Wednesday Morning Links

by | Apr 26, 2023 | Daily Links | 358 comments

We all know how this will end, right?

It’s been a while, friends. What a long, strange road trip this has been. But I’ll be home this afternoon. Which is where Dallas was last night as they thumped Minnesota to be on the brink of closing the series out. Also, I’m still shocked that Toronto are one win away from taking their series with Tampa. And there are a few other great matchups going out there. We’re not even through the first round and this year has been fantastic.  I also hear basketball is doing their playoffs too, but I don’t care. The Astros are getting their shit together finally. Today is the day that will (probably) decide the EPL as Arsenal take on Man City. And that’s it for sports.

God for him. The demand was an unprecedented attempt at a political hit job and he was right to tell them to fuck off.

Municipal government

Speaking of the Supreme Court, this case better end up 9-0. There’s a place in hell for city government employees that do shit like this. At least I hope there is.

Wait a minute….lesbians can be invisible? That can’t be true.I’ve never once seen what I thought was a self-driving Subaru..

What the absolute fuck is this city thinking? They’re not even protecting government workers anymore? That’s usually where they draw the line.

Dude, shut the fuck up. You’re not entitled to have everybody like or respect you. Expecting, or even demanding, they do so is the hight of entitlement. Also, shave your balls in the pool. It’ll make you faster.

Evil piece of shit

Dude, shut the fuck up 2: Covid Boogaloo. In a logical world, this guy would be changing his face like Ernst Stavro Blofeld and hiding in a volcano lair. Instead he’s out there calling himself a victim.

What a bunch of fucking crooks. And the people who claim to care for the little guy are the worst stonewallers of all. Curious, that.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I think companies might need to start reviewing the concept of “fiduciary duty” to execs. Because there’s a lot of them out there that have no idea what that means.

What a dick. No wait, that should read: What? A dick! Fucking Germans, man.

Let’s rock this Wednesday morning. Oh yeah. And this is how I feel after 8 days on the road. Can’t wait to see Banjos and the girls this afternoon. Side note: Louisiana enforces speed limits a lot more aggressively than they should.

That’s it, friends. Go have a great day.

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358 Comments

  1. R.J.

    “You’re not entitled to have everybody like or respect you.” What a twat. He can expect zero teammates tomorrow. Nobody will put up with that kind of bad mouthing.

    • sloopyinca

      They’ll support him once the school tells them to smile or lose their scholarships.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, this…embrace the female penis or suffer the consequences.

      • WTF

        Is that technically a “shenis”?

    • R.J.

      Also Louisiana enforcement is balls, agreed.

  2. Rebel Scum

    Chief Justice John Roberts will not testify before Congress about Supreme Court ethics

    Which is why we have to expand the court with leftist justices to save Democracy.

  3. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Fauci fired back, “Now you’re saying things that are a little bit troublesome to me. That I need to go to bed tonight worrying that NIH-funded research was responsible for pandemic origins.”

    “I’m not saying you need to do anything,” Wallace-Wells said. “I’m putting myself in your shoes and telling you what I think it would mean to me to really believe there’s a chance, even a very small one, that this pandemic was the result of a lab leak.”

    “Well, I sleep fine. I sleep fine,” Fauci said. “And remember, this work was done in order to be able to help prepare us for the next outbreak. This work was not conceived by me as I was having my omelet in the morning. It is a grant that was put before peer review of independent scientists whose main role is to try to get data to protect the health and safety of the American public and the world.”

    Narcissistic psychopath

    • WTF

      Sadly he will face no consequences.

      • Sensei

        Well. instead of being lionized like Jonas Salk people are saying mean things about him!

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        That I need to go to bed tonight worrying that NIH-funded research was responsible for pandemic origins.

        Boo hoo, woe is me.

        He’s a piece of work for the history books.

      • Drake

        Rather he will continue to collect the largest U.S. government pension ever.

      • Tundra

        Not here, anyway.

    • Fourscore

      Fauci owes me and every American 2 years. Worst of all he used the government to enforce his made up rules and now a lot of people have become believers.

    • invisible finger

      “a grant that was put before peer review of independent scientists ”

      The grant means they are no longer independent. Keep pretending otherwise, Doc.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      So how many “next pandemics” has that work prepared us for?

  4. Sean

    They’re not even protecting government workers anymore? That’s usually where they draw the line.

    Seriously. Precedent set.

  5. Rebel Scum

    At least I hope there is.

    There is a place on a lamp post for when Americans wise up to this type of crap.

  6. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

  7. Not Adahn

    The county seized the property in 2015, with Tyler owing $2,311 in taxes, plus almost $13,000 in related fees, including interest and penalties. A year later, the county sold the property for $40,000, keeping the $25,000 in profit.

    Considering those taxes and fees ALSO went to the government, I’d say they got $40k, not $25k.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m sure they stole even more than that.

    • Fourscore

      I paid my property tax via check in the mail a month ago. To date my check has not cleared, I’m not sure if the problem is the post office or the county.

      • Drake

        I’m still waiting for South Carolina to take my income tax out of my account. Already bugged our Accountant once.

      • Sean

        PA got my $2.

      • DEG

        The last time I paid PA income tax, the rule was if you owed less than a dollar you had to mail in the form but you didn’t have to pay.

        I owed $1.02. I was tempted to mail in pennies as payment.

      • Rat on a train

        I recall in California it was less than $5.

      • DEG

        NH was very quick to cash my income tax check.

        Yes. NH has an income tax, though it is being phased out.

      • Rat on a train

        You must live in a rich county. A county living check to check can’t afford to delay.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        That’s why I eat the credit card fee to pay our property taxes. It gives me the record of the county receiving my payment by the required date. Which I need undisputed to remain in the land-use program and get the state car tax rebate. 12 bucks is a cheap price to pay for the peace of mind.

        My taxes are minimal though (<$500), so I'd have to rethink that with New Jersey sized tax bills.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The county here uses a drop box service. Checks are cashed within a day or two of mailing.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Here too. They’re always quick to deposit checks.

      • invisible finger

        I got my property tax bill in the mail two weeks AFTER the due date. Goddamned Chicago post office.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Even if SCOTUS rules for the plaintiff, localities will just sell the property for the owed amount and fuck the property ownerleasor if the locality can’t keep it.

      • UnCivilServant

        Clearly the proper response is to make property taxes illegal.

      • R C Dean

        “localities will just sell the property for the owed amount” to an insider or someone connected.

  8. Rebel Scum

    Jean-Pierre — the first openly gay White House press secretary — said she sees “everyday how important visibility and representation are.”

    I don’t advertise that I am super-straight.

    “As a young queer woman of color, I felt alone and sometimes invisible,” Jean-Pierre said as she introduced the group. “For so many people in our community, The L Word’s impact cannot be understated.”

    You are the press-secretary to a fake regime. You are not invisible and you are not that young…

    • WTF

      And she’s terrible at her job.

    • R.J.

      By “invisible,” does she mean that not everyone in the room understands her sexual proclivities? That shit is private, and I hate this decade for pushing bedroom preferences out in the open, constantly.

      • WTF

        Not only pushing out in the open, but insisting on enthusiastic approval and support.

      • Rat on a train

        Endorse my kink, bigot.

      • Not Adahn

        Well… are the lesbians hot?

      • SDF-7

        You’ll never know since they’re apparently invisible. -10 to your perception check.

      • Rat on a train

        Only the unattractive ones are invisible.

    • sloopyinca

      There’s no way she was able to find like-minded people living in that bastion of rednecks known as New York City while getting her Masters at Columbia, or when she went straight from there to work for a progressive politician.

      She’s struggled mightily while Uncle Toms like Clarence Thomas had it easy.

    • Not Adahn

      Are you saying she’s past her prime?

      • WTF

        Google it!
        – Don Lemon

      • Sean

        Google it!
        Unemployed Don Lemon

    • rhywun

      I actually watched that show and I am thoroughly disgusted – if not surprised – at some of its actors appearing on stage for this fraudulent, evil administration.

      At least she properly deployed “queer” in its real meaning of “insufferable radical leftist”.

    • R C Dean

      Just because you’re not the Queen Bee of the social set doesn’t mean you’re invisible, you incompetent narcissist.

  9. Raven Nation

    I forgot about the Clarence Thomas “outrage.” But the story yesterday about Gorsuch now makes more sense. Can’t pack the court? Force the people you don’t like to resign.

    • EvilSheldon

      The obvious desperation is somewhat unnerving.

      • juris imprudent

        Actually I think it’s rather enjoyable. Squirm you shit-eating weasels.

      • WTF

        It’s unnerving because they look like they are willing to go to any lengths to get what they want. At this point I wouldn’t put assassination past them.

      • juris imprudent

        I do, because they’re cowards, only brave when backed up by a mob. They sure as hell don’t stand on conviction about principles.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Seth Rich and Epstein would have disagreed. The ruling class has zero reluctance to assassinate perceived threats.

      • juris imprudent

        Hold on, the Clintons are a clear exception – and they were never terribly ‘progressive’.

      • WTF

        All they need to do is wind up a mentally ill transgender and send him at the Justices with an AR. Bravery not required.

      • robodruid

        Open Pod Q-376 and release the subject.

      • WTF

        Two years ago I would have dismissed such a possibility as a wacky conspiracy theory. Currently, I’m not so sure.

      • EvilSheldon

        Even cowards can fuck you up, if they freak out enough.

        And I don’t for one second think that progressives are cowards. They’re bullies – avoidant in anythjng approaching a fair fight, but completely ruthless when they have the upper hand.

      • juris imprudent

        Bullies are cowards, by definition.

      • Not Adahn

        I keep getting the definitions of coward and craven confused.

      • EvilSheldon

        Whoever came up with that definition must have never run into a real bully…

      • R C Dean

        Some are, some aren’t. Bullies are people who use threats, intimidation, and force to get their way. Some will back off if resisted. Others will escalate. The “bullies are cowards” is an attempt to shame bullies, not an empirical observation of fact.

      • Rat on a train

        At this point the pressure of serving could drive one to arkancide.

  10. UnCivilServant

    I hate it when I give someone perfectly functional documentation, the slightest thing happens that’s not perfectly identical to the document, and they can’t deal, just spinning around “But it’s not the same”.

    • R.J.

      What we all need is more trap doors. Just watch that person disappear downwards on a WebEx. Magic trap doors.

    • Spartacus

      I experience the same feeling every few weeks when I give a test which includes a problem copied directly from the homework, except changing 2 to 3, and students go “we weren’t taught how to do this!!!”

    • Rat on a train

      Here is the manual, all 27 volumes.

      • UnCivilServant

        I wrote the documentation so I wouldn’t have to remember the details of a process we do once every few years.

        Other people used the same documentation to do the task with no issue.

  11. Sensei

    How the DC revolving door works.

    BlackRock external affairs chief Dalia Blass leaves to join Sullivan & Cromwell

    First you make a name for yourself at the SEC coming down like a hammer on the companies it oversees. Next you move to BlackRock so that you can explain what goes on behind the curtain at the SEC and help them avoid the hammer. You follow that up with a partnership at a white shoe law firm.

    • sloopyinca

      Do white shoe law firms only work between Memorial and Labor Day? Because doing so in winter would be gauche.

      • Sensei

        I’ve always wondered how that came to be, but never had an interest in even the simplest online search.

        Maybe one of the guild members here can comment.

      • Rat on a train

        I don’t know, but will note the Navy switches seasonally between white and navy.

      • Michael Malaise

        No one took me seriously when I opened the first clown shoe law firm.

  12. Not Adahn

    Cast members of the television show “The L Word: Generation Q” joined White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre at the podium on Tuesday to mark Lesbian Visibility Week.

    Blackberry is a Qanon supporter!?!?

    • WTF

      Lesbian Visibility Week

      What in the everloving fuck? Are people actually unaware of lesbians?

      • SDF-7

        A week of nothing but glamor aerial photography of the Isle of Lesbos.

      • EvilSheldon

        Attention-seeking is a never-ending struggle.

      • rhywun

        10% off all U-Hauls. Book yours now!

      • R C Dean

        I wonder if Subaru has some kind of promotion this week.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I think the porn sites celebrate that year round.

  13. Rebel Scum

    Trans swimmer Lia Thomas hits back at teammates who ‘half support’ her and women who ‘use the guise of feminism to push transphobic beliefs’ in fiery podcast calling out their implicit bias

    Interesting considering that you live under the guise of trans, which is not real. It is a mental illness.

    • juris imprudent

      Since Lia is a woman, KJP should be trying to bed her.

    • R C Dean

      Isn’t he uncut, and doesn’t he date women?

      • Not Adahn

        I don’t know his circumcision status, but he engages in cishet PIV according to his girlfriend.

  14. Necron 99

    Wait a minute….lesbians can be invisible? That can’t be true. I’ve never once seen what I thought was a self-driving Subaru..

    My daughter bought a Subaru just yesterday. And yes, yes she is.

    • Ted S.

      Your daughter is invisible, lesbian, or both?

      • Necron 99

        Both, but she only can turn invisible when no one is looking at her – kind of a fucked up superpower if you ask me. I asked her if she knew the Subaru stereotype, she has and she didn’t care. It is a pretty good car, I’m driving a 16 year old Chrysler 300 and I’m a little jealous.

  15. Not Adahn

    “To the LGBTQIA community affected by the Dobbs decision in Idaho, Wisconsin, Alabama, Tennessee, we see you and to the first openly LGBTQIA press secretary, we see you.

    Wut? Lotsa ‘bama gays not getting their ‘bortions?

    • rhywun

      Someone left out one or two letters and a plus sign. For shame. Do better, queers.

    • R C Dean

      Supposedly, the Dobbs decision allowing states to regulate abortion overturned the precedents not allowing the states to outlaw gaiety. Or something.

  16. Sean

    Daily Quordle 457
    8️⃣5️⃣
    7️⃣3️⃣
    m-w.com/games/quordle

    Blossom Puzzle, April 26
    Letters: C D E I R S T
    My score: 374 points
    My longest word: 11 letters
    🌷 💮 🏵 🌼 🌸 🌻 💐 🌺 🌹 🌷 💮

    Play Blossom:
    https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

    • rhywun

      Garbage.

      Daily Quordle 457
      9️⃣6️⃣
      8️⃣3️⃣

      • SDF-7

        Eh — actually pretty decent today. Got lucky in that one of my seed words was 3 starting greens on UL… to the point that I was pretty sure what the word was but didn’t want to guess it for fear I was biting at too obvious of bait so tried to work the others first…

        DuoTri I sucked at, though. Ah well.

        Daily Duotrigordle #420
        Guesses: 37/37
        Time: 03:44.28
        https://duotrigordle.com/

        Daily Quordle 457
        5️⃣3️⃣
        4️⃣6️⃣

      • Tundra

        Daily Quordle 457
        9️⃣4️⃣
        6️⃣7️⃣

        Yup

    • UnCivilServant

      Ciderist
      Receded
      Deride
      Strider
      Derided
      Destrier

      • SDF-7

        So is a D&D character who specializes in riding half-spider / half-humanoids using seven league boots a Driderriderstrider and can you use that?

      • robodruid

        5E always seemed a little odd to me.

    • Necron 99

      Ugh.

      Daily Quordle 457
      7️⃣8️⃣
      9️⃣4️⃣

    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 457
      8️⃣4️⃣
      6️⃣7️⃣

  17. Rebel Scum

    “Communication in pandemics is difficult under the best of circumstances,” Fauci told the outlet. “What has been so troubling to me as a health official is when you are dealing with a moving target, the evidence is evolving and new data becomes available, but you get so many different people with their own sets of data that are not real data, but even in a perfect world, it would not be easy.”

    You tried to shut down the country and force “vaccinate” people for a fucking cold virus. Go fuck yourself and take a long walk off a short pier.

    • R C Dean

      Communication is no more difficult during a pandemic than during normal times. I think it’s “mass obedience” that he was reaching for there.

      • invisible finger

        Yup. Heard him loud and clear. And he heard the “Go fuck yourself” loud and clear, too.

      • The Last American Hero

        It’s actually easier, since people aren’t working and aren’t allowed to go out and about as much and everyone is glued to the news sources finding out what will be allowed or mandated and when.

  18. Rebel Scum

    “fiduciary duty”

    Transitioning the standard to be aligned with ESG.

  19. rhywun

    Fucking Germans sun people, man.

    Generalized that for you.

  20. Not Adahn

    The dazed 53-year-old retreats toward the roadway before he is bashed in the head again and later chased down the sidewalk by his assailant.

    Just to be clear: in SF, SYG and Castle doctrine are racist, but chasing someone down the street so you can finish them off is totes legit self defense? No wonder we need lawyers, the law is so confusing for simpletons such as myself.

      • waffles

        People who live nearby told CBS News Philadelphia that the area is normally safe.

        These lines always amuse me.

      • B.P.

        Mostly peaceful.

    • EvilSheldon

      This one is deranged even by progressive standards. Even allowing that the news lies constantly about everything, there’s not a single element of self-defense visible anywhere in those video clips.

      • juris imprudent

        The prosecutor is defending himself – from becoming another target!

    • Fatty Bolger

      If the actions of the participants were reversed, would the former fire chief get away with not being charged? Not a chance.

  21. Sensei

    OK, we made a mistake…

    Tobacco Company BAT Pleads Guilty to Violating U.S. Sanctions on North Korea

    WASHINGTON—A U.K. tobacco company agreed to pay more than $635 million to resolve charges that it conspired to violate U.S. sanctions by selling cigarettes to North Korea in what Justice Department officials described as a brazen scheme to conceal illicit business by routing it through a third-party company in Singapore. The settlement payment was the largest penalty ever levied on a company for violating U.S. sanctions on Pyongyang.

    The company, British American Tobacco PLC, entered into a deferred prosecution agreement with federal prosecutors over illegal sales that took place over more than a decade, even after the company announced that it had abandoned its North Korean business, U.S. officials said. But BAT, which makes Lucky Strike, Dunhill and Pall Mall cigarettes, continued selling tobacco products to the isolated regime through a Singaporean front company.

    Between 2009 and 2019, prosecutors said, the company bought leaf tobacco for North Korean state-owned cigarette makers and used front companies and fake documents to get U.S. banks to process $74 million in transactions they would have otherwise blocked.

    The transactions earned the North Korean manufacturers around $700 million in revenue, prosecutors said.

    • Not Adahn

      The Norks can afford ciggies? Their economy must be improving.

      • invisible finger

        Cigs are money in prisons.

      • The Last American Hero

        Pooh Bear upped their allowance last year.

    • Rat on a train

      What evil plans do the Norks have for the cigarettes? Balloon drops over the US? Currency supply shortage for political prisoners?

    • WTF

      Everyone knows, hardly anyone cares.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Who happily participated in a paramilitary organization for years and still uses those photos to promote his book.

    • Sensei

      Corn, corn, corn…

      • Lackadaisical

        Gotta bring home the bacon.

    • whiz

      Apology accepted. I’m not happy either.

    • Rat on a train

      I see a class action lawsuit. All those AR-15s that haven’t killed other families must be defective.

      • Not Adahn

        I blame the gun manufacturers. Since we obviously have the technology for guns that can’t be used to defend, but only can kill innocents, it should be easy enough to reverse the polarity on the barrel shroud and make them so they can only kill the guilty.

      • Rat on a train

        It’s because the rifling is twisted to the right which is evil. If they twisted left they would only kill fascists and other people who deserve killing.

      • juris imprudent

        I just want to know, did LE agree to give up their ARs? Or are they licensed to mass murder?

      • EvilSheldon

        They’re cops. Of course they’re licensed to mass murder.

      • juris imprudent

        I want that Dem gov to say that.

      • EvilSheldon

        Nah. Inslee is just gonna keep hitting ‘Play’ on the WeaponsOfWar_19920601.mp3 file…

    • Drake

      Link fail

      The long-awaited Cultural Revolution our elites desperately want to launch can’t start in earnest until the peasants are disarmed.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Listen Fat, only a Radical MAGA Republican would say something like that.

      • EvilSheldon

        Something I love pointing out to the gun-control advocates – they’re too late. There are somewhere around half a billion guns in circulation in the United States. Trying to hoover them all up at this late date is physically impossible.

        The gun controllers have lost. It may be their only defeat in the progressive cultural clean sweep.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        And it may be the only one that really matters in the end.

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s a half billion felony charges hanging out there. Why would they want to get rid of those?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Pass a sweeping ban and gun ownership is dead within two generations, regardless of how widely possessed they are now.

      • EvilSheldon

        Two generations might see the end of the gun culture. Maybe. I suspect that it would go underground.

        Gun ownership wouldn’t be affected at all. There’s nothing – nothing – that could destroy half a billion guns that wouldn’t destroy the civilization along with them.

      • Not Adahn

        How, exactly would it survive?

        Gunshots are easily detected. Banning ammo sales and reloading supplies would cripple the ability for those without neighbors within earshot to maintain competence. Banning gun stores and gun smiths leaves the maintenance skills a dwindling and dying knowledge. They literally just conviceted two people over autokeycards.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Remove any path to legal use or possession and the kids will turn in granddad’s curiosities when he kicks the bucket. Criminals won’t care and will continue to be criminals. Maybe switch somewhat to baseball bats or edged weapons if the penalties pressure in that direction.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Once ownership became a felony, it would be hard to keep gun culture alive in a significant proportion of gun owners. Can’t take it the range. Can’t buy bullets. Unless if you live on land with a private range or put one mob-style in the basement, the gun becomes a paper weight hidden deep away in Dad’s or Grandpa’s closet.

        The government doesn’t have to confiscate shit. The heirs will simply turn the guns in once the owners pass. They’ll have no use for them and no reason to risk federal prison time to keep it.

        The new Washington gun law counts on this. It even specifically only allows for just one generational family transfer by inheritance. Subsequent transfers are felonies.

      • EvilSheldon

        This is the point to remember: “Criminals won’t care and will continue to be criminals.”

        My thoughts on this topic were informed by what I’ve seen in South and Central America, and to a lesser extent Southeast Asia. All these places have an active underground gun culture, even in the face of totalitarian restrictions on legal gun ownership. There’s usually not much of a selection, and practice is difficult and intermittent, but the locals all say that guns are readily available.

        Most of these places didn’t start the game with half a billion guns in circulation, either.

      • juris imprudent

        Exactly how do you think such a ban would pass the current Congress, and be upheld by SCotUS?

      • The Last American Hero

        In the current Congress and SCotUS? Not in Congress, and Roberts Penaltax would sign off on a not a ban, it’s a restriction wording of such a law.

        In the Congress of 2024 and beyond? We are now firmly in the fortification era. What should have been a Team Red tsunami was a trickle in 2022. Congress goes permanently Blue by 2028, and the White House is already there.

        So, the SC just waits until Thomas gets too old and one of Kavenaugh’s assailants gets a lucky shot and we’re there.

        In other words, just about a decade.

      • juris imprudent

        Congress goes permanently Blue by 2028

        You know, they’ve had that fantasy themselves, only for reality to slap them in the face.

      • Not Adahn

        They successfully managed to ban gold coins, which are a LOT more subtle to keep and use than guns.

      • juris imprudent

        They haven’t ginned up a sufficient emergency to carry the necessary enabling act.

      • EvilSheldon

        Good example – they banned gold coins, but they didn’t eliminate them from private possession.

        Drugs would be another good example.

      • invisible finger

        The war on guns will have the same result as the war on drugs.

      • The Last American Hero

        Here’s something I point out to optimists like you, Johnny Sunshine – they ban the AR’s now.

        How many usable one will be available in a decade, or a generation? Sure, a bunch will have been lost in boating accidents, and a bunch will be in safes or collections, but they will be in the hands of a comparative handful of people. Once a few peaceful suburbanites get hard time for illegal possession, a bunch of the guns will be turned in to law enforcement or sold on the dl/given away to collectors willing to take the risk.

        When shit gets real, the 15 people that own dozens of well maintained firearms aren’t going to do shit.

      • juris imprudent

        And the ban gets knocked down by SCotUS, rinse, repeat.

      • EvilSheldon

        So there will only be twenty million ARs after a decade, out of a hundred million now?

    • Rebel Scum

      No one needs

      Go fuck yourself.

  22. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Thanks for affirming everything Tucker has said about you.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2023/04/25/pentagon-officials-cheer-tucker-carlson-ouster-00093819

    Carlson’s criticism of Biden-era personnel policies appealed to many of the rank-and-file, which has a large bloc of conservative members. But at the upper levels of the Defense Department, news of Carlson’s firing from Fox News on Monday was met with delight and outright glee in some corners.

    “We’re a better country without him bagging on our military every night in front of hundreds of thousands of people,” said one senior DoD official, who like others interviewed for this story was granted anonymity to discuss a politically sensitive topic.

    “Good riddance,” said a second DoD official.

    Asked to respond to the news that DoD officials are pleased by his departure from Fox, Carlson responded by text message: “Ha! I’m sure.” He declined to comment further.

    • Michael Malaise

      Do these people know he hasn’t died? He’ll go somewhere else.

      • Not Adahn

        Once the 1A is clarified to explain that it only applies to Government Certified Journalisming Media, it won’t matter.

      • juris imprudent

        Bring back the Sedition Act!

  23. Certified Public Asshat

    Clicked through the Fauci link to the NYT interview…

    Fauci: It’s a good point in general, but I disagree with your premise a bit. From a broad public-health standpoint, at the population level, masks work at the margins — maybe 10 percent. But for an individual who religiously wears a mask, a well-fitted KN95 or N95, it’s not at the margin. It really does work.

    If we won’t imprison him, can we please fuse an N95 mask permanently to his face?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Even accepting his premise, what percentage of the general public who wears an N95 in public wears it correctly meaning fitted, no stubble, not removing it to eat/drink/smoke/for comfort, and replaces it when soiled or worn out? Less than one percent, considerably less, would likely be a good guess.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        You can’t even get doctors and nurses to do so correctly.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Yeah the word religiously is doing a lot of work there.

        Of course, N95s also suck to wear.

    • Fatty Bolger

      RCT’s show otherwise, and I’m sure he knows that.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    The conservative group, which often litigates property rights issues, calls the practice “home equity theft,” and is asking the Supreme Court to end it. The court, which has a 6-3 conservative majority, is often sympathetic to property rights claims.

    Right wing crackpots.

    • juris imprudent

      Damn right-wingers – protecting an old black lady from the depredation of her local govt. Abominable.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    In effect, Tyler is arguing that the Constitution “required the state to serve as her real estate agent, sell the property on her behalf, and write a check for the difference between the tax debt and the fair market value,” the state’s lawyers said in court papers.

    Wow.

    • robc

      I wonder how the state would react if a private bank foreclosed on a house and then tried to keep more than debt owed + fees.

      There is a reason why at a foreclosure auction the first bid is by the bank selling the house, they bid exactly what they are allowed to keep. If anyone bids more, they are cool, they arent getting the excess money anyway.

      Why would a tax seizure be any different?

    • juris imprudent

      NR said that Rupert hisself signed off on it, as he didn’t like Tucker’s take on Jan 6th. I tend to believe this since Carlson never played another minute of those hours of video.

      • WTF

        And the rest of Fox never really covered or discussed the Jan 6 videos either.

      • juris imprudent

        Nope. If Jordan really wants that scrutinized he’s going to have to release it to Taibbi, Greenwald, et al.

      • R C Dean

        Just put it all on the effing internet already. It’s footage of public spaces; there’s no plausible privacy or national security interest in keeping it secret.

        I’m wondering why McCarthy only released it to Carlson/Fox in the first place. It’s almost like he wanted to be able to say he released it, but didn’t really want it out in public.

      • invisible finger

        Contracts are expiring and they are low-balling. And they don’t want their annoyed star on the air as a lame duck with nothing more to lose. Seen it happen in show biz dozens of times.

        By and large, ad-supported corporations are chicken shits. Even the few exceptions are still subject to the current landscape of falling ad rates. It wouldn’t surprise me if he was actually offered a pay cut and countered with complete editorial freedom and the ability to earn with audio, video, and printed work outside of Fox.

        Fox realized a few years ago they have maxed out earnings from TV, hence the offloading of FX, FXX, their RSN’s, and their film studio. Falling ad rates means all these operators are going on the cheap and/or trying to go to a subscription model. They can’t squeeze any more money out of cable carriage rates, sports and news are one-shot deals that cost a lot (no recurring revenue from repeats – that goes for the “talent” too so they need to max their pay in the present), and the $80M-and-falling) annual revenue they would no longer earn from their popular show is only a silver of the $800M they agreed to pay in a settlement.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Doubtful, but they certainly picked something-doesn’t matter what really-to use as a pretext for firing a guy whose opinions had become inconvenient to the neolibcon (they’re the same thing) types of which old Rupert is one.

    • Sensei

      This is most believable.

      Fox News Ousts Tucker Carlson

      He figured he was untouchable and successfully managed to wound the egos of the Murdochs.

      • blighted_non_millenial

        I’m sure there’s something to that, but have to take a News Corp publication with a grain of salt while discussing other News Corp entities.

      • Sensei

        WSJ is from experience pretty good at keeping news just news.

        But valid point.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That’s certainly plausible and it’d explain why Murdock Sr. Handled it personally…because it was personal. My money’s on wanting to turn away from a populist message at the beginning of a presidential election cycle but it could have something that petty.

      • Drake

        This – Biden announces he’s running the day after the firing.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        👆👆👆

        This is Blackrock exerting its influence.

      • juris imprudent

        On Murdoch? BWAHAHAHAHAHA

      • invisible finger

        They own 15% of News Corp.

      • juris imprudent

        What are they going to do – stage a takeover?

      • invisible finger

        Probably have reps on the board. And I assume Murdoch own less than 50%.

      • juris imprudent

        The flipside is anything they do to damage News Corp damages themselves.

        Bold strategy Cotton.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Blackrock has interests far beyond News Corp. Corporate media is no longer a profit center, it’s a narrative laundering operation.

      • juris imprudent

        Narrative laundering costs money. Wonder if that’s what ALL of Blackrock’s investors are in for?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The vast majority of Blackrock’s investors are passive; pension management, etc…

        Blackrock is fucking them all over right now and wants the Fed to reverse course. They’re at the heart of the currency battle between the ECB and the Fed.

        I doubt there’s much they wouldn’t do and they’ve got trillions of assets under management.

      • Tundra

        RFK2 was more likely the reason. Apparently, Sunset wasn’t going to announce until fall.

      • Drake

        Yet Tucker was the only one to demand proof from Sydney Powell for what she was saying – then publicly call her out when she didn’t produce.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Fuck shitty ass webpages and their dynamic text loading. Hey assholes, that’s not how pages are supposed to work you inbred monkey fucking pox filled sacks of turd.

      • Gustave Lytton

        How the hell did this rant end up here? Fuck the fucking squirrels too.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Before the Dominion suit was settledfiled, Superior Court Judge Eric Davis had already concluded

        Fixed that for the WSJ.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    “When it comes to masking, I don’t know,” Fauci said. “But I do know that the culture wars have been really, really tough from a public health standpoint. Ultimately, an epidemiologist sees it as an epidemiological phenomenon. An economist sees it from an economic standpoint. And I see it from somebody in bed dying.”

    Why does anybody listen to this mentally deranged quack?

    • R C Dean

      He just cares so darn much, you know?

    • PieInTheSky

      progress is inevitable

    • whiz

      It chaps my hide when Fauci says he looked at it from only a public health perspective; part of the public health calculation of the effect of lockdowns is the how the lockdowns decrease health outcomes other than COVID. He is a horrible public health “expert.”

  27. robc

    WCC Update: Ding Liren wins match 12!

    The World Championship is tied with 2 matches to go.

    This match was an epic collapse by Ian Nepomniachtchi*. He had a winnable lead that would have effectively wrapped up the title. But the position was complicated and he gave it away. He was still only marginally behind and could have held the position for a draw, possibly. Then he flat out gave it a way with a horrible blunder. The computer analysis went from +0.4 for Ding (less than 1/2 a pawn advantage) to +9.1 (really, really lost). Three moves later he resigned.

    *I said in very first update that I wasn’t going to spell his name again, but I copy/pasted.

    • whiz

      So what happens if the championship ends in a draw since neither is the current champ?

      • robc

        Even current champ doesnt get draw odds. There is a tiebreaker procedure. IIRC, Magnus Carlson won two tiebreakers during his run of 5 Championships.

        I will have to look up the tiebreaker, I think it is a series of rapid chess games.

      • robc

        1. 4 rapid matches of 25+10 (25 minutes plus 10 seconds added after each move).

        2. 2 blitz matches of 5+3.

        3. Repeat step 2.

        4. A single game of 3+2. Lots drawn to determine color. If game is a draw, repeat step 4 reversing colors until someone wins a game.

        Most tournament tiebreakers of this form end with an Armageddon match. White gets 3+2, black gets X+2 (where X < 3), but black wins in case of draw. In some tournaments, considered the best option, the players bid on X, with lowest bid winning and playing black. In others, X is defined in advance. But its not clear what X should be, hence the bidding version.

      • robc

        Classical rating, Nepo is 7 pts higher than Ding, so effectively even.

        At Blitz, Ding is 6 pts higher. So still even.

        However, at Rapid, Ding is 68 pts higher. Ding is #2 in world at Rapid, Nepo is #7. So an edge to Ding if it goes to tiebreaks.

        But players at that level don’t take their rapid/blitz ratings too seriously*, so it probably means nothing.

        *Except for Hikaru Nakamura, who is #5 classical, #10 rapid, and #1 blitz**. He cares about that blitz rating.

        **After typing that, I noticed Alireza Firouzja***# is actually #1 in blitz and broke 2900.

        ***Two z’s, you can’t spell his full name with standard scrabble set, unless you use a blank.

        #Firouzja has been playing a lot less chess to focus on a career in fashion.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    The criticism of Bud Light arose as Republican state lawmakers are proposing legislation that seeks to regulate the lives of young transgender people, restrict drag shows in a way that could broadly encompass performances by transgender people, and require schools to out transgender students to their parents.

    So that’s what has been happening.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “No lopping off body parts until you’re 18” is not a controversial platform, neither is disallowing the waving of one’s junk as part of a strange burlesque show in kids’ faces.

      • WTF

        Exactly. Do whatever the hell you want as consenting adults, leave the kids alone though.

      • The Last American Hero

        You apparently don’t live on the coast.

      • Fatty Bolger

        That’s why they have to call it “gender affirming care” for minors. That sounds fine to most people. When they find out it really means lopping off body parts, it’s not so popular.

    • rhywun

      Drag has nothing to with “transgender” you morans

      • robc

        Eddie Izzard isn’t transgender, AFAIK.

      • PieInTheSky

        eh I think it depends on how the wind blows

      • invisible finger

        Leave the Irish out of this.

        Transgender, transvestite, trannies all the way down

    • Rebel Scum

      seeks to regulate the lives of young transgender people

      Trans is not real. Gender-bending the children is a crime against humanity. I have zero tolerance for this shit.

      restrict drag shows

      Don’t involve children in hypersexualized minstrel shows. The end.

      out transgender students to their parents.

      Curious framing considering parents should be aware of what is going on with their children’s mental health.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Fuck shitty ass webpages and their dynamic text loading. Hey assholes, that’s not how pages are supposed to work you inbred monkey fucking pox filled sacks of turd.

    *subscribes to Gustave Lytton’s newsletter*

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Mulvaney has been documenting her transition on TikTok, where she has more than 10.8 million followers. In March, she celebrated one year of her “Days of Girlhood” series.

    “My Life as an Attention-Whoring Female Impersonator”

    • WTF

      I wouldn’t call it female impersonator so much as performing a grotesque caricature of women.

      • rhywun

        Girlface.

        /stolen from somewhere

    • Michael Malaise

      Why is not “Days of Womanhood?”

    • R C Dean

      Exactly what is Mulvaney doing to transition, anyway? No surgery, as far as I know. Hormone treatments, maybe?

      Because an Audrey Hepburn impersonation doesn’t really count as transitioning, in my book.

  31. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    MN might be fucked. Dallas is a better team and that goalie – aye caramba!

    “We have made some adjustments to streamline the structure of our marketing function to reduce layers so that our most senior marketers are more closely connected to every aspect of our brands’ activities,” Anheuser-Busch said in a statement. “These steps will help us maintain focus on the things we do best: brewing great beer for all consumers, while always making a positive impact in our communities and on our country.”

    When I wrote corporate fiction, I always tried to work the word “penetrate” into the document. I think these flaks missed a golden opportunity.

    Crue is what I’ll often use to kill an annoying ear worm. Gotta be careful and not swap them, though. Do not use Dr. Feelgood

    Safe travels – it looked like the tourney was a blast!

    • PieInTheSky

      Minnesota was eliminated from the playoff last night and Dallas did not even make the playoffs. There are no goalies in basketball though there is goaltending

  32. Mojeaux

    @robodruid I sent you an email about that idea you had that I can’t quit thinking about. Don’t know if you got it.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Wait- “Lesbian Visibility Week”?

    Is there a Pornhub marathon I should be watching?

    • PieInTheSky

      You should pay content creators for porn not watch for free

    • rhywun

      If you’re into flannel shirts and grease stains, I’m sure there’s something out there for you.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    I sent you an email about that idea you had that I can’t quit thinking about.

    One Cease-and-Desist Order, coming up.

  35. PieInTheSky

    Ireland’s Eurovision act Wild Youth have cut ties with their creative director over comments made on social media relating to transgender people.

    Screen grabs circulated on Twitter of Ian Banham’s account referring to transgender women as men in posts.

    The Irish band say they stand for “unity and kindness” and will no longer let Mr Banham “near our team”.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-65389105

    such wild of them

    • rhywun

      Much brave, so tolerance.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Wild Youth, The Acceptable Opinions Tour
        I look forward to never listening to their music or seeing them play.

  36. PieInTheSky

    Olivia Pratt-Korbel’s family stormed out of court as the getaway driver who helped the nine-year-old’s killer was given a new identity.

    Paul Russell, 41, was sentenced to 22 months in prison after pleaded guilty to driving Cashman around following the killing and disposing of a bag believed to contain clothes.

    Cashman shot dead the nine-year-old during a botched gangland assassination in Dovecot, Liverpool on August 22 last year, and earlier this months he was sentenced to life in prison with a minimum of 42 years.

    https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/getaway-driver-who-helped-olivia-pratt-korbels-killer-jailed-for-22-months/

    On the one hand he was just the driver, on the other was complicit in murder you could say…

  37. PieInTheSky

    Microsoft’s $68.7bn Activision Blizzard deal has been dramatically blocked by UK regulators, following a months-long investigation.

    The decision by the UK’s Competition and Markets Authority prevents Microsoft from buying the publisher behind Call of Duty, World of Warcraft and Candy Crush, follows earlier concerns it would lead to an unfair impact on archrival PlayStation.

    Instead, today’s decision stems from the CMA’s concerns over the deal’s proposed impact on the cloud gaming sector. In today’s final report, the CMA said Microsoft’s ownership of Activision Blizzard risked “stifling competition in this growing market”. In response, Microsoft has said it will now appeal.

    https://www.eurogamer.net/uk-blocks-microsoft-activision-blizzard-deal

    • UnCivilServant

      Cloud gaming isn’t a growing market. Some decade in the future it might be viable, but it’s not ready for primetime.

      • PieInTheSky

        Or maybe you lost touch with the kids these days

      • UnCivilServant

        What does gaming have to do with kids? Kids have no money.

      • PieInTheSky

        they have mommy’s credit card

    • Seguin

      Stifle competition? Does anyone still play AAA games? I guess they mean the console market…but who cares? I’m not sure the dedicated console is long for this world.

    • EvilSheldon

      Bitchin’! I’ve been meaning to buy a Virtue Signal pack for family get-togethers…

  38. Michael Malaise

    Both. Sounds like they had a good life together with a hell of a man.

    • Michael Malaise

      More like today in this is funny.

    • UnCivilServant

      Yes, the Qing should not have pre-appropriated 1980s US Culture.

    • juris imprudent

      Legislators that do that deserve to be tarred and feathered.

    • PieInTheSky

      You can’t have people selling food willy nilly can you?

    • R C Dean

      There was some bitching on the local news about this. Mostly from the kind of community activists who are lockstep proggy Dem voters. All I could think was “Well, what did you expect? Freedom and opportunity for poor people?”

    • Not Adahn

      Someone was going to have a party.

      • Not Adahn

        OK, not UK.

      • robodruid

        Yea I am definitely not making money with sheep.
        I could break bad, but I am not that good of a organic chemist. My product would never be that pure.

      • UnCivilServant

        Naw, I figured the deal was trading sheep for drugs.

    • Seguin

      Ok, ok. This is too perfect to be true.

      Police haven’t yet confirmed what make the vehicle was.

      Lancia Lambda?

    • Seguin

      The three occupants of the vehicle were arrested and a search of the car was carried out with assistance from the dog unit.

      Two men, a woman, and a lamb….so it was a Scottish double date.

  39. Rebel Scum

    Honk honk.

    Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline 💄

    The new face of Maybelline, ladies!

  40. PieInTheSky

    Seeing some “why do these labs exist in the middle of a war zone?” takes and the answer is actually fairly interesting. The Sudan National Public Health Laboratories can trace their origins back to 1903, when Henry Wellcome built a topical disease research lab in Kharthoum.
    In the next decades several new medical research facilities were built in Anglo-Egyptian Sudan, including the Stack Laboratories (another direct ancestor of the current one), built for the Sudan Medical Service, and Entomological Laboratories initially under the Agriculture Dept.

    https://twitter.com/yuanyi_z/status/1650881625331228674

    • juris imprudent

      So? Bad reporting? That would be a shock, wouldn’t it?

      • PieInTheSky

        It’s the Englishman’s fault

    • The Last American Hero

      So when it stopped being a Euro colony and shit got real with civil wars, we said “fuck it, can’t relocate the lab”?

      • juris imprudent

        It’s less a question of relocating, and more a question of what was going on that we had our fingers in. If we didn’t have something going on there, what exactly are we worried about?

      • Drake

        Sure seems like we happen to have a few bio-labs (or nuke labs) laying around in the path of every conflict these days.

      • invisible finger

        Lesson learned: next “biolab” gets built next to a school.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Terrifying spectre

    Almost immediately after President Joe Biden announced Tuesday that he was running for re-election, the Republican National Committee launched an attack ad warning about the perils of a second Biden term. The speed of the response was not surprising. But there was something unusual and unsettling about the ad itself — specifically, the artificial intelligence behind it.

    The RNC called the spot an “AI-generated look into the country’s possible future if Joe Biden is re-elected in 2024” and touted it as the first ad completely based on AI imagery. That likely explains, in part, why the spot is so shoddy as a piece of messaging. But the clumsy execution masks something darker. This technology will become more sophisticated over time — and with that, the capacity to manipulate, confuse and misinform the public will grow too.

    The ad features a set of “what if” scenarios based on Republican fears of Biden’s second term. Sirens blare as speculative images show China invading Taiwan: bombings, warships, angry nationalists marching in the streets. Then the ad asks, “What if financial systems crumble?” and cuts to images of boarded-up businesses and long lines of people. It goes on to show hypothetical images of “80,000 illegals” flooding the U.S. and San Francisco overrun by criminals and gangs — with troops deployed in the streets in response. The final image shows an AI-generated Biden slumped over his Oval Office desk and a voice that sounds computer-generated saying, “It feels like the train is coming off the tracks.”

    Emotional manipulation and fearmongering, now with chatbots.

  42. PieInTheSky

    Bank of England economist says people need to accept they are poorer

    https://www.bbc.com/news/business-65308769

    The Bank of England’s top economist has said people in the UK need to accept that they are poorer otherwise prices will continue to rise.

    Huw Pill told a podcast in the US that there was a “reluctance to accept that, yes, we’re all worse off”.

    He said in response to higher bills and other costs rising, workers had responded by asking for wage increases and businesses were charging more.

    UK inflation, the rate at which prices rise, was 10.1% in the year to March.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Accepting reality is important and that’s the reality, doesn’t mean you have to be happy about it though.

    • juris imprudent

      That’s really managing the economy by jawboning – with the jawbone of an ass.

    • Not Adahn

      What color is huw?

      • invisible finger

        Orange?

      • Shirley Knott

        Depends on brightness and intensity.

    • EvilSheldon

      Children People with high mathematical skills are better at Lego building everything, mainly due to better spatial abilities being smarter…”

      • kinnath

        Being smart didn’t help my jump shot or my golf swing.

      • EvilSheldon

        Sorry, I forgot to take into account the high levels of free-floating autism with my off-the-cuff post. I was distracted by getting all the HTML tags closed…

      • kinnath

        The tagging was wonderful.

      • EvilSheldon

        Awww, thanks. *blushes*

      • UnCivilServant

        I donno, a systematic approach to adjusting my bowling technique one variable at a time has made me more consistant (albeit not yet better) Perhaps applying more analytics and isolating more potential causes of deviation might help

      • Michael Malaise

        My wife is a scientist, and pretty smart, but I am a creative person and WAAAY better than her with spatial ability.

      • UnCivilServant

        Spacial ability is one of those sex-correlated skills we’re not allowed to talk about anymore. It goes all the way back to the division of labor in early hominids (and why men tend to see fewer colors, as color was more important to gathering)

      • robc

        And don’t mention inherent differences in sexes to explain the lack of high level women chess players.

        And especially dont mention the higher level in autism in men as an explanation.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    On one hand, this ad is classic GOP fearmongering about Democratic handling of the economy, immigration and foreign policy. But as my colleague Steve Benen has pointed out, the commercial inadvertently and implicitly admits Biden’s strength in that it features no attacks on Biden’s actual and, at this point, substantial policy record. Instead, the RNC speculates about what might happen, even though none of it has come close to happening in three years of his presidency.

    Yes, yes, of course. Biden’s stewardship has been nothing but a resounding and and uninterrupted success.

    • juris imprudent

      It’s only been interrupted by super-MAGA obstruction!

      • Rebel Scum

        Ultra-MAGA and the Great MAGA King.

    • Grumbletarian

      Biden’s actual and, at this point, substantial policy record.

      I thought misinformation were bad?

      • Michael Malaise

        Substantial doesn’t necessarily mean good.

    • Rebel Scum

      classic GOP fearmongering about Democratic handling of the economy, immigration and foreign policy

      Observable reality be dammed!

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Given huge variations in internet literacy, it’s plausible that significant swathes of the public are vulnerable to being manipulated in ways they’re not even aware of. Even more worrying is that all these images can be produced at astonishing speed with minimal costs. AI experts like Gary Marcus, an emeritus professor of psychology and neural science at New York University, have warned that one of their main concerns is that the pace and volume of disinformation production could easily dwarf anything like what we saw during, say, Russia’s meddling in the 2016 election with social media trolls. Disinformation operatives can now put out more misleading information with a fraction of the labor and time it took just a year ago.

    Wheeeeee!

    • Grumbletarian

      The Founding Fathers couldn’t have foreseen the level of technology we now have in which reckless and hostile individuals can disseminate misinformation. Clearly this means the First Amendment is obsolete.

    • juris imprudent

      People that uncritically believe shit on the internet deserve exactly what they get. I do have to admit, that could be a majority of people in this country.

    • Michael Malaise

      “it’s plausible that significant swathes of the public are vulnerable to being manipulated in ways they’re not even aware of”

      Ultimate Concern Troll.

    • Count Potato

      “Russia’s meddling in the 2016 election with social media trolls.”

      They are never going to let that go.

    • R C Dean

      That reads like a Babylon Bee article. “Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the gold standard of disinformation is a handful of social media posts in 2016, not the sustained multi-year whole-of-government-and-media narrative that Russia stole the election for Trump.”

  45. The Late P Brooks

    A new door has been opened to disguising fiction as reality and portraying terrifying futures — a potent weapon in the hands of a reactionary political movement.

    This dangerous weapon should br carefully regulated, in order to keep it out of the hands of reactionaries and enemies of the Woke State.

    What if those crazy Republicans created a clip of Joe Biden delivering a crypto-fascist and socially divisive message in a stage setting worthy of Leni Riefenstahl?

  46. kinnath

    When I drove down to pick up my truck, I rented a Chevy Equinox (not by choice, that’s what they gave me). It was a piece of shit. The steering was sloppy, and it wobbled and wandered all over the road.

    On my business trip, the rental company gave me a Chevy Trax. I was shocked as soon as I started driving. The steering was tight and the suspension was rock solid. I immediately guessed that is was a Japanese car rebadged as a Chevy.

    So, I looked it up last night while I was in the hotel. Designed and produced in GM Korea for the international market. I was introduced into the US a couple of years later.

    So, I was wrong, but not totally wrong.

    It’s a small cracker box of a vehicle. But after driving it for 9 hours yesterday, I would totally recommend it if someone is looking for a compact SUV type vehicle.

    Excuse me as I now need to go vomit into the trash bin after recommending a GM product to anyone.

    • Sean

      137 hp @ 5000 rpm

      Nope.

      GM – hell no.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Headline from a Washington gun control story:

    “No One Needs an AR-15”

    I assume every police department in the state will turn in their ARs for destruction.

    • invisible finger

      “And when I say no one, I mean there are some that do.”

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Maybe he can pimp her out.

      • Lackadaisical

        Why? Sounds like she’ll do it herself.

  48. Sensei

    Carvana Was Built for Low Interest Rates. Can It Survive Its $8 Billion Debt?

    Carvana Co. was custom-built for the low-interest, easy-credit era. It raised billions of dollars on promises of revolutionizing the used-car business via a streamlined online sales model, then it used the money to buy hundreds of thousands of preowned autos and lure buyers with cheap loans. A semiconductor shortage that crippled new-car manufacturers boosted sales, and revenue jumped eightfold over six years. The company built dozens of auto-filled glass towers and repair centers across the US, where customers slide a pancake-size coin into a slot to get their vehicle, as if from a vending machine. Shares that opened at $15 in 2017 soared to $370 by August 2021.

    Now trading at $7. Bondholders just declined a 25% haircut.

    • robc

      I thought it was already dead. I have seen at least 2 of the glass towers that are now something else, as carvana is gone.

    • Tundra

      It was a retarded gimmick. Maybe they can repurpose those towers into low income housing or some other retarded gimmick.

      • Count Potato

        An expensive gimmick too.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Yeah I mean, the idea was to be able to drastically reduce the overhead that a traditional dealer suffers from. They did not do that.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Isn’t it just CarMax with a gimmick?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        But CarMax is also a gimmick.

      • UnCivilServant

        What about CarMa – Get the vehicle you deserve!

      • Sensei

        in this life or the next?

      • Fatty Bolger

        How is CarMax a gimmick? It’s just a nationally branded no haggle dealership, with a car lot and showroom similar to any other dealer.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        no haggle dealership

      • Fatty Bolger

        That’s not a gimmick, it’s a different way of selling cars, and also not limited to just used cars or national dealerships like Carmax.

    • Gender Traitor

      No link to back this up at the moment, but I believe Carvana has had some chronic issues delivering titles for the cars they’ve sold. Details, details! Some people are so picky!

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Thank goodness she managed to land on her feet

    Former New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has been chosen for multiple fellowships at Harvard University, the school announced Tuesday.

    Ardern resigned as prime minister and left Parliament earlier this year and said she “no longer had enough in the tank” to continue in politics.

    She has been selected as a 2023 Angelopoulos Global Public Leaders Fellow and a Hauser Leader at Harvard Kennedy School’s Center for Public Leadership. Additionally, she has been named as a Knight Tech Governance Leadership Fellow at Harvard Law School.

    “I am incredibly humbled to be joining Harvard University as a fellow — not only will it give me the opportunity to share my experience with others, it will give me a chance to learn,” Ardern said. “As leaders, there’s often very little time for reflection, but reflection is critical if we are to properly support the next generation of leaders.”

    Prepping the next generation of authoritarian psychopaths.

    • Michael Malaise

      I didn’t know Harvard had any programs in Animal Husbandry.

      • Michael Malaise

        I wish I still had my Twitter shitposting account for bon mots like these.

      • juris imprudent

        Or the Orwell/Huxley chair at the Kennedy School of Government.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Shares that opened at $15 in 2017 soared to $370 by August 2021.

    Now trading at $7.

    Know when to say when.

  51. Count Potato

    “Washington’s Olympia School District to ax music classes for pushing ‘white supremacy’

    “We’re a school district that lives in and is entrenched in and is surrounded by white supremacy culture. And that’s a real thing.”

    The board director told concerned parents that there was nothing “intrinsically white supremacist” about string or instrumental music, but warned that there are ways in which it could contribute to the racist culture.

    “The ways in which it is and the ways in which all of our institutions — not just schools, but local government, state government, our churches, our neighborhoods — inculcate and allow white supremacy culture to continue to be propagated and caused significant institutional violence are things that we have to think about carefully as a community,” he said.”

    https://nypost.com/2023/04/25/olympia-school-district-to-ax-music-classes-for-pushing-white-supremacy/

    Can any of these clowns even define “white supremacy”??

    • juris imprudent

      The Olympia School District — which is facing a budget shortfall of $11.5 million — voted last week to eliminate band and strings for fourth-graders in an effort to both save money and fight racism.

      Save money! Fight racism!

    • WTF

      Can any of these clowns even define “white supremacy”??

      “Anything I don’t like.”

    • Tres Cool

      They’re not playing by Marquis rules. More like Saul Alinksy rules.
      And its effective.

      • juris imprudent

        Hell even Sadbeard thinks Okun (the source of most of this) is nuts.

      • Not Adahn

        Does he? I thought he was too busy snitching to the police to have other opinions.

    • rhywun

      The Cultural Revolution continues apace.

  52. one true athena

    Hello from the sea, Glibs! I am on vacay on a boat off the coaxt of Norway. It’s so beautiful – weather is perfect, snow on the mountains, and not crowded. And ridiculously I get better cell service on a boat north of the artic circle than i do my house in Los Angeles.

    • Count Potato

      Have fun! And tomorrow night Norway gets overrun with zombies.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Isn’t it just CarMax with a gimmick?

    I don’t know, but my dad was a fan. I think he bought his last two cars from them. Of course, he paid cash, so that might make a difference.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I sold them a car. Got less than from a private sale but more than from a dealership. That’s their model in reverse for sales. It’s for people who want a better deal buying and selling used cars than from a dealership but don’t want to spend the time to wringing out the best possible deal.

      It’s a niche, not a gimmick.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I wasn’t calling the no-haggle model itself a gimmick, just Carvana’s twist on it with the expensive “vending machine” setup. That’s the gimmick.

      • Tundra

        This. The towers were retarded.

      • robc

        You know what a cool gimmick is?

        If you buy a new corvette, you can pick it up at the corvette museum.

        It is on display in the lobby behind velvet ropes and only the owner can go inside the ropes. Then they drive it out of the museum for you to drive off with.

      • robc

        I have sold a couple of cars at Carmax. No hassle sales approach.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    137 hp @ 5000 rpm

    Nope.

    That’s not so bad, as long as it’s a 1600 pound car.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    To clarify-

    When I say, ” my dad was a fan. I think he bought his last two cars from them. ”

    I mean CarMax, not Carvana.

    I think I grabbed the wrong quote, above.