We Were Always at War With Gay Frogs

by | Apr 15, 2023 | Beer, Food & Drink, Markets | 162 comments

I try to not talk about the current thing(TM).  Not because I am not interested in the current thing, I just prefer to write about something else because I can’t always log on here and see if you guys had enough of talking about the current thing. But I guess this is the weekly beer review, so to not throw something out there would seem…I dunno.

This is my review of Victory Brewing Java Latte Milk Stout:


Bud Light is a terrible beer and I am glad they finally did something to make everyone come to their damn senses and realize they think you suck, and they hate you, but you keep coming back to their shit product because fuck hipster juice.  (Collective you, not you specifically that hates hipster juice.  You know who you are.)

6 month chart. H/T: Charles Schwab

Of course, a mostly reasonable reaction from SoCons is to boycott Bud Light, but its a label under the AB-InBev international intoxicating beverage conglomerate that has hundreds of brands from around the world.  Including local ones I really like. Which is why this very well might work as well as the SoCon boycott of Gillette under P&G—there are too many brands to keep up with and we don’t really know if it is really affecting their bottom line because of the shift in sales to another one of their brands.  Sure the stock has gone down in the past week or so, and there have been many instances of successful boycotts but it is honestly too soon to tell.

So as a public service announcement, I just want to make sure you are all aware of the Czech brand Budweiser Budvar.

They are not affiliated with AB-InBev in any way, and in fact have gotten into legal disputes over the years due to the branding being nearly identical to the American brand paying homage to the communist cult.  If you intend to punish AB-InBev with your wallet, please do not punish Budweiser Budvar.

 

This one was splodey, so I just had to get a good pic of it.  This is a milk stout and while it is a bit on the sweet side but doesn’t overdo it.  Mostly because of the cold brew coffee and booze they toss in their casually to counter it.  It is not like the English varieties in this sense.  A brief perusal of their website suggests it is NOT AFFILIATED with AB-InBev but under a parent company called Artisanal Brewing Ventures with Southern Tier Brewing. Victory Brewing Java Latte Milk Stout:  3.9/5 8.2% ABV

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162 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    Java Latte Milk Stout

    I’d rather drink Bud Light.

    YMMV

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Same

      • limey

        Same same. I think.

        Apropos of nothing except alcohol: I have never had a martini. At no point has it ever been martini time for limey.

      • Sean

        Sad!

      • R.J.

        It’s an acquired taste. Both vodka and gin martinis are alcohol with no significant dilution so they can be quite strong. First time I had a vodka martini I though it tasted like I drank windex.

      • EvilSheldon

        It’s an acquired taste, but if you drink them often enough you will eventually acquire it.

        It helps if the person making the martinis isn’t some trendy idiot serving you chilled gin in a coupe glass. A martini should be between 1/4 and 1/6 dry vermouth, a dash of bitters is optional but you should try it at least once.

        No, I don’t care that Winston Churchill nodded in the direction of France, in preference to the vermouth. If we’re suffering a wartime blockade I’ll be drinking homemade grappa with the rest of you.

        Now I’m thirsty…

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        I like martini’s, but will not say no to a glass of chilled gin, with or without an olive.

      • Chafed

        I know who isn’t the next James Bond.

    • Michael Malaise

      This sounds good. I am on Team Sharpshooter

      • R C Dean

        Same here. Maybe not in the summer, but if my options are this or Bud Light, I’ll take the hipster juice.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    (Collective you, not you specifically that hates hipster juice. You know who you are.)

    *looks over shoulder*

    • mexican sharpshooter

      *waves a Brooksie*

  3. Ownbestenemy

    Yard work day and my older dog is helping with the weed pulling by pretending to be a goat. He also wrangles the new cat when she gets outside. He has a good life, but there is a farm dog in him somewhere.

    • Chafed

      Sounds like a good day with great companions.

      • Chafed

        What a cutie. Is that yours slumbrew?

      • slumbrew

        And a more typical pose.

        (You can tell it’s my MIL’s again, because ‘TV Guide’)

      • Tonio

        Whoa, they still publish that?

      • slumbrew

        That’s my reaction every time I see it there.

      • R C Dean

        On the furniture? Tsk, tsk.

      • Chafed

        She’s the Professor X of dogs.

      • Tundra

        Awww. Sweet girl.

        Furniture looks good!

      • slumbrew

        Aaaand a quick 75 dollars later at the local hardware store, now I have one of those triangular sanding heads for my multi-tool. And some teak oil.

        This has snowballed, of course – now I’m full-on disassembling the chairs so I can sand “correctly”.

      • R C Dean

        Of course. Every time I try a shortcut, I wind up redoing it anyway. Might as well cut to the chase.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Dog butt approved sanding job.

    • Tundra

      Awesome. I’ve always had herding dogs. They can be complete shits, but I love them anyway.

      Enjoy!

  4. Brochettaward

    From dead thread:

    Germany was a hotbed of radical eco-nuts when I lived there in the late 80s and it’s only grown since then. So yeah, I can believe it.

    Does anyone think the commies weren’t behind a whole lot of this? As in, funded organized, and supported by East Germany and the Soviets?

    • rhywun

      The fun show Deutschland 83 agrees with you. The commies were portrayed as heavily involved in stirring up eco-protests in W. Germany. It’s a fictionalized account with some actual events thrown in but I don’t doubt the accuracy of that plot point.

      • rhywun

        Lefty heads should explode over that.

      • EvilSheldon

        Nothing in there to explode.

      • dbleagle

        The two following seasons were excellent as well. During D86 one plot point was how the DDR reacted to Chernobyl.

      • rhywun

        I still haven’t watched ’89. I should get on that.

    • Spudalicious

      The Russian petroleum industry bankrolls the Russian eco-weenies to wreak havoc on American oil production.

  5. rhywun

    That head all over the glass and countertop is making me go 😰.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I knew someone would like it.

  6. rhywun

    there have been many instances of successful boycotts

    Yeah, if you’re a lefty. At least based on a cursory examination of that list.

    • R.J.

      That’s what is interesting. There are so many conservatives. They gang up, make a dent, but nobody sways. In comparison, the lefties really have an outsized voice and very little economic impact either. But they get their way constantly. If I was a business I’d run it my way and stay out of politics, entirely. Either side wants me to make a public stand? Screw off, I sell products, not ideas.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Sure. There’s also the older gentleman I came across last Friday with a cart filled with cases of Bud Light. Didn’t strike me as the type that would support QUILTBAG, just an older working class guy buying something he always buys.

        He was also too old to spend any meaningful time on the internet so its possible he has no idea there’s any back lash at all.

    • Annoyed Nomad

      Favorite comment: “The kind of martial art I can get behind.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well new venue to check out!

    • Chafed

      If the promoters don’t hire Steel Panther to perform at their main event it would be a travesty.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Mother of God

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Penitence and self-abasement

    Two days after the author first spoke out about the offer, Scholastic said it had apologized to Tokuda-Hall for its editing approach, in a statement sent to NPR on Thursday night.

    “In our initial outreach we suggested edits to Ms. Tokuda-Hall’s author’s note,” the company’s CEO Peter Warwick wrote in a statement. “This approach was wrong and not in keeping with Scholastic’s values. We don’t want to diminish or in any way minimize the racism that tragically persists against Asian-Americans.”

    Scholastic said that during the process it had failed to consult its “mentors” for the Rising Voices collection — authors and educators from Asian American, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander communities — and has since reached out to them to hear their concerns. “We must never do this again,” Warwick wrote.

    Sinners must be punished in the public square.

    • Sensei

      The issue I see is that Scholastic apologized.

      I’m not a fan of everything is racism, but that’s her choice on how to look at life and how she wants to be published.

      Basically screw them both.

      • rhywun

        “the deeply American tradition of racism”

        Yeah, fuck that noise. Publishers make edits, that’s what they do.

        She can shop that bullshit to another outfit.

      • Sensei

        That’s my issue too. America has a large history of racism and I have no issue stating that.

        Wonder how she feels about Japan’s racism in Asia.

      • Chafed

        That’s different because FYTW.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, it’s the delusion that it’s somehow unique to America that grinds my gears.

      • R C Dean

        Same here. I honestly believe America is less racist/tribalist than most societies.

        For now. The wokists are trying to change that.

      • Brochettaward

        Blue cities are the most racist places in the country. I’ve been in the south for most of my life and I had never personally seen a black person called the n word (to their face and all). NY (grew up there)? SF? Yea, racial tension was way higher and in the open.

      • R C Dean

        My recollection of Richmond VA v Boston MA back in the 80s – 90s, as well.

      • Tres Cool

        The north is where whites pretend to like blacks.
        The south is there whites pretend to hate blacks.

  8. Sensei

    I don’t care about the outrage, I’m more interested in the calculus for a company that feels it needs to join the culture wars and how it deals with its decision to do so.

    I’ve no idea how their brands are allocated among distributors so this may well have truly fucked some people that won’t balance out with consumption of their other brands. This will happen behind the scenes, it may make management pause.

    • R.J.

      At the moment it feels like nothing can stop this freight train of perversion and debasement from the lefty religion. It will have to eat itself and everything around it before it stops. This will be a rough decade.

    • Chafed

      I’m also interested in the internal calculus but it seems to me the outrage they never expected should have been part of that calculus. Why Bud felt the need to join the culture wars is baffling.

      • rhywun

        The way I saw it explained is that lefty outfits reach out to the big brands and if they don’t go along, they will unleash negative publicity on you.

        Basically an extortion racket.

      • Chafed

        I saw the video of their VP explaining her reasoning. It was vapid but believable. What was unbelievable, to me, is no one more senior reviewing the ad/campaign before it was launched.

        Rhy are you referring to the Corporate Equity Index put out by Human Rights Watch? If you are, then the execs who care about their ranking are as stupid as the ones who rely on SPLC to determine who or what is racist.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, that’s the one.

        I mean it makes perfect sense as a strategy; and clearly, it works. Those suits will do *anything* to prevent bad publicity.

      • R C Dean

        Some bad publicity, anyway. And to be fair, the wokist media means the only bad publicity that matters comes from the left.

      • Gustave Lytton

        lefty outfits reach out to the big brands

        The calls are coming from inside of the corporation. The young marketeer, accounting grad, or HR business partner are all full of the same leftist nonsense by and large.

  9. kinnath

    I really dislike the flavor or lactose. So, no milk stouts for me.

    I do enjoy a nice dry stout from time to time.

    • Brochettaward

      I think the real crime here is the complete lack of imagination. What is a kid supposed to do with this set? The point o flegos is to build shit and/or problem solve. Building rainbow colored humans and human shaped otherkin involves zero of those two things.

      • Chafed

        While that’s true it is consistent with their Star Wars sets too. I imagine it’s profitable if they keep selling it.

      • Brochettaward

        Some of the Star Wars stuff may take more than a minute to build.

        I can’t imagine the “Everybody is Awesome” set selling that well. Or being produced in large numbers. But I’m sure it’s great for their ESG scores.

      • one true athena

        Blue Hair HR chicks will buy it and think they’re Supporting Something. That’s all it’s for. No kid will play with any of it, any more than any girl played with the #gurrrlpower sets they made a few years ago.

    • Michael Malaise

      I would argue Lego sets were already inclusive.

      • juris imprudent

        Didn’t teach white children to be ashamed of playing with toys of color?

  10. The Late P Brooks

    I’m not a fan of everything is racism, but that’s her choice on how to look at life and how she wants to be published.

    To be honest, it sounds as if her phrasing was clumsy but it’s pointless to pretend there wasn’t a strong undercurrent of anti-Oriental sentiment, particularly on the west coast. She is obviously on solid ground declining Scholastic’s terms.

    I’m surprised Scholastic objected.

  11. Chafed

    This is one your best articles MS. I’m not sure why but it struck a chord for me. I knew AB Inbev was big but didn’t realize it owned so many local brands. *sigh*

    • mexican sharpshooter

      They don’t really *own* the local brands, in many cases its a distribution agreement. They may make meh beer but they are certainly built to distribute it all over the country. The small guys just pay them to push it regionally or nationally.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Thanks BTW!

      • Chafed

        You’re welcome.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    It’s not as if gay bars don’t serve Bud Light.

  13. Spudalicious

    Can you still get Checkvar(Budvar) in the US? Last I heard, the brand had been bought by the Dutch and American import was discontinued.

    • Chafed

      I’m willing to go to the Czech Republic for good beer and the local women.

      • Tundra

        Still bitter about Covid wrecking my trip to Prague.

    • R C Dean

      It’s really good beer. I haven’t looked for it in ages, but it would be a shame if it’s no longer available.

      • Spudalicious

        It’s not. It used to be my house beer.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Now I have to look.

  14. slumbrew

    The cropping on the front-page picture is an attack on poor Richard.

  15. dbleagle

    HE, Thanks for the book recommendation in the dedthred. I have it on ILL now.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Yeah, it’s the delusion that it’s somehow unique to America that grinds my gears.

    The book is apparently a story about Japanese Americans in an internment camp. A bit of exposition about how and why they came to be there is needed. But yeah, if it’s “America’s intrinsic and unmitigated racism, she can fuck off. And, as Sensei mentioned, she could always toss in a chapter about the Japanese occupation of Korea and China for added context.

    • Michael Malaise

      “None of that happened in America”

      • juris imprudent

        Just like the environmental damage of lithium mining and processing. If we don’t see, we don’t have to feel bad about it.

        Of course by that token, they should be allowing the strip mining of Alaska’s north slope.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    The way I saw it explained is that lefty outfits reach out to the big brands and if they don’t go along, they will unleash negative publicity on you.

    Basically an extortion racket.

    Jesse Jackson looms large.

  18. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Anyone want a condo in Alexandria VA? $150K cash, as-is. 757 square feet, 1 bed + den.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Sale fell through?

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Looks that way

      • Ownbestenemy

        That sucks. I thought it was part of a whole development deal

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        It was. The whole deal is fixin to fall apart.

      • Tundra

        Sorry to hear that. Could you rent it out?

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        I could if I put $15-20k in repairs & upgrades and waited months for it to be done. But then I’d still own the place like an albatross around my neck.

        I’d rather take a lowball offer.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Shit, sorry KK. On the plus side, you’ve got a new sidekick and are out of there.

  19. kinnath

    Daily Sequence Quordle 446
    2️⃣4️⃣
    5️⃣7️⃣

    New fucking game to get hung up on.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    This sounds good. I am on Team Sharpshooter

    We hold our circus in a big tent. Welcome, friend.

  21. Michael Malaise

    One of two new toilets installed! No leaks and works like a toilet should.

    We picked up some vintage patio furniture (40s/50s metal motel chair and glider) — primed, sanded, painted, clear-coated and now on the front porch. Finished painting the door, trim, and steps into the garage.

    Amazing what you can do when you have nowhere to go.

    • Sean

      I’m keeping my couch from floating away.

      Stop doing so much.

      • Michael Malaise

        I am not great at sitting still until at least 10 pm at night. Sorry.

    • Ted S.

      Not a washlet?

      • Spudalicious

        Barbarian still wipes his ass.

  22. Contrarian P

    Re: morning thread

    I’m mildly interested in the NBA playoffs for the first time in recent memory. I’d stopped caring at all during the ridiculous social justice outburst over the last several years and it’s still hard for me to watch the current game as it doesn’t resemble the game I grew up playing and watching. The rules have been relaxed to favor entertaining offense to the point where I don’t know why they even bother running back and playing defense.

    That being said, predictions:

    In the East first round, I’m picking Milwaukee, Philly, Boston, and the Cavs. The Knicks are ok and might pull the upset, but otherwise those are locks.

    In the West, going with Denver, Phoenix, Sacramento, and the Lakers. I’m just not buying what Golden State is selling unless Steph and Klay can find the fountain of youth and figure out how to guard the younger and quicker Sacramento backcourt. Similarly, Memphis has injuries upfront and I don’t see any way they can contain either LeBron or Davis. Paul George is hurt and the Suns are going to be tough to beat without him at full strength.

    I just hope they don’t decide to go full “hey we are all modern day Muhammad Ali” again. That was nauseating.

    • juris imprudent

      I quit the NBA when they instituted the Jordan rules. On the rare occasion I see some of a game I can tell it’s only gotten worse.

      As a kid, I worshiped Jerry West and Elgin Baylor.

  23. Tundra

    Just got back from the boat races. Lots of clever, clean cut youngsters having a blast. The banks of the creek were packed with spectators and the festival vibe was strong. Even the cops were cheering.

    My daughter and her team capsized in the rapids, but the crowd loved them. Some overachievers created a viking ship that actually made it to the end. It was cool seeing all the different designs.

    Fun morning.

    • Sean

      😀

    • Chafed

      Very cool.

    • Shirley Knott

      👍

    • dbleagle

      The dwarf planet forgot to demand a pony as well.

      • creech

        Clydsdale would be more like it.

      • R C Dean

        *Clydesdale edges toward exit*

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Clydesdales…This comment makes the link: CERTIFIED ON TOPIC!

    • Grumbletarian

      Charter a flight on a C-5, Shamu.

    • Tres Cool

      Am I the only one mildly aroused?

      • juris imprudent

        I feel very safe in saying absolutely.

      • Chafed

        Yes! A thousand times, yes!

      • Tundra

        Jesus Christ, Tres.

        I’m starting to think Jugsy is like a size 5 and you are just trolling.

    • R C Dean

      I’m surprised she didn’t demand free chips, ice cream, and soda for the whole flight.

      I do feel bad for people who are that fat. It’s gotta be miserable. But don’t turn your obesity into a righteous cause, lest your action beget a reaction. With that in mind, fuck off, tubbo.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        She’s on oxygen, FFS!

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m going to be flying for the first time in a few years, next month. I’m not looking forward to it. Just imagine getting stuck in that middle seat…

      • Bob Boberson

        I’ve been sat next to a few people who needed lap belt extensions. It was hard not
        To ask them to pay for a third of my ticket since they were taking a third of my seat.

      • Chafed

        I have had the same experience. On one flight I had to turn sideways in my seat because tubby took up so much of it.

    • Chafed

      JFC she is so entitled. Lose some weight or by a second seat. Your problem is just that; your problem.

  24. Brochettaward

    I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but…

    First.

    • R C Dean

      Access denied?

      Very meta.

      • R.J.

        Darn!

    • juris imprudent

      You left out attention whoring.

  25. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    It’s important to embrace the happy little moments amidst the gloom & doom of having a useless condo that won’t go away

    https://ibb.co/SNNGcWG

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Now he’s gnawing on a rawhide the neighbor dog dropped in the field

  26. Gustave Lytton

    Was at the shitshow that the local farmers market has become*. The dumbass racist placards about Indians that the city put up as a cultural exhibit have been edited by someone who felt they were weren’t racisty and leftist enough. Hilarious.

    *The farmers market org of grifts stole deed restricted public land to build a permanent building (with lots of public money support), that looks like shit and isn’t big enough for all of the vendors. They’ve also driven away a lot of long time actual farm vendors and replaced them with artisan trinket garbage and non-food stuff.

    • Bob Boberson

      My favorite is the disclaimers you see at historical sites and museums now:

      “ This exhibit represents colonialist viewpoints that reflect white supreme ist viewpoints and marginalize native voices…..blah, blah, blah”

      Fuck off commies.

      • Bob Boberson

        *colonialist narratives

    • Gustave Lytton

      On the plus side, tights are still in fashion and it was still cold enough that the lasses were wearing coats or long sleeve shirts that covered up the poor life decisions of public tatts.

    • R.J.

      Any way you can make a placard of that statement and super glue it onto of the other one?

  27. Drake

    Doesn’t look like the Anheuser-Busch thing hurt my Vice Fund much. In fact, it doesn’t seem to have made much of a dent in Anheuser-Busch stock.
    https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VICEX?p=VICEX&.tsrc=fin-srch

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I suspect local bars/distributors will find bloated inventories first but it will be a while before it shows up on a corporate balance sheet. Again, assuming a successful boycott.

      • Drake

        I assume they’ll switch to Michelob or Busch lite.

      • R.J.

        Coors lite is not part of InBev.

    • R.J.

      So true. Her life would be so much better in downtown Chicago.

      • Bob Boberson

        At least she’d be around enlightened educated people and had access to abortion on demand. Not these evangelical morlocks who force traditional morality on her; which we all know inevitably leads to a life of drug use and a life of quiet despair.

    • juris imprudent

      We wanted careers; we wanted to be rich and famous;

      You were 12 – you were stupid. What’s your excuse now?

  28. Sensei

    I’m deciding if I want to watch this.

    Oshi no Ko

    I read essentially the first 10 chapters or so of the comic because it is incredibly popular in Japan. It’s bit of social commentary on the idol and entertainment industry. However, it’s incredibly bleak. It’s been given an A list treatment with top shelf voice talent for the anime. It is likely to be one of the top shows this season.

    Despite all these pluses I’m still torn because it was so darn depressing.

    • Bob Boberson

      Was it you who recommended Seven Samurai a few weeks back?

      I decided to watch it on a rainy afternoon. My opinion; it lives up to the hype. I haven’t enjoyed a movie that much for quite a while.

      • Sensei

        I have recommended it, but think it may have been somebody else too.

      • dbleagle

        Now you can catch the US version of the same story- “The Magnificent Seven- only the original.

        It also features one of the most recognizable movie scores of all time.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XDB7GMnbUQ

      • Bob Boberson

        I saw that years ago, I think my Dad insisted. Good movie also.

      • Sensei

        Or A Fistful of Dollars and Yojimbo.

      • dbleagle

        Or “The Lives of Others” and life in a Blue State under the biden administration.

      • Sensei

        At least in HI you’ve got better weather than I do in NJ.

      • Tundra

        I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that it is one of the best movies ever made.

        The fact that it spawned of bunch of other amazing films says a lot.