Monday Morning Links

by | May 8, 2023 | Daily Links | 234 comments

I think I see a broom.

Florida are about to get the brooms out on Toronto. The other two games yesterday were goalfests, as those series sit 2-1. What a crazy second round.  Max plowed through the field from 9th to cruise to a win at the Miami GP. Not even his teammate could compete from the pole. West Ham beat ManUre to get themselves safe from relegation. And four of the five teams trying to avoid the drop are in action today. And that’s it for sports.

You’re not gonna do shit, you douchebag. It would be funny if the SC issued an edict that the Senate members were retroactively forbidden from trading in stocks they had any regulatory oversight for and made the penalty expulsion. That might teach these creeps a lesson about reading the Constitution.

What we’ve become

Shouldn’t this require some form of legislation? I’d consider a financial penalty some form of punishment. And that would require a law be enacted. Also, this should be up to the market to determine, not the government. But still, if the feds get involved, ruling by fiat is bullshit.

MAKE IT A LAW!!!

Yes…YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Make this happen as quickly as possible. No half-measures either. Hell, make part of the reparations process to have all white people find the nearest black person and grovel at their feet for an extended period of time. Or have public atonement sessions. That’ll get everybody onboard with this completely insane, and unconstitutional, idea.

I’ll believe the feds are taking this seriously when the indictments start. But I guess they’re too busy combing through footage looking for random people (but not Ray Epps) walking casually through or near the Capitol to look into the myriad violations that are pretty damn clear.

If that’s the case, then maybe start negotiating now. It would save countless lives.

That’s some nice security you’ve got there. Might want to get your lawyers on the phone. You’re gonna need them.

So much for checks and balances. I remember people being locked up recently for refusing to appear. And those weren’t even government employees. Lock this asshole up if he doesn’t comply.

I think this is a fantastic idea. There’s no reason for high school kids to be up at 5:30 to get ready to go to school. Or 6:30 for second-graders.  It’s completely insane.

Here’s a rollicking number. Just jumps straight in. What a difference 14 years makes. It’s like it’s not even the same band. Oh well, they’re both good songs for their time. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends.

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234 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Now that’s creative finger banging puppetry…

  2. AlexinCT

    You’re not gonna do shit, you douchebag. It would be funny if the SC issued an edict that the Senate members were retroactively forbidden from trading in stocks they had any regulatory oversight for and made the penalty expulsion. That might teach these creeps a lesson about reading the Constitution.

    The fact that the criminals in congress not only block any attempt to prevent them from abusing the government system to make money trading stocks but then flaunt the money they bank, tells you all you need to know about how serious they take either the responsibility of their jobs or the people they are supposedly representing. It’s a crime syncdicate.

  3. AlexinCT

    Shouldn’t this require some form of legislation? I’d consider a financial penalty some form of punishment. And that would require a late be enacted. Also, this should be up to the market to determine, not the government. But still, if the feds get involved, ruling by fiat is bullshit.

    This is not about helping the public as much as it is an opportunity to grand stand and through bullshit drop the value of airline stocks – which congress people will than vacuum up cheaply – before doing nothing, letting the stock soar back up, and then make a killing selling it all while picking winners & losers based on which airline donates the most.

    • Rat on a train

      Of course, the government will not compensate for delays they cause. FAA system down, suck it up peasants.

      • Ted S.

        You’re not trying to blame OBE now, are you? ;-}

      • Rat on a train

        OBE has all the duct tape, paracord, and bailing wire necessary to keep those systems up.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We are back under ordering restrictions…so…I will make it last. Now where is that roll of flight line and bucket of checkered paint.

      • UnCivilServant

        the paint is behind the prismatics, but stop before you reach the stripes.

        We’ve got flight line, but you’ll have to provide your own cloud anchors.

  4. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Senior Ukrainian officials have raised concerns the long-anticipated offensive to reclaim occupied territories in the south and east of the country could fall flat.

    After a failed Russian winter offensive led to stalemate and a war of attrition, all eyes are on Ukraine to turn the tide and hit hard into depleted Russian lines.

    But Ukraine’s Defence Minister has warned that raising expectations could lead to ’emotional disappointment’.

    Oleksii Reznikov said: ‘The expectation from our counteroffensive campaign is overestimated in the world. Most people are waiting for something huge.’

    Other Ukrainian officials are out there stating that the whole of Russia will panic when their counteroffensive steamrolls the Russian army. Regardless of whether a panicking Russia is good (or very bad) thing for the world, it’s bullshit 24/7 right now. Even the alternative news sources seem conflicted on the situation.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      General consensus seems to be that the counteroffensive will begin in earnest tomorrow.

      • Fourscore

        Tex Cobb, after 15 rounds of Larry Holmes mauling

        “I was just getting ready to take him”

      • robc

        “I will go another 15 to get him off Monday Night Football.” – Tex Cobb, after Cosell quit announcing boxing matches over the Holmes-Cobb fight.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Will interesting to see where it’s launched. Lots of activity in the Zasphoroza region, including Bradleys being grouped. Russia in turn has evacuated roughly a dozen towns in the same area. Seems likely this will be the push comes, unless it’s a fake similar to Karkhiv and Kherson last winter. Of course Russia pulled their forces from the Ukranian push to Karkhiv to save Kherson and ended up losing both.

        The videos coming out of Bakmut have been crazy. There was a lot of resistance to the notion that Russia had kept Bakmut open intentionally, but I noticed both of the only two paved Ukrainian supply roads into the town were immediately seized by Wagner as soon as Wagner announced they were done grinding through Ukranians and were taking the city. Just days ago Prigozhin turned the narrative around by saying Wagner was pulling out of Bakhmut due to no ammo and getting slaughtered. Then Wagner turns around 12 hours later and light up the sky over the remaining Ukranian-controlled Bakhmut like it was the US bombing Baghdad. I haven’t seen Russia show that capability before, at least in Bakmut. I guess we’ll know if Russia seizes by Bakhmut by Victory Day whether their claims of control are bullshit now. Although, now that the field are dry, it looks like Ukraine is sending reinforcements in through every wheeled conveyance that can be found.

        May and June will be decisive and very bloody.

    • Drake

      War planning is being done by the U.S. State Department for the purposes of “optics”. It has nothing to do with achievable objectives and the lives of Ukrainian men are irrelevant.

      • sloopyinca

        If only there was a way to lock the Ukrainian asshole and the Russian asshole in a room together and let all the soldiers go home to their families and live a full life.

      • Drake

        The Ukrainian asshole is just an actor our government hired. You could but Joe, Blinken, or Nuland in a cage with Putin.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Is it just me, or does anyone else think a cage match between Biden and Putin would be kinda one sided?

      • Compelled Speechless

        Is that supposed to deter me from wanting to see it?

  5. AlexinCT

    Yes…YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Make this happen as quickly as possible. No half-measures either. Hell, make part of the reparations process to have all white people find the nearest black person and grovel at their feet for an extended period of time. Or have public atonement sessions. That’ll get everybody onboard with this completely insane, and unconstitutional, idea.

    How many people do you think believe this is actually a thing and are out there already spending money they have not collected yet?

    • Fourscore

      We’re still talking about the Feds, right?

      • AlexinCT

        They are part of the group thinking they have money in the bank because of this, yes…

    • Shirley Knott

      That’s the fallback, or perhaps real, plan. Get a bunch more people saddled with debt and outrage, depending on the government to both take care of them, and take care of their enemies, old and new.

  6. AlexinCT

    I’ll believe the feds are taking this seriously when the indictments start. But I guess they’re too busy combing through footage looking for random people (but not Ray Epps) walking casually through or near the Capitol to look into the myriad violations that are pretty damn clear.

    So how did this play out? The DOJ gets evidence that the Biden family, like the Obama, Clinton, Bush, Pelosi, Schumer, and McConnel families, are yet another criminal enterprise working on behest of the greatest criminal enterprise, the Fed Gov, and then decide that the best candidate to put up on the guy threatening their lucrative rackets- the one they accuse of doing all the shit the gang of criminals do – in the 2020 election? Then they bury this truth, censor and prosecute anyone pointing it out, and presto, they have a new puppet to make dance for the low information crowd.

    Seems apropos and exactly what you would expect from a cartel of criminals.

  7. Rat on a train

    At Upper Darby High, the school day technically still begins at 7:30 a.m., with students assigned coursework to be done remotely that ties into their lessons for the day. But they can use the early morning hours as they see fit — they can meet with teachers during office hours, sleep in or finish other homework. Ultimately, the work assigned for the early morning needs to be done, but when is up to students.

    The school day still ends by 3 p.m.

    According to test scores they are learning anything anyway so why not cut a couple hours off the school day.

    • AlexinCT

      The dumbing down is by design. Dumb people, especially using fear, are easy to control.

      The reseters need less people that will call them out when they roll out phase two.

    • robc

      Colorado has the lowest number of required school days in the nation. AFAICT, it has no effect on educational quality.

      One of the better private schools( in KY) I know of( relatively cheap, great results) does 4 day weeks. Monday is “project day” at home.

    • The Other Kevin

      We home schooled our kids for a year or two. It was challenging, but it was also amazing how much they could get done when they concentrated on school things. At home, school took maybe 2-3 hours a day if the kids were behaving. The rest of the day at government school was nothing but fluff, doing non-education things and moving from room to room.

      • AlexinCT

        Indoctrination requires exposure time, man…

      • Fatty Bolger

        Same thing we’ve experienced. It’s amazing how little of the school day is spent on actual learning. It’s mostly time wasting.

      • Count Potato

        It’s training for the same thing at many jobs.

        I once got government office job through a temp agency. They gave me a months worth of work. I got it done in less than three days.

      • AlexinCT

        Did someone yell at you about making them look bad?

      • Mojeaux

        I’ve never had anyone yell at me for making them look bad, but I have been frosted out of office socializing, gossiped about, and generally made to be miserable.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        So you’ve worked with women*.

        *not all women, she coughed delicately

      • Mojeaux

        So you’ve worked with women

        *longsuffering sigh* Sadly.

        It’s why I’m desperately hoping any coding job I get will be remote. So easy to regulate one’s speech in email instead of regulating it where they can see my face say, “You are a fucking cunt.”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Most of my female coworkers have been fine. The ones who stuck out, though, oof.

      • Mojeaux

        I’ve done that. It’s hell.

      • Nephilium

        /continues a dead stare due to 6 weeks of onboarding training.

        It wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t 9 hours a day, based in Mountain time, starting late every day with half the day being dead time. Don’t even get me started that it’s far too much reading powerpoints and PDF’s than hands on work.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, what happened? /tenter🪝🪝

  8. AlexinCT

    So much for checks and balances. I remember people being locked up recently for refusing to appear. And those weren’t even government employees. Lock this asshole up id ghe doesn’t comply.

    Peshaw! It’s like you don’t understand the legal concept of “One set of rules for thee, and none for me” these crooks live bye.

    • whiz

      It’s an extension of the “no reasonable prosecutor” argument.

  9. rhywun

    The reasons why high schools start as early as they do — many begin their day before 7:30 a.m. — are “lost to the sands of history,” Buxton said.

    I was told the reason HS started at 7:30 was to save money on bus drivers.

    • AlexinCT

      What I heard was that it was done so kids had ours left at the end of the day to work. These days people don’t want to work, especially kids in high school, so there is no need for this other than to piss on the legs of non morning people and telling them it is warm rain…

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Ultimately this doesn’t solve the problem of public education. It doesn’t suck because of the time it starts.

      • sloopyinca

        I think it could at least create a better learning environment and home environment for the kids to be there around the same time their parents get to work instead of an hour earlier, in most cases. It would give them one more hour in the evening to spend with their family rather than sleeping early because they’re getting up at 5:30.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        At this point, everyone drives their kids to school, so, what need of bus drivers?

        By the time I was in HS, no one took the bus if they could avoid it. It was a small enough town then, so unless you lived in the one suburb, you walked. And waited despairingly to get your drivers license and a car. But now, they get chauffeured by parents. No wonder no one wants to drive now.

      • Mojeaux

        My daughter doesn’t like driving and I’m not sure she’ll ever get used to it, or at least be at peace with it (she’s a nervous driver). She would rather be a “passenger princess.”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Would she like to live in NYC or another old large city? In such places carlessness is freeing; otherwise it’s hell.

      • Mojeaux

        As far as I know, no. However, she does know how to hail a cab and catch a subway train.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        A good start.

    • Rat on a train

      The local schools stagger starts so they don’t need as many buses and drivers. I grew up where buses weren’t a limiting factor so all grades started at 0800.

    • R C Dean

      Back when very few households had both parents working, who knows why school started when it did. Ours started at around 8:00 through my whole 12 years, more or less.

      These days, with so many families having both parents working, they need to be able to drop their kids off at de facto daycare in time to get to work. School start times aren’t even a pimple on the ass of the problems with government schooling, though.

      • robc

        HS and middle school started at 8:10 I think for me. Elementary at 9:00. They were staggered for bus purposes. At least in HS, my bus was an “early arriver”, we were usually there about 7:50 … you couldn’t leave the main hallway to the rest of the building until 8, I think, so we were waiting there most days. Once I started driving myself, I arrived just on time.

      • Michael Malaise

        My daughter gets the bus at 6:35 am.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Ours staggered because of the sheer number of busses and schools.

        7.30 HS
        9.00 MS
        8.15 ES

      • Count Potato

        That sounds like a huge PITA.

  10. Certified Public Asshat

    There’s no reason for high school kids to be up at 5:30 to get ready to go to school. Or 6:30 for second-graders. It’s completely insane.

    Logistics? Transportation costs, traffic, parents work schedules, afternoon extracurriculars…

  11. sloopyinca

    I’m not sure high school kids being in home room or first period at 6:35 has to do with any of those things, aside from traffic.
    As for extracurriculars, shouldn’t they be secondary in importance to the curricular part of school?

    • Rat on a train

      But how is my kid going to be the next multimillionaire athlete while wasting time with academics?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Is 6:30 the norm?

      Anyway, I agree. Kids need more sleep, extracurriculars should not be part of school, we all know this. I’m just not impressed by kids that are now awake in school but still not learning anything.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Collapse is the point. Vandalism of the country is the point.

    • AlexinCT

      Wishful thinking can’t bother with such mundane shit as real work rules of physics, chemistry, biology and economics. That would block all those lucrative rackets the good people that promise utopia bank on to get stinking rich.

    • The Other Kevin

      This has always been a bait and switch just like “nobody is going to ban gas stoves.” The point isn’t to keep things the same and just swap out vehicles. The point to lower our standard of living and reduce consumption. Just coming out and saying “We’re going to cut everyone’s driving by 75%” won’t fly. So they’ll force everyone to switch to an EV, then oops, not enough power, so you don’t get to drive as much.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        “…and reduce consumption.”

        You can boil the whole thing down to this. The left, which has been driving this, has always, in one form or another, hated any culture of consumption, relative to what they believe people should be allowed to consume. This is the push for central planning, “environmental” concerns, TV watching, transportation, you name it. It goes back to the actual Luddites and Saboteurs, both of which were people who revolted against the technology that they created, once they found it displaced them.

      • Mojeaux

        … the left … hated any culture of consumption, relative to what they believe people should be allowed to consume

        …as they tweet from their new iPhones…

        I’m always reminded of that TV show The Purge, where the rich had roll-down security doors for their houses (doors and windows), and the poor were left to cower in their unsecured apartments. The left wouldn’t hesitate to use their money to further their own interests.

      • AlexinCT

        The left is great at virtue signaling, but the expectation always is that someone else needs to sacrifice.

        You have no idea how often I pointed out to young people incessantly babbling about climate change that they could really help if they got rid of all their electronics only to watch it register and them immediately becoming angry at me for calling them out.

      • Drake

        Last time they wanted people to reduce consumption (WWII), they encouraged people to dig up their lawns to plant Victory Gardens. Not this time. Now they try to suppress Amish Farmers – and next week they’ll let a million third worlders cross the border. What are they going to eat?

        Sometimes I thing they want our consumption reduced to zero.

      • AlexinCT

        I am 100% certain the green movement is anti-humanist. Their goal is to drastically reduce humanity’s numbers (always with someone other than themselves being the ones getting culled), and occasionally one of them lets it slip in conversation. Paul Ehrlich is a hero to them because he advocated for murdering people in poor countries to save Gaia.

      • Mojeaux

        No, they’re anti-icky people.

  12. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    whats goody

    Im off tonight (this is my Friday evening)……TALL CANS!

    • R.J.

      Excellent!
      It’s car maintenance and prep for the next long toad trip here.

      • Tres Cool

        You reminded me I need to change the oil in POS Envoy.

  13. Count Potato

    Today, in Happy Days news

    “Potsie is married! Former Happy Days star Anson Williams marries Sharon MaHarry at a private residence in Ojai, California”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12057251/Former-Happy-Days-star-Anson-Williams-marries-Sharon-MaHarry-Ojai-California.html

    “‘Happy Days’ star Scott Baio is leaving California and selling his $3.85M mansion due to rising homelessness and ‘rampant’ crime in the state – saying ‘it’s just not a safe place anymore'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12058101/Scott-Baio-leaving-California-selling-3-85M-mansion-rising-homelessness-crime.html

    Doesn’t he know karate?

    • robc

      Am I missing a joke or are you confusing Baio and Ralph Macchio?

    • Michael Malaise

      And Henry Winkler, at age 78 is doing the best work of his career in Barry.

      • AlexinCT

        Is there any shark jumping in that?

      • Nephilium

        Not yet. Barry has been amazing so far (still have to watch last night’s episode). And it’s got Steven Root in it.

      • kinnath

        I started watching it the first season and drifted away.

        One of these days I will need to revisit it.

      • Compelled Speechless

        You should. I think it’s the only show left on TV that I get excited about when it comes back on. If you like pitch black humor, it’s amazing.

      • Bobarian LMD

        This season is going from black humor to just straight up black.

  14. robc

    Not WCC update – there is a tournament going on in Romania, the Superbet Chess Classic Romania. Today, in round 3, Ding and Nepo are playing. I figure they are sick of playing each other at this point. Thru round 2, Nepo is at 1.5 pts, Ding at 1.0 pts. It is a 9 round round-robin tournament with 10 players. $100k first prize, which is a bit less than the $1.2MM they were playing for in the WCC (1.2MM to winner, 0.8MM to loser, so I guess they were actually playing for 400k).

    • R.J.

      You know, those AR2000 rifles can shoot you so dead your face looks digitized.

      Too soon?

      • Compelled Speechless

        You know what else is weird about that photo? There’s not a drop of blood anywhere on the ground around him. After getting shot in the head…..

      • R.J.

        He got shot in the eye. Lord knows were all the spray went. You can see his wound in the uncensored photos. Since he is wearing black it’s hard to tell how much blood is on his clothes.

      • R C Dean

        It’s pixelated, but it looks like a pool of blood under his head.

    • Grumbletarian

      Must be one of them white hispanics I’ve heard so much about.

    • Grumbletarian

      The FBI and police raided dead Garcia’s Dallas home just one hour after the massacre and requested a translator to speak with his family.

      I guess none of the spooks spoke German, right?

    • Drake

      Two Mexican White-Supremist attacks in one week. What are the odds?

    • The Last American Hero

      1 – White Hispanic, like Zimmerman.

      2 – Does NPR roll their r’s when covering the story?

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        And jump on every Tilde!

    • Gustave Lytton

      15 years ago, so at age 18?

      I can already see the spinning that more mental health records need to be accessible to background checks and they should be grounds for denial.

      • WTF

        Well, that should discourage people from seeking mental health care if they want to maintain their 2nd amendment rights.

    • WTF

      So he was a New National Socialist?

      • Sensei

        Neuvo?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Muh Nick Fuentes.

  15. Count Potato

    “Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt defends decision to close state’s PBS station OETA over ‘indoctrination and over-sexualization of children’ including reading of kids’ book about drag queen’s hips”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12059267/Oklahoma-Gov-defends-decision-close-PBS-station-indoctrination-children.html

    “‘They’re trying to force the agenda on others’: Ultra liberal Manhattan church that holds gay-friendly mass every Sunday is slammed for hosting ‘God is Trans’ exhibit”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12057877/Ultra-liberal-Manhattan-church-holds-gay-friendly-mass-slammed-God-Trans-exhibit.html

    Surprising how quickly this shit got out of hand.

    • UnCivilServant

      It was out of hand years ago.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I’ll say it again. The Left is incapable of drawing a line on this stuff. They’re either on board with the perversion, overly eager to stick it to the troglodytes, or terrified of backlash against themselves personally.

      They will not check themselves.

      • AlexinCT

        The herd will not tolerate straggles. Deviate from the hers and the herd will kill you and leave you for the predators to eat themselves.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Foreseeable consequences

    Yellen said the U.S. has already been using “extraordinary measures” to avoid default, and it’s not something the Treasury Department can continue to do. She said Congress needs to take action to avoid “economic calamity.”

    “It’s widely agreed that financial and economic chaos will ensue,” Yellen said.

    And where were you when the these unpayable bills were being run up?

    • R.J.

      Let it happen.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Left it happen, I think you mean.

    • Rat on a train

      Calling for more spending?

  17. Sean

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  18. Sensei

    New car + new driver = disaster

    I recall that Chinese businesses put in special women only parking areas in upscale malls and received international scorn. The issue is that you have lots of affluent people with no prior culture of driving or generational experience.

    • The Last American Hero

      Ah, sort of like in Seattle, where people with limited to no driving experience are buying AMG’s and M Class sedans, Porsches, and Tesla S’s – and driving like someone’s senile grandmother.

      • Sensei

        In my town we have lots of ex-pats who had drivers in their home country.

        So we have the exact same issue. Expensive German cars that randomly stop, pull out, and cause chaos. Chance of using a turn signal approaches zero.

        HOW MUCH SIGNAL I NEED TO CUT ACROSS EIGHT LANE?

      • AlexinCT

        If you signal intent, the other drivers will surely do things to prevent you from doing what you want to do, so it is better to never let them know what you are thinking and just let them find out at the last second where they have no time to counter you, right?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I see you have driven in Los Angeles.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        San Gabriel Valley, ahem…

      • R C Dean

        You joke, but I have seen that way too many times when I use my blinker before a lane change.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep.

        Checks mirror…2-3 car lengths of space to change lane…turn on blinker…car in lane speeds up to close the gap. Every damn time.

      • AlexinCT

        Nobody likes a line cutter unless they cut someone behind them…

      • Ownbestenemy

        My wife has told me the only reason she doesn’t take out either the large maglite or baseball bat to other cars is because we have the kids. They are graduating…I just realized my wife may go all Falling Down sometime soon.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        So, every college that offers a CS degree?

    • Sean

      Whoops!

  19. Mojeaux

    Good morning, you people. I have lots of things to do today. The problem is, I don’t know what they are, and if I did know, I wouldn’t know where to start.

    • Count Potato

      Pick the the things that can’t wait until tomorrow first?

      • Mojeaux

        I really need to study, but I’ve been avoiding it. I’m 90% of the way through. I just need to trudge through that last 10%.

      • Shirley Knott

        In software, the last 10% is 90% of the effort. I’m now quite sure that generalizes.
        (Pity the software folk are bailing on that last 10%. Crapware is now the rule, not the exception.)

  20. Rufus the Monocled

    For those interested, this was the group I originally was going to help set up in Montreal but my friend who headed the Montreal chapter had serious problems with what he perceived to be too many conflicts of interest. So he decided to pull out and I agreed with him. Regardless, the National Citizens Inquiry moved forward (largely ignored by media) and they have collected many interesting testimonies from citizens and experts from Canada and the USA. For your pleasure:

    https://rumble.com/user/NationalCitizensInquiryCA

    Some of those testimonies are INFURIATING.

      • Sensei

        The next thing you will tell me is that the emails I get about attractive women in my area who want to me me aren’t really real.

      • WTF

        It’s not $6 a day, the rest is just paid for by other people.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        There are no free lunches.

      • Spartacus

        How much is that in real money?

      • nw

        About 0.002214 XAU (i.e. troy ounce gold) according to the intertubes.

  21. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates.

    Hangin’ out on historic St. Augustine sippng on Covfefe and enjoying some fine tobacco. Chatted with a homeless lady sitting in her wheelchair in front of the Cathedral a few minutes ago. She claimed to have been wiped out by medical costs 10 years ago. I have no idea what really happened, but it’s a sad situation.

    I guess if you’re homeless Florida beats New York, winters are milder. Seem to be a better class of homeless here, none of them were ranting incoherently or brandishing makeshift weapons.

    • Sean

      All the real crazies are still passed out.

      • waffles

        in that weather? yeah. the sleeping hours are something like 4AM to whenever it’s too hot to stay confortable.

      • waffles

        homeless people prefer to stay up all night, for safety. the downside is that is makes you even crazier.

    • KSuellington

      Florida is where the New York homeless go to retire so the ones you are seeing are more relaxed.

  22. Gustave Lytton

    Thomas is an ass with blinders on.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Money for nothing

    As schools across the country struggle to find teachers to hire, more governors are pushing for pay increases, bonuses and other perks for the beleaguered profession — with some vowing to beat out other states competing for educators.

    Already in 2023, governors in Georgia and Arkansas have pushed through teacher pay increases. Ahead of Monday’s start of national Teacher Appreciation Week, others — both Republican and Democratic — have proposed doing the same to attract and retain educators.

    More than half of the states’ governors over the past year — 26 so far — have proposed boosting teacher compensation, according to groups that track it. The nonprofit Teacher Salary Project said it is the most it has seen in nearly two decades of tracking.

    More and more for less and less.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Rule 1: Be attractive

      Rule 2: Don’t be unattractive

      • Drake

        3: Don’t be Jim Cramer

      • Sensei

        The Fund seeks to provide investments results that are opposite of recommendations by television personality Jim Cramer. The Fund may invest in securities with market capitalization and in securities located in US and abroad through ADRs. It seeks positive returns based on the momentum in securities mentioned by Cramer.

        Inverse Cramer Tracker ETF

      • whiz

        I see that it just started in March. For the first two weeks it was doing better than the general market, but has headed south since then.

      • Sensei

        Yeah. At the moment it’s random walk. Too little history.

      • Nephilium

        This counts as financial advice. right?

        /runs off to liquidate everything and put it in SJIM and VICEX

      • Gustave Lytton

        3a) unless you’re Jim Cramer

  24. The Other Kevin

    That Indiana hospital is about 20 minutes east from me. I used to drive by it taking my kid to volleyball. Sigh.

    Here’s a fun version of today’s song from my high school daze. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWT15bK8jOc

    • Tundra

      Great version! I love me some AO.

      • The Other Kevin

        Me too. I still listen to them a lot. I like both flavors of AO – that raw garage punk, and the polished stuff from This is the Voice.

    • AlexinCT

      Does she talk about what she does to herself if she gets excited while writing this stuff up?

      • Mojeaux

        All sex is bad sex if it doesn’t further the plot.

        I write stuff that would get me off if I were in the mood to be gotten off, but mostly my head is so full of plot, dialogue, character, and continuity that sometimes it’s a drag to write. See Chapter 18. Also, since I hit menopause, it’s gotten even worse.

      • AlexinCT

        Menopause is why I believe the universe doesn’t like women…

      • Mojeaux

        Could say the same for men with their low-T and their prostate cancer and having to get up 5 times a night to pee. Live long enough, every man will get prostate cancer that’s usually only diagnosed at the time of autopsy.

      • Pine_Tree

        …or their husbands.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I think it’s why it likes grandmothers though.

      • Mojeaux

        Sometimes I write sex scenes to expose more of a character (which does kind of further the plot). In my pirate novel, my hero and heroine are always laughing, even during sex. They have fun together.

        But otherwise, yes, I do write lots of pillow talk.

    • robc

      I like the part at the end about the infected wound.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Jazz Jennings’ vagina?

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Sniper fire from the treeline

    Wall Street is firmly in the Never Trump camp. Finding a Republican who can make “never” happen is another question.

    Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis had been seen as the top pick to lock down the support of financial titans who have already pumped millions into his state campaigns.

    But as he stumbles through gaffes over everything from his personal demeanor and stance on Ukraine to his snacking habits, Wall Street donors are keeping the door open to his competitors, according to more than a dozen bankers, attorneys and political consultants interviewed for this story.

    “People will change horses,” said Dave Carney, a veteran Republican strategist for both former Bush presidents. “You may get really excited about somebody and then all of a sudden realize, ‘Eh, not really my cup of tea.’”

    Where Wall Street puts its money matters because financial industry executives are among the biggest donors in presidential elections. And while bankers and asset managers generally favor lower taxes and lighter-touch regulation, they also value stability and experience — and they spread their money around to candidates of both parties, meaning they’re very much in play in each cycle.

    I have never been that impressed bt Desantis, but it’s interesting how much attention he gets from the legacy media. If it’s Anybody But Trump you want, Biden is your man!

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      It’s all part of Fortifying now. The media will slam any Republican worth anything as worse than literally Hitler.

  26. waffles

    boss gave me the fakest smile and asked me how I was doing knowing fully well three key people will leave the department this month and more are on their way. the problem is his deputy director is an inexperienced narcissistic control freak who insists all communication goes through him before the department head. I think it’s too late to turn this around when my field has the strongest jobs market it has had in my entire adult life.

    weird times. might go on some interviews.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Micromanagers are the worst. Get out

      • waffles

        ok talking to a recruiter. I have six that are champing at the bit to get me into a position that won’t even require relocation. I just need a push to make a move sometimes.

    • R C Dean

      *searches field for fucks to give, finds none, moves on*

    • AlexinCT

      The libs cried “MOAR, MOAR, MOAR”.. And not with a rebel yell, either.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Is he not going to take it anymore?

      • Sensei

        He’s requesting you remove the pledge pin.

    • The Other Kevin

      IIRC he was all in on vaccination requirements, so here come them chickens coming to roost.

    • whiz

      At least he’s not groveling (yet).

  27. The Late P Brooks

    With Trump surging in the polls following his indictment on criminal charges stemming from alleged hush money payments, one executive at a New York bank said confidence in DeSantis’s ability to win is flagging.

    “DeSantis is certainly a better option than Trump at this point,” the executive said. “But he’s a really weak option.”

    The executive said many are growing resigned to the possibility of a general election rematch between Trump and President Joe Biden.

    “What we probably wind up with is a choice between a guy who is very old and wants to raise our taxes and reregulate everything, and a guy who could be running from prison,” the executive said.

    Save us, Mitt!

    • Fatty Bolger

      Looks like the comparisons to WWI weren’t that far off.

    • The Other Kevin

      He messes up his words a lot, I think he means “horrible”.

    • Sensei

      I thought it was because nobody likes FWDS.

    • AlexinCT

      Narrative uber alles…

      And when that person is proven to be a lying sack of shit, nobody will correct the lie, apologize and ostracize this asshole either.

    • R C Dean

      Two can play this game.

      He was dressed all in black. Just like . . . Antifa!

  28. Lackadaisical

    “To improve kids’ mental health, some schools start later”

    Not just mental health, inadequate sleep causes all sorts of physical health problems. I agree with this idea… It isn’t going to solve the problems created by government lockdowns and school closures.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    i watched this yesterday. If you like amazing craftsmanship.

    It’s mindboggling what some people can make out of a flat sheet of aluminum.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    The gunman wore a patch with the acronym “RWDS,” which stands for “Right Wing Death Squad” – a popular phrase among white-supremacy groups, a law enforcement source told The Associated Press.

    Oh.

    If by “white supremacy groups” you mean left wing sensationalist fearmongers.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Its so popular that I have never heard of it.

      • Seguin

        I get on /pol/ every once in a while and I’ve never heard of it. You’d think it came up once in a while.

    • whiz

      RWDS also can mean:

      Rural Women’s Development Society (est. 2001; Ramallah, Palestine)
      Real World Decision Support (journal)
      Reuters Wireless Delivery System (software)
      Recycled Water Distribution System (various locations)

      • R.J.

        Beat me to it. And it could have been his security guard shirt, company initials. Could mean anything. Not that anything is routine with shooting – but this one seems off. Who would go shoot up a shopping mall in the name of neo-nazis? That is mostly a leftist thing, anti-consumer, etc… Correct me if I am wrong.

    • one true athena

      FBI is leaking “documents” on the NeoNazi shooter to Rolling Stone. It’s all bullshit.

    • AlexinCT

      They are going to give them tickets that the tax payers will have to pay…

    • UnCivilServant

      Anything on that spyware is toxic, keep away.

      • Sensei

        That’s on point.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Seems accurate. I’m definitely in the middle.

      • AlexinCT

        So you are self identifying as a meritocratic white supremacist?

      • robc

        The funny thing is, following the middle column well and you could end up wealthy…but not wealthy class. But possibly wealthier than some in the wealthy class.

        Its very “Millionaire Next Door”.

      • Mojeaux

        Yes.

        I wouldn’t want to be in the wealthy class because it sounds utterly exhausting and devoid of any depth of meaning.

      • Sensei

        +1 Edith Wharton.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Deffo. Manicures and clubs and galas and other extroversion, blech.

      • Mojeaux

        The occasional gala would be fine because clothes! But sitting around chatting about nothing? Hanging out with people you don’t like because they know somebody or you are somebody? Dealing with people who want a piece of you? No.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Kissing people you dislike, being photographed… And people seeking a bit of your fortune. No.

        If you like dressing up, there must be local occasions for that.

      • robc

        Last time I picked up MND, more than a decade ago, it seemed out-of-date, since it was published in 1996.

        I checked, and there is now a “The Next Millionaire Next Door” published in 2018. New co-author, but I think its just updated with new research and targeting Gen Z myths about wealth.

        I read “Stop Acting Rich” and didn’t like it nearly as well as MND, but NMND has potential as an up-to-date version.

        Just checked amazon reviews: Generally, not as good as the original. The new co-author is his daughter, and apparently she is the primary author. Good, but not great, like the original seems to be consensus. But I saw no bad reviews, which is a good sign.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Hmm, I wouldn’t want to be a celebrity but I would definitely take being a (preferably anonymous) wealthy guy.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I think most people would. “Fame sucks unless you want a good table at a restaurant,” I hear over and over.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Take the money you spent on the trip and gift it.

      Then shut the fuck up.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Goal achieved. On top of her normal views…news will spread it further.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Take the money you spent on the trip and gift it.

    Donate it to a “charity” whose directors and executives are paid mid-six-figure salaries.

  32. Count Potato

    “The evidence base for gender-affirming interventions is sparce and of very low quality. While the evidence of benefits is highly uncertain, the harms to sexual and reproductive functions are certain, and many uncertainties about the long-term health effects exist. As a result, it is hard to ethically justify continuing to use hormones and surgeries as first-line“treatment” for gender dysphoric youth.”

    https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s11930-023-00358-x

    • robc

      Shouldn’t the first line treatment be, I dont know, counseling?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Assume effective counseling to begin with. Assume a can opener.

      • R C Dean

        Do scorn and derision count as counseling?

      • Grumbletarian

        Sorry, anything that isn’t “Let’s drive you to the clinic and get you some puberty blockers right now” counts as conversion therapy, and should be illegal.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      While the evidence of benefits is highly uncertain, the harms to sexual and reproductive functions are certain, and many uncertainties about the long-term health effects exist.

      I mean, how many times a day does one urinate? That functionality is pretty important.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      it is hard to ethically justify

      Like that’s ever stopped anyone before.

      • R C Dean

        Especially when they stand to profit.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Don’t worry, the jury will be ignorant of that.

      • Tundra

        I still think he walks. Despite the knives out for him.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I’ll consider Daniel Penny in jail if we can get some lengthy prison time for those responsible for Neely on the street. And it will take more than 1.

  33. Count Potato

    “Parents Demand Answers for Alleged Sexual Assault of 6-year-old Girl in Plainview ISD

    The little girl was allegedly recorded being sexually assaulted by a boy in the classroom while a teacher was present.

    Parents are demanding answers as to how a 6-year-old girl was recorded being sexually assaulted in a classroom by another student while others screamed and cheered him on.

    The teacher was allegedly in the classroom but was wearing earphones and not paying attention….

    That’s when the child told her she was recorded being bullied and hurt by students in her classroom. It was later revealed the incident was recorded on a password-protected, school-issued iPad.

    The video allegedly showed the little girl being forced to perform an oral sexual act. A large group of kids was screaming and encouraging the perpetrator, a male student in the same class.

    The perpetrator allegedly was recorded pulling the little girl under the table as she hit him with her poetry book, begging him to stop.

    He refused.

    He then allegedly pulled her legs hard enough she fell to the floor, pulled her under the table by her hair, and forced her head to his genitals.

    “His penis went inside her mouth,” the great-aunt said between sobs. “All under teacher supervision.””

    https://texasscorecard.com/local/parents-demand-answers-for-alleged-sexual-assault-of-6-year-old-girl-in-plainview-isd/

    https://www.kcbd.com/2023/05/03/plainview-family-claims-6-year-old-was-forced-perform-sex-acts-south-elementary/

    WTF??