378 Comments

  1. juris imprudent

    Libertarian party just doesn’t get how to raise awareness of libertarian ideals.

    • UnCivilServant

      What I’ve managed to glean about that is that there is no agreement on what those ideals are, just endless argument.

      • Not Adahn

        You would not believe how difficult it is to determine catering for the convention.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m sure we can all agree on marijuana brownies at least.

      • DEG

        No.

        Marijuana cookies.

      • Chafed

        Spot on

    • R.J.

      Tiger King: No
      Naked fat dancing guy at convention: Yes

      Not a formula for success.

      • Sean

        It could work, you just need to have faith.

      • Nephilium

        “Have you accepted government as your lord and savior?”

        –Leopold “Butters” Scotch

      • The Last American Hero

        I like the Make America Exotic slogan.

  2. Not Adahn

    “Yes, I know I am in Federal Prison and you might think this is a joke but it’s not. It is my Constitutional right to do this even from here.”
    “So put aside that I am gay, that I am in prison for now, that I used drugs in the past, that I had more than one boyfriend at once, and that Carole hates my guts, this all has not a thing to do with me being able to be your voice.”

    First of all, if he were serious, he’d be leaning into his Moldanado name and going for the Historic First Gay Latinx LGOTQ POC Presedente EVER Si se Puede!

    Second, his obsession with Carol makes me not vote for him, because while I wouldn’t mind a narcissist prexy too busy sampling seized DEA evidence and banging pages to move the machinery of government forward, one that would primarily used his position to hurt people he doesn’t like is just bog-standard politico.

    • Negroni Please

      Totally. THAT is why I wouldn’t vote for him…

      • Not Adahn

        I’m not a single issue voter, but I am a “disagree with me on any of the following and I won’t vote for you” voter.

    • rhywun

      That is where he’s correct– felons can legally run for political office.

      Something for the OMB crowd to keep in mind.

      • Raven Nation

        +1 Eugene Debs

      • Rat on a train

        but not insurrectionists!

      • DEG

        Lyndon LaRouche says hi.

    • rhywun

      I steadfastly remained ignorant of this person until reading about him in wikipedia just now.

      Holy cow what a clusterfuck.

      • Not Adahn

        …how?

        Honestly though, I knew/worked for a cult leader like that, though he collected misfits and social discards from renfairs and mystics instead of bus stations.

      • rhywun

        I mean, I was vaguely aware of who he was and what he did but I never watched or read anything about him on purpose. I put him on the same level as other celebrities I have no interest in, like the Kardashians or something.

      • Not Adahn

        Tiger King is a very truthful window into certain subcultures and cult group dynamics. Or if you’re more into that, it’s a human freak show a la Jerry Springer.

      • juris imprudent

        Human freakery is fine, as long as you don’t try to rub my nose in it. Go be freaky, just leave me out of it. Freaks used to be happy with that, now they want everyone’s approval/afffection.

      • Not Adahn

        I don’t believe that Joe wants to rub your nose in it.

        What he wants is to maintain his leadership so he needs to maintain his mystique. In the beforetimes you could get away with just telling people small pieces of stories (in my case, the guy had a backstory about how he learned the secrets of bladesmithing in various countries, “discovered” things that his masters weren’t willing to tell him, etc). He’d also give small anecdotes about how he was part of the MY Met Ballet company, worked with or adjacent to the CIA, all sorts of things. Then you let the rumor mills spread them. A common technique is to invent accomplishments (researching the article on practical shooting, I found a guy who claimed to have all sorts of fast-draw records that either didn’t exist or were purely a product of his own organization. Frank Dux did the same thing — see all of his “achievements” listed in Bloodsport)

        And if you could get yourself into a newspaper, definitely cut out the article (or at least the part of it that made you look good) and hang it in the shop.

        But now, you’ve GOT to get on the internet so your adherents can “independently” verify your stories. The whole “invent a world record” thing can be useful here if one of your disciples has access to youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeW4aG_b7r4 (to be fair: Bruce is not the cult leader The guy who made the sword is).

        Reality TV was Joe’s way of proving to his guys that he was the real deal.

      • pistoffnick

        The MOST sane person on that show was the lady who got her hand bit off and came back to work the next day.

      • Not Adahn

        Dude. Xey are a dude.

      • Chafed

        Honey Boo Boo would like a word with you.

      • rhywun

        Oh god I watched that train-wreck a couple times.

      • R C Dean

        I’m with rhy – vaguely aware of some kind of of freakshow that made it to TV and then blew up somehow. And that’s it. I don’t try to keep up with every freakshow that made it to TV and then blew up somehow.

  3. Negroni Please

    Look, just because every other libertarian is a heretic doesn’t mean we can’t all agree to just raise awareness of MY values.

  4. Not Adahn

    I can’t tell you how many people here say comparing the effectiveness of expenditures of NY and TX/FL just isn’t fair because NY has winter.

    • Sean

      Not for much longer.

      “C’mon global warming!”

      • Fourscore

        Looks sadly at 5 inches of fresh snow, curses, pours another cup of coffee and doesn’t wait for Climate Change to fix things…

        /Tired of Winter

      • pistoffnick

        /Tired of Winter

        Me too, brother.

      • DEG

        Me three.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Why did I move home again?

    • Nephilium

      What about comparing NY to OH? The current complaint about our state government is that the RADICAL REPBULICANZ want to eliminate the individual income tax.

      • Swiss Servator

        *looks at Illinois, cries*

      • Michael Malaise

        Ohio is also killing transfolk but the dump truck full.

      • Nephilium

        We’re also being killed by trainsfolk by the boxcar full.

      • DEG

        The current complaint about our state government is that the RADICAL REPBULICANZ want to eliminate the individual income tax.

        DO IT

    • UnCivilServant

      We didn’t have a winter this year, or last. Fall just melted into spring.

    • WTF

      Yeah, Florida has hurricanes. And exactly what percentage of the massive spending in NY is devoted solely to winter?

      • Not Adahn

        Well, see, the freeze-thaw cycle tears up the roadz. And then you need to pay for snowplows, which also tear up the roadz. And without taxes, there would be no roadz!

      • Nephilium

        /just saw the idiotic city workers patching potholes this week, just before several days of rain and freezing cold

    • rhywun

      Yeah… I think the massive difference in education spending more than makes up for “winter”.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, you pay off the teachers’ union which then pays off the dem pols.

      • Nephilium

        It’s because all the Floridians just use NY to give their children top notch educations before retiring to Florida.

      • Not Adahn

        True. I [linked to it yesterday, but the pass rate at NY schools is skyrocketing!

      • UnCivilServant

        As a victim of New York schools, I can tell you that none of those graduates know a damn thing.

      • Nephilium

        But they know where their diplomas are!

        /just got asked for a background check for a copy of my high school diploma/transcripts

      • UnCivilServant

        What sort of background check asked for that? I didn’t have to supply those for my state background check. They mostly wanted to know past employers… which for their time frame was entirely the state becuase they didn’t do my background check until 14 years into my career.

      • Not Adahn

        I needed to include a scan of my uni diploma for this job. Never had to at previous ones. Still haven’t bothered correctly reframing it.

      • UnCivilServant

        I can find that one. It’s off-kilter in a dusty frame on the laundry room wall between the bathroom and the back room.

      • Nephilium

        UCS:

        The one for the new job. I explained that as I graduated close to 30 years ago, I don’t have any copies of either, but they were more than welcome to reach out to the school to ask for them. I think I would be more concerned about the person who knows where their HS diploma is 30 years later, because it’s right next to the garter from the girl they took to prom, and some game ball. 🙂

      • Gustave Lytton

        I had to supply a copy of my hs diploma for my electrical license.

      • Not Adahn

        Listen,

        Rich and successful people overwhelmingly go to college.

        In order to go to college you need to graduate high school

        In order to graduate high school you need to be proficient in math and reading.

        Therefore, if we declare them proficient in math and reading, they will graduate high school, go to college, and be rich and successful!

        Don’t you even logic?

      • Fourscore

        This guy gets it. Hire him and we can get a government contract printing diplomas.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I need to find mine, but I tested out, not a Ged, and it was 43 years ago. Why would anyone care at my age?

      • Not Adahn

        Listen bub. Best practices require that boxes be checked and records kept. Best. Practices.

      • Spartacus

        Some years back, our school board very nearly passed a resolution to require *all* high school students to take at least one AP course. Why? Because one of them had read somewhere that students who take AP courses go on to college at a higher rate than those who don’t.

        True story.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      NH was first on the list. It must not snow there.

  5. Rebel Scum

    Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., rebuked George Soros-funded Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg for “disgusting abuse of power.”

    Instead of indicting former President Donald Trump, Bragg should be held accountable and “put in jail,” Paul tweeted Tuesday.

    ZOMG weaponization of the government! ///TheLeft

  6. Rat on a train

    Following an emergency announcement on Sunday evening, the Federal Reserve loaned the Swiss National Bank (SNB) $101 million through its dollar swap facility.

    On Monday, Switzerland tapped the Fed for a centi-million-dollar loan and agreed to repay it in precisely one week.

    I hate the misuse of metric prefixes.

    • Not Adahn

      $0.1G? They even bother reporting that?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The real issue here is that the SNB invalidated the Credit Suisse AT1 bonds ($17B) which would have given their holders a controlling stake in UBS after assuming the assets. The AT1 bondholders are pissed.

      The way those bonds are structured it sure looks like they were designed to give the holders control of all the European banks in a crisis, but the SNB just pissed all over that. One wonders how many of those bonds Soros holds.

      $100M is nothing in these deals so if they’re making a big stink about it, it’s not their actual complaint.

    • WTF

      What the fuck is the Fed doing bailing out a foreign bank? It’s bad enough they do it with US banks.

      • juris imprudent

        And it’s a damn good thing that money went overseas – or would you really like to be paying $100 for a dozen eggs?

      • Fourscore

        On sale at a $125 Dollar Store.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It was intended to go overseas. The Fed was bailing out foreign banks more than ours.

        There’s a special place in Hell for Bernanke and his ilk. I like to think he will be suffocating in a never-ending shower of money being dropped from helicopters.

      • R C Dean

        Well, when you are running the reserve currency, you pretty much have to make sure there are adequate stocks of it overseas. There’s a reason no currency has maintained that status for more than 80 – 100 years. Reserve currencies are leverage, and like all leverage, they are great until you run out of road. And you will run out of road.

  7. Rebel Scum

    According to the American Society of Health-System Pharmacists, shortages of critical drugs are “the worst they’ve been in a decade” due to “[quality control issues, selected plant closures and other manufacturing woes” that have seen oncology drugs “hit particularly hard in recent months,” Axios reported Tuesday.

    Our deliberate dive into third world status continues apace.

    • Negroni Please

      Where I live there has been a massive shortage of ADHD drugs. It has been kind of interesting to see which kids actually needed them to function and which kids were clearly diagnosed in order to give them a competitive advantage. Shockingly it appears the latter significantly outnumber the former

      • Ted S.

        What about the kids who were diagnosed simply to drug them into submission?

      • Pine_Tree

        The “competitive advantage” thing is new to me. What’s that all about?

      • Rat on a train

        IEP accommodations for children with “disabilities”?

      • Michael Malaise

        My daughter is on an IEP. She doesn’t take meds but does get extra time on assignments and other accommodations. She’s a solid B student who struggled mightily from 3rd-7th grades. She’s now a sophomore.

      • Michael Malaise

        I’ll add our (mostly) national approach to education is pretty stupid. Assuming everyone learns the same way is plain idiotic.

      • The Last American Hero

        There is no other endeavor that we educate like the public schools. If you wanted to learn to swim, or play guitar, or build furniture, you would find a teacher/school that fit your budget and whose qualifications and teaching styles fit the student.

        But with K-12 and even college, we use an assembly line.

      • R.J.

        Mine as well. Slowly pulling back the services so she can be free and competitive.

      • Rat on a train

        My son has an IEP with periodic reviews that have slowly removed accommodations. My wife worked special education for over 10 years which is longer than average. The stress of regulations and sadness of the kids who don’t improve takes a toll.

      • Negroni Please

        Those drugs are PEDs first of all. Second, an official diagnosis usually comes with a massive host of direct advantages in school like 1.5x or 2x time on assessments among others. Then there are the incentives it creates. If a teacher can get in legal trouble for insufficiently suppirting the special needs kid then they are incredibly likely to just give the kid free A’s to avoid litigation.

        Now you’ve got a kid who graduates with a 4.0 and crushed their SATs etc thanks to getting special time rules. Now they get into better colleges where all of those accommodations follow them and they get advantages in college

        and none of that is required to be disclosed to future employers…

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Oh bullshit

      • Pine_Tree

        Hmm. Thanks. My circle is basically all homeschool-types and has been for 20+ years and I’ve never heard of any of that.

      • Michael Malaise

        “Now you’ve got a kid who graduates with a 4.0 and crushed their SATs etc thanks to getting special time rules.”

        A kid, maybe. But not all of them.

      • Michael Malaise

        3rd Grade Teacher: Your daughter is disruptive in class, is stubborn about doing her work, has ADHD, and needs to be medicated!

        Pediatrician: Pffft. Idiot teacher. Your daughter has learning disabilities.

      • Fourscore

        My daughter was in the other direction, quiet, shy, introverted. I was happy the day she came home and had to do some homework for talking in class. It was a positive sign.

        I was surprised that her kids learned to talk. She and her ex husband never shut up for a second.

  8. Rebel Scum

    US Taxpayers Could Be on the Hook for Credit Suisse Bailout, Expert Warns

    Might as well bail out the entire world.

  9. Rebel Scum

    “Behind the scenes, insurers are using unregulated predictive algorithms, under the guise of scientific rigor, to pinpoint the precise moment when they can plausibly cut off payment for an elderly patient’s treatment,” STAT reported.

    “The denials that follow are setting off heated disputes between doctors and insurers, often delaying treatment of seriously ill patients who are neither aware of the algorithms nor able to question their calculations,” it added.

    Government healthcare at its finest, I suppose. Remember, “There are no death panels.”

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s not a Death Panel, there are no humans involved, it’s a termination algorithm.

      • Negroni Please

        Disposition Matrix

  10. Rebel Scum

    Libertarian Party Chairwoman Tells ‘Tiger King’ Joe Exotic to Get Lost After Celeb Announces Bid for President

    Someone is awfully catty.

    • juris imprudent

      The Libertarian Party does have a striking resemblance to a herd of cats.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Just can’t change their stripes.

      • Bob Boberson

        Hard to get most of them to toe the lion

      • juris imprudent

        Will Swiss give this thread a vertically narrowed gaze?

      • Bob Boberson

        I’m sure he’s ready to POUNCE

  11. Negroni Please

    Utah has a new flag. Now it’s a beehive. Ohhhkayy.

    Why? Why would anyone care enough about such a pointless symbol to go to enough trouble to change it.

    • Sean

      Big Flag lobbying groups?

      I dunno.

    • Negroni Please

      Apparently Utah changes their flag constantly. Wtf? Is this entertainment for Mormons?

      • Not Adahn

        Educational coloring books!

      • R C Dean

        From wiki:

        In recent years the flag has come under growing criticism. Longstanding design concerns about the illegibility of the flag[3] have been joined by concerns that the image depicted by the seal offers a revisionist view of Minnesota’s settlement by Europeans that conceals the violence committed against indigenous peoples.[4]

        Well, it is illegible from much of a distance. Which makes it hard to criticize any depiction on it, because you can’t really tell WTF its supposed to be.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Lest one think this is new phenomenon

        At a 1905 unveiling of a statue of Sacajawea Mayor Lane declared that violence between native and white populations had always been the result of “white people ill-treating the Indians who had befriended them.”[15]

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Lane

      • Michael Malaise

        The guy who wrote the “horrible” Uncle Remus stories also wrote this. “education of the negro is not the chief solution of the problem that confronts the white people of the South then there is no other conceivable solution and there is nothing ahead but political chaos and demoralization.”

      • Michael Malaise

        Fuck the Star Trib. Except for James Lileks.

    • Gustave Lytton

      What a fugly flag. Looks like a children’s contest winner. Or a team logo.

      • The Hyperbole

        De gustibus and all that, but from a design stand point it’s pretty solid. Simple, not too many colors, easily recognizable and reproducible. The beehive is a bit silly but if that was just a generic shape their would be nothing wrong with that flag.

    • Grummun

      To keep the people at Statele on their toes?

  12. juris imprudent

    I guess in this moral calculus, Saddam was actually worse than Trump.

    Readers will want to know whether, knowing what I know now, I would still have supported the decision to invade. Not for the reasons given at the time. Not in the way we did it. But on the baseline question of whether Iraq, the Middle East and the world are better off for having gotten rid of a dangerous tyrant, my answer remains yes.

    • WTF

      But on the baseline question of whether Iraq, the Middle East and the world are better off …

      Wrong question. The relevant question is whether America is better off for having gotten involved in a massive Middle Eastern clusterfuck.

      • juris imprudent

        Still the wrong question – what is the Constitutional authority for the U.S. govt to decide which foreign govts are allowed to exist?

      • WTF

        Even better question.

      • juris imprudent

        I mean, that’s just the technical question – it doesn’t begin to get at the moral one.

      • Rebel Scum

        It’s written somewhere on the back in invisible ink that reacts to citrus and heat. It’s known as the FYTW clause.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Finally, there is the argument that George W. Bush and his administration lied about the intelligence. I think they sincerely believed the (mis)judgments of the C.I.A., which, as the bipartisan Robb-Silberman report concluded, sincerely believed in them itself. “The intelligence community was dead wrong in almost all of its prewar judgments about Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction,” the report noted. But it “was what they believed.” The consequences of this confusion are dangerous.

      As I understand it, Cheney went to the CIA and demanded a report on WMDs that met his needs. It was an absolutely intentional lie.

      • The Other Kevin

        That’s terrible. Good thing our government no longer does such things.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I’ve never heard of that. He did visit the CIA multiple times, and some analysts later said they felt pressured by his visits, though others said they didn’t. Most of the problem was that there was very little new data, so it was mostly guesswork based on what they had been doing (or trying to do) in the past.

    • Fourscore

      I couldn’t find the author. Who wrote this crap?

      My great nephew is 100% disabled, thanks to GWB .He would not agree with the author nor would those that didn’t return.

      • juris imprudent

        NYT pet conservative Bret Stephens.

      • Bob Boberson

        And he can fuck right off

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        *googles*

        It’s Bret Stephens, of course. The NYT house conservative, guaranteed to be pro-war at all times.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Critics of the war now make the point that the intelligence fiasco wrecked America’s credibility. It’s true. But no less damaging was the never-ending “Bush lied” charge that, 10 years later, morphed into the “Obama lied” charge when it came to Bashar al-Assad’s use of chemical weapons in Syria or the suggestion that President Biden is lying about last year’s sabotage of the Nordstream pipeline. One conspiracy theory tends to beget another, in ways that are destructive to all sides.

      CONSPIRACY!

      Let’s make it simple. Bush lied, Obama lied. Biden lied. Trump probably lied about something too but at least it wasn’t lies intended to expand our never-ending wars.

      This idiot sounds as bad as the Rutgers professor who wants amnesty for the COVID tyrants.

    • Michael Malaise

      I love op-eds without bylines.

  13. Not Adahn

    Don’t like crime? City life just isn’t for you you pathetic little whiner.

    • juris imprudent

      San Francisco deserves what it is getting. I hope it gets a thousand times worse.

      • Michael Malaise

        I can’t wait until the pop the reparations cherry.

      • R C Dean

        When these lunatic leftist states and cities go bankrupt, there will be a federal bailout. So it won’t just be the reparations cherry getting popped.

      • Michael Malaise

        I get it, but I’m in a Joker mood today.

      • juris imprudent

        “Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!”

    • Fourscore

      It only proves that 46% of the voters are criminals and want things to continue on as they are.

  14. Rebel Scum

    *grabs popcorn*

    Donald Trump will likely be indicted on Wednesday but won’t appear before a judge in New York until next week, DailyMail.com has learned.

    ‘There will be no arraignment this week,’ a source familiar with the proceedings told DailyMail.com exclusively on Tuesday.

    The former president, who is currently in Florida, is expected to be formally charged tomorrow, after which the Manhattan District Attorney’s office will reach out to Trump and his Secret Service detail to make arrangements for his surrender, according to the insider.

    Indicted!

    • WTF

      As RS noted, our deliberate dive into third world status continues apace.

  15. Sean

    Daily Quordle 422
    8️⃣6️⃣
    4️⃣7️⃣
    m-w.com/games/quordle

    Blossom Puzzle, March 22
    Letters: A E N V R S T
    My score: 268 points
    My longest word: 11 letters
    💐 💮 🌼 🌷 🌺 🌹 🌻 🌸 🏵 💐 💮

    Play Blossom:
    https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

    • rhywun

      Fucked up on TR. Stick a fork in me.

      Daily Quordle 422
      6️⃣9️⃣
      4️⃣5️⃣

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 422
      7️⃣8️⃣
      4️⃣5️⃣

      I blame climate change.

    • Cowboy

      Daily Quordle 422
      4️⃣6️⃣
      7️⃣8️⃣
      m-w.com/games/quordle

      Oh boy.

    • Michael Malaise

      262 points but I didn’t realize you could use letters more than once until my 3rd word!

  16. Gender Traitor

    Moderna needs MORE money? Have they been invaded by Russia?

    • The Other Kevin

      They’re just trying to keep up with Pfizer’s profits.

    • Grummun

      They need to bail out Moderna to keep the kickbacks and bribes flowing.

  17. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Good morning. I’m-a take a little break for a week or so. Things are a little weird & creepy around here.

    I’ll be back.

    • Sean

      *waves*

      We’ll be here. 🙂

    • Nephilium

      Enjoy your break, and hope to still see you dropping in on weekends (you know, those times I’m around).

    • Negroni Please

      Wait. Things are always weird and creepy around here….

      • Fourscore

        I thought that was the norm

      • slumbrew

        It is SF Wednesday, after all.

        You’ll be missed, KK (and thank you for the DD articles) – enjoy the new doggo.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Quick note before I jump off – thank you all so much for actually reading the article and listening to the songs on my article. I really loved the discussion about “None of the Above” before things got bizarre.

      • Gender Traitor

        So sorry you feel the need to step away. Cuddle your puppy and come back soon! 🙂

      • Tres Cool

        What? I said Ill put my pants on….

    • Not Adahn

      *kicks pebble*

    • Ownbestenemy

      *checks last night post* Oh….have a good break KK!

    • DEG

      Enjoy your break.

    • Ted S.

      By “here”, do you mean Glibertarians, or meatspace?

  18. Rebel Scum

    Heh.

    TRUMP INDICTMENT:

    FAT ALVIN BRAGG – SOFT ON CRIME, TOUGH ON TWINKIES!

    • Drake

      “Clown world” has become my mantra that keeps running through my mind while watching the news.

    • Tres Cool
  19. juris imprudent

    Mendacious cunte.

    Organizations like ours help eligible Americans of all stripes participate in our great democracy.

    Our work focuses on the New American Majority

    Well, which is it sonny – helping ALL Americans participate (and no doubt some voting for the other side)? Or building a governing coalition? Don’t bother answering, we already know.

    • rhywun

      I know I said it last time but this time I mean it. I will never vote again so long as no-questions-asked mail in votes still exists.

      • R C Dean

        #metoo. The only thing my vote does is generate the creation of an offsetting ballot in Maricopa County.

    • WTF

      SF’d the Hell out that link.
      Here

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      If I had a nickel for every time…

    • slumbrew

      You expect me to talk, Nickelfinger?!

      • UnCivilServant

        No, Mister Brew, I expect you to Dine.

      • Rat on a train

        It better be someplace cheap. I only have $0.10.

    • Rat on a train

      Nickelous Nickelfinger

    • R C Dean

      Nickel, please . . . .

      • Nephilium

        That just reminded me. On St. Patrick’s Day, the group I was with were at Great Lakes Brewing at their downstairs bar. They had (for the holiday) the Leprechaun movies on the TV with closed captioning on (from Sci-Fi channel IIRC), the second one (In the Hood) was playing. They decided to bowdlerize a certain word that is now a cancelling word, so you had dialog such as:

        “Did you just call me a ninja?”
        “Ninja please.”
        “What’s up my ninjas?”

      • Tres Cool

        I have a t-shirt that says “Strictly For My Ninjas”

        If you’re not familiar with ‘Pac, then I cant help you

      • Count Potato

        OFFS!!!

      • Nephilium

        Be chill my nagger.

      • rhywun

        There is all kinds of censoring going on these days. Mostly what Ebert called “crap gap”.

        Like the word “bitch” is verboten on some channels now.

        Sometimes I catch gaps where there’s obvious reason for it and wonder, “WTF did they just censor?”

      • rhywun

        …”no” obvious reason…

    • juris imprudent

      At least they weren’t wooden.

    • KSuellington

      Now JP wants its nickelback.

  20. The Hyperbole

    Final Notice: I will be putting together the ‘What Are We Reading’ post this evenings – If you’d like to participate send your book reviews/reports to HeyBuddyStopDoingThat@protonmail.com some time before 8pm.

    • R.J.

      I dropped a load in your inbox. BOOM!

      • slumbrew

        R.J. from the upper deck

      • juris imprudent

        +1 Brewster McCloud

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      They’re trying to incite a reason to crack down harder. Things are unraveling for the Biden administration.

      • R C Dean

        Ding, ding. They are desperately hoping for another “riot” when he is arrested. And because Trump is a fool, he is helping them by calling for protests.

        Why anyone would protest for Trump after his shameful treatment of his loyalists now rotting in jail, I have no clue.

      • juris imprudent

        No one ever went broke underestimating… ?

    • Drake

      All going to a DC kangaroo court.

    • Michael Malaise

      He sure ran out of J6 footage fast.

      • juris imprudent

        Doesn’t even mention it anymore, does he? Wonder what kind of threat produces that effect.

      • R C Dean

        No kidding. McConnell bitched about it after the first day, then no more footage shown. After a few days, not even mentioned as far as I know.

        One more stone in the bucket. McCarthy’s big play fizzled. Should have just posted it all online for autists and defense attorneys to work through. Hell, Elon probably would have helped put together some kind of search/analysis function for it.

    • Fourscore

      Thanks Jimbo.

      Don’t be bringing me any cats, however.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of cults and their leaders… I stumbled across a PBS News Hour asslicker about Foochy last might. Holy shit, what a delusional sanctimonious prig. He is our Savior, and it grieves him deeply to see members of his flock turn away from him just as they need him most. Why do you deny Him, America? Truly, He is a martyr.

    Seeing him dangling upside down from a lamppost cannot happen soon enough.

    • Tres Cool

      I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if all the politicians and talking heads grandstanding about getting their vaccination(s) and showing it on TV weren’t actually getting saline.
      Or for the old fucks, B-12

    • Bob Boberson

      Maybe he and the followers he has left will vaccinate themselves into the next world.

    • slumbrew

      OTH, when you’ve got a business model (litigation finance) that makes regular ambulance-chasers look wholesome…

      • Sensei

        Not specific to this firm, I’m actually OK with with litigation finance in principle.

        It can allow some (usually low income) people who were genuinely wronged get some relief that may not have been able to do so otherwise.

      • slumbrew

        First I’ve really heard of litigation finance & I’m also OK with it in principle. Maybe I’m just cynical but I assume in practice it leads to more shitty lawsuits, like abusive ADA lawsuits.

      • Gustave Lytton

        ADA lawsuits… I hope GWB is currently in a non ADA complaint level of hell.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Or the producers being sued. Would think there’s a tort in there for a non party to the lawsuit controlling and interfering with case outcome.

    • R C Dean

      What a festering stew of conflict of interests that creates. I’m not a fan, at all, of litigation finance schemes. Even when the financier nominally doesn’t have any settlement authority, they are still the source of the law firm’s money and thus become a shadow client with interests that can and will differ from the “real” client.

      • Sensei

        Yup.

      • juris imprudent

        Much like how our health insurance “system” works – warping the incentives of the direct participants.

  22. Stinky Wizzleteats

    I think disallowing Joe Exotic was a good move. We stand zero chance of winning the presidency with a guy like that on the ticket. With a guy like Dave Smith or any of a host of other good Libertarians we could double those chances easy.

    • juris imprudent

      +0 [math checks out]

      • DEG

        Don’t forget to carry the zero.

    • Not Adahn

      *Jethro Bodine math*

    • The Last American Hero

      Look, the Mises Caucus is trying to turn the Libertarian party into something that can have an actual impact. No. Dave Smith won’t be President. He says that himself. But we need people that can go out there and challenge the establishment and get Libertarian Ideas into the public consciousness. And the media won’t be giving any free passes to Team L. So Team D runs a senile old man from his basement and gets at tongue bath. Team L gets nonstop coverage of Aleppo while Biden gets a pass for misremembering how Beau died. See how it works?

      I applaud the effort to shut this bs down quick. We have a small chance to make some noise in the wake of the Lockdowns and now Bank Bailouts and we don’t need idiots like Exotic fucking up the messaging.

      • Tres Cool

        I think there’s a general ennui that they’ve purposely cultivated for decades- gov’t dependence, this is a “temporary tax”, “2 weeks to flatten the curve” that a lot of people now see for the bullshit it has been and is. But like everyone lined-up for the clot shot its a matter of “what else do we do?”

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, thing is, you’ve got more chance reforming either of the major parties than you do making a third party relevant. It isn’t just the parties, it’s the populace.

  23. Rebel Scum

    Fire them all.

    Thousands of workers in the Los Angeles Unified School District, the second largest in the U.S., walked off the job Tuesday over failed contract negotiations, joining teachers and other education staff across the city on a three-day strike.

    Driving the news: The Service Employees International Union, Local 99 (SEIU Local 99), which represents 30,000 school workers across the district that serves over 600,000 students in kindergarten through 12th grade at more than 1,000 schools, says its members are striking to protest “unfair practices.”

    The union United Teachers Los Angeles asked its 35,000 members to go on strike in solidarity.

    • Rat on a train

      “unfair practices”
      Did the district finally drop COVID theater?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      They never strike in the summer time.

    • Gustave Lytton

      That’s McDonalds advertising partner Cardi B.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sucks for him but he’s lucky he ain’t dead.

      • The Gunslinger

        Sometimes dead is better.

    • PieInTheSky

      Does that affect one’s street cred? Will albums sell less?

    • WTF

      Snitches get stitches.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yeah, and the more ridiculously loud the fucking exhaust is the better. I like muscle cars myself but that shit is aggravating.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, some days I ponder whether Britain and their “ASBO’s” got something right. Because that shit is out of control.

    • PieInTheSky

      Eh American cars who cares. European ones are better anyways

      • The Last American Hero

        How would you fit an American into a Fiat?

      • Michael Malaise

        One of my favorite moments in Zurich was watching out the window of the hotel cafe as a young couple took about 17 minutes to put a car seat in the rear seat of their VW Golf (or similar car I can’t quite remember).

        I get it, the entire European infrastructure is on a smaller scale. We have so much f-ing room in the States we don’t know what to do with it.

      • R.J.

        We know what to do. Build big, comfortable cars.

      • Michael Malaise

        Giant refrigerators and 18 wheelers FTW!

    • juris imprudent

      Compensation???

      • Gustave Lytton

        Wait, which stereotypes are being invoked here?

      • Drake

        Demand CA include them in reparations?

    • R.J.

      Dodge may be the first to fall hard. Stellantis went all in on electrification. Ford and GM at least had the commons sense to realize you best keep some gas cars around. I expect the Dodge electro-muscle will fail faster than a lead balloon. Their economics is not good enough to pivot back. Makes me sad, I love Dodge in all it’s brashness. It was skin-suited by morons.

  24. Sensei

    Odds of this being HWY50 in CA?

    Just another day on HWY50

    1. A car of this age actually being alive in the rust belt?
    2. It’s raining – what the heck is that?
    3. Tires only need to be replaced when they get down to the cords in CA, right?
    4. Since it never rains that mean I always go the same speed, right?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Looks like the cammer missed getting touched without changing speed and skating queen might have escaped with just minor damage. Buy lotto tickets all around.

      • slumbrew

        You’re not kidding – all I kept thinking was “speed up!”. Lucky all around.

      • Sensei

        I don’t think the camera driver knew what was happening until after it happened.

      • slumbrew

        I suspect you’re correct.

    • Rat on a train

      Lat Lon puts it outside Sacramento.

    • Drake

      Caprice or Delta 98? May have landed with little or no impact.

      • Michael Malaise

        I think you can read “Caprice Classic” on the rear end when it swerves around.

    • DEG

      Doesn’t California have front plates? I don’t see any front plates on the cars in the video.

      • Sensei

        Yes, but CA car culture means low compliance is the norm.

      • Drake

        When I lived there, half the cars in the neighborhood had out-of-state plates for the obvious reasons.

      • DEG

        Heh.

        Or folks driving in from out-of-state. Which reminds me, when I was roadtripping across the country for FreedomFest 2022, when I drove from NV into AZ, I saw an SUV with MA plates. My first thoughts were, “Oh shit, there goes the neighborhood.”

  25. The Late P Brooks

    What we need is more indecipherable convoluted law governing political campaigns and the financing thereof.

  26. Count Potato

    “‘You cannot stop me’: Democrat has used filibuster to BLOCK virtually all political business in Nebraska for weeks over Republican bill to ban gender surgery for underage kids – as she likens it to GENOCIDE and vows to keep going”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11888787/Democrat-used-filibuster-BLOCK-virtually-political-business-Nebraska-trans-bill.html

    “‘INHUMANE science experiments’: Missouri’s top lawyer slams emergency curbs on trans operations for kids – as ‘skyrocketing’ numbers seek gender swaps”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11885751/Missouris-lawyer-slaps-emergency-curbs-INHUMANE-science-experiments-trans-clinics.html

    The duality of man.

    • PieInTheSky

      I have an idea: the minimum age for trans surgery should be “age of consent plus 3 years”

      • UnCivilServant

        No. It should be a felony to mutilite people like that, plus a loss of any medical credentialling.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Don’t care if adults want to do it as long as I don’t have to foot the bill, professional ethics considerations notwithstanding. Kids transitioning is a hard no for me though no matter what the circumstances.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        All well and good but if you work those peoples’ preferences into it that works out to around 6.

      • PieInTheSky

        I realized that a bit late

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      ‘I have nothing, nothing but time,’ she declared at one point. ‘And I am going to use all of it.

      ‘If people think that they are going to wear me down, if yesterday didn’t show you that you cannot wear me down – you cannot wear me down.

      ‘I literally left the floor yesterday, went up to my office, and laid down on the floor.

      ‘I laid down on the floor, a hard floor, and took a 20 minute nap before going to committee hearings. You cannot stop me. I will not be stopped.’

      She continued: ‘So. If LB574 gets an early floor debate, and moves forward, it will be very painful for this body.’

      TLDR: “I’m nucking futs and I’m going to demonstrate it to you.”

      • Bob Boberson

        Imagine your calling in life being sliced up peoples tenders

      • R C Dean

        What kind of filibuster rule do they have if the person filibustering can leave the chamber, go to committee hearings, etc. and the filibuster is still blocking the bill?

    • Rebel Scum

      Wanting to mutilate children is a strange hill to die on.

      • PieInTheSky

        it is not the final goal but it is an important step. If you can get people to agree sex is not really biological and chan be switched you go far.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        It’s what her constituents want her to do.

    • Gustave Lytton

      used filibuster to BLOCK virtually all political business in Nebraska for weeks

      We should all be so lucky.

    • rhywun

      she likens it to GENOCIDE

      They claim to believe that the hormones and the chop-chop are necessary to “prevent suicide” when the reality is nothing of the sort. The vast majority of the current wave of faddish “transgenders” have additional mental issues that are driving any suicidal ideation.

      In other words, they are ignorant of the issues they are voting on. (Surprise!)

  27. Count Potato

    “Police have refused to move a homeless man living in a tent outside a woman’s home in Portland, Oregon, despite him repeatedly threatening to torch her house, she claims.

    Vivica Elliot approached the man to voice concerns about how close his tent was to her home – at which point he supposedly yelled at her: ‘I’m gonna burn your house down’ four times.

    The woman told KPTV police said that, despite the alleged threat, police could not arrest him or force him to move his tent – provided by an Antifa group – because no crime had been committed.

    According to Elliot, the tent had been supplied by People’s Housing Project LLC, an organization that gives tents to unhoused individuals which is reportedly run by several ‘self proclaimed communists.’

    In a statement, People’s Housing Project representatives said they are ‘aware that not everyone supports efforts to provide services to houseless folks.’

    An investigation by one outlet revealed that the organization has been accused of being a ‘fake charity scam’ and that at least one member of the group was arrested during an Antifa protest in October 2020…..

    ‘The greatest fear of the right wing: a Judeo-Bolshevik conspiracy against whiteness and capitalism,’ Kim wrote in an October 2021 Instagram post.

    Kim also used the hashtags ‘culturalmarxism’ and ‘revolution.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11888581/Oregon-woman-says-homeless-man-threatened-burn-home-asked-tent.html

    • Gustave Lytton

      Not to worry. There are real nonprofits, government agencies, and quangos all handing out tents and other services to enable the bums.

    • The Last American Hero

      Antifa is just an idea.

    • Michael Malaise

      “no crime had been committed.”

      Uh, terroristic threat is not a crime?

      • Sensei

        My first thought too, but hey Oregon…

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      She said that, while well intentioned, the group does not fully recognize the extent of its actions.

      ‘I think it is misguided. I don’t think they see really what they’re doing to the neighborhoods and to the people that live here,’ Elliott said.

      They know exactly what they’re doing.

      There are many ways to handle it. None of them pleasant, but quite a few are effective.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Hwy 50 clp:

    Does your Tesla stab the throttle when it sees that coming?

  29. Michael Malaise

    STONE ROSES from the dead thread: I worked with a guy who had a good friend who was on vacation in London. He was walking through the Covent Garden area early one morning and bumped into Ian Brown on the street and they had a brief convo. Brown told him he was on his way to the press conference to announce the Roses getting back together, so my friend’s friend knew they were going to reunite before a lot of the world.

    • The Other Kevin

      Damn I missed that conversation. I still listen to them often. One of my favorites, and that guitarist is seriously underrated.

  30. PieInTheSky

    NORMAL
    Customer: how much?
    Server: $175
    Customer: here’s $175
    Server: thanks

    WEIRD COUNTRY
    Customer: how much?
    Server: $175
    Customer: here’s $175
    Server: uh you forgot to calculate an extra tip since I don’t get a living wage
    Customer: ok here’s another…$15?
    Server: fuck you

    https://twitter.com/Halalcoholism/status/1638488774194925573

    If I ever make it to the US I am curios how the service is compared to Europe. Here it is not always that good, but it can be. But I am always surprised about this sort of outrage that different countries have different systems.

    • WTF

      LOL a commenter thought they scored points when the smugly noted that the average server’s wage in Australia (a “normal” country) is almost $29/hour. Which works out to about $19.43 in American dollars. They are blissfully ignorant that servers in decent restaurants in America make a lot more than that with tipping.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Bartending/Serving in Vegas can bring in 6-figures on a minimum wage.

      • Sean

        Also, fuck Australia.

        Someone had to say it.

      • grrizzly

        Why should I care that servers in some American restaurants make a lot of money? I’m not a waiter. I don’t value waiters’ labor that much. I prefer to pay less for service not more.

    • Nephilium

      As in Europe, the quality of service will vary wildly between different establishments.

      • Fourscore

        She forgot to say “Hon” after every sentence

      • The Last American Hero

        Not really true. On the whole, service in the US is much better. Yes, there are good restaurants and bad etc. But the average level of service is much better in the USA.

    • EvilSheldon

      I don’t give the tiniest sliver of a fuck whether you make a living wage or not. That’s not what tipping is for.

    • DEG

      Generally service is better in the US.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    The last Dodge gas muscle car. All electric after this supposedly.

    No more coast to coast runs for time.

    • Michael Malaise

      I don’t understand corporations continual efforts to not serve their customers wants and needs.

      • Nephilium

        /looks at electric Harleys

      • Michael Malaise

        I want to assume someone will fill the vacuum, but with government regulations who knows if that will be possible.

  32. PieInTheSky

    Sure, if you ask if folks in the public if they lose faith in science if journals venture into politics, many will say yes. But they don’t actually want science, they want scientific information they can use as they see fit.

    This gives people the permission to say things like “climate change may be real, but I don’t think we should have government regulation to deal with it,” which is unacceptable. We can’t concede that by letting people pick and choose.

    https://twitter.com/hholdenthorp/status/1638203878435962880

    • slumbrew

      … which is unacceptable. We can’t concede that by letting people pick and choose.

      GFY

  33. DEG

    Moderna’s defense in the lawsuit isn’t that the company didn’t steal the critical technology it’s accused of stealing. Instead, the company claims that, thanks to an obscure hundred-year-old statute, liability in the case actually belongs to the U.S. government because it funded the development and purchase of the end product in question.

    We didn’t steal it but we did steal it, it’s just the taxpayer is on the hook not us. Did I understand that correctly?

    According to the American Society of Health-System Pharmacists, shortages of critical drugs are “the worst they’ve been in a decade” due to “[quality control issues, selected plant closures and other manufacturing woes” that have seen oncology drugs “hit particularly hard in recent months,” Axios reported Tuesday.

    Who could have foreseen this?

    • Tres Cool

      When are they going to start airlifting Ritalin or Adderall in for the struggling kids the same way they did baby formula?

  34. PieInTheSky

    There were no good guys in the Vietnam War.

    But I am glad that Vietnam is a growing nation that’s discarded communism in favor of the free market, while also being one of the most pro-U.S. countries on earth!

    Everyone’s happy (except tankies who are never happy)!

    https://twitter.com/OliverJia1014/status/1638404910306971649

    • Gustave Lytton

      https://vietnamembassy-usa.org/vietnam/politics

      The current Constitution was adopted by the 13th National Assembly in 2013. The 2013 Constitution is the fundamental legal document of highest legal jurisdiction that institutionalizes basic viewpoints of the Communist Party of Viet Nam on economic and political reforms, socialist goals, socialist democracy and citizens’ freedom rights.

      The Communist Party of Viet Nam is the vanguard of the Vietnamese working class, the working people, and the whole nation; a loyal representative of the interests of the working class, the working people, and the whole nation.

      People in the political system: As the maker of history, the people constitute the decisive force in the process of social evolution and make up the current political system in Viet Nam. All powers belong to the people and their powers are exercised through the State. The State regulates the society by laws under the leadership of the Communist Party of Viet Nam.

      Yeah, sure is discarded.

      • PieInTheSky

        Economically a good part of it is discarded

      • Michael Malaise

        Viet Nam is theoretically communist.

    • Sensei

      Why does this guy spell his name in katakana?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Sure there were good guys, they just weren’t in charge of anything and were getting slaughtered.

  35. Rebel Scum

    This is not kosher…

    Two influential members of Israel’s Knesset have introduced a bill to outlaw teaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ in Israel and sentence violators to prison.

    …but it is ironic.

    • Michael Malaise

      It’s not that big of a deal as Phar as I can See.

    • creech

      Didn’t even have to do much more than alter a few words from some 1930s German law.

    • The Last American Hero

      It would be a good way to cut them off the US’s teat.

  36. Tres Cool

    Im shopping for a new VPN. Currently I use NORD, which is fine. But is there a better/as-good-as/cheaper version?
    Soliciting comments.

    • UnCivilServant

      I use Proton, but that was because I was already paying for email through their service.

    • slumbrew

      I can only provide a single, limited data-point: I use Proton, which is bundled in with the fancy-pants Visionary plan I got (which they no longer offer). I have no complaints.

      • Tres Cool

        Thanks to both of you. Noted.

        As an aside- would you/do you use Proton for any professional business correspondence? I just wonder if the name could be off-putting.

        /UCS, I know you dont since you’re a civil servant

      • UnCivilServant

        I own my own domain name and all the mail comes from that name, despite the processing being handled by proton, so it is possible to use another name if you’re worried about the appearance.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        ^Same here. Visionary plan with VPN, email, and supposedly encrypted online storage through Proton. I have my own domain though for email that Proton uses.

        I like having my own email domain because I own it and am only paying for the service. There’s no barrier to switching services for that email. And since I’m paying for the service, I’m not (hopefully) the product.

      • rhywun

        Also same.

        I haven’t tried the Proton VPN thingie cuz honestly I don’t know what’s in it for me beyond vague promises, or what are the trade-offs.

      • slumbrew

        Yes, this – in theory*, any mail will be via a domain I own that Proton handles the mail for.

        If you don’t have a domain, they’re cheap & looks like Proton’s ‘Mail Plus’ for $48/yr. lets you use a custom domain, plus bundles in the VPN service (or jump to Unlimited for $120/yr for more goodies).

        * In practice, getting my 82 year old mother from Google-hosted to Proton-hosted mail is proving a bit challenging.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Nord seems to be getting finickier about connecting for some reason. Used to be pretty damn good but now it sucks.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’ve been pretty happy with Windscribe. I’m following their new Control-DNS service with some interest.

  37. PieInTheSky

    How neat. Researchers claim to have found, at long last, an “einstein” tile – a shape that tiles the plane in a pattern that never repeats. First two authors appear to have no academic affiliations.

    https://twitter.com/nattyover/status/1638177366181826560

  38. Count Potato

    “Long COVID Comes Into the Light

    We’re finally starting to see the truth about the vexing condition. It’s not what we thought.

    Now, three years later, the research is catching up to the anecdotal reports and the early evidence, and a clearer picture of long COVID has emerged. It turns out that, like COVID-19 itself, a lot of our early guesses about it turned out to be considerably wide of the mark. This time, fortunately, the surprises are mostly on the positive side. Long COVID is neither as common nor as severe as initially feared. As the U.S. government moves to end the country’s state of emergency, it’s another reassuring sign that, as President Biden put it during his State of the Union address, “COVID no longer controls our lives.””

    https://slate.com/technology/2023/03/long-covid-symptoms-studies-research-variant.html

    “Long COVID was predicted to bring “an ocean of patients with titanic needs.” That’s not what’s happened.”

    https://twitter.com/Slate/status/1637589956334964737

    • Rebel Scum

      COVID no longer controls our lives.

      It never controlled mine.

      • The Last American Hero

        Do you live on a homestead in the Alaskan Wilderness? Because it sure as hell impacted everyone else.

      • Rebel Scum

        The Kovid Karens and virus theater enforcers had their impact. But not the virus itself.

    • creech

      “COVID no longer controls our lives.”
      But you and your asshole buddies still do.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Guess it is back to “lower back” injuries for the malingerers and insurance fraudsters.

      Long Covid was nice while it lasted. Nice list of “symptoms” that were entirely subjective and impossible to disprove.

      • Fourscore

        “lower back” injuries for the malingerers and insurance fraudsters

        I see a new career, Thanks, Jimbo

  39. The Late P Brooks

    New ad campaign

    Two Virginia inmates who broke out of their jail cell with a toothbrush tasted sweet freedom for a day at an IHOP miles away before they were caught.

    According to the Newport News Sheriff’s Office, two inmates were missing during a headcount on Thursday. The pair, John M. Garza and Arley V. Nemo, had used “primitive tools,” including a toothbrush and untied rebar, to dig a hole out of their cell wall, and scaled a wall to make a daring escape, the department said.

    ——-

    The two then made it to an IHOP seven miles away in the neighboring town of Hampton, Virginia, opting for the pancake house instead of a Waffle House a few blocks away.

    NNSO did not immediately respond to Insider’s request for comment. In a press release, NNSO said that private citizens notified law enforcement when they saw the men at the IHOP.

    “Moreover, I’m thankful for the citizens who observed Garza and Nemo at the IHOP and notified law enforcement. It reinforces what we always say, ‘see something, say something,'” Sheriff Gabe Morgan said in the release.

    Ihop should send them pancakes once a week.

    • PieInTheSky

      what is the point of washing cars they only get dirty again

      • Sensei

        Same with cleaning all the leaven in the house and kitchen.

      • Nephilium

        To get the salt off to prevent rust?

      • PieInTheSky

        salt is bad for the environment and should not be used

      • UnCivilServant

        salt is natural and should be used.

        You cannot live without salt.

      • PieInTheSky

        sure you can. Humanity lived for a long time without putting salt on roads

      • Tres Cool

        Oddly, the human body is around 0.4% weight in salt. Which puts us in line to approximate seawater levels.

      • kinnath

        That was the premise of a science film way, way back when I was in jr high.

        Blood is roughly seawater from a million years ago.

    • Rebel Scum

      James’ office said it has received reports of car wash businesses (largely in predominantly Orthodox Jewish communities in New York City) raising prices by as much as 50% for Jewish customers looking for cleaning services close to Passover.

      What?

      • Sensei

        Cleaning is in high demand during Passover.

        The argument is that this is religious discrimination instead of supply versus demand.

      • R.J.

        This has a high probability of being total BS. At most it might have been one shop who had to raise prices for an unrelated reason.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Do they only accept gold as payment?

    • rhywun

      God she is such a fucking idiot.

  40. PieInTheSky

    Having things stolen from your car as a high frequency is frustrating but unless you were present when it occurred and were threatened it’s not traumatic. No more than usual property theft is that occurs everywhere.
    Why SF discourse takes extremely absurd positions is beyond me.

    https://twitter.com/IDoTheThinking/status/1638213616011993091

    not traumatic but infuriating stressful and probably with long term effects on your wellbeing and implicitly health

    • Rat on a train

      I would dislike but I don’t have an account.

  41. PieInTheSky

    How monetary policy affects bank lending and financial stability: A ‘credit creation theory of banking’ explanation

    Peter Bofinger Lisa Geißendörfer Thomas Haas Fabian Mayer /

    20 Mar 2023

    Recent research has shown that the stance of monetary policy can influence financial stability. This column provides an explanation for the effects of monetary policy on credit growth based on a ‘credit creation theory of banking’. In this framework, ‘funds’ are liquid bank deposits created by the banking system independently of private saving(s). The central bank policy rate has a direct effect on credit supply by influencing the refinancing costs of banks. This provides a clear mechanism through which central banks can influence bank lending and financial stability.

    https://cepr.org/voxeu/columns/how-monetary-policy-affects-bank-lending-and-financial-stability-credit-creation

  42. PieInTheSky

    Demandable claims on bank liquidity complicate the unwinding of central bank balance sheets

    Viral Acharya Rahul Chauhan Raghuram Rajan Sascha Steffen /

    21 Mar 2023

    The last round of quantitative tightening caused two episodes of significant liquidity stress in US financial markets. This column asks whether the prior expansion and then shrinkage of the Fed’s balance sheet had left the private financial sector more vulnerable to such disruptions. The authors find evidence of ‘liquidity dependency’, whereby the banking system acquires more on- and off-balance-sheet demandable claims during quantitative easing that are not simply reversed with tightening, necessitating even greater central bank balance sheet support in the future. The findings have implications for monetary policy as well as financial stability.

    https://cepr.org/voxeu/columns/demandable-claims-bank-liquidity-complicate-unwinding-central-bank-balance-sheets

    • PieInTheSky

      But from that I got to this

      • PieInTheSky

        https://www.tor.com/2022/03/21/crisis-collapse-and-space-pirates-revisiting-the-rosinante-trilogy/

        Crisis, Collapse, and Space Pirates! Revisiting The Rosinante Trilogy

        ” The initial setup is one quite familiar to readers of that time: by the 2030s, O’Neill-style space colonies have been established across the inner Solar System. Our hero protagonist, space contractor Charles Cantrell, has just completed work on the pair of Munditos—habitats—orbiting the asteroid Rosinante when grim reality intrudes.

        The first grim reality is economic: investment in Munditos has been more exuberant than prudent. Ozone layer concerns limit Earth to space launches. Investors are justly concerned that a downturn in space industries could threaten their investment. When maverick Texan governor Panoblanco dispatches a shipload of vexing student protestors to Rosinante, leading Japanese investors to send a shipload of Korean-Japanese women on the pretext that the Korean women might like to marry the unruly Texans, the dubious staffing choice undermines confidence in the project. Following the investment implosion that ensues, Cantrell is left with partial ownership of the Munditos in lieu of fees owed. The local union grudgingly accepts a partial ownership in lieu of salary unpaid.”

        this amused me

    • DEG

      “A Canticle For Liebowitz” is a good book.

  43. Rebel Scum

    Luckily trucks don’t do those things.

    Heavy-duty trucks account for nearly a third of harmful air pollutants.

    We need bold action.

    CA will once again lead the way –phasing out the use of diesel-powered trucks.

    Trucks shouldn’t give our kids asthma.

    Make wildfires worse.

    Or melt glaciers.

    • Sean

      🙄

    • PieInTheSky

      Do you really need trucks? You can get food and stuff for a nearby supermarket. We just need to solve food deserts and trucks will not be needed.

      • EvilSheldon

        No, but I want trucks, and my wants are more important than the government’s needs.

        In other news, my Taco has been in the shop for six months now. I’m developing a twitch.

      • Tundra

        What are you driving?

      • Rebel Scum

        A euphemism?

      • Tres Cool

        A hooker ?

      • EvilSheldon

        I don’t want to talk about it. Think the most boring rental-fleet POS that’s not a hybrid, and you can probably guess.

      • R C Dean

        What are you having done to it? Lowered, bagged, custom body work, candy apple red paint?

      • EvilSheldon

        Someone rear-ended me. I’m waiting for all the repairs to be finished.

    • Tres Cool

      If ULSD burning, particulate filter having, NOx controlled (by urea injection) trucks are causing 33% of air pollution, wheres the other 2/3 Gavin?
      Oh yeah- gas stoves and charcoal grills.

  44. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Is the Orange Menace still free? When oh when are they going to clap him in irons for the good of the nation?

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Do you really need trucks?

    Not at all. We can use teams of oxen to get those shipping containers from the Port of Long Beach to their ultimate destinations.

  46. Tundra

    Is it bizarre that I look forward to SF’s midday Wednesday brilliance to make sense of the world?

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Let saner heads prevail

    The Federal Reserve system was stung in late 2021 when it declared signs of emerging inflation to be “transitory” and delayed taking strong action to tamp down price increases.

    The central bank has been running from its critics ever since. Under its chairman, Jerome H. Powell, it has instituted the most aggressive anti-inflation interest rate increases in more than 40 years as if to make up for its initially laggard response to what proved to be a nearly yearlong run-up in prices.

    In the process, however, the Fed has inflicted damage on bank balance sheets that could have more-lasting negative effects on economic growth than would be felt from even a sustained period of high inflation.

    ——-

    Former FDIC Chair Sheila Bair, who was in place during the 2008 banking crisis, added her voice to the chorus in an interview Sunday with CNN. “The Fed needs to hit pause and assess the full impact of its actions so far before raising short rates further,” she said. “If they paused, it would have a settling effect on the markets.”

    Economists’ concerns about the scale and speed of the Fed’s rate increases have been building for months. Former Fed economist Claudia Sahm has long warned that “the Fed’s large and rapid rate hikes during the past year were going to break something in financial markets,” as she wrote on her blog last week. “The meltdown at SVB and the possible contagion effects fit the bill.”

    There’s reason to believe that the battle against inflation has largely been won, though at some economic cost. Two important drivers of price increases in 2022 — a spike in oil prices after Russia’s February 2022 invasion of Ukraine, and a strain on global industrial supply chains as pandemic shutdowns ended and demand rebounded — are no longer in place.

    Can’t we just declare victory and call it a day?

    • Sean

      Can’t we just declare victory and call it a day?

      Sure! Let’s pass out some medals too.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    The Fed’s performance over the last year has been a series of interacting, self-compounding errors. At first, the central bank and Chairman Powell underestimated the duration and intensity of inflation (and misunderstood its causes). Then they overreacted by driving rates higher and faster than the economy could sustain, without ever pausing to examine how their actions were working.

    Meanwhile, they took their eyes off the bank regulatory ball. It’s true that banks of SVB’s size were granted exemptions in 2018 from many post-recession regulations, including the mandate to undergo “stress tests” that might have shown how the run-up in interest rates would affect its balance sheet. But nothing prevented the Fed from proactively making its own judgments about SVB’s health. It did not.

    “The ‘transitory’ fiasco was a fiasco for everybody,” Shepherdson says. “The Fed’s reputation institutionally and Powell’s reputation personally took a real pounding from both sides of the aisle, from the media and from markets, and they cannot be wrong again…. It would be a mistake to raise rates this week, and the cost of not raising this week is very low.”

    Yes. Mistakes were made by the Fed in the past year. They were doing splendidly up ’til then. We just need to find a way to get interest rates back to zero.

  49. kinnath

    Well, the collision center says my truck is in the body shop already. I might get it back as early as the end of next week.

  50. ignoreLander

    Health, Labor, Education and Pensions (HELP) Committee

    These fucking tortured acronyms, man. They’re painful.

    For the record, the fake name of that committee should be HLEP, not HELP.