I have more old photoshop stuff to share with you all! The Johnny Manziel one (Sorry Neph) was made as a ‘where will celebrities be in 5 years’ thing, I made it his rookie year. The rest I think are pretty self explanatory. Enjoy!
Everyone else does music links, I might as well also.
REMINDER: I am throwing a shindig in May. Details are in the forums under meet-ups.
Mind. Blown.
I really like the astronaut on the surface of Mars. Is that a marsrover reflected in his visor?
Also, can we use that as a Glibs stock illo?
Feel free to use any of them.
That’s one way to see the Mars one.
Oh, JHTFC. I blame (my) old eyes, and the squinty little size CPRM posted those images at.
LOL I was having questions.
Black-ish might be the best. After 2 hours finally got a car. Thr snafu is the academy for the FAA doesn’t share its schedule and a lot of classes start tomorrow. So lots of FedGov trying to get those subcompact and compact cars.
I felt for the dude from Alaska. His class start Wednesday but has been traveling since yesterday only to sit and wait for a car.
Yeah that got a LOL out of me.
The Li’l Kim one too even though there are too many words.
If there’s an academy, why does anyone need a car? Shuttle or Uber/Lyft/taxi to contract hotel. Shuttle bus to/from hotel to site. No rental necessary. But whatever, it’s not the fed’s money.
Well we used to drive to OKC but they swear it’s cheaper to fly and piss away monies
Pigmy Pets was excellent.
I’m going to need an explainer for more than one of these.
It’s the Disney Princess ones huh?
Yes and the Black-ish one , not getting the joke behind Fibber McGee and Molly in blackface.
Oh…the two on the nose ones…can’t help you bud.
the Black-ish one, there is a show, or was a show, called Black-ish on ABC. Just as racist as black face
Ahh, I don’t even own a TV
You kinda do, only its connected to your computer.
Logged in just to LOL at this.
Well played, Tres.
Well played….
I don’t get it, Why is the Prince japanese?
Needs moar labels.
What you did there….well pixelated and not seen.
Que?
Although props to CPRM for posting a good power pop song not like the crap Sloopy usually posts, even though it might be the worst song on the album, it’s still slaps, as the kids say.
I was going to post Synthesizers, but I figured people wouldn’t watch the video enough to clue in on the gag in the video.
Ha, never saw that video, it’s the Ted Nugent shirt, that’s the gag right?
No idea what the gag is but I felt like I was watching Sparks filtered through Dexy’s Midnight Runners. Or vice versa.
Matthew McConaughey as the same character from Dazed and Confused.
Oh. I never saw that.
I like the tune anyway.
*presses play*
Yeah, not bad.
Pyrat XO Reserve is enjoyable for sipping and also makes a tasty Cuba Libre if you can afford to waste middle or top shelf rum on a cocktail.
Pauly Shore is as qualified as anyone else Obama nominated to SCOTUS.
Pygmy pets reminded me of that old DirecTV commercial with the miniature giraffe.
Koch plant revealed!
I think I would have preferred Pauly Shore.
I don’t think (((he))) qualifies as a “wise latina” tho’.
Don’t deny his lived experiences!
Shitlord!1111
Itās unconstitutional buuuudy.
A little preview for what’s coming Wednesday night.
Feel free to mute it, the visuals are all that matter.
Over and under on time until some celebrity chick has a third boob surgically attached?
I wonder if a man transitioning asked their surgeon for that if it would just be seen as normal behavior.
Local plastic surgeon thinks “outside of the botox”
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“Cost ya extra”
50% more!
With current-year logic, I don’t see how the surgeon could deny him without facing accusations of something-phobia.
Could be a fun test for some enterprising Glib.
Depends on how precisely you define “celebrity” but…
“But the second surgeon, who Jasmine is keeping anonymous for now, has agreed to perform the surgery for $50,000 (approximately Ā£39,518) but only after she has undergone a psychiatric evaluation to prove she is sane.”
Well, for some value of “sane”. Im sure she understands some basic economics and the marketability of such….
I know a guy who claimed to have 4 nipples.
Steve Summer’s boyfriend?
I’d like it entered into the record that Kat Cammack really takes the wrinkles out of my love-sausage.
Wow. I don’t get it but go forth and enjoy.
Indeed, all you, broseph.
I prefer my Kat’s a bit a bit skinnier.
(IRL I suspect I’d hate her – or the vaping, at least – but she does do something for me. It’s probably the glasses. And the voice.)
While she’s likely a liberal trash-fire, go for the knockers- go (((Kat Dennings))).
I’m something of an Anti-Q, but, yeah, that’d be the way to go if that’s what’s you’re in to.
?!
I’ve never seen her vaping but if you disapprove of a nick addiction vaping must be better than smoking or?
Anyway if I was into chicks she’s too damn skinny, gah.
I’d split her in two like a piece of dry hickory.
I was once in a relationship where my smoking was an issue. Can’t blame him because I loathed it as a kid. Vaping didn’t exist then but I like to think that it would have helped both of us greatly if he hadn’t self-deported. At the very least I might have been more pleasant to be around during weekends with him, without the nick fits.
I can go a lot longer between vapes than I could between cigs. And even the nic doesn’t seem to be the thing. If Fed Gov hadn’t fucked with the market, I would probably be down to a 0% nic vape by now. But if 0% costs the same as 6% why bother.
In my admittedly limited experience I still find vape kinda stinky. But itās worlds better that cigs, obvs.
She spins my propeller.
She’s my congresscritter. A complete non-entity, but she was chief of the previous guy‘s staff.
I do like that her district encompasses my town, where all the earnestly, feverishly politically correct folks get their ballots cancelled out by the surrounding suburbanites, farmers, and other wealth-creators.
…chief of the previous guyās staff
Alright alright alright…
This is my congresscritter.
Great job CPRM. I love the astronaut one and Pity Party City.
I liked the princesses. Kind of hot.
I did nazi that coming!
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little knot-sies !
Excellent
Less derp. More ‘Firsts. Do you even First, seconder?
First on my own article? Like a peasant!? That would be as uncouth as only owning 1 tiger without gold teeth!
+ Tython
Historically, you’ve seconded (or worse) way more than your alleged “firsts”.
And your contributions to the site are nothing more than regurgitated drivel that you saw on Fox News or read on Gateway.
Face it Bro- you’re the minor league. The farm team, the AAA league of firsting.
Are you calling him the Major League 3: Back to the Minors of Firsters? Not saying your not wrong, but harsh brah.
Facts are facts. Bros history of “firsts” is maybe .187 and thats generous. More like .122.
I have more firsts to this site than he does.
His commentary is neither new nor incisive.
Or insightful.
Harsh indeed.
But accurate. “It’s not mean if it’s true.” [actual book title]
The funniest part is that he is, at most, the second most annoying person on the site. Probably third.
::intrigued…and ever so slightly worried::
You? Annoying? Perish the thought. In no conceivable world.
Iām not that annoying
No, you’re not. How could a rock Sampson be annoying? Fatal, maybe, but never annoying š
It’s none of the early morning crew, I promise.
nothing more than regurgitated drivel that you saw on Fox News or read on Gateway.
To be fair to Bro (ugh) that fits about half the commentors and linkers on the site.
Finally in my hotel room and pissy as hell. Got the roku working in spite of the place. Stupid motion smoothing.
American Ninja is being watched again. Suck it.
Gymkata was the the pinnacle of ninja movies. Nothing more need exist.
Who stole who’s idea?
American Anthem
Mitch Gaylord, sounds like he was destined to be a Gymnast.
Or heir to a container fortune.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulk_box
Statue of Liberty under scaffolding. Pepperidge Farms remembers.
I don’t see Judy Aronson in that.
Outstanding work, Friend! I just fell down and bled everywhere. Festus is just about done with the whole kit and kaboodle. One of these days I’m going to fall on my noggin and that will be that. Pointless being is become pointless.
Dammit man, Professor X is the strongest mutant alive! And he is in wheel chair! Get thee to a hoverround!
Don’t be the driver of the box truck! Or we’ll have to be the old guy making you move a little bit further.
If I was king-dictator, I’d institute a literacy section to the CDL license exam.
*rubs eyes*
*adjusts balls*
Morning Glibs.
Mornin’ Sean et. al.
Good morning, Shirley & Sean! Another virtual vacation day at work – this time, boss & boss’s boss are off to the statewide industry convention, so unless the SVP of Operations (who works from home almost entirely) comes in to review invoices for Accounts Payable, there will be no senior management in the building. Thus, I’m NOT going to wear company logowear with my jeans today!
I’m a bad, bad girl! š
You go, girl!
We have to take our rebellions where we can š
https://youtu.be/L397TWLwrUU
Good Morning ALl:
The sheep have been very bad.
Running barbed wire to keep them in. Neighbors are not as amused as i have been with their roaming.
Good morning, ‘bodru!
Don’t your neighbors appreciate not having to mow their grass as often? Ingrates!
Alas, its the sheep poop.
Yeah…that would be a problem…
They donāt like free fertilizer, in this day of fertilizer factories being blown to bits?
Do you leave the ninety and nine and go into the mountains to recover the one stray?
I have those Time-Life Old West books, and in the one called āThe Ranchersā, it talks about shepherds. It says that they stayed out in the field for months, and everyone assumed they were low intelligence, but whenever they ventured into town, they were surprisingly educated and articulate, because they had been reading encyclopedias (or something) during the long, lonely months of sheep-herding.
It also said that the best way to castrate a male sheep was to use oneās teeth, and so I decided never to become a shepherd.
TBH, i have a crook. It is an awesome tool.
You can castrate sheep with a crook? Iām looking that up right nowā¦
Very baaaaaad, indeed.
Happy Trumpās Arrest Day!
Itās April 4. You know what else happened on April 4?
::cheats by consulting Internet:: Happy Birthday, Muddy Waters! šš¶šøš
So will Trump Arrest Day be the next Federal holiday? We could actually use one between Presidents Day and Memorial Day.
Thatās interesting, but not the event to which I was referring.
I assume you’re referring to MLK’s assassination?
Thatās right.
āEarly morning, April 4
Handcuffs click on the Big Orange Guy
āNow at last
We stopped you from
Another White House try!āā
Im surprised this day isnāt already a Federal Holiday, unless the Feds donāt want to keep reminding people that they were somehow involved.
Needs moar gun control.
Mornin’, reprobates!
I am contemplating seppuku, or maybe just retirement. My (((colleague))) starts vacation tomorrow. Perfect timing, as everything is blowing up right now and I will be pretty much on my own for the next 10 days or so. Fuck. Me.
Bows your time to shine! Itās also the time to stab your colleague in the back, and blame he/she for all the things that go wrong, and to set up your own system for getting things done.
Are you kidding? That sounds like work, and I am getting an allergic reaction just thinking about it.
lol
Good morning, ‘patzie! Hang in there! Or don’t. I’m not your supervisor.
We just shut down for the (((holidays))). Two days this week, two days next.
āFrench Minister Slammed For Playboy Photoshoot As Paris Protests Intensifyā
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/french-minister-slammed-playboy-photoshoot-paris-protests-intensify
Lighten up Francois. Also, Playboy? I thought they went teats up years ago.
I heard Playboy got boring, once they stopped doing articles.
My articles are “the” and “a”. I don’t do pronouns.
You donāt like pronouns?
Albert Andreas Armadillo has a sad
LOL
š¶ Now, I have a friend named Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, š¶
Thanks for the earwormā¦
What’s your opinion on amateur nouns?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xHash5takWU
It is interesting what no one is talking about….
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/dont-talk-about-nord-stream-details-wapo-report-upend-official-narrative
The US FedGov is a nasty piece of work.
The biggest purveyors of state terrorism on the face of the planet all courtesy of our tax dollars. Now stand and salute that flag mister!
Probably the biggest drug cartel as well.
Why would the crime syndicate running the country not be involved in criminal shit they will not let anyone else do without using their corrupt legal system or war machine to shut the competition down?
NordStream had gambling debts and destroyed itself.
Nordstream didnāt kill itself
Nordstream had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
I heard the Nordstream was found with a gun in its right hand, even though itās actually left handed, and that it was shot in the back of the head. Also, it was wearing a grey striped weskit when last seen at a party at the Baltic club, but was dressed in a SpongeBob t-shirt when itās body was discovered.
The most suspicious thing in that report is that the WaPo of all outlets is supposedly questioning the Narrativeā¢ļø.
One of the biggest things in PsyOps is to validate the lie by creating so many conspiracy theories that everyone doubts every narrative…
A handwritten copy of the Hebrew Bible is about to be auctioned off.
https://www.naturalnews.com/2023-04-03-experts-oldest-most-complete-hebrew-bible-50m.html
One of the things that bugs me is the in ability to correctly use āA.D.ā
āA.D.ā goes before the number, not after.
Besides, I thought we had started using āBCEā* and āCEā** now.
*āBefore the Christian Era
**Christian Era
Common Era, I thought.
Thatās how people interpret the letters nowadays.
The first use of āChristian Eraā is in AD 1584, while the first use of āCommon Eraā (in Latin) is AD 1615 (by Johannesburg Kepler).
That is, if this article by Wikipedia is correct:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Era
Was just reading that – I had assumed Common Era was modern, surprised it goes back so far.
I vote we bring back Vulgar Era
āVulgar Eraā is extremely appropriate.
But, I think āBefore the Vugar Dateā should be the replacement for āBCā/āBCEā.
āThe fall of Troy occurred in 1184 BVDsā
*pictures thousands of Greek warriors in tighty-whities *
ALOL
Lol. āJohannesburgā
Spellchecker; you little scamp!