Tuesday morning, @%#$*& links

by | Apr 11, 2023 | Daily Links | 267 comments

That poor bastard.

“Fresno is still sad”

– Sloopy

What Sloopy fails to understand, is that Fresno has a place, and has always had a place. And that place is “sad”.

 

Links!

 

Nothing says power and confidence by announcing/not announcing your reelection to Al “I shart myself in the White House” Roker.

 

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!? I don’t care if he’s a big hitter.

 

Imagine how much better “Morning Joe” would be…

 

Yeah…COVID…

 

The older you are, the more your body resembles the streets of New York.

 

Uhhh, I have questions. How many were priests? Just asking a question…

 

 

 

 

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Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

267 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Links!

    FINALLY!

  2. AlexinCT

    Nothing says power and confidence by announcing/not announcing your reelection to Al “I shart myself in the White House” Roker.

    Will the deep state “John F. Kennedy” this old fuckwad zombie and his sidekick the laughing loon?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      They’re more likely to do it to JFK’s nephew.

      • SDF-7

        I don’t recall who said it here (and am too lazy to go search) — but “They’re looking to recruit Xerhan Xerhan” still wins the damned internet.

      • AlexinCT

        That wisdom came from our Minnesoda pope…

    • SDF-7

      Why? He’s already brain dead, no need to waste the bullet they could send to Ukraine instead.

      • AlexinCT

        They need a new less idiotic front man than this brain dead guy and his cackler sidekick.

      • hayeksplosives

        I am somewhat interested in how they’re gonna pull off that switcharoo.

      • rhywun

        “Guys, I’m over here!!”

        /Gavin

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        State funerals are great for the ratings, and there’s an inbuilt 15% sympathy vote for the person who takes over.

      • Pine_Tree

        My prediction has 3 parts:
        – Deep State (FBI or whoever) will off Harris. Shooter will be one of their cultivated MAGA-types.
        – Replaced with SecDef Austin as VP.
        – Brandon gets disabled before the end of his term, so Austin’s POTUS.

      • Homple

        Oh great. Our own Idi Amin. I can hardly wait.

      • Tonio

        A reasonable scenario, but I’d say Buttgieg since he would be first (openly) gay prez.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Petey ain’t fully reliable when it comes to WW3. Austin is definitely onboard.

  3. AlexinCT

    WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!? I don’t care if he’s a big hitter.

    I blame all the libs this guy has been hanging out with…

    They got him to go perv like they all are.

  4. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

  5. Tres Cool

    ” I don’t care if he’s a big hitter.”

    + Gunga Galunga

  6. Count Potato

    “The memo, issued by the bureau’s Richmond field office, relied on information compiled by the biased Southern Poverty law Center about alleged “extremist” Catholic communities that prefer the Latin Mass and hold to conservative social teachings.”

    First Amendment aside, why is the FBI so stupid that they are listening to the SPLC?

      • R.J.

        I am fine with calling them names for being agenda-driven.

      • Shirley Knott

        As should we all.

      • AlexinCT

        Also, knowing whom sets the agenda is critical…

        The FBI has been ordered to find enemies of the state (the progressive crime syndicates, in this case), and the masters have told them to manufacture it because it is an essential part of their game plan.

      • R.J.

        Baptists and Lutherans better start looking in the shadows too. This would not be exclusive to Catholics.

      • db

        yep

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yup. However, I’m more afraid of morally-compromised congregants putting me (or others) on blast with the state or our employers for wrongthink than feds doing the same. That said, I’m not particularly worried about oppression. Christendom withers in comfort and grows explosively in oppression.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah, Rome thought the early Church would just take it lion down, true.

      • db

        It really thrives in the arena

    • SDF-7

      Because it gives them a fig leaf to go after their political enemies.

      Like, Duh! 😉

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Because this is the result of decades of leftist control of the educational institutions. The SPLC is an accepted authority because they hate the correct people. Their word is dogma.

      It was only a matter of time before it filtered through to the bureaucracy.

      I believe that the person who wrote the report probably saw no issue with what they did. I’m sure they thought they were doing the right thing.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      Nothing outside the party…

  7. PieInTheSky

    Uhhh, I have questions. How many were priests? Just asking a question… – In commie Romania many a priest were secret police informers. Confession was a good time to find out subversive thoughts.

    • rhywun

      Yeah… I’m not telling a priest anything now, let alone when the US goes full commie.

      • AlexinCT

        How are these priests supposed to get material for their spank-bank if people stop telling them the good stuff?

      • SDF-7

        Youtube Dalai Lama videos?

    • Gustave Lytton

      I’m sure the commies had a hand in making sure that was spread widely. Just as good to destroy the church and religious practice.

  8. AlexinCT

    The older you are, the more your body resembles the streets of New York.

    I have let myself go a bit in the last year and am carrying a few extra pounds, but I am not covered in shit, infested with rats, and hostile to humanity….

    • SDF-7

      and hostile to humanity….

      Dude — you’re here… citation needed. 😉 [I keed… I keed…]

    • I. B. McGinty

      “I am not covered in shit, infested with rats, and hostile to humanity….”

      Does that cost extra? Asking for a friend.

    • Fourscore

      I could have saved them a lot of time and research money…

    • SDF-7

      Future motivational speaker or life coach right there. Good kid. 🙂

    • The Other Kevin

      I’ll take 1000 of him over that “I am woke” kid any day.

    • Fourscore

      “You could be President…”

      Now, there’s a threat.

      Good kid, thanks, Jimbo

  9. AlexinCT

    I read this WH report card thing, and am seeing a pattern I think people are not catching on to.

    Our leaders are either so inept or so evil that they spend all their time social engineering people’s opinions/perceptions about issues and never doing anything at all about the issues unless they can set up some racket that allows them to do massive grifting. Problems are never solved, because the problems can be used to keep people distracted from the sinking ship. This leads to things falling apart due to neglect while idiots are made to believe all is fine and problems only exist because of the wreckers & kulaks interfering with the wise ones running things.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      they spend all their time social engineering people’s opinions/perceptions about issues

      This shouldn’t be a surprise to anybody paying attention to culture. #slacktivism, cancel culture, microaggressions, they’re all pointing to the supremacy of the emotional reaction over any true reality. Gin up an emotional response across our culture, and you can get 80%+ of people bleating in predictable ways. If you want to accomplish something, just select the appropriate outrage off the shelf and feed it to your influencer and media lackeys.

    • The Other Kevin

      I said it just yesterday. The problem isn’t the problem, it’s people pointing out the problem. That’s why we need “disinformation boards”.

      • AlexinCT

        You hit the nail on the head TOK. These people no longer want to solve problems, mostly because they created them trying to solve “other problems” in the past, and are completely focused on influencing what people believe. This trajectory is unsustainable. Society crumbling and falling apart in the 60s and 70s because of the hippy shit going on eventually led to too many people seeing through the programming an then things changed. Hopefully we will get a reversal sooner than later, and before they really destroy the country this time.

      • Fourscore

        California’s answer is to send Newsom to the White House, assuming that will be an improvement for CA.

      • Rat on a train

        Well, if Newsom can make America like California the tax slaves won’t be able to flee.

  10. Rat on a train

    COVID lowers your resistance to bullets, blades, and bludgeoning.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      J&J is clotting though, so if you get shot it will stop the bleeding.

  11. Rat on a train

    Fresno will be the place to live when the magic choo choo is running.

  12. Rebel Scum

    Joe Biden on presidential run in 2024: ‘I plan on running’

    Brandon ain’t running anywhere.

    • AlexinCT

      They had Hillary Clinton’s double fake running in some lame add, so you are guarantied to see a Slow Joe double running a marathon sooner than later…

      • Tres Cool

        I can see an AI-generated push-up contest with Biden and Chris Christy.
        I’m picturing Jack LaLanne for some reason.

      • db

        Now, I’m just picturing Biden as Martin Short’s character in Arrested Development

        “SWOOP ME, Dragon!”

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        I used to run into LaLanne at a seafood place in Morro Bay when i was younger. Man, that dude was always hammered. Three sheets to the wind.

      • Rat on a train

        push-ups

    • hayeksplosives

      Biking? He’s good at that until he tries to stop.

      • Rat on a train

        Joe Biden, triathlete

  13. PieInTheSky

    In local news, after Abrams tanks Romania seems to be in talks to buy F35s

    • SDF-7

      My condolences.

    • Brett L

      The American Taxpayer thanks you.

    • Tres Cool

      Romania can afford those things? Or are we selling them on clearance ?

      • PieInTheSky

        poorer countries than Romania can afford expensive weaponry. Not much else but still…

      • Rat on a train

        Or the US government gives money from a slush fund to Romania who then gives it to US defense companies.

      • Grummun

        … who then give money to politicians and the circle of life continues.

    • rhywun

      wtf

      3 9
      4 7

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 442
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      5️⃣8️⃣
      m-w.com/games/quordle

      Blossom Puzzle, April 11
      Letters: E I L M P S U
      My score: 225 points
      My longest word: 9 letters
      🌹 🏵 💐 🌼 🌺 🌸 💮 🌻 🌷

      Play Blossom:
      https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

      • UnCivilServant

        supplies
        mussels
        sump pumps
        simple

      • SDF-7

        I’m assuming it won’t accept impulseless.

      • Michael Malaise

        Quordle

        9️⃣6️⃣
        8️⃣4️⃣

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 442
      5️⃣4️⃣
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  14. PieInTheSky

    In more local news, a Romanian member of parliament who has been on a 6 year one man war against cormorants is again calling for a cull of cormorants who apparently are costing fish farms 30000 tons of fish a year. There seem to be an estimated 90k in Romania and he wants them down to 9k.

    • Tres Cool

      Can you eat them? Or would they taste…fishy ?

      • PieInTheSky

        I don’t know but remembered someone saying at some time that they taste foul (not fowl)

      • AlexinCT

        You would only eat them if you were stranded on some island and had no other source of food, and then you might end up gagging and puking.

      • tripacer

        as long as you don’t rub linseed oil into them.

      • Tonio

        Cat food.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Fucking cormorants and pelicans. Hate them both because of how many fish they eat.

      Their population has rebounded wonderfully here in Minnesoda, but they are still “endangered” or something so the DNR won’t do anything. A couple of lakes where I grew up have went from great fishing lakes to basically worthless because of the local cormorants.

      • Fourscore

        Now do loons, MN’s state bird.

        Soon wild turkeys will take over from Canada’s gift goose as the most despicable form of avian life in MN..They domesticate easily, love humans. It seemed like a good idea to teach them to eat pine cones and snow. Bigger, aggressive and enjoy the fruits of your garden.

      • AlexinCT

        Now do loons, MN’s state bird.

        I thought them loons were the twin city residents…

      • Not Adahn

        The turkeys here are very timid. Also slow to take to the air, preferring to run into the brush — which will not stop a dog. I no longer have nay on my property.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Doesn’t he know that birds aren’t real?

  15. AlexinCT

    What crimes? Were the locals fucking the produce? Testing their drug needle craft on the fruit? Shitting in the isles? stabbing each other silly?

    • Rat on a train

      someone did something

    • SDF-7

      Probably shoplifting.

      • Fourscore

        Well, Whole Foods does sell wine…

    • Not Adahn

      Worker safety, theft, hostile patrons and bathroom drug use FTA.

  16. Not Adahn

    Albany’s annual Tulip Festival is going to be even more inclusive this year! They’ve added a drag show!

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Lol. I’m more amused at this point than anything else. When do the temple prostitutes return?

      • SDF-7

        When do the temple prostitutes return?

        But enough about the media…

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Romania can afford those things? Or are we selling them on clearance ?

    It’s like when you were a little kid, and your dad handed you the money to pay for your ice cream cone.

    • R.J.

      Those responses are on fire! And rightly so. She needs to retire.

  18. hayeksplosives

    It’s my birthday. I don’t generally mark it in any way but I am in need of some joy.

    Thinking about doing the classic Halliburton Energy office tradition in which the birthday girl/boy is the one who brings in the treats. Nom nom! There seem to be some donut shops along the way to work…

    • SDF-7

      Well Happy Birthday, HS! Sounds like a plan on the donuts, I’m sure your compatriots will enjoy them and wish you well. As do we, of course.

    • PieInTheSky

      Happy birthday. Skip the donuts and get a bottle of champagne.

    • rhywun

      🐏 Mine is coming up. It’s usually when I do my taxes.

      🎂🎉

    • Nephilium

      Happy 21st Hayek. May this year be better than the last.

    • Shirley Knott

      Happy birthday!
      And yes, bring treats to the office. It will spark joy, which will reflect back on you. It’s one of those good deeds that if not unpunished, at least gets off lightly.

    • AlexinCT

      Happy birthday! May you have many more earth trips around the sun and be healthy and able to enjoy the little things.

    • R.J.

      Happy birthday! Also Pie has the right idea.

    • Sean

      Happy birthday!

    • slumbrew

      Happy Birfday, hayek!

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      Happy birthday ‘Splosives. Once more around the sun.

    • Tres Cool

      Hey Hayek
      Its your birthday
      Thats for real-real
      Not for play-play!

      • Tres Cool

        t0ts out for Tuesday!

    • wdalasio

      Happy 21st!

    • Fatty Bolger

      Happy Birthday!

    • Homple

      Happy birthday! The Geburtstagkind where I worked in Germany always brought goodies on the day, a variety of stuff: Brötchen with salted and peppered raw ground pork; liverwurst–smoked and unsmoked plus various other of sausages; several kinds of pickles; pastries.

      This was the former East Germany, soon after reunification. Celebratory toasts involved Schnapps, although nobody got hammered that I ever saw. That lasted until the American owners found out about drinking on the job.

      • rhywun

        Ugh, stupid Americans.

    • Fourscore

      Happy Birthday, Missy. You’re gaining on me.

      Enjoy your day anyway you want to.

    • Count Potato

      HBD 🙂

    • robodruid

      Congratulation !

    • Tundra

      Happy birthday, HE!

      I hope you have a wonderful day!

      • dbleagle

        Happy B-Day HE! May the day only have light quantities of Everett “Spring Sunshine”.

    • Necron 99

      Happy Birthday, Hayek!

    • hayeksplosives

      Thanks for the BD wishes, all!

      I’m done with morning meetings. Think I’ll go get some chowdah for lunch.

  19. PieInTheSky

    Montana Ranch For Sale – Horse Prairie Ranch

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XagDqV7mSZk

    I don’t much get farms in my youtube recommends, usually luxury house tour. But this came up and while in no way my thing, I always find it a bit uncertain when a majority of a farm’s land is leased form forest service / federal government, just does not seem the same as owning it outright.

    • The Last American Hero

      It will be fine. Just ask the Bundy’s.

      • dbleagle

        Very common in the American West. W/ almost 8000 acres of deeded land it has a much larger “base property” than most ranches. The US leased land can be lost if you quit running livestock since one condition of the lease is putting the land to “productive use”. Also by Fed law the leased land has no property rights and any improvements you make become property of the Feds.

    • rhywun

      I found that, thanks!

      The syntax seems cleaner and the output is nicer too.
      Gives me something to play with at work during a boring week with two more (((days))) off and no one’s around.

    • Homple

      I miss FORTRAN.

  20. Rebel Scum

    Imagine how much better “Morning Joe” would be…

    I though it was already hosted by NPCs.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        "Daddy I’m having fun!”“No you aren’t. You’re mistaking familiarity for fun. You’re deeply unsatisfied with this hollow poor quality tripe. Now, repeat after me: BOOOO…”— Stephen Grant (@stephencgrant) April 11, 2023

        Lol.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder
      • PieInTheSky

        heh

    • R.J.

      I am glad. I hope to see it this weekend.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Me too. Kiddo has been so excited about it since the first trailer dropped.

  21. Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

    I lived in Fresno for three years, on the corner of Wishon and McKinnley. I kinda liked the place. It wasn’t trying to be something other than a small city, and if anything happened there, everybody came out. Married and divorced my first wife there, my son was born there.

    And, shocking to many people, I grew up in San Luis Obispo, which is often considered one of the nicest places in California, but I would rather live in Fresno. Less social signaling bullshit.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Russians under your bed

    Some national security experts and U.S. officials have said they suspect the leaker could be American, but have not ruled out pro-Russian actors.

    Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov declined to comment on the leak, but said: “There is in fact a tendency to always blame everything on Russia. It is, in general, a disease.”

    We should just wipe the Russians off the map. Then our troubles would be over. Except for the Chinese. Fuck it; them, too.

    Pulverize them all

    • SDF-7

      Ok, President Clarke — just back away from the controls for the planetary defense grid please….

  23. Rebel Scum

    As part of its effort to identify extremists in the Catholic Church, the FBI recruited at least one “undercover employee” to “develop sources among the clergy and church leadership,” Representative Jim Jordan (R., Ohio) revealed Monday.

    The Federal Bureau of Entrapment needs to be dissolved along with 90% of the rest of the federal government.

  24. PieInTheSky

    The Black Tape Project Fall/Winter 2023/24 NYFW – Art Hearts Fashion

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqRUpxMXC88

    the main tape models seems the same as the previous show…

      • rhywun

        Gee, that sounds like fun.

      • Shirley Knott

        As long as they don’t dress like dikes. Or dykes.

    • EvilSheldon

      Go on…

    • rhywun

      Heard about that and no explanation was provided. I’m guessing your third theory.

    • R C Dean

      Commies doing commie shit?

    • AlexinCT

      I make sure I have my own health insurance for a reason… Fuck the VA.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Walter Reed is run by DOD, not VA.

      • Not Adahn

        See? This is why I need to rely on glibs.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    The FBI is rooting out right wing extremism in the Catholic Church now? It’s about time.

  26. PieInTheSky

    In more local news the Romanian orthodox church are finally thinking of unifying Easter with the catholics… But it will take years even if decided…

    • The Last American Hero

      Return to the fold, brother.

      • robc

        IIRC, the Orthodox easter is more often in line with passover than western easter. So, ummm, yeah.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      So, they are going to rise to the occasion?

  27. The Other Kevin

    With the new keywords that show extremism, like “red pill”, I wonder if we’ve been upgraded from just being on some lists to having our own spook?
    Spook 1: Your assignment today is Glibertarians.com. Check out the AM and PM links and the feature article at 11.
    Spook 2: Ok.
    Spook 1: Oh you’ve got Glibertarians again Wednesday.
    Spook 2: Goddammit.

    • Red Pill Matt

      You rang?

    • SDF-7

      “Sir — Agent Smith keeps trying to report to someone called ‘Fetterlump’ again. I think Wednesday was too much for xim.”

    • Rat on a train

      I thought the majority of Glibs were feds already.

      • Tres Cool

        Not me. I actually work for a living.

      • Not Adahn

        Ix-nay on the ed-fay!

      • Grumbletarian

        Greetings, fellow malcontents!

      • slumbrew

        How do you do, fellow insurrectionists

      • Not Adahn

        Anyone got the deets on our next insurrection?

      • Rat on a train

        *puts on Ray-Bans*
        Let’s commit a crime.

      • Sean

        *grabs Tiki torch*

      • slumbrew

        (•_•)

        ( •_•)>⌐■-■

        (⌐■_■)

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        “Lets eat sushi, and not pay!”

      • EvilSheldon

        The worst goddamned thing about the feds is how they’ve made my Wayfarers look shady…

      • Gustave Lytton

        It’s not the feds doing it…

    • wdalasio

      “The last guy who got Wednesday afternoon needed three months of therapy!”

  28. The Late P Brooks

    This sounds like a representative sample

    A majority of Americans have felt the long reach of the nation’s gun violence epidemic in one way or another.

    That’s one of the takeaways from a national poll released on Tuesday by KFF, a nonprofit that focuses on health care research.

    Specifically, the poll found about one in five people report having a family member who was fatally shot. The same share say they have been threatened with a gun. One in six said they have personally witnessed a shooting.

    20% is a majority?

    • SDF-7

      Six degrees of Smith & Wesson.

    • Rat on a train

      20% have had family members killed? Were they only polling in inner cities?

      • UnCivilServant

        Other than by disease, fire, or accident, none of my family members have died.

      • Not Adahn

        You must be young, and/or have a limited definition of family.

        99+% of my family has died. Most decades before I was born.

      • UnCivilServant

        Disease, fire, and accident account for a lot of people.

        I think my family even survived the civil war.

      • Not Adahn

        You’re Irish, right?

        I guess alcoholism counts as disease, and a drunken brawl as accident.

      • Not Adahn

        That’s an undercount considering most people are trans, and 41% of transfolx are forced into suicide and most suicides are by gun.

        /WaPo Factchkr

    • R C Dean

      “One in six said they have personally witnessed a shooting.”

      Complete and obvious bullshit. That would be almost 60 million people.

      “about one in five people report having a family member who was fatally shot”

      So 70 million people have had family member killed? At least try to come up with plausible lies, guys.

      • Fourscore

        Extended family, as in the Glib family, though it seems Glibs are shooters rather than shootees

  29. The Late P Brooks

    I can relate to the fears about gun violence. I live in Washington D.C. There have been daytime shootings within blocks of my house, including at the park where my kids play. It’s interesting that the survey showed more than eight in ten people have changed something in their lives to protect themselves or a loved one from the possibility of gun violence.

    It’s impacting all of our decisions – decisions to take public transit, to go out at night, to go to festivals. One in five parents have either thought about changing where their kid goes to school or have. So it’s not just the horrible news about another mass shooting, but the long tail that this has on all aspects of our lives. We’re a nation living in fear.

    Nobody I know voted for Nixon. You live in a fucking shithole run by by crooks. Your brain is rotten.

    • R C Dean

      “It’s interesting that the survey showed more than eight in ten people have changed something in their lives to protect themselves or a loved one from the possibility of gun violence.”

      For a lot of people, that “something” was . . . Buying gun.

    • Not Adahn

      Changed something? Anything? I guess getting a CCW license counts.

      • Not Adahn

        Oh, and apparently “thought about” counts too.

    • Rat on a train

      I’ve changed my behavior. There was a time when I would take trips into DC.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Washington D.C., with the strictest gun control laws in the nation.

  30. Rat on a train

    Disciplinary incidents in Fairfax Co. schools have more than doubled, new report finds

    The increase in disciplinary incidents, the school system said, could be attributed to factors including the restoration of behavior expectations that were in place before the pandemic, the impact of more than a year of virtual learning and “stretched capacity of staff due to staff vacancies.”

    “Disciplinary incidents were much lower when we didn’t discipline.”

  31. Tundra

    Good morning Spud!

    I don’t care if he’s a big hitter.

    Neither does the Sheik!

  32. PieInTheSky

    HIIT & Stretch with Georgia – 30 min

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Quack quack quack

    A coalition of the nation’s leading experts in pediatric health has issued an urgent warning declaring the mental health crisis among children so dire that it has become a national emergency.

    The declaration was penned by the American Academy of Pediatrics, the Children’s Hospital Association and the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry, which together represent more than 77,000 physicians and 200 children’s hospitals.

    In a letter released Tuesday, the groups say that rates of childhood mental health concerns were already steadily rising over the past decade. But the coronavirus pandemic, as well as the issue of racial inequality, they write, has exacerbated the challenges.

    “This worsening crisis in child and adolescent mental health is inextricably tied to the stress brought on by COVID-19 and the ongoing struggle for racial justice and represents an acceleration of trends observed prior to 2020,” the declaration from the pediatric groups says.

    If somebody tracked down everybody on the board of the American Association of Pediatrics and garroted them, I would consider that person a hero.

    • Rat on a train

      In a letter released Tuesday, the groups say that rates of childhood mental health concerns were already steadily rising over the past decade. But the coronavirus pandemic, as well as the issue of racial inequality, they write, has exacerbated the challenges.
      My kids are doing fine. But then the local schools don’t push politics. I also don’t force a conversation for every event that trends on Twitter. I’m letting my kids be kids.

      • ron73440

        My kids are doing fine. But then the local schools don’t push politics. I also don’t force a conversation for every event that trends on Twitter. I’m letting my kids be kids.

        And that’s why your racist or facsist, or nazi, or transphobic.

        I am so glad my kids are grown and that we homeschooled our last one.

      • Rat on a train

        or and
        Plus many more I’m sure.

    • EvilSheldon

      Children up to about the age of 35…

  34. AlexinCT

    So how many of you have gotten into a discussion with a moron that basically labeled anyone and everyone they disagree with fascists? I am flabbergasted how many leftards misconstrue the meaning of fascism while engaging in fascistic/marxist behavior. Our public school system is designed to churn out useless idiots…

    • Rat on a train

      “You’re a fascist and I’m going to block you so you can’t refute my weak arguments anymore.”

    • R.J.

      It’s amazing. Reasoning goes out the door with leftists, They even put words in your mouth. If you believe in women’s rights, that doesn’t mean you want to kill transsexuals. It goes beyond straw man arguments, now we have entire straw villages.

      • ron73440

        The female swimmer had someone just screaming in her face “trans rights are human rights!” over and over, just because she doesn’t think women should compete with men pretending to be women.

    • EvilSheldon

      I don’t get into discussions with assholes (except for here, of course.)

    • robc

      Orwell complained about the misuse of fascist to mean “anyone I dont like”.

      So the problem is about 80 years old.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    The declaration from the pediatric groups notes that the disruptions children and families have experienced during the pandemic have disproportionately affected children of color.

    A recent study in the journal Pediatrics showed that 140,000 children have lost a parent or grandparent caregiver to COVID-19. A majority of those children were kids of color.

    The Negro brain is inferior, and generally incapable of higher reasoning and adaptability.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Stooge

    As former U.S. Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) caustically posted on his Twitter feed on Sunday, “Why is this always the French?” Why indeed? And, why now, in the face of Moscow and Beijing’s assault on the international order, as it has existed since the end of World War II, is Macron willing to play into Russia and China’s autocratic “multipolar world” designs at the expense of global democracy?

    Macron’s pursuit of his vision of European “strategic autonomy” is nothing new. Neither are his repeated failures to pull it off. For all his ambition, he keeps misreading the room, particularly when it involves Ukraine. “New NATO,” Poland especially, wants nothing to do with his grandiose concept of a France-led European “strategic autonomy.” Warsaw painfully still remembers Paris’s failed pre-World War II security guarantees.

    When war broke out on Sept. 1, 1939, after Nazi Germany invaded Poland, France — despite its guarantee to march on Germany — “merely advanced five miles into the German Saarland,” where it “stopped and stayed stopped.” Poland, after the war’s end, found itself on the inside looking out at the West. Warsaw’s reward for believing in France? Decades of brutal Soviet domination.

    Yet, despite repeated rejection by NATO, Macron persists. On Sunday, while aboard Cotam Unité — France’s Airbus A330 version of Air Force One — returning to Paris from a three-day state visit to China, Macron’s never-ending machinations to establish France as a “third superpower” at Europe’s expense, took a far darker and divisive turn. The French president acerbically called for Europe to cease being “America’s followers,” lest the continent get “caught up in crises that are not ours.”

    What a crazy foolish thing to say.

    • ron73440

      That’s not creepy at all.

      What kind of wannabe tyrant designs those ads?

      • PieInTheSky

        the BBC people need their money

  37. PieInTheSky

    Elon Musk
    @elonmusk
    Replying to
    @micsolana
    I think we should legalize it. The probability of overdose or a bad batch is greatly reduced if there is actual QA & regulation.

    Also, crime flourishes when substances are made illegal. Alcohol is very much a “drug” – it’s just a legacy drug from olden times when we had no technology!

    Prohibition of alcohol in the United States caused the greatest increase in organized crime in our history. How many times do we have to learn this lesson!?

    https://twitter.com/micsolana/status/1645530607491985410

  38. The Late P Brooks

    The female swimmer had someone just screaming in her face “trans rights are human rights!” over and over, just because she doesn’t think women should compete with men pretending to be women.

    That NPR thing about the pediatricians’ urgent plea for better mental health care specifically mentioned teenage girls as being particularly vulnerable. But they didn’t offer any examples of likely stressors.

    I wonder if being shoved aside in favor of teenage boys pretending to be teenage girls might have an effect.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Or propagandized into believing that they’re not actually female, they’re whatever they want to be today…

      Or being told that without a victim classification they have no moral or societal worth…

      I despise the adults that are mentally abusing the kids this way.

  39. Yusef drives a Kia

    Good morning glibs, hows things?
    Happy birfday HE! Getting older sucks eh?

    • Shirley Knott

      Hey Yu! You were missed in your absence.

    • UnCivilServant

      Did you get the email I sent?

  40. Rebel Scum

    We got an email about how totes awesome the housing market is. Something stands out to me:

    Consider these facts:
    • Richmond remains in a new home supply deficit;
    • 50% of new renters are coming from outside the Richmond market, meaning we need more housing inventory than initially planned;
    Resale inventory remains historically low, furthering demand for new construction;
    • The pipeline of new residential communities is decreasing throughout the region;
    • Historically, interest rates are low and home buyer traffic remains stronger than the first quarters of 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020;
    • We need more communities both approved and developed, and we need more homes.

    I wonder why…

    We need more homes but I continue to design subdivisions in which I cannot afford to live and there is a dwindling market of existing, more affordable houses. How very curious.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      Check the regs on “affordable housing”, and you will probably see the answer.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’ve seen softening in our target market since last summer, but no price crash yet. Well priced listings are gone within a week (of listing or of price reduction). Overpriced listings sit for a few months before taking the hint and reducing. Then they sell within a week of the price reduction.

        I looked at the houses we’ve owned in the past decade, and at their current values they’re right around the same affordability for us as when we bought them, despite my income having doubled and tripled, respectively.

        The mantra going through my head repeatedly is “the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent”

    • robc

      Affordable housing has almost always been fancy housing from last generation.

      The problem can be reduced to one word: zoning.

      End zoning and other building regulations and let small time builders build. That you have to be a big money developer building a big project to fight thru the approval process is about 90% of the problem.

    • Grumbletarian

      Historically, interest rates are low

      Compared to the 70s and 80s, maybe.

      • robc

        90s too.

        My first mortgage in 98 was something like 8.125%. I thought it was low.

        I refi’ed to 7.25% a few years later and thought that was so freaking low I would never need to refi again.

      • UnCivilServant

        My 3.5% and 3.45% rates are too high.

      • UnCivilServant

        Those should be past-tense, the loans have been paid off.

      • robc

        I am 3.25% on the current house.

        Locked on 12/31/21 just before things got crazy.

      • UnCivilServant

        Good thing I’m not looking for a new loan.

      • Gender Traitor

        The credit score report my CU just started offering includes suggestions on how to improve it. They say my already high score could be higher if I took out an installment loan.

        Nice try, but I’m not falling for that one. ::knocks wood that beloved Subaru keeps running for many more miles::

      • kinnath

        My mortgage is currently 2.5%.

        I have a HELOC set up that is tied to the prime rate. It is currently at 8%. I have a very low balance on it right now. But we are replacing the roof, the siding and a deck in the next few months. Just waiting on bids to roll in and for my insurance to let me know if they are paying for the roof.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Or being told that without a victim classification they have no moral or societal worth…

    What does it mean to be a teenage girl these days? Heaven forbid a girl would want to grow up and be married to a man who loves her and treats her well, and raise a family.

    What does it mean to be a teenage anything, for that matter? There is a large group of people intent on destroying traditional notions of identity and self-worth. They are obsessed with “freeing” people from the constraints of traditional cultural stereotypes, but have no meaningful vision of what might come after.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The destruction of the family is the goal because the family is an impediment to the goal of total state power.

      Same with the church, see the infiltration of the Catholics mentioned above.

      And commercial banking…

      Etc…

  42. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    Fresno? Fres-yes!

    • Tundra

      I didn’t read it until this morning, but great article on the race. Thanks for writing it up!

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Thanks.

  43. Ownbestenemy

    Passed with a 97 which in FedGov world I am a try-hard cause anything over a 70% is showing off. What is good is I swapped my flights and don’t have to stay an additional 3 days since we are ahead of schedule. Now to offload beer and non-perishable food items

    • Gender Traitor

      Hey, like, check your Competence Privilege, maaaan!

      (Seriously, bravo! Well done!)

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thank ye!

    • Michael Malaise

      “Passed with a 97 which in FedGov world I am a try-hard cause anything over a 70% is showing off.”

      Well, enjoy the target on your back.

  44. AlexinCT

    NO FREAKING WAY

    Well, another suspicion that was voiced turns out not to be a conspiracy theory but the truth…

    The crime syndicate running the WH and the country is evil.

    • WTF

      And nothing else will happen.

  45. Rebel Scum

    It’s like caloric intake matters.

    A man who has vowed to eat nothing but McDonald’s for 100 days has revealed that he has lost a total of 34 pounds and has lowered his cholesterol as he nears the halfway point of his experiment.

    Kevin Maginnis, 57, from Nashville, Tennessee, has been chronicling his weight-loss journey on TikTok after announcing in late February that he would be ordering breakfast, lunch, and dinner from the fast-food chain for the next three months.

    Per the rules he set for himself, he is only allowed to eat half of what he orders, but he has free reign to get whatever he wants, including dessert. He also adheres to eating just three meals a day without snacks and drinking water instead of soda.

    This guy did it too.

    • Sean

      He’s still fat, and consuming junk calories.

    • Gender Traitor

      he is only allowed to eat half of what he orders

      That seems stupidly wasteful. (Also, s/b “free rein.” Learn English! 😉)

      • UnCivilServant

        Free rain!

        Anyway, if he overorders and has half, that’s still easily too much.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Yeah his rules make no sense. Just order based on macros.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I don’t think fast food is all that unhealthy as long as you stay away from the soda and milk shakes.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s carby, sugary, and packed full of preservatives at most places, but no worse than the carby, sugary, preserved crap you can get in the freezer section of most grocery stores.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Clean and green, safe and effective

    A 7-year-old boy and a teenager were killed in a fire sparked by an e-bike’s lithium-ion battery in New York on Monday, marking the city’s fifth fatality in connection with the batteries so far this year, officials said.

    Calling the incident a “terrible tragedy,” New York City Fire Department Chief John Hodgens said the blaze started in the vestibule of the first floor of a residential building in Queens.

    The blaze quickly traveled upstairs, where a father and his children were staying, NBC New York reported. Four people were able to jump out of windows, but two did not survive, Hodgens said in a social media post.

    ——-

    The incident comes amid a rise in the number of fires caused by lithium batteries across the United States.

    Monday’s blaze marked the city’s 59th fire and fifth fatality caused by a lithium-ion battery so far this year, Dan Flynn, the department’s chief fire marshal, said.

    If these weren’t part of the new green agenda, there would be Democrats on the floor of the Senate calling for a complete ban.

    • The Other Kevin

      Yep. “Putting profits above safety.” But putting their agenda above safety is fine.

    • kinnath

      The article yesterday noted they were using the wrong battery charger and blew up the battery.

      So, 1) stupid users; 2) the batteries are too dangerous to be in the hands of stupid users; 3) that’s no reason for the government to step in.

      • rhywun

        using the wrong battery charger

        I think that’s how it usually is. I see these bikes all the time; they look like jury-rigged junk.

    • R.J.

      You are correct. And yes, the things are damn dangerous. Production is speeding up too, and quality is dropping. That cannot happen with these complex batteries.