¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Apr 18, 2023 | Daily Links | 255 comments

In this crazy world where YouTube influencers apparently do whatever they need to do to stay relevant and support the current thing to maintain their viewer count.  What does one do when they have kids watching Mr. Beast’s sidekick turn himself into a girl to do it?  Forbid Mr. Beast?

Nope. I am going to pretend he’s cool to make him lame.  I bought a shitload of these:

Which kind of sucks because the ingredient list suggests its made without poison.  Oh well.

¡Enlaces!

Team Brandon sanctions a timeshare company for its ties to drug cartels.

Whoa.  A politician charged with a crime?  I don’t know what to believe anymore.

Due to an increase in demand from the US, not occurring in the past couple of weeks, Constellation Brands (Groupo Modelo) announces a sizable investment in breweries to expand production.

I’d say its just Paraguay but there aren’t too many countries left that will openly say Taiwan is a thing.

When your problem is you don’t have enough access to US Dollars.

I wonder if anyone in the state department is beginning to regret installing this communist yet.  In related news, a NSFW depiction of “Happy Lula” dropped.

 

Today is a good day for something a bit different.  Have a great Tuesday!

 

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255 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    HAPPY STEVE SMITH DAY!!!

    • R.J.

      Is it? I better get the penetration-proof trousers on!

      • Pope Jimbo

        That just ends up with a lot of penetration-proof material shoved up your ass.

      • R C Dean

        Well, the IRS always opens with a letter, so it’s pretty easy, really.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I’m going to go out on a limb and guess the article fails to point out that the IRS are actually the scammers most likely to rob you.

    • Aloysious

      EVERY DAY STEVE SMITH DAY. HIM DANCE. DO MASH POTATO.

  2. Count Potato

    “What does one do when they have kids watching Mr. Beast’s sidekick turn himself into a girl to do it? Forbid Mr. Beast?”

    I think it’s how if at all, they present it.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Clickbait headline followed by giving kids a reason to say Deez Nutz?

    • Compelled Speechless

      I feel like this story should have a tie in joke to STEVE SMITH day. There’s a Mr. Beast and someone getting a ripped a new hole….I just can’t quite make the connection…

  3. Count Potato

    “but there aren’t too many countries left that will openly say Taiwan is a thing”

    Which is complete horseshit. If it’s not a country, then what is it?

    • Drake

      According to U.S. policy since the 70s, it is part of China.

      • Bobarian LMD

        It’s an island.

      • Ted S.

        In fact, Radio Taiwan International used to be the Voice of Free China.

      • rhywun

        According to most international organizations, too.

      • Drake

        But for some reason we are planning on starting WW III over an internal (according to our official policy) Chinese dispute.

      • Ted S.

        In a sane world, everybody would be able to admit that there are in fact two Chinas. It sucks that both of them want to bend the rest of the world’s opinion to their view that there’s only one China and they’re the authentic China.

    • Sean

      “It’s an idea.”

      -Nadler

    • Rat on a train

      Occupied Formosa? Give it back the the Austronesians!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      A snafu, a clusterfuck, a war waiting to happen… something like that.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      The China Superior position.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      A vassal state of the American Empire.

      Or part of China.

      Pick your poison. Taiwan is not a sovereign country.

    • The Last American Hero

      I call China “Mainland Taiwan”.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    I like Modelo Negra.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Me encanta. ¡Muy rica! 🍻

    • DEG

      #metoo

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      👍

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Me too

  5. The Late P Brooks

    What’s a Mr Beast?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Isn’t he one of the X-Men…blue guy, lots of fur?

      • robc

        Blue is a common mutation: Beast, Nightcrawler, Mystique.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Beast didn’t turn blue until he tried to ‘fix’ his mutation and then a coloring error by the printers.

        Nightcrawler is the son of Mystique.

        /Geek off.

      • Pope Jimbo

        They aren’t naturally blue, but do you know how hard it is to get laid when you are a mutant? After a while you just end up way beyond blue balls.

      • limey

        I envisioned a head canon called The Blueniverse which just had all the blue people from whatever franchises I was familiar with. Bolians, Kree, blue X-men, Blue Man Group, Andorians, Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze, the Smurfs…

      • Sean

        Frasier?

    • Count Potato

      He’s an extremely successful YouTuber. I’ve never seen any of his videos, but I severely doubt he needs his “right hand man” to transition to feminine to stay relevant and maintain his viewer count.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yeah, it seems legit, and not a stunt. The transitioning friend didn’t even say anything about it until people started noticing the changes from the hormones.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I just want to have the silence in my house broken by my son blasting some retard on YouTube on his tablet, to stop.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        We have one here too. It’s absolute shit.

      • Count Potato

        How badly can they fuck up a hamburger?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Easy. McDs does it millions of times a day.

      • R.J.

        Tiny bun (like slider size), malformed patty overhanding the bun, crap wilted vegetation. I apologized to my wife for it when it arrived. It will never be ordered again. I suppose he could have shit in it to make it worse. But it was completely unacceptable for a place like DFW.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I don’t think anyone is making that argument. Its just a weird U-turn for a guy who never seemed feminine in anyway until a year or two ago, who is also abandoning his wife and kid to make this change.

        Also, while not a stunt, still awkward for Mr. Beast who has so far avoided stepping on any political landmines.

      • Count Potato

        “who is also abandoning his wife and kid to make this change”

        If true, that’s the part that’s wrong.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Definitely divorcing. I could be wrong about still being an involved parent. At least they are saying they are.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Don’t worry about it.

      • rhywun

        This is the correct answer. I will merrily continue my life forgetting who that is.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I have to say though, the chocolate is not that good.

  6. Count Potato

    “When your problem is you don’t have enough access to US Dollars.”

    I think almost everyone in Latin America is familiar with that problem.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    what many called an “economic miracle” amid strong growth, record exports, low inflation, a fixed exchange rate and subsidized gasoline.

    haha, suckers!

  8. Nephilium

    Just think. Constellation Brands could have just bought another craft brewery.

    • robc

      $1B? I didnt realize Ballast Point was that big.

      • robc

        I can’t find their volume, but back in my day, which is 8 years out of date at this point, a rough valuation estimate was $400 per bbl of production. I don’t think they are 2.5MM bbls per year. But I am sure it is higher than $400 now.

        Just checked, Sam Adams is at about $650 per bbl. They are public, so relatively easy to figure out.

        That would still put Ballast Point at about 1.5MM, and unless I am horribly wrong, they aren’t in that ballpark. They must have got a heck of a valuation.

      • Nephilium

        It was an insane amount of money. It was right when AB-InBev had been snapping up breweries, and Constellation seemed to decide they had to be a part of that. At the time Ballast Point was looking at doing an IPO (or was seeking private equity), from memory, they were looking for $150-$200 million to expand. When they got the $1 billion offer, they took it, and I don’t blame them in the least.

        The initial acquisition took place in 2015, and since then Constellation has sold off Ballast Point at a substantial loss.

      • robc

        2015 aligns with my old $400 knowledge.

        According to that article, they peaked at 431k bbls in 2016, so were probably worth about $170MM.

        They have since dropped to 200k bbls at resale in 2019, for supposedly less than $100MM. Assuming $500-600 makes more sense then, they were a little bit of a discount, but close to right.

        So Constellation way overpaid and the new owners paid something reasonable.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    The landlocked South American country also exports minerals and agricultural products, including soybeans, and has recently seen a surge in gold sales abroad.

    “Agricultural products”

    A sure fire way to replenish their supply of dollar. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Bolivian Marching Agricultural Products.

  10. Shpip

    Re: Bolivia

    The country’s revenues tripled with the nationalization of hydrocarbon resources in 2006, but the sector stagnated due to a lack of investment, and the country went from being an exporter to an importer of hydrocarbons in 2022, according to the National Statistics Institute.

    Where have we seen this before? Some other South American country, if memory serves me right….

    • Bobarian LMD

      Some North American country, too.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I thought Bolivia’s main exports were watches?

      • DEG

        Rolex is based in Switzerland.

      • Sensei

        Yes, but what bezel color?

        (Wants, but won’t pay for the “Pepsi” style.)

    • R C Dean

      “The country’s revenues tripled with the nationalization of hydrocarbon resources”

      I think they mean the government’s revenues. I have a hard time believing sales tripled after nationalization.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    “People are buying dollars due to uncertainty, but those dollars don’t return to the market, they stay under the mattress.”

    That’s okay, those dollars will be back in circulation by the time Team Brandon gets through with their Zimbabwean Monetary Theory.

  12. limey

    I’d say its just Paraguay but there aren’t too many countries left that will openly say Taiwan is a thing.

    The Vatican does, but the ROC diplomatic mission to The Holy See is actually located in Rome, in a country that doesn’t recognise Taiwan.

    Not so interesting facts.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      That’s probably true of most countries given the Vatican is about the size of two city blocks.

      • limey

        That is the reason, yes.

    • grrizzly

      Years ago I obtained a Taiwanese visa in the Taipei Economic and Cultural Office in Boston.

      • limey

        What were you doing in Real China?

      • grrizzly

        After a trip to Beijing, I got impressed with Chinese culture. So I visited the National Palace Museum in Taipei where all the treasures from the Forbidden City are actually stored.

      • Not Adahn

        How do you know they were real and not just Chinese knockoffs?

      • limey

        That’s cool. I would like to remind the most boneheaded China-hawks (not among us I trust) that the CCP is not China. They’re just a bunch of thugs and their sycophants who have been running the place at the expense of it’s people for the past 70 years or so. China was around long before them, and it will be around long after they’re gone, hopefully with much of it’s millennia of culture, art, history etc intact.

      • R C Dean

        I thought most of them had been looted by the Brits during the Opium Wars.

  13. Tundra

    Today is a good day for something a bit different

    Yes! Good call, Señor!

    I don’t hate Modelo. Corona still sucks.

    Good timing on the brewery expansion, though. I doubt demand here is going anywhere but up.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I knew someone would appreciate Danzig.

      • Nephilium

        I’m mildly irritated that I’m going to miss Danzig Sings Elvis when I’m out in Vegas.

      • R.J.

        Oh damn, that would be amazing!

      • Nephilium

        It’s on May 12th, and he is planning on having some more shows doing it as well. I brought it up to the girlfriend, so then I had to play a song for her from that album, from his solo band, and from the Misfits. She couldn’t tell them apart…

      • Chafed

        And yet you remain a couple. Now, who is at fault?

    • Chafed

      That may be my favorite Danzig song. How hot is it in Arizona that you chose it today, MS?

  14. Penguin

    Comer says ‘6 or 7 Biden family members’ may have been involved in overseas business schemes

    Comer says ‘6 or 7 Biden family members’ may have been involved in overs…
    House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer believes that more than half a dozen members of the Biden clan machine.

    And in addition to influence peddling, Senate report links Hunter Biden to ‘prostitution or human trafficking ring’

    Human trafficking and (forced?) prostitution. Senate report links Hunter Biden to ‘prostitution or human trafficking reports.
    Hunter Biden allegedly sent “thousands of dollars” to people who appear to be involved in the sex industry, accord to a Wednesday report by Senate Republicans

    https://nypost.com/2023/03/16/james-comer-believes-6-to-7-biden-family-members-involved-in-overseas-dealings/

    https://nypost.com/2020/09/23/senate-report-links-hunter-biden-to-trafficking-ring/

    • Count Potato

      Now, imagine if it were Trump’s family.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        You couldn’t get away from the news about it if you went to the remote regions of the Amazon if it were the Trump family.

        That said, I would take with a grain of salt any stories about human trafficking considering human trafficking has had it’s definition stretched beyond its common meaning. I think he sent thousand of dollars to people in the sex industry in the normal manner.

      • Penguin

        By modern political standards, it was perfectly cromulent. See CP above you.

    • The Gunslinger

      And nothing else happened. But we have a report on file.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Never!

  15. DEG

    The original Mexicali plant was canceled in the fallout of a 2018 water rights dispute, in which Constellation was accused of siphoning off scarce water resources in the northern state of Baja California to brew beer for the U.S. market. The federal government eventually revoked permission to construct the new plant.

    Modern day “Mexicali Blues”.

  16. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    “ Efraín Alegre of the more centrist Authentic Radical Liberal Party”

    You should see the other guys!

    • Tres Cool

      But what about the Radical Party of Authentic Liberals ?

      • Not Adahn

        They got skinsuited and the authentic Radical Liberals formed the Famous Authentic Radical Liberal Party.

  17. DEG

    Rainbow Reload comes to NH

    One of the founders of Rainbow Reload, a New Hampshire-based group of LGBTQ people who teach others how to defend themselves with firearms, scoffs at the idea the organization is dangerous.

    “All Rainbow Reload does is train, explain how guns work, and we make sure there is no political activity,” said Finn Sicaria, who uses the pronouns they/their. “We make sure it stays a comfortable space that everyone can access.”

    It is part of the national movement “pink pistol” movement that can be traced back to an article at Salon.com by Jonathan Rauch.

    Angered by violence against the LGBT community, Rauch wrote, “The gay movement often portrays homosexuals as helpless victims. Here’s an alternative: Arm them… If it became widely known that homosexuals carry guns and know how to use them, not many bullets would need to be fired.”

    Sicaria is a pseudonym used while they sort out their gender identity transition. The 33-year-old says they moved to southern New Hampshire several years ago to get away from violence directed at queer people and to get away from local governments that restrict the right to bear arms.

    “I’m never leaving,” Sicaria said.

    • kinnath

      Everyone should have guns and know how to use them.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Progressives seem to think that 2A advocates would be angry/scared that groups of ostensibly marginalized people are arming themselves. They are genuinely puzzled when the reaction from gun nuts isn’t for them to reverse their position, but instead to congratulate their new gun nut friends into the fold.

      • R C Dean

        It’s probably been 20 years since I went to a gun show in the Twin Cities. There was a Pink Pistols table there. They had a good crowd, mostly, I suspect, straight-arrow gun nuts being friendly.

      • R.J.

        Absolutely. If we have to have public schools, all kids should be taught to shoot on a variety of guns – revolvers, semi-autos, rifles, pistols. It should be a skill like learning English or Math. Guns are the great equalizer. That is why leftists fear them.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Got no issue with it.

      “ Angered by violence against the LGBT community”

      Sure, whatever…. go shoot up an elementary school if it makes you feel better.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Should I start looking for other Scruffyy quotes in upcoming shooter manifestos?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Maybe, but you’ll never see the manifesto anyway.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Not true. If it’s a right-wing white dude, the entire thing will appear completely unedited on the main page of every corporate news site. Some may even be accidentally published a couple of hours before the shooting occurs and need to get pulled down.

      • DEG

        Two things jumped out at me when I read that article.

        I remember all sorts of articles about how militia-types in the 90s were arming themselves was a bad thing.

        I also noted later in the article about Sicaria talking about providing security at protests. I thought to myself, “Antifa’s foot soldier”.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        As per usual, when the Left talks about self-defense, they mean silencing dissent.

      • R C Dean

        Yup. When disagreement, even silence, “is violence”, the battlespace is being prepped, and the slope is being greased for extra slipperiness.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      “I’m never leaving,” Sicaria said.

      The problem with the Free State Project right there. You have people coming for the freedom and then staying to impose their own progressive ideas.

      • Count Potato

        Possibly, but wanting to have gun for self-defense is hardly progressive.

      • R C Dean

        I’d want to know more about the “violence against the LGBT” community before I sign off on this being “self-defense”.

      • Count Potato

        I don’t think anyone needs to know anything about it. People have a right to self-defense regardless.

        Although, I do remember a few years ago there were a bunch of stories where blacks were attacking gays in NYC, and the media avoiding mentioning the assailants were black. (There was similar coverage over the attacks on asians.)

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Nancy Pelosi assured me that the attacks on Asians were due to white supremacy.

      • R C Dean

        People have a right to self-defense, true. But when you cross the line to saying dissent, or even silence, is violence, you’re not talking about self-defense (as you and I mean it) any more.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Everything in the political sphere comes down to dishonest word games now. Most people are sold a premise without being told that the definitions of words in the premise have been deliberately changed. Why we’ve become such a low trust society is such a noodle-scratcher.

      • DEG

        I don’t think anyone needs to know anything about it. People have a right to self-defense regardless.

        Sure.

        I highly doubt Sicaria is actually interested in self-defense. I suspect, based on some of the article, that he (it?) is an Antifa footsoldier.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Me too. There’s nothing wrong with them protecting themselves if they are on the receiving end of a beatdown. However, too many seem to think that a different opinion is violence.

    • R C Dean

      “All Rainbow Reload does is train, explain how guns work, and we make sure there is no political activity”

      Except for the part where everything is political. “The personal is political”, remember?

      “Angered by violence against the LGBT community”

      I could use a few examples, because nothing comes to mind.

  18. Tundra
    • Sean

      Uncomfortable… in your pants

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Uh… could I hang out with your wife?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Oy…

      • Chafed

        She is a smoke show. She got all of her mother’s beauty.

    • The Other Kevin

      Thanks, I’m going to use that template for whenever someone emails me.

      Tundra: Hey Kevin, when are you coming back to Denver?
      Kevin: Let’s get to know each other better, I’ve attached a form for you to join my fan club.

      • Tundra

        *fills out form*

      • Pope Jimbo

        Remember, that all he needs is the filled out form to be returned. No need to slip in any of your “candid” shots so you can be extra special friends.

      • Tundra

        Excellent reminder. Thanks!

      • The Other Kevin

        Damn, now I have to do a photo shoot so I can get you that poster.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        You better have the hair.

      • Tundra

        And the medallions.

      • Pope Jimbo

        When Wayne is found robbed and scalped in his home, are the two of you in any way legally culpable?

      • slumbrew

        His flow isn’t quite what it was.

      • Shirley Knott

        I love this site!

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Modern day “Mexicali Blues”.

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    Wow. I haven’t heard that in a long time. Bueno.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Hamill is a perennial frontrunner for worst celebrity political takes. That’s pretty incredible when you consider the competition.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Tis the world we live in.

        “Shut up and entertain me “ is a lost concept.

  20. DEG

    She spoke her truth

    The woman who leveled sexual assault charges against her uncle said she won in the end, though a Hillsborough County jury found him not guilty on Thursday.

    “I actually won because I was able to stand up there in front of everybody and speak my truth,” the woman said the day after the verdict.

    She asked that her name not be used.

    On Thursday, a jury found Thomas Jarvis, 45, not guilty of two felony sexual assault charges.

    The jury deliberated for about two hours. During a three-day trial in Hillsborough County Superior Court, Jarvis took the stand and denied any sexual contact with the girl.

    • DEG

      If you run into a paywall when trying to read that article, try this link.

    • Count Potato

      “She asked that her name not be used.”

      That’s bullshit.

      • Pope Jimbo

        And no journalo should respect her decision. In fact the headline should include her name and “LIAR”.

    • R C Dean

      Couldn’t convince the jury it was the truth, though.

      And, yeah, anonymous accusations are bullshit. One of the things that put me off on TOS was their refusal to name the lying POS frat gang rape accuser, even after it was crystal clear she was a lying POS.

      • Ted S.

        Jackie Coakley?

        Almost as much a scumbag as Martha Coakley.

      • Chafed

        That’s a high bar to clear.

      • slumbrew

        Almost. But not quite.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Pet peeve. There is no “my truth”. There is the truth, which is often hard to find, but my truth doesn’t exist.

      • Mason

        “My truth” is in her case what reality calls a lie.

    • Penguin

      The jury deliberated for about two hours.

      .

      They debated for two hours on a felony conviction? Wow, why am I thinking ‘bunch of woke bullshit’.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Que?

    A push is underway to unionize the Ben and Jerry’s scoop shop on Church Street in downtown Burlington.

    The ice cream maker’s flagship shop is the first of the chain to form a union organizing committee.

    A union organizer said last summer employees found someone unconscious in the bathroom from a suspected overdose. Workers want fair compensation for dealing with the epidemic.

    “I think it would be nice to have better training for how to deal with situations that come up from the opioid epidemic and just the unhoused community around here. I think sometimes we are just thrown into stressful situations and expected to think on our feet and that can be a little scary,” said Josie Clark, a shift manager at Ben and Jerry’s.

    Needz moar safe spaces.

  22. Yusef drives a Kia

    I love my new job but I cant stand south Carolina,
    Everything moves sooooo slow, I need to get back to the big city,
    Tall Cans!

    • Drake

      Where in SC?

      I have to consciously tell myself to be patient while driving because they really are not in a hurry.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Fort mill right on the border, they people are very nice but I left MI partially due to small townitis.
        Yet here I am til Saturday, then I come home and run San Diego county. Lowes, Target, bev mo, total wine and more much fun ahead.

    • DEG

      Congratulations on your new job.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Thanks, this one looks like a winner.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        No kidding

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      They’re slow because they’re all waiting on Graham to come out of the closet.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Who else but congenitally slow people would elect Graham?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Descendants of William Faulkner?

      • Nephilium

        Isn’t that what Pope Jimbo said already?

      • Pope Jimbo

        It’s already Benjy said before ….

    • The Other Kevin

      My brother used to work for a railroad tank car company. They sent him all over the country. He hated Louisiana because they did everything so slow and his trips were extremely unproductive. He figured it was the heat.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I used to call it the Memphis Mosey. Guys walking so fucking slow down the road. After a few summers there, though, I came around to their point of view. You have to walk slow so the heat doesn’t kill you (or make you sweat like a pig).

      • R C Dean

        Back when I was a wee tad of a high school student, I worked a big construction site. The contractor was from WI, and they said the same thing – “Everybody is sooo sloooow here.”

        Looked to me like everything was getting done, though. I don’t recall any ass-chewings for missing deadlines. Motion =/= progress. I mean, so you walk faster than me and get to the shop 10 seconds sooner. Yay, you?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I wonder what the comparative accident rates on the construction sites were.

        My wife is always complaining that I move too slowly. My view is that I move deliberately and think through before proceeding.

        I very rarely have accidents. In contrast, in just the past year, my wife has grabbed the buffalo-rated electric fence, gotten wood splinters in her eye from a chainsaw requiring urgent medical attention, sliced a good chunk of her finger off while chopping food too fast, and slipped several times on wet pavement or holes from the dogs.

        She thinks these things are unrelated.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        My wife particularly hates the part where I say “let’s get started” and proceed to stare at the issue for a while, formulating a plan. That’s why we don’t do projects together.

  23. Pope Jimbo

    I love Minnesoda, but the DFL sure seems hell bent on running me out of the state. Their latest efforts.

    $17B surplus and they are coming up with new taxes? Just to make the “rich” pay their fair share (and the greedy corporations too).

    I’m not even all that rich, but damn I’m getting tired of paying more and more while the car jackers get subsidized.

    • R C Dean

      They could pay off the state debt with that surplus. I’m guessing that hasn’t been suggested by a single Person Who Matters.

    • Tundra

      Remember when Jesse gave us our money back?

      And then took a bunch back for the homeless/criminal transport system?

      You know, I’m starting to think that the problem might be government itself!

    • Chafed

      They’re jealous of everything Newsom has accomplished.

    • Sensei

      It’s new not used…

  24. The Late P Brooks

    “It was definitely a group decision, and I think everyone is excited to work together along with the managers to make sure we have a seat at the table when decisions are being made,” said Jess Schenk, a shift manager at Ben and Jerry’s.

    I thought we were an autonomous collective.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      They’re about to experience the violence inherent in the system.

  25. Gustave Lytton

    Constellation is not Modelo. They hold a license to the name in the US but brew their own inferior product in their own facilities.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Damnit. This shit is confusing as hell.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Similarly, Sapporo, Bass, Newcastle, and Lowenbrau among many others. are name only in the US.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Whoops

      • slumbrew

        Ooof. That’s a big nut, even for them.

      • R.J.

        They settled, and did not go to trial. It should have gone to trial. There was no malicious intent by Fox. This was a mistake.

      • DEG

        Of course they settled. Fox is Establishment.

      • Chafed

        Fox is not run by naifs and was lawyered up to the hilt. They weren’t exactly bullied into settlement.

      • Nephilium

        This was a settlement, not the system.

      • R C Dean

        There’s no settlement if the lawsuit is thrown out by the system.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Surprise

    U.S. weapons maker Lockheed Martin Corp’s (LMT.N) first-quarter results surpassed Wall Street targets on Tuesday despite parts and labor shortages, as simmering geopolitical tensions fueled demand from both U.S. and international customers.

    Shares of the company rose as much as 3.8% to hit a record high of $508.1 in early trading.

    Rising tensions in Europe, the South China Sea and the Indo-Pacific region have translated to more orders for Lockheed’s F-35 fighter aircraft, missiles and other defense equipments, driving quarterly net sales of $15.13 billion above estimates of $15.03 billion.

    Is that all?

    • The Other Kevin

      The real winners in the Biden economy so far are Big Pharma and Big Missile.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Big Missile was my nickname in college.

      • R C Dean

        How cool is that? Big Pharma was mine!

  27. The Late P Brooks

    “I actually won because I was able to stand up there in front of everybody and speak my truth,”

    And nobody believed you.

    • R C Dean

      Well, compared to the half trillion Alex Jones got tagged for, it’s a bargain.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I thought Jones got walloped with a trillion even.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    The Pentagon’s $858 billion defense budget for 2023 has also resulted in multiple contract wins for U.S. defense firms such as Lockheed, Raytheon Technologies (RTX.N) and Northrop Grumman Corp (NOC.N), which count the U.S. Department of Defense as their biggest customer.

    And here I thought Trump was going to set the world ablaze.

    • R C Dean

      It’s still his fault. Haven’t you been watching the news?

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Repost from a misthread upthread-Fox has to fork over 787 million bucks to Dominion.

    Based on a little snippet I saw earlier, the judge stacked the deck so effectively there wasn’t any point in Fox even showing up in court, so they settled.

    • R C Dean

      Never forget (although they’d like you too): Judges are also pubsecs, and certainly can be a cog in the Deep State machine.

      • Ted S.

        Govsec.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Except for this one obviously minor, anecdotal exception, I still #believeallwomen.

    • R C Dean

      Especially in Palo Alto, CA.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Maybe she fucked the DA and threatened to do the same thing to him?

    • Not Adahn

      The false accusations were NBD. What got her in trouble was…

      The perjury counts are based on Gries signing forms to receive California Victim Compensations Board benefits.

      • R C Dean

        As always, lie to fuck a fellow human, no prob. Lie to fuck the gov out of a few bucks, big prob.

  30. R C Dean

    I watched the new Budweiser ad. My first reaction: “Even the horse is running away from Budweiser”.

    Honestly, though, the cherry on top of that steaming pile of desperation was the shout-out to 9/11. I mean, the rest was just blah “patriotic” whatever, but that was just . . . Unnecessary.

    • Tundra

      Why do you hate first responders?

      • Pope Jimbo

        He wants the terrorists to win.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Worse. He hangs out here. He probably is a terrorist.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Has he been seen at any PTA meetings?

      • R.J.

        They might be responders, but that does not make them Firsters.

    • Nephilium

      It’s not the first time Budweiser has tried to wrap themselves in the flag. The joke in the craft beer community was that it was cute that a Belgian owned company thought they were American.

      • robc

        Brazilo-Belgian.

        InBev was formed from the merger of a Brazilian company and a Belgian company.

      • robc

        In case anyone doesnt know, and assuming I have missed no buyouts, Yuengling is the largest American owned brewery.

      • UnCivilServant

        If it’s publically traded, I have to assume it’s owned by people who hate me.

      • DEG

        Yuengling is privately owned.

      • Nephilium

        I thought the argument could be made for Pabst as well, but they contract everything while Yuengling does brew their own (although I believe they may have contracted some production and distribution with MillerCoors).

      • DEG

        Yuengling has partnered with MillerCoors to expand production/distribution. MillerCoors brews and distributes Yuengling in Texas.

    • limey

      🎶 Real American horses 🎶

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Motion =/= progress.

    *uptwinkles*

  32. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Due to an increase in demand from the US, not occurring in the past couple of weeks, Constellation Brands (Groupo Modelo) announces a sizable investment in breweries to expand production.

    Because, unlike another beverage company, their commercials are awesome

    • Gustave Lytton

      Switch to Constellation and pay their licensing fees to AB InBev.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Today, in kkkorporate bullying

    In this edition of Eat the Rich Weekly, the President and CEO of MillerKnoll, a company hawking the uninspired and overpriced furniture that likely litters your own place of employment, told staffers inquiring about a bonus via Zoom to “leave pity city.”

    Andi Owen, the woman at the helm of MillerKnoll who took home just shy of $5 million (including a $1.2 million bonus) in 2022, hopped on a video call last week to inform employees that from where she’s sitting in Very Bad Person Valley, they have some gall for asking for an acknowledgement of their labor.

    Boo fucking hoo. Thank goodness we have snippy bitch “business journalists” to put her in her place.

    *Axially, a CEO who barely makes 5 million bucks is practically working for pauper’s wages, in Joe Biden’s America.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Right? If you’re a CEO making $5 mil, you need to crony harder.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Commie journo’s dream: “Okay, I’ll give 100% of my compensation for this year to the bonus pool”

      Reality: $5M/8k employees = $625 bonuses for everybody. Whoop de doo. Certainly nothing to sneeze at, but hardly worth getting one’s panties in a bunch over.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Don’t ask commies to math. Literally, their entire worldview would collapse if they were ever successfully balanced an equation.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I not grammar so good. The irony is not lost.

    • slumbrew

      “uninspired”

      Makers of the Aeron, one of the most iconic designs of the last few decades. Plus all that boring old Eames stuff.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    “I’m going to address this head on,” she continued. “The most important thing we can do right now is focus on the things that we can control. None of us could’ve predicted covid, none of us could’ve predicted supply chain, none of us could’ve predicted bank failures. But what we can do, is stay in front of our customers, provide the best customer service we can, get our orders out our door, treat each other well, be kind, be respectful, focus on the future, because it will be bright.”

    If you’re thinking that this simply sounds like some garden variety white woman toxic positivity, you’re right! But as it often does, the veil soon slipped.

    “Don’t ask about, ‘What are we going to do if we don’t get a bonus?’ Get the damn $26 million dollars,” Owen demanded, her voice hitting the same octave my mother’s did when I told her forgot to file my taxes until last week. “Spend your time and your effort thinking about the $26 million dollars we need and not thinking about what you’re going to do if you don’t get a bonus. Alright? Can I get some commitment for that?”

    “garden variety white woman toxic positivity”- sick burn.

    I thought female executives were the cure for every corporate ill. Is that not true?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      She’s obviously the woman face of the patriarchy.

    • Ted S.

      Bullshit we couldn’t predict supply chain issues.

      Foreseeable consequences are not unintentional.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    “I had an old boss who said, ‘You can visit pity city, but you can’t live there,’” Owen concluded. “So, people, leave pity city! Let’s get it done.” Spoken like a true pink power suit capitalist SheEO—namely one that bought up a lot of shares in her own company’s stock and told the New York Times she often longs for the good old days when she lived in Berkeley where she could “walk down the street and everyone thought the same way.”

    There’s no one more despicable than a traitor to her own tribe.

    • slumbrew

      one that bought up a lot of shares in her own company’s stock

      Is that a complaint that she bought up shares in the company she runs? How is that bad? She believes in the company enough to buy herself more shares?

      Our founder & CEO has (had? I’ll have to check) a standing $1M out-of-pocket buy order every quarter (automated/pre-scheduled, so no insider trading headaches). He believes in this company he built and puts his money where his mouth is.

      • Ted S.

        Stock buybacks are terrible because the money is going to stockholders, not employees.

      • slumbrew

        Dammit, Ted’’s’, don’t make me read the article to see if they’re talking buybacks or personal purchases.

        D-bag journolo disapproves either way.

    • Count Potato

      SheEO? Really?

    • R.J.

      The should be the entrance for Q to say “Welcome to Titty City.”

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Murder and mayhem unleashed

    Twitter has, once again, quietly updated a significant policy without explanation. The company appears to have changed its hateful conduct policy to remove a section that protected transgender people from misgendering and deadnaming, in a move spotted by GLAAD.

    Twitter had originally banned targeted deadnaming and misgendering in 2018. “We prohibit targeting others with repeated slurs, tropes or other content that intends to degrade or reinforce negative or harmful stereotypes about a protected category,” the policy stated. “This includes targeted misgendering or deadnaming of transgender individuals.”

    That last sentence has now been removed. Twitter’s policy page indicates it was last updated in “April 2023.” But, as GLAAD points out, a look through the Wayback Machine suggests the change was made April 8th.

    Oh

    my

    GOD!

    The intertubes will run red with blood.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Has Bruce Jenner weighed in on it yet?

      • limey

        Yeah, about 180lbs.

      • Tundra

        210.

        Silicone isn’t as dense as muscle.

    • Nephilium

      So… April 8th isn’t part of April 2023?

      • hayeksplosives

        I don’t get the point either. April 8 is April. What’s the problem?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Maybe they are using the Orthodox calendar.

    • Tundra

      Cool car.

      Thanks, DEG!