289 Comments

  1. Gustave Lytton

    “It’s my money, and I want it now!”

    • UnCivilServant

      you should have kept it in lead and brass.

      • Sean

        And steel!

        *ponders import bans*

        šŸ™

    • juris imprudent

      Yeah, but there isn’t a bank in the country that couldn’t be crushed the exact same way.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        True, but it’s less likely to happen if if you don’t have 97.3% of your deposits uninsured.

      • juris imprudent

        That’s the illusion of govt sanctity – but the truth is, how would the govt really back it up? By inflating/devaluing the currency.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s an illusion, but a necessary one in our current system.

      • juris imprudent

        It is only necessary because we’ve all but destroyed moral hazard. I believe we will soon encounter a certain ferrous rule in this regard.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I’m content to let that happen after the ECB and the Davos assholes are destroyed. If we have an actual foreign enemy, they’re it.

      • pistoffnick

        Itā€™s an illusion, but a necessary one in our current system.

        In the words of the great philosopher:

        It’s just a fantasy (oh oh oh oh)
        It’s not the real thing (oh oh oh oh)
        It’s just a fantasy (oh oh oh oh)
        It’s not the real thing (oh oh oh oh)
        But sometimes a fantasy (oh oh oh oh)
        Is all you need, oh oh oh

      • R C Dean

        I thought 100% of every bank deposit was insured now.

        Itā€™s the only way to be sure People Who Matter donā€™t lose any money, after all.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Now they are. They weren’t on the day of the run.

        I acknowledge the moral hazard involved. I also recognize that a systemic bank run would collapse the entire thing.

      • robc

        You say that as if it was a bad thing.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Is it all now or just the ones who pose a systemic risk aka have deposits from the right people?

      • R C Dean

        Well, SVB was explicitly not a ā€œsystemic riskā€ bank, if memory serves, so that it wouldnā€™t be under the same requirements as those banks. So, I think weā€™re done with ā€œsystemic riskā€ as a guardrail.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        SVB lobbied to stay off the “systemic risk” bank list. They probably didn’t want the scrutiny on their crypto operations.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not the old list but wasn’t that the justification for taking action this time? I thought the smallest and least politically connected banks were still left potentially fucked.

      • Brawndo

        Semi serious question. Are there no financial institutions that *don’t* loan out deposits? Customer pays X amount of money to literally just hold it and safeguard it against theft.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        That would be a custodial bank and they do exist.

      • Tundra

        The feds are doing their level best to make sure they don’t.

    • Michael Malaise

      Never a run on JG Wentworth!

  2. rhywun

    *rubs eyes, glances at links*

    I see fascism is still alive and well in the USA.

    *carries on*

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      *starts practicing goosestep*

      • Gustave Lytton

        The Bellamy salute is all American.

      • Not Adahn

        That’s when you salute with a comb, right?

  3. juris imprudent

    Speaking to the IRS visit with Taibbi – the mafia is more subtle.

    • Drake

      They have rules.

    • Tres Cool

      The mafia is more subtle out of necessity. I stress to people that you’re better off owing money to the biggest, baddest, meanest load shark there he. The loan shark likely wont kill you cause he wants his money. Maybe some kneecaps or some broke bones to make a point about the urgency of the situation. On the other hand, the gov’t will take all your stuff, freeze all assets, and put you in prison. Making you wish you were dead.

      Unless of course you’re Al Sharpton still owing the IRS $8M and walking around freely.

      (if he worked that debt out Im not aware of it)

      • Tres Cool

        heh….load shark.

        LOAN shark

      • Nephilium

        Candy gram?

  4. Tres Cool

    I read that initially as “bitch to traffic about your co-worker”. But Im on my 3rd Tall Cansā„¢.

    whaddup doh’

    • Nephilium

      Less than 9 hours until I’m unemployed. I’m strangely OK with that (and start a new job on Monday, so I’ve got that going for me).

      • Not Adahn

        Have you thought about getting into professional cycling?

      • Nephilium

        Not in the least, I don’t do races.

        Besides, then I’d probably have to shave my beard at a minimum.

      • Not Adahn

        How DARE you gatekeep womynhood!

    • Fourscore

      I got that letter (email) from Wayne yesterday. Wayne remembers.

      A couple weeks ago I had a discussion with a friend, seems our local township doesn’t fly the black POW-MIA flag. He (who didn’t serve in the military) was complaining about it. I explained that there are no more POWS-MIAs to be found, after 50 years. Any MIA remains would be returned, the government of VN wants to be our friend.

      I am bitter about the 60 K KIAs, as well as those in Iraq, Afghanistan and god knows where else tomorrow will bring. Did I mention that Biden, Trump, Bush 2, Cheney and Clinton avoided an Asian vacation while those 60K kids were up to their butts in mud. I will never forgive or forget.

      • Tundra

        Amen.

        I don’t know if it’s ironic or what, but VN is currently the fastest growing economy in the world and their kids are doing better in school than ours.

        Are we a failed state?

      • Old Man With Candy

        I never really understood the MIA thing where people were convinced that Vietnam was still secretly holding prisoners. To what end? Never got a rational answer to that, but I did get a lot of verbal abuse.

      • Not Adahn

        Why waste any potential resource?

      • SDF-7

        They invested heavily in Hollywood revenge fantasies where vets went back in for MIA prisoners and didn’t want to dry up that market?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Holding prisoners? Probably not. Not wanting to disclose their disposition, including torture leading to death or rendered to another foreign power, possibly.

      • Swiss Servator

        I think this is probably the correct direction. A little messy now to say “Oh, we gave those 17 guys to the USSR, and those 83 died after being beaten or tortured.”

      • juris imprudent

        COMMIES man, COMMIES. Some people just have a screaming hard on about COMMIES.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I didn’t realize it was a day and today, but out of the blue I was thinking about that yesterday driving by a fire station flying it. Was wondering if there are any MIAs left. And there are a number of unresolved cases from the Cold War generally, the Libya strikes, and the Gulf War.

      • robc

        I oppose the draft, so can’t hold avoiding it against them.

        I avoided Kuwait/Iraq thru the process of not joining up.

      • The Last American Hero

        We haven’t declared war on anyone since WWII, ergo, there haven’t been any POW’s since Hogan and Company were passing info to the French Resistance.

      • SDF-7

        POPA (Prisoner of Police Action) just isn’t as snappy…

  5. rhywun

    Biden to issue new mandates to reduce emissions by 50% on cars, trucks by 2030

    It’s going to get amusing when only rich people can afford to drive anymore and all the public transportation organizations have gone bankrupt.

    Who wants to invest in pedicabs?

    • Grumbletarian

      Rhywun’s Rickshaws has a nice ring to it.

    • Sean

      Invest in a mobile charger service business. Gonna be a lot of stranded idiots with their electric jeeps & trucks.

      • Drake

        A couple of portable generators with the right plugs?

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        That is a porno waiting to happen.

      • DrOtto

        We just had SXSW in the Austin area and I saw an “all electric vehicle” mobile recharging van, that had a diesel generator in back to recharge dead electrics. Some of this shit you just can’t make up.

      • Fourscore

        A veritable perpetual motion machine

      • Sean

        Perfect. They’re gonna need off road capability though.

      • dorvinion

        Some of this shit you just canā€™t make up.

        People make up nonsense crap all the time

        One of my favorite made ups is ‘your fast charger is powered by a 250kW diesel generator’
        As though nobody would ever notice a dozen noisy generators the size of a pickup truck around a fast charge location, or a single 1-2 MW generator the size of a box truck.

        “they hide them behind a wooden fence so you can’t see them”
        /facepalm

    • Drake

      After we buy a house, I may need to buy my last car ever. I better choose wisely.

      • The Gunslinger

        And get familiar with doing your own repairs because a lot of shops might start saying “we’re not allowed to work on these vehicles anymore”.

  6. Grumbletarian

    Dear Big Oil,

    Please stop selling gasoline in California to protect consumers from price gouging.

    Love,
    Grumbles

    • The Last American Hero

      If they just did it for a month the message would be sent and maybe a lesson learned.

      • Grumbletarian

        Gavin would run to the feds. Biden writes an EO mandating that gasoline be sold in all states equally or somesuch bullshit.

      • R C Dean

        ā€œThe refineries that make the only gas we can legally sell in CA are down for maintenance.ā€

      • juris imprudent

        That’s actually an annual occurrence in the state.

      • Michael Malaise

        But that would be collusion.

  7. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    On the abortion bomber: https://www.wisconsinrightnow.com/hridindu-sankar-roychowdhury/

    Roychowdhuryā€™s Facebook page still says he is a ā€œGraduate Research Assistant at University of Wisconsin-Madisonā€ and ā€œFormer Research assistant at New Mexico State University.ā€ His LinkedIn page, though, says he attended UW-Madison to get a degree in biochemistry from 2016 to 2020. He is now working as a protein engineer, according to a second LinkedIn page.

    His tweets are indicative of a schizophrenic lunatic.

    • juris imprudent

      A person no more stable than the Nashville shooter – unimaginable!

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The Left seems to be collecting them. One might speculate that the attraction lies in their philosophy of perpetual victimhood and narcissism.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        The left seems to have embraced their hate and anger, Vader style.

        Claim others are the ones full of hate, while they plan vengeance against Christians day..

    • Fourscore

      What did he identify as? His mom missed her big chance.

  8. Not Adahn

    For those of you looking for some yummy, yummy infighting along with a HUGE helping of ideology > reality, aaaaaaaannnnnd ignoramai self-righteously lecturing about things they know less than nothing about, I present you:

    https://www.intomore.com/the-internet/wtf/a-certain-cis-ally-is-being-dragged-by-trans-twitter-heres-why/

    For those of you not involved in Rebecca Watson, Tropes v. Women, Atheism+, Tumblr, Gamergate or any of the other Always Online Social Justice Universe, allow me to mansplain.

    John Walker Flynt (basic white dude) transed in 2005 (Before Facebook and Twitter existed!) and married Frank Wu in 2008. Is now Brianna Wu. However, when Brianna is not testifying before Congress/the UN on the evils of gamers, or running for congress of a platform of preventing Elon Musk from dropping rocks on the Earth from orbit, xe tweets. And one of xer personal quirks is xe takes the phrase “trans women are women” literally. So she refuses to call herself a transwoman — just a woman. Xe also does not correct people who assume that xe xerself is Asian. Anywhoo, xe twitted that this whole “Trans Day of Vengeance” idea might not be the best thing PR-wise. This engraged the current cadre of very online, very angry twits, who scoured xer twitfeed for dirt on xer. Since xey could not find any references to BriBri calling xerself trans, xey assume xe’s a ciswymxn and a WYT CISWYMXN — who is YELLOWFACING!

    *giggles*

    • juris imprudent

      Eating their own is just so delicious.

    • robodruid

      I remember diagraming sentences in elementary school.

      Can you imagine having to do that to trans people?

      • robodruid

        “genocide watch”?
        Good lord.

    • rhywun

      And one of xer personal quirks is xe takes the phrase ā€œtrans women are womenā€ literally

      So does GoogleBot.

      ā€œIs a trans woman a woman?ā€ Answer: as weā€™ve come to expect from such ventures, itā€™s an unequivocal yes.

      yes

      • rhywun

        yes

      • nw

        Could just be grammar parsing. “Is an [adjective] [noun] a [noun]?”

      • rhywun

        Nah, it’s got a political agenda; you can tell from the complete response.

    • R C Dean

      Reading your summary took more of my time than any of that deserves.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      It just goes to show that there is no logical stopping point for their philosophy. They will successfully move the Overton window and then immediately demand everyone conform to an even more extreme standard or be labeled a phobe that’s trying to kill them.

      Eventually, their fever dreams will come true.

  9. Sean

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    My score: 255 points
    My longest word: 9 letters
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    Play Blossom:
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      • SDF-7

        remortgager? No idea what’s legal… I’m not getting sucked into another word game… have work to do.

        Daily Duotrigordle #392
        Guesses: 35/37
        Time: 03:16.73
        https://duotrigordle.com/

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      • Sean

        There were several, aggregate was one.

    • rhywun

      Side-eye to BR.

      Daily Quordle 429
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      • Tundra

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    • Gender Traitor

      MEGAROT!! (Definition: a whole lotta rot.) šŸ˜ƒ

      That’s how this works, right?

      • rhywun

        tatertot

  10. The Gunslinger

    Caption from one of the photos in the police chase article:

    “The suspect is scene leaping from the stolen CHP vehicle”

    Nice job proofreading Dailymail.

    • The Gunslinger

      I wonder if the leap was scene at the seen?

      • Nephilium

        The scene, the seen, and the unseen?

      • The Gunslinger

        What’s been scene cannot be unscene.

      • Old Man With Candy

        By the scene, by the scene, by the beautiful scene
        You and I, you and I, oh how happy we’ve been

    • Not Adahn

      It was done for drama.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      We herd them load and clear.

  11. Certified Public Asshat

    Musk says Twitter now worth $20 billion, less than half what he paid for it

    We need a wealth tax so he can pay on $44 billion instead, with little cash.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He overpaid a bit but I think heā€™ll be OK.

      • Swiss Servator

        Might be able to live off the crumbs from Tesla and Space-X?

  12. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Horrifying moment thief who stole police car leaps from driverā€™s seat of speeding cruiser

    I saw it live on Smoke n Scan…crazy

    • Swiss Servator

      “Smoke n Scan”? … Like “Toke up and follow wild police stuff”?

    • robc

      Kipling poem in there…coincidence or am I an AI?

      • Nephilium

        I think you’re just the human pretending to be an AI pretending to be a human!

      • Bones

        Never go full AI.

  13. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    The bad cat skewers Zizek.

    https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/never-trust-a-fat-communist

    and this is part and parcel with the joyless hairshirt human exploitation of the general marxist cadre as they sell struggle as meaning. theyā€™re top to bottom frauds masking their own misery by seeking to make everyone else miserable too. because they really do hate you with the endless and enduring hate of the jealous and covetous who will not strive but cannot abide being outshone.

    itā€™s the most cynical and bankrupt of philosophies that just wants to keep you from success and fulfillment so they are not so lonely while doing the same.

    zizek is like some sort of perfect avatar here as he argues that even the workers of the world are now ā€œtoo privilegedā€ and that we must champion instead the perpetually unemployed and he laments that fact that modern nation states are not ā€œpowerfulā€ enough to force true equality amidst the predictable pablum of casting the ā€œthe global capital flows that allow a society to be rich enough to pay fat slobby philosophers to tell everyone else how they must tighten their beltsā€ as the problem and not the wonderous source of plenty that kept him from dying at 36 malnourished in a field from which he was trying to scratch sustenance.

    • R C Dean

      Buy a capital letter, dude. Like double spaces after periods, they serve a purpose.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        ee cummings haz a sad

      • SDF-7

        Beavis & Butthead’s favorite poet in English class… heh…. heh heh…. hehehehehe….

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Readers added context they thought people might want to know

      Tennessee did not ban drag shows. Rather, the state Senate passed a bill stopping drag shows “in public or near children.”

      Nor did it ban “gender-affirming care” for minors. Rather, the state Senate passed a bill prohibiting cross-sex hormones and surgeries for children.

      Nice.

      • R C Dean

        Live by the euphemism, die by the euphemism. ā€œGender-affirming careā€ includes therapy to get the liā€™l TikTokers back on track with their actual gender, no?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        It still seems like conversion therapy to me.

      • R C Dean

        The one converting them to a different gender?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Sorry, yes.

    • Brawndo

      Tennessee fucked up. They forgot to make murder illegal.

    • rhywun

      Did that person leave a “manifesto”?

      • Count Potato

        Yes, sort of, it looked like one page of yellow paper with handwriting in black ink.

      • Count Potato

        Or it could have been a fake.

      • rhywun

        Is the media not talking about it cuz I haven’t seen anything.

      • dbleagle

        Worse. Part of the media is trying to get the courts to prohibit release of the document because it might lead to anti-trans discrimination.

  14. Shirley Knott

    Vaguely inspired by the thief, the leap, and the cop car, this.

  15. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos.

    Is the song choice prophetic, do you think?

    • juris imprudent

      Crack-cocaine nods in agreement.

    • Swiss Servator

      Worked on everything else, so far!

    • Bones

      Double secret illegal!

  16. Count Potato

    “‘Trans Day of Vengeance’ WILL go ahead at the Supreme Court despite Nashville school trans shooter killing six in bloody rampage: Marjorie Taylor Greeneā€™s Twitter account is suspended over post”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11914611/Trans-Day-Vengeance-protest-ahead-Saturday-despite-Nashville-school-shooting.html

    “Press secretary for Arizona Dem Governor Katie Hobbs is slammed for saying she wants to SHOOT transphobes, hours after trans killer massacred three children, two teachers and custodian at Nashville school”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11914027/Arizona-Governors-press-sec-tweets-meme-SHOOTING-transphobes-trans-killer-massacred-six.html

    Even just five years ago, if you told me people would riot over not being allowed to sterilize children, I would have thought you were nuts.

    • Count Potato

      “Why was the FBI making a list of ā€œTraditional Catholicsā€ but NOT focused on ā€œTransgender Day of Vengeanceā€?”

      https://twitter.com/TaylorRMarshall/status/1640711926169894914

      Scroll down for flyer. Don’t know if the Beetlejuice screenshot is real.

      • Swiss Servator

        “This Tweet violated the Twitter Rules. Learn more”

        If they had Lori Lightfoot’s “call to arms” – yeah, that was from a little bit ago, and real.

      • Count Potato

        OK

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      *memories of a similar incident in Costa Rica involving Guaro and a drunken coworker*

  17. Sensei

    You can’t make this up.

    In an interview, Ms. Raimondo pushed back on those claims. She said measures such as requiring chip makers to pay prevailing wages and provide child care are necessary to address a workforce shortage that could hinder efforts to expand semiconductor manufacturing in the U.S.

    ā€œThere is zero ā€˜social policyā€™ that weā€™re trying to achieve here,ā€ Ms. Raimondo said. ā€œWe have no desire to put requirements on companies that are bad for the companies.ā€

    No ā€˜Social Policyā€™ in Chips Act Rules, Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo Says

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Iā€™m sue chip companies love the idea of receiving billions of dollars it didnā€™t have to work for in exchange for building day cares on premesis.

      • Not Adahn

        If they build daycare for rugrats, Imma demand they make one for dogs so I can bring Lily to work with me.

    • Not Adahn

      Which chipmakers are paying below prevailing wages? When I worked in Austin, we paid stoners stupid amounts of money to push carts around (they were officially titled “Wafer Transport Operators.”) IF they NCNS’d they were fired. If they bumped the cart into anything they were fired. But because the money was THAT good for such a low-skill, low-effort job, potheads would make an effort to keep it.

      • Sensei

        Exactly.

        I saw a tour of an Israeli Intel fab that had all the wafers transported overhead.

      • Not Adahn

        That’s the way it is in newer fabs, but retrofitting an OHT/AMHS system especially in a ISO3 or cleaner space is just a no-go.

  18. Gustave Lytton

    SLD about otc drugs, but does anyone actually think otc narcan will make a whit of difference? Junkies won’t stock up and if you’re going to the grocery story when ODing instead of the ER…

    • Sensei

      I’m thinking that it might. When you have no idea about the strength of what you are buying it would seem like reasonable insurance.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Iā€™m not sure expecting rational actions from irrational people is gonna work out.

        The choice they will make isnā€™t ā€œShould I buy this in order to keep from dying from drugs that I can see are killing people left and right?ā€, but ā€œShould I spend $X on narcan or just use that money to buy more drugs?ā€, and I promise you the ā€œmore drugsā€ option will win every time.

      • robc

        Eh, I dont buy the existence of irrational people.

        Everyone acts rationally, they just sometimes have fucking insane premises.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah. Especially since there is a vast range between “teetotaler” and “degenerate junkie.” Recreational opiate users and loved ones living with an opiate user would probably take advantage of the availability.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      For hardcore junkies living on the streets, no difference. But I’d have to guess while the vast majority of homeless use drugs, the homeless are a small minority of total drug users.

      For all of those living with family, like a spouse or parents, yes, it’ll make quite difference.

    • Count Potato

      Also, if it’s OTC then more responders (eg. police, EMT-B) can carry it.

    • Nephilium

      I’ve been seeing ads locally suggesting everyone should carry it. While I probably won’t start, and I’m unaware of the shelf life, if it’s stable enough, tossing one into a first aid kit probably wouldn’t be the worst idea.

      • Sensei

        First hit on Google says 3 years.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I eagerly await the first lawsuit by a junkie going after the non-certified person who saved them.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Good Samaritan laws exist for a reason.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Unlike QI or SI, they aren’t unlimited shields though.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Very true and 5+ years ago I would say it would be hard to not rule in their favor but people have become increasingly vindictive and see the courts as another route to screw over good natured persons in pursuit of their social agendas.

    • Sean

      @$20, I’d put one in a first aid kit, even if I’m not at risk.

  19. hayeksplosives

    I know Iā€™m not the only thicc Glib Gal out there so I want to share the best thing evar for chicks who want to look professional but whose weight fluctuates or who need to squat down and look at stuff a foot off the ground.

    These pants/slacks/trousers from Lane Bryant are ta bomb. And they are on a huge sale! They feel like comfy yoga pants but are much thicker and more structured so they look great and professional. Little zipper pockets too!

    https://www.lanebryant.com/pull-on-ponte-boot-pant/prd-351842.html?utm_source=tm&utm_campaign=edc&obem=4nhPE3Jgsfy93f-gU13DPs1WxjbHmleiN-c3B2_phro%3D&bc_lcid=t5916003283017728lw4790352148733952

    I think they might be discontinuing the ā€œboot cutā€ (hence the ridiculously low sale price) but they are continuing with the straight leg version.

    Ladies, take a look! Men, depending on your relationship status, it might behoove you to buy a pair or two for your honey if you know her normal dress/pants size.

    Im about to get online and Hoover up the remaining stock in my size. Absolutely perfect for my work needs!!

    • Certified Public Asshat

      You’re really trying to steam up Tres this morning.

      • hayeksplosives

        Oh cool! Thanks for the link.

        I need some new tops now too. Love the ones I have, but the rotation is thin. Now that I am in an apartment I can acquire more stuff. Going straight to eShakti!!

    • Ownbestenemy

      The whole 19 different jerseys worn during pregame practice skates is such a stupid gimmick anyway.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Ah, but money.

      • juris imprudent

        Sir! How dare you put a price on VIRTUE!

      • invisible finger

        They could sell the items without forcing the players to parade the items. But the league thinks they can make more money with a forced endorsement.

      • hayeksplosives

        ITS FUCKING HOCKEY. WE ARE PAYING TO WATCH HOCKEY GAMES, NOT BE LECTURED.

        Geez, give your nuts a tug.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Another feature Balley Sports tried is to bring back the glowing puck but just during powerplays. That went away after 3 games. It did have a slightly better feature which gave a player tag above the skater with their name.

      If it could be something that could be enabled on the consumer side, that would be okay.

    • rhywun

      Cancel all the stupid “theme” nights.

      You know they’re going to have to do that in order to try to fend off accusations of alphabet-phobia.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Hockey Fights Cancer is their only noble endeavor that I think the fanbase all gets behind.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, MSG has a similar one for sick kids or something.

        That can stay.

      • Grumbletarian

        Cancel the national anthems and the flyovers and all that too. I turn on a hockey game to watch hockey and to get away from politics.

      • Tundra

        I like O Canada.

      • dorvinion

        Easy solution is recording (Nascar is my fix), and then watching it later

        Skip the commercials, opening ceremonies, interviews, cleanup from wrecks/blown engines/etc

        Watch a 4hr broadcast in 2hrs

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Flyovers at a hockey game?

      • Grumbletarian

        Well, sporting events in general. There might have been a flyover for the Winter Classic though.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        They do flyovers at hockey games?

      • invisible finger

        the outdoor ones, yes

  20. Sensei

    ā€œI have come to the realization in recent weeks that a globally active, systemically important bank cannot simply be wound up according to the ā€˜too big to failā€™ plan. Legally that would be possible. In practice, however, the economic damage would be considerable. Switzerland would have been the first country to wind down a globally systemically important bank. But it was clearly not the moment for experiments. . . . [A] reorganization or bankruptcy of CS . . . would probably have triggered an international financial crisis. . . . [T]he legal risks would have been at least as high as with the current solution, if not higher, because much more capital would have had to be written off.ā€

    A Moment of Swiss-Bank-Bailout Truth

    • Tundra

      It’s always nice when they come right out and admit it.

      Of course, this retardation can’t last forever and appears to be accelerating. Do they really think there is enough time to kick the can before they are out of office?

  21. The Late P Brooks

    We’ve still got checks

    But McCarthy also admitted Tuesday that he is growing pessimistic about reaching any deal with the White House, which has steadfastly ignored his calls for spending cuts and instead rolled out a budget proposal this month that called for nearly $5 trillion in tax increases.

    ā€œI am more concerned than I have ever been to be able to get this debt ceiling done because he refuses to meet with anybody and misleads the American public,ā€ McCarthy said of Biden in an interview with MSNBC on Tuesday.

    Democrats, meanwhile, say they wonā€™t negotiate with McCarthy until he shows he has the votes to pass a package of fiscal reforms with top-line spending numbers.

    Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) on Tuesday dismissed McCarthyā€™s letter as not doing anything to advance the discussion and said it showed the Speaker is feeling pressure to show conservatives in the House that heā€™s getting somewhere with the president.

    ā€œI think heā€™s really feeling pressure, but he has no solution. So he keeps saying the same thing, ā€˜sit down and negotiate.ā€™ But as I said, if you sit down and negotiate, we have a plan, he doesnā€™t. What are they going to do? Talk about the weather?ā€ Schumer said, also calling McCarthyā€™s broad suggestions ā€œvagueā€ and ā€œamorphous.ā€

    Spending our way to prosperity is the only possible solution.

      • rhywun

        Because soap boxes and cameras still exist.

      • R C Dean

        I guess the strict gun control in NY is working?

    • Spartacus

      The cure for poverty is to just keep giving away more and more money forever.
      I’m kind of surprised LBJ didn’t figure this out.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Biden on Tuesday evening responded to McCarthyā€™s letter, asking him to submit a budget plan before Congress leaves for a two-week recess on Thursday ā€œso that we can have an in-depth conversation when you return.ā€

    But he added, ā€œAs I have repeatedly said, that conversation must be separate from prompt action on the Congressā€™ basic obligation to pay the Nationā€™s bills and avoid economic catastrophe.ā€

    Give us some ammo for the propaganda barrage.

  23. SDF-7

    Oh, complete shock here. Total surprise they’d launder extra funds through existing contributor data. Nobody would have ever thought they could be doing that.

    And nothing else will happen because they’re the Favored People.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      *cough* FTX *cough* crypto *cough* Signature Bank *cough*

    • dorvinion

      Mega-donor gives money to ActBlue because the donor has met existing campaign contribution limits

      ActBlue takes the mega-donor’s money and uses it to make donations in the names of its small donors

      That how the scam it seems to work?

      • SDF-7

        I assumed “mega donors get information for sufficient small donors from ActBlue to donate in their names sufficient for however many shovels of money they want to send”, but yeah… something like that. If they passed the money to ActBlue first, I would think that would leave a trail. “Sharing donation records” would be more subtle.

      • dorvinion

        There’s a paper trail either way – you just need somebody to follow it

  24. The Late P Brooks

    For the wimmenz

    For example, the Pentagon is now considering whether to move the US Space Command from Colorado, which protects abortion access, to Alabama, which criminalizes it. When the Pentagon makes basing decisions, like this, some of the factors it considers include number of available parking spaces, housing affordability and area construction costs.

    Whatā€™s not on the list? Whether the state prohibits abortion, imprisons doctors who perform them or turns its residents into bounty hunters against women.

    Colorado Senator’s long anguished blah blah blah about “access to health care” for military women. Bottom line- don’t shut down the gravy train. What would they do with all those underground bunkers out there east of Colorado Springs? Turn it into a homeless shelter?

    • Not Adahn

      Who cares about AL’s abortion ploicies? Hochul has created a taxpayer-funded abortion tourism industry that will happily pay for transportation, lodgings and abortions for those poor deprived Alabamammys.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Proof positive

    “High temperatures will continue to be below average for much of the West Tuesday-Wednesday, with highs in the 30s and 40s for the Northern Rockies/Great Basin and the 50s for most of California,” the agency said.

    Some of those highs could meet or break the record for the maximum temperature on those dates.

    I’m sure you could find a heat wave in Australia or South America, but I can’t help being amused by the Most Ferocious Winter Ever in the very epicenter of American climate apocalypse mania.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Depends on where you were over the winter.

      Our winter was as kind as I can remember having.

  26. Tundra

    Sunset is getting worse.

    You People have cured me of any empathy for the fiend, but I still feel bad for us.

    • robodruid

      My rage is at all of those supporting him.

    • rhywun

      He is nasty and bitter, and evil people are manipulating him to do evil things.

      Fuck him.

    • Gender Traitor

      Sunset, you better take care
      If I find you’ve been sniffing in my daughter’s hair.

      • Tundra

        *applause*

    • Raven Nation

      Yeah, I had some sympathy for him because I felt like an old man with diminished mental capacity was being used by others. But someone here pointed out that Biden had spent his life surrounding himself with these kinds of people and being that kind of people. So, yeah, no sympathy.

      • Bones

        I hope he is suffering. Honestly.

    • dorvinion

      I have a feeling Brandon is a lot more charitable towards the author’s intentions than is probably deserved

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Jealous little shithead writes hit piece because author typifies everything he hates and makes shit-tons more money than he does.

      /film at eleven

      • PieInTheSky

        but the author is one o’ dem icky Mormons

      • Lackadaisical

        With a normal family, gosh, how boring and conventional.

  27. PieInTheSky

    Markets are not neutral

    It is politically advantageous to pretend they are ā€” but it is untrue

    https://thecritic.co.uk/markets-are-not-neutral/

    “With the pound collapsing and yields on government bonds soaring, politicians and commentators couldnā€™t stop referring to ā€œthe marketsā€ as if they were a small child terrified by the appearance of a Truss or Kwarteng-shaped ghost.

    As the reaction to the mini-budget demonstrated, there is a widespread view amongst modern liberals, rooted in the principles of Friedman and Hayek, that markets are omniscient arbiters of judgement and value. Markets automatically make calculations and respond to political events on a neutral, almost scientific basis. Kwarteng, who was trying to cut taxes at the same time as increasing borrowing, didnā€™t have his sums right and therefore bond yields went up ā€” markets were ā€œspookedā€.”

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Just imagine how proud those Secret Service agents must feel. They have made it to the pinnacle of their profession, protecting the Most Powerful Man in the World, and they’re the functional equivalent of sheep dogs, herding him back to the limo before he drowns in a mud puddle.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    You People have cured me of any empathy for the fiend, but I still feel bad for us.

    Fuck him. The only thing I want hear about Joe Biden involves a “massive stroke” followed by “rushed to Bethesda Naval Hospital where he was pronounced dead.”

    • Sensei

      +1 President Harris

      • R C Dean

        Since the President is a figurehead, does it really matter which braindead apparatchik is the figurehead?

  30. Mojeaux

    Oooooh, guess who just sent a quote to Tom Woods for ebook formatting services!!! Thanks LtFish and Tundra!

    • UnCivilServant

      I am going to assume that this is an author you wanted to work with. If true, congratulations.

    • PieInTheSky

      Is it Michal Jones from Little Rock?

      • Mojeaux

        I doubt there are very many Michals in Little Rock, but that could be my classism showing.

    • Tundra

      Woot!

      Go Mo!

  31. Mojeaux

    Quick quick quick. I need Glibertarian hive mind. Need bullet points on how fiction can shape a movement. I may have gotten myself a slot on Woods’s show.

    • Tundra

      Rand? Heinlen?

      • PieInTheSky

        harry potter?

      • Mojeaux

        That’s not what I had in mind, but I can use that, most definitely.

      • Nephilium

        If you’re going authors, don’t forget CS Lewis, Orwell, Huxley…

      • Mojeaux

        I hadn’t planned on using authors, per se, just general appetites for culture, focusing a lot on Wilder and Lane.

      • Not Adahn

        Battlefield Earth!

      • Mojeaux

        You may or may not be joking, but damn, that’s a good one.

      • Not Adahn

        You may or may not be joking

        As a GenXer, that may be the nicest thing someone’s said to me all week!

        *mainlines irony*

    • Nephilium

      Not sure how well I could bullet point it… but off the cuff attempt:

      Introducing ideas and concepts through text and characters
      Showing idealized and flawed implementations of concepts
      Illustrating end results of polices with a slippery slope
      Using an analogue to discuss issues that are not polite conversations (racism, sexism, etc).

      • R C Dean

        Well, I would look at the progressive/socialist/commie literature of the early 20th century. Steinbeck comes to mind.

        Literature can change the way you see the world, changing your framing to the one that the activist has. Suddenly, the noble sons of the soil are downtrodden and exploited, that kind of thing.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sons of the Soil? Like the quarrellsome warriors that sprouted when Cadmus sowed Dragon’s teeth?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        This. “Liberal Hollywood” have been promoting progressive ideas for decades through film and TV. Before it was through great stories. Now they lost the plot so to speak and have been hitting people over the head with “THE MESSAGE” Look at Top Gun: Maverick, an incredibly diverse cast that no one remarks on because the diversity was in the background of the story. As long as you have good art where the message is subtle you’ll impact the culture in the direction you want.

        If you look at modern Christian music and movies. they’re bland, insipid, and pathetic. Why? Because they’re hitting you over the head with the message imbedded in bad art. In contrast, for centuries the greatest works of art were inspired by religion. This is a warning message for anyone trying to move the country in a freer direction.

    • PieInTheSky

      I assume you need cases when the influence was clear I think anti slavery in the early 1800s in the US like Uncle Tom’s Cabin … Or maybe Dickens in England…. Orwell… etc There was a bunch of anti commie stuff that probably had effect…

      • Tundra

        Darkness at Noon

    • Tres Cool

      What ilk of movement are we talking about? My Craigslist fiction that got me laid a lot (and landed Jugsy)?
      Or fiction like “The Turner Diaries” or “The Communist Manfiesto” ?

      Or Saul Alinksy….

      • UnCivilServant

        My first thought was “The Jungle” and people going “Eww, I don’t want that in my food”. But that’s not really a movement, and certainly not the worker-centric movement Upton intended.

      • Nephilium

        No, but it did shape a movement, albeit not the one that was intended.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, cellulose is a good source of fiber…

    • Not Adahn

      I mean, the way to attract people is to literally give them a literal narrative. Plus fiction can show the supposed end goal of the movement, which tactics to be used and wich t be shunned, the type of people welcomed by the movement…

      It would be a shorter list as to how fiction does NOT shape a movement.

      • Mojeaux

        It would be a shorter list as to how fiction does NOT shape a movement.

        Seriously. Stephen King has shaped no movements.

        TBH, I just thought of that topic off the top of my head while I was typing up his quote. IOW, not a whole lot of thought went into this. I just didn’t want to say, “I want you to pimp me out.”

      • Lackadaisical

        Go on… šŸ˜›

      • Not Adahn

        It can also provide a cultural touchstone/common frame of reference for adherents. In-jokes and references are a great way to build a feeling of community.

        AND BY FEELING OF COMMUNITY, MEAN RAPE!

    • Lackadaisical

      If you get on let us know.

    • invisible finger

      CNN, MSNBC…. fiction to craft a human experimentation movement

    • mock-star

      Well, to me, the most obvious example would be Upton Sinclair’s “The Jungle” and it’s influence on the Progressive movement.

    • R.J.

      Uffda. Class clown here, but I have some thoughts:
      1. The rise of environmental panic fiction has definitely pushed the green movement over the top. Not only in books, but in movies and tv shows (remember Captain Planet?)
      2. There is a fine line between propaganda and fiction when pushing an idea. “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress” certainly pushed the concepts of individual rights = good, government = bad. It worked as fiction because it did not hammer home the issue on every single page, unlike some other movements (see the green movement).

  32. The Late P Brooks

    +1 President Harris

    When you’re headed over a cliff, stab the throttle.

  33. PieInTheSky

    Colour coordinating with Just Stop Oil Phoebe Plummerā€™s hair this morning.

    I particularly enjoyed her assertion that the Tories are responsible for ā€œgenocideā€, presumably she meant ā€œecocideā€. Either way, total nonsense.

    https://twitter.com/CarverEmily/status/1641049813612388358

    ehm… I mean would not probably… unless drunk

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Is that the latest child doom prophet?

      Can’t we do better?

      • PieInTheSky

        I am somewhat overweight and not that handsome I am not sure I can do better

      • Lackadaisical

        I hope you’re talking about the host, not the activist.

      • PieInTheSky

        I mean 21 year old pussy is still 21 year old pussy

      • Lackadaisical

        She looks really young.

    • R C Dean

      That cold, contemptuous expression on her face is what I would expect to find in a basement at Lubyanka.

      • juris imprudent

        O’Brien (from 1984).

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Need bullet points on how fiction can shape a movement.

    Fiction can function as a distillate of experience.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” helped shape a movement, unfortunately.

    • rhywun

      I don’t have any answers but letting them all roam the streets isn’t working out so well.

    • Mojeaux

      What movement?

      • UnCivilServant

        Deinstitutionalization of the mentally ill?

    • rhywun

      “Silent Spring”, also unfortunately.

      • Nephilium

        Population bomb, and all of the other environmental doomporn.

      • juris imprudent

        Which actually traces back to a dipshit by the name of William Vogt. It was he that was instrumental in resurrecting Malthus.

    • UnCivilServant

      That’s not a real skull.

      I am disappoint.

  36. Lackadaisical

    “Musk says Twitter now worth $20 billion, less than half what he paid for it”

    So it has increased in worth?

    Seriously, still can’t believe he went through with it at that price point.

    • R C Dean

      I donā€™t understand it at all. I would have thought he had more than enough obstruction of due diligence/discovery of bad facts to cancel the original offer and come back lower. With a carefully coordinated (if necessary) shareholder suit, I think the board would have been in a real box. Either he has shit lawyers, or there was something else going on we donā€™t know about.

      • Lackadaisical

        He wanted to affect the election and the only way to get the deal done in time was to buy at the price he did.

        That’s the only theory I can think of.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        He may have been backstopped on his other ventures by interested third parties who wish to remain anonymous.

    • invisible finger

      I think he was going to be tied up in hundreds of lawsuits if he tried to trigger his $1B out clause.

    • R C Dean

      They had that announcement on the news last night here in Tucson. My favorite was ā€œ a larger restructuring to reduce costs as it works to ramp up production of its Air luxury sedanā€.

      Nothing says ā€œramping up production to meet demandā€ like ā€œweā€™re firing almost a fifth of our workforceā€.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    California’s oil price gouging law: based on what I read yesterday, the law requires the oil companies to basically allow this new Ministry of Plenty board unlimited access to their books. With a pinky-swear assurance of confidentiality.

    What could possibly go wrong?

  38. The Late P Brooks

    What movement?

    “Fixing” the medieval mental health system, and shutting down the nuthouses.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    I just didnā€™t want to say, ā€œI want you to pimp me out.ā€

    Everything’s better with pirates. Lusty libertarian pirates.