Saturday Morning Mom’s Birthday Links

by | Apr 29, 2023 | Daily Links | 156 comments

                            My actual childhood home.

Mom is turning 90, so I’m heading to Baltimore to attend the party. Maybe I’ll find a cougar in her assisted living facility… and sadly, there’s no Publix roasted chicken there. Ah well.

Anyway, she’s not the only one with a birthday, we also have a guy who may have scooped Einstein; a famous sledder; the guy who figured out why some molecular vibrations looked a bit funny; the greatest composer in American history; a guy whom I celebrate on my birthday; a guy whom we celebrate on Riven’s birthday; the most fun shortstop I ever watched; a guy who challenged Social Security for crazy Ponzi schemes; a guy who was famous for driving around in circles; a guy who, at his essence, was about nothing; the very worst Star Trek captain; and one of my favorite masturbatory fantasies.

While I clean up, let’s Link.

 

Cunt.

 

Congratulations, you invented a lesbian bar. Expect to be burned out within the next month or two.

 

“Find one in every Negro’s car. You’ll see.”

 

“How do you say ‘chutzpah’ in Ukrainian?”

 

He’s right, but not for the reasons he thinks.

 

They’re not even pretending any more.

 

But of course, this is far less important than Supreme Court spouses having lives beyond Walmart greeter.

 

Really, what other song would work here?

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

156 Comments

  1. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    The hilarity is anyone in Congress criticizing SCOTUS over ethics.

    • Lackadaisical

      +1 Paul pelosi

      • DrOtto

        That’s Paul “I have the worst luck after 2 a.m.” Pelosi to you.

  2. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    But earlier this month, 43-year-old Nguyen’s first-of-its-kind establishment in Portland, Oregon, celebrated its one-year anniversary. Aptly named The Sports Bra, it’s a sports bar where only women athletes appear on the TVs.

    All Lia Thomas, all the time.

    • Sean

      😱

    • Old Man With Candy

      Why would having a shenis make you any less of a woman?

    • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

      Have you been to Portland? ‘Cause that is peak Portland.

    • Lackadaisical

      She looks good for 43.

      • Sean

        You need to get out more.

      • Pope Jimbo

        That sounds like a slanted opinion.

      • Fourscore

        Yellow journalism!

    • cyto

      Muddling through the details in the article makes this sound like more of an activist statement than a business.

      They took in a million bucks the first year, but seemingly laid out about the same amount. They say it was “profitable” but also list a couple hundred grand in investments, loans and outright donations to the cause to “keep the doors open” for a total of 6 months.

      It was clear as mud, but it didn’t sound like this thing is actually profitable, despite support from big name women’s sports stars making appearances and streaming services providing extra content. It sounded more like they meant “cash flow positive” over some period of months.

      I dunno. I would prefer a world where this sort of place exists. But despite this rah-rah article, it doesn’t sound like there is actually a market, beyond a sports-themed lesbian bar. (The article cites being lesbian as important a couple of times)

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        👆👆👆

        Your average journalist can’t distinguish between a cash flow analysis, an income statement, and a balance sheet. Hell, Jim Cramer doesn’t even seem capable of it.

      • Penguin

        Cramer’s great. Just do the opposite of whatever he says.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yes, the Opposite Kramer for the micro and Opposite Krugman for the macro strategies can make you quite a bit of money.

      • creech

        Proof: watch the entrepreneurs looking for investments on “Shark Tank.”

  3. Gender Traitor

    Happy Birthday to your mom, Old Man!

    Really, what other song would work here?

    Nice tune. Beats hell out of this. (Click at your own risk. Even I didn’t sit through it.)

  4. Gender Traitor

    A law against the dangling car air fresheners?? I smell the influence of Big Febreze!

    • Fourscore

      I guess panties are no longer in fashion? While not an air freshener per se…

      • creech

        Not in fashion after wife says “Hey, these aren’t my size!”

  5. Sean

    You gonna take her some spiked lemonade?

  6. cavalier973

    Nachman of Breslov (Hebrew: רַבִּי נַחְמָן מִבְּרֶסְלֶב Rabbī Naḥmān mīBreslev), also known as Reb Nachman of Bratslav, Reb Nachman Breslover (Yiddish: רבי נחמן ברעסלאווער Rebe Nakhmen Breslover), and Nachman from Uman (April 4, 1772 – October 16, 1810), was the founder of the Breslov Hasidic movement. He was particularly known for his creative parables,[1] which drew on Eastern European folktales to create mystical and mythic fantasies and which influenced 20th century literature, probably including the works of Franz Kafka.[2]

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nachman_of_Breslov

  7. Grosspatzer

    commonly known in English-speaking countries by his personal name Hirohito[a] (裕仁), was the 124th emperor of Japan, ruling from 25 December 1926 until his death in 1989.

    I did not know that Hirohito was a personal name. But what were his her xer pronouns?

    • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

      God/Emperor

  8. Grumbletarian

    The pending gas ban was proposed by Hochul per recommendations from the Climate Action Council empowered by a 2019 law passed by Albany Democrats soon after they secured one-party rule in Albany by winning control of the state Senate for the first time in a decade.

    But the electrification of new buildings will increase demand for power in the winter because of the use of heat pumps rather than boilers to keep buildings warm, similar to how air conditioning already drives spikes during the summer.

    “Why would they load down the grid with more electric? New York has had so many problems over the years with blackouts in the summertime when it’s hot,” Francine Leibman of the Upper East Side said.

    This will add to the burdens already imposed by green energy efforts, including a 2022 state law signed by Hochul that will ban the sales of gas automobiles by 2035.

    “Now they want to have electric cars — which OK, I’m all for that — but they want to make stoves electric too? How will the grid cope?”

    Fossil fuels made up about 43% of the 10,014-megawatt hours produced in New York state in January compared to the 6% coming from renewable sources like wind and solar power that are supposed to replace natural gas, according to the U.S. Energy information Administration.

    Tut tut, citizen. A few more windmills upstate will fix it.

    • Lackadaisical

      It’s shocking how little generating capacity had been added in’green’ energy.

      There are wind turbines and solar panels all over. It really can’t work.

      • rhywun

        The future is offshore. The whales are happy to give their lives for Gaia.

      • Brawndo

        +1 whale blubber lamps

      • Penguin

        And that’s not even taking in the fact that energy grids have to be run continuously. Yes, they do go through ups & down in demand, but if the wind stops blowing, or the sun stops glowing, the grid needs backup energy immediately. That’s usually natgas, since it’s really the only source of energy that can be brought up with very short lead times.

        Go tell Hochul to take a flying leap, and wear your Hank Hill t-shirts with pride.

      • juris imprudent

        Here’s a big pile of derp from The Nation. Very optimistic, but the author expects support and not pushback on building out 75,000 miles of new high transmission lines. Good luck with the NIMBYs on that. Oh, and the BIG NEW green energy source isn’t any of the existing ones on his charts – so, magic?

      • Penguin

        Good luck with the NIMBYs on that.

        Seriously.

        Oh, and the BIG NEW green energy source isn’t any of the existing ones on his charts – so, magic?

        I thought we all agreed: unicorn farts.

      • creech

        I wonder if all the high rise luxury condos in NYC have installed turbines yet? Why should the hicks on Oswego and Hammondsport have all the infrastructure?

    • rhywun

      The problem here is that all the mans-on-the-street believe the “climate crisis” hogwash that they’ve been propagandized with for decades. Nobody can be bothered to question anything and until that happens, it’s down the toilet we go.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Don’t worry, it’s self-correcting.

        The correction is a bit of a bitch though.

    • R C Dean

      “Now they want to have electric cars — which OK, I’m all for that”

      *facepalm* Immediately after she points out that NY already has blackouts.

      • Sean

        You ain’t seen nothing yet.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I tried to get kicked off Twitter by calling Hochul a cunt, but apparently in the Musk era, truth IS a defense.

    • Grosspatzer

      Interesting implementation:

      https://nypost.com/2023/04/27/hochul-reveals-229b-conceptual-budget-agreement-after-27-day-delay/

      Albany Democrats reached an agreement to effectively ban gas stoves in new buildings in the future by blocking methane hook-ups to new, small, buildings beginning in 2025 and larger structures by 2028.

      Propane stoves are ok, I guess. As for heating, I don’t see any ban on oil heat, did they already ban that? When people start freezing to death, maybe coal will make a comeback.

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, first winter where a significant number of people freeze to death and anyone prattling on about global warming (change the name all you want, it’s still the same shit) will end up on the real life version of Naked and Afraid.

      • Pine_Tree

        I actually thought that there was a good chance of that (Russian gas pipeline off, very high energy prices, etc.) this past winter, for Europe, but it turned out quite mild.

      • juris imprudent

        They got lucky this time. Make the system more fragile/vulnerable and keep pushing your luck.

      • Brawndo

        A coworker of mine takes the wood pallets home for heat.

    • cyto

      I liked that the author included a bit about the governor keeping her gas stoves.

  9. Grosspatzer

    Happy b-day to yo mama, Old Man. 90 is a nice round number.

  10. Pope Jimbo

    Happy birthday to your Old Mom. Maybe you could take her to see your favorite movie?

  11. Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

    Happy b-day to the Mom, OMWC.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of post-apocalyptic Hellscapes-

    I watched “Book of Eli” ast night. It was the first time I had ever seen it from beginning to end. itwas pretty good.

    On the whole, nicer than Baltimore.

    • Grosspatzer

      Denzel as a blind man kicking ass. One of my favorites.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, but my favorite for him doing that is still Man on Fire. Such a good supporting cast.

    • Ted S.

      I watched Runaway Train on Tubi.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        I love that movie.

  13. Pope Jimbo

    A bar with a bunch of women focused on balls? seems problematic.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Problematic or intriguing?

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Of all Cuomo’s crimes against the people of New York, Hochul is the worst. They should both swing.

    • rhywun

      She was billed as a “moderate” from a more “sensible” part of the state. Back in the before times when one could almost plausibly claim that not every single Democrat was fully on-board with the craziest radicals among them.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Moderately batshit crazy

  15. The Late P Brooks

    “There are many paths to the good life,” she said. “There are so many things to do if you’re open to change and opportunity.”

    Prostituting yourself takes many forms.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Twenty bucks is twenty bucks.

  16. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    I’m somewhat surprised ABC even agreed to interview him. I suppose he presents enough of a threat that they felt they had to do something.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/watch-abc-news-admits-it-censored-rfk-jr-interview-false-claims-about-covid-19

    In a remarkable video, ABC News presented a pre-recorded interview with presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, telling viewers that parts of what was said had been edited out because he said something about the COVID vaccine that the news network disagrees with.

    The rather explicit assumption is that a news network should have opinions on vaccine efficacy or anything else that they adhere to in censoring others. The corporate media has completely dropped the mask of impartiality. They’re not even bothering to hide it or explain it away now.

    • rhywun

      I’m surprised he agreed to let them interview him. He should know better than that.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Any coverage I guess…

        But ABC fucked him over twenty years ago on vaccines. They deep-sixed an expose he put together with Jake Tapper. That was the beginning of their feud. They despise each other now.

      • Pine_Tree

        I wonder whether he suspected they were going to do something like that, and went along to allow them the chance to pull the mask off and show their true colors. Not sure if he’s that smart/savvy.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Monstrous bigot

    On Friday, Gianforte signed the bill banning gender-affirming health care for minors – the first to reach his desk. Kaitlin Price, a spokesperson for the governor, said Gianforte is “committed to protecting Montana children from invasive medical treatments that can permanently alter their healthy, developing bodies.”

    What ever happened to all that stuff about “developing brains” anyway? Where are the people who used to run around saying children had to be protected from their own ill considered irreversible choices?

    • rhywun

      They’re still quite active and they’re the same people pushing hormones and surgeries.

    • Penguin

      When will this stupidity be over with?

    • Shpip

      The meeting between the governor and his son comes at a time when more than 400 anti-LGBTQ bills have been introduced in state legislatures across the US – more than twice the number introduced all of last year, according to American Civil Liberties Union data as of April 3.

      If “stay away from kids” is considered an attack on a community, maybe that community deserves to be attacked.

      • Ted S.

        Maybe anti-T, but the T are actively against the L and G parts of the alphabet soup.

      • rhywun

        anti-LGBTQ bills

        That’s impressively mendacious.

        I still don’t know WTF the Q is, but the Ts being deliberately anti L, G, and maybe B if one believes in its existence kind of gives the game away.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I prefer anti-child mutilation, much closer to the truth.

      • The Last American Hero

        Good, because my state just allowed the state to cut off a kids dick their dick and if the parents protest, they can take the kid.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    In a statement on Twitter, Montana House Minority Leader Kim Abbott, a Democrat, said the measure “eliminates the rights of health care providers, the rights of parents, and the rights of children.”

    “I’m deeply dissapointed in the Governor for signing this bill into law and prioritizing poisonous political rhetoric over Montanans’ fundamental liberties,” Abbott said.

    The Human Rights Campaign condemned the governor for signing the bill that would “make it effectively impossible for health care practitioners to provide age-appropriate, best practice, gender affirming care to transgender youth.”

    “It would also forbid state employees who work with minors from ‘promoting’ treatment for gender dysphoria, chilling the ability of educators, public health workers, child care workers, and employees of state medical facilities to be able to do their job,” the advocacy group said.

    Montana Human Rights Network described the law as “discriminatory” and said it “contradicts established best medical practices and prevents transgender youth from getting the safe, lifesaving care they need to live as their authentic selves.”

    “The Governor’s decision to sign this bill, despite overwhelming testimony from transgender Montanans, parents, and medical professionals is deeply disturbing,” the statement continued.

    What the world needs most is more overwrought inflammatory bullshit.

    • one true athena

      I do enjoy Democrats defending the “rights of health care providers”. Yes, won’t someone think of poor Aetna?

      I think “Big Oil” might be the only corporations that are still disdained by the rapidly fascisizing left.

    • rhywun

      Even Europe is starting to back off from the fraudulent nonsense about “established best medical practices”. I’m starting to think that American politics is broken beyond repair.

  19. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    My actual childhood home.

    OMWC was raised in a pothole.

    • pistoffnick

      Luxury!

  20. DrOtto

    That dangling air freshener is just going to be replaced by “didn’t come to a complete stop”, “failed to maintain signal till lane change was complete” or “speeding”. These are three bullshit reasons I’ve been stopped even when not the case. When they want to stop you, they’re going to stop you.

    • Pine_Tree

      Yes and no. Those have always been there.

      The difference is that the air freshener thing is explicitly aimed at black people. I didn’t actually know that there was such a statute saying that one could get pulled over for an air freshener, but the article very much seems to say so. And (at least in my decades of observation), black folks are far, far more likely to use those things than white people. The pols and cops can mouth any “safety” rationalization they want to, but it’s BS. Having a “we can pull you over because of an air freshener” thing is overtly aimed at giving them an at-a-glance reason to harass blacks.

      • slumbrew

        ISTR from my youth that New York has had such a law for decades.

        But DrOtto is right – they don’t need a new law in order to pull you over if that’s their goal.

      • rhywun

        I’m not aware of such a law but in my experience a large number of hired car service drivers use them here in NYC and few of them are black. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • The Hyperbole

        I have a pine tree air freshener handing from my mirror and have never been stopped for it, but I’m a honky so I got that going for me.

      • Mojeaux

        I do bc it’s cheaper than the Glade dash ones I used to buy.

    • The Last American Hero

      I should start a company to sell LED tail-lights with a one inch thick lucite cover. Think of the lives it would save.

  21. Penguin

    Off topic, have any of you been able to install Brave on a new MS computer? I try to get around it, but it just keeps telling me it’s not from the MS Store.

    I know, assholes, that’s part of the reason I want to use it.

    • Ted S.

      I put an external hard drive in the USB port of my MS computer, put Linux Mint on the hard drive, and put Brave on that.

    • Mojeaux

      I’m assuming “new” = “Windows 11. I asked my husband, but he doesn’t know other than “Ms protecting their market share.” Also, my web-based current MT gig forces the use of Edge. So all that to say is, I think that’s a Windows 11 problem, and so I googled how to install Brave on Win11 and there were loads of vids.

    • Mojeaux

      Also, Win11 doesn’t let you dock your taskbar on the right, as one does. I just don’t know what I’m going to do when I get there. I hope ClassicShell can fix that.

    • rhywun

      Go to Settings – Apps – Advanced App Settings and make sure the option “Choose where to get apps” is set to “Anywhere”.

    • R.J.

      If you have no reasons to use Microsoft products at all, switch that PC to Linux. Otherwise the suggestion to make an SD PC with Linux Mint and Brave is a good one. Also Pat’s recent articles on Brave vs Firefox indicate Firefox may actually be the better choice.

      • Allen

        I am a Vivaldi fan when it comes to browsing. Mostly because of the ability to have side tabs, but also because they’ve stripped all the tracking code out of Chromium.

      • Mojeaux

        Firefox is a piece of bloated shit.

        I like Brave because it’s light.

  22. DEG

    Happy Birthday to OMWC’s mom.

    A February Siena College poll found just 39% of registered voters support banning all fossil-fuel burning equipment for new family homes by 2025 and all construction by 2029.

    I wonder how many of the people who claim they are opposed voted Democrat.

    Business has been good, despite the niche business model and record inflation sending food and beverage prices soaring. The Sports Bra brought in $944,000 in revenue in the eight months it was open in 2022, according to documents reviewed by CNBC Make It.

    Hmm….. I did a little math. A local pub used to have a club night on Fridays and Saturdays. The manager once told me how much revenue they averaged for those nights at its height. At its height, those two nights, and just the club night, would pull in about a third of that in revenue over eight months. That’s just the two club nights a week. I don’t know how much the pub pulled in for lunch, dinner, or any other time it was open.

    I guess maybe in this post Lil Rona Panic era (the pub I mentioned dropped its club night because after the Panic the night brought in nowhere near the same amount of money), that amount of revenue over that amount of time is good.

    Rep. Ro Khanna (D-Calif.) said he believes the White House staff “overprotects” President Biden, arguing that him giving more press conferences and participating in primary debates for 2024 would actually help him.

    The prospect of having Biden giving more press conferences and debates makes me want to change my mind on popcorn.

    “When I found out that the spouse of the chief justice was soliciting business from law firms, I knew immediately that it was wrong,” the whistleblower, Kendal B. Price, who worked alongside Jane Roberts at the legal recruiting firm Major, Lindsey & Africa, told Insider in an interview.

    I saw a post on a Telegram channel I’m on claiming that there is a Color Revolution in the works against the Supreme Court. I buy it.

    Old Guy Music is good. I’ve not just driven through Baltimore, I’ve been in Baltimore.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Any time we’ve been to one of John’s concerts, he makes sure to play that for me.

  23. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    Happy birthday to mom! I’m glad she’s hanging tough, but sorry that she can’t get her favorite chicken.

    Baltimore is a horrible place, but I dig that song.

    Gorgeous day here – I think a hike is in order.

    What are y’all up to?

  24. The Late P Brooks

    How are thet doing on common sense rock control?

    Colorado’s governor signed four gun control bills Friday, following the lead of other states struggling to confront a nationwide surge in violent crime and mass shootings, despite a recent U.S. Supreme Court ruling that expanded Second Amendment rights.

    Before the ink was even dry on Gov. Jared Polis’ signature, gun rights groups sued to reverse two of the measures: raising the buying age for any gun from 18 to 21, and establishing a three-day waiting period between the purchase and receipt of a gun. The courts are already weighing lawsuits over such restrictions in other states.

    The new laws, which Democrats pushed through despite late-night filibusters from Republicans, are aimed at quelling rising suicides and youth violence, preventing mass shootings, and opening avenues for gun violence victims to sue the long-protected firearm industry. They were enacted just five months after a mass shooting at an LGBTQ club in Colorado Springs.

    Never let a tragedy go to waste.

    • Tundra

      Impossible. Reason told me that Polis is a libertarian.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I heard Polis will be replacing Ted Galen Carpenter at Cato.

      • Raven Nation

        LOL

      • Raven Nation

        And Welch, who’s been a big Polis booster, just posted a piece at TOS that trashes RFK for things he said 10 years ago. I’m not a big RFK fan, but Welch managed to get through the whole piece without even a hat tip to Kennedy’s critique of crony capitalism.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Welch is a twat.

        RFK Jr ain’t the second coming of Christ, but FFS, he doesn’t want WW3 or to forcibly inject your children.

        That, and the Deep State hates him.

      • Tundra

        The fact that everyone in the Cathedral hates RFK2 gives him automatic good guy status in my book.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        RFK is right on Covid and wrong on a bunch of other stuff and that’s OK in my book. At least he’s upfront and honest and principled even if I disagree with him more often than not.

      • Raven Nation

        That’s the way I see a lot of these things. Anti-statists are in the minority in the US. It’s unlikely we’ll see a politician any time soon that reflects even 50% of our views. So you align with one person on one issue but not everything else, e.g.: “look, I disagree with Rep. Kennedy on most things. But he’s absolutely right on opposing vaccine mandates and demanding an enquiry into connections between the public health establishment and the drug companies.”

        How hard would it be for TOS to write something like that?

        Note: the thing that RFK said that Welch attacked him for was suggesting that the Kochs (among others) should be locked up for their attitude toward climate change. (i) terrible statement; (ii) I guess Welch felt the need to defend the hand that feeds him.

      • juris imprudent

        How hard would it be for TOS to write something like that?

        Principles died with the passing of The Libertarian Moment!(tm)

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He’s the best kind of Reason libertarian: Pro Drag Queen Story Hour and legal weed (which should be legal but still), those are the hills they seem intent to die on.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        And Mexicans.

    • Animal

      I’m so feckin’ glad we got out of Colorado while the gettin’ was good.

      And happy birthday to OMWC’s Mom!

    • The Last American Hero

      Polis also signed a bill banning the provision of drugs to women who take the abortion pill but have second thoughts.

      Fucking monstrous.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    In their speeches about rolling back legal protections for gun manufacturers, lawmakers looked often to Sandy and Lonnie Phillips, whose daughter, Jessica Ghawi, was slain in the 2012 Aurora theater shooting. The parents tried to sue the companies that had sold the shooter ammunition and tear gas but were unsuccessful. Ultimately, the couple ended up owing more than $200,000 in defense attorney fees and had to file for bankruptcy.

    They were encouraged by Moms Demand Action and the other anti-gun groups to sue, and then were just abandoned when they lost their bullshit case. They’re apparently too dumb to know who their real enemies are.

    • Count Potato

      I remember that. CWABOA.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Hung them out to dry, after all the BS that got spread around.

  26. Stinky Wizzleteats

    We’re not going to ban your gas stove but if we were it’d be a good thing. Also, we’re banning your gas stove…these people are getting on my last nerve.

    • rhywun

      “But it’s only new construction!”

      Narrator: NYC has already put a ban in place on existing construction.

  27. Count Potato

    “rosaries, which many people use to bless their car”

    Or indicate membership in which latin gang…

    “”They’re pulling them over, not because they’re concerned the dangling air freshener is going to cause an accident. They’re pulling them over because they believe they’re going to find guns or drugs in their car,” Ford said.”

    Both of which should be legal in the first place.

    • Pine_Tree

      And it goes without saying that the “rosaries and handicapped tags” thing is window-dressing applied to the original statutes to make them seem like they’re not actually targeting blacks. I guaran-dam-tee that if somebody pulled the actual stats from all the intervening years, they’d find that the number of folks pulled over under those pretexts would approach (or actually be) zero.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Meanwhile, back at Fantasyland

    California air regulators have adopted two landmark rules setting aggressive zero-emission requirements for fleets of heavier vehicles and locomotives, a move expected to drastically cut pollution near ports and rail yards and alter the way goods move through the American West.

    In a marathon two-day hearing, perhaps the most consequential session of the year, the California Air Resources Board voted to set an age limit to retire old locomotives while establishing a regulatory framework that requires operators to set aside money to upgrade to cleaner engines and eventually zero-emission powertrains.

    In a second vote Friday, the board enacted a rule that will accelerate the adoption of zero-emission medium- and heavy-duty vehicles in all public and many large private fleets — a regulation that will necessitate more than 1 million new electric freight trucks, school buses and delivery vehicles over the next 25 years. Arguably the most notable provision will require all cargo trucks entering California seaports and rail yards to be zero-emission by 2035.

    “a move expected to drastically cut pollution near ports and rail yards increase costs and alter the way goods move through the American West.”

    They only want what’s best for us. We should go back to moving freight by mule train.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      California is going to be the completely deindustrialized land of the uberrich and the desperately poor. Steer clear middle class, I don’t think they like you.

      • juris imprudent

        California, the place that will lecture you about inequality while increasing it themselves!

      • R.J.

        This hits all of us. A lot of freight moves from the coast to other states.

      • Count Potato

        Yes, all the stuff we buy from asia.

      • Gustave Lytton

        There’s a lot of knock on effects. And it’s intentional.

      • The Last American Hero

        And if Goodamn Washington would quit being California’s retarded little brother, we could eat their fucking lunch.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Hey, a Bloom County meme. Nice.

  29. Grosspatzer

    I see OMWC grew up in a tony neighborhood. I grew up a block from here.

    The really cool part about this, unmentioned in the article, is that access to the platform is elevator-only because the station is buried deep underground. I don’t think I’d want to get on that elevator now, as I frequently did as a seven-year-old.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Pretty station. What a shame.

  30. Michael Malaise

    I wonder how many men wander into THE SPORTS BRA thinking it’s something else and end up having a beer or two anyway.

  31. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Poincare was older and less inclined to push the boundaries of thought. Kind of like Einstein himself in his older years. Physics is definitely a young person’s game.

  32. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Gonna go watch Big Jet TV live from Anchorage now…good hangover cure.

    • juris imprudent

      Good zoom last night?

      • R.J.

        Not bad. I left as she jumped on. Many martinis for me.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    The votes demonstrate how California, a titan of clean air policy, has become increasingly ambitious in its quest to curtail pollution from the transportation sector and eventually zero out the state’s carbon footprint. In the last year alone, California has also banned the sale of new gasoline cars by 2035 and set requirements that an increasing percentage of annual truck sales be zero-emission vehicles.

    In turn, California’s national influence has grown under a presidential administration that seems to welcome its pacesetting environmental agenda, and a collection of states have chosen to adhere to these more stringent standards rather than those at the federal level.

    Minority rule is only bad when we say it is.

    • rhywun

      They’re just thrilled about pricing out the poors, aren’t they? So progressive!

  34. The Late P Brooks

    I wonder how many men wander into THE SPORTS BRA thinking it’s something else and end up having a beer or two anyway.

    As I said yesterday, I’d go in there to watch women’s rugby or World Cup ski racing.

    I can do without golf,no matter who’s playing.

    • creech

      Isn’t there a Q-worthy golfer playing now? I’ve seen her in a few ads and wouldn’t mind puttering around with her for a few holes.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Just think of all the jobs created when giant shipping facilities sprout up on the California border to transfer freight from California-only trucks.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    The locomotives rule, however, will be the largest reduction in air pollution from state regulators this year, eliminating 7,400 tons of fine particulate matter and 386,300 tons of smog-forming nitrogen oxides by 2050.

    “This locomotive rule is going to have one of the biggest impacts I’d say out of any of California’s clean air regulations,” said Yasmine Agelidis, senior associate attorney for the environmental nonprofit Earthjustice. “Locomotives have not been regulated by any entity at the state, federal or local level in the past 15 years, so railroads have been allowed to pollute recklessly.”

    Ban locomotives. They serve no useful purpose.

    • rhywun

      If only their farts didn’t smell so sweet, we could ban them too.

  37. Gustave Lytton

    I remember when genital mutilation of children was seen as the barbaric practice of third world cultures.

    • rhywun

      Well, we’re turning into one so your memory still holds.

    • juris imprudent

      Saw that article the other day and thought about him.

    • juris imprudent

      He was described as a Mexican living in Texas, not sure that makes him a Texas man. Of course if he was here illegally he didn’t get the gun legally.

    • Ted S.

      Yes.