Thursday morning repeat links

by | Apr 13, 2023 | Daily Links | 323 comments

Sloopy is nothing, if not consistent.

It’s a Spud marathon!

So our intrepid Sloopy is still trying to navigate the slums of California’s finest Central Valley big cities. He’s wallowing in Basque food tonight. I hope they don’t serve after dinner mints.

 

It still has nuts…

 

More fiat added to fiat currency!

 

I mean, how much more bigoted can this country possibly get?

 

Hang on, baby! Hang on as long as you can.

 

Better than batteries.

 

As has been pointed out in other discussions, rats are a part of a big city. But I only know of one that has a Rat Czar.

 

Limitless grant dollars.

 

Okay Glibs. It’s Thursday! Almost the weekend. Buck up, bunkies.

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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

323 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “It’s a Spud marathon!”

    Go you?

    • UnCivilServant

      I thought it was because potatos worked cheap.

      • UnCivilServant

        Just cause you can’t userstand a word I’m saying doesn’t mean I’m slurring.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Well, Or Ida thought youzz was speaking with mash mouth!

      • SDF-7

        He’s got his eyes on you.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Quality. Taters keep their eyes on the prize.

    • juris imprudent

      This much exposure may lead to tubertoocloseus.

      • SDF-7

        That deep rooted pun is going to make you peel out when Swiss hits the thread. It is sure to grate on him.

  2. UnCivilServant

    So, NYC is trying to ensure a larger, more aggressive rat population?

    • Shirley Knott

      I thought they’d been doing that for over 200 years.

      • UnCivilServant

        This time it’s official!

    • Rat on a train

      A rat army could be useful.

      • Not Adahn

        *fist paw bump*

      • Pat

        But who among them will be King Rat?

      • Sean

        The Rat King in on level 5.

      • SDF-7

        My money would be on the dirt rat that killed Cagney’s brother. He has to be tough.

      • UnCivilServant

        You sill fools, the Rats already have a Czar, they can’t appoint a king.

      • Nephilium

        You mean Spider?

      • Aloysious
      • Ted S.

        Then again, it might not.

    • Grosspatzer

      https://nypost.com/2023/04/12/eric-adams-names-kathleen-corradi-as-nycs-new-rat-czar/

      Corradi, who will be paid $155,000 in the newly-created gig, said she’s already familiar with the pests having spent several years spearheading the DOE’s rat reduction efforts in 120 buildings throughout Brooklyn, Manhattan and the Bronx.

      Looks like NYC is finally paying the piper. Good move

      • UnCivilServant

        So, she will commute from New Jersey?

      • Gustave Lytton

        #insert “Skynet IS the virus” gif

      • WTF

        she’s already familiar with the pests having spent several years spearheading the DOE’s rat reduction efforts in 120 buildings throughout Brooklyn, Manhattan and the Bronx.
        So, she’s already failed at that job.

      • UnCivilServant

        If you really wanted to do something about the problem, set concrete objectives and make any payment contingent on transparently eliminating the issue. No sandbagging for indefinate paychecks.

      • Bobarian LMD

        The peter principle; fail up to your maximum level of incompetence.

      • Fourscore

        Screw up and move up

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Buried Leede; DOE has rats for employees.

    • juris imprudent

      They need to check the basement.

      • Chafed

        *chef’s kiss *

    • Fatty Bolger

      They’re training them to eat immigrants bused in from border states.

    • Count Potato

      “The U.S. government invests almost $1 billion annually in Uganda.”

      Sure, why not.

      • SDF-7

        Nothing. Left. To. Cut.

      • Pat

        iT’s A rOuNDiNg eRroR!

      • Rat on a train

        If you can’t eliminate the deficit with a single line item why bother?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Do you know how hard it is to make change for a $Trillion dollar coin?

      • UnCivilServant

        You don’t. You deposit it and loan it out digitally three or four times

      • Rebel Scum

        “Invests.”…

    • Count Potato

      “In fact, the proposed law doesn’t require evidence of an illegal act, only suspicion of one, to call the police, opening the possibility that personal disputes and workplace quarrels could end with unfounded accusations of homosexuality.”

      What could possibly go wrong

      • Ted S.

        +1 Red Flag law

      • Rat on a train

        You will get your day in court to prove your innocence.

    • Brochettaward

      Little known fact – Ugandan mercenaries were widely used in Iraq and I’m sure elsewhere by our government. Trying to get into the DFAC after dark without a reflective PT vest would get one of them to put an AK in your face.

  3. rhywun

    It still has nuts…

    Is it that Dylan character again?

    • Count Potato

      “During an interview on TODAY, Normani emphasized that partnership has meant a lot to her as a Black woman.

      “This partnership for me stands for everything that I believe in. I’m such a girls’ girl. I’m all about women empowerment,” she explained during the interview. “And for me being a little girl, I feel like this would have been really important for me. To have witnessed being a little Black girl. And I love sports. I love entertainment. And so just that representation of the fact that I can be a part of it means a lot to me.””

      Because the one place black people aren’t represented is sports and entertainment.

      • SDF-7

        I just have a hard time related to people who’s self worth involves a cartoon mascot on a snack food bag. I can understand wanting real people to have a shot on a real team you support… but that could be an arbitrary fractal picture for all I care on the damned bag.

        Which I suppose equates to — if it makes them happy, what do I care? Which is true to a point… I just don’t get celebrating or needing it and like griping about that apparently.

      • Rat on a train

        participation trophy generation

      • Shirley Knott

        And the forced assimilation or erasure of introverts. Fuck participation, leave me the hell alone.

      • Brochettaward

        You see, the media has told themselves a nice story about how they are responsible for the acceptance of gays in this country through increased representation. So they believe that surely they can solve all racism and misogyny by doing the same, even when it involves ignoring cultural differences between races or genders in doing so and kind of erasing the things they claim to be supporting.

        And it’s a lucrative gig for minorities and women so plenty are going to get in on that grift. It’s not that she actually cares about seeing a black face on a bag of cracker jack.

      • DrOtto

        Didn’t Aunt Jemima get cancelled for being black and on food packaging? I can’t keep up anymore.

      • Count Potato

        Yes, but these are good-thinking people putting them on packages for the right reasons.

      • Fourscore

        I’m glad I’m old. The world I knew is upside down.

      • Grummun

        There were never such sisters.

      • Homple

        “…a large male with no obvious talent or grace in various ballet performances.”

        A sort of inverse Harrison Bergeron.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        OMFG, that’s an insult to trained ballerinas everywhere.

        My wife is going to have a shitfit when I show that to her.

        *cackles*

      • Spartacus

        Same here. Dear God, that oaf can’t even get up on pointe. I cannot imagine how it passed any RAD exam.

    • WTF

      To mark the occasion, the crunchy and caramel-coated peanut and popcorn snack tapped two Black female artists.

      Because who would know more about crackers?

    • Grumbletarian

      How is Cracker Jack/Jill not considered racist?

      • WTF

        Because you can’t be racist against wypipo.

    • invisible finger

      Will Crunch & Munch start marketing to weightlifting lesbians?

      • slumbrew

        *golf clap*

      • SDF-7

        That deserves a red carpet clap — at least once a month.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      My wife picked up a bag accidentally. She noted that it was a huge lost opportunity by still having nuts. She wishes that the women’s empowerment movement would be original, rather than simply co-opting men’s shit and calling themselves heroes.

      • SDF-7

        Tell her don’t worry — the men (see Dylan what’s-his-name) are busy co-opting women’s shit right back and calling themselves heroines.

      • Ted S.

        Picked it up like Sam Brinton?

  4. Rat on a train

    The federal deficit topped $1 trillion in the first six months of fiscal 2023 (October through March), according to the Monthly Treasury Statement released today.

    This was despite the fact that federal tax revenues in the first six months of this fiscal year were $2,048,196,000,000, which was the second-highest in the nation’s history (when compared to the inflation-adjusted numbers for the tax revenues collected in the first six months of previous fiscal years).

    But I’ve been reliably informed that tax cuts are causing the deficits.

  5. rhywun

    I mean, how much more bigoted can this country possibly get?

    personal disputes and workplace quarrels could end with unfounded accusations of homosexuality

    It’s almost like that’s the real goal.

    • Not Adahn

      I was watching Pine Gap on Netflix. On it a white cishet woman used the insult “cocksucker” unironically towards a gay character.

      I don’t know if I’m witnessing a shift in the progressive stack, or if it’s an Aussie thing or what.

      • Pat

        Certain insults and profanities are just satisfying linguistically/phonetically regardless of their literal meaning. “Cocksucker” is one. “Jesus FUCKING Christ” is another. “Faggot” and “cunt” are among them. Hard consonants are a big part of it, but sometimes a particular word is just “right” for the moment. I, for one, would be delighted if that kind of writing caught on instead of the dry, humorless, featureless, insipid didactic cultural Marxist shit the woke scolds have been churning out for 20+ years now.

      • Brochettaward

        Gays are very 2012. A lot of them are white guys, too which is kind of problematic. It’s pretty much all about the trannies now.

  6. Pope Jimbo

    Food fight at a ball game? Meh. 10 cent Beer Night, that was something.

    Ten Cent Beer Night was a promotion held by Major League Baseball’s Cleveland Indians during a game against the Texas Rangers at Cleveland Stadium on Tuesday, June 4, 1974. The promotion was meant to improve attendance at the game by offering cups of low-alcohol beer for just 10 cents each (equivalent to $0.55 in 2021), a substantial discount on the regular price of 65 cents (equivalent to $3.57 in 2021), with a limit of six beers per purchase but with no limit on the number of purchases made during the game.

    Six days earlier, the Indians and the Rangers had been involved in a widely-publicized bench-clearing brawl; the game therefore drew a rowdy and belligerent crowd. As the game proceeded, on-field incidents and massive alcohol consumption further agitated the audience, many of whom threw lit firecrackers, streaked across the playing field, and openly smoked marijuana. Most sober fans departed early, leaving an increasingly drunk and unruly mob behind. Continued degradation of the game culminated in a riot in the ninth inning when fans rushed the field. Players were forced to protect themselves with bats while retreating from the field. Chief umpire Nestor Chylak declared the game to be forfeited in Texas’ favor due to the mob’s uncontrollable behavior.

    • slumbrew

      Ah, Cleveland

      • Pope Jimbo

        Well, don’t discount Billy Martin’s role in escalating things. He was the Ranger’s manager at the time. I’m not sure the Clevelanders could have elevated their riot game without Billy egging them on.

      • Nephilium

        *clears throat*. We may appear a friendly and kind lot, but don’t fuck with our sports teams, our beer, or our food.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Seems like the rest of the NFL has been fucking with your sports team with no pushback.

      • Nephilium

        Quite a bit of that has been self inflicted, and is there a fandom out there who doesn’t think the refs are against them?

    • Shirley Knott

      Now that’s sports.

      • slumbrew

        Apropos of nothing, I’ve been meaning to compliment you on your excellent taste in avatars.

      • Shirley Knott

        Thank you! And back atcha.
        Molotov Cocktease may be one of the best character names ever.

    • Nephilium

      There are still occasionally commemorative events of this event here in town. I expect quite a few next year.

    • WTF

      Currently many ballparks are extending beer sales into later innings to try to make up for the revenue lost in sales due to shorter games.

      • Nephilium

        Not the Jake.

    • SDF-7

      Heh… good thing for the rat dog that the pittie is just playing. One thing I like about big and medium dogs — they know full well they outmass little yappers or cats and indulge them in and out of play typically.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Territory is important too. My old mutt (80lb) got run off a front yard by a little yorkie just because it was the yorkie’s yard. Dogs innately seem to understand and respect another dog’s territory.

  7. Not Adahn

    I can’t help but notice that ALL of those Jills conform to western stereotypical conceptions of “athletic” body types. Where are our HAES Jills, hmmm?

    • SDF-7

      Just count your blessings they didn’t go with another Jack and Jill.

  8. Not Adahn

    The 2023 Anti-Homosexuality Bill passed on a 387-2 vote,

    Whycome you hate Democracy?

    • UnCivilServant

      Because I hate the Demos.

  9. Sensei

    I posted this in the prior thread, but it’s worth highlighting again. Expect more scrutiny on libertarian and conservative sites.

    Leaker of U.S. secret documents worked on military base, friend says

    United by their mutual love of guns, military gear and God, the group of roughly two dozen — mostly men and boys — formed an invitation-only clubhouse in 2020 on Discord, an online platform popular with gamers. But they paid little attention last year when the man some call “OG” posted a message laden with strange acronyms and jargon…

    But OG had a dark view of the government. The young member said he spoke of the United States, and particularly law enforcement and the intelligence community, as a sinister force that sought to suppress its citizens and keep them in the dark. He ranted about “government overreach.”

    OG told his online companions that the government hid horrible truths from the public. He claimed, according to the members, that the government knew in advance that a white supremacist intended to go on a shooting rampage at a Buffalo supermarket in May 2022. The attack left 10 dead, all of them Black, and wounded three more. OG said federal law enforcement officials let the killings proceed so they could argue for increased funding, a baseless notion that the member said he believes and considers an example of OG’s penetrating insights about the depth of government corruption.

    • Gustave Lytton

      a baseless notion

      Yes, completely baseless. Said without evidence.

      • Pat

        Since we’re all friends we’ll just pretend that little flap with the FBI handlers instigating the two Draw Muhammad Day shooters while an undercover feeb at the event said and did nothing while they shot a security guard before the Texas police killed them both never happened. Or the Whitmer “kidnapping plot.” Or the “shoe bomber.” Or…

    • Brochettaward

      I mean, I don’t know if he still has internet access, but I’d welcome him here from the sounds of it. Not that I am any gatekeeper.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m in a few of those Discords, mostly the ones that haven’t migrated over to Signal yet.

      I’d be really bummed if the feds interrupted my shooting vacation next month…

    • juris imprudent

      You know, there’s not a single disclosure there that actually damages U.S. national security. Just a lot of shit that embarrasses a lot of people in power.

      • Sensei

        Sources and methods…

      • EvilSheldon

        LOL. You mean ‘Google and CNN?’ We already know about those…

      • juris imprudent

        bullshit – all of that kind of work was done years before there was any system of classification

    • Brawndo

      Attention feds: Everything I have ever said on this website has been satire. Or rap lyrics.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Yeah! Me too!

        That’s the ticket!

    • Ted S.

      OG is a pseudonym for Ray Epps, isn’t it?

  10. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Thank God women finally have a version of Cracker Jacks they’re allowed to eat. That was the issue wasn’t it?

  11. Pope Jimbo

    Given that all Good Citizens are supposed to spending a minimum of 2 minutes a day hating on Russia, why do we keep calling top bureaucrats ‘Czars’? Isn’t that normalizing the Evil Empire?

    • Pat

      The culture makers are like the Robotnik meme, with one button labeled “start a nuclear war with Russia” and the other labeled “idolize Josef Stalin.”

    • Drake

      Russia was better when it was a monarchy?

    • Brochettaward

      The problem the left has with modern Russia is that Putin is kind of non-ideological. He’s just sort of a will to power sort of nationalist. Not a commie at all.

      If he did all the exact same shit in the name of socialism, he’d be a hero to the modern progressive left.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        He’s a nineteenth century nationalist, not a globalist.

        Of course, there’s not much that would sate the neocons like the Kagans and Brzezinskis short of the entire dissolution of the Russian state. They just appear to hate Russians.

      • Drake

        They can trace their ideological and in some cases their family roots directly back to the Trotskyites – who hated Russians. No coincidence that he was from what is now (for the time being) part of the Ukraine.

        One reason Trotsky broke with Stalin was Trotsky’s desire to immediately spread the Marxist revolution to better countries rather than ruling over stupid rural dirt-farming Russian peasants.

      • Ted S.

        To be fair, communist ideology claimed it would be an international class struggle, not Socialism in One Country.

    • Rebel Scum

      Double-speak/think is an American leftist pastime.

  12. Pat

    I saw in another thread that our very own Mojeaux is now libertarian-famous, having featured on the Tom Woods podcast. Congratulations! I downloaded it but haven’t had a chance to listen yet. Stupid busy here.

      • robc

        Only a few minutes in, but pretty good so far.

      • robc

        I knew there was something wrong with Tom Woods. Who doesnt like Anthem?

      • Pat

        Who doesnt like Anthem?

        I didn’t like it. People shit on Atlas Shrugged for being overlong, but Rand’s autism distilled into such a short format is a lot worse, IMO.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Congrats Mojeaux! I intend to start name dropping to everyone I meet that we are close personal friends.

      • Brochettaward

        If she didn’t mention Firsting at least five times, I am no longer going to speak to her.

    • PieInTheSky

      She sold out for popularity. Sad.

    • ron73440

      I listened to it this morning.

      Very well done Mojeaux.

      I never read any of the Ingalls Wilder books, but I might check them out.

      I have read the Fountainhead and I thought it was ok, but not great.

      Part of the problem was the fact he raped her when they first met.

      There is something very wrong with that.

      • Pat

        Part of the problem was the fact he raped her when they first met.

        Depends who you ask

        Rand reportedly had this to say about the scene: “If it was rape, it was rape by engraved invitation.”

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, the beauty of the “forced seduction.” Long been a staple of romance.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Excellent Mojeaux! I’m like….I know that voice!

  13. Gustave Lytton

    Wtf is wrong with Nissan? They do Future Funk visuals in the ad, but not the music. 🤦‍♂️

  14. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles — meh now… meh now… don’t dream it’s over!

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    Time: 04:16.47
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    • Sean

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      • UnCivilServant

        retirees
        sitters
        retries
        I’ve got to get back to work

    • Tundra

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  15. Sensei

    “The German economy proved a lot over the past couple of weeks and months, so the adaptation capacity of the German industry is pretty high, the energy crisis is more or less solved. So we had a really worried situation in the past, but this is now over, and the outlook is good,” he told CNBC’s Joumanna Bercetche.

    Germany’s energy crisis is ‘more or less solved’ and its economy is safe, Bundesbank’s Nagel says

    Makes sense this came out right after they plan on shutting the last of their nuclear down. Folks best bundle up next winter…

    • rhywun

      IOW, their “leaders” are every bit the delusional, pathological liars that ours are. I am shocked.

    • waffles

      Holy shit, I knew that guy when I lived in Sacramento and the burning man people were my social outlet. Huh, he was sketchy even in that scene. He did a stint as “overly touchy yoga instructor” at the climbing gym. Wild.

      • waffles

        Wait, no. either the details in the article are wrong and I’m mistaken. These two are definitely a west coast type. Common, sinister.

  16. Count Potato

    “The ‘world’s first’ skin tone condoms have been launched in a bid to make sex more inclusive.

    Sexual wellness brand Roam, based in London, have created the condoms to help people of different ethnic groups feel more represented in the bedroom.

    They are available in four colour choices: Dark Brown, Medium Brown, Light Brown and also in Original Latex.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11967767/Worlds-skin-tone-condoms-launch-bid-make-sex-inclusive.html

    Sex more inclusive.

    • Sensei

      Sized accordingly.

      • R.J.

        Still raycist until they make green
        <==

      • kinnath

        I thought of that immediately. But I was too lazy and/or too busy to go find it.

        Thanks for linking it.

    • juris imprudent

      If I wear the darker condom does my dick look bigger?

      • Tres Cool

        “Its TWUE! ITS TWUE ITS TWUE!”

    • Rebel Scum

      I would think the sex itself would make one feel included.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      All condoms currently are albino.

    • Bobarian LMD

      More inclusive is defined as both pre-op and post-op.

  17. Pope Jimbo

    Fucking journalos! You missed the most interesting point in this tedious discussion and left me hanging. What is “perpetual reparations”?

    A massive new report details the University of Minnesota’s long history of mistreating the state’s Native people and lays out recommendations, including “perpetual reparations,” to improve relations between the university and Minnesota’s 11 tribal nations.

    Among its troubling findings, the report by the TRUTH (Towards Recognition and University-Tribal Healing) Project concludes:

    — The U’s founding board of regents “committed genocide and ethnic cleansing of Indigenous peoples for financial gain, using the institution as a shell corporation through which to launder lands and resources.”

    — The U’s permanent trust fund controls roughly $600 million in royalties from iron ore mining, timber sales and other revenues derived from land taken from the Ojibwe and the Dakota.

    — The university has contributed to the “erasure” of Native people by failing to teach a full history of the land on which it was founded.

    Researchers didn’t put a dollar figure to their call for reparations but urged the University to do more to help tribal nations, including providing full tuition waivers to “all Indigenous people and descendants” and hiring more Native staff and faculty.

    I especially like the fact that the Ojibwe are part of this discussion. No mention that they weren’t native to the area and were the first people to push the Sioux off their ancestral lands and out onto the plains of the Dakotas?

    • Pope Jimbo

      Also maybe someone should point out that reading, writing and research are white eye culture and they shouldn’t be appropriating it. Stick to your lane gals!

    • SDF-7

      Sounds like putting the tribes on the government dole. Which has worked out so wonderfully every other time.

    • Shirley Knott

      Lovely to see the return of blood guilt as a social factor. This cannot end well.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It usually ends in blood letting.

    • WTF

      When they do it it’s not violence, it’s speech.

    • EvilSheldon

      I would have thought that when one gets expelled for cause from the TN House, that it’s a lifetime expulsion. Is this just yet another case of the Republicans getting punked?

      • Sensei

        That’s the way I’ve been reading this – being punked that is.

      • WTF

        Most likely. Republicans getting punked could fill volumes.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Apparently not. The local cities/counties responsible for filling a replacement just nominated the expelled.

      • juris imprudent

        You would think wrong. Same is true with Congress. The voters can send the bastards back; and that is as it should be – stupid voters deserve that.

      • EvilSheldon

        The rest of us don’t, though.

      • juris imprudent

        Democracy bitches.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Are those like badge bunnies?

      • Not Adahn

        Not my district, not my concern.

      • Brochettaward

        How much of it is your concern when they vote to strip away your rights?

      • juris imprudent

        Then they’ll deserve what they get for that.

      • Ted S.

        +1 Alcee Hastings, although he was originally a judge.

  18. Rebel Scum

    The new mascot is already being cheered on by fans who appreciate the celebration of women in sports.

    No one watches women’s sports, not even women.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Does she oversee the mayor’s office?

  19. Tres Cool

    “Working for the Weekend”?

    Ill have you people know that this is my Sunday afternoon. Tonight at work is my Monday morning.

  20. Rebel Scum

    The federal deficit topped $1 trillion in the first six months of fiscal 2023 (October through March), according to the Monthly Treasury Statement released today.

    Clearly we need to go to war with Russia.

    This was despite the fact that federal tax revenues in the first six months of this fiscal year were $2,048,196,000,000, which was the second-highest in the nation’s history (when compared to the inflation-adjusted numbers for the tax revenues collected in the first six months of previous fiscal years).

    Clearly the feds are being starved of revenue.

  21. Sensei

    For Gustave Lytton.

    I just learned this particular word – kunoichi. I’m assuming it is a somewhat modern addition, but don’t know it’s history.

    くノ一 (くのいち)

    female ninja (from the strokes of the 女 kanji)

    く hiragana “ku”
    ノ katakana “no”
    一 kanji for one or “ichi”

    • Gustave Lytton

      Comment eaten.

      Interesting. There’s a wiki article on the word, apparently while it wasn’t widely used or at least documented, it dates back to the 1600s.

    • Brochettaward

      The video clearly shows the entitled bitch getting physical with employees.

      • WTF

        Doesn’t matter, Target will fold and pay out her ghetto lottery winnings. Security guard will be lucky if a Dem prosecutor doesn’t decide to railroad him.

      • R C Dean

        The cops arrested her as she was clearly the aggressor. Much to my surprise.

      • WTF

        I would still bet that Target pays her off to avoid the “RACIST!!” accusations.

      • juris imprudent

        If they do, it better be damn quiet, or they can expect this crap being repeated all over the place. It would probably be more prudent for them to make a point of prosecuting her.

      • Pat

        They haven’t exactly got a great track record with woke pandering.

    • Gender Traitor

      …hitting Karen Ivery, 37, at Target in Blue Ash, Hamilton County, Ohio, in October last year after she grew ‘aggressive’ with a manager.

      The Karens are clearly kicking it up a notch.

      • Tres Cool

        Remember how our local Target closed (due to theft and cutting their losses) and the NAACP was there protesting the creation of a “food desert”?
        Or the same at the WOW-Mart by Consumer Square?

        Pepperidge Farm remembers.

      • Gender Traitor

        All I know is that our closest Kroger is a crowded PITA since they closed the Crack Central Kroger, and I always seem to get stuck in line at CVS behind the person doing all their grocery shopping there.🙄

      • Count Potato

        That person is bad at money.

      • Nephilium

        The girlfriend and I swung by a Giant Eagle last night, in line in the self checkout lane (only one manned register open, with two people with full carts in line already). Two self checkout kiosks are open, and there’s one person in front of us. Far kiosk opens up, point it out to the person in front of us, who is talking on their phone about a party that they’re arguing about the guest list for (apparently one of the guys coming was really hot). Look back to the people behind us in line, who shrugged and said, “You tried.”

        We walked around him and checked out. I think the guy behind us also walked around him to check out too.

  22. Rebel Scum

    Feinstein’s condition

    It’s called “being old”. She should have retired at least a decade ago.

    • The Last American Hero

      Renfield started out as a fly and spider czar, and was working his way up to rat czar.

  23. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    After the DOD leaks last week, the cracks are starting to show in DC. We’ll see if it amounts to anything.

    https://news.antiwar.com/2023/04/12/seymour-hersh-the-cia-knows-ukrainian-officials-are-skimming-us-aid/

    During the meeting, Burns presented Zelensky with a list of 35 generals and senior government officials whose corruption was known to the CIA. Zelensky responded by dismissing 10 officials who were engaged in flagrant corruption. “The ten he got rid of were brazenly bragging about the money they had—driving around Kiev in their new Mercedes,” the intelligence official said.

    Hersh said Zelensky’s “half-hearted response” and the “lack of concern” in the White House angered some US intelligence officials. The intelligence official speaking to Hersh criticized President Biden’s two main foreign policy advisors, Secretary of State Antony Blinken and National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan.

    “They have no experience, judgment, and moral integrity. They just tell lies, make up stories. Diplomatic deniability is something else,” the official said. The official said there was a “total breakdown between the White House leadership and the intelligence community.”

    The report said the rift started in the fall when the Nord Stream natural gas pipelines were blown up. According to Hersh’s earlier reporting, President Biden ordered the operation that took out the pipelines. “Destroying the Nord Stream pipelines was never discussed, or even known in advance, by the community,” the official said.

    The official said there is “no strategy for ending the war” within the Biden administration and offered more scathing criticism of Blinken and Sullivan.

    “Burns is not the problem,” the official said. “The problem is Biden and his principal lieutenants—Blinken and Sullivan and their court of worshippers—who see those who criticize Zelensky as being pro-Putin. ‘We are against evil. Ukraine will fight ’til the last military shell is gone, and still fight.’ And here’s Biden who is telling America that we’re going to fight as long as it takes.”

    • WTF

      Must be some of that “Smart Diplomacy” the Dems are always going on about.

    • Brochettaward

      This intelligence official apparently isn’t aware that a number of Democrats and cronies have new found wealth thanks to the largesse in Ukraine, as well.

    • Gustave Lytton

      or even known in advance, by the community

      Intelligence gathering consists of reading about the day after in the dead fish wrapper?

    • juris imprudent

      Just saw another article that mentions a “two front war” in Ukraine, fighting Russians and corruption. After all the mindless praise of all things Ukrainian, that caught my eye.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Corruption in Ukraine? Who knew?

  24. PieInTheSky

    I can relate to the way the Guardian spun this

    https://www.samizdata.net/2023/04/i-can-relate-to-the-way-the-guardian-spun-this/

    New Zealand’s Green party is in highly public turmoil after one politician sent a message seeming to criticise a colleague to a group of their other colleagues, apparently by mistake.

    While the Greens’ Chlöe Swarbrick was speaking in the House on Wednesday, her fellow MP Elizabeth Kerekere texted a group of Green politicians and staff: “omg what a crybaby” – seeming to refer to Swarbrick’s failed amendment bill, aiming to reduce harm from alcohol.

    After a colleague responded with “I think this is the wrong chat …?” – which ranks alongside “We need to talk” in its ability to instantly strike fear into the heart of its recipient – Kerekere deleted the text, then apologised for the “inappropriate message … which was not meant for this thread”.

    The comments show Guardian readers wrestling with the difficult moral dilemmas thrown up by this situation. Swarbrick is female and LGBTQ. Kerekere is female, LGBTQ and Maori, seemingly giving her an unassailable lead. Then again, Swarbrick is vegan and sees a psychologist every week. And as the top comment by JunoNZ reminds us, “Chloe was trying very hard to persuade Parliament to advance a bill that would improve our terrible alcohol laws. These laws have a huge impact, especially on people living in poverty. And that includes some transgender people and their whanau as well as a disproportionate number of Maori and Pacifica, the groups supposedly of concern to EK.”

    • EvilSheldon

      Lock them all in a darkened room with half a brick each, and my God protect the righteous.

      • Drake

        They are not convincing me that closing most of the mental hospitals wasn’t a terrible mistake.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The progressive stack in action.

    • Count Potato

      That’s just tiring.

  25. Sensei

    Funny how FedGov exempts itself from things that most regular businesses have to deal with.

    Supreme Court showdown over Sabbath could change workplaces across US

    But in 2019, the former Mennonite missionary and son of a truck driver said his boss forced him to choose between practicing his faith or a paycheck distributing packages, and he resigned.

    I’m picturing somebody in a horse drawn buggy delivering the mail.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Nah, Mennonites drive trucks. Usually the cheapest thing they can find at an auction.

    • Tres Cool

      You’re thinking of those annoying swartzentruber Amish.

    • Rat on a train

      You are thinking of Amish Express.

    • rhywun

      They don’t have enough staff to give one person one day off a week?

      Why do I smell bullshit?

      • WTF

        Here’s the give away:

        But one year later, Groff says his boss told him things had changed.

        “She said, I’m not going to put up with your [expletive] this year,” he said. “And she said, basically, you’re going to have to find another job or you’re going to work Sundays this time.”

        Boss didn’t like the idea of someone getting “special treatment”.

      • UnCivilServant

        Boss is pretty ignorant of labor laws and the basics of management.

      • Raven Nation

        Possible/probable. But maybe no one wanted to work Sundays and other workers complained that he was exempted.

  26. Gustave Lytton

    Right in the middle of the aidoru playlist, YouTube put OMD’s Enola Gay. They really dropped the bomb on that one.

    • Sensei

      At least it wasn’t “Turning Japanese”.

      • Tres Cool

        I really think so.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      *Hannibal Lecter perks up*

    • UnCivilServant

      William Jennings went to the Barista?

  27. The Late P Brooks

    “Chloe was trying very hard to persuade Parliament to advance a bill that would improve our terrible alcohol laws. These laws have a huge impact, especially on people living in poverty. And that includes some transgender people and their whanau as well as a disproportionate number of Maori and Pacifica, the groups supposedly of concern to EK.”

    Terrible in their permissiveness? Terrible because they do not save people from themselves by outlawing the Demon Rum entirely?

    • rhywun

      Forget it, it’s woke gibberish town.

    • Homple

      This is what happens when crazy people are let out the asylum and into the government.

  28. robc

    Ding Liren won round 4 of the World Chess Championship to even the match. One win a piece, with two draws so far.

    10 rounds to go.

    Ding made a nice exchange sacrifice to turn the match. The general concept is that rooks are worth 5 pts and knights worth 3, so trading them is a bad idea…but getting good at chess is knowing when these ideas are bullshit.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    The senator, an iconic presence in the party who passed up its top spot on the Senate Judiciary Committee in 2020 amid speculation about her mental acuity, has kept word of her condition hush-hush. Her staff has been reticent to talk about her health even with other members of the California delegation, according to six Democrats familiar with the conversations.

    Let’s just say she’s pining for the fjords.

    • kinnath

      Weekend with Dianne

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Since then, pressure has mounted on Feinstein from some fellow Democrats to end her storied career on her own terms. Just this week, liberals began reupping their nudges for her to step aside; Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-N.Y.) retweeted a post appearing to call for Feinstein to retire, though it’s not clear whether the move amounted to an endorsement of that stance. And on Wednesday, shortly after this item was posted, Rep. Ro Khanna of California, did the same, as did Rep. Dean Phillips of Minnesota.

    Vintage doublespeak.

    • Drake

      I don’t think she’s feeling any pressure at all.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Trying to do what Dan White couldn’t.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh that’s a cold shot.

    • rhywun

      Maybe they should appeal to the voters who keep voting that witch in.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        LOL. As if you have any options in California.

        It’s nutbags and nutbaggiers.

    • Rat on a train

      The Senate needs proxy voting for the sake of Democracy.

      • juris imprudent

        By mail.

  31. Mojeaux

    “Good morning!” she trilled.

    Got several new Twitter followers this morning. Wonder why!

    Thank you all [insert Sally Field squeal].

    • rhywun

      Don’t forget us when you get rich and famous.

      • Mojeaux

        Not ONE new book sale!

    • Rat on a train

      You’re on another government list now.

      • Mojeaux

        If a few is good, a lot’s gotta be better.

      • Rat on a train

        They are offering a free vacation with your 10th list.

      • Brochettaward

        They need a list to keep track of all the lists I’m on.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I thought you were only concerned with the first list

      • Tres Cool

        Starting with the sex offender registry ?

      • Brochettaward

        You are inconsequential.

  32. EvilSheldon

    I’m stuck in a DC forum on ‘Threats To Democracy’. Thoughts and prayers…

    • Gustave Lytton

      The call is coming from inside the house.

    • Drake

      Wow – try to vote your way out of that situation.

      • EvilSheldon

        I was outvoted by my boss.

      • Rebel Scum

        If you vote wrong you are a threat to democracy.

    • Rat on a train

      #1 threat: the Constitution

      • juris imprudent

        #2 threat: people that think the Constitution is good and necessary

  33. The Late P Brooks

    A lone gun nut

    The Washington Post reported Wednesday that the person behind the leak worked on a military base and posted sensitive national security secrets in an online group of acquaintances.

    The leaker is described in the Post story as a lonely young man and gun enthusiast who was part of a chatroom of about two dozen people on Discord – a social media platform popular with video gamers – that shared a love of guns and military gear, according to a friend of the alleged leaker the Post interviewed who was also part of the group.

    The friend told the Post he would not reveal the identity of the alleged leaker, who goes by the moniker “OG,” or their location to authorities.

    Biden said he was concerned about the fact the leaks happened, but not necessarily about their content.

    “I’m not concerned about the leak. I’m concerned that it happened, but there’s nothing contemporaneous that I’m aware of that is of any consequence.”

    More right wing treason. Ban Discord.

    • EvilSheldon

      Like I alluded above, the smart groups have long since moved to Signal or other more secure platforms.

    • kinnath

      Reagan proved deficits don’t matter.

      We’ve been totally fucked for a long time. It’s just becoming more obvious in recent times.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Reagan proved deficits don’t matter.

        Ronnie the disaffected Democrat can kiss my ass.

      • Tundra

        And it all is a drop in the bucket compared to unfunded liabilities.

      • kinnath

        Also known to everyone as far back as the 70s at least.

  34. whiz

    Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jill,
    And just give me a giant black pill

  35. Annoyed Nomad

    To be truly inclusive, shouldn’t it be “Cracker Jix” or something like that?

    • whiz

      First you have to establish both a male and female version, then you establish an inclusive one.

      • Not Adahn

        In the name of equity, inclusion and belonging, going forward some “Mounds” candy bars will contain almonds and some “Almond Joy” ones will not. If you object to this, you are a bigot. There are no refunds.

      • whiz

        So an Almond Joy without almonds is a trans-Mounds in the current vernacular? Or maybe an Almond Joy that still has almonds but wants to be a Mounds can just identify as one.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Runaway

    It’s not easy being a Black Republican senator from the U.S.’s all-time career-champion jurisdiction for white racism, South Carolina. But Tim Scott has the additional burden of running for president in a national Republican Party where the belief that white Christians are now prime victims of systemic discrimination is virtually an article of faith.

    By undertaking the “soft launch” of announcing a presidential exploratory committee on Wednesday, Scott has signaled that he’s serious about a 2024 run. His racial identity and up-from-poverty biography are unavoidably central to his ability to distinguish himself from all of the other MAGA-tinged loud-and-proud conservatives already in or considering the race. And in the proto-stump-speech he has used in Iowa and elsewhere this year, Scott has made his personal story proof positive that the U.S. is now free of conservative white racism while accusing Joe Biden and “the radical left” of seeking to subjugate Black people via bad “government schools” (Scott is a big-time private-school-voucher proponent), high crime, inflation, and so on.

    ——-

    The Confederacy, of course, was the most profoundly conservative political movement in U.S. history. Its spokesmen constantly evoked ancient and early modern precedents — from the slave-based “democracy” of Athens to the aristocratic Cavaliers of the English Civil War and the enslaving founders of our own republic. But claiming the violent suppression of the Confederacy for conservatives isn’t Scott’s only 180-degree departure from reality.

    He says, “When [Biden and the radical left] get called out on their failures, they weaponize race to divide us.”

    The nerve of that guy- biting the hand that freed him.

    We didn’t turn those people loose so they could think for themselves.

    • juris imprudent

      Hmm, was expecting Chait’s name to be attached to that degree of stupidity.

    • rhywun

      Needs more scare quotes to distract from the fact that Scott is absolutely right about the Dems.

    • WTF

      …the belief that white Christians are now prime victims of systemic discrimination

      Gee, where could that “belief” have come from? Actual observation of reality? Let’s ignore that Affirmative Action and DEI require this very thing and are actual systems in place that are discriminatory.

      • juris imprudent

        THE WHOLE POINT OF THE VICTIM STACK IS TO KEEP YOU PEOPLE IN LINE AS THE OPPRESSORS!!! NOW FEEL GUILT DAMN YOU.

    • Grumbletarian

      You don’t have to doubt Scott’s sincerity to observe that white conservatives love to be absolved of racism by Black voices. It’s one important reason why Black men with far fewer credentials for the White House than Tim Scott (who has been in Congress for 22 years) like Herman Cain in 2012 and Ben Carson in 2016 had briefly viable presidential candidacies.

      White MAGA scum only vote for Black people to try to fool everyone into thinking they’re not horrid racists.

      • R C Dean

        “white conservatives love to be absolved of racism by Black voices”

        Now do AWFLs.

    • Gender Traitor

      “Out of the way, Hadji. I wanna talk to the guy in charge.”

  37. The Late P Brooks

    What did Joe say about the Black and Tans?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Some of my best friends are the Black and Tans people?
      If you don’t vote for me you’re not Black or Tan?

    • WTF

      He stupidly confused the New Zealand All Blacks with the Black and Tans.

      • Ownbestenemy

        While in Ireland. That is some classy adult talk right there.

    • Nephilium

      Come out and fight me like a man?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders!

        Tell her how the IRA,

        made you run like hell away,

        from the green and lovely lanes of Killeshandra!

  38. Nephilium

    For those in the Vegas area, in two weeks, the girlfriend and I will be out there for a week. Currently, we’re looking pretty clear for our time there, with plans to gorge at the Caesar’s brunch on Sunday and a burlesque show (hosted by John Waters) Friday night. There’s not a big band either of us really NEED to see at the car show on Saturday, but we still plan to walk it.

    Feel free to reach out to me here, on the forums, at my handle at Google’s mail or the like if you’re interested in meeting up.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Cool thanks for the heads up. We may or may not be around. Graduation season, weddings and such are all about us/

    • Pat

      If I don’t forget, and if I’ve got a free day, I might be able to make the voyage in.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Blood money

    Harvard’s Faculty of Arts and Sciences is now $300 million richer, and its Graduate School of Arts and Sciences has taken a new name — that of billionaire hedge fund CEO and Republican megadonor Kenneth C. Griffin ’89. Not everyone is thrilled.

    Following University President Lawrence S. Bacow’s Tuesday announcement of Griffin’s unrestricted donation to FAS, some students and faculty celebrated the donation, while others blasted his support of Republican political candidates.

    ——-

    Theda R. Skocpol, a Government and Sociology professor and former GSAS dean, slammed the decision in an email to The Crimson.

    “I am absolutely disgusted at the sale of the GSAS name to a multi billionaire who works in US politics today to undermine the foundations of liberal civil society, including free speech, and to eviscerate the essential trans partisan features of fully representative US democracy,” she wrote.

    “This is a shocking and unnecessary sell out by Harvard and FAS leaders who, at the same time, claim to be worried about Harvard College’s acceptance of slavery in the 1700s,” Skocpol added. “Feel free to quote me.”

    In a statement, Jaquelyn M. Scharnick ’06, a spokesperson for Griffin and a former Crimson News editor, called Griffin “one of the strongest supporters of free speech and free inquiry in the country.”

    Such a bastion of free thought and open intellectual inquiry.

    • whiz

      Zinger of a conclusion on the Bee article: “At publishing time, NPR leadership had admitted some government involvement in their programming but insisted it was just the Chinese government.”

  40. J. Frank Parnell

    Cracker Jill

    Sweet, another advertising gig for Dylan Mulvaney.

  41. Tundra

    Today, we cook bronze.

    Really cool thread on creating bronze sculpture.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      “The idea of sex as an immutable characteristic is a terf talking point. It’s been around for decades”

      I didn’t want to be the only one losing IQ points from hearing that.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        You can’t argue with stupid.

      • Mojeaux

        Color me TERF.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    The lynch mob has spoken

    Abbott made his intentions known on Twitter less than 24 hours after the verdict and amid outrage from conservative voices on social media and television over the conviction.

    “I just thought it was an egregious overreach of power,” Dowell said. “It’s undermining due process. It’s undermining democracy. I was upset, honestly.”

    Undermining democracy”

    You keep using that word, et c.

    • Pat

      The DA railroading the guy despite the investigation concluding he acted in self defense and not recommending any charges was peak democracy and due process though.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        👆

      • Brochettaward

        Well, actually it was democracy.

      • juris imprudent

        Did the DA not proclaim he was acting for The People? Ergo, democracy (but only because he wasn’t a democracy-thwarting Republican).

    • The Last American Hero

      Ooohhhh college music!

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Griffin is an idiot.

    The man supports DeSantis, so his politics are nominally conservative, and he gives $300M to Harvard unrestricted?

    Seriously. He should be earmarking that money to establish a “Profits Over People is a False Choice” seminar.

  44. Count Potato

    “ANDY NGO REPORTS: Portland BLM-Antifa rioter convicted for killing infant son…

    The baby, Hunter Means, was found limp in Means’ north Portland apartment and the medical examiner determined the infant died of blunt force trauma to the head resulting in a fractured skull and brain bleed. The doctor’s examination also showed that the boy had suffered previous abuse as his ribs had been fractured prior to his death.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/portland-blm-rioter-convicted-for-killing-infant-son

    CWAA

    • Ownbestenemy

      It is going to happen.

    • Brochettaward

      I think one thing that may make this different from other right wing boycotts that have failed is that there are a lot of Bud Light alternates, but as others have pointed out…many alternatives are owned by Anheuser-Bush and people are dumb.

    • R C Dean

      The word liberal is lost. It’s toxic now, so hang it on toxic people as well as their useful idiot squishes.