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Riven

Riven

[riv-uhn] noun 1. a gaming, lifting, shooting, intoxicated, ravenous, and happily-taken nerd. 2. often aims to misbehave. 3. and though she be but little, she is fierce.* And rumor has it that she (and her husband) are also delightful dinner companions. You didn't hear it from me, though.

132 Comments

  1. B.P.

    Is the realtor guy in the picture wearing a two-piece yoga suit?

    • Sean

      I wouldn’t let that guy sell me anything, much less a house.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        WTF is wrong with your pants?

        And where are your socks?

      • Annoyed Nomad

        You all keep referring to xir as a “guy”. Aren’t you pre-assuming their gender? How hateful can you be?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        How dare you! 😠

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I’d have a hard time not just socking him in the face on principle.

    • Pine_Tree

      Serious question: Does somebody, somewhere, think that picture looks good and right?

      It looks like it’s snagged from something realtor/salesman-ish, and not something created as a joke. I know we’re all old curmudgeons here, but there is no reality in which somebody dressed that way should be considered respectable.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Cheap stock photo house.

      • Red Pill Matt

        Highwater pants are currently fashionable for the young folks.

      • hayeksplosives

        It’s part of emasculating men. Make them wear capri pants and flats with no socks.

        Barf. I want a real man.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        SOW, congrats on the Reno-vation, HS!

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Yeah! Six inch heels or GTFO!

      • Fourscore

        I’d have been fashionable when I was 16, by that definition

        Rockers or Mods, I forget which, England, circa 1960

      • Gender Traitor

        “I’m a mocker.”/Ringo

      • rhywun

        Mmm hmmm. Had no idea he was involved with Dr. Pepper.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Are you a Mod or a Rocker? 😉

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        jinx. I owe you a Coke-o-Rama.

      • Gender Traitor

        Can we make it a Dr. Pepper instead? I’m a Pepper. 😁

      • Gender Traitor

        …or better yet, ginger ale! 😄

      • Tres Cool

        + quadrophenia

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ¡We are the Mods!🎵

        I would have preferred to have stayed out of it.

      • Ted S.

        Teddy Boys?

      • one true athena

        There was a hilarious thread I saw once on “Bad Science in Stock Photos” where there are pics of random people sometimes in a lab coat or goggles doing random things with vaguely scientific stuff.

      • SDF-7

        Talk about bad modeling…

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        There’s a good one with a guy fretting behind the nut on a guitar too.

    • R.J.

      He had it since he was 12.

  2. Sean

    I don’t plan on moving before the apocalypse, so i don’t care about the mortgage thing.

    • Drake

      This is really going to screw people if and when rates drop and people start refinancing.

      As for the apocalypse, funny how you can say that now and nobody bats an eye. A whole lot of people can sense that we are hurtling towards a cliff.

      • Sean

        Well, next week the invasion from Mexico is scheduled…

      • Drake

        To bad that nothing can will be done to stop it by the country that spends more on their military and government in general than any 3 other countries combined.

        Micheal Yon has been in Panama watching what’s happening at the Darien Gap. It all sounds like crap we should be trying to prevent. So, of course, our government is helping to make it happen in as many ways as possible.

  3. Nephilium

    I’ve tried Monster Hunter, and just don’t get drawn into it. I understand the gaming loop, it just gets tedious to me.

    • Nephilium

      Let’s keep going with the Big Pants Dance.

    • CPRM

      And of course there is Lonely Island

  4. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Another “classic” from the Bob & Tom Show.

    Not for the kiddos.

      • B.P.

        I lived in Indy for a brief period and listened to Bob & Tom in the car every morning. Good stuff.

      • Tres Cool

        They were decent about 2 decades ago. So was Stern. Now I just tune-in to hate listen and shake my head and what Tom has done to the mess.
        Exit gracefully, guys. Bob was smart enough to bail out. Tom’s ego just wont let him quit.

        I wonder where they stand in the arbitron (if thats still a thing). So many stations have them as the morning drive, and you dont have many options.

      • B.P.

        Yeah, I was listening to them in the mid-90s. Forty years on the radio is probably enough.

      • whiz

        We have them here, and most of the time I find them pathetic, although I have only heard them recently.

  5. SDF-7

    “More and more, gangs seem to be finding new ways to intimidate victims, in an effort to extract a successful ransom payment.”

    “We call these gangs the Executive Branch of the US government…”

  6. UnCivilServant

    I arrived home carrying steaks and rum.

    I’m not ready for the weekend, what did I forget?

    • Nephilium

      Potatoes and coke?

      • Tres Cool

        And weed and hookers.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        You forgot blackjack!

    • Sean

      Cheese & bacon.

      • UnCivilServant

        You’re probably the closest. I’m running low on cheese.

      • Rat on a train

        government cheese?

    • Timeloose

      Jesus and Tequilla?

    • EvilSheldon

      Gum syrup and limes?

    • Not Adahn

      Ammo?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Fried chicken

  7. one true athena

    related to previous threads — I just saw a picture of Doctor Jill with Princess Kate in the UK and yes – Jill is wearing her standard Old Lady flower print dress. If the media were really doing their job, there should be a front cover Vanity Fair article on the First Lady’s tragic fashion. Embarrassing that she’s representing the USA looking like a sofa.

    • Mojeaux

      Michelle’s fashion was equally tragic in a different way. She could not wear a color that didn’t make her look like a cadaver.

      • Rat on a train

        Be thankful she broke tradition for Wookiee fashion.

    • Sensei

      I’m assuming somebody dressed her in that too.

      I doubt Dr. Jill makes wardrobe decisions on her own.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        She’s dressed by the same person who writes Kamala’s speeches.

      • Fourscore

        Makes sense

    • slumbrew

      Imagine we had a First Lady that was a model. The fashion magazines would never stop putting her on the cover.

      • The Other Kevin

        Yes, and gushing over the fancy White House Christmas decorations!

      • one true athena

        Don’t forget cruelly destroying Rose Gardens!

      • Gustave Lytton

        That would never happen. They’re all frumps.

  8. Sensei

    This kind of verification and analysis ion any subject s something I always find really interesting.

    Pollution Reveals What Russian Statistics Obscure: Industrial Decline
    Satellite detection of atmospheric pollutants offers an independent look at what is going on with Russia’s economy

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/pollution-reveals-what-russian-statistics-obscure-industrial-decline-cdd7103e?st=ynkjla2z0iqvkoy&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    It’s also interesting as you they tried to look at specific geographies and specific industries. For example, I’ve read the Russia is having trouble with a lack of high quality ball bearings impacting railroads and tank manufacture. That might account for the run-up while stores were exhausted. I’m surprised China hasn’t been able to fill in here, however.

    • Homple

      Did the study correlate measured pollution with verified production data over some interval?

      • Sensei

        Russian reported compared to pollution over pre war period to current.

      • Homple

        Thanks.

  9. Sensei

    Never change CNN.

    Jordan Neely, the man killed in chokehold on NYC subway, is remembered as an entertainer shattered by his mother’s murder

    • Nephilium

      He was just about to turn his life around.

      • creech

        What college was he about to apply to?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        He was a shoo-in for Harvard or Yale.

      • Homple

        Where is the picture of him as a choir boy at his grandmother’s church?

    • EvilSheldon

      What Scruffyy said – vandals.

    • rhywun

      That’s an interesting way to spell “panhandler”.

    • B.P.

      So, to cope with the loss of his mother, he took to the streets and harassed the living shit out of everyone within screaming distance.

      • one true athena

        And got put in jail for 4 whole months for kidnapping and dragging a child down the street. And punching some old lady only last year. and another 30 – 40 other arrests, but sure he was just a misunderstood, gentle young man mourning his mother.

  10. Nephilium

    It’s a weekend, and one where I’m home and without plans, so I present the Zoom/Happy Hour/Vacation recap link which will be kicked off at 2000 Eastern.

    • pistoffnick

      one where I’m home and without plans pants

      /to carry on the pants theme

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Margaritas & chihuahuas!

      • Nephilium

        I’ve even got a fancy new shirt that I’m wearing that came back from Vegas with me.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    I wouldn’t let that guy sell me anything, much less a house.

    Oh, come on. I bet he pours a fabulous latte.

    • Annoyed Nomad

      Oh my. Another offender of the gender-assumption.

  12. Sensei

    Whether women can follow the package’s instruction label and take the medication correctly seemed a chief concern of the FDA scientists, who doubted whether the pill maker had provided sufficient data.

    But having a person in a white coat say exactly the same thing makes it prescription only. Amazing the timing on making another go at this…

    https://www.nbcnews.com/health/womens-health/otc-birth-control-fda-appears-skeptical-switching-prescription-only-rcna82858

  13. The Late P Brooks

    The nation is saved

    With Thursday’s criminal convictions of five Proud Boys, including leader Henry “Enrique” Tarrio, a third jury has stamped history’s judgment on January 6 as an organized, violent uprising meant to overturn the 2020 election. In courtrooms, it’s now established beyond a reasonable doubt that the Capitol siege was not spontaneous, but rather a planned assault by force on our democracy. Four defendants — Ethan Nordean, Joseph Biggs, Zachary Rehl and Tarrio — were found guilty of the top charge of seditious conspiracy. (A fifth defendant, Dominic Pezzola, was found not guilty on that charge, but guilty on other charges, including assaulting, resisting or impeding certain officers.)

    ——-

    Today’s verdicts, which include convictions for multiple other serious crimes, are sure to bolster federal prosecutors in Washington and local prosecutors in Fulton County, Georgia, who are considering charges against former President Donald Trump in connection with events before and during Jan. 6.

    Conversely, any other trial outcome would have emboldened the nation’s militia movement and congressional firebrands like Reps. Marjorie Taylor Green and Jim Jordan. To date, Jordan’s attempts as House Judiciary Committee chair to attack prosecutors and the FBI have flopped. Had the Proud Boys been acquitted, however, those previous political stunts would have looked like warmup acts for future theatrics alleging the Justice Department was prosecuting innocent Americans.

    Dissent is treason.

    • Drake

      Some guy who got shot in the head had a quote about these kinds of situations…

    • The Other Kevin

      Great, now we just round up the people adjacent to these people, and people adjacent to the adjacent people, and people adjacent to the adjacent to the adjacent people, throw them in jail, and our democracy is saved!

      • Tres Cool

        Jail would be harsh. They should be sent to a camp where they all can concentrate on what they did wrong.

      • whiz

        After six degrees of separation, no one will be left to lock the cells.

    • rhywun

      history’s judgment

      OFFS.

      something something who writes the history something

    • Raven Nation

      “In courtrooms, it’s now established beyond a reasonable doubt that the Capitol siege was not spontaneous, but rather a planned assault by force on our democracy.”

      I’m still waiting for one of my progressive friends to explain to me the mechanism by which the Jan. 6 morons would have got Trump back into the Oval Office.

      • grrizzly

        I’ve heard of this idea. Obviously not from progressives.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Interesting. It makes sense.

      • whiz

        I don’t have enough tin foil for the hat needed to cover that one. But at this point, why can’t it be true?

      • CPRM

        The Hat really isn’t great at planning things out.

      • Not Adahn

        He’s more of an idea chapeau.

    • limey

      our democracy

      ding

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Federal prosecutors have now convicted nearly 500 defendants for their roles in the Capitol violence, including a perfect record with those who have gone to trial. You can be sure that those judgments played a part in why we saw no repetition of violence around the Manhattan district attorney’s indictment of Trump.

    With these latest foot soldiers’ convictions, the baton now passes to special counsel Jack Smith and to Fulton County, Georgia, District Attorney Fani Willis to complete the task by bringing accountability to the very top. History has been made. There is more to come.

    This is not a personal vendetta. All we want is justice.

    • slumbrew

      … including a perfect record with those who have gone to trial.

      Definitely not the sort of thing you’d see in a banana republic.

    • rhywun

      The turgid prose is the verbal equivalent of punch-face. At this rate the writer is going to blow his wad long before the prison doors slam shut on Donald.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    He’ll put you back in chains!

    Lots of people have offensive and conspiracy-minded beliefs. But not all of them are running, as Robinson is, to be governor of North Carolina.

    And to people who don’t share Robinson’s views, the problem is that it looks like he could win – furthering the Republican party’s years-long lurch to what was previously rightwing fringe politics.

    “Mark Robinson would be the most extreme gubernatorial candidate but also governor that we’ve ever seen in our history,” said Anderson Clayton, the chair of the North Carolina Democratic party.

    ——-

    With a Republican in the governor’s office – particularly a governor like Robinson – there would be no one to hold back a wave of rightwing bills.

    “We have bills right now going through our general assembly to ban gender affirming care for trans youth. We have a ban against trans athletes or young people competing in sports right now. We have a lot of discriminatory, just persecuting-our-own-citizens-type of legislation happening in our state,” Clayton said.

    “And Mark Robinson is only going to be the person who’s going to make that worse.”

    Maybe he’ll shell Fort Sumter.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Guess what, soyboy?

      With each passing day I become less concerned with your plight.

    • rhywun

      Why did I know that the “rightwing fringe” positions were all going be tranny stuff? And positions that were uncontroversial before five minutes ago.

    • The Other Kevin

      Of course, private power is bad, the government wants in on all that loot.

    • B.P.

      “We’re a serious scholarly journal. You’re going to need to use the term “heuristics” a couple of times in the abstract to connect with the readers.”

    • R.J.

      No. I need a weekend free of it. Had to sit through a DEI presentation this week already. No more threats to my liberty.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        This is old fashioned “Why we should rule over you” stuff

    • Compelled Speechless

      I’m not going to read it since I don’t need an aneurism, but I’m going to take a wild guess and say that the article fails to address what happens if private and state power realize it’s in their best interest to collude. As if it’s not an obvious inevitability.

      • one true athena

        I’m kind of curious about what a “too small administrative state” would even look like. It’s Never Been Tried Before, right? We should try it just to see.

        A too-small cleracy allows “dominant groups to further expand their social and economic advantages through decentralized means” apparently. Which implies that centralization in an admin state impedes that, but I don’t see why that would be a given. It can, perhaps, if that’s what it’s made to do (I would guess he means Racial Quotas and/or Redistribution, depending on his flavor of marxism), but it certainly can also be used to expand those advantages in a centralized means as well. And perhaps worse, since he even concedes that the admin state is unaccountable – so what would keep it from doing that?

    • creech

      Headline in local fish wrap this morning was “Trump Blasts Accuser.” Them, buried in the article, it is stated that “Trump calmly laid out his objections to his accuser’s testimony.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      I bet the DAs office is quickly moving to find out who leaked the video

  16. The Late P Brooks

    It then articulates a set of heuristics for the design of public and administrative institutions, which aim at minimizing the risks of capture from both public and private sources. By following these heuristics, it claims, we can successfully employ the administrative state as a weapon against concentrated private power, rather than allowing it to serve as a tool of dominant groups.

    tl;dr- a fairytale

  17. The Late P Brooks

    I’m going to take a wild guess and say that the article fails to address what happens if private and state power realize it’s in their best interest to collude.

    Regulatory capture may have occurred in the past but we’ll do better this time!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      And by better mean STEVE SMITH’s favorite activity.

  18. Not Adahn

    173 hours is a long game?

  19. Sensei

    Paging Q to the courtesy phone.

    Be foreign.

    Speak good Japanese.

    Have a nice figure.

    Profit.

    5.3m views on a brief video of a Thailand vacation.

    https://youtu.be/qTdsW5tiADE

    The no breast version of her buying Resident Evil 4 has 2.6m views (and Eng subs)

    https://youtu.be/qTdsW5tiADE

    I don’t get it, but good for her!

    • Gustave Lytton

      I like how she adjusts her bottoms doing a plumber without adjusting them. Classy.

      • Sensei

        While commenting embarrassingly about doing so.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The age old axiom….Sex Sells

  20. R.J.

    Kamala Harris named AI Czar. Can anyone verify?

    • Ownbestenemy

      The AI is leaking out of the ass like drugs used too

    • Shirley Knott

      Having mastered Natural Stupidity, and being in the Biden administration, she needed contact with some kind of intelligence.

    • Ted S.

      Al Czar?

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      I’ve never been afraid of AI…

      Kamala Harris named AI Czar

      … until now.