Tuesday Morning Links

by | Mar 28, 2023 | Daily Links | 352 comments

Just two more days.

Not much in sports going on. Opening day is coming up Thursday. Thank God. Also, that trip to Eagles Canyon Raceway was amazing. Perhaps I’ll post a video or two to YouTube and link them later in the week when I don’t get up late and have to scramble. Anyway, on to the links.

Man just wanted a soak. He got a little more than he bargained for.

“Controversial,” lol. What a bunch of fucking retarded, entitled jackasses. Some day the reaping will begin for all the stupid they’re sowing.

You’re not alone out there.

“Head on a swivel,” you money-grubbing dipshit. She’s a weird, self-absorbed lady, but she still deserves to win. This guy is an asshole.

What an amazing coincidence. I’m sure it’s just that though. The IRS has never targeted people over political beliefs or statements. The scumbags.

There’s nothing worse than people who don’t tolerate other cultures. Except maybe the Dutch. So this is a two-fer.

“Hire that man!” PACE

That’s some genius hiring standards you got there. Why not hire Dick Van Dyke to fill in for sick people next time? Oh well, it’s the taxpayers who will foot the bill, so no biggie, I guess.

Uh, it’s a public forum. The sensible thing would have been to let him speak and then goon about your business. But these idiots are incapable of tolerating dissent. Also, the entire article is filled with bias, so read through it warily.

Houston’s race to the bottom continues. And this retard just might take them there.

And lastly, this crazy piece of shit is already being labeled a victim. I didn’t want to even put up a story, but it’s gonna get talked about at length, so I may as well.

One of their best, and also longest, songs. It just flows together so beautifully. And here’s another one that jumps in at full speed and keeps going. What an amazing band. Sure, the lead singer is an odd duck, but their whole chemistry was amazing. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Tuesday, dear friends.

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352 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    Man just wanted a soak.

    Cougars are getting aggressive. No mean no.

    • Shirley Knott

      The poor thing was just bobbing for skulls.

    • SDF-7

      Just be careful not to get the search for that wrong…

  2. RBS

    LOL…

    “The final four nickname options narrowed down during the “First Impressions” phase of decisions are “Ambassadors,” “Blue Fog,” “Revolutionaries” and “Sentinels.”

    as reported by the school paper known as… The Hatchet.

    • Rat on a train

      Blue Fog please!

    • sloopyinca

      “Cucks” and “Pussies” already taken?

  3. Pat

    What an amazing coincidence.

    It’s lucky for Taibbi he wasn’t hoarding TOP SECRET NUKULAR CODES

    • cyto

      As of now, 8:09 am, CNN still not directly reporting that shooter is transgender. Instead, buried in a huge “what we know” article they have a bunch of interviews casting the police in a bad light… and one phrase…

      Well, just look at this wording:

      “Police have referred to Hale as the “female shooter” and at an evening press conference added that Hale was transgender. When asked for clarification, a spokesperson told CNN Hale used “male pronouns” on a social media profile.”

      Looks to me to be entirely constructed to avoid concluding that the trans angle is true. They did not change any of their name, pronoun or gender use in the article.

      Remember the judge who “refused to use proper pronouns” for a supposedly transgender defendant who announced his new pronouns during trial but did no other transitioning? Remember all the activists protesting?

      Yeah… somehow I don’t think they are going that route here.

      • cyto

        Also, last night CNN was reporting details from LinkedIn profile… yet omitted the pronouns.

      • UnCivilServant

        What does the autopsy say?

      • Not Adahn

        Allopathic medicine is colonialist thinking and erases indigenous sources of knowledge.

      • R C Dean

        “What does the autopsy say?”

        Dead of multiple gunshot wounds, I think.

      • Pine_Tree

        I almost commented on the CNN thing last night – utter silence – completely absent from any of their reporting.

        I haven’t been to the CNN site in ages, and only looked because of a mix of curiosity and frustration.

        Fox (who likes to pretend they’re conservative-ish) was consistently writing “transgender woman”, which (i think) means a male pretending to be female. Seriously, if I’m wrong on that, yell. But CNN was outright burying it – wow.

        And relatedly, if I were in charge of Fox, I’d take this opportunity to drop the whole proggie “transgender woman/man” terminology hard. Letting them control the language is a straight (ho ho) surrender. Just say “We’re done with this crap. We’re going off of biological sex, not your derangement.”

      • R C Dean

        Completely agree. Maybe “We’re going off biological sex, but will mention mental health diagnoses, such as gender dysphoria, depression, etc., when it seems relevant to the story.”

        So, rather than “transgender woman* shoots up school”, you would report “woman with untreated gender dysphoria shoots up school”.

        *Yeah, that’s a dude pretending to be a chick, so Fox got it wrong.

      • Sean

        I understood the shooter to be AFAB.

      • Gustave Lytton

        “all females are bastards”?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Another Fucking Antisocial Bitch

      • Fourscore

        There’s this one little test, only takes a few seconds, that will determine male or female. So simple a child could do it.

    • rhywun

      Maybe right-wing media like the Daily Caller whose hosts have called for the extermination of Trans people that would cause people to act out of fear.

      A link to such would have been helpful to support that wild accusation.

      • R C Dean

        Because when I’m fearful that right-wing death squads are going to hunt me down, I shoot up a school?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s the only rational choice.

      • Pat

        Terry Moran helpfully explained that the 28 year old chick pretending to be a dude was driven to it by Tennessee’s law banning genital surgery and puberty blockers for minors.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Wait, so a legal adult who could get treatment protested the unavailability of treatment for kids by murdering kids?

        Makes perfect sense to me.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        What a cunte.

      • Drake

        Is “inset pronoun” supposed to wait for them to grow up?

    • invisible finger

      Just a total coincidence that the day before The View had a tranny on that said drag shows were fine for kids and that the biggest problem for children was guns.

      • invisible finger

        And it’s just a total coincidence that The View had Jane Fonda calling for the murder of Christians just two weeks ago.

  4. SDF-7

    From the SFGate public forum article:

    The district announced its decision to parents shortly after Project Veritas, a far-right activist group, released an interview with a church pastor who oversees The Landing Spot in a video that was allegedly recorded in secret and heavily edited.

    Funny how those accusations of “heavily edited” always get thrown out there and are never proven. Always the same stupid “Don’t believe what they showed you! Believe our words, trust us!” crap.

    And ugh… haven’t made it through yet… but “neo-fascist” “promotes and engages in political violence” (no, that’s the FBI), “homophobic”… the article author must be playing Left NPC bingo today or something.

    Morning, Sloopy… look forward to the race track videos. You should do your best race commentary impression over it for fun. 😉

    • SDF-7

      Perrine used his left hand to flash the crowd with the “OK” symbol, a gesture that’s recently become affiliated with white nationalists and other hate groups.

      OH FFS!

      • cyto

        There’ propaganda… and then there is outing yourself as an idiot….

      • Social Justice is Neither

        NBA 3 point shooters are the public face of the modern KKK, it is known.

    • Michael Malaise

      “his remarks at Thursday’s meeting — in which he echoed the homophobic trope that the LGBTQ community is full of “pedophile groomers””

      This is an op-ed disguised (not well) as a news article.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        I see you are new to SFGate.

  5. RBS

    And this retard just might take them there.

    “Let the fire start,” the U.S. representative said in her launch speech.”

    • cyto

      Is the FBI launching a counterterrorism investigation? Because I have been assured that this is the normal response to this sort of incendiary rhetoric.

    • rhywun

      “Candidate Advocates Arson”

      /if the parties were switched

    • slumbrew

      House of Reps to mayor seems like a weird, backwards move. Was she expecting to be primaried?

      • Fourscore

        She doesn’t know…

      • sloopyinca

        …anything.

      • Gustave Lytton

        She’s angling for the ambassadorship to Japan.

      • wdalasio

        Not necessarily. I think it depends on the size of the city. I suspect Houston is big enough to be a bigger jurisdiction than her Congressional district. And it’s an executive position that can be leveraged for other offices in a way Congress can’t (although I doubt that’s the issue in this case).

    • R.J.

      She means a fire like the one Nero fiddled to.

  6. Not Adahn

    he sensible thing would have been to let him speak and then goon about your business.

    I applaud what you did there.

    • Sean

      🙂

    • SDF-7

      Well crapadoodle… “Sign in if you want access to this video”. Sorry, no… not going to make a YouTube account (I certainly understand why you want to keep it private, not a knock on you…)

      • sloopyinca

        It shouldn’t be private. I post all my business videos to that account.

      • sloopyinca

        I fixed the settings. Should be visible now.

      • SDF-7

        Yup… watching now, thanks.

      • SDF-7

        Nice… does the track give you an adviser normally? (I’ve never booked time on a track, so honestly don’t know…). I’m just assuming that’s not Banjos telling you how to drive, of course. 😉

        And nice of the guy to wave you on coming onto the straight. I was a little worried coming up to there that he’d have a little better straight line speed and stay ahead of you to hold you up in the next set of corners. (queue Vettel impression: “Blue flags! Blue flags!”)

      • sloopyinca

        They gave pretty much everybody an instructor. Since it was my first time there, I had a guy ride with me the first two sessions of Saturday and then I drove alone until my last Sunday session and I asked her to ride with me to point out a few changes I could make to speed up on a few sectors. She was quite helpful.
        It’s all point-to-pass at these events, so he was ready to point me by as soon as we got to a straightaway.

    • sloopyinca

      Also, I was about 18 heat cycles into the semi-slick tires I was running, so the stickiness wasn’t quite there. I’ll be back toward the end of May most likely, although I’m considering going to NOLA the weekend before and I have to pick one of the other.

      Anyway, that entire facility is amazingly nice. All that elevation change and the way you are forced to drive into so many blind spaces was a bit unnerving at first but I felt pretty comfortable by the end of day 1. It was a hell of a place to drive and I can’t wait to get back there again.

      • SDF-7

        What no tire blankets? 😉

        Yeah… sounds like a blast. Best I can hope for in the near future is coming into ATL on I-20 and dealing with the racetrack that is I-285 presuming I make my usual trip this summer..

      • SDF-7

        Liked the “Fuuuuck…” reaction, though. 😉 Very human.

        Do you normally go that wide on T16 and T17? Seemed like you were a tad over the limits on those (not a criticism… if I wanted to really embarrass myself I’d see if I have a F1 video game replay for COTA and throw up a lap… The sector one chicane typically has me completely miss at least 2 apexes and all…)

        Which also makes one wonder… what do those red/white curbs do to your suspension? Sounded like / felt like / thought they were like rumble strips… can’t be nice to go over at 60+!

        But again, thanks for sharing, sir.

      • sloopyinca

        I was barely inside track limits. I think. 🤣

    • Seguin

      ECR is a great track! Glad you had fun!

      • sloopyinca

        Thanks. It was such a great venue. I can’t wait to get back.

  7. Not Adahn

    Police said a search of Hale’s home turned up a sawed-off shotgun,

    Obviously this could have prevented if we gave the BATFE authority to conduct warrantless searches safety inspections.

    • Nephilium

      Just have BATFE storage lockers available at every Post Office. That way you can keep all the weapons safe, and prevent people from modifying them. If they have a weapon that’s not out for it’s authorized use, that’s a crime. In the case of a home invasion, send a runner down to the Post Office with your form (filled out in triplicate) to allow them to bring your weapon back for a defensive use*.

      *Defensive use allows for a single shot to be fired above any attacker. Any injuries due to defensive use will result in criminal action.

    • Sean

      Looks like the FBI handlers caught on though…they’re no longer supplying top shelf weapons to these shooters.

      *adjusts tinfoil hat*

    • Pine_Tree

      Betcha a Coke the “…turned up a sawed-off shotgun” is complete BS, but will never be retracted.

      It’s 2023. Who on earth shortens a shotgun barrel today? Even an “honest mistake” (coach gun or short-ish pump) only signals that the writer is a complete idiot and should not be believed regarding anything.

      • Sean

        Or a bullpup…

        Who knows? I haven’t seen any photos of that yet.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Put a regular grip/stock on a Shockwave or TAC14 and it’s now a SBS.

    • invisible finger

      What else was sawed off?

    • R.J.

      I recognized it by the grip. Fucked up a perfectly good plinker.

    • Drake

      Is that an SBR or AR pistol?

      Paranoid me: “They gave the crazy tranny the latest stuff they want to ban”.

  8. rhywun

    the entire article is filled with bias

    No way!

    • rhywun

      OMG it’s comical. I had to tap out halfway through.

      • Not Adahn

        Did you make it this far?

        Project Veritas’ decision to target Tinnin was likely born out of The Landing Spot’s request to hold a youth drag show at Roseville High School. In an interview with KCRA-TV earlier this month, Tinnin said the district initially approved the group’s request but then later reversed its position. Tinnin said The Landing Spot held similar events in 2020 and 2022 but not at the school

  9. rhywun

    And here’s another one that jumps in at full speed and keeps going.

    One of my favorites. 👍🏻

  10. Pat

    Most trannies who make it to 28 are only interested in killing themselves, so I guess this is progress of a sort.

    • UnCivilServant

      Unless it was to get someone else to kill her.

      • Drake

        Doesn’t sound like the plan involved a clean getaway followed by a long happy life.

  11. Rebel Scum

    A man was attacked by a mountain lion while relaxing in a hot tub at a rental property in Colorado, according to Colorado Parks and Wildlife.

    “Although this victim had only minor injuries, we take this incident seriously,” area wildlife manager Sean Shepherd said in a news release.

    This was nearly a catastrophe.

    • SDF-7

      He needs to use the iron reinforced hot tub cover next time to keep the mountain liner away. Sound to invest in a Fe-liner.

  12. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘Ordles… Mediocrity again dominates my life.

    Daily Duotrigordle #391
    Guesses: 34/37
    Time: 04:12.63
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 428
    7️⃣8️⃣
    6️⃣5️⃣
    m-w.com/games/quordle

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 428
      7️⃣6️⃣
      5️⃣4️⃣

      Blossom Puzzle, March 28
      Letters: G I N A P W S
      My score: 224 points
      My longest word: 8 letters
      💮 🏵 🌹 💐 🌻 🌼 🌸 🌷

      Play Blossom:
      https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

    • Pat

      Daily Quordle 428
      4️⃣5️⃣
      7️⃣3️⃣

    • Grosspatzer

      Daily Quordle 427
      6️⃣7️⃣
      5️⃣4️⃣
      m-w.com/games/quordle

      Blossom Puzzle, March 28
      Letters: G I N A P W S
      My score: 306 points
      My longest word: 9 letters
      🌷 🌼 🌺 🌻 🌸 💮 🏵 🌹 💐

      Play Blossom:
      https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

  13. Grumbletarian

    On the stand Friday, Paltrow said that Sanderson knocked into her gently from behind but that the collision escalated as the two skidded down the beginner slope.

    Is this beginner slops a mile long? How are you gaining enough speed to ‘send someone flying’ in a collision as this money hungry plaintiff describes?

  14. Rebel Scum

    Known as “Colonials,” the university’s sports teams were the source of controversy when students said the name had a negative connotation regarding violence toward Native Americans and other colonized people.

    The natives never committed violence against each other…

    Go fuck yourselves and get out of my state.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      The final four nickname options narrowed down during the “First Impressions” phase of decisions are “Ambassadors,” “Blue Fog,” “Revolutionaries” and “Sentinels.”

      Ambassadors are just modern day colonialists.

      • Seguin

        Suggestion: “WEFfer”

    • Pope Jimbo

      Squaw Fuckers is taken?

  15. Rebel Scum

    “All I saw was a whole lot of snow. And I didn’t see the sky, but I was flying,” said Terry Sanderson, a 76-year-old retired optometrist, calling it “a serious smack.”

    Pussy.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Yeah, four broken ribs and a concussion is a pussy.

      • Grumbletarian

        Or it means he was too frail to be out there, especially if this happened on the beginner’s slope.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Testimony by one of the doctors was no osteoporosis and normal bone density.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I got broken ribs on the bunny slope at Whistler at 29 years and in good shape. One needn’t be going far or fast to break ribs while skiing. You just need to land bad.

      • Sensei

        Do we have any idea who really hit who?

        Right now all we have is two stories. (And two unsympathetic people…)

        If I’m the guy she hit this seems like an awful lot of work for 2/3rds of $300k if it really didn’t happen.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not directly. There’s one witness, a friend of the plaintiff. There’s been testimony from others including ski staff as to who was on top, orientation to the slope direction, etc that are being painted to indicate that.

        His contention is he was hit negligently and has ongoing neurological issues stemming from the accident.

        Her defense is he hit her and/or his issues were at least in part preexisting. Also his (or his family’s) motivation is to secure a chunk of change for his retirement.

        Spot on about the unsympathetic people. Paltrow was aping the bailiff’s words during one opening. Her first thought when she was hit was that someone was trying to sexual assault her. I dunno if that’s due to her being a psycho or previous bad experiences of nut jobs with boundary issues.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        I am guessing that he thought she would settle out of court, so good on her for going the distance.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      As I was a notoriously assholish skier in my teens, I can say that I’m lucky I was never sued.

    • ron73440

      I always figured if I went to a ski place or even a sled hill, that I was assuming the risk by being there and unless someone intentionally hit me, there would be no grounds for a lawsuit.

      I was also surprised when one of my wife’s friends sued another friend after they were riding together and got in a wreck, so what do I know?

      • Sensei

        Not knowing the entire story sometimes this wind up being forced on you by health insurance.

        If you clock your best buddy on the slopes and your buddy actually tells his health insurance that he was hit by a skier instead of had a solo accident there is a good chance the health insurer is going to try to subrogate against your personal liability insurance associated with your homeowners’ insurance.

  16. Rebel Scum

    An IRS agent stopped by the home of Twitter Files journalist Matt Taibbi the same day of his congressional testimony on the weaponization of the government, according to House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan, who’s demanding an explanation over the oddly timed visit.

    “Way to prove my point.”

    • slumbrew

      “We at the IRS routinely send agents around for routine matters – registered mail is expensive”

  17. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: Houston Gets Tardier

    Veteran Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee upended Houston’s race for mayor on Sunday when she announced her entry into the crowded field looking to succeed term-limited incumbent Sylvester Turner this fall.

  18. Rebel Scum

    A US star of the hit Netflix show Squid Game has revealed footage he recorded of the moment he claims he was assaulted and refused service by a McDonald’s manager ‘for being American’.

    We’ll leave you to the Germans if they ever regrow a spine.

    • UnCivilServant

      You really want to make that challenge when emasculation is all the rage these days? They’ll invert it on you.

    • Gustave Lytton

      her 1939 novel And Then There Were None was previously published under a different title that included a racist term, which was last used in 1977.

      Wait, I thought editing out offensive lines was just a current year phenomenon.

      • UnCivilServant

        So when does Citizen Ropespierre get summoned to start head chopping?

      • Gustave Lytton

        As soon as Madame Guillotine is ready. Or Monsieur Guillotine. I’m not a biologist.

      • UnCivilServant

        “It’s Ma’am!” -Guillotine

      • Nephilium

        Two different titles if I remember correctly, with the later one being Ten Little Indians.

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s a difference between the author deciding to change the title and some ideological hack shredding through the text wholesale.

      • Nephilium

        Agreed, and changing a title of a novel doesn’t really bother me (as long as it’s still linked to the old title in references and the like). Changing the text of the story and saying it’s the same is another thing.

      • R.J.

        Changing the title is like re-releasing a kung-fu film with a different name in a shameless money grab.

    • rhywun

      Because of a slight reduction in free shit.

      Lovely.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Maybe. I’ve heard the retirement age is a small part and that the riots are mainly about expensive energy and continuing to support from their politicians for the war in Ukraine. The media doesn’t want to show the latter, so they focus on the retirement age to drive division between us and the French people. Kind of like picking police shootings where it looks like a good cop shoot to encourage divisive race riots instead of focusing on egregious murders like Breanna Taylor that could actually unite the populace.

        I don’t know but it makes sense. Could also just be what I want to hear though.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        That wouldn’t be surprising at all.

        Narrative is everything and western liberal democracies are very good at crafting narrative.

      • rhywun

        No it wouldn’t be surprising and yes, the media I have seen are only mentioning the pension thing.

      • Compelled Speechless

        “Narrative is everything and western liberal democracies are very good at crafting narrative.”

        Like spreading the false idea that we are a “liberal democracy” for example.

      • Homple

        The “Yellow Vests” were protesting for months about energy prices, stupid regulations and immigration. The current riots are probably about the same stuff plus Ukraine and the retirement age. It’s certainly convenient for the narrative to emphasize free shit and forget about everything else.

      • invisible finger

        Macron is a WEF darling, correct?

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        This is correct, and I would not be surprised if the “retirement” angle was a smokescreen for more farmers protests.

      • invisible finger

        The WEF is addicted to the US Fed’s zero-bound interest rate. They are going ape with the increased interest rates.

    • Rebel Scum

      Now is not a time to lose one’s head.

  19. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Good luck putting the genie back in the bottle. Personnel is policy.

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/ny-times-fires-off-warning-to-staffers-after-trans-coverage-brouhaha

    The New York Times has left no stone unturned in its quest to crack down on staffers who signed an open letter last month criticizing the paper’s trans coverage.

    After weeks of hauling staffers who signed it into meetings with high-level editors Carolyn Ryan and Marc Lacey—meetings described to Confider as intimidating “tongue-lashing” sessions—management sent written warnings to around 20 staffers, accusing them of conspiring against the paper and endangering their co-workers.

    • slumbrew

      If you’re going to do anything, written warnings are step one.

      We’ll see if they actually start canning repeat offenders; you just know those self-righteous children won’t heed a formal warning.

      • Fourscore

        Canning or caning ? For the lack of an ‘n’ I got a butt whuppin’

      • Social Justice is Neither

        Better than the preservative option there

      • robodruid

        Depends on how they respond to the pressure.

    • Not Adahn

      The NYT is pushing a conspiracy theory?

  20. Rebel Scum

    U.S. Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee announced she will be running for mayor of Houston on Monday, March 27.

    The gravy train must continue into retirement.

  21. Rebel Scum

    Metropolitan Nashville Police Chief John Drake did not say exactly what drove the shooter to open fire Monday morning at The Covenant School before being killed by police. But he provided chilling examples of the shooter’s elaborate planning for the targeted attack, the latest in a series of mass shootings in a country that has grown increasingly unnerved by bloodshed in schools.

    Luckily s/he was incompetent.

    “We have a manifesto, we have some writings that we’re going over that pertain to this date, the actual incident,” he told reporters. “We have a map drawn out of how this was all going to take place.”

    Probably a MAGAt.

    Biden wants to continue bipartisan efforts like the Safer Communities Act and wants to pass common-sense gun safety laws, including a ban on “assault weapons,” Jean-Pierre said.

    I saw an AR pattern 9mm carbine pictured. You trying to ban those?

    “We can’t do this alone. The president can’t do this alone. That’s how government works. Congress needs to take legislative action,” Jean-Pierre said. “It is time to show some courage here. It is time for Republicans in Congress to show some courage and to answer to these parents, to these families.”

    Sure, go ahead and violate your oaths and recent scotus decisions on the issue of guns.

    • Sean

      It was a Kel-Tec, CNN. Not an AR pattern.

      There was an AR pistol too.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I saw an AR pattern 9mm carbine pictured. You trying to ban those?

      Of course they are. Washington state is just about to do so along with ~90% of other firearms. The legislation is about to be signed into law and will be effective immediately.

    • Not Adahn

      I saw an AR pattern 9mm carbine pictured. You trying to ban those?

      …yes? Have you not been paying attention?

    • Pine_Tree

      “Probably a MAGAt” – speaking of this, the red hat sh/he/whatever was wearing in the released video is NOT an accident.

      Obvious creation of a story/memory via visual association. Nevermind the truth (ever, of course) – creating this pic in peoples’ minds is very deliberate.

      And will pass totally unnoticed.

    • Pat

      Luckily s/he was incompetent.

      With apologies to Tulip and any of our other fairer-sex glibs who think I’m a misogynistic prick: Is there anything men aren’t better at than women? Even the autismo in Newtown racked up 28 kills.

      (That’s a joke, FWIW)

      • EvilSheldon

        Cunnilingus.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Biden wants to continue bipartisan efforts like the Safer Communities Act and wants to pass common-sense gun safety laws, including a ban on “assault weapons,” Jean-Pierre said.

    The best way to bring the nation together is to demonize and subjugate anybody who disagrees with you. That’s DEMOCRACY! 101.

    • Rebel Scum

      Unity, healing, etc.

    • Fourscore

      That’s great! I’m making a sign right now and am going to stand/sit at the end of my driveway. If it worked for that guy, well, it may be that one little trick…

      Thanks, Jimbo

    • Tundra

      Awesome! Thanks, Holiness – that’s a good one.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    The New York Times has left no stone unturned in its quest to crack down on staffers who signed an open letter last month criticizing the paper’s trans coverage.

    Formal complaint to the NLRB incoming?

  24. db

    Man just wanted a soak. He got a little more than he bargained for.

    We have a cat that loves to hang out around the hot tub when we’re in it. She walks along the edge and makes you pet her till she is soaking wet. She loves “people soup.”

  25. Muzzled Woodchipper

    Man with Proud Boys ties derails school board meeting in Roseville

    So he’s a fed?

    • Sean

      Ha!

    • Not Adahn

      Nah, just has a Perry Ellis tie in black and gold.

  26. db

    “Head on a swivel,” you money-grubbing dipshit. She’s a weird, self-absorbed lady, but she still deserves to win. This guy is an asshole.

    If she hit him from behind coming downhill, it’s absolutely her fault. People downhill always have the right-of-way.

    • db

      The inverse is also true.

  27. Pope Jimbo

    Teaching is a calling. And you definitely need to go to college for that. (AKA: Fuck you kids. Our union comes first)

    A bill moving through the Minnesota Legislature would curtail a popular path to a teaching credential, potentially removing hundreds of educators in high-needs areas from classrooms and throwing up roadblocks for future teachers. In rolling back a hard-won, five-year-old overhaul of the state’s teacher licensure system, the change would have an outsized effect on special education; instructors who are native speakers of Somali, Hmong and other languages spoken in immersion schools; career-technical instructors; and educators of color, who currently make up 6% of the state’s teacher workforce.

    Up to 4,400 educators could be affected, including thousands who had been promised full licenses after three years as provisional teachers. But many now would be forced to go back to school and re-earn their credentials at a traditional college of education in the state once their temporary license expires.

    I sort of hope that the union tries to defend this with the argument that “these wannabee teachers are bad teachers” and then get hit with “are you calling ‘educators of color’ inferior?”

    • wdalasio

      If “teacher quality” is so incredibly important, why not make teachers “at will” employees. Seems to me that, if having only the best teaching is an imperative, it sure as hell makes sense to be able to terminate underperforming teachers. Credentials like this are, at best, a crude proxy for actual performance. Why no let employment be contingent on performance itself than a proxy?

      • PieInTheSky

        It is important to increase teacher pay to attract the best people. Also all the people at current pay level are great and no one is underperforming.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, when AZ was on its way to approving a massive pay increase for teachers, my question just got blank stares:

        “So, we are going to pay more to the same people to do the same thing. How is that going to have better results?”

    • Fourscore

      MN is doing it’s best to drive people out of the state. One day all the people that know stuff will be gone off to places that want them.

  28. Unreconstructed

    OT. Last Wednesday I had surgery to repair a torn ACL and clean up other damage that I’d built up in the ~2 years I was running around on the damaged knee. Some takeaways from the past week:
    1. Not being able to drive myself around is slightly maddening.
    2. Cabin fever is a real thing.
    3. Hydrocodone is a godsend.

    • ron73440

      Good luck with your recovery.

      Cabin fever is 100% a real thing.

      I was going insane after 8 weeks of being stuck on the couch last year.

      I hope you have someone taking care of you, my wife was amazing, but it was still very difficult.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I always wondered how those old timers made it through a winter in North Dakota living in a sod cabin. Sure you probably knocked you wife up around December or so, but by February both of you would be so ripe that there would be no desire to keep humping.

        My guess is that every spring there would be a bunch of empty sod cabins with a bunch of bodies buried out back somewhere. Some axe murderer just moved on after deciding to teach his family that sniffling will not be allowed!

      • Fourscore

        Now do MN. We’ve been shut in for the winter but with youse guys/gals it’s a lot easier these days. The Missus has HSN/etc and the telephone. The Visiting Angels (OMWC and SS) helped a lot though.

    • Gender Traitor

      So your ACL has been…reconstructed?

      Hope you have as speedy a recovery as possible!

      • Unreconstructed

        That’s the label on the tin. What really happened was that they took ACL bits from a couple of cadavers and grafted them in. Apparently the ACL doesn’t survive being ripped in two. And the doc said that for patients over 40, long term outcomes are the same, and healing time is reduced when using cadavers over a self-hosted donation.

    • Count Potato

      Get well soon 🙂

    • PieInTheSky

      You can still do biceps curls to stay in shape… That is what matters most.

    • Rat on a train

      I severed my ACL decades ago. Back then repair was open surgery so I opted to only repair the meniscus tear. Can they repair with arthroscopy now?

      • Unreconstructed

        They can, in fact. The holes (or at least one of them) are bigger than when I had the MCL repaired in this knee ~30 years ago, but not having to have my knee laid open was definitely a bonus

      • Rat on a train

        Woot! I hope you heal quickly.

    • Mojeaux

      Didn’t qualify for a new knee?

      • Unreconstructed

        Wouldn’t want one at this point, tbh. Those replacements last (from what I’ve heard) ~20 years. I plan on needing mine longer than that, so committing to another knee surgery @ 70 doesn’t sound like fun. Doc actually said if I was 65 and sedentary, that might be an option, but that given my age and desire to continue playing soccer, this is the best route.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    If she hit him from behind coming downhill, it’s absolutely her fault. People downhill always have the right-of-way.

    What are the chances they both had helmets and headphones on?

    • Pine_Tree

      And/or that both were moving, somewhat blinded/oblivious, and just kinda merged into each other, and each therefore thought the other hit them from behind?

  30. hayeksplosives

    Testing?

    “ Internal Server Error

    The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

    Please contact the server administrator at webmaster@glibertarians.com to inform them of the time this error occurred, and the actions you performed just before this error.

    More information about this error may be available in the server error log.”

    • R.J.

      Received. Odd. Seems to hit random people day to day. I am clear so far.

    • Mojeaux

      We don’t know why it happens or how to fix it.

      • slumbrew

        If only some of the Glibs were some sort of technical experts…

      • slumbrew

        (that’s a passive aggressive way of once again offering to take a look)

      • Mojeaux

        Thank you. I’ll bring that up to Swiss because our current webmistress is way busy.

      • Nephilium

        It usually appears to be tied to some select words or quotes in the comment that’s trying to be posted. Updating the wording or paraphrasing the quote instead of using a pull quote has usually allowed me to post the comment.

      • UnCivilServant

        So how do we kill the censor bot?

      • Nephilium

        If I had an answer to that, I would provide it. I would posit, based on observation and error pattern that it’s probably something timing out when attempting to run the comment through the check for spam. But that is one step above a WAG.

    • Pope Jimbo

      My suspicion is that the issue is related to something in quoted text. Did you get the error after copy/pasting something from an article?

  31. ron73440

    Just got to hear Steve Harvey complain about “conservative republicans beholding to the gun lobby” being the reason for the school shooting.

    We need to make these guns illegal, no one needs an AR-15, NRA, yada, yada, yada.

    I really can’t stand him.

    • wdalasio

      Anyone want to wager Steve Harvey has a security detail?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Think his security detail is all white so they don’t get hassled when driving around nice neighborhoods at night?

    • Not Adahn

      no one needs an

      AR-15

      Well, maybe if you’re boring you could get away with one. You’ll need at least two of them if you’re going to go 2×4, and depending on which ruleset, you’ll need an additional one for PCCO/PCCI in the same SCSA match. So at least three. I’m assuming you’ll need a fourth one for irons/optic rifle categories, but I don’t shoot in those games… yet.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Partisan pressure

    Two of President Biden’s picks for top administration posts have withdrawn their nominations in the past month, both caving to Republican pressure campaigns while also failing to get enough support from enough moderate Democrats.

    Phillip Washington, Biden’s pick to lead the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), withdrew his nomination this week amid criticism that he doesn’t have enough experience in the area. And earlier this month, Gigi Sohn, Biden’s pick to serve as the top telecommunications regulator for the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), withdrew her name after facing months of controversy.

    Both have served as blows to the president, as the FAA has been struggling with high-profile mishaps and the FCC lacks a regulator to help push through Biden’s internet agenda.

    The politically charged environment going into the 2024 election cycle, coupled with the Democrats’ narrow majority in the Senate, has also put Biden’s picks under increased pressure.

    “The withdrawals, in my view, stem from a combination of factors — a very tight Democratic majority so that almost every vote counts, absences of key Democratic senators due to health, and persistent and effective Republican attacks,” said Anne Joseph O’Connell, a federal bureaucracy expert at the Stanford Law School.

    Persistent and effective Republican attacks, like “This nominee sucks. Try again.”

    Unfortunately, the Republicans haven’t been nearly effective enough.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Needs more luggage stealing trannies with canine fetishes.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        That whatever is a snapshot of the culmination of Biden’s presidency. I just feel like that even if your main goal is to make sure that the first whatever in X office happens so you can be the president that makes history, he still could have done a better job. Surely there are a batter sort of freak than the freaks he’s chosen.

        I mean, the best team you could find was a luggage stealing weirdo?

    • Rat on a train

      but MANDATE!

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Don’t Dems have a majority in the Senate? There must be a defector or two if they can’t get their nominees confirmed.

      • Rat on a train

        If Republicans weren’t such obstructionists Democrats could afford a few defections.

    • Lackadaisical

      And let’s just elide the reasons as to why moderate Dems aren’t on board.

  33. Pope Jimbo

    I’m playing chicken today with the alligator arm people on my team. I am refusing to look into our VPN issues. That isn’t my job and I will not be sucked into figuring it out.

    Too many times I have relented and missed finishing my own tasks because I help figure out what part of our crappy infrastructure is broken. Worse, is after it is done, several of them will start nit picking on the solution. “Yeah it works now, but remember years divisible by 500 don’t honor Leap Day so in 2500 this will break” FUCK YOU. You fix it.

    I will also not tell anyone to work on it. My boss will actually have to manage today. Let him assign this shit to someone. And if he tries his usual “Let’s all get on a video call and figure it out together” solution, I will not join.

    Sorry, but this has gotten ridiculous.

  34. KSuellington

    I wonder how much testosterone that loon in Nashville was hopped up on? Roid rage is real.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Good point

      • KSuellington

        I’ve actually been wondering when we would see something like this. Our culture has been encouraging mental illness and prescribing large numbers of women high doses of anabolic steroids while encouraging a victim complex. It’s a recipe for one of these.

    • Rebel Scum

      Toxic masculinity strikes again?

  35. PieInTheSky

    everything about birthing culture is wrong.

    babies should be had at home in beds and baths, not fluorescent hospital rooms.

    the process should be organic, unmediated by chemical or surgical help and unassociated with the dread and pain it often is today.\

    https://twitter.com/jane_gatsby/status/1640504561231187970

    • kinnath

      never mind that childbirth used to kill lots of women

      • ron73440

        never mind that childbirth used to kill lots of women

        and babies

      • Pope Jimbo

        My chiropractor had his kids delivered at home because he is a nut like this. Two kids were fine but then they lost a kid during the delivery. I’m not sure about the details and I don’t want to pry. I just know the kid died.

        I always wonder how much it weighs on him and his wife about having that kid at home and not a hospital. Maybe there was nothing that could be done. But if it was me, I’d always wonder if being in a hospital might have saved the baby.

      • Mojeaux

        Used to?

        You should see the current first-world mortality rates.

        Also, being 104F 8 days postpartum gets you fast-tracked through the ER on turbospeed. Ask me how I know.

      • PieInTheSky

        how do you know?

      • Mojeaux

        Summary: I was 8 days postpartum with a 104F fever, called the doc, and got fast-tracked thru the ER at turbospeed. I’d lost a lot of blood during delivery (hemoglobin of 5—fuckers wanted me out at the 47-hour mark so they didn’t transfuse me). It took me 18 months to recover from that birth.

      • Sensei

        Well – let’s not mention that even first world countries have different definition of what counts for viable preterm birth.

        It’s a nice way to play with mortality rates.

      • Mojeaux

        I thought about that as soon as I hit POST.

      • Sensei

        Also in the US if you remove addiction and women that essentially actively choose no prenatal care it also will also noticeably change the statistics.

        Not suggesting that those aren’t issues to be looked at, but women of all income groups can get prenatal care if they wish as well as help with addiction.

      • Mojeaux

        There’s a whole lot of stuff that goes into that data, but shit happens to even healthy women. My delivery team in a high-end hospital and brand new maternity wing was … suboptimal.

      • Lackadaisical

        Agree with you mojo.

        I actually am pro home birth, or at least midwife mediated births. If the pregnancy is low risk you do not need a surgeon (obgyn) attending.

        I’ve heard horror stories on all sides- home birth people waiting too long to go to the hospital as well as people being told to hold their baby in until the doctor arrives at the hospital (can’t bill it if you don’t appear) which ended up causing all sorts of medical issues for the mother when the birth would have gone just fine without an MD supervising. Way too many people are going under the knife without proper aftercare.

        Maybe if it wasn’t the norm to waste hospital space having every single woman who gives birth show up there would be more time and resources to great actually injured people like in mojo’s case.

      • R C Dean

        My old hospital ran a nurse midwife program and had on-site OB/GYNs 24/7. It also has a high volume/high risk delivery program.

        Many of our “bad babies” came from the nurse midwives waiting too long to call in a physician on a case that was either higher risk than they should have tried, or went bad partway through.

        So, YMMV. The trick with deliveries is, once they go sideways, you have minutes to get the baby out without permanent damage. Minutes that you can’t spend getting to a hospital. I, of course, am biased on this topic, but I also have some experience with it.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    My guess is that every spring there would be a bunch of empty sod cabins with a bunch of bodies buried out back somewhere. Some axe murderer just moved on after deciding to teach his family that sniffling will not be allowed!

    I read a book a long time ago about “life on the plains” which referred to such phenomena. A mother killing her children and herself, for instance. “Old Jules” by Mari Sandoz. She also wrote an excellent fictionalized biography of Crazy Horse.

  37. cyto

    In which Gutfeld runs down a list of Babylon Bee headlines that came true.

    https://youtu.be/IH9OtrpmdAA

    Yes, they are actually beyond parody

  38. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    Glad you had fun at the track! The pic of all the Porsches was cool.

    That Taibbi story is outrageous. Fucking monsters. And yet, half the country thinks it’s fine. The next step will come via the banks – just shut off access for dissenters.

    That shit agitates me.

    Nice song choices. The Smiths (and Morrissey) were a band that I hated at the time, but have grown over the years to really like.

    Y’all have bands like that?

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      The Smiths and Joy Division. I am still not a huge fan of The Cure, but all of these bands were popular among an adjacent crowd to mine in high school, so I think a lot of it was “punk is so much more cool than that stuff” type bullshit. What makes me sad though are people who only listen to the same music that they listened too when young, and haven’t explored what else is out there.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    babies should be had at home in beds and baths, not fluorescent hospital rooms.

    Nonsense. They should be had in the field, with minimal disruption of the work at hand.

  40. PieInTheSky

    Reasons recorded for worker absence on this 3,200 year-old ancient Egyptian attendance register include ‘brewing beer’ 🍺, ‘stung by a scorpion’ 🦂, and ‘embalming brother’

    https://twitter.com/AlisonFisk/status/1640285517559341057

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      “Plague of frogs”

    • ron73440

      This one was good:

      I’ll be your Huckleberry
      @Pin__Terest
      Was it the same worker ? That could be quite a story.

      Monday: After I started to brew beer, my brother stopped by and said that he has an idea about using scorpion poison in the beer. He’s been a bit pushy about it. Anyway, I have to miss work today, because we’re brewing.

      Tuesday: My brother kept insisting the poison in a scorpion’s sting would make the beer more potent. Even after a scorpion stung me, he continued to push his stupid scorpion theory. He blamed me for getting stung; I’ll show him. Anyway, I have to miss work today, because I got stung because of one of my brother’s stupid pet scorpions.

      Wednesday: My brother needs to be embalmed …
      8:25 AM · Mar 27, 2023
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      • Sean

        Perfect.

  41. PieInTheSky

    Two early mansion blocks, Whitehall Court and Hyde Park Court, designed by the forgotten Thomas Archer and Arthur Green. Existence proofs that 10+ storeys and 85%+ plot coverage can be consistent with London character, enormous popularity, and harmony with the street.

    https://twitter.com/SCP_Hughes/status/1640673372534185984

    • robc

      Vail…so probably a million dollar home anywhere else.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      How to destroy your brand in three easy steps.

      • Sensei

        That’s what I thought.

        OTH, I remember decades ago when Coach went from expensive staple to fashion brand and I thought it was going to blow up spectacularly. I was wrong.

        Here we have things with significant secondary markets. If you blow that up you are also going to blow up demand for new.

      • R.J.

        Ick? Given my taste I imagine they will sell thousands and it will be a collectors’ item.

      • Pat

        If the dull-ass ceramic Pepsi bezel GMT didn’t do it…

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Good read.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Good call, an inferior AK is still better than an AR and don’t even get me started on the better ones.

    • ron73440

      Remember when Nancy Pelosi called inflation a “global phenomenon”.

      If all the world is printing money and following the same stupid policies, that’s how it becomes global.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    While Washington’s nomination has been in limbo since it was announced in July, the FAA’s issues dealing with an alarming uptick in close calls at U.S. airports — including a national flight grounding in January due to a technical outage — have largely fallen to Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, another favorite target of the GOP.

    Maybe those Republicans finally learned their lesson about rubber stamping Biden’s dim-bulb political spoils nominees.

  43. Mojeaux

    Sitting here having bfast in a hospital cafeteria (best.food.evar) awaiting my husband’s gallbladder to be extricated from her HIS person. I somehow managed to flick sausage gravy in my eye.

    • Sean

      I somehow managed to flick sausage gravy in my eye.

      Yo, that’s a slow pitch right over home plate.

      • Mojeaux

        I aim to please.

      • slumbrew

        Again…

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Or, somebody aimed.

    • UnCivilServant

      From personal experience, it isn’t much fun as the person losing the gallbladder either.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, him? He’ll be fine. We are old hats at this surgery biz.

      • ron73440

        For me, mine was easier than when my wife had to get hers done.

        I get nervous about her stuff but am very unconcerned with my own.

        Dr. was amazed that I ate a large sandwich on the way home from my surgery. (I was HANGRY)

      • UnCivilServant

        My experience was unusually unpleasant. Most people can just have a same-day outpatient procedure if they catch it ahead of time.

        I was an unscheduled patient. Went to Urgent Care with abdominal pains, CT scan showed a 16cm long gall bladder with stones up to 3cm. (apparently the acide reflux for the past ten years had been gall bladder related but nobody figured it out) Got sent to the hospital.

        Overnight that first night it hurt to breathe and I had to consciously control which muscles I used to operate my lungs to minimize it. Kept waiting through the next day to find out when a surgical time would be available. Finally got sent to the OR for a 5pm operation because the surgeon decided to stay after the end of her normal shift just before vacation to deal with it.

        Largest gall bladder she had ever extracted (of an estimated 4500 or so since she’s being at it for a while) meaning in addition to the normal larposcopic incisions, there was a two inch long additional one at the base of the rib case to get the darn thing out (even inflamed ones fit through smaller cuts)

        Post surgical pain they finally gave me morphine for. Got snippets of sleep when they deigned to give a booster dose that second night. Since I live alone I ended up asking my boss for a ride home, and all the while I fretted over the day to day logistics of the recovery weeks.

        0/10 would not do again.

      • ron73440

        I remember you posting about that, much worse than either me or my wife had to deal with, she was a little longer to recover than me, but not unusually so.

    • Pope Jimbo

      awaiting my husband’s gallbladder to be extricated from her person.

      These new pronoun rules are so galling.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh shit.

        HIS* gallbladder.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m guessing you had a long night and/or a rude awakening.

      • Mojeaux

        Rude awakening. I NEVER get up at the ass crack of dawn (which is to say, 7:00 a.m.).

    • Gender Traitor

      awaiting my husband’s gallbladder to be extricated from her person.

      Is there something else you haven’t told us about your hubby?? 😕

      Hope… your husband is resting comfortably soon and recovers ASAP!

      • Mojeaux

        I COULD change it and make you all look effing nuts, yanno.

      • Gender Traitor

        Check your editing privilege! 😉

      • Mojeaux

        I did, I did!

      • cyto

        Had mine out a few years back.

        New opioid restrictions meant I did not get anything stronger than acetomenophen.

        I spent the night in considerable pain, and they wouldn’t give me anything more until the doctor saw me in the morning.

        Anesthesiologist told me that a year earlier he would have put me on a morphine drip. Prosecutions of pill mill doctors and new guidelines meant he was worried about jail time, not just a review board.

        It was only about a day or so of “more than it should be” pain, and when I went home I retrieved some old codeine to sleep that night.

        Moral of the story:. Be ready to advocate for better pain management if he needs it.

        When my kids were born our birthing class nurse practitioner coach assigned me the task of going and finding the anesthesiologist myself and escorting him to the room when it is time for any pain medication or epidural. She said they often arrive too late and then you have to go drug free or be out under for Cesarean. And I indeed did have to physically go get him the first pregnancy (turned out to be a Cesarean).

      • Count Potato

        “New opioid restrictions meant I did not get anything stronger than acetomenophen.”

        Fuck that noise. The problem is illegal fentanyl.

      • invisible finger

        The illegal fentanyl market exploded when the people hooked on the opioids were cut off by their docs/law.

        Docs who questioned the massive push to prescribe opioids in the 90’s were threatened much like the docs of the last few years who questioned the covid jabs.

        As ever, the cleanup of the mess takes a lot longer than it took to create the mess. And while the cleanup goes on, new fads begin that create another mess elsewhere.

      • Count Potato

        “The illegal fentanyl market exploded when the people hooked on the opioids were cut off by their docs/law.”

        That is not what happened.

        “Docs who questioned the massive push to prescribe opioids in the 90’s were threatened much like the docs of the last few years who questioned the covid jabs.”

        There wasn’t a massive push to prescribe opioids in the 90’s. In the 80’s, doctors were handing out benzos and pain meds like candy. And nothing else happened.

      • R C Dean

        What happened in the ‘90s (I think, could have been a little later) was a change from “opioids are only for acute pain” to “prescribe opioids for chronic pain”. This shift was based on, wait for it, crap “science” from pharma. The gargantuan profits from the opioid industry followed this change in opioid prescribing.

        I couldn’t really say what the right way to manage chronic pain is, but I’ve had a good look at some of the internal pharma documents and marketing campaigns around opioids for chronic pain. And they are as bad as you think.

      • Ted S.

        You *would* want to make other women look effing nuts, wouldn’t you?

      • Mojeaux

        I see we missed the word “all.” I should have said “all y’all”?

    • Nephilium

      Hope all goes well for Mr. Mojeaux and you.

      • Mojeaux

        Thanks. He hates “Mr Mojeaux,” so I need to get out of that habit. I call him Dude everywhere else on the web.

      • invisible finger

        Mr Mojeaux sounds way better, unless he drinks white russians all day.

      • Mojeaux

        He doesn’t like riding my moniker like that. Erases who he is.

      • kinnath

        yes. This is why I don’t refer to the wife as Mrs. kinnath.

      • Pat

        There’s no way of putting this without sounding like an asshole, but this is some real autistic postmodernist shit, IMO. That you married somebody, share a name, and became a conjoined unit doesn’t rob you of your individuality, unless you were forced into an arranged marriage. That’s the entire point.

      • kinnath

        My wife never objected to being called Mrs “Last name goes here”. But she always objected to being called Mrs “my first name”.

      • Pat

        I guess I can understand the logic – it’s a bit different for the womenfolk too. It just seems like such a trivial thing of which to make an issue. I’ve seen people get pissed off about a spouse being referred to as the other’s “better half” as well. At a certain point you’re into “lighten up, Francis” territory. Then again, maybe this is why I’m terminally single.

      • Mojeaux

        My husband doesn’t like it and has requested I stop. That’s all I need to know. Dissecting the reason and veering into philosophy is interesting, but it means nothing. He doesn’t like it. I don’t do things he doesn’t like.

      • UnCivilServant

        There needn’t be a deeper reason.

        I have a set of names I am willing to be referred to by. When people uses a different one, I get annoyed. So “I don’t like being called that” is all there need be.

      • R C Dean

        OK, Glove Boy.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Sir JoMeaux!

      • R.J.

        The Dude Abides.

    • R C Dean

      “awaiting my husband’s gallbladder to be extricated from her person”

      *rubs eyes, squints*

      I feel like I’m missing some context, here.

      • Ted S.

        She has her husband’s fall bladder in her pocketbook just like she has his balls in her pocketbook.

      • Ted S.

        Gall bladder, lousy autocorrect.

      • Mojeaux

        she has his balls in her pocketbook

        Yanno, most of the time I don’t know whether you’re joking and I don’t get it, or you’re poking at me moreor less maliciously. I always take it as you’re telling jokes that don’t land with me because I’m dense,

        This time, no.

        Fuck you.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, not every old joke needs to be recycled at the slightest pretext.

    • Lackadaisical

      “awaiting my husband’s gallbladder to be extricated from her person. ”

      Is he suffering other health issues related to gender dysphoria?

      Hope it goes well.

      • Lackadaisical

        Okay, everyone else and their mother picked up on this too.

        I found it especially funny because my work had my wife down as a male and that messed up our insurance coverage.

  44. Count Potato

    Front page headline:

    “TRANS SHOOTER TAKE DOWN”

    “‘Stop moving… hands away from the gun’: Cops release six minutes of confronting bodycam footage revealing the moment they took out Nashville mass shooter who killed six”

    “Moment brave cop takes down Nashville school shooter with precision shots before colleague finishes her off on the floor: Cops release six minutes of hellish bodycam footage”

    “Hale was born female but had recently begun using he/him pronouns and the name ‘Aiden'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11911549/Cops-release-six-minutes-bodycam-footage-Nashville-school-shooting.html

    “‘I’m planning to die today… you’ll probably hear about me on the news’: Trans school shooter Audrey Hale’s final messages to a friend before she shot six people – including three kids in private Christian school”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11911021/Trans-school-shooters-final-messages-revealed.html

    Seems a bit odd the Daily Mail is calling the shooter “she”, when they were calling Demi Lavato “they”.

    • Q Continuum

      Once you start killing people, your “trans-ness” is nullified I guess. Otherwise misgendering someone is worse than the Holocaust.

      • Tundra

        Wasn’t the Springs shooter a tranny, or non-binary or some such absurdity?

        Also, I didn’t read your review until this morning, but it is excellent. Thanks for writing it up.

      • Count Potato

        “Wasn’t the Springs shooter a tranny, or non-binary or some such absurdity?”

        Turns out that was bullshit.

      • Tundra

        Not according to NPR

        Prosecutors charged Aldrich, who uses they/them pronouns, with 305 criminal counts on Tuesday.

        Somehow that’s morphed into Neo-Nazi, but whatever.

      • cyto

        Particularly egregious and intentional at CNN and MSNBC where they have spittle flicking from their lip as they rant about deadnaming and misgendering… Yet they both had the social media profile with updated pronouns and name early in the evening, yet continued with the misgender, deadname and wrong pronouns.

        If this was Canada. They would be guilty of a hate crime.

      • Count Potato

        Even more odd, if they went with masculine name and pronouns, it would make the killer a white man. Which is what they want.

      • cyto

        Great observation.

        I thought “Trans Men are Men”.

        Guess not. At least not until some moveon think-tank tells them how to spin it.

        Probably the same way they handled the red SUV that drove down an active parade route.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Really Rolex?

    Sometimes your seven year old needs a really really special present.

    • wdalasio

      Maybe it’s me, but I honestly never saw the point to a $10k watch. It always had a hint of “Look at me! I’m successful!” to it. So, the goofy emoji watch really doesn’t seem that out-of-place. I went to college at a school with a lot of guys with old family money (I was a scholarship student). One of the things I picked up is that the old money buys quality and keeps it for generations. And if you’ve got the money, and you’ve always had the money, you don’t need to advertise it.

      • Sensei

        It’s like any piece of ornamentation or social signaling.

        Suit, tie, shoes… You could move to automobiles next.

        That said for me what makes high end watches attractive is they are generally rather reserved and timeless. That goes to your point above about buying quality and keeping it. In the case of a watches for a lifetime or generations. I’m currently wearing a mechanical Omega Seamaster I bought roughly 30 years ago.

        Others and I have mentioned if you properly buy a second hand Rolex you will never lose money. Unless Rolex destroys their secondary market with gimmicks like this…

      • wdalasio

        mechanical Omega Seamaster

        Pricey. But, that is a very nice watch. I’d say it makes a statement by not making a statement. And like you said, you’ve had it for the last 30 years. But, when they start making stuff that is going to be popular for a few seasons, that tells me something about quality.

      • Pat

        One of the things I picked up is that the old money buys quality and keeps it for generations.

        Patek has been using the slogan “You never really own a Patek Phillipe, you merely take care of it for the next generation” for many, many years now.

        Rolex is the prototypical (don’t kill me for this terminology, but there’s not really a more polite euphemism) “nigger rich” bit of wrist bling. 80% of the time they’re fake, and the 20% of the time when they’re not, 50% of the time they’re on the wrist of somebody who knows absolutely fuck all about watches and only a little about brand names. I say this as someone who would be tempted to jump on a deal whereby I had to kill an infant for a vintage GMT Master.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    brave cop takes down Nashville school shooter with precision shots before colleague finishes her off on the floor

    Que?

    • kinnath

      I caught that too.

      • cyto

        Watch video. Extremely intense.

        Cops are fired on as they arrive at what appears to be the library. They pushed in blind and under fire and the cop with an AR takes her down at distance. She is behind some chairs and still holding the gun. 2 guys with handguns rapidly advance and fire repeatedly.

        Second guessing will probably ensue… But if you shot up my church and were shooting at me, I would not stop to negotiate after every shot fired.

      • kinnath

        Watch video

        Can’t/Won’t watch shootings online.

        I expect the police were actually justified in this case with every round that was fired.

        I respect them for doing what they were hired to do and going in under fire.

        But the quote in the paper is off-putting, and that is the fault of the news agency that wrote it.

      • cyto

        Taking it even further… A British paper that is a rank tabloid has the most objective US news coverage… And that is the best they could do.

      • R C Dean

        “still holding the gun”

        Then the anchor shots were justified.

      • kinnath

        Agreed.

    • invisible finger

      Did she identify as a dog?

    • Lackadaisical

      Glad they didn’t wait outside like some cowards in Texas.

      Hats off to them.

      • Tundra

        Absolutely. I watched the video and it looked like they did a terrific job.

    • ron73440

      It was called a “Roman Peace” for a reason.

      Have you listened to Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History?

      He has a series on Caeser’s war with the Guals and the fall of the Roman Republic that deal with what the quote is talking about.

      I relisten to them occasionally, they do have some parallels with what we are seeing now.

      Luckily, we are not at the “every bigtime politician has their own army” stage yet.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    I went to college at a school with a lot of guys with old family money (I was a scholarship student). One of the things I picked up is that the old money buys quality and keeps it for generations. And if you’ve got the money, and you’ve always had the money, you don’t need to advertise it.

    I had a similar experience. There were people who had nice things, unquestionably of high quality, but not flashy or ostentatious. The kids with money were pretty low key.

      • Tundra

        Meanwhile, Asahi Kasei is currently collaborating with a group of interested stakeholders, including automakers, Tier 1 suppliers, and governmental organizations, to quickly advance the technology into commercial viability, according to Mike Franchy, the company’s director of North American mobility. The law could ask to see the feature on the road as early as 2026.

        “Stakeholders” is the giveaway that lets you know how hard you’re gonna be fucked.

      • Tres Cool

        And once that rolls out, how long until a workaround hits YouTube?

      • Sensei

        Real alcoholics generally don’t get DUIs. They’ve learned how to drive drunk under the radar.

        Not saying that’s an absolute however.

      • Tundra

        I’d be more worried about malfunction. False positives, or simply a bad sensor.

    • kinnath

      Time to withdraw from the Internet. I lived a long time without it. I can go back.

    • R.J.

      Oh it can be repealed. Saying nyaahh nyaah in the bill and passing it does not make it constitutional. God help us all for now though.

      • cyto

        The extreme partisanship and propaganda has had an odd result. Nobody even bothers debating bills anymore. They don’t even bother reading them.

        This started with the budget and emergency spending bills at the national level… But it is pervasive now. Florida is seemingly passing bills the same day they write them. Even when they are good laws (like the new school choice here in Florida), I would really prefer that they make informed decisions.

      • Fatty Bolger

        If it does pass, hopefully that part will piss of the judiciary, and they won’t waste any time in putting it down.

    • cyto

      I think this is 3.0

    • Count Potato

      It doesn’t even ban Tik Tok.

    • kinnath

      I told someone right after 9/11 that the US was dead. Welcome to the police state that will follow.

      First tyranny comes slowly; then suddenly.

      • Mojeaux

        TSA == terrorists won

      • Tundra

        DHS, but yeah.

    • rhywun

      If the things I’ve heard are at all accurate, there should be rioting in the streets.

      • Tundra

        I’ll bet fewer than 1 percent of the population even knows this is going on.

      • Fatty Bolger

        My seventeen year old told me about it yesterday and he was pretty outraged, so at least some of the youts are catching on. But I’m sure the vast majority of people still think it’s about tik tok and China.

    • Pat

      Allow me the rare opportunity to play the optimist:

      Perhaps this will force a course-correction towards the adoption of secure, decentralized services and finally fix what the normies broke when Steve Jobs made it possible for retards too stupid to use computers to access the internet.

      • kinnath

        I have no optimism.

        I am beyond black-pilled at this point.

        I can only see the mindset behind Soviet Union given complete access to modern data tracking and surveillance technologies.

        We are so fucked.

      • Sean

        I have no optimism.

        Ayup.

      • Pat

        It’s optimism in a cynical context, I guess you’d say. By forcing 3 generations of imbeciles out of the walled garden that the internet and worldwide web have become, it may accelerate adoption of the kind of alternative technology that privacy schizos such as this guy have been advocating for at least a decade and a half. I wouldn’t be the least bit perturbed if every centralized social media and e-commerce site disappeared off the face of the earth tomorrow and the people unable to make the transition to better alternatives just never returned to my glorious sekret club.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Jesus Christ. Ready for Patriot Act 2.0?

    Cannot be reviewed or repealed.

    Land of the free.

    Home of the brave.

    • cyto

      More accurately, when actors of the deep state review the actions of the puppets of the deep state, they find no fault.

      Do not expect any standup judges.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    “To be honest, I think it took everyone by surprise that this legislation appeared, not just at our company but at all the OEMs and Tier 1’s. It’s an idea that has previously been proposed. However, everyone assumed that Europe would be the first to impose it. Mothers Against Drunk Driving worked with the auto industry for years, which is essentially how it came about in the U.S.,” added Franchy.

    Something something we have to pass it to find out what’s in it.

  50. Count Potato

    “Burger King will close 26 outlets and lay off 400 employees next month: So will your local be closing?

    The closures will mostly affects stores in Detroit, but also Dearborn Heights, Ecorse, Ferndale, Flint, Highland Park, Livonia, Royal Oak, Southfield, Walled Lake, Warren and Whitmore Lake…..

    In a letter to the state Department of Labor and Economic Opportunity, EYM King of Michigan LLC said they had failed to reached an agreement with Burger King Corp…

    Foot Locker said last Tuesday it would close 420 stores across the United States over the next three years as part of a cost-saving exercise that will ‘allow the company to introduce new store concepts’ and boost revenues by $1bn.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11910563/Burger-King-close-26-outlets-lay-400-employees-month-local-closing.html

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Not that I particularly give a shit about any of the back and forth about the Nashville shooter’s gender identity issues, but when I saw her photo in an article, I would have said it was a 14 or 15 year old boy. Is that a current photo? I was surprised to see “28(?) year old woman”.