Thursday Morning Links

by | Apr 20, 2023 | Daily Links | 334 comments

A machine (sadly)

I watched some playoff hockey last night and it was a lot of fun. Minnesoda clawed their way back in the game but Dallas turned on the afterburners and pulled away. And the Edmonton-LA game was pretty damn fun too. The NBA is playing as well, but I don’t care. And across the pond Man City and and Inter are through to the UCL semifinals. The JV tournament games are today. And in baseball news, the A’s have bought land in Vegas and will probably join the Raiders there soon. Suck it, Bay Area. And that’s it for sports.

Maybe their messaging was a bit off. I applaud their efforts, but perhaps they went about it with a bit more gusto and fanfare than they should have.

Above the law?

Let’s see how this plays out. Now that someone has officially declared himself a whistleblower, they’re supposed to be able to say and do whatever they want free from recriminations, right? Or did that only apply under the last guy?

Damn, this bitch is crazy. Why didn’t she just try to disfigure or otherwise main her? Yes, I’m kidding.

What a brave lady. If only she had a few Korean friends from the Los Angeles area that could come and visit her for an extended period of time.

This guy sounds like a douche. ::reads entire story:: Yeah, an absolute douche.

Go west, please.

This is absolute bullshit. I cannot stress enough how big a mistake this is when Texas is waiting with open arms.

This woman is a national treasure. I wish there were a few hundred more of her in government.

Oh well, do a better job. And treat people fairly so you don’t end up having your political balls cut off next time.

These guys had staying power. And versatility. And here’s an absolute gem. Enjoy them both. Or all three if you consider the second one two songs.

And enjoy this lovely Thursday, dear friends.

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334 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Let’s see how this plays out. Now that someone has officially declared himself a whistleblower, they’re supposed to be able to say and do whatever they want free from recriminations, right? Or did that only apply under the last guy?

    The usual suspects will not just ignore it, but accuse those that talk of it as being conspiracy theories if they can’t make it go away, because their job is to hide the fact the whole thing – including themselves – is rotten at the core.

    • robodruid

      Odd, system wont let me post what i wanted to say, i get a 500 type error.

      • sloopyinca

        I guess our CIA comment moderator got out of bed early this morning.

      • AlexinCT

        Mother fucker is always getting me when I post the real cool comments…

        But I have a new plan to thwart that asshat: I always copy before I post!

        MUUHAH-HAH!

      • SDF-7

        Conspiracy theory! 😉

    • Drake

      Last night Tucker gave an update on the Epstein investigation which was pretty funny and sad. Same people running this investigation would be my assumption.

      • Grumbletarian

        The team that investigated the Vegas shooting must have some free time now to take up this case.

  2. AlexinCT

    This is absolute bullshit. I cannot stress enough how big a mistake this is when Texas is waiting with open arms.

    The virtue signaling will have a cost…

    • DrOtto

      Their website lists 4 TX locations, none near me though, so that sucks.

  3. AlexinCT

    This woman is a national treasure. I wish there were a few hundred more of her in government.

    You understand that there is a reason the uniparty worked and works so hard to make the serfs see her in the most negative light possible, right? They fear and despise what she represents when you compare her to them. And man does she make it difficult for them to keep up the charade that they are the good gys.

    • juris imprudent

      I see her as an ass-clown, same as AOC. The only difference is the team label.

      • AlexinCT

        We need more assclowns that expose the corruption, ineptitude, and stupidity of the ruling class. AOC does it by showing us how stupid people think and can be played, which is also of value.

      • sloopyinca

        She at least goes after the uniparty and their media bootlickers. And a lot of her rants are hilarious. I can’t say the same about AOC.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah — sometimes she’s on target. But sometimes she says crap like this that makes it easy to smear her as a nut when she trots it out before / without any proof. Could she be right? Probably. Should she not say anything until she can prove it for stuff like that given she’s a sitting member of Congress and all? Yup.

        Mentally I’ve got her in the same box as Trump — I think overall they mean well (though he’s much more in it to revenge past slights / for his ego these days, imho)… but neither knows when to shut up until they’ve got the weapons in hand. But what do I care… not my congresscritter, after all.

      • Penguin

        It’s all lunatic bullshit.

        Until it’s not.

  4. AlexinCT

    Maybe their messaging was a bit off. I applaud their efforts, but perhaps they went about it with a bit more gusto and fanfare than they should have.

    They should have started with encouraging them to kill smaller things and work their way up to cats before going for the humans?

    • SDF-7

      What, like this? (First thing I thought of — I was going to link it in reference to that story somewhere!)

      • AlexinCT

        I think it practically always ends like this when the student really takes to this career path…

      • SDF-7

        That’s only when it starts like this.

      • juris imprudent

        Damn you and your feline reflexes!

    • Brawndo

      “smaller things”

      Like hobbits?

  5. Nephilium

    A poisoned cake? I saw that movie, it was a fun little time loop.

  6. Shpip

    Houston-area officials are pushing back on two bills in the Texas legislature that could interfere with cities’ and counties’ local governance in specific industries such as insurance, finance, labor, and oil, among others.

    I’m all for local governance, but why would cities have anything to say about finance, insurance, or oil except for “please don’t build the refinery next to our elementary school, okay?”

    • AlexinCT

      You seem to not get the concept of abuse of power well, brah…

  7. Shirley Knott

    Just say Yes!

  8. juris imprudent

    This same MTG? I call this the pot talking ’bout the kettle.

    • sloopyinca

      Brennan is human excrement. And FWIW, I agree with her. If you’re gonna treat Vindman like a hero then be consistent with this guy.

      • juris imprudent

        Hey Vindman loved his country, it just wasn’t necessarily this one.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Rep Shitpants piling on about national security is the chefs kiss of that story.

    • PieInTheSky

      I thought MTG meant magic the gathering

      • Sean

        🙂

  9. Shirley Knott

    Is that Divine or Edie on the home page?

  10. PieInTheSky

    Damn, this bitch is crazy. Why didn’t she just try to disfigure or otherwise main her? Yes, I’m kidding.

    It is true that poison is a woman’s weapon, it seems.

  11. juris imprudent

    The cat killing competition just needed a catchy tune to evoke the right spirit!

  12. PieInTheSky

    In Pie new I was going to be scheduled for a in company training but it seems to be in Munich in September during Oktoberfest and the company does not usually approve business trips to Munich during Oktoberfest

    • AlexinCT

      Demand the training! Tell them you are going to have an emotional breakdown and go all frenchie if they don’t let you go.

      • Fourscore

        Pie, if you see Helga tell her hello for me.

    • Rat on a train

      That’s reserved for management. I recall a rotating international conference that workers attended when it was hosted in the US but only management attended when it was abroad. One of our foreign partners complained that the US never sent anyone with knowledge of the subject when they hosted.

      • AlexinCT

        The people approving the expenses know which expenses to approve only for themselves?

      • Rat on a train

        We don’t have funds for worker training. We must save money for the executive retreat.

      • SDF-7

        Golden Rule — and they have the gold.

      • Rat on a train

        My other favorite was:

        November:
        We can’t approve your training because funding is tight.

        August:
        We still have money. Do you have any training or purchases to make before the end of the fiscal year?

      • PieInTheSky

        The gist of it is that hotel prices are quite higher during that period and they don’t want people to specifically schedule business trips in the most expensive period of the year because they want to go the the festival… In my case the period was not my choice but still I will not get approval

  13. AlexinCT

    You get a lot more of what you encourage and defend!

    That’s why BTW the defenders defend this shit… They want more of this crap.

    Chaos is good for them and their agenda…

    And they are always hoping someone makes a stand and then can be used to accuse everyone of being racists (apparently wanting to protect your green investments is the height of racism).

    • juris imprudent

      See I don’t think anyone really is in control of the mob, unlike those who think they are a semi-disciplined brown-shirt cadre. So yeah, bring on the Convention and let those yutes run wild.

      • Sean

        So yeah, bring on the Convention and let those yutes run wild.

        I’m gonna need some popcorn.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah — all those u-hauls with shields and brick pallets are spontaneous eruptions. 😉 (Sorry, I’m firmly in the camp that these are in fact Sturmabteilung – the upstream Antifa coordination is just firing these bozos at likely targets and not coordinating deeply on-site).

      • juris imprudent

        Were shields and bricks at this? Or are you just making that up about this incident? I get the BS about Antifa and BLM – but this wasn’t either of them was it?

      • AlexinCT

        This crowd can be counted on bringing their own…

      • sloopyinca

        I didn’t see anything like that at this one. It was simply kids getting out of control and then mob mentality kicking in.

        And you will see more of it since it will not be punished and local pols even went so far as to blame everybody but the people involved.

        There is a lot of coordination with the antifa stuff though. And you can apply my second paragraph to them as well, just replace “local” with “national.”

      • SDF-7

        I was thinking about these sorts of riots in general. I made no claim for this one specifically — I’ll admit that was too vague, but do me the courtesy of not putting words in my mouth and accusing me of “making that up”. Thanks.

        I’d be amazed if there isn’t an Antifa element in this crap somewhere (I mean, they’re coordinating anarchic crap on social media… that’s right up their alley), but I haven’t paid enough attention to the story to know one way or another, no.

      • juris imprudent

        One of the things we all dislike most about the progressive/woke world is the sloppiness of their thinking and speech. When I exhibit the same I should be called out on it, and I’ll call out others when I see it. It’s meant as a friendly reminder not to be the kind of ass-clowns so many others are (like YT comments).

      • AlexinCT

        One of the things we all dislike most about the progressive/woke world is the sloppiness of their thinking and speech.

        I am starting to suspect there is very little thinking and it is all reactionary instinct of the basest kind that drives them. Logic to them means nothing, Neither does facts or reality. They want something and expect it to be or become so…

      • SDF-7

        Sure — I’m cool with you clarifying whether they were at this incident or not. Saying I was “just making that up about this incident” implies a motive to deceive or manipulate that I don’t think is merited though. Never ascribe maliciousness to my verbal incompetence, please. 😉

    • SDF-7

      then can be used to accuse everyone of being racists

      It would greatly help if the youtube commenters weren’t at first blush pretty damned racist.

      I’m all for cracking down on this stupidity and lawlessness (I’ve mentioned before I lean a lot more social order conservative than probably most here, sorry) — but it isn’t about their genetic heritage, assholes. Culture, yeah — that one is true… but it is more the entire tantrum throwing, “tear down the system” shit programmed across the youngest generation than “hip hop” or anything like that.

      Of course — from the other side it doesn’t help when they call Western Civilization white supremacy… because more and more, I’m going to have to be on the “Then I guess I’m a white supremacist in your book, asshole” train. And that’s not going to be a good backlash if they shove most of the non-urban gun owners (of whatever color and creed) who like having modern society into that box.

      Well, rant off.

      • juris imprudent

        What on earth were you doing reading YT comments?

      • SDF-7

        Glutton for punishment? Hell if I know.

  14. PieInTheSky

    Newcastle University students are “appalled” to have discovered they inadvertently voted for a Tory as the incoming president of the Student Union (SU), and are demanding the election be rendered “null and void” now they have realised he’s not some tree-hugging Marxist. Shah Yaseen Ali was elected as the president of the SU in March, and is now standing as the Conservative candidate for Heaton in the Newcastle City Council election.

    https://order-order.com/2023/04/19/students-outraged-after-accidentally-voting-for-tory-su-president/

    • AlexinCT

      Is this some fucking Harry Potter Hogwarts’ thing? Cause I think Harry Potter is a douche.

      • Penguin

        Second.

      • SDF-7

        Well, Ginny certainly wanted him to plunge in deep, so I suppose….

      • Michael Malaise

        You trying living in a cupboard under the stairs for years and see how you turn out.

    • juris imprudent

      You can understand their confusion – he has a POC name he should have the right POC politics. Stereotyping lefties, bwahahahaha.

  15. AlexinCT

    For those of you that partake of the ganja, happy 4/20!

      • R.J.

        Now targeted for 8:28 AM CST.

      • blighted_non_millenial

        Rocket go boom!

      • Bobarian LMD

        Successful Launch; shitty recovery.

  16. AlexinCT

    Their ability to make huge bank peddling the wind energy shit must be coming to an end, when you get revelations like this….

    • juris imprudent

      The old joke about what did they use for lighting before candles is being treated as a prophesy by some.

      • Rat on a train

        Candles emit CO2. You will have to live without light.

      • juris imprudent

        Not to mention it takes heat to render tallow to make the candle, so that’s right out too.

  17. Grummun

    I watched some playoff hockey last night and it was a lot of fun.

    The end of the Boston – Florida game was awesome*. Things got so scrappy at the end they threw away the last three seconds rather than put the players back out on the ice for one last face off.

    * If you’re just as happy to see both teams lose.

  18. hayeksplosives

    The letter does not name Hunter Biden specifically, but lawmakers have been made aware he is the “high profile, controversial” subject that the lawyer is referring to.

    “Passive voice was used.”

    Also.Whistleblower Dude, remember to look down at your torso frequently and be ready to hit the deck if you see red laser dots flickering on your chest.

    • AlexinCT

      he Epsteined himself by firing his pistol into the back of his head….

      Twice.

  19. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Accountability is for you and me…

    In a major black eye for the bloated bureaucratic brainchild of Elizabeth Warren, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau notified Congress that a bureau employee sent confidential data associated with 256,000 people to the employee’s personal email address.

    And that’s not all. The now-former employee also sent confidential supervisory information relating to 45 financial institutions, a CFPB spokesman told The Wall Street Journal, which broke the story. There’s no indication yet that the information went any further; nor has a motive been announced.

    The information related to people doing business with seven institutions, but most were associated with one firm. The CFPB has so far declined to identify the affected institutions or the bad employee.

    The ever-selective Feds took a light-handed approach to the massive breach. Rather than rolling an armored car to the employee’s house, the government simply asked the former employee to delete the emails and provide an “attestation” that he or she had done so. However, as of Wednesday, the employee hadn’t even done that.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/cfpb-employee-sent-256000-consumers-financial-data-personal-email

      • AlexinCT

        Where is the reference to them smoking the peace pipe?

    • juris imprudent

      JFC, I get ANNUAL training on safeguarding PII and then these fuckers let someone off from the legal consequences?

      • WTF

        No one Some are above the law.

    • SDF-7

      Look, the server in the bathroom precedent is well set.

      • Rat on a train

        No reasonable prosecutor would take this case.

    • Sensei

      More shenanigans.

      CFPB Tries to Censor Speech on Chicago Crime

      The CFPB accuses Townstone owner Barry Sturner and others affiliated with the company of making “statements that would discourage African-American prospective applicants from applying for mortgage loans.” The suit, filed in 2020, doesn’t provide any concrete examples of consumers that Townstone has allegedly mistreated. Rather, the CFPB points to a handful of statements Mr. Sturner and other company officials made over a four-year period on the Townstone Financial Show—a weekly radio program and podcast. These statements, according to the regulatory behemoth, discourage “prospective applicants, on the basis of race, from applying for credit.”

      The CFPB’s action against Townstone is concerning for many reasons. Chief among them is the lawsuit’s blatant attempt to apply antidiscrimination laws to speech made to a general audience in a mass-media venue rather than to individual customers or employees in a workplace. The Pacific Legal Foundation, a public-interest law group representing Townstone, warns in a legal brief that this approach to enforcement “would arrogate to the CFPB the authority to censor speech.”

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Among the statements highlighted in the lawsuit are Mr. Sturner’s descriptions of frequent weekend crime rampages on Chicago’s South Side as the work of “hoodlums” and his claim that police are keeping the city from “turning into a real war zone.” The CFPB also wags its finger at a host’s description of a Chicago suburb as an area in which “you drive very fast through” and “you don’t look at anybody or lock on anybody’s eyes.”

        The CFPB contends that these statements about majority-black communities would somehow “discourage prospective applicants living in majority- or high-African-American neighborhoods from applying for mortgage loans.” Yet the Townstone hosts’ candid comments about the crime epidemic in Chicago’s black neighborhoods are remarkably similar to recent statements of Mayor-elect Brandon Johnson.

        So, stating the obvious is now criminal.

      • juris imprudent

        Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

  20. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles — tolerable, but not great. Better than a night in Chicago ^W^W^W kick in the teeth, I suppose…

    Daily Duotrigordle #414
    Guesses: 35/37
    Time: 03:15.49
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 451
    8️⃣4️⃣
    6️⃣5️⃣
    m-w.com/games/quordle

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 451
      7️⃣6️⃣
      5️⃣4️⃣
      m-w.com/games/quordle

      Blossom Puzzle, April 20
      Letters: B C O R S T U
      My score: 225 points
      My longest word: 9 letters
      🌺 🌷 🌼 🌹 💐 🏵 💮 🌻 🌸

      Play Blossom:
      https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

      Meh

    • rhywun

      I walk the line.

      Daily Quordle 451
      8️⃣5️⃣
      3️⃣6️⃣

      • limey

        Quordle is like that game Riker brings back from Risa, the one that turned out to be a brainwashing device as part of a plot to allow the Ktaarians to commandeer the Enterprise. Who wants to take over Glibs? Does this analogy make me Wesley Crusher?

      • rhywun

        Shut up, Wesley.

      • Penguin

        I’ve got something waiting for you, Wesley. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

      • limey

        😂

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 451
      7️⃣4️⃣
      5️⃣6️⃣

      Lineage

    • Grosspatzer

      Bah.

      Daily Quordle 451
      8️⃣5️⃣
      7️⃣6️⃣
      m-w.com/games/quordle

  21. PieInTheSky

    What Americans can learn from Denmark on handling debt ceiling crisis

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64878254

    A default would send shockwaves through global financial markets and could be disastrous for the US economy, experts believe.

    But Republicans, who control the lower chamber of Congress, want spending cuts before they will agree.

    The ceiling was introduced more than a century ago and it makes the US something of an outlier in global terms.

    Only one other industrialised nation – Denmark – has a formal debt ceiling, but it is handled without the drama and brinkmanship often seen in Washington.

    In fact, the Danes’ debt ceiling is rarely ever talked about, because it’s never even come close to being broken.

    Called “gældsloft” in Danish, it was introduced in 1993 as a constitutional requirement.


    The ceiling has only been lifted once, when it was doubled in 2010. This followed the 2008 financial crisis and the move was widely backed by Danish political parties.

    “All of a sudden the government really did have to borrow a lot of money in a short period of time to support the economy,” said Mr Olsen.

    In comparison, the American ceiling has been raised on 78 separate occasions since 1960 – 49 times under a Republican president and 29 times under a Democrat.

    One major way in which Denmark’s scenario differs from the US, is that its debt has generally been shrinking. The government ended 2022 with a budget surplus, and used the money to pay down a large chunk of its borrowing.

    “There is actually a lot of saving going on,” Mr Olsen explained. “It’s a policy aimed at making sure that the economic situation is sustainable in the long term, when we know there’s a lot of pensioners and we’ll be living a lot longer.”

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      “Spend less” would seem to be the lesson.

    • AlexinCT

      WTF?

      This sounds like the spenders actually take serious the need to be fiscally responsible. Why the fuck would the grifters running the money printing machine that allows them to steal so much money suddenly stop that practice and take their responsibility seriously. Next you are going to tell me that these people should do what the people that elect them want also.

      PSHAH!

    • sloopyinca

      “That’s crazy talk. Why should we cut spending to lower the debt when that would make our re-election chances more difficult?”
      -almost every asshole on DC

      • Rat on a train

        We ran up debt living beyond our means. It would irresponsible to live within our means now.

      • sloopyinca

        “Not only irresponsible, but probably racist and homophobic!”
        -the left
        “Not only irresponsible, but would decimate our military readiness!”
        -the right

    • SDF-7

      But Republicans, who control the lower chamber of Congress, want spending cuts before they will agree.

      Yeah, those wacky Republicans claiming spending a trillion (or more) dollars you don’t have is a bad trend and all…

      I don’t remember who posted the numbers the other day — but just returning to 2019 spending levels would suffice to eradicate the deficit and we could start reversing course on the debt. Not where I’d like it (I’m more in the 2008 numbers camp), but that shouldn’t be as big of a deal since it predates all the “emergency” virus-of-undisclosed-origin spending and all. Of course, money printer go whirrrr… inflation only hollows out the middle class (so is good to increase the serf pool and cut down political opposition beyond the in-crowd)… government can never shrink… yadda yadda… And so this will continue (until it can’t).

      Boy I’m ranty this morning. Sigh.

      • Drake

        I feel like we’re paying tribute to viking raiders and it’ll never be enough.

      • Rat on a train

        2019: $3,463B revenue, $4,447B spending
        2022: $4,897B revenue, $6,273B spending
        Spending increased 47% in 2020.

    • R C Dean

      Confident prediction: There will be much huffing and puffing and drama, and the debt ceiling will be raised. But the Repubs being either stupid or complicit, the spending bills won’t be locked in first, and they will get rolled when that happens.

      • Rat on a train

        Republican SOP: We will give you something you want now for a promise, which you will break, that you will give us something we want later.

  22. Drake

    You want Bojangles? My office is about 300 yards from one and I never go there. HipBurger on the other hand is just down the street and I’m there once a week. There salads / bowls are quite good.

    • sloopyinca

      Bojangles is the best of the fast food chicken joints.

      I can’t wait to stop at one for lunch today as I head toward Savannah. It’ll be just as good as the Krystal burgers I had in Greenwood, MS yesterday.

      • SDF-7

        I’m still a fan of Zaxby’s myself. Enough so that I periodically drive to SLC to haul some back for my wife.

      • Brawndo

        Zaxby’s wouldn’t exist if Chik Fil A was open on Sunday.

      • R C Dean

        I only eat fast food on road trips. Popeye’s is on the short list of places I will stop. I’ll keep an eye out for Bojangles, though.

  23. Rebel Scum

    A contest planned for children in New Zealand to hunt and kill feral cats as part of a drive to protect native species has been axed following backlash from the public and animal rights groups.

    What’s wrong with slaying pussy?

    • PieInTheSky

      that sounds like groomer talk

  24. PieInTheSky

    Greenpeace UK
    @GreenpeaceUK
    🚨NEW: Germany is set to ban new oil and gas boilers from next year.

    The UK plan’s to ban them from 2035…

    Why can’t our government take climate change seriously?

    https://twitter.com/GreenpeaceUK/status/1648982880922509312

    what a bunch of vile scum.

    • UnCivilServant

      If we took the issue seriously, we’d have to kill the greenies and burn their strangling regulations for heat while we rebuild the basic infrastructure they’ve already destroyed.

      • invisible finger

        Throw another environmentalist on the barbie.

    • AlexinCT

      They sure as hell want to take you back to the feudal age, both in spirit and in practice, over there, Pie…

    • rhywun

      “Why can’t we destroy the economy faster?”

      I’m about at the stage where we just need to get this shit over with.

      It’s like when the Enterprise flies into a sun’s corona – it will come out the other side, maybe a little battered and bruised, but the virus or whatever will be eliminated and repairs can begin right away. Better than dawdling while the doctor tries to figure out some solution while the ship and all its crew die slowly one by one.

  25. Rebel Scum

    A supervisor at the IRS has told lawmakers that he has information that suggests the Biden administration could be mishandling the investigation into President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, sources familiar with the matter told ABC News.

    I have been repeatedly assured by Democrats that no one is above the law.

    • AlexinCT

      And they mean it.

      But the application of the law allows them to decide who is guilty and who meant well and is innocent..

    • Michael Malaise

      “the Biden administration could be mishandling the investigation into President Joe Biden’s son

      Shocking.

  26. Rebel Scum

    Good Samaritan who risked her own life to save couple battered by violent mob during ‘Teen Takeover’ calls out mayor Lori Lightfoot for ‘sugar coating’ the ‘mayhem’

    Sugar is white. So I am pretty sure this is a racism.

  27. Rebel Scum

    “Our launch into Chicago is a tremendous step for Bojangles as we continue to expand across the country. We are beginning to build a powerful brand presence throughout the Midwest, where consumers have fallen in love with our products, and we’re confident this will hold true with new customers in Chicago,” said Patricia Halpin, Vice President of Growth at Bojangles, on Monday.

    I hope your insurance covers the looting and arson.

    • PieInTheSky

      Old things should be dead. Long Live Progress

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Albemarle County Commonwealth’s Attorney’s Office

      Rich proggies dominate Albemarle politics.

    • Rebel Scum

      Not everyone, just those with the “wrong” politics.

    • sloopyinca

      That’s weird, since those clowns used tiki torches specifically to comply with the law and were mocked mercilessly for doing so.

      • sloopyinca

        Also, they’re all from out of state, so I’d expect the feds to pile on as well with crossing state lines to participate.
        Of course they won’t do the same for the antifa goons that travel across state lines and push burning dumpsters into businesses and police cars. Those are just misunderstood youth.

      • Drake

        The process is the punishment unless Youngkin does something to puts a stop to it.

    • Grumbletarian

      Former President Donald Trump set off a firestorm of criticism when he said there were “very fine people on both sides” of the clashes between white nationalists and anti-racist demonstrators in Charlottesville.

      One of TMITE’s bigger lies that will never die.

      • Rebel Scum

        Something something “condemned totally”…

      • AlexinCT

        They are invested in making people believe this lie they have told.

      • juris imprudent

        And they’ve succeeded with a lot of people.

      • Drake

        I’m old enough to remember the ACLU going to court to protect the rights of for-real Nazis to demonstrate peacefully.

    • Rebel Scum

      felony charges for carrying flaming torches with the intent to intimidate.

      I guess I better be careful how I display the ones on my deck. I wouldn’t want to “intimidate” anyone.

      Each is charged with a single count of burning an object with the intent of intimidating a person or group of people. The charge carries a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison.

      What the actual fuck?

      The indictments, which were issued in February but only recently unsealed, come almost six years after

      Isn’t there some sort of statue of limitations?

      • Count Potato

        “intent of intimidating a person or group of people”

        Was that person or group of people present?

      • SDF-7

        I’m sure the law was written with the best intentions as an anti-Klan thing back in the ’60s. And now is used to club whomever they can because as Drake said — f’ the 1st and all.

    • R C Dean

      I have a very hard time believing the statute of limitations hasn’t already run on whatever they want to charge them with. Not that such technicalities matter when you are trashing the rule of law, but throw it on the pile of norms they are junking.

      • Drake

        I looked it up – no statute of limitations for felonies in Virginia. Lawyer Glibs correct me if I’m wrong.

    • Not Adahn

      I’m sure the Popehat signal will be lit to get them legal help.

      • waffles

        I forgot all about him.

  28. PieInTheSky

    “What In The World?”: This Couple With $1,000,000 In Debt Calls Into A Finance Show, Leaves Everyone Including The Host Speechless

    https://www.boredpanda.com/couple-million-dollars-debt-financial-advice-dave-ramsey-show

    “A 29-year-old woman called in to Dave Ramsey’s show for advice on tackling a $1,000,000 debt she shared with her husband, leaving people speechless

    Dave Ramsey: Okay. How much of that is your mortgage?

    – Uh, the mortgage is about $210,000.

    – So you have $600,000 in what?

    – $335,000 is about in student loans. We both have advanced degrees, and then a lot, the rest is really credit cards and personal loans.

    – So you have $300,000 of credit cards and personal loans?

    – We have about $335,000 in student loans and then about $136,000 in credit cards, $44,000 personal loans, and $35,000 car loans.

    he has an MBA and I have an advanced degree in Policy. I work in the government. We actually both do now at this point, actually.
    Our household income is about $230,000.

    Sounds like a situation I read about on this very site, though probably worse

    • Sensei

      he has an MBA and I have an advanced degree in Policy

      There’s your answer right there…

      • Nephilium

        Also sounds like they’re not good at math.

      • AlexinCT

        They are qualified to work for the OMB. Maybe they do.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The question becomes “How in the ever-loving fuck did they get that much credit?”

      Just declare bankruptcy and move on. The people who loaned that money are so stupid that I have no sympathy for them. The student loans are not dischargeable, but whatever…

      • Fatty Bolger

        It’s crazy how much lenders will give you if you have stable high income. Doctors often fall into this exact same trap.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Ouch! Just the consumer debt is 1x income.

      he has an MBA and I have an advanced degree in Policy. I work in the government. We actually both do now at this point, actually.
      Our household income is about $230,000.

      That’s pretty sad given the debt incurred. There are pairs of doctors out there with less debt and twice the income.

      • Rat on a train

        I learned it from you, Uncle Sam.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        Some people never grasp that just because some lending entity offers you what seems like easy money, that won’t create problems.

        I remember refinancing during my divorce over a decade ago, to give my ex half of the property value so I could keep the house and get rid of her, and the bank was flabbergasted that I only took the amount I owed instead of borrowing all of the equity I had since my mortgage was almost paid off when we went our separate ways. I had the loan manager actually have his manager call me to ask me why I wouldn’t take the opportunity to get more cash (and the dude told me to buy a new car or boat or just blow it on some vacation, have fun!). Some people fall for this idiocy. I told them to fuck off.

      • Drake

        This morning I told the bank I wouldn’t need that mortgage they pre-approved for me. Spend less than the number they approved and will pay in cash.

      • invisible finger

        Reminds me of when I refi’d from a 30-year to a 10-year. The twenty-something at the tile office held stuff up for 20 minutes because she noticed a mistake. Then she comes back and says “Sir, you are refinancing and your payment is going UP! Do you realize what you are doing?” I said “Yes, I’m paying about 200K less interest!” She was stunned: “I’ve never seen anyone do that before!” I said “That’s how you know the country is doomed. Idiots paying 200K in interest so they can get a 40K tax deduction.”

        Best financial move I ever made. I can retire right now if I want because that’s 200K I have in my portfolio that I wouldn’t have otherwise and would have to work 3 or 4 more years to accumulate.

        I tell my friends “Smart people collect interest, dumb people pay interest.”

      • Fourscore

        Good move, Invisible. I keep telling people, well, not anymore, since I’m no one’s boss but you MUST have your home paid for when you retire. Preferably well before so they can follow in Invisible’s tracks.

      • waffles

        they work in the public sector. man it is easy to get used to spending money that isn’t yours in the public sector.

    • Sean

      I’m actually surprised their mortgage is so low. Though the credit card debt is fucking amazing. I can’t imagine the amount of interest they are paying monthly.

      • AlexinCT

        They sound like people that loved to live at a standard they couldn’t afford at the time, and they were not going to let the fact they lacked the funds for that standard to get in the way. Hence the ridiculous borrowing.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Probably around $2.5-$3k.

        As big as those attention grabbing numbers are, just paying it off is easily possible. The problem is the willingness to change what brought them into that and sticking with it.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I imagine their credit card debt comes from continuously drawing from that last little bit they have in credit every month.

        Inflation can certainly help that shit cycle where you’re having to use your paycheck to pay credit cards, and because you’ve spent your cash paying credit cards, you have to use the credit cards to live.

      • Drake

        The obvious play is to control spending and put as much of that debt as possible into a home equity loan. Maybe buy a cheap car instead of leasing if that’s what they’re doing.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Yeah, much worse than what I wrote about in GlibFin. We did a dump truck load of stupid, but most of our half-million+ debt was a mortgage. We had roughly a quarter million in student & consumer debt and paid the last of it off when we sold the house.

    • tarran

      They’re actually uniquely placed to solve their problems relatively painlessly. They work in government, so can influence fiscal policy to expand the money printing that the US has been engaged in. This shouldn’t be too difficult since lots of people in government benefit from inflation. If they do their part, through the state’s debasement of the currency, the face value of their debt can be reduced to that of an expensive meal within about a decade.

    • PieInTheSky

      come on launch already

      • AlexinCT

        WOOHOO!

        there it goes…

      • AlexinCT

        OH CRAP!

      • juris imprudent

        And there it went!

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Fairly amazing it got that far with 5 engine misfires.

      • SDF-7

        Ok… it wasn’t just me seeing the non-lit ones in the Super Heavy shots. Kind of wonder just how redundant those are and how well it balances in the worst cases — that’s the kind of things that made the Russians give up on that style for their moon launch booster, iirc. Assuming the increase in compute capacity makes all the difference for real time rebalancing.

      • Grumbletarian

        Separation went awry, but still tons of data to sift through.

      • juris imprudent

        Wondering how big an area of the Gulf they close off – given all the debris coming down.

      • limey

        I like the phrasing “rapid unscheduled disassembly”.

    • Penguin

      And off she goes. Good luck!

  29. Rebel Scum

    This woman is a national treasure.

    Cute how they wanted the accusation stricken from the record. Dems say the worst shit ever about their opposition on a regular basis without consequence. Tell them to fuck off.

    • Rebel Scum

      Then there is that dishonest, sanctimonious cunte Thompson…

    • rhywun

      I can understand striking unproven accusations but they didn’t strike her words about Swallwell because they’re true – that is hilarious.

  30. Rebel Scum

    At least we are (maybe) going to get a rocket launch today.

    • Rat on a train

      Light ‘er up!

    • Rat on a train

      Annoying that they are playing crowd noise instead of flight control.

    • dorvinion

      When it sat on the pad for 6 seconds with the engines lit I thought something had gone wrong

    • SDF-7

      Launch, yes — a bit of an earth shattering kaboom unfortunately at the end. Looked like either Starship didn’t separate during the flip and that confused the super heavy so it kept the spin up, or the other way around (because it kept spinning, Starship didn’t think it was safe to detach).

      Data for the future…

  31. Rebel Scum

    In a February statement, state Rep. Dustin Burrows (R-Lubbock), author of HB 2127, and State Sen. Brandon Creighton (R-Conroe), author of SB 814, said these bills would create “regulatory consistency for small businesses across Texas and return exclusive regulatory powers to the state where they belong.” But local officials against the legislation described these laws as a “Death Star bill,” a state power grab, and an overhaul effort to hurt local governments.

    Some things are the prerogative of the state government. Cry about it.

  32. PieInTheSky

    I started with the question: “Why are barns painted red?” and now I’m down three different rabbit holes of historical #paint #chemistry.

    1. Linseed oil is the most used historical sealant in Europe. It’s pressed from the seed of flax plants, used for linen production.

    https://twitter.com/c0nc0rdance/status/1648681913928876034

    • Rat on a train

      Mrs. Playfair: It looks the way all the Irish cottages should…and so seldom do. And only an American would have thought of emerald green.
      Rev. Playfair: Red is more durable.

    • Michael Malaise

      I thought because red paint was cheap and plentiful. (It was, according to Sears & Roebuck)

  33. robc

    Ding Liren had the chance to even up the World Chess Championship this morning, but couldnt find the right moves in a winning position. It ended in a a draw. Nepo remains up 1 after 8 of 14 matches.

    I still think its a good result for Ding after his collapse two days ago.

  34. PieInTheSky

    Mike Solana
    @micsolana
    spicy food is honestly so stupid and im tired of pretending we don’t all actually kind of hate it. like, ‘oh, you know what would be really awesome right now? if my meal were a little less pleasant.’ wut

    https://twitter.com/micsolana/status/1648845949505097730

    what a pussy

    • Nephilium

      Mike,

      Let me be clear. You come for my spicy food, you’ll be pulling back a stump.

      • Penguin

        +1 Star for Neph.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      As long as you aren’t stupid about the heat it adds some gusto.

      • Sean

        My hot pepper powder will knock your socks off.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I draw the line at stuff that burns my ass on the way out. Didn’t use to happen when I was younger but now…nothing hotter than Tabasco sauce for me.

    • Michael Malaise

      I like some spicy food. With the hottest Nashville chicken it’s too hot and there’s literally no flavor at all.

      A balance is good.

      • Penguin

        Michael – you were speaking last night in a thread I missed, but I thought you might like this.

  35. juris imprudent

    Someone is thinking this through.

    This information was NOT simply something a junior enlisted Airman gained access to so he could show off to his friends. The clearance I was granted at nineteen I held for the next twenty-seven years. I have been in some of the most classified facilities on earth and can say with conviction that this information came from somewhere in the highest levels of the Department of Defense and the Intelligence Community – intentionally.

    • AlexinCT

      Yup. I am not buying the story they are telling about this. This whole thing reeks of an intel op to me.

      • juris imprudent

        They proved they could dangle some bait and hook someone in the Reality Winner case; this feels similar.

    • Rebel Scum

      Kid is a gun nut Trumpster. Obviously he needs to be framed and railroaded for the sake of democracy.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Linseed oil is the most used historical sealant in Europe. It’s pressed from the seed of flax plants, used for linen production.

    Somebody found a use for a waste product? Let’s hope the EPA doesn’t find out.

  37. R.J.

    Successful launch of the Star Ship!

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Lost it at stage separation. Pretty dang cool to watch, though!

    • PieInTheSky

      BOOOM

    • R.J.

      Apparently it blew up?

      • SDF-7

        Unscheduled disassembly, yeah.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Looked to me like the separators between the stages didn’t blow. They gave it 30 seconds to self resolve, but then detonated it when it was clear it wasn’t gonna fix itself.

  38. Count Potato

    “China began developing Covid-19 vaccines before the official start of the outbreak, a new report claims.

    A 300-page document, compiled by the US Senate, suggests Chinese researchers started work on a vaccine programme in mid-November of 2019.

    It adds to evidence that the country attempted to cover up early infections before the World Health Organisation (WHO) was informed on December 31.

    The report also concludes that the pandemic most likely came from a lab leak and was the result of a ‘research-related incident’ in Wuhan.

    And it even suggests there may have been two unintentional spill-over events just weeks apart.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11992829/China-began-developing-Covid-19-vaccines-official-start-outbreak-report-claims.html

    And nothing else will happen.

    • juris imprudent

      Accountability is mean and cruel, let’s just pretend everything is okay instead.

    • SDF-7

      I’m sure somehow, somewhere Fauci will cackle to himself and check his pension amounts some more. Other than that yeah, nothing will happen.

    • AlexinCT

      There really were 2 leaks. One in August of 2019 (the Alpha variant), and another in November 2019 (the Beta variant). One was deadlier than the other. China hid the information and took active steps to let the fucking thing go global. This was the initial assessment most people in the space were sharing in early 2020, until they decided to use the crisis to get rid of the orange guy they hated and flipped everything on its head with that ridiculous wet market bullshit three weeks into the two week lockdown.

      • juris imprudent

        Fauci liked the orange guy – so slipshod in his early administration that Fauci could release the funds that Obama had frozen.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I’m certain there were a bunch of permanent bureaucracy types that were having a field day because they knew they had the tacit approval of the media and the entire federal system to do whatever they wanted so long as it screwed with the administration.

        See also, the treasonous bastards who lied to the White House about how may troops were in Syria.

        They should all be hanged.

      • AlexinCT

        Fauci liked Fauci. And his sole priority from the start was to hide his complicity and the runaround Obama approved after grandstanding about stopping gain-of-function research in the US. Trump’s problem that he too often trusts the wrong people. Practically nobody in the government bureaucracy is competent or trustworthy, especially if they see you as someone fucking with their criminal endeavors (see Fauci again).

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Misdirection, since the spike protein vaccine designs in Moderna and Pfizer are also very suspiciously dated.

      • Count Potato

        SARS was 2003.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Yes, but every vaccine design for SARS failed miserably and the spike protein was not similar.

        The spike on the COVID virus has a human-specific protein at the furin cleavage site that enables it to more easily infect people. All of the COVID mRNA vaccines incorporate that protein design and are thus not SARS vaccine derivatives.

      • Count Potato

        Who knows what they came up with in 17 years?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        My point being that the mRNA vaccines were incredibly specific to the Alpha strain of COVID and they pushed them out almost immediately because somebody already had the spike protein design.

        They haven’t been able to replicate that speed with the newer strains, so it suggests that there was already significant research into that specific spike protein prior to the outbreak. Which would make sense if NIH, NIAID and the sort were funding the research that developed the virus and the vaccine technology for it at the same time.

      • Count Potato

        “Which would make sense if NIH, NIAID and the sort were funding the research that developed the virus and the vaccine technology for it at the same time.”

        Well, yes, that’s what they claimed they were doing.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      There aren’t enough lamp posts and/or woodchippers.

    • AlexinCT

      They want these kids sexualized and separated from family because that will make them easy to control drones for the evil leftist movement.

      • hayeksplosives

        I’m reading “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich”.

        The planning and execution of the psychological manipulation and the deliberate destruction of the culture is eerily Fay.

    • Rebel Scum

      Why?

    • invisible finger

      At least they are completely over covid.

  39. Brawndo

    The Texas bill says local ordinances cannot conflict with state or federal law. Anyone else get the feeling this is going to end up being used against local governments protecting their citizens from overreach?

    • R.J.

      I am not a big fan of it.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      As far as I know, that’s the standard arrangement for most/all states. Localities are units of the state and are given latitude only insofar as the state allows it to them. There were two models that I don’t remember the details of, but both stressed the subserviency of the local governments to the state government.

      • Nephilium

        There’s been some back and forth pushing here in Ohio as there’s home rule built into the state government, but the cities (and in some cases counties) have been smacked down by the state for overreach (specifically on guns and bans). It’s an interesting dynamic to me, and I’d be lying if I didn’t like it every time some overreaching city/county ban gets smacked down by the state.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Bojangles? That sounds racist. Do they have a cakewalking minstrel for a mascot?

    • SDF-7

      That sort of restaurant would never happen.

      • R.J.

        I ate there a few times as a kid.

      • Pope Jimbo

        #MeToo. There was one in Fargo and the parents would bring us to it if we had behaved during our adventures in the Big City.

      • invisible finger

        There was one in the neighborhood I grew up. It’s a liquor store and currency exchange now. Which stereotypes the neighborhood more than the restaurant ever did.

  41. The Other Kevin

    “Damn, this bitch is crazy.”

    Maybe she could have locked her in prison in an iron mask.

  42. hayeksplosives

    Oopsie. Looks like SpaceX test flight failed.

    Ah, well. Build, test, learn. Iterate design.

    • The Other Kevin

      Early on they had a lot of failures and explosions. But they learned from each one and were able to make rapid progress, which is what will happen here. This is why the Chinese version won’t work. Both culture and government won’t let them fail this way.

      • Fatty Bolger

        They’d be well past this point already if not for the FAA holding things up.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    I see the debt limit is in the news. If those ultra MAGA Republicans can’t come up with a plan which will magically fix the budget and eliminate the national debt while increasing benefits, they’re not serious and no one should take them seriously. Just because it has taken us decades to get to where we are, there is no reason to settle for anything less than a magic wand solution.

    Rome wasn’t burned in a day.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Looks like SpaceX test flight failed.

    But it worked flawlessly in the simulator!

    • UnCivilServant

      “My Model says it worked.”

    • AlexinCT

      BIDEN-FETTERMAN 2024!

      It’s a no brainer!

  45. The Late P Brooks

    “We’ve never had an accusation made of any member like that,” he said. “I’m appalled at it. We all ought to be embarrassed at it.”

    I’m not saying it isn’t true. I just don’t think we should talk about it in front of the plebs.

  46. Pope Jimbo

    You knuckle draggers only subsidize your electric cars? How cute. Here in Minnesoda we are so much better: We subsidize e-bikes

    Minnesotans purchasing electric-assisted bikes could get a tax credit worth up to $1,500 under an incentive added to the Minnesota Senate transportation budget.

    The value of the credit steps down at incomes higher than $50,000 for a married couple, $25,000 for a single tax filer until it reaches 50%. To make sure the $2 million cap isn’t exceeded, bike buyers would have to send an application to the state Department of Revenue, which would distribute tax certificates on a first-come, first-served basis.

    The bill includes provisions to assure that 40% of the credits go to buyers at middle and low-incomes. Fateh had introduced his proposal as a separate bill with a House version sponsored by Rep. Lucy Rehm, DFL-Chanhassen. Often bills that appropriate money are introduced and heard in committees but are then incorporated into budget omnibus bills.

    And we made damn sure that the subsidies go to the poor. I’m sure they will feel so much better e-biking to that job at McDonald’s.

    • R.J.

      I can’t wait to see some 500 pound troglodyte squeaking down the street on one of those.

    • rhywun

      So, a giant honking subsidy for fast-food delivery and apartment building fires. What could possibly go wrong?

      • Pope Jimbo

        BikeMN cited a study (partly funded by People for Bikes) that found that if 15% of car trips were made by e-bike, emissions would drop by 12%. A North American survey by professors at Portland State University found that 46% of e-bike commute trips replaced an automobile commute.

        I have no idea why emissions wouldn’t drop by 15%. Love to see the spreadsheet where they came up with that gem.

        Also, we used Portland data?!??!!!! How dare they use data from our arch enemy when it comes to being the most Bike Friendly City in America? (Mpls has always had a weird feud with Portland about their rankings in bike friendliness).

        I wonder if anyone has ever done a study to see how many more people are seriously injured or killed biking to work than driving to work. Of course, when that study showed that a lot more people were injured on bikes than cars I’m sure they’d blame it on evil cars running over the virtuous bikers. But I bet you’d see similar spikes in injuries/deaths if everyone started driving motorcycles. Wiping out on a bike or motorcycle is going to end up in bad results. And I have to believe that riding e-bikes in snowy/icy weather in Minnesoda is going to end up with a lot of wipeouts.

    • Not Adahn

      `*shorts FM Global*

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Greene’s remarks were a reference to Swalwell’s professional relationship with Christine Fang, who U.S. intelligence officials believe was working on orders from Beijing to befriend up-and-coming politicians in an attempt to gain information and leverage. Swalwell has never been accused of any wrongdoing by law enforcement.

    *outright prolonged laughter*

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Why would putting one’s ding ding in Fang Fang get law enforcement involved? It wasn’t illegal, just really stupid.

      • Pope Jimbo

        If Scooter Libby goes to jail for revealing that a woman who worked at Langely was a CIA agent, I’d think that Swalwell had to blab something at least as damning while he was eating her moo goo gai pan.

      • blighted_non_millenial

        Scooter went to jail for someone else doing that. Scooter went to jail for not remembering exactly what he told a journalist.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’ll take your word for it. I just never understood that scandal.

        Why was it such a horrible thing that someone identified Plame as a CIA employee? She worked at CIA HQ and drove there everyday. Was some foreign spy agency really not aware she was CIA?

      • blighted_non_millenial

        Yeah, Scooter went to jail for lying or obstruction for not having the same story as the Meet the Press guy about what they talked about. It was Powell’s deputy at State that I believe admitted very early to “outing” Plame. It was all a fairly mild campaign to discredit Plame’s husband who was a fairly middling diplomat that was making too much unwanted noise about Iraq or something related.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The Bush administration was pissed that Plame was undercutting their Nigerian yellowcake bullshit story in the runup to the Iraq War.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yep, it was Richard Armitage who told Bob Novak, who reported on it. Armitage was a well known gossip, and nobody really thought he did it maliciously. The whole thing was a mountain out of a molehill, but Libby apparently did lie under oath for some bizarre reason.

      • Not Adahn

        To be fair, the guy’s “debunking” of the yellowcake story was:

        1. Get on a a flight to Lagos
        2. Got directly to a hotel.
        3. Stay there for two days.
        4. Go directly back to catch his flight to the US.
        5. Say: I went to Nigeria, nobody who I talked to there saw any of this yellowcake.”

    • juris imprudent

      Professional relationship? Was he paying for her services?

  48. Pope Jimbo

    That poor victim from the doppelganger story! Not only did she almost die, but now she has to worry for the rest of her life that the perp might hire some clever group of criminals to break her out of jail and replace her with the victim.

    How would you ever get out of that jam?

  49. Michael Malaise

    I show up to find not one, but two fucking songs by Yes?

    Happy Thursday!

    • limey

      Yes; Yes.

    • Michael Malaise

      I find that this could be read either way — good or bad.

      I hate Yes.

  50. Rebel Scum

    Modern day civil rights heroes.

    The “Tennessee Three,” the trio of state lawmakers punished for participating in gun protests, will visit the White House on Monday to meet with President Joe Biden.

    The White House announced Wednesday that the president will meet with state Reps. Gloria Johnson of Knoxville and Justin Jones of Nashville and Rep. Justin Pearson of Memphis. The three were disciplined for violating their Statehouse decorum rules when they took part in a protest earlier this month seeking tighter gun laws. It followed the shooting deaths of three 9-year-old children and three school officials at a Nashville elementary school.

    By Dem standards they disrupted an official proceeding, which requires pre-trial prison for several years as a consequence.

    • juris imprudent

      Trumped up charges only for Trump supporters.

    • rhywun

      Even the white one?

      I assume we’re still pretending that the gun shot those victims on its own and therefore no mention will be made of the shooter or her possible motives.

      • juris imprudent

        What shooter/shooting? /TMITE

  51. Pope Jimbo

    Great Moments in Minneapolis Government

    After Phase 1 of a redesign of a street is completed, the city realizes that the design sucks. Emergency vehicles can’t access the area anymore, people can’t leave their driveways safely. So on to Phase 2 which will surely be great. But no idea how much extra all this costs.

    The kicker is that the story has a bunch of the changes that they are making. The last point mentioned is a doozy

    The current design has greenspace next to the roadway with the bikeway and sidewalk next to it; the update will move the bikeway next to the roadway with green space between the bikeway and sidewalk. This change moves the roadway snow windrow to the outside of the bikeway and provides space between the bikeway and sidewalk for snow storage.

    Go figure. Adding a bike lane and green space narrowed the road too much? Who’d a thunk?

    • Sensei

      The lefties that now control my town did a miniature version of this.

      They added bike lane and those awful calming humps on road I commuted on daily. Naturally paid a lefty consultant six figures to investigate and create.

      Turns out somebody more pissed and better educated than I was about the laws in NJ found out that the volume of traffic on that road specifically by law precluded using those humps and they had to remove them all.

      My question that I would have posed to the town was how was this “expert” selected and why wasn’t something obvious like this known by the expert? I’d have tried to recover the fees.

      • Pope Jimbo

        One of the roads I drive on a lot was put on a “road diet”. Used to be 4 lanes, now it is two lanes with a huge center turn lane and really wide shoulders. Of course, the wide shoulders are right next to the 8′ wide bike path they build earlier.

        The other benefit is that all the manhole covers that used to be easy to drive over when there were 4 lanes now require you to either drive directly over them with one side of your car or to swerve out into the big center turn lane to avoid them.

      • Nephilium

        They did that to one of the main roads here. Even as a cyclist I’m against it. I’d rather bike on a five lane (with a turn lane in the center) road than a two lane road with some shitty “bike lane” to the side that’s full of gravel, glass, and detritus.

      • waffles

        It’s insane how bad these projects can be.

    • waffles

      It costs about a million dollars per block. These projects suck and I don’t recommend them unless you’re also doing the buildings and can roll some of the disruption together.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Will there be cake?

    U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen on Thursday will lay out the Biden administration’s principal objectives for the U.S.-China economic relationship in a speech in Washington, the Treasury said on Tuesday as tensions between the world’s two largest economies has thwarted high-level meetings.

    Yellen, who said last week she still hopes to visit Beijing to meet with her new Chinese economic counterparts, will deliver remarks at Johns Hopkins University’s School of Advanced International Studies, the Treasury said in a statement.

    Yellen’s speech will detail the Biden administration’s economic priorities on China, including securing U.S. national security interests, fostering “healthy” competition and cooperating, where possible, on global issues such as climate change, debt relief and macroeconomic stability.

    Yellen also is expected to highlight U.S. economic strength.

    “During her remarks, Secretary Yellen will underscore that in its bilateral relationship with China, the United States proceeds with confidence about the enduring fundamental strength of our economy,” the Treasury said, adding that she will discuss growth-enhancing investments in infrastructure, advanced semiconductor manufacturing and clean energy technologies.

    We look forward to a long and profitable relationship.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      cooperating, where possible, on global issues such as climate change, debt relief and macroeconomic stability

      So, generally speaking, there will be no cooperation.

      I note that the Chinese have been telling the West that if Beijing has to take a haircut on loans to third world countries, so do the IMF and World Bank. That’s gone over like a lead balloon, but it does expose the lies at the heart of the Western financial system in regards to the undeveloped world.

      • rhywun

        such as climate change

        “Sure, we’ll follow Paris or Kyoto or whatever the fuck you lunatics are nattering on about now.”

        /ramps up another couple hundred coal plants

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I’m going to make a bad situation worse.

      The life story of half the country

    • Tundra

      When I was in London I was disgusted how many obscenely expensive cars had wheel rash. Apparently curbs are challenging for the rich folk.

    • R C Dean

      You’re driving a Bentley, and you’re getting drive-through fast food?

  53. The Late P Brooks

    The lefties that now control my town did a miniature version of this.

    They added bike lane and those awful calming humps on road I commuted on daily. Naturally paid a lefty consultant six figures to investigate and create.

    I knew one of the Livingston City Council members, who was not exactly the brightest bulb on the string. I was talking to him one day over a beer, and he was telling me about how they were going to put a traffic study out for bid. There were/are a lot of uncontrolled intersections in town, and the newcomers (as well as a lot of old timers) had no idea how to negotiate them. I said, “Traffic study? For what it would cost to do some bullshit traffic study, you could just go buy a bunch of stop signs. If you really want to know where the trouble spots are, go ask the guys at the body shops where the fender benders happen on a consistent basis. You could even ask the cops.”

    He was dumbfounded.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Sounds like a great idea, but did you go to the Columbia School of Traffic? Didn’t think so.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    That’s gone over like a lead balloon, but it does expose the lies at the heart of the Western financial system in regards to the undeveloped world.

    We call them “client states” now, don’t we?

  55. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    Wild sucked hard last night. I crashed after two so I was spared the end. Hopefully they can get their heads right for Friday.

    • The Other Kevin

      I watched some of that. I dropped after it was 4-1. I thought you wouldn’t be too happy.

      • Tundra

        His teammates really hung Flower out to dry. Not too many goalies are gonna survive that many odd man rushes and breakaways.

  56. Count Potato

    “BREAKING PART 1: Multi-State Investigation EXPOSES @wpath
    Connected Transgender ‘Health’ Doctors Prescribing Puberty Blockers to Minors as Young as Eight Years Old and Irreversible ‘Cross-Gender Hormones’ to Minors as Young as 14 Years Old

    “Most kids are mature enough to make a relatively informed decision”

    “We do have patients who are starting [transition] as young as eight”

    “Cross-gender hormones… have some permanent effects…I need the patient to be a little — to be mature enough to make a relatively informed decision…I get it… there are some 14-year-olds that are not, you know, mature — but generally speaking, they usually are pretty good”

    #TooYoung”

    https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas/status/1648763456689000448

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      It will not bother me in the least when those kids start killing their parents and the docs that mutilated them.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Funny how what these caring docs consider needed and ethical always seems to line up with their bottom line and don’t even get me started on the shitdick parents who either want attention and pats on the back or resent their kid for not being whatever gender they wanted. It’s just sick.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, if I’m on that jury, I’ll acquit.

  57. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Over/under on days till “unfortunate self-inflicted hunting accident while duct-taped upside-down to a tree”?

    https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1648792541565730816

    In announcing his presidential bid today,
    @RobertKennedyJr
    delivered a blistering attack on the US war state

    RFK said Biden has made Ukraine “a pawn in a geopolitical battle” that has “put the flower of Ukraine’s youth into an avatar of death in order to exhaust Russia”

    • Drake

      I’d be tempted to register as a Democrat just to vote for him in the primary.

      Don’t exit through the kitchen Bobby.

      • R.J.

        Yep. Dude needs to stay safe.

      • robc

        Aren’t you in SC?

        Primaries are open, which is how I voted for Tulsi last time.

  58. Sensei

    In honor of 4/20.

    Meet The Billionaire King Of Rolling Papers

    The man who sells the most rolling papers in the world is either exactly who you think he is or nothing at all. Yes, he has hung out with Hunter S. Thompson, partied at the Playboy Mansion, lost his car while high on edibles and had his warehouse raided by the feds. He has also bid on the Chicago Cubs with billionaire Mark Cuban and produced a handful of movies, including the 1986 Stephen King horror film Maximum Overdrive…

  59. Rebel Scum

    Malicious legislation.

    A ban on dozens of semi-automatic rifles cleared the Washington state Legislature on Wednesday and the governor is expected to sign it into law.

    The high-powered firearms – once banned nationwide – are now the weapon of choice among young men responsible for most of the country’s devastating mass shootings.

    Actually, rifles of all types are used in almost no crimes.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Forget it RS, lying liars gonna lie.

    • Drake

      Almost none of the banned rifles are high-powered.

      • R C Dean

        Indeed. I think it’s still the case that in a lot of states, .223/5.56 is not legal for deer hunting.

    • AlexinCT

      HAH HAH HAH!

      You got me.

  60. Count Potato

    “Read through this thread for the most epic troll of woke teachers who push LGBT stuff on their students 🔥”

    https://notthebee.com/article/read-through-this-thread-for-the-most-epic-troll-of-trans-affirmation-teachers-ive-ever-seen

    “As a 3rd grade teacher, I often talk about Jesus with my students, they are so excited to hear about my faith. They point to the cross on wall and ask me about the resurrection.

    Some have gotten baptized in the sink, as long as they don’t tell their parents. It’s our secret.”

    https://twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1646376957637001221

    LOLOLOLOLOL

    • Grumbletarian

      That’s priceless.

  61. kinnath

    The best part of the launch video was the cheering when the rocket exploded.

    • UnCivilServant

      Was it an entertaining explosion?

      • kinnath

        Fireworks

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      For me it was when I saw how fat Elon is.

      • rhywun

        Well, he is a fat cat.

    • Gender Traitor

      Michael Bay teared up a little bit, I reckon.

      • juris imprudent

        JJ Abrams asks “where’s the lens flare”?

    • juris imprudent

      Can’t talk about it – racial angle is all backwards.

      • Bob Boberson

        The initial link in my feed was to a People magazine article that was careful not to show a picture of the shooter.

    • Grumbletarian

      In December, Gastonia Police charged Singletary in the brutal assault of his 21-year-old girlfriend with a mini sledgehammer. They also said Singletary kept the victim inside his apartment and did not allow her to leave for over two hours. At that time, the man faced charges of assault with intent to inflict serious injury, kidnapping, and communicating threats. He was in the Gaston County jail on a $250,000 bond.

      So did he break out of jail and just go home?

  62. The Late P Brooks

    Zero sum world

    The manufacturing industry in Puerto Rico is putting the island’s finite water supply at risk, experts told ABC News.

    In the 1960s and 1970s, industries ventured to Puerto Rico as the result of a now-expired federal tax incentive known Section 936, which exempted businesses from federal income tax profits earned by U.S. companies in Puerto Rico and other U.S. territories.

    The incentive is widely regarded by experts as responsible for creating a fiscal crisis on Puerto Rico, as the island’s economy remained stuck in a standstill due to its inability to generate wealth from the rapidly growing manufacturing sector. But with the expansion of industry also came severe environmental impact.

    If only they could go back to the good old days of subsistence farming and fishing.

    • rhywun

      The incentive is widely regarded by experts as responsible for creating a fiscal crisis on Puerto Rico, as the island’s economy remained stuck in a standstill due to its inability to generate wealth from the rapidly growing manufacturing sector.

      Am I crazy or does this sentence make no sense?

      • Drake

        Puerto Ricans don’t understand profit margins? Sounds racist.

      • blighted_non_millenial

        Obviously, it’s disastrous to your local economy if the feds can’t tax the life out of you.

  63. Tundra

    THE REINTEGRATION OF THE SOUTH AFRICAN ORDER

    AfriForum has already identified 14 viable anchor communities in Pretoria that, with increased cooperation, have the potential to eventually form a cultural canton. Rather than try in vain to calm the tempestuous seas, the goal is to establish stable points of order in which communities can survive and ultimately thrive. Success is not guaranteed and everything we build can be destroyed by man or nature, like the abandoned houses of Kolmanskop, which have been reclaimed and swallowed by the merciless dunes of the Namib Desert. Dropping anchor in a storm will not always save you, but without one, sinking into the abyss is almost certain.

    Interesting essay. Related to A Time To Dig Trenches that I linked last week.

  64. The Late P Brooks

    Water contamination has been rampant in Puerto Rico since the 1970s, environmental scientist Neftali Garcia told ABC News.

    The industries that arrived bolstered that they were generating jobs and growing the economy, Garcia said.

    “But, what were the consequences? Air pollution, water pollution, soil pollution, rivers pollution,” Garcia said. “Once you pollute the groundwater, cleaning the aquifer is extremely difficult, and it takes decades, if ever, [to] become clean.”

    Those evil corporations, taking advantage of government incentives. Who could have predicted that?

    • R C Dean

      Meh. Nothing a nuclear power plant and desalinization facility can’t solve.