Wednesday Morning Links

by | Mar 8, 2023 | Daily Links | 470 comments

Not a chance

The Ravens hit Lamar Jackson with the franchise tag. Who knows what will happen now.  And the big action is in the conference tournaments, which are under way in earnest. That will be a wild few days.  And that’s it for sports.

This decision was inevitable. It also opens a Pandora’s box of states rights fights and sanctuary state lawsuits that should settle a bunch of shit once and for all if they get to the Supreme Court.

YES!!!

Wait, the story basically reads like they managed to solve the problem themselves. I only see one of these cases where a complication developed. And when it did, she received the care she needed locally.

This has no merit. I like the spirit of the lawsuit, but it has no chance. You can’t claim prospective profits down the road as damages. That said, somebody needs to end the Biden vote-buying scheme. And the taxpayers need to stop being on the hook for the bond payments that were issued to underwrite the loans in the first place. But still, I can’t see this lawsuit suceeding.

Wow, she makes TikTok sound awesome. All I’ve ever seen when I went on there is a bunch of retards screeching about conservatives and libertarians being evil.  I’m gonna change how I present myself and give it another go. Maybe it’ll be as fun as she described.

Alleged rapist

Does she get to keep her award? OK, jokes aside, this woman is a predator. I hops she goes away for a good, long while. The only thing I disagree with is the school protecting her while she was being arrested. They should have held an assembly and surprised her with it. That would have taught those kids a valuable lesson.

Well, this is a new one. I’ve never heard of it, but it sounds terrible. So I guess it won’t be long before the left says Biden has it (as well as a stutter), which causes him to fall all the freaking time.

Oh no! Not a “bleak portrait,” lol. I’m sure he’s going to struggle to get any competent people now at his several companies.Right?

Uh, yeah. That’s their fucking job. If they aren’t up to the task of representing their constituents during the democratic process of legislating, they can always quit.  Or is this writer arguing that we should no longer have a legislature?

What a fun song. I love music about a specific fictional character. And here’s an absolute gem. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Wednesday, dear friends.

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470 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    This decision was inevitable. It also opens a Pandora’s box of states rights fights and sanctuary state lawsuits that should settle a bunch of shit once and for all if they get to the Supreme Court. – or national divorce. seem easier

    • AlexinCT

      The WEF needs American disarmed or it will be a major risk for their global reset efforts…

      • waffles

        I don’t really know if armed Americans mean a whole lot the way things are going. But they really do seem to want to get rid of private guns and that’s good enough for me to think we should hold onto them like the happy little clingers we are.

      • The Last American Hero

        Because they did so much to stop the COVID shut downs.

    • WTF

      So, a law that prohibits violation of the constitution is unconstitutional?
      Only a federal judge could come up with that.

      • SDF-7

        Nah — I expected it. See, the key is you need a federal judge to tell you which laws are unconstitutional. You have to assume they’re valid until these schmucks say otherwise. This is job security — can’t have the uppity states deciding constitutionality for themselves.

        (Imagine if the whole military “you shouldn’t obey an unlawful order” worked like that… “Even if you clearly and firmly believe an order is immoral and unlawful, you must obey it until a General Staff committee studies it — 4 years down the road!”)

      • juris imprudent

        I believe the matter is called nullification of federal law. We once had quite some unpleasantness about that.

      • Ted S.

        Use the Supremacy Clause to incorporate the 2A with respect to the states.

    • Rat on a train

      Can the governor just declare no enforcement as prosecutorial discretion? If it works for ignoring immigration law …

      • sloopyinca

        He can, but I think the judge is saying that the governor can’t force local PDs to not assist. Which will have the effect of negating sanctuary state laws.

      • Rat on a train

        Just use the old funding strings ploy. No local jurisdiction receiving state funds. It works for the feds.

      • juris imprudent

        Which will have the effect of negating sanctuary state laws.

        “No, that’s different.” /Federal judges reflecting on the FYTW clause

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or maybe it’s intentional as a way to get an Appeals Court to to overturn the ruling and protect sanctuary laws?

      • WTF

        Except the 2nd amendment clearly states “the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed”, while there is no such constitutional basis for sanctuary laws.

      • Tonio

        “Which will have the effect of negating sanctuary state laws.”

        Should, but we’ll probably get a very narrow ruling only dealing with state/local LEO participation in federal efforts. Someone else will have to go through the onerous process of getting standing to sue over those sanctuary city laws.

  2. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

  3. Count Potato

    “that should settle a bunch of shit once and for all”

    Never happen.

    • Grumbletarian

      Yeah, I expect a decision so narrowly tailored as to be useless elsewhere, as in the Colorado baker decision.

      • Rat on a train

        This decision does not set a precedence. It only applies to this case.

  4. PieInTheSky

    Wait, the story basically reads like they managed to solve the problem themselves. I only see one of these cases where a complication developed. And when it did, she received the care she needed locally. – to be fair I do not like ambiguous terms in laws

    • sloopyinca

      They can clean the terms up, yes. But identifying every single specific complication and how it could be “life-threatening” also invites ambiguity. I think they need to identify general conditions. Hell, one of the women aborted a baby because it would have developmental complications once born. And that’s basically eugenics.

      • Not Adahn

        And that’s basically eugenics.

        You mean… SCIENCE!

      • DrOtto

        March of Dimes says what. Also, won’t somebody think of the (social) life the mother?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        There’s a very murky moral area in here too.

        “Developmental problems” can mean any number of things, but there are definitely a very small handful of “developmental problems” where I think abortion is the moral action.

        Tay Sachs, for instance.

      • R C Dean

        *peers down slippery slope*

        Hey, is that “XY Chromosome Syndrome” I see down there?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Definitely a slippery slope.

        But this particular case I still think abortion is more moral than a painful, debilitating death before the age of 5.

    • SDF-7

      Pie… is there any chance you could learn to use blockquote or something? Deriving what’s the quote and what’s your reply in your comments gets really tiresome some mornings. I know, I know… “Hey buddy…..”

      • PieInTheSky

        is there any chance you could learn to use blockquote or something? – after all this time slim I would say. I always use a dash

      • Count Potato

        We have ” on U.S. keyboards.

      • sloopyinca

        Metric keyboards only have ten keys and > and < didn't make the cut.

      • Nephilium

        They’re on the keyboard, just in a twisted mockery of a standard layout.

        /assuming Pie’s keyboard layout

      • UnCivilServant

        At least it’s not a Dvorak.

      • Not Adahn

        not a Dvorak.

        Czech, not Romanian.

      • Michael Malaise

        Many Romanian keyboards only have enough letters to spell Ceaușescu.

  5. Count Potato

    Too bad no one archived Forever Amber. That site was hilarious.

    • Count Potato

      Anyway, the NYP article doesn’t even mention the worst things on Tik Tok.

  6. AlexinCT

    That guy with the grapes…

    That’s SF material right there..

    • slumbrew

      Appropriate. HedonismBot come to life.

    • SDF-7

      Yup… first thought “Why the hell is Sloopy doing that to us?”

      Second thought — “Oh crap… he’s priming the pump for later today… how bad is that going to be if this is the light appertif?”

    • Ted S.

      I thought Sloopy was posting a selfie.

  7. Rat on a train

    The Texas Legislature has nine lawmakers who are openly LGBTQ, all Democrats. At the same time, some Republican lawmakers are pushing a slate of bills aimed at drag queens, transgender children and how sexuality is discussed in schools.

    OK groomer

    • AlexinCT

      People forget this promise that was made back when. The ones with nefarious agendas really meant it.

    • rhywun

      I’m failing to see the connection being pushed in the quoted line.

      “a wave of bills targeting their community”

      Bull. Shit.

      If “your community” is going to push for radical sexual content aimed at small children, “your community” is going to face backlash. Period.

      • Count Potato

        And the backlash will be stupid and reactionary because socons are stupid and reactionary.

        Oklahoma tried to ban anyone under 26 from transitioning.

      • Not Adahn

        OK legislature is a case study in why a full-time legislature is a terrible idea. I’ve never met* a population so unlike their elected representatives.

        *I have only met a tiny sliver of all extant polities.

      • AlexinCT

        What really kills me is the amount of hate gay people that have opposed the radicalization have been subjected to by their own and the left. If you needed any proof the left is evil and about power only, seeing how they treated people that had reservations or objections amongst their own should remind you of how religions treat their heretics.

      • Rat on a train

        Heretics are worse than heathens.

      • Bob Boberson

        /”Uncle Tom’s” nod sagely.

      • wdalasio

        Yeah, this sort of struck me, as well. Maybe it’s me, but I really can’t imagine any of the gay or lesbian people I’ve known over the years being particularly bothered by saying you can’t groom kids. I mean, I think they’d probably be more bothered by a claim that laws against grooming are targeted at them.

      • Rat on a train

        They’re normies now with all the derision that comes with that.

      • juris imprudent

        The victim stack is relentless.

      • The Last American Hero

        You should meet my neighbors. Lovely people, but anything that could possibly infringe on QUILTBAG rights is one step away from nullifying their marriage and mandatory conversion therapy.

        I guess what we need is common sense QUILTBAG control.

      • UnCivilServant

        Fine then, we’ll take that step. Maybe after conversion therapy they’ll be happy.

      • juris imprudent

        No need to convert them, just shut down the unrelenting preaching. Lovely if we can do that peacefully, but if those mouths just won’t shut up by themselves…

  8. slumbrew

    Great music choices, Sloop

  9. Don escaped Texas

    that should settle a bunch of shit

    federal supremacy is settled shit….what am I missing? ** looks over at CSA tombstones in family plot **

    guns are a federal matter; the FF made it so, and no amendments since interfere to my eye

    I’m all for federalism, but this is well within settled law and will not be the vanguard of autonomy lawsuits
    I hope those lawsuits come; I hope they win; but this is not the crack in the dike

    • sloopyinca

      So if a federal law, or administrative act when it comes to the ATF rules, runs afoul of the constitution, the states and the people cannot tell them to go fuck themselves under the 10th Amendment?

      • Rebel Scum

        the states and the people cannot tell them to go fuck themselves under the 10th Amendment?

        They can and should. I look at it more from a philosophical level and my ability to read than from some bs judges may have concocted over the years. The entire point of divided government in a republic is to pit the feds/states/localities against each other.

    • Gustave Lytton

      No it isn’t. It’s saying states are not in control of their subdivisions and those sub entities can act independently and without authorization. Local police couldn’t enforce 55 mph speed limits or 21 year old drinking laws without corresponding state laws. This ruling flies in the face of that.

    • wdalasio

      guns are a federal matter

      Where in the Constitution? As far as I can see the only mention is saying that the can’t be laws violating the right to keep and bear arms.

      • WTF

        And it says “shall not be infringed.” Period. Not “shall not be infringed” by congress, or by the federal government, just “shall not be infringed” by anyone.

  10. AlexinCT

    Does she get to keep her award? OK, jokes aside, this woman is a predator. I hops she goes away for a good, long while. The only thing I disagree with is the school protecting her while she was being arrested. They should have held an assembly and surprised her with it. That would have taught those kids a valuable lesson.

    I had an Asian friend that told me once he used to get sexual rewards when he got real good grades…

    Maybe this teacher was just rewarding the high performers?

  11. hayeksplosives

    Dang it, my screed is on the DeadThread. Repeating here.

    RC Dean: “The Florida governor went on to say that Biden’s administration had also “pointedly allowed thousands of unvaccinated migrants to enter our country through the southern border.”

    It’s not thousands, its millions. And calling them “migrants” is once again using the language of the Left and ceding critical territory to them. Technically, the broad term “migrants” is true, but the term “illegal immigrants” is more accurate.

    And calling them “migrants” is once again using the language of the Left and ceding critical territory to them.

    THIS RIGHT HERE!!!

    I have been saying for a few years now that the term migrant has been completely misappropriated (HAH!).

    In my distant yoot, Migrant referred to workers who’d come up from Mexico (legally or illegally) during the planting season, go home, come back at harvest, and go home. Migratory according to the labor demand, and nearly always working, not grifting or draining any welfare system. There was a certain respect accorded to them for their willingness to work hard for themselves and their families, and yeah, it was work that certain “Americans” wouldn’t do. Migratory animals move around according to seasonal needs too. Very accurate term.

    Now we are supposed to think that anybody entering America illegally to disappear or collect checks or whatever is a “Migrant”. The United Kingdom is overwhelmed by “Migrants” from North Africa, Albania, Middle East. But they don’t come to work, and they don’t come to assimilate and become British or American. They aren’t blind and can see that they can whinge their way into getting perpetual handouts from the White Man and the former Colonialists. Nevermind the rape gangs; it’s a cultural difference, you see.

    Migratory animals go back home cyclically. These guys have no such intent.

    Apparently it’s true: African swallows are non-migratory.

    • juris imprudent

      I would be willing to bet that there have been NGOs down in Central America talking up “come to the U.S., you won’t have to work, we’ll take care of you”.

      We can’t fix illegal immigration without fixing legal immigration and without gutting the NGOs that undercut our policies.

      • AlexinCT

        They don’t want legal immigration fixed, because that would lead to people that come in competing with the idiot kids of the nomenklatura. I sponsored someone once. The INS is a fucking disaster.

    • waffles

      it’s an invasion by another name.

  12. hayeksplosives

    Happy International Women’s Day!

    Er something.

    • PieInTheSky

      Here is an imaginary flower for you

      • hayeksplosives

        *sniff*

        Lovely. Thanks for the thought 🌺🌹

      • AlexinCT

        Women deserve more than one day… Even if it is international..

      • Brawndo

        Yeah, it should be a few days. Every month too.

    • hayeksplosives

      Again, reposting lazily from the embers of last night’s morning overlap post:

      Happy International Women’s Day! ✳️*️⃣*

      …..

      ✳️ International Women’s Day is not exclusive to persons born with 2 XX chromosomes, Klinefelter’s Syndrome, or Turner Syndrome. Don’t be a bigot.

      *️⃣ The best way to celebrate International Women’s Day is to focus on Transwomen, particularly if they still sport their original XY tackle. Don’t be a bigot

      * Unclear if one must have been born at the border between UN-recognized nations to be an International Woman. Don’t be a bigot.

      • PieInTheSky

        Suck that penis shaped vagina or you are a bigot I am a transwoman and a lesbian who does not have sex with me is a bigot. Am I doing it right?

      • SDF-7

        Yup — in the spirit of “HerSHE’s” and all, I was going to joke that the accepted way to celebrate it would be to laud a pre-op transexual apparently, but you beat me to it.

    • sloopyinca

      It’s also Lucy’s birthday. So I’m breaking the “don’t talk about” rule on this special occasion.

    • Sean

      Is this where we insert the pegging jokes?

      • juris imprudent

        It was observed what was done there by you.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Simon Pegg wearing a dress should be the symbol of this wonderful day

    • Count Potato

      What about international men’s day? There couldn’t be international anything if men didn’t build nations.

      • SDF-7

        “Men don’t need a day – they get the other 364.25 anyway!” (likely response from most these days)

        “Men don’t need a specific day — we know what we contribute and don’t need external validation.” (Past 30000 years of human history). I know, I know… that’s so “white supremacy” of me or something.

      • Brawndo

        “I don’t need external validation”

        Damn, that’s good. Stealing that.

      • dbleagle

        Consider “Men don’t need a specific day — we know what we contribute and don’t need external validation.” taxed.

        EU nations are taking today as a national holiday (D,F,I at least). But they aren’t making men work either so what good is the day for women?*

        *Factory standard models only.

      • rhywun

        Oh is that what it is. All my eastern European team is off today.

      • Not Adahn

        *Factory standard models

        Or as Chris Rock says: “Original Recipe.”

      • sloopyinca

        Just identify as a woman and steal their day like men steal their sports and private spaces.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I for one am thankful for all the ladies in the world that ever were and ever are and ever will be. Wouldn’t be here otherwise.

  13. SDF-7

    I love music about a specific fictional character.

    Then you should love this one. Love the bit about coming to her “waist” land and destroying the robot who’s spending too much time there….

    Morning all… thanks for the links, Sloopy.

    • Tres Cool

      Wow. Today I learned about Nerf Herder.

      • Michael Malaise

        Funny they didn’t get sued by Lucasfilm. Mos Eisley was a band that had to change their name to Eisley due to a lawsuit.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Dammit, I’ve been outed.

    • slumbrew

      The lead singer looks like a puffier version of Trey Parker.

  14. PieInTheSky

    Uh, yeah. That’s their fucking job. If they aren’t up to the task of representing their constituents during the democratic process of legislating, they can always quit. Or is this writer arguing that we should no longer have a legislature?

    Personally I still find the phrase transgender children a bit cringe.

    • Rat on a train

      transgendered children?

      • PieInTheSky

        well the article uses the phrase as I wrote it

      • sloopyinca

        “They’re transgender because they’ve always been transgender in their minds. Transgendered implies that they’ve had something done to alter them. It diminishes their identity by making it seem as if they weren’t always who they are until they were changed by someone else.”

        I’d bet dollars to donuts that’s the argument you’ll get if you say the latter term applies and not the former.

      • Rat on a train

        They knew they were transgender before they knew about gender.

      • PieInTheSky

        Hmmm never thought about that semantic difference

      • Tres Cool

        I have a problem with Romani vs. Romanian.
        And sometimes Romulan.

      • Sean

        But you’re good on Romans?

      • sloopyinca

        Gypsy
        Gypsy
        Space gypsy

        See, the words are interchangeable.

      • robc

        I confused Romansh and Romanian for a long time.

      • robc

        I thought it was Gypsy, Vampire, Space Vampire.

      • Rat on a train

        But you’re good on Romans?
        As long as they go home.

      • sloopyinca

        I thought it was Gypsy, Vampire, Space Vampire.

        Wishful thinking.

      • Rat on a train

        Is that Lifeforce?

      • Not Adahn

        Worse is the difference between Romanian, Romani, Sinti, Sintian and Santerian.

      • AlexinCT

        Loved that flick.

      • slumbrew

        Is that Lifeforce?

        Aye

    • sloopyinca

      Personally I still find the phrase transgender children a bit cringe.

      Any sane person would.

    • rhywun

      Because it’s nonsense. It is a label that radicals have convinced a lot of parents to apply to their children when they see them acting a little gay.

      • slumbrew

        The rapid pivot to “nobody is gay, they’re all really transgender” is just crazy.

      • Count Potato

        Not even gay. As far as I can tell, most tomboys don’t become lesbians.

  15. Rebel Scum

    The US Justice Department argued in a lawsuit it brought against Missouri last year that the “Second Amendment Preservation Act,” which blocks state and local law officials from enforcing federal gun laws, “impairs law enforcement efforts in Missouri” and interferes with the Constitution’s Supremacy Clause, which states that federal laws take precedence over state laws.

    In a 24-page decision, US District Judge Brian Wimes agreed with the DOJ’s arguments, ruling that SAPA is “invalidated as unconstitutional in its entirety.”

    Seems like ass backwards logic to me. Nothing in the constitution compels local/state law enforcement to enforce federal laws. Federal constitutional supremacy is limited to things actually in the constitution, which, interestingly, includes 2A…

    • WTF

      the Constitution’s Supremacy Clause, which states that federal laws take precedence over state laws
      The constitution takes precedence over federal laws.

      • R C Dean

        It’s also well established that there are limits on what the feds can compel the states to do. The Supremacy Clause applies to laws, and means that state laws that conflict with federal laws are null and void to the extent of the conflict. It does not say that the states have to enforce federal laws. Which is why the feds have to use workarounds, like funding, when they want the states to do something.

        Generally speaking, states are not allowed to actively interfere with federal agents enforcing federal laws, but are allowed to passively sit by and decline to assist. I don’t know exactly where these 2A sanctuary laws fall on that spectrum, but I suspect mostly if not entirely on the “passively sit by” end.

      • Count Potato

        That’s what is happening where marijuana is legal.

      • R C Dean

        Not to mention immigration sanctuary cities. Although some people there have crossed the line from passive non-cooperation to aiding and abetting illegals in avoiding La Migra.

    • Rat on a train

      Imagine the deficit reduction had Democrats got all the “emergency” spending they wanted.

    • robc

      Thats a good article.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Oh, not an article about testosterone.

    • Penguin

      Beware picking the timeframe to fit the narrative

      See also: timelines used for establishment “studies” on “climate change”.

    • PieInTheSky

      I mean it is just a screenshot, most likely a joke now that I think about it

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Given the current levels of narcissism in society, I can’t be certain it is a joke.

      • The Last American Hero

        It would explain the lack of fathers in certain communities.

    • Ted S.

      Ask men getting screwed in child support payments about that.

    • Lackadaisical

      Eh, it’s voluntary servitude

      • UnCivilServant

        Not necessarily. You don’t have to actually be the father to have the legal responsibilities foist upon you

  16. Rebel Scum

    “It is now dangerous to be pregnant in Texas,” Nancy Northup, president and CEO of the Center for Reproductive Rights, said during a press conference outside the Texas Capitol. “Doctors and hospitals are turning patients away, even those in medical emergencies. Patients are being denied life-saving obstetrical care.”

    Texas does not allow abortions after six weeks of pregnancy except for “medical emergencies,” which is not defined. The suit asks that physicians be allowed to determine what qualifies under the exception.

    Sounds like a problem with the doctors.

    • R C Dean

      I am baffled as to why doctors aren’t now allowed to determine when a medical emergency occurs. If its not them, then who? I am also less than clear how a court decision saying, yes, it is up to the doctors is going to make the slightest difference.

      The last thing the doctors and pro-abortionists should want is a legislative list of what counts.

  17. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles — quipless.

    Daily Duotrigordle #371
    Guesses: 36/37
    Time: 05:28.19
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 408
    6️⃣4️⃣
    5️⃣8️⃣
    quordle.com

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 408
      7️⃣4️⃣
      3️⃣5️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Penguin

      Daily Quordle 408
      7️⃣4️⃣
      6️⃣8️⃣
      quordle.com

      Yay! Mediocrity!

    • Cowboy

      Daily Quordle 408
      7️⃣3️⃣
      6️⃣4️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Grosspatzer

      Daily Quordle 408
      4️⃣7️⃣
      3️⃣6️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 408
      4️⃣5️⃣
      6️⃣7️⃣

    • Winded

      Daily Quordle 408
      7️⃣2️⃣
      5️⃣6️⃣
      quordle.com

    • PieInTheSky

      shit the name is in the link. Goddamnit

      • Sean

        🙂

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Niskanen?

      I guess you could call blatant utilitarianism interesting.

  18. Rebel Scum

    You scared?

    They’re Freaking Out Big Time

    Senator Schumer Went Down To The Senate Floor This Morning To

    -Condemn Tucker Carlson’s January 6th Tapes Segment Last Night
    -Call For Fox News And Rupert Murdoch To Stop Tucker Carlson From Releasing Another Report On The January 6th Tapes Tonight
    -Repeat The Lie About The Death Of Officer Brian Sicknick

    Forcefully calling for censorship because you don’t like the information being presented because it completely destroys your dishonest narrative is a good, fascistic look, Schmoobs.

    • AlexinCT

      Schumer: You are unravelling months of hard work to fool idiots into believing our political talking points so we could manipulate them and making us look bad in the process!

      Schumer should relax. As Mark Twain said: “It’s easier o fool people than to convince people they were fooled”. The true believers will go to their grave believing and no evidence or facts will even shake their fervor.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I bet you were happy when Putin colluded with Trump via a server in Tower to steal the 2016 election too, ya damn traitor.

    • WTF

      The only way to protect democracy is to censor factual information that contradicts the state’s carefully crafted narrative.

      • AlexinCT

        If we can discuss it, no matter how crazy the things that are said are, then we are doing science and very likely living in a democracy.

        If we need to censor it, especially to prevent misinformation, we are dealing with propaganda and brainwashing.

    • Bob Boberson

      If I were Tucker this would only serve to motivate me more.

      • Gender Traitor

        If I were Tucker, I’d invite Chuckie to be a guest (and practice my famous “puzzled” face for when I announce that he’d declined the invitation.)

      • AlexinCT

        They have invited Schumer.. Repeatedly.
        In the latest attempt Schumer cleverly responded to the invitation by making some comment that he would not go unless Tucker and others like him were fired first, or some shit.

    • Rebel Scum

      Stick to your dishonest narrative until the end, you cunte.

      I was invited on Tucker Carlson’s show.

      I will agree to go on after Tucker Carlson admits to his viewers live on air that he has been lying to them about the 2020 elections and about what happened on January 6th.

  19. PieInTheSky

    Why Do Therapists Not Understand Male Depression?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yyWlp6sTv0

    tl;dw men are not like women but therapists mostly treat them as such. For women it helps just to talk about feelings. Men want solutions to problems.

    • SDF-7

      Men want solutions to problems.

      Then why would they bother seeing soft science quacks like therapists in the first place?

      • PieInTheSky

        probably they do not in the numbers the industry wants, hence the whole stoicism is toxic masculinity ion psychology guidelines in the US

      • Not Adahn

        Because we’ve been told that it helps.

      • AlexinCT

        Too much soy milk and neutering?

    • Bob Boberson

      “men are not like women”

      BIGOT!

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Men want solutions to problems.

      They need a trainer and not a therapist.

      • PieInTheSky

        according to the video they need a good purpose in life to have a reason to push through the pain.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        That’s what I said.

      • juris imprudent

        The only reason therapists serve that function now is that we have killed off the other institutions that used to help with that.

        How many members of fraternal social organizations (Elks, Masons, Rotary, etc.) here? [hand stays down]

      • Certified Public Asshat

        My son is doing an Upward soccer league for the spring (church sponsored sports). The community feeling you get there is…well, nice and obvious why it exists.

        I would join a church if mass attendance wasn’t expected once a week.

      • robc

        Join a non-denominational church. The pastor may notice if you are not there (if you attend regularly), but won’t say anything unless they really think something is wrong.

        Same works for plenty of denominations, but especially so for the non-denominational ones.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I grew up Catholic, so there is also that guilt hanging over my head. Maybe I need therapy.

      • robc

        Or join a mega-church and no one will know if you are there or not. But then you lose out on the community.

        Unless you join a small group of some sort, but then you are back to meeting regularly. In SC, we were going to a mega-church, but had a small group of 5 couples who met once every 2 weeks, and we continued to meet in person all thru COVID.

        Currently, our church is much smaller, but we are still in a small group, but we only meet once per month.

      • robc

        I grew up Catholic

        I figured so, due to the use of the word “mass”.

        Lots of non-denominational churches have some small catholic elements. Its an ecumenical appeal thing. My church has candles you can light, for example. And communion every* service! Its self-serve though. And grape juice.

        *growing up baptist, communion was about a monthly thing.

      • R C Dean

        It’s pretty hard to separate “community” from “regular interaction”, you know.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I run an adult baseball league. Can concur that there is definitely a fraternal aspect to it beyond just playing ball. Once you get to a certain age, it’s as much about the guys in the dugout as the game being played.

        It’s about my only therapy besides sitting alone and listening to music late at night.

        Men absolutely need a purpose. I’ve seen the effects first hand for those who don’t. Still living it in many ways.

      • The Other Kevin

        Growing up, I was never around other disabled people. I started sled hockey when I was 42. Being in a community of other disabled people, who are living life, achieving great things, and not constantly bitching, has done wonders for me. I even learn things about my own disability. This is far superior to any one on one therapy.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        A few years ago a bunch of dads started volunteering more at their kids high schools and behavioral issues dropped. I’m not entirely sure how it would work, but letting dads workout at high schools before or after school would be an interesting experiment.

        *Although this idea might blow up in my face when SJWs join the Swole Dad Club.

      • B.P.

        [hand goes up]

        Lions Club.

    • PieInTheSky

      nono that is for Koreans not Chinese, that would be cultural appropriation on the part of the Chinese, and also confusing the two is racist of you

    • WTF

      Or a nice semi-auto 12 gauge shotgun loaded with #4 buckshot.

      • AlexinCT

        The guy defending his property would go to jail for brandishing the weapon, and likely have the state of NY consider bringing back the death penalty if he were to use it on that mob to make an example of him and dissuade other vigilantism.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Looks like the white kids are getting in on the act now.

      That’s cultural appropriation right there.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Mark Wahlberg’s kids are following in his footsteps?

    • Tres Cool

      I like the approach from Bronx Tale when he locks the door.

      “Now youse cant leave.”

    • Penguin

      Wow. Absolutely pointless. I can at least understand looters stealing stuff. “Hey! Free stuff!” Destruction for the sake of destruction, without some sort of previous grudge?

      • AlexinCT

        it’s a new incarnation of the knockout game.

    • Rebel Scum

      The thing that would stop this behavior real quick (i.e. opening fire at the outset) is the thing you won’t be allowed to do.

    • Michael Malaise

      The only way out is to shoot one of them. That will give all of the others great pause.

      Of course, to defend your livelihood and property in such a manner guarantees you will face the full force of the State against you.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      These same people would make twelve year olds eligible to vote.

      • AlexinCT

        There is an agenda, and this lunacy serves it…

        A desperate population will eagerly give away it’s freedoms for the illusion and false promise of security…

      • Bob Boberson

        Based on the sub 26 y/o’s I work with, thats a pretty true statement. I expect childhood will be extended to 30 by the time I’m geriatric. That or we’ll all be calling the President “Father” a la People’s Temple.

    • PieInTheSky

      Also under 25 should not vote right?

    • Rat on a train

      Raise that to about 100.

    • rhywun

      Finally, a voice in support of the all-important gang vote.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Minnesoda is trying to do its part, but it isn’t close to these guys.

        Initially meant to hold accountable all people involved in a murder even if they didn’t carry out the act, perhaps a crime boss who orders a murder carried out by underlings, the rule has long been used to capture people on the periphery of crimes. House File 1406 and Senate File 1478 would change the law, following the recommendations of a legislative-created task force of prosecutors, police, defense attorneys, corrections officials and victims advocates.

        The felony murder law has been jettisoned by most other countries with English common law as the basis for their legal systems. Other American states have limited or eliminated its use, said Perry Moriearty, a professor at the University of Minnesota Law School and a member of the task force. In addition to being unjust, Moriearty said the task force found that those held legally liable are disproportionately people of color.

        We’re trying to get rid of the felony murder law here. Not because it is unjust, but because more POC are being prosecuted by it.

      • rhywun

        I suspect the same for Maryland but they’re not going to say it.

      • invisible finger

        And now we know which pols are taking campaign contributions from street gangs.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Grandstanding, has zero chance of passing…

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, right up there with the moron in Florida with licensing blogs.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I will give Desantis or his team credit for that one since all the headlines tried to attribute the bill to his name.

    • Not Adahn

      I’d guess you can make enough money in murder for hire to retire at 25.

    • EvilSheldon

      So 24 is too young to understand that murder is wrong, but 25 is peachy. Got it. Now apply that logic to rape.

      • juris imprudent

        Not just rape, but all consent.

    • Penguin

      Wow. That’d help Baltimore’s crime problem.

    • invisible finger

      Ask those same lawmakers about Kyle Rittenhouse.

      • EvilSheldon

        That would be a burn…

    • Michael Malaise

      What the fuck are they doing? Seriously.

      • rhywun

        Smashing the system.

  20. PieInTheSky

    This young woman Katie in Virginia was adopted and when she turned 18 got curious about her birth parents. She found them on social media, left home and met them.
    CW: violence against children, grooming

    After about six weeks Her biological father got in bed with her and they had sex. The two of them began having an affair despite her father still being married to her biological mother and living together as a couple (with children!)

    https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1633044526339330048

    fucked up thread of the day I guess… And for some reason it reminded me of a movie called piggy banks saw on tv a long time ago.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Well alrighty then…

      • AlexinCT

        Paging Woody… Paging Woody Allen.

      • Tres Cool

        One of the best bits from when Howard Stern was still funny was “Wood Yi”.
        Shame that was over a decade ago. Maybe 2.

      • AlexinCT

        Homo says what? (In Wood Yi’s voice).

        Now Stern has gone full woke and stupid.,

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Not a crime and shouldn’t be a crime. Fucking gross though and the father’s a weirdo freaking prick.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        You should read the rest of the story.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I see I didn’t scroll down far enough.

      • Ted S.

        Thank you Paul Harvey.

    • Bob Boberson

      Do you want CHUDs????? Because thats how you get CHUDs.

      • Bob Boberson

        Soon Katie’s friends and family find out about what’s going on and they don’t approve but they have no choice but to accept what she was doing. Before long Katie got pregnant with her first child. Her father was the baby’s father. So her own baby was technically her half-sibling

        Um……no they don’t. I’m starting think public shaming and shunning wasn’t such a bad thing. Or Old Testament law for that matter…

      • juris imprudent

        no choice but to accept

        I see the words strung together, but they have no meaning. Was Katie holding all of them at gunpoint?

      • EvilSheldon

        Forget it, Bob. It’s Chinatown…

  21. PieInTheSky

    The myth of London’s empty homes
    Britain’s problem is that it doesn’t have enough vacant properties

    https://edwest.substack.com/p/the-myth-of-londons-empty-homes

    “The idea that housing costs are being pushed up by empty homes is an attractive one, and intuitive. It’s also good politics, because absent landlords tend to come from abroad, and wealthy foreigners are an out-group it’s acceptable to dislike.

    Certainly, many politicians believe it. Last year Canada’s Justin Trudeau banned foreign investors from buying property, apparently a cause of the housing crisis.

    The empty home hoarder explanation is popular among the public. I’ve heard this theory from several people, who explain that wealthy Chinese investors are buying up all the property in their part of London and deliberately keeping them empty. People who tell me this always have some brilliantly convoluted explanation for why they would do this, rather than just renting the properties out and making loads of money.

    Yet the land bank theory is not real. An analysis by the LSE found no evidence of homes being left deliberately empty. And as data man Tom Forth shows, England has the lowest rate of empty homes in the OECD, and Greater London has about one-tenth the level of Paris, just 0.7% of properties being empty compared to 6.5%. “

    • Fourscore

      Good on John. Thanks PJ

      • Pope Jimbo

        I won’t even go into how you stole one of my pending ray of sunshine videos yesterday. I liked that one a lot!

    • The Other Kevin

      I heard he went to his kid’s school in costume, but that is amazing. I’ve heard stories from my military hockey friends about celebrities coming to visit when they were in the hospital. It meant a lot to them, and those are stories they always cherish. It’s got to so much more for kids.

    • Michael Malaise

      You can thank Disney he is no longer allowed to dress up like Jack Sparrow to visit kids since his trial.

    • AlexinCT

      Q will be disappointed..

      • Ownbestenemy

        I have a feeling that while it doesn’t fit Q’s preference in the upper torso area, he is never disappointed by a beautiful female form.

  22. Pope Jimbo

    Brother Keith is gonna sue Kia for not putting in enough electronics to stop thieves

    On Tuesday, Ellison announced he’s launching an investigation into the vehicle thefts.

    The civil investigation will look into whether the two car companies are violating Minnesota’s consumer protection and public nuisance laws because they don’t have the anti-theft technology most other cars do, making them easy to steal, Ellison said at a news conference.

    The cars “might as well have a giant bumper sticker that says ‘steal me’ on them,” Ellison said.

    More than 3,200 Kia and Hyundai vehicles were stolen in 2022 in Minneapolis and St. Paul.

    I guess if gun makers are liable, you can go after car companies for not making an unstealable car.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yusef hardest hit

    • AlexinCT

      Blame the car companies for crooks being crooks…

      Leftism in a nutshell..

      What’s next? Can we blame women that wear revealing clothes for the rapists? I am pretty sure if you point this parallel to these fools they will cancel your ass…

      • Grumbletarian

        What’s next? Can we blame women that wear revealing clothes for the rapists?

        No, but the company that designed those revealing outfits is fair game.

      • Tres Cool

        Next level- blame the insurance companies for being in on it.

      • Sensei

        Some of them are already refusing to insure certain models and years of Kia/Hyundai.

        Naturally that is also problematic for the politicians.

    • Fourscore

      A little vacation time at a state sponsored retreat house may be educational for some of those without a learner’s permit

    • Not Adahn

      Some legisclown was going to sue Glock because they didn’t make their guns incompatible with glock switches.

    • Nephilium

      There’s rumblings about a similar dumb lawsuit here in Cleveland as well. I’d think the best you could go for is attractive nuisance, but I don’t think that generally covers grand theft auto.

    • Count Potato

      “Also, women might as well be wearing t-shirts that say “Hit Me””

  23. Sensei

    Good news!

    The Camp Lejeune trial lawyer give away has reached into the way in which spammers are now trying scam you out of personal information.

    • R.J.

      I just don’t get it. The cognitive dissonance is unbelievable. So many people freaking out over just sharing some footage, which is not an anyway been altered. Honestly, if I had my way, I would release all the footage and allow people to crowd source it. Let 1000 people look at it. And bring back their comments.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Its an article of faith for them.

        I would have given the footage to 4chan.

      • R.J.

        Maybe that’s the problem. It was just given to Tucker,Carlson, which has the appearance of bias. He should’ve just released the entire thing to the public, I agree.

      • AlexinCT

        The plan is to eventually release it to all, is my guess. But by doing it this way, the usual liars will not be able to spin or hide the information Tucker has revealed without giving themselves away…

      • Gustave Lytton

        If it had been released entirely, there would have been even more squealing about putting the safety of the Capitol at risk. Tucker in his intro said the Capitol police asked for a door not to be shone/blurred. Why is that?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s the old national security canard. They all trot it out when there’s something they really don’t want you to see.

        Fuck ’em. If it’s really so dangerous to security, Leviathan has plenty of money to fix it after the fact.

      • R.J.

        You can get map of the entire place. It’s public. And if the door is a risk, fix it!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Entrance to Narnia?

      • rhywun

        Yup. In one afternoon an army of basement dwellers would sort out exactly what happened.

      • Tres Cool

        I do love how they sent Shia LeBeouf into fits of apoplexy.

      • Rebel Scum

        which is not an anyway been altered

        Showing a few seconds clipped to make Hawley look bad is fine. Showing the thirty seconds prior to show the full context is basically treason. That’s how this works.

      • rhywun

        I hadn’t even heard of the Hawley Affair before Tucker showed a clip of the “Commission” laughing at it. They really are a bunch of depraved assholes.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      It’s amazing how so many are opposed to showing a more complete picture of the story.

      • AlexinCT

        BELIEVE WAT WE TELL YOU TO BELIEVE!

        This reminds me of the CNN asshat telling the idiots that watch them they should never try to get information on their own – they are not qualified to do that for some reason – and only should believe what the powers that be at CNN tells them.

    • WTF

      Yes, yes, people seeing uncensored factual information is a threat. What an asshole.

    • Bob Boberson

      “We’re in danger of the public seeing these MAGAts as human beings”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Good documentarian, submoron on most else.

      • WTF

        His only work that I’ve seen was the Civil War. I’ve heard his other stuff is not so great, but i haven’t seen it myself.

      • Ownbestenemy

        His baseball one is great too, but I could be biased as my step-dad constantly watched that and the Civil War one.

      • invisible finger

        I couldn’t make it throguh two episodes of the baseball one. The same ivy-league historians interviewed as every other PBS series, and so many facts were wrong I basically laughed Burns off as an incompetent hack. And I pity anyone who wants to watch hours of still photographs being slow-panned as good television.

      • robc

        As someone who thinks Jackie Robinson/Branch Rickey did more for race relations in America than all politicians put together, I think he focused too much on race in his baseball series.

      • Sensei

        Thanks!

      • invisible finger

        Not aggressive enough for me.

        For example, the article mentions Insull, who’s firm was failing – without mentioning that this was entirely due to the price ceilings that government imposed upon his products and services. Basically, the exact same thing that bankrupted every mass transit company and the same policy still supported by Democrats and the Uniparty today.

    • juris imprudent

      You know, every time that kind of bullshit is trotted out, there’s never any substance they can elaborate on. You see it all the time in foreign policy about what we simply must do, because it is in our national interest. The rhetoric isn’t even tissue thin.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Burns is in the same class as your average presidential historian. He’s really impressed with the ones who break shit and destroy lives.

    • Gustave Lytton

      It’s the lack of panning over the videos/stills and background music that pisses off Burns most.

    • The Other Kevin

      This is a very stark example of how we no longer have journalists, we have propagandists. An actual journalist would welcome new information because that’s going to get you closer to the truth. Instead we have “journalists” actively trying to censor information that goes against their narrative.

    • Rat on a train

      I don’t like Trump either. I don’t have to like a person to agree with them or feel they are being mistreated.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s the false choice rubric. They live by it, as does the eGOP.

      • juris imprudent

        In other words, this is common to lots of people, politicians as well as voters. Always useful to remember the bubble you are in.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Its all or nothing for these people, to include a lot in the RNC also. Anything to bolster their beliefs will be highlighted.

  24. Pope Jimbo

    Maybe the rubes are all right?

    The $1.9 billion package of publicly-financed construction projects approved Monday by the Minnesota House included $12.8 million to help Madelia improve roads and upgrade water infrastructure.

    GOP Rep. Bjorn Olson of Fairmont said the cash would support the city of 2,400 people and help bring jobs to his rural district in southern Minnesota. “There’s a great company — Tony Downs Foods — down there, basically says ‘We’re busting at the seams. We would like to grow but we can’t,’” Olson told MinnPost before the vote. “There’s not enough water, there’s not enough capacity. This would get them the capacity.”
    The promise of money for his district is partly why Olson sided with Democrats to help pave the way for the large infrastructure plan, contained within two bills, that would bankroll a wide range of projects such as college classrooms, ice rinks, water treatment plants, parks, trails and highway work.

    Olson’s votes, along with a sizable chunk of other House Republicans, were notable in an era of gridlock on infrastructure. The Legislature has gone two years without a bonding bill because of political disagreements between Republicans and Democrats.

    Glowing report on how many wonderful things will get done with gubbment money and all because a few jackpine savages decided to cross party lines and bravely spend other people’s money on themselves.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Ooops! Hold that thought. Turns out those rubes are definitely not all right!

      Last month a standing-room only crowd packed an Itasca County Board of Commissioners work session to urge the board to declare Itasca County a “2nd Amendment Dedicated County” — a symbolic but controversial resolution to uphold county residents’ gun rights, and “oppose any infringement on the right of law-abiding citizens to keep and bear arms.”

      It’s similar to 2nd Amendment “sanctuary” resolutions approved by hundreds of counties around the country in recent years — including several in Minnesota. Those include language declaring they won’t use local resources to enforce laws believed to infringe on the constitutional right to bear arms.

      After the resolution was read aloud, Board Chair Burl Ives invited supporters of it to address the board.

      One by one, 25 people approached the microphone and adamantly backed the proposal, citing the need to preserve hunting traditions, protect the Constitution, stand up against a “tyrannical” government and push back against gun rights measures under consideration at the state legislature.

      Then Ives invited opponents to speak. “Going once, going twice, I’m going to go three times,” he said.

      No one came forward. The board unanimously approved the resolution.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Burl Ives?

      • Penguin

        Gotta do something after your singing career ends.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, I was somewhat willing to believe that “Rep. Bjorn Olsen” was a real person, but that let me know it was parody.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Jackpine savages, I just moved from there,

      • Michael Malaise

        Jackpine Savages is a great band name.

    • Tres Cool

      Is Bjorn Olson a real name in America ?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Sven, Ole, Rolph and Thor are all common names where I grew up.

      • Shpip

        I had a trio of siblings as fraternity brothers. The Erickson boys: Thor, Rolf, and Kirk.

        They were from the midwest Scandinavian bastion of… Auburndale, Florida.

  25. Certified Public Asshat

    Here’s John Heilemann (@jheil) asking Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) for an example of an MSNBC host knowingly lying on air.I ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE!! pic.twitter.com/ugGqeZG6XM— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 6, 2023

    This is a good Twitter thread. It’s 12 examples of MSNBC lying and they all include John Heilemann.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I don’t know who that guy is, but he resembles a penis with spectacles.

    • AlexinCT

      Note that there are thousands of other such examples. And yet this douchebag dared to say that the fabulists at PMSNBC never tell lies knowingly…

      • Ownbestenemy

        He the guy after Russell brought up a lie kept saying “non responsible” in response as if he was giving a killer his name as to make it personal?

      • Michael Malaise

        He said “non responsive” which I don’t even understand what the fuck that means.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I like Brand who’s a principled leftist a la Jimmy Dore. He’s quick on his feet too although his personal style can become grating after a bit.

      • Drake

        He’s lighting fast. It was funny watching Tucker ask him a question last night, then get overwhelmed by the answer.

      • The Other Kevin

        And he does his homework. His staff does a ton of research before he records one of his rants.

    • PieInTheSky

      Does anyone think there is a journalist who never knowingly lied?

      • Ownbestenemy

        There is probably a few but they operate in small towns and run articles on the local high school’s FFA club.

      • Not Adahn

        If you’re just repeating someone else’s lie it’s ok. It only counts as lying if you invented the lie yourself.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Cruel truth

    Carlson “passionately” hates Trump: In a number of private text messages, Carlson was harshly critical of Trump. In one November 2020 exchange, Carlson said Trump’s decision to snub Joe Biden’s inauguration was “so destructive.” Carlson added that Trump’s post-election behavior was “disgusting” and that he was “trying to look away.” In another text message conversation, two days before the January 6 attack, Carlson said, “We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. I truly can’t wait.” Carlson added of Trump, “I hate him passionately.” The Fox host said of the Trump presidency, “That’s the last four years. We’re all pretending we’ve got a lot to show for it, because admitting what a disaster it’s been is too tough to digest. But come on. There isn’t really an upside to Trump.”

    Depending on how you parse that, it might not be as “damning” to Carlson as CNN thinks it is.

    I’m guessing “disaster” has a context entirely different than your average CNN wokester would describe.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Depending on how you parse that, it might not be as “damning” to Carlson as CNN thinks it is.

      It isn’t, they just think it is because they’re midwits.

      It’s like Jon Stewart ranting about restricting drag queen story hour for the kids and comparing it to gun control to protect kids from dying. As Dave Smith put it, the appropriate rebuttal would have been (paraphrased) “Would you be okay with a circle jerk story hour? Technically, they’re not killing kids in that situation either. Would it be okay to restrict that? If not, where’s your line? Raping kids isn’t killing them either.”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, it kind of lends credibility vis a vis Carlson’s standing up for Trump and his supporters in a similar way as Romney criticizing Republicans has additional gravitas supposedly.
        See? He hates those guys and even he’s saying this is all bullshit.

  27. juris imprudent

    So Freddie, despite his obvious handicap, is still managing to think at least a little.

    Elite overproduction has been on my mind because of a condition that, I find, grows more acute over time: the sense that many people, particularly the college-educated and the financially secure, are deeply unsatisfied with their status in society. It’s impossible to quantify these feelings, but I think many would agree with me about a pervasive sense of discontent among people who have elite aspirations and who feel that their years toiling in our meritocratic systems entitles them to fulfill those aspirations.

    Or as I refer to them, the parasitic class. Human beings are social creatures, but that doesn’t mean we should be doomed to live forever with all of the intellectual and emotional maturity of a junior high school cafeteria. Or as William Munny famously said, “deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it”.

    • Not Adahn

      Ah, the “respectable commie.”

      • juris imprudent

        Any support I can offer to split them all up, well, it’s the least I can do.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Trump letting Foochy and Birx lead him around by the nose was the disaster, if you ask me.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Yes.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Trump’s a sucker who swoons over credentials and he should have known better.

    • Rebel Scum

      Yup. Probably trusted the system too much.

    • AlexinCT

      Kash Patel was on with Tim Poole last night and when he was asked why Trump let that gnome keep doing the lying, he pointed out the fact that hindsight is 20-20. Had they, and especially Trump, know Fauci was the criminal mind behind the Wuhan lab’s work as well as the guy desperately trying to hide his complicity, they would have tanked his ass (even though that would have driven the left into apoplexy).

      I remind people that Trump had no idea of the level of scumbaggery the deep was steeped in when he as a novice decide to trust that cesspool. By the time they started realizing the machine was utterly corrupt and that people like Fauci were an enemy, their hands were often tied.

      The lesson here is to not trust anyone in the machine.

      • R C Dean

        “Had they, and especially Trump, know Fauci was the criminal mind behind the Wuhan lab’s work”

        It was quite well known early on that Fauci had been funding, and had started funding again, the gain-of-function work on coronaviruses at Wuhan. It’s pretty dishonest for Poole to go the “If the only the Czar knew” route.

        Trump kept Fauci and Birx on, and backed their play let’s not forget, solely because he thought doing otherwise would hurt his chances at re-election.

      • AlexinCT

        You don’t think the machine would have impeached him again if he had done something to either of those crooks?

  29. Fourscore

    Stiff Person Syndrome is a contagious ageist disease. Striking 100 % of people over 60 years old and no medical treatment available, other than placebos like Pickle Ball.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Heh…you have a great sense of humor Fourscore.

    • R C Dean

      I thought Stiff Person Syndrome was what I had as a teenager.

      • pistoffnick

        Morning wood

      • AlexinCT

        According to many of my ex-girlfriends it was the gift that kept on giving…

      • Ownbestenemy

        And the reason Cougars exist.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I also like the insertion of self. They’re “exhausting” to her. She’s so put upon to have to constantly watch her tweets and divine their “real” meaning.

      “Why can’t we just kill the people who disagree with us? It’s much simpler.”

      I get it honey, I’ve been feeling the same way lately. Just keep pushing.

      • PieInTheSky

        The thing is when modern leftists say they want socialism without the gulags, I suspect in their minds they actually really want the gulags.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The last seven years have shown that they desperately do.

        Or maybe they’d rather go the Pol Pot route. It’s hard to tell sometimes.

      • SDF-7

        They want the gulags to be unneeded. Wrong think will just mean you lose your job, house, income, family, friends, ability to participate in the economy at all, etc… but see, no death camps!

      • PieInTheSky

        I think they would make the camps for the lolz

      • juris imprudent

        Look, if we’re going to have our heaven here on earth, we must have hell as well – for the sake of the sinners.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Permission based society

        in other words, a CBDC

      • Michael Malaise

        Many have explicitly spoken of ‘re-education.’

    • Michael Malaise

      It’s the Streisand Effect to a degree. An ignored Rowling wouldn’t have as much power in the public space.

      Just let her be a woman with an opinion rather than your personal Emmanuel Goldstein.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    the sense that many people, particularly the college-educated and the financially secure, are deeply unsatisfied with their status in society.

    Maybe that’s because they don’t do anything worthwhile or create meaningful value.

    • Michael Malaise

      This is why I stress to my children “make (or fix) things.” It doesn’t have to be anything big. Make a short movie. Paint a picture, build a treehouse. Something tangible you have at the end that you did or made.

  31. PieInTheSky

    One thing about conservatives vs modern leftists though I disagree with both is more often than not with a conservative we can watch the same video see the same thing and disagree about things, but with a leftist we see different things in that video. I am more and more surprised about how they can blatantly claim that up is down.

  32. Brawndo

    “Texas does not allow abortions after six weeks of pregnancy except for “medical emergencies,” which is not defined. The suit asks that physicians be allowed to determine what qualifies under the exception”

    Oh wow, you mean that intentionally vague laws have the effect of people policing themselves more than what should be necessary to avoid getting fucked by lawfare? Never seen this before.

    • R C Dean

      The alternative to “vague” laws*, which leave something to your judgement, is micro-prescriptive laws, which are an inherently bad fit for reality and which also merely create ambiguity and vagueness at a different level. For example, compare, say, federal statutes on medical privacy (which are actually pretty short) to the HIPAA regs. I personally prefer short and general to weighty tomes of internally inconsistent bafflegab.

      *Well, other than no laws.

    • Michael Malaise

      ” The suit asks that physicians be allowed to determine what qualifies under the exception”

      Yeah, I seem okay with this.

  33. Lackadaisical

    “This decision was inevitable. It also opens a Pandora’s box of states rights fights and sanctuary state lawsuits that should settle a bunch of shit once and for all if they get to the Supreme Court.”

    This seems exactly wrong. The federal government may be supreme in law(a state cannot make a law that violates federal law), but they also cannot commandeer state resources to enforce federal law.

    ‘The US Justice Department argued in a lawsuit it brought against Missouri last year that the “Second Amendment Preservation Act,” which blocks state and local law officials from enforcing federal gun laws, “impairs law enforcement efforts in Missouri” and interferes with the Constitution’s Supremacy Clause, which states that federal laws take precedence over state laws.’

    See above.

    “The law’s “practical effects are counterintuitive to its stated purpose,” added Wimes, a nominee of former President Barack Obama. “While purporting to protect citizens, SAPA exposes citizens to greater harm by interfering with the Federal Government’s ability to enforce lawfully enacted firearms regulations designed by Congress for the purpose of protecting citizens within the limits of the Constitution.”

    Only if you buy the idea that all federal gun law is both protective of citizens AND does not interfere with the second amendment. I know that is how judges would be bound to rule, àt least at the lower court levels, but those are both highly speculative from a facts-based analysis. Really interested in how this interferes with federal investigations, it’s just withholding state resources, which should be completely constitutional.

    • R C Dean

      The judge is creating a new duty for states to do whatever they are told by the feds. Anything the feds demand can be put in the box of “federal requirements designed to protect citizens”.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Apply this is the various states that have legalized marijuana…a new administration can use this ruling to come in and crack skulls.

      • The Other Kevin

        This is probably the best example. Are they saying local police will have to enforce federal laws against marijuana, even in states where it’s legal?

  34. PieInTheSky

    ADL
    @ADL
    ·
    23h
    While it is good that notorious antisemite and white supremacist Nick Fuentes was removed from the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) conference, it was rife with bigotry.

    Anti-trans hate animated many CPAC 23 speakers, making baseless claims of “grooming” and attacking gender-affirming care. Our Center on Extremism takes a deeper dive into anti-trans messaging at CPAC and its dangerous implications.

    Former President Trump also delivered remarks that were in character but still dangerous. His claims about expelling warmongers, driving out globalists, casting out communists, and throwing off those who hate our country echo classic #antisemitic rhetoric.

    https://twitter.com/ADL/status/1633188817598398464

    • UnCivilServant

      I don’t care what those slander merchants have to say.

      • PieInTheSky

        that is because you are an extremist

      • AlexinCT

        I am too far to the right of Karl Marx for these merchants of misery & death.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The ADL is really horning in on the SPLC’s turf.

      With any luck, they’ll start engaging in some good-old fashioned gang warfare with drive-by shootings and the sort.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The ADL is equating Jews with warmongers looks like. Who’s slandering who?

    • Michael Malaise

      The ADL used to have a very narrow charter.

  35. juris imprudent

    Here’s a good target for a drone strike – whatever wing of the FTC this was.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Just opening with all barrels now really trying to show the American people that the Government does not try to silence or censor people I see.

    • sloopyinca

      the agency was motivated to ensure it is “fully enforcing the orders that we have on the books.”

      Orders…on the books?!?!

      Fuck you, you administrative state jackoff. Your rules don’t trump the first amendment and they aren’t laws. Eat shit.

  36. Sensei

    At least the guy realized he screwed up. OTH, the Jeep that started this whole thing gets away with it.

    How much of an idiot am I?

    Even though I don’t ride a motorcycle anymore it still influences my defensive driving to this day.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The whimsical music playing is glorious. Jeep is bad guy, guy in front overreacted and the guy who rear-ended should have been more defensive like you said and anticipated that.

      • Gustave Lytton

        More defensive undersells it. The cammer was following too closely, period.

      • Michael Malaise

        He wasn’t following that closely — he just wasn’t paying any attention. He had plenty of stopping room.

    • slumbrew

      I’m old enough I still try to use the 3-second rule; but that’s impossible on the highway in new england since apparently it signals to other drivers that you want 2 of them to pull in front of you.

      • Sensei

        Coming from NJ I thought I’d seen it all, but MA always manages to surprise me.

  37. PieInTheSky

    Ottawa By-law
    @OttawaBylaw
    With #StPatricksDay fast approaching, we are door knocking in Sandy Hill with @OttawaPolice
    to educate residents about the importance of celebrating responsibly. #OttCity

    https://twitter.com/OttawaBylaw/status/1632859359217688576

    • Ownbestenemy

      Faaaack Youuuuuuuuu. sláinte

      • Nephilium

        Oi… responsibly, that means not ordering more pints then you can carry, right?

      • robc

        I think it means keeping beer beer colored.

      • robc

        Which means green is okay, if its a berliner weisse.

      • Nephilium

        I will be by several German breweries, don’t think any of them currently have a berliner on tap though.

      • robc

        And even of those that do, how often do you see woodruff syrup available as an option? I think I have seen it exactly once.

      • UnCivilServant

        *adds orange food coloring to robc’s beer*

      • robc

        Plenty of beers are close enough to orange already.

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s just my Protestant Irish reaction to green beer.

      • robc

        I tend to wear Orange on that day for the same reason.

        I have a reaction to green beer because its so fucking stupid. But there is an actual green beer, so I was making an exception. Not that I am really a fan of Woodruff Syrup in beer either, but at least its “traditional”.

      • Penguin

        Orange food bad!

      • Michael Malaise

        How was your St. David’s Day?

    • Rebel Scum

      Fuck off, eh.

  38. PieInTheSky

    Automation can have important social and political consequences, as well as large impacts on the labour market. This column provides experimental evidence on the causal link between perceived automation risk and workers’ employment responses, preferences, and attitudes. The authors find that fear of automation leads workers to demand higher taxation and more redistribution. Workers plan to join a union to protect their employment rather than adopt new skills or switch occupation. The findings highlight the pressure that automation may put on public budgets, and provide new insights into how technological advancements may alter the political landscape.

    https://cepr.org/voxeu/columns/workers-responses-threat-automation

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      When someone makes specific claims, and the responses are not specific, the response is not a response. It’s chaff, and it’s meant to cloud the air.

  39. juris imprudent

    This is fairly optimistic, I hope he’s right.

    First, if large firms are doing everything they can to reduce unnecessary overhead, feel-good initiatives and other corporate baubles are likely to face the chopping block – even if quietly. ESG observance is a costly trinket, bringing as it does compliance costs, legal costs, measurement costs, and opportunity costs.

    Second, the recent explosion of ESG adoption may have been in the spirit, if not embodying a strictly theoretical manifestation, of malinvestment as predicted by Austrian Business Cycle Theory (ABCT). Without engaging in a lengthy discussion of ABCT, artificially low interest rates (interest rates set by policymakers instead of markets) undercut the natural rate of interest generate signals and mislead entrepreneurs and business managers. Many years of negligible interest rates, indeed negative real rates, have given rise to bubble-like firms, projects, and I would argue, by extension, business concepts. The latter, which include but are not limited to ESG, seem feasible and arguably essential when the money spigots are open. When interest rates normalize and sobriety re-obtains, cost structures reassert themselves. It’s back to the business of business.

    • Rat on a train

      ESG and DIE are “luxuries” that are funded by surpluses from useful areas of work.

      • AlexinCT

        Crooks will always rob the bank..

      • Rat on a train

        But how will a company survive without the grifters?

    • pistoffnick

      There is one near my new house. It is as silly as it looks.

    • sloopyinca

      If it wasn’t retarded, comments wouldn’t be disabled.

      Also, it should be illegal for a government entity to turn off comments on a social media platform that allows them.

      • Rat on a train

        You aren’t allowed to challenge the government.

    • Rebel Scum

      I don’t get it. I assume it is still a signalized intersection, so I don’t see the point.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      That’s not going to confuse grandma at all.

    • Fatty Bolger

      That’s dumb. During rush hour the traffic may never clear enough to do the cross-highway u-turn. That’s the point of having a light in the first place.

      • Rat on a train

        They are also pushing roundabouts for high traffic intersections. They aren’t referred to as VD’oh for nothing.

      • Michael Malaise

        Roundabouts aren’t that bad. We have several and they seem to help alleviate backups.

  40. juris imprudent

    The document notes that strategic competition is enduring and not a “problem to be solved.”

    Now talk about justification for endless funding.

  41. Lackadaisical

    “Zurawski, 35, from Austin, was diagnosed with an “incomplete cervix” — which occurs when cervical tissue weakens and prematurely dilates the cervix — at 17 weeks and was told her baby would not survive, according to the lawsuit.”

    Uh, I believe this is called incompetent cervix, and is usually treatable by sewing up the cervix to prevent this problem.

    • PieInTheSky

      couple of planes collided in italy recently maybe there is a connection. Aliens?

    • The Last American Hero

      Maybe Jake was just in a hurry to follow up on a tip on the location of the Gold Monkey and didn’t see your kayak.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      That’s basically how my uncle died. Midair collision in a seaplane while learning to fly.

    • Swiss Servator

      That was done by a family that can’t afford (or doesn’t want to pay for) a funeral.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Funeral home dessert?

      • Sensei

        For after the hot dish?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Lol. For the record we had “funeral meat” at both my parents services. It is some deviled ham concoction that is served on buns at every funeral around here.

      • juris imprudent

        Is that some cold dish?

  42. PieInTheSky

    Nick Cannon
    @NickCannon
    We’re expecting…a new show on E! 👀 🍼 #WhosHavingMyBaby premieres this Spring on

    https://twitter.com/NickCannon/status/1633165802701733889

    I don’t know what stage of cultural development this is … but here we are

  43. The Late P Brooks

    More defensive undersells it. The cammer was following too closely, period.

    It took him forever to react. Following distance is pretty much irrelevant if you’re not looking through the windshield.

    Why would you, as we used to say, “step on your dick and then run around bragging about it”? Why do people post film of their own massive fuck-ups?

    • Sensei

      I don’t get it either, but if it helps educate somebody it’s not all useless.

    • Penguin

      Why would you, as we used to say, “step on your dick and then run around bragging about it”?

      Because it means your dick is 2 ½ to 3 ½ feet long?

  44. PieInTheSky

    ‘Wrinkles’ in time experience linked to heartbeat

    https://news.cornell.edu/stories/2023/03/wrinkles-time-experience-linked-heartbeat

    How long is the present? The answer, Cornell researchers suggest in a new study, depends on your heart.

    They found that our momentary perception of time is not continuous but may stretch or shrink with each heartbeat.

    The research builds evidence that the heart is one of the brain’s important timekeepers and plays a fundamental role in our sense of time passing – an idea contemplated since ancient times, said Adam K. Anderson, professor in the Department of Psychology and in the College of Human Ecology (CHE).

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Many years of negligible interest rates, indeed negative real rates, have given rise to bubble-like firms, projects, and I would argue, by extension, business concepts. The latter, which include but are not limited to ESG, seem feasible and arguably essential when the money spigots are open. When interest rates normalize and sobriety re-obtains, cost structures reassert themselves. It’s back to the business of business.

    We can only hope.

    Meanwhile, the ESG “advocates” can see how precarious their position is, and are desperately trying to inoculate themselves from simple straightforward fiduciary math.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Color me skeptical. The optimists all seem to point to ESG as a fad. They completely ignore that most of the people pushing ESG are religious adherents and will react as victims (in the modern culture’s concept of victimhood) when attempts are made to excise ESG. Ready for the die-ins and doxxing and leaks and malicious compliance and protests and riots? They’re coming.

      • R.J.

        Activist stockholders will act against their own interests to punish companies that try to leave. This will happen. Now eventually these morons will run out of money, but it will be ugly first. The public will also lose patience with die-ins and all that. The British public is a good example of people who are tired of that shit. Lots of videos of road and business blocking morons getting man handled by random citizens.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        What cannot last forever, will not last forever.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Truth. However, fads tend to evaporate quickly, in weeks or months rather than years. Movements tend to entrench themselves and still have impact decades or centuries after they die.

        ESG is a movement, not a fad.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I think it’s a grift and the commitment to it at the executive level will last as long as the economy allows.

    • AlexinCT

      I thought this was gonna be another “Why do dogs lick their balls?” equivocation…

    • Not Adahn

      When Glock’s attempt at being a clothing brand went under, I picked up some “stalking boots” for stupidly cheap. They were recommended for ibex hunting.

  46. Lackadaisical

    “93% of boys ages 13 to 25 in the US have YouTube accounts and 62% are on TikTok.”

    I know the left loves to infantilize but a 25 year old ‘boy’?

    • Not Adahn

      If you’re too young to understand that murder is wrong, that makes you a child obvs.

    • Rat on a train

      still on parents’ insurance

  47. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    24 hours of live scambaiting

    https://twitch.tv/scammerpayback

    (cue standard & very original euphemism comments)

    • Q Continuum

      Is that when someone self-pleasures while thinking about Nigerian princes?

    • slumbrew

      Mothers, however, weren’t as impressed with Davis’ skills.

      “Reasons why I have cameras in my house,” snapped an unamused mama.

      “The amount of ‘dads’ on here saying she can watch their kids — apparently, ‘dads’ don’t care who’s around their kids as long as it benefits them,” another scolded.

      But the parade of “uncles” they bring around is perfectly fine.

    • AlexinCT

      Bitches be pissed that their man can get some trim on the side from the sitter and won’t be as easy for them to control is mentioned in the article…

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Stop, she’s more wholesome than that. Looks like she is only banging the single dads.

    • Sean

      The app is called ‘WhoreDash’

      *snicker*

    • slumbrew

      “Hell yeah can stay for dinner, but my kids have moved out though,” penned another intrigued papa.

      😁

  48. Tres Cool

    I’ve lost 2 USB-A to C connectors. I’m kinda drunk, so I don’t feel a prayer to St. Anthony right now would be heard. He may think I’m looking for car keys.
    Help.

    • R.J.

      Look underneath your laptop. Or crushed on the floor beneath your rolling chair.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Just search where the light is best. 🍻

  49. Mojeaux

    Welp. I passed. Not well or with any grace whatsoever, but I passed.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Congrats!!!

    • Sean

      “What do you call a doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class?” 🙂

      Congrats. We all knew you would.

    • Penguin

      The money’s the same, right? Congratulations, Mojeaux!

    • slumbrew

      W00t! Congrats! Nobody’s gonna care what your score was, just that you passed.

    • Rat on a train

      You exceeded standards as my platoon sergeant would say.

    • Sensei

      Nice!

    • R.J.

      Yay! Passing is passing. Congrats!

    • juris imprudent

      Knew you would! Congrats – onward and upward.

    • Count Potato

      Congrats!

    • UnCivilServant

      I didn’t have any doubt.

    • Tundra

      Congrats, Mo!

    • AlexinCT

      Grats Mojeaux!

    • Gender Traitor

      That makes today an Official Frabjous Day nonetheless! 😃

    • Shirley Knott

      Good on ya! Onwards and upwards.

    • Nephilium

      Good job Mojeaux.

    • R.J.

      Good thing she didn’t have a larger pet, like a dog. That could have taken all day.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        If she had eaten a feline, it would have been a cat-ass-trophy for her.

      • R.J.

        You could say it’s a dog eat dog world.

      • juris imprudent

        Was the bitch set up?

    • wdalasio

      I don’t think there should be legal consequences. But, it wouldn’t bother me at all if the goading onlookers were named and shamed. Yes, the decision was hers. But, encouraging people to do terrible things is awful.

    • AlexinCT

      Got big fat balls but is not well hung, so he’ll spend his life fucking with his tongue….

  50. Muzzled Woodchipper

    And that’s it for sports.

    Unless there’s also the largest international baseball tournament in the world that started in Taiwan last night with The Kingdom Of The Netherlands defeating Cuba 4-2, and Panama thrashing Chinese Taipei 12-5.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Voluntary co-operation

    Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has agreed to testify in a U.S. Senate hearing about the coffee chain’s alleged union busting after pressure from Sen. Bernie Sanders.

    The Senate’s Health, Education, Labor and Pensions, or HELP, Committee was scheduled to vote Wednesday morning on whether to subpoena Schultz, who previously declined a request to appear. Sanders, a democratic socialist who represents Vermont, serves as chair of the committee.

    Schultz is now scheduled to appear at a March 29 hearing.

    “Through the agreement reached today, our testimony will seek to foster a better understanding of our partner-first culture and priorities, including our industry leading benefit offerings and our long-standing commitment to support the shared success of all partners,” Starbucks said in a statement.

    “Shall I bring my own dunce cap, or will the committee provide one?”

    • Sensei

      Mr. Schultz has been a full supporter of Team Blue, so I expect he will be treated relatively well.

      Funny thing about these people is that the problem is always “other people”.

    • Penguin

      So they’ll start charging more for their mediocre coffee? Sanders has allegedly been sentient for ~80 years, and still hasn’t figured out that the fact a business exists doesn’t mean they’re diving into piles of gold, a la Scrooge McDuck.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      SFW, in case you are nervous.

    • Sean

      Heh.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Since Schultz returned to the helm of the company in April last year, Starbucks has taken a more aggressive approach in its opposition to the union push. The union has filed more than 500 charges of unfair labor practices with the NLRB, including allegations of retaliatory firings and store closures. The company also raised wages and improved benefits for non-union workers.

    That’s not going to get you a good ESG score. If I didn’t think the whole business model is unsustainable, I might buy some shares.

    They treat employees not covered by ongoing union contract negotiations differently, because they can. And, of course, if there are complaints, we should probably assume them to be true… CNBC “business journalist”.

    • R C Dean

      “The company also raised wages and improved benefits for non-union workers.”

      The horror.

      Here’s the deal – union wages are set by multi-year contracts. Better – companies freeze union member’s wages when a location is organized, pending the final union contract. Here in Tucson, a couple of hospitals got unionized. While other hospitals were passing out raises and various overtime bonuses, the nurses at those hospitals were stuck. And it usually takes a couple years for the first contract to get done. So there was a stretch when the union nurses were the lowest paid in town. And it could well happen again.

  53. Sensei

    Another interesting advantage to Tesla’s proprietary chargers. Less finger pointing when something goes bang.

    Charging Station Goes Boom, EV Won’t Work: What Happens Next

    You most certainly can have the vehicle’s safety systems trip when the fault is with the charger. Good luck proving that, however.

    • Michael Malaise

      Steve Jobs was adamant about closed systems because he didn’t want shit third party stuff to ruin the experience. He’s right for that reason, but closed systems do have their downside.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        God bless Steve Jobs and his insistence on that.