IFLA: The “Enjoy it While it Lasts” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 28

by | May 28, 2023 | IFLA | 48 comments

Gertie? Ignore her. Play with me.

Welcome Gemini!  And you get a good week with The Earth, Mercury and Jupiter moving together in just the right way to keep the luck flowing.  This won’t last forever and the backlash is going to suck, but no use in borrowing trouble.  For now, things are looking up for your home life.  There may be a bit of a hitch on Thursday as the moon scoots through, but it’s short term with a bit of additional luck showing up with the Sun on Saturday.  This month brings an annual change as we move out of the signs collectively known as “food” (Pisces, Aries, Taurus) and into the series “things that are real.”  Yes, technically some of these signs are also edible, but there needs to be a solstice-ish break in the cycle, so that’s what they came up with.  Anyway, back to those signs, while domestic luck is indicated, domestic “luck” isn’t.  Feminine favor will require coaxing.

I SAID PLAY WITH ME!!

Gemini: 6 of Swords reversed – Declaration, confession, publicity.

Cancer: 5 of Swords – Degradation, destruction, revocation, infamy, dishonor, loss… inflicted by you.

Leo: The World reversed – Inertia, fixity, stagnation, permanence.

Virgo: 2 of Wands – Riches, fortune, magnificence, physical suffering, disease, chagrin, sadness, mortification. 

Libra: The Tower reversed – Misery, distress, indigence, adversity, calamity, disgrace, deception, ruin, unforeseen catastrophe, oppression, imprisonment, tyranny.

Scorpio: 7 of Cups –  images of reflection, sentiment, imagination, some attainment, but nothing permanent or substantial.

Sagittarius: The Moon reversed – stability, inconstancy, silence, lesser degrees of deception and error.

Capricorn: The Hermit reversed – Concealment, disguise, policy, fear, unreasoned caution.

Aquarius: King of Cups – Man of business, law, or divinity; responsible, equity, art and science, including those who profess science, law and art; creative intelligence.

Pisces: 8 of Wands – Activity in undertakings, swiftness, great haste, great hope.

Aries: Justice – Equity, rightness, probity, executive; triumph of the deserving side in law. 

Taurus: The Blank Card – ___________________________

Yes! PLaytime!

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Not Adahn

Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

48 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    Dogs are dirty, seconding beasts.

    • Not Adahn

      Dogs are mankind’s greatest invention.

      • Tundra

        Dogs are proof of God.

  2. DEG

    Inertia, fixity, stagnation, permanence.

    Shitty, but not sufficiently shitty.

  3. Sean

    Cancer: 5 of Swords – Degradation, destruction, revocation, infamy, dishonor, loss… inflicted by you.

    Sweet!

  4. R.J.

    “ Inertia, fixity, stagnation, permanence.”

    I’ll take it.

  5. EvilSheldon

    “Cancer: 5 of Swords – Degradation, destruction, revocation, infamy, dishonor, loss… inflicted by you.

    That is good! That is good.

  6. Tundra

    Lily is gonna get that Airedale’s head completely in her mouth. Shark-dog!

    Leo: The World reversed – Inertia, fixity, stagnation, permanence.

    Yuck.

    • R.J.

      The way things have been at work, I’ll take a little stagnation. Now I am off to detail Mega Jeep’s interior for a trip coming up after next week. I’ll take a little stagnation there too, please.

    • Tundra

      Nice!

      Do you have your butcher cut them?

      • Sean

        Yup 😉

  7. Brochettaward

    The Republicans have caved to the Dems on the debt ceiling. Details to follow…

    • Brochettaward

      But there will be no debt ceiling until after the 2024 election, but the Dems pinky swear to promise to lower spending after that.

      • Tundra

        If I really believed they were gonna fight I would be awfully black-pilled right now.

        What can’t last, won’t. I would just rather have had the opportunity to fix things and not dump it on my kids and grandkids.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Things that would never happen
        Debt limit isn’t extended
        Fed employees never paid for unpaid unworked time during shutdown
        Cut in actual spending
        Shutdown wouldn’t be used to punish citizens such as closing grounds to entry or ticketing those pulling off to side of road

      • Gustave Lytton

        Stevie J
        Stevie J
        2 days ago
        By their logic, if I neuter a boy dog it becomes a girl dog. Then I can take her to work for emotional support, because I have inter-generational trauma. Then she is entitled to doggy therapy if someone says, “Here, boy! Good boy!”

      • Brochettaward

        If anyone wants to vomit, listen to McCarthy try to sell it on Fox News.

        He’s crowing about cutting back the review process on building roads and shit. And then empty promises on cutting spending. No debt ceiling until 2025 and it’s 4 trillion higher.

        It’s less than 150 pages instead of a 1,000! IT’S COMPLETE ACCESSIBLE!

        AND NO ONE THOUGHT THE GOP WOULD GET ALL OF THESE SWEET SWEET DEALS!

  8. Mojeaux

    “Blank card” lolwut?

    • Not Adahn

      The deck I bought to do drawings for Glibs has a blank card in it.

      • R.J.

        So it’s like a Joker?

      • Not Adahn

        The Tarot doesn’t have a joker in it, so I just took this as a sign the deck was made for this purpose.

        I don’t know if it’s an extra card or it’s a misprint of one of the ones that is supposed to be in the deck.

  9. Not Adahn

    It’s a gorgeous weekend so far. I had a great match yesterday, though I didn’t win it because someone else had a better one. Still ROTFLstomped the KF&G members, so local rep is intact.
    Lily’s been in a happy mood so far, lots of chasing chipmunks outside.

    • Tundra

      Congrats!

      We took a six hour road trip yesterday to explore places we haven’t seen yet. Kiki was one happy pup. I know nothing about her first 10 years (other than there was clear neglect), but I’ve never had a dog who likes road trips as much as this girl!

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: The Moon reversed – stability, inconstancy, silence, lesser degrees of deception and error.

    I’m good at silence.

  11. Penguin

    – Inertia, fixity, stagnation, permanence.

    Meh.

  12. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    a) After 24 hours of rain, my weather app decides to alert me that it’s about to start raining. 🙄

    2) my house is on the market. 150 views on Zillow, with 10 “saves”

    III) Indy 500 time

    • Gustave Lytton

      Operation Unload the Millstone? Good luck! I hope that works out this time!

    • Tundra

      I hope it sells fast. Good luck!

    • DEG

      2) my house is on the market. 150 views on Zillow, with 10 “saves”

      Here’s hoping for a speedy sale.

    • Animal

      Good luck with the house, KK!

  13. The Bearded Hobbit

    OT (too local edition):

    Back in my biker days I used to go to the Red River Rally over the Memorial Day weekend.

    Glad I missed it this year.

  14. Tundra

    I love the internet.

      • Tundra

        Lol. “Sorry, I don’t speak Communism”

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        People figured out Titania McGrath way faster. He continually elicits the best rage.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Kudela József 🇹🇯
        @KudiJoe1971
        ·
        1h
        Uhh bakker, Te mit tolsz? Kemény cucc lehet…

        Three Year Letterman
        @3YearLetterman
        Apologies but you seem to have sat on your keyboard, so I don’t know what this says

        😂

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yahşı Bala
        @YahsBala
        Dude Turkey has a population of over 85 million citizens and America is 547 years old. We founded just Ottoman Empire in 1299, there is much more if you go further back.
        9:52 AM · May 28, 2023

        Three Year Letterman
        @3YearLetterman
        ·
        5m
        Please tell me more about the Ottoman Empire’s program-ending L in World War I.

        Now it’s just a glorified footstool.

        I’m dying here!

      • hayeksplosives

        That’s Cunk on Earth worthy.

  15. DEG

    Ron DeSantis has canvassers in my neighborhood. Young black guy, I’d say in his twenties. He had dreadlocks. He sounded quite enthusiastic about DeSantis.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Obviously a white supremacist.

      • juris imprudent

        Sneaky white supremacist – the worst kind.