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The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 62: Bailout
About The Author
CPRM
Organic troll farmer.
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Very nice! Banks, Pelosi, The Donald. It has it all!
Oh, and First!
Festus still has some fight to him. Take that walker and throw it into a ditch.
Festus as a first? What kind of skullduggery is this?
I appreciate you too, Festus.
From Dedthred – RE: KKG “Woman”
I’m willing to bet that many of those women have boyfriends and that some subset of those boyfriends are significantly bigger, stronger and tougher than the “woman” and that some subset of those big, strong, tough boyfriends are prone to violence. I would also be willing to bet that a jury in Wyoming is unlikely to convict if said “woman” is suddenly found beaten into a coma in some cow pasture.
Maybe just let nature take its course here…
My random observation of males on college campus these days is that many of them, maybe not quite most, are shockingly effeminate.
So that subset may be smaller than you think.
And there are far more females on campus, so the males that are available, and desirable, command a real premium.
I went to a university that was 68% male at the time I attended. : (
MIT is still mostly men; my female co-worker attended and still has her t-shirt “MIT Men – the odds are good but the goods are odd”.
lol
It’s good to branch out.
Rhy, you were asking, I think, about Germany in relation to what is happening in France, here is a good article: https://unherd.com/thepost/germany-facing-largest-strikes-in-decades/
This is all so fucking stupid and unnecessary. The climate cultists want to wreck everything but it’s good to see some signs of normies pushing back.
When is that going to happen here in the US? Or are we just oblivious frogs?
It will happen here. When food prices keep rising and union jobs start disappearing because of this stupidity,
union jobslaptop and public sector jobsThat’s a great(and true) shirt.
TBF, she’s more than a bit odd herself.
There was this adorable MIT student I used to see on the T when I regularly went to the office (which is right near campus).
*le sigh*
I went to a university that was 68% male at the time I attended. : (
Pfft, that’s nothing! When I first entered college, the male/female ratio was 8.6:1. (University of Missouri-Rolla, now Missouri University of Science and Technology.)
Sometimes things just happen.
Nice, CPRM!
Indeed. Hat and Hair was most welcome tonight !
Huzzah! The H&H hit all the points. A perfect palate cleanser after a SF day.
Right?!?
Needed something wholesome.
This was an ideal humpday, content-wise!
Thanks, CPRM and SF!!!
I am working on a new project. The UberFirster Brigade. It will be an elite unite of The Golden Firsters who I feel will be able to deliver a decisive blow in the war against seconding. It came to me in a dream, as many of my great Firsts do.
The First That Shall Change Everything remains in incubation, but it grows mightier by the second.
This explains a lot CPRM. Thanks for a peak behind the curtain.
I really want to strangle this doctor I’m transcribing. I mean, most of them need strangling at one point or another, but this one’s in a special class. I pity the lady who usually transcribes this doc.
I used to work for a company that said, “Work as though the patient’s life depends on it–because it does!” and “Be able to defend your work on a witness stand!”
Um. No. If you’re depending on a 5th-tier healthcare typist who’s paid peanuts to transcribe unintelligible gibberish to be able to testify in your malpractice suit with any credibility whatsoever, you’re off your rocker. Hey, doc. Get those marshmallows out of your mouth and check over the note before you sign off on it. Buck stops with you, doc. Don’t blame the transcriptionist.
This helps to explain some of what I read in medical records.
Also voice recognition.
Doctors are too important to write legibly. Or intelligibly.
They don’t even have to write. All they have to do is enunciate their words.
Ugh, that shitty Pixies cover in the new Apple ad
Wait–is THIS where all the comments on your ‘toons are?
I mean, I get that YT is cesspool-ish, but bruh…
(got wife beatin’, medical records…apple ads! SMH)
Evening, y’all.
No great artist is appreciated in their time. I’ll bury 1,000,000 copies of Hat and Hair Laser Discs, and future generations will think it was was the most successful cartoon ever!
Put them on Atari 2600 cartridges to REALLY mess with peoples’ heads!
That just made me remember one of the episodes I never produced. It was going to be a Mario variant where Level 1 was the hair jumping ANTIFA goons like Goombas on level 1 of Super Mario Bros, then going into ‘warp tube’ at the end of the stage, where then it was The Hat in a dungeon level going through the JFK hooker tunnels fighting WUNAFUDs and then that warp tube led to the Presidential shitter and at the end “Donald is in another Whitehouse”. It proved too complicated for me to pull off.
**Taps plays softly in the background**
Oh, the Graveyard of Discarded Episodes! How I love, and loathe, that place…
/Just tell everyone that the graphics would’ve put too much strain on the RTX 3090s
An FYI the April 5th 7pm article is an As Seen On TV about lesser known Adult Swim shows that have inspired me, in case you want to drop in on that one.
It include Korgoth of Barbaria.
Duly noted!
Atari???
Ancient Intellivision or GTFO!!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1425753712/
🤣😀
These kids today will never know the pain of having to set the TV to channel 2 for Intellivision and then back to channel 3 for VCR (a top-loading JVC, natch)
I used channel 3 since 2 was CBS. Also, I have a working Intellivision II in my basement.
Morning Glibs!
Great episode CPRM 👍👍
But aren’t they all?!
The good author himself breezed through the Wednesday zoom last evening. 👍
Good morning, Sean, hayek, NA, U, and ‘bodru!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
🎶🎶
Just to say — I watched this pre-release since youtube recommended it to me.
I was gone for all of twenty minutes and someone crammed a truck into my parking spot, which was far too small for a pickup, but if I light the truck on fire, suddenly I’m the asshole.
Well, it must be there waiting to pick up your trash, right?
I’m sorry, I’m just in a bad mood this morning. Hopefully some breakfast will fix that.
Burn the
heretictruck. That ought to fix it.Good Morning All:
Have to drive this AM to another AFB to help brief commander on PFAS.
(yay)
Advice:
Its not really that much fun to be dragged by juvenile cow along the dirt as you try to pull a to small bridle off of them. They sort of object to all of it.
My first insufficiently caffeinated reading of your comment interpreted “brief commander” as “commander for not very long,” so I thought, “No wonder s/he needs help.”
Well, either way you are not wrong. AF tends to rotate these people fairly quickly. I think ABW commander leaves in 4 months.
I don’t necessarily understand because I don’t normally deal with them. (FEDGOV drone)
Also – just consider the incident with the young cow to be training for your next potential career in the rodeo.
“Potential career in the rodeo”
Someday soon, maybe.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=37_3sASufZw
Was just thinking of that – one of my all-time favorites to sing! 🥰
Saw the cover yesterday, hummed along with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3KEhWTnWvE
Mornin’, reprobates.
Brrr. 30 degrees is way too cold for March 30. Where’s my spring?
Climate Change strikes again!
-7 in Podunkville, snow again later. Next week is forecast a major dump, 14 inches but subject to change. Al Gore is gonna need to write a new book.
Good morning, ‘patzie! Inorite?? 28 here, and clear enough that I probably have to scrape frost off my car windows before I head out. 😒
Yesterday in Spotsyltucky
Lovely! I think there’s still hope for our magnolia, but I’m nervous it’s going to get frost-nipped when the current buds start opening (any day now.)
I woke up at 4am with a gust of that blowing through my windows and shivering. WTF.
17 here in “lovely” mid-Michigan. There’s a reason the ‘safe planting date’ for home veggie gardens is Memorial Day.
* offers heartfelt prayer to the gods of remote work*
COVID’s silver lining
Yup. Too bad I don’t get to do it everyday.
Instead I’m wasting 150 hours a year commuting half the time. I think 1-2 days in the office is plenty.
All that valuable porn watching time.
I wasted much time on commuter trains over 18 years.
*VPN fails*
This was a good one, nice job cprm.
Me too, CPRM, your efforts are appreciated.