s some catch, that Catch-22.”

    • Not Adahn

      I can’t find any evidence of that actually happening. But there is a- lawsuit where the plaintiffs quote a SCPD policy of doing that and the SCPD reply of “these plaintiffs haven’t been arrested under this policy so they have no standing.”

      Apparently Suffolk County has its own process where you can apply for a “pre-approval exemption.” It’s supposed to work like:

      1. Get a job as a security officer.
      2. Need handgun possession as part of this job.
      3. Get pre-approval exemption.
      4. Apply for permit.
      5. You’re exempt from arrest during the approval process time so you can go to work.

      • Tonio

        Thanks. Please keep on this.

      • Not Adahn

        It is very annoying when people on “my side” exaggerate what “the other side” is doing wrong.

        But hey, where there is money to be made off of fear there will be grifters, and the 2A community is no exception.

      • Pat

        Let’s be fair to the fearmongers, “Try it and find out, worst case scenario you get arrested and spend the next 4 years bankrupting yourself in court.” isn’t exactly the most reassuring standard. Leaving aside the constitutional absurdity of needing a license to own a handgun in the first place.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        The process for the audacity of trying to follow the rules is the punishment.

    • Fourscore

      Good show, Jimbo.

      How about adult families that get blended? My mother, a widow, married a widower with grown up kids. I never thought of those others as any sort of relatives, though they seemed nice. I never really knew any of them though.

  25. SDF-7

    In today’s “Weren’t you paying attention before now, Senator Manchin?” category….

    • AlexinCT

      Electric tape will never be the same to me…

  26. UnCivilServant

    (With apologies to those Glibs who work in government IT.)

    No need. I don’t work on the website, and seeing how the mess is handled makes me all the more an advocate for paper processing. The key decisions are made by the most clueless for the sake of their own ego. I’m actually surprised these things aren’t more widely known.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The constriction on NG pipelines into California was how Enron cornered the market. They bought NG futures then slowed down the delivery to create a supply constriction.

    • SDF-7

      I can’t say it would surprise me at all. Until just maybe 4(?) years ago — natural gas was CA’s darling — solar was great as a supplement, but the power plants were gas, the vehicles were liquefied gas, the heating / water heating / appliances were gas.

      Sure, they’re trying to go all gung-ho solar and wind now and decry nuclear and natgas, but there’s still a lot of infrastructure there from before. And I certainly expect CA to be shutting down any production / refining they haven’t already… because they’re stupid anti-humanity assholes and all… so of course, it comes from out-of-state primarily.

    • rhywun

      New York pulls the same shit. Shut down nukes for virtue points and then import gas from elsewhere. I wonder when Biden and Friends are done, where will there be left to import gas from…?

      • AlexinCT

        Follow the money.. You will find out someone made a killing shutting down cheap energy and local generation, and the pols that peddled the policies to do that got paid from that somebody. It is despicable.

  27. Not Adahn

    Nobody who voted to put a serial rapist in the WH three times has moral standing to complain about sexual assault.

    • PieInTheSky

      are you engaging in the most evil of actions, whattaboutism?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      No he did not.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Unclear if Will Smith is a bitch or not.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    It’s never a bad time for Joe Walsh.

    • robc

      Back in my college days, I had a friend whose dorm room was across from the study lounge. Whenever he saw me in there, he would play “County Fair”. Which would inevitably involve me yelling “Turn that up or turn it off!”

      Still my favorite Joe Walsh song. And he has a lot of great ones.

  29. PieInTheSky

    “End ‘colonial’ approach to space exploration, scientists urge”

    https://www.samizdata.net/2023/03/end-colonial-approach-to-space-exploration-scientists-urge/

    Genuine Guardian headline.

    Humans boldly going into space should echo the guiding principle of Captain Kirk’s Star Trek crew by resisting the urge to interfere, researchers have said, stressing a need to end a colonial approach to exploration.

    “Because if something that’s not here [on Earth] is seen as a resource, just ripe to be exploited, then that [perpetuates] colonialism.”

    Conrad said such attitudes matter because a colonial approach can impinge on the rights of others to explore – whether in space itself or by looking at it from Earth.

    Researchers have previously argued that light pollution creates just such a problem, with low-orbit satellites threatening to hinder the ability for astronomers to make new discoveries, and lighting associated with urban expansion and the use of LEDs making it increasingly difficult to pick out the constellations when stargazing.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Conrad said such attitudes matter because a colonial approach can impinge on the rights of others to explore

      Wut? Methinks that these same nitwits howl at outrage over the prospect of private space exploration by people like Musk.

      • rhywun

        These people live in a fantasy world where the world is united and the UN isn’t a pack of grifters and reprobates.

    • Brochettaward

      What they are really worried about is that exploitation of resources in space will undermine the green agenda planet side. If there’s an endless amount of minerals to mine in space on some barren rock, or people have an outlet to flee their shithole policies here, then they have less control. You can’t make people feel guilty about pollution on an uninhabited rock hurling through space.

      Star Trek’s Federation didn’t have a “non-interference” principle when it came to uninhabited wastelands. They fought wars with other species, and set up their own colonies to exploit resources where appropriate. And that is considered a utopian vision of humanity’s future.

      • AlexinCT

        What they are really worried about is that exploitation of resources in space will undermine the green agenda planet side.

        No, what they really are scared about is that private individuals will get there first and then government will not be able to pick the winners & losers.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        For public sector scientists, what private sector scientists do is not science. They absolutely feel entitled to all of science because they do it “for the good of humanity” or done such shit. Anything else is illegitimate and should be destroyed.

        They should be embarrassed that SpaceX can do things in a fraction of the time and cost it would take NASA to do those same things (if they even could do those things). Instead they decry it as “colonialism.”

        These people need to fucking right off.

    • Pat

      The great thing about, and probably one of the prime motivators for, escaping this planet is not having to see, hear, or think about the kind of navel gazing sad sacks who write those kinds of headlines.

    • rhywun

      lol that was pretty good. And truth.

    • Pope Jimbo

      That actually made me laugh.

    • Tundra

      That was hilarious!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The world must be ending.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Good Lord, the comments are nothing but narcissism cloaked in praise for the sketch.

      “As a gay man…”

      “As a bi-woman…”

      “As a straight male friend…”

      Can’t they just say “That was some funny shit” and not make it about themselves?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        No.

        Life for them is performative, with every word and action on display for likes.

      • Wood Chipped Wednesday

        People need to take offense to everything.

    • Brochettaward

      I would describe it as mildly amusing with the potential to have been more. It still plays the bit as safe as possible.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Conrad said such attitudes matter because a colonial approach can impinge on the rights of others to explore – whether in space itself or by looking at it from Earth.

    Muh viewscape!

  31. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    Retards in Lubbock is an excellent album name.

    • Brochettaward

      Tundra, can you explain where the false Firster MikeS has gone? Or text him letting him know that I am mocking him in his absence?

      • Tundra

        Sure. He’s busy as hell, but I texted with him the other day. I’ll make sure he knows!

      • SDF-7

        “Straight Male Friend isn’t needy….”

      • Tundra

        Whoops! Not supposed to be a reply, but I guess the Netherlands has plenty of hotties. So almost appropriate!

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yeah, but all those hotties are dikes….

      • Ownbestenemy

        They still need a finger in em though

    • Tundra

      Nice lungs!

    • Brochettaward

      Would.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Ridiculous

    First lady Jill Biden blasted Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley’s suggestion that politicians over the age of 75 take mental competency tests.

    During an interview set to air on Monday, CNN White House correspondent Arlette Saenz asked Biden her thoughts on Haley’s proposal.

    “Ridiculous,” Biden replied.

    When Saenz asked if President Biden would take a mental competency test, the first lady replied: “I mean, we haven’t even discussed … we would never even discuss something like that.”

    Haley, a former South Carolina governor and U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, announced her 2024 presidential campaign last month. She made headlines with a call for mandatory mental competency tests for elderly politicians during her speech launching her campaign.

    “In the America I see, the permanent politician will finally retire,” Haley said at the time. “We’ll have term limits for Congress and mandatory mental competency tests for politicians over 75 years old.”

    The comments were seen as a shot at both President Biden, 80, and former President Trump, 76, who are seen as the leading presidential candidates in their respective parties, though Biden has yet to officially announce his reelection bid.

    How dare she? Joe Must be allowed to breathe his last in his rightful place as Great White Father.

    • Brochettaward

      I’m actually with the good doctor on this one. If people are dumb enough to vote for a senile politician, or so weak-willed that they allow their elections to be “fortified” to the extent that a senile politician who spends the entire campaign cycle hiding in his basement to get elected than they get what they deserve. Good and hard.

      There is no part of government that should have any say on what candidates are options for people to vote for. And anyone who doesn’t see how a mental competency test could and would be weaponized is a fool. Or they’re just a lying cunt. Take your pick.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I just can’t imagine watching and listening to Joe Biden and still being unsure if he is mentally competent.

      • Tres Cool

        Tres Sr. is soon to be 84 and is an order of magnitude more cogent than that pruny gov’t parasite.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, Joe is not aging well at all.

    • rhywun

      I like the term limits idea more, but tying it to age limits ensures that it will never see the light of day.

      • Tres Cool

        The problem I see with term limits is that it’s double edged- sure you get to kick out the career parasites. But there’s a system in place the few not-horrible ones can navigate. So every few years you get rid of them, and start with the freshman class.

        Its like “everyone graduated so this is a rebuilding year” in college sports.

      • rhywun

        Well, there are way more parasites so I think the trade-off is worth it.

      • Rat on a train

        Can we term limit the Deep State?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        We have term limits in California. I can’t say it’s been a good thing.

      • Rat on a train

        Term limits and jungle primaries? How is it not paradise?

    • Rat on a train

      Get that constitutional amendment started now before SCOTUS smacks you upside your head.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Jill Biden joins a number of prominent figures who have pushed back against Haley’s proposal, with Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), who is 81, calling the idea “absurd.”

    Diane Feinstein was unavailable for comment.

    • Michael Malaise

      Chuck Grassley ran by and flipped everyone the bird!

  34. PieInTheSky

    “The reality and advantages of socialism are manifested in the support and confidence of the people in it. Now that our socialism is based on the Juche-oriented outlook and attitude towards the masses of the people, it has become the most advantageous and powerful socialism

    https://twitter.com/kimileyegenleri/status/1631717922321178636

    • Brochettaward

      If you stare into the derp, the derp stares back at you.

  35. Count Potato

    “A Rhode Island mom has revealed she was the topic of a ‘secret meeting’ held by the the the most powerful teacher’s union in the country, after she asked staffers at her child’s school whether or not they were teaching students radical gender theory.

    Appearing in a televised interview to speak out against the meeting Sunday, 39-year-old Nicole Solas revealed that she has also been sued by the union, The National Educator’s Association (NEA), as part of a years-long ‘harassment’ campaign carried out by the union and staffers at her five-year-old daughter’s school district.

    Laying the sordid saga bare to Fox News’ Rachel Campos Duffy, Solas said the disagreement started after she made a records request regarding the district’s curriculum, after learning students at her daughter’s school were were receiving lessons on gender reassignment and Critical Race Theory.

    Initially met with pushback, the mother continued to submit the public information requests – a perfectly legal practice when it comes to taxpayer-funded institutions – but staffers still continually refused to answer her questions.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11823529/Rhode-Island-mom-slams-teachers-union-secret-meetings-asked-lessons.html

    States need to start banning teachers unions.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, shit like refusing to provide a curriculum is absolutely unacceptable.

      Why are people accepting it?

      • Count Potato

        Not only are they accepting it. They are paying for it. Well, at least the ones with cars and houses.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Remember though, no school is teaching CRT but they will sue the fuck out of you if you dare ask if they are teaching CRT

    • PieInTheSky

      was he in Riyadh while doing it?

    • rhywun

      Who?

    • Ownbestenemy

      They took the game, made it into a somewhat compelling story and then turned it into a gay romance. There is no such thing as platonic relationships anymore, 99% of all characters have homosexual leanings, and if you don’t like what they did you are a bigoted Nazi.

      Pedro should have stayed out of it.

  36. PieInTheSky

    ‘Surely we have to look at the gaping empty shelves of our supermarkets and take the hint? That’s right. Perish the perishables. Maybe we shouldn’t be eating vine tomatoes and cucumbers in the middle our winter after all’

    https://twitter.com/spectator/status/1632692709008855048

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Wherein the Spectator becomes an apologist for the failed economic policies of the socialist British regime and its central bank.

    • SDF-7

      Sackcloth, ashes and eating locusts are apparently the demand of their new religion.

      I kid, of course…. as many of the lesser beings as possible dead and out of their way — that’s the demand. When they’re all about as useful as the gorram Eloi anyway and want to declare war on who they see as Morlocks.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    aka Things I Don’t Like

    Rep. Maxwell Alejandro Frost (D-Fla.) said in an interview Sunday that Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’s (R) drumbeat of policies targeting Black, transgender and LGBTQ people are “fascism.”

    During an appearance on “CNN Newsroom,” host Jim Acosta asked Frost, the first Generation Z lawmaker to serve in Congress, about how Democrats should take on DeSantis.

    “We take that on by number one being bold in our messaging and calling it out for what it is,” Frost told Acosta, saying that DeSantis was not attempting to improve education with his policies, but was “acting on scapegoating vulnerable communities due to his failures.”

    “This is what we’re up against in Florida right now and it’s hard to keep track of because it seems like there’s a new victim, there’s a new bill every day,” he added.

    “But we have to call it for what it is he is abusing his power and using the state to target political opponents and political enemies. And there’s a word for that. and it’s fascism, and we have to be honest about it.”

    Democrats would never do that.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Do you know who else had very strict laws against grooming kids (presumably)?

    • Brochettaward

      What failure is DeSantis trying to distract from, exactly? That’d be a fun question to pose.

      • SDF-7

        Not being a Democrat, obviously!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      “acting on scapegoating vulnerable communities due to his failures.”

      A strawman for the ages

    • Brochettaward

      Also, I will repeat that there are a lot of useful idiots and mendacious cunts on the right doing the work of the left by attacking DeSantis.

      I’ll gladly take the good with the bad with his culture war fight. Almost no other Republican has really waded into these waters in a serious way. I think it’s partly a generational thing, and some on this site may be guilty of it. The culture war shit is pretty important, and pretty galvanizing to younger people who lean conservative or who don’t identify as proggie.

      The courts can toss out a few parts of the anti-woke bill that are of questionable constitutionality. The rest of it can stay. This is a fight that requires taking the gloves off and getting a little dirty.

    • rhywun

      vulnerable communities

      Oh, fuck off.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe we shouldn’t be eating vine tomatoes and cucumbers in the middle our winter after all

    You’re getting there, but you really need to go full localvore and only eat things which can be grown locally, outdoors. That will bring you in touch with your roots.

    • Tres Cool

      So I need to construct a greenhouse (or indoors) and grow them myself ?
      Or is that not OK ?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Both are looking like pretty good options. I’m testing out a DIY ebb and flow hydro system. If it works well, I’ll expand to large scale next year.

        Wife wants to do aquaponics with tilapia. I’m intrigued.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’m thinking sportsfish would prove too challenging.

        Regardless, all fish taste inedible to me. Except for canned tuna.

      • kinnath

        My house was designed with passive solar in mind. 90% of the windows are on the south side of the house. We get a lot of free heat that way.

        It also occurred to me (in the last couple of years), that I have a lot of space to grow veggies in the winter. It pisses me off that I have to think about things like that now.

  39. Tres Cool

    Jesus H. Koresh what a long night.
    whaddup doh’.

      • SDF-7

        Now that would be a wacky post-Vatican II change… “The body of Christ… finger lickin’ good!”

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’m assuming that the wine would be replaced by gravy for the Blood of Christ?

      • Michael Malaise

        Sweet Lightning Mountain Dew or GTFO

        (Sweet Tea would also be acceptable as a substitute)

      • Tres Cool

        Im off tonight. This is my Friday. Im well-stocked with Tall Cans­™ and not low-carb food.
        Im also stricken with a form of rectal glaucoma- I cant see my ass leaving the Palatial 2X-Wide until work tomorrow night.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    “It’s just a problem for Florida now, sure. But in a few years, it can be a problem for the nation,” Frost said of DeSantis’ political tactics.

    “We need everybody to pay attention and talk about how he’s targeting trans folks, targeting not just Black history, but Black people in general, which is American history and targeting marginalized communities across this entire state,” Frost added.

    Back in chains.

  41. Rat on a train

    There are different IT certification renewal processes:
    – take the same test that is required for first time certifications
    – take a different recertification test
    – attend recertification training
    – play videos in the background while you do other things

  42. Brochettaward

    Is there a legitimate argument that deficit spending is anything more than generational theft? It is quite blatantly taxation without representation. It’s people today voting themselves shit that people who aren’t even born yet will have to pay for. It’s an argument so simple that it’s the sort of thing serious people would never even deign to entertain it. But the shit shouldn’t even be allowed in anything but an extreme emergency (such as an all-out war).

    Christ, you don’t even see anyone in the media point out how inflation is a back-door tax on the poor and middle class. There is no printing your way to prosperity. It’s far more nefarious than any tax hike because people are ignorant.

    How many of the current problems which beset are government would be solved by simply making it mandatory that everything the government did had to be funded directly by incoming revenue?

    • robc

      “Is there a legitimate argument that deficit spending is anything more than generational theft?”

      No.

    • Rat on a train

      Our culture doesn’t value living within your means.

      • Brochettaward

        It’s one of those things where it shouldn’t even matter. In libertopia, there wouldn’t even be the option on the table, as I’d see it.

        I used to mock the Greeks when they were voting to demand the EU give them more money during their debt crisis (and the leftists who acted as if this was a legitimate use of democracy that the rest of Europe had to go along with), but we aren’t really any different. Even ignoring the whole taxation is theft thing for a moment, it’s even more dubious to argue that people have the right to vote to spend money that someone else who doesn’t have a vote will have to pay back.

    • Pat

      Is there a legitimate argument that deficit spending is anything more than generational theft?

      It depends on your definition of “legitimate.” The orthodox Keynesian position is that deficit spending is not generational theft, because it raises GDP by more than its cost and is recouped in the form of higher taxes, leading to surpluses until the next trough of the business cycle, whereupon those surplus years that were used for debt repayment allow for more deficit spending, and the cycle continues. Which would be a “legitimate” argument in favor of deficit spending if two conditions were met: first, that the underlying theory regarding deficit spending juicing GDP during a recession were true (it doesn’t seem to be), and second, that there were some political mechanism in place to ensure that spending is restrained and surpluses are used to pay off the debt from the deficit spending after the recession has ended.

      • Rat on a train

        In reality, emergency deficit spending sets a new baseline.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        👆👆👆

      • Pat

        Right. It seems most of Keynes’ disciples stopped reading at the “monetary and fiscal stimulus” part and never got to the “austerity and debt repayment” part.

      • kinnath

        Times are good: Spend like drunken sailors.

        Times are bad: Spend even more.

        Modern government.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Lenny and Squiggy paying the rent with Monopoly money again.

      • robc

        Even pre-Keynes, Jefferson argued any government debt should be paid off within a generation.

        I think he also favored a 19 year sunset provision on all laws.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    So I need to construct a greenhouse (or indoors) and grow them myself ?
    Or is that not OK ?

    Greenhouse is cheating. You are permitted to dig a root cellar (with proper permits, of course).

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just don’t let that thing near your sweater.

  44. Sensei

    When they aren’t hitting and injuring pedestirans.

    The fires appear to be concentrated in New York City, where the number of blazes more than doubled last year to 216, according to the New York City Fire Department. Fires from e-bikes and other so-called micromobility devices such as electric scooters have injured 40 people and killed two this year, the fire department said.

    E-Bike Battery Fires Are Soaring, Especially in New York

    • Brochettaward

      Just wait until every building has charging stations for electric cars. And all electric stoves.

      • Rat on a train

        It’s batteries not wired electrical that is causing the fires.

      • Sensei

        And generally they are poorly constructed with poorly constructed battery management systems or the user has bypassed the BMS to charge a defective or poorly made cell in a pack.

      • Brochettaward

        Electric stoves (relative to gas), electric vehicles (relative to ICE vehicles), and charging stations all have elevated fire risks attached to them.

      • Rat on a train

        I expect a citation for the stove claim. The fire risk for electric vehicles are the batteries.

      • Count Potato

        It’s much easier to accidentally leave an electric stove on.

      • Rat on a train

        Ah, stupid people are an elevated risk.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        There are raw foodists too, even raw fruitarians. Haven’t encountered any lately.

      • Rat on a train

        We take great pains in our home to minimize excessive EMF exposure such as turning off wifi at night, using radiation canceling cases and headsets for our cellphones, and EMF shields for our PCs and notebooks.

        I also avoid dirty electricity in our home by never using dimmer switches, fluorescent, or LED bulbs.

      • Pat

        A friend of mine is dating a naturopathic hippie chick who has just recently latched onto the EMF thing. He can’t use his Bluetooth headphones at her place anymore…

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Fires from e-bikes and other so-called micromobility devices such as electric scooters have injured 40 people and killed two this year, the fire department said.

    It’s a reasonable price to pay to keep the sea from swallowing up the island of Manhattan.

    • rhywun

      Electric scooters aren’t replacing cars, they’re replacing bicycles.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Prior to yesterday, I was somehow utterly unaware of Gordon Murray’s T50

    Aside from the amazing Cosworth V-12, I cannot say I think it is an improvement on the original McLaren F1.

    • PieInTheSky

      No one needs 12 cylinders

  47. Sensei

    Why do I suspect this? Because Jared Bernstein—the economist who, like an old REO Speedwagon T-shirt, has been hanging around Joe Biden seemingly forever—said the quiet part out loud. Just before being nominated to run the Council of Economic Advisers, Mr. Bernstein told the Brookings Institution, “We’re trying to do, you know, what we believe, what the president believes . . . is really great, important policy on behalf of strengthening workers. And sometimes that’s not necessarily all kosher economics, sometimes it’s political economics. And sometimes you have to do things that may not be as aesthetically appealing in a neoclassical model.” Lael Brainard, nominated as director of the National Economic Council, worries about “irreversible ‘tipping points’ that introduce new climate shocks.” These aren’t the people who should be making economic policy.

    The Rise of Kickback Capitalism

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Brainard is a goddamned commie and the Biden administration would have put her in charge of the Fed if they thought they could gotten away with it.

      Everyone should thank their lucky stars that didn’t happen.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        In contrast to Powell, Brainard seems to believe wealth inequality is something the Fed should be factoring into its decisions. “Monetary policy aims to influence employment and inflation over the business cycle,” she said at the research conference. “But the distribution of income and wealth may have important implications for macroeconomic developments, such as the evolution of consumption, which is the single biggest engine of growth in our economy. That is why the Federal Reserve has a significant interest in understanding distributional developments and their implications.”

        Similarly, Brainard seems to have taken a hand in the refashioning of the Community Reinvestment Act (CRA), which aims to encourage—or force—banks to extend their services to a wider range of customers, especially those in low income and minority communities. Along with fellow Fed governor Michelle “Miki” Bowman, she met with a large group of financial institutions that serve minority populations to discuss the challenges and responses to COVID-19 in May 2020. “We must ensure that the CRA is a strong and effective tool to address ongoing systemic inequities in access to credit and financial services for low and middle income and minority individuals and communities,” she said in September last year.

        https://time.com/6120700/jerome-powell-lael-brainard-fed-chair-differences/

        Never up for discussion is how the debt-driven economic model is what causes wealth inequality to rise. Brainard would be printing, printing, printing, while also telling banks to take on bad risks.

      • Lackadaisical

        Sounds like most leftists, partially correct diagnosis, prescribed cure is worse than the disease.

        Partially she’s right that the Fed should consider the effects of policy on people other than billionaire investors. The whole idea of needing to tamp down employment when employment is still not really that high is crazy. Yet here we are trying to torpedo the economy because they let the bible blow up for a year or two toy long and COVID policies that they can’t even fix using monetary policy.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Right now, I’m relatively convinced that the Fed (Powell specifically) is trying to save the dollar first. Unemployment and stocks have been relegated to the backburner.

        I’ll support that priority simply because if the dollar fails in the near term, then the government will fold the Fed into the Treasury, end commercial banking as we know it, and we’ll really be fucked.

      • Pat

        If only the federal reserve had some kind of mandate from congress telling it what factors to consider in its decision making processes (not that the existing triple-mandate isn’t self-contradictory and retarded in the first place).

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Waters tried to expand it to include racial equity.

        https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/2543

        Further, the Federal Reserve Board must carry out its duties in a manner that supports the elimination of racial and ethnic disparities in employment, income, wealth, and access to affordable credit.

        That’s straight up trying to collapse the entire system. We have a very good idea of what they would replace it with.

  48. PieInTheSky

    The origins of horseback riding remain elusive. Scientific studies show that horses were kept for their milk ~3500 to 3000 BCE, widely accepted as indicating domestication. However, this does not confirm them to be ridden. Equipment used by early riders is rarely preserved, and the reliability of equine dental and mandibular pathologies remains contested. However, horsemanship has two interacting components: the horse as mount and the human as rider. Alterations associated with riding in human skeletons therefore possibly provide the best source of information. Here, we report five Yamnaya individuals well-dated to 3021 to 2501 calibrated BCE from kurgans in Romania, Bulgaria, and Hungary, displaying changes in bone morphology and distinct pathologies associated with horseback riding. These are the oldest humans identified as riders so far.

    https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.ade2451

    we wuz kings and shit?

    • Lackadaisical

      You waz steppe nomad raiders.

  49. Sensei

    The WSJ is full of good kicks in the nuts this AM

    What Will Be Harder for the Fed? Taming Inflation or Its Office Renovation Expenses?

    The central bank is in the middle of a long-running project to overhaul three adjacent office buildings overlooking the National Mall into a state-of-the-art campus. The price tag for the endeavor has swelled to nearly $2.5 billion, up from an estimate of $1.9 billion in 2019—an increase of about 34%.

    • Lackadaisical

      How many people work there? Jesus.

      • Sensei

        3,000 civil servants, lawyers and economists (and Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B personnel).

        From the comments it works out to $833k per employee.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yeah, absolutely disgusting. I thought it ~100k/person was dumb-give me the money and I’ll work from home.

      • Rat on a train

        Rare wood furniture and 8k monitors cost money.

      • Lackadaisical

        “the William McChesney Martin Jr. Building. It originally opened in 1974 and reopened at the end of 2021 after a top-to-bottom refurbishment that includes bathroom door sensors for touchless opening and a pair of hives of Italian honey bees on the roof.”

        Nothing left to cut.

        Also, they only have 3000 employees, the costs seem about 10x what I would expect. We had 300 employees at my old office and we were gutting and renovating an old building for ~20-30 million.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Well, it is the center of the world.

  50. Mojeaux

    @lack, I don’t look for “soul” in Mies van der Rohe. It soothes my ADHD-addled mind. It’s quiet and peaceful. I wouldn’t live in it, but I’d LOVE having an office in it.

    • Lackadaisical

      🙂

      That’s interesting, lack of stimulus is beneficial to you. I like quiet and peaceful, but what that means to me is something more like the graceful curves and colors of nature (recreated in stone, etc.).

      • Mojeaux

        Yes, but all those windows means I can look out on nature, too. Don’t need any art on the walls.

      • Mojeaux

        And I only wouldn’t live in it because life gets messy, and you need random accountrement to live it (see: junk drawer), and I don’t want to clean it. It would make it untenable for me to HAVE to have these things but unable to find a home for them to maintain the aesthetic.

      • Lackadaisical

        With enough junk drawers you could maintain the illusion of a lack of mess.

      • Mojeaux

        Yes. I did not need to get started on yet ANOTHER unclogging drains vid marathon.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I’ll take anything over Dutch Colonial.

      • Mojeaux

        Brutalism?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      My favorite college library was the square white glassy box, not the brick Romanesque one. Former was functional, latter dim and shadowy.

      • Mojeaux

        Yep. Gimme natural sunlight for studying over mahogany wainscot and banker’s lamps.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    It depends on your definition of “legitimate.”

    If you accept the fabulist definition of “investment” as preferred by our lords and masters, along with their imaginary rate-of-return models, every penny spent by the government makes us richer.

    • Rat on a train

      + multiplier effect – the multiplier can be less than 1

      • robc

        It can even be negative.

        The non-war multiplier is damn close to zero, IIRC.

  52. Sensei

    South Korea’s Plan to Pay Forced Laborers From World War II Meets Opposition

    So you say they are being… forced… to accept the settlement?

    Meanwhile in Japan the companies that will be funding this settlement will be doing so “voluntarily”. This, of course, means they are being forced, but technically they don’t have to. OTH, South Korea keeps trying to renegotiate this settlement every 5 years. There is no hero here.

    • Rat on a train

      I hear $5 million each is a start.

  53. ron73440

    Saturday, I took my wife to dinner and then we went to see Operation Fortune.

    Good movie, if you like Guy Richie’s stuff (we both do).

    Not as good as Snatch/, but on the same level as The Gentlemen.

    • Pat

      I wasn’t even aware of The Gentlemen, so that’s two I should add to my list of movies that I pretend I’m ever going to actually watch…

      • kinnath

        I enjoyed The Gentlemen. It wasn’t peak Guy Ritchie, but it was worth watching when it show up on streaming. I will wait for the new one to show up on streaming.

      • ron73440

        This one was entertaining as well.

        Apparently, the release date got pushed back so they could edit it and not make the bad guys Ukranian.

        *Insert eye roll gif*

  54. The Late P Brooks

    And I only wouldn’t live in it because life gets messy, and you need random accountrement to live it (see: junk drawer), and I don’t want to clean it. It would make it untenable for me to HAVE to have these things but unable to find a home for them to maintain the aesthetic.

    I imagine every one of those darling tiny houses showcased on the teevee has at least one 40 foot shipping container out back, crammed with the stuff there’s no room for.

    • Pat

      I’ve been selling and giving away a lot of stuff trying to downsize as I prepare to move. It doesn’t feel like I own that much, but when I start doing the geometry to see how much of it I can fit into a Uhaul or a shipping container it’s suddenly a whole lot.

      • R.J.

        Where did you decide to go? I remember discussing far East Texas.

      • Pat

        I’m still waiting on Medicaid to get off their ass and give me a decision one way the other on the disposition of this property so I can finalize my budget. I’m still eyeing east Texas (Tyler-Longview corridor) if my budget allows it. I’m also looking around Lubbock, Amarillo and Wichita Falls – there’s still some deals to be had there.

      • R.J.

        Be sure and check the yearly weather outlooks for Amarillo area before you settle on that. You need a concrete roof for hail. Tyler-Longview is pretty stable and doesn’t get the crazy weather every spring.

      • Pat

        Oh yeah, I’ve heard all about that. It’s not my first choice by any means. I got the hint when even the cheapest properties there all have storm shelters. I was kind of surprised, but Lubbock isn’t much better when it comes to extreme weather. They actually had higher tornado activity. Any place with cheap property, there’s a reason.

    • Mojeaux

      No kidding.

      There was one Hoarders episode with a stuffed 4000 ft² mini mansion with a 2-car garage and 3 semi trailers behind it packed full of stuff, and the lawn was strewn with crap. Dude built this house for his wife, died before it was finished, but hoarded half of it out before he died, and she kept at it until it was fully hoarded and then some.

      This is my nightmare. At some point, you just have to call the fire department and say, “Hey, I’ve got a practice house for you.”

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Imagine what kind of psychotic asshole you have to be to pursue this for five years.

      And then imagine what kind of psychotic asshole would rule for your case.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    I’ll support that priority simply because if the dollar fails in the near term, then the government will fold the Fed into the Treasury, end commercial banking as we know it, and we’ll really be fucked.

    Release Janet Yellen!

  56. Count Potato

    “This is beyond crazy. I thought it was a bunch of Dame Ednas. Instead: this. When will gay organizations say no to this? Why the lockstep defense of the indefensible? The damage these extremists and crazies are doing to gay rights is incalculable.”

    https://twitter.com/sullydish/status/1631338544932298760

    Guess he wasn’t paying attention?

  57. Wood Chipped Wednesday

    At my school(woke liberal private high school) they recently held some like admiring and celebrating diversity. I’m a Latino as I am Brazillian, and I look at this and am just like, WTF. Now I’ve never really been around other Brazilians or Latino/a people as where I live there are really not that many. But I do know that 99% of minorities don’t want to be in the limelight and be celebrated, we just want to live. That 1% that is all super woke and blah blah blah, were all born here.
    17 people went to that thing, 3 were minorities, 1 was born in NYC, the other 2 were born in Lousiville, all super liberal and Social justice warrior cities.
    All it is, is white people pushing their agenda on everyone, that’s why there’s such a pushback to Latinx .

  58. Wood Chipped Wednesday

    A big wind storm (gust of 60-80mph winds) sitting around 35mph on average came through last Friday and took out some 20% of my city’s power like 5k people are still out of power if not more just in this city. Big blow to electric cars.

    • Pat

      Big blow

      Icwutudidthar

    • robc

      I was going to ask if you were in Louisville, then I saw your post above this.

      I am there right now, visiting my Mom (going to a funeral tomorrow for a friend’s Dad).