Monday Morning Links

by | May 22, 2023 | Daily Links | 243 comments

Scourge of the soccer world?

Brooks Koepka rolled to another major win. I wonder how much shot-talking will happen between LIV and PGA Tour players after that. Both NHL conference finals series are 2-0, but Florida is going home with that lead and Dallas are returning home down. Man City won the EPL championship, as usual. When are those FFP decisions gonna start happening ? And the final weekend will at least have a little drama as three teams try to avoid the last two relegation positions. And that’s it for sports.

Scourge of Europe?

Can people start beating these assholes to a pulp? It can be the police or somebody else, I don’t really care. But they have it coming.

But they have strict gun control. How could this happen?

Fine by me. They can either cut spending or let it happen.

Scourge of humanity?

Ugh. Cyclists. They need to calm down.

He’s really improved since becoming a girl. It’s California. I hope the real girls who complain aren’t kicked out of school.

So now Musk will be accused of being a Jihadist apologist, right? He gets tabbed a Putin apologist every time he criticizes the continued efforts to fund the Ukrainian meat grinder, so I assume the complaints from the left will be coming soon.

I respect this guy. You expect this kind of thing to get quietly covered up.

Good. They need to do this in every state. Diversity at those schools happens anyway and this is pissing away taxpayer money.And Equity in and of itself is nothing to crow about.

Here’s a good song. He’s not my favorite artist but he had a handful of good ones. And this is probably my favorite. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends.

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243 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Kitty-kitty Bang-Bang!

    • SDF-7

      I thought OMWC didn’t meet up with NPR ladies this weekend….

      • AlexinCT

        The pic on this post has a cat shooting up the house..

        OMWC’s dating was not my target, although I will be rooting for him to score with the NPR crowd if only for the fact these ladies need someone to pay attention to them and their craziness.

      • juris imprudent

        Hold on, isn’t that on the wrong side of the hot/crazy boundary?

      • AlexinCT

        From my experience it could very well be.

  2. AlexinCT

    Can people start beating these assholes to a pulp? It can be the police or somebody else, I don’t really care. But they have it coming.

    Brainwashed morons looking for attention and thinking they will become the new prophets & martyrs of Gaia’s religion.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      You should watch the video. Those aren’t econuts, just hoodrats who can’t drive a car.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Oops, wrong comment placement.

        Yes, beat the econuts.

    • Fourscore

      Couldn’t they have accidentally drowned while performing their act of vandalism or take one for Gaia and performed a James Jones ritual?

      • The Other Kevin

        So one of those mass “die-in” things but they actually go through with it?

  3. AlexinCT

    Ugh. Cyclists. They need to calm down.

    If this guy had ran them over we would be looking at another early Christmas shopping event a.k.a. riots & looting.

    • Fourscore

      So, there’s a guy named Kim and he didn’t show up with a shotgun? How the mighty have fallen…

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I liked the belt-brandishing detail.

    • whiz

      I’ve heard of motorcycle gangs, but bicycle gangs? Sheesh.

  4. PieInTheSky

    And that’s it for sports.

    Both nba conference finals are 3-0 … Should be done in 4 or 5…

    I think the league wanted a celtics lakers finals but it does not seem to be the case

    • Drake

      I’m sure the entire 84 and 85 Lakers-Celtics series are available on youtube. Stick with those for drama and enteraintment.

      • juris imprudent

        I grew up a Laker fan in the 60s, when they lost to the Celtics in the finals repeatedly. The ’85 Finals were a thing of beauty to me; Kupchak coming on to push McHale off the court. Now though, you could play them every year and I wouldn’t give a shit; the NBA is dead to me.

      • Drake

        Grew up a Celtics fan. Those 80’s rivalries had me on the edge of my seat. Now I don’t care and can’t be bothered. The game has been completely ruined.

      • Fourscore

        Lakers fan in the ’40–50s when George Mikan/Jim Pollard/Vern Mikkelson/Slater Martin/Bud Grant owned Mpls/St Paul.

        Saw Bud Grant et al play at the Mpls Auditorium about 1950. Better he stayed with football.

      • Drake

        Damn.

  5. Shpip

    “Charcoal in the water of the Trevi Fountain,” they tweeted Sunday. “1 out of 4 houses in Italy is vulnerable to floods. How much longer do we have to wait for those in government to take concrete action?”

    Have you tried not building houses in flood zones?

  6. AlexinCT

    I respect this guy. You expect this kind of thing to get quietly covered up.

    Women drivers, amrite?

  7. AlexinCT

    Good. They need to do this in every state. Diversity at those schools happens anyway and this is pissing away taxpayer money. And Equity in and of itself is nothing to crow about.

    I used to defend free speech for even the KKK and the fucking marxists academics, and when I see shit like this, I am wondering if I made the mistake in letting marxist be free to say anything.

  8. Rebel Scum

    Climate change activists turned the blue water of the Trevi Fountain in central Rome black with diluted charcoal on Sunday.

    I thought you were against fossil fuels.

    • Michael Malaise

      Narrator: The water is actually clear.

  9. UnCivilServant

    lawmakers approved an amendment offered by the bill’s sponsor, Seguin Republican John Kuempel, that requires the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board to conduct an annual study into the impact of banning DEI offices, allows universities to make “reasonable efforts” to re-assign employees in DEI offices to new positions with similar pay, and shifts the day the bill goes into effect back by three months to Jan. 1.

    Bad. Kick the Diversity grifters out on their asses.

    eliminating diversity offices and programs would put universities at risk to lose federal grants

    Good. Wean them off the federal funds and mandates.

  10. SDF-7

    Probably gauce of me — but this is my favorite of his (prompted me to buy the only album of his I own, after all).

    On the other hand – this OS is probably still my favorite, even though I don’t run it any more. Don’t really see how you’ll get Elvis’s song past UEFI, Sloopy… but you do you.

  11. Rebel Scum

    But they have strict gun control. How could this happen?

    Indiana is only 1,400 miles away.

    • The Other Kevin

      We will also load your trunk for you, and we have buy 1 get 7 free fireworks.

    • SDF-7

      Adjustable rate loans from China? Hate to think caveat emptor… but seriously… read the contract and realize this isn’t the US folks, they’re completely serious about wanting their ROI. (Or pieces of your country ala Panama Canal Zone before Carter gave it up like an idiot, is what I expect they’ll acquire.)

      • AlexinCT

        China’s Belt & Road program was clearly about making idiots financially beholden to them so they could then call the shots in those countries. People that pointed that out were targeted and lambasted for daring to make that case. But here we are today with China literally fucking over these nations in Asia, Africa, South & Central America, and even in Europe. The pimp is nice to you until it is time for him to tell you that it’s trick turning time to pay him back, bitchez.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Because the IMF and World Bank have been a net positive for those countries?

      • AlexinCT

        Not my point at all, but neither the IMF nor the World Bank are going to fuck you over as hard as the CCP will.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Really?

        https://www.reuters.com/world/no-china-no-deal-bid-break-sovereign-debt-logjams-gets-weary-thumbs-up-2023-04-13/

        Standoffs between major Western-backed lenders like the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the world’s top bilateral creditor, China, have been blamed for keeping countries such as Zambia mired in default for nearly three years.

        The somewhat loose framework around sovereign restructurings has seen Beijing seek to influence the traditional rules of engagement in these processes.

        The renewed push to overcome the logjams came after a “roundtable” at the IMF Spring Meetings and included pledges from the Fund and World Bank to share assessments of countries’ troubles more quickly, provide more low-interest and grant funding and stricter timeframes on restructurings overall.

        The idea is that Beijing would then drop its insistence that the multilateral lenders take losses, or “haircuts”, on the loans they have provided or underwritten in crisis-hit countries.

        Functionally, the Chinese want the IMF and World Bank to take a haircut on their debt too. The CCP may be predatory, but the entire Western system of finance to the developing world has been the same.

      • AlexinCT

        I am not sure I see your point. Are you saying that shitholes that borrow money and then piss it away shouldn’t have to pay back the loans? My point is that the belief loans from the CCP came without the problems from other lenders was not just dumb, but not even close to reality, and the CCP will be far more proactive in making sure Beijing gets it pound of flesh. Also note that me pointing out China is definitely a predatory and abusive lender doesn’t excuse or say anything about the other crooks in this business.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        You were drawing attention to the Chinese loan system as somehow being uniquely predatory. It isn’t unique in any shape or form.

        What the Chinese are doing though is pointing out that the Western financial system and its proponents are full of shit. The CCP will take a haircut on their loans if the IMF and World Bank do the same. The Western “rules-based order” is balking and throwing the propaganda machine into overdrive.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        What starts out as a cause, becomes a business, ends up a racket.

        The “rules-based order”, or post WWII, post-cold war adventurism, was and is no different.

  12. Drake

    Lock the doors and never stop in Los Angeles if things look sketchy. I thought everyone knew that?

    I lived there for a few years right after Reginald Denny made that mistake. The whole place is much sketchier now than it was 30 years ago and drivers still don’t get it?

  13. Rebel Scum

    The president opened a press conference in Japan by urging Republicans to “move from their extreme positions,” which he criticized as “frankly unacceptable.”

    I am sure you can detail the “extreme” positions.

    “It’s time for Republicans to accept that there is no bipartisan deal to be made solely solely on their partisan terms,” he said. “They have to move as well.”

    That’s some mighty fine projection.

    Biden and McCarthy’s staffs are set to reconvene at 6 p.m. Sunday to discuss remaining issues, according to a White House official.

    I hope this was productive since we’ve never defaulted before, except for the few times we’ve defaulted before.

    • AlexinCT

      Going anything that the dnc crime syndicate wants is extremism…

      • AlexinCT

        Going against

    • Rat on a train

      Meanwhile, the White House is planning how to inflict maximum pain when they decide they would rather default then cut spending.

    • SDF-7

      Given that as I understand it, most of it is “FY2022 spending levels (which would lock in COVID-era spending)” and “claw back unspent COVID funds to cut the deficit slightly”, I’m firmly in the “nowhere near ‘extreme’ enough” camp… but at least it would be a start. Granted, we’re not privy to exactly what his staff is pitching… but it sure seems more like the jackass play is “give me everything I want or you’re extreme (lots of thigh pockets and wild hair incoming? X-TREME Congressmen!)” which is just crap. Singing. Choir, I know.

  14. Shpip

    “I wanted you to hear it from me first,” Sonoma County sheriff Eddie Engram posted. “Last night my wife was involved in a DUI crash. Her car hit a house, causing damage, and the one person inside the home was injured. As was appropriate, she was arrested and is facing DUI-related charges.”

    No way a mere county elected official could sweep this under the rug. Maybe if he were the junior senator from his state riding on the coattails of the ghosts of three famous brothers…

    • AlexinCT

      Ted wanted to one-up his PT boat commander brother and be a U-boat commander.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Ugh. Cyclists. They need to calm down.

    They are just about to shift gears to become productive members of society.

    • SDF-7

      This man knows of what he spoke, no shift in his positions.

      • The Gunslinger

        I imagine Swissy will be by shortly to derail this thread.

      • Fourscore

        Swissie may be too tired to be concerned about what is being pedaled.

      • juris imprudent

        He’ll rise off the seat to crank out a narrowed gaze.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        This was the wheel deal, not some go-around to get-around.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Did somebody bust a deal?

      • dbleagle

        Careful. You’ll get Swiss to ride in here and derailleur position.

  16. Grumbletarian

    Can people start beating these assholes to a pulp? It can be the police or somebody else, I don’t really care. But they have it coming.

    Just hold them underwater for a few minutes.

  17. Rebel Scum

    A transgender athlete has been slammed after placing second across a field of high school girls – and even prevented one from securing a state championship place.

    Athena Ryan, who transitioned from male to female, had been running in the boy’s team for Sonoma Academy until 2021, when she switched to the girl’s team.

    The people allowing this should be flogged.

    • UnCivilServant

      You’re being too lenient. At minimum they should be flayed.

    • sloopyinca

      They’re not just allowing it. They’re celebrating it and telling these real females to STFU or face the consequences.

      • AlexinCT

        Some people are starting to realize that no matter how this shit plays out, the gay movement will be the hardest hit.

      • The Other Kevin

        That was a great read. I see now this is all part of “deconstructing society” a la critical race theory.

      • AlexinCT

        Marxism 101.

    • R C Dean

      “Athena Ryan, who transitioned from male to female”

      Hold the phone. This is a minor we’re talking about. I thought they didn’t “transition” minors.

      • UnCivilServant

        Did he legally change his name?

      • AlexinCT

        Tucking is not transitioning!

      • rhywun

        “I’m a girl now” is all that is needed – the “affirming” drugs and surgeries can come later.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      She vaulted from sixth place in her last 1,600-meter race to second ahead of a field of senior high school females.

      Fuck off with this DM.

      • Not Adahn

        Wait, is this running or pole vaulting?

      • The Last American Hero

        No, let xem run, and run fast. Take Susie’s scholarship, and Julie’s too. Smash the high school records and then go to college and do the same. Twist Title IX into an unrecognizable mess. Only then can the fever break.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Only second place?

      That dude sucks at being a woman.

  18. Rebel Scum

    So now Musk will be accused of being a Jihadist apologist, right?

    Jihad…IN SPACE.

  19. PieInTheSky

    The Socialist Party
    @OfficialSPGB
    “why could Lenin not feed his people”

    Because he brought STATE CAPITALISM to the Soviet Empire — not Marxist “socialism” (see https://worldsocialism.org/spgb/socialist-standard/1970/1970s/no-788-april-1970/state-capitalism-russia/
    ).

    “Why are Cuba/Venezuela such failures” Because they too have capitalist economies under state control which is NOT socialism.

    https://twitter.com/OfficialSPGB/status/1660302160339320834

    • SDF-7

      They just need a link that blares out “No True Socialism has been tried” and respond with that to every criticism. It would save time.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Wasn’t Rob Roy tried, and found guilty?

    • sloopyinca

      You’re interacting with a retarded person.

    • AlexinCT

      Ain’t it awesome how as a marxist you can pretend the problem was that all merxist experiments failed not because marxism is evil and will never work, but because of capitalism…

    • juris imprudent

      Friend, have you ever heard of libertarianism?

    • The Last American Hero

      The truly stupid part is that the argument is irrelevant, even if you take their claim at face value. So a place that is 90 percent commie, or 95, or 98 is a hellhole and then you get to 100 and it magically is a land of justice and plenty for all? Meanwhile a place that is 50 percent free is way better off than commie hellhole, a place that is 60 or 80 percent free is unbelievably better, and a place that is 90 percent free would be crazy peaceful and prosperous.

      We had a planet wide experiment for 100 years with different countries trying differing degrees of state ownership and control. The results were obvious to anyone with eyes.

      • juris imprudent

        That’s the really hysterical bit – that this is SCIENTIFIC socialism! In science bitches, when the experiment doesn’t produce the predicted results, you rethink the theory.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Tell that to the neocons.

      • juris imprudent

        They don’t claim to be scientific do they? Aren’t they just a bunch of babbling moralists?

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        ReAl CoMMUnisM hAsen’T BeeN trYed!

    • Spartacus

      Sounds like someone has trouble telling which is cause and which is effect.

  20. Rebel Scum

    A ban on Texas public universities’ diversity offices inches closer to becoming law
    Texas could become the second state in the country after Florida to ban diversity, equity and inclusion offices in higher education.

    One million progressive voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

    • R.J.

      Oh, they won’t be silenced. The whining will heard through the vacuum of space forever.

  21. Shpip

    “We take the debt ceiling seriously as a constraint on our ability to pay bills that are coming due,” she said. “And my assumption is that if the debt ceiling isn’t raised, there will be hard choices to make about what bills go unpaid.”

    To tie this to another link today, how ’bout we start with the federal grants to universities that require a commitment to “diversity, equity, and inclusivity” issues?

    • AlexinCT

      LOOK AT MEEEE!!!

      Fucking idiots all of them.

      And it doesn’t escape me that these fucking idiots always are people that are financially well off and don’t care if scarcity prices them out, because it rarely would.

      Granted there are plenty of people that still hold these idiot beliefs even when they will be the hardest hit, but that reminds me of the idiots that believed the Obamacare lies and later got pissed they had to pay for it.

    • sloopyinca

      Is that even a climate protest? This is Germany, after all. That could just be the queue to get on public transit.

      • PieInTheSky

        good point

    • R.J.

      I have no doubt these people are being paid by marxists to do that. Even if you are nuts, you wouldn’t think that is a valuable protest.

    • B.P.

      Flagellant cult.

    • rhywun

      Daily Quordle 483
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      3️⃣6️⃣

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 483
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      3️⃣5️⃣
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      Blossom Puzzle, May 22
      Letters: A C L I N P R
      My score: 265 points
      My longest word: 10 letters
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      Play Blossom:
      https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game

    • Grosspatzer

      Meh.

      Daily Quordle 483
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    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 483
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    • AlexinCT

      Actually, you do a disservice when you say they are not serious. They are dead serious in their stupidity. Adams actually believes this shit he proposes is the way to go and somehow will make things better.

      Liberalism, be it marxist or fascist in nature, is a mental disorder. These people consistently and constantly refuse to accept the laws of nature or human behavior can not be ignored in favor of some fantasy of a better world.

      • sloopyinca

        They need to continue being vocal about this. Maybe it will lead to a severe backlash.

    • UnCivilServant

      Is his plan to force the retail establishments to shutter so that they cannot then be robbed?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Seems about right.

      • AlexinCT

        Stop capitalism… Government will give you what you need…

        Don’t laugh…

    • Not Adahn

      This morning local NPR had a thing about Hochul “looking into” using SUNY campuses to house migrants and the SUNY admins losing their shit over that idea.

      • UnCivilServant

        I can imagine. The ego and elitism of the SUNY administrators is legendary. They wouldn’t want such people on “their” campuses.

      • Sean

        That would be hilarious.

      • Rebel Scum

        She is full of bright ideas.

      • Shpip

        Well, that’s one way to increase your diversity numbers on campus.

      • B.P.

        A university in my town has a whole parking garage filled with migrants.

    • Not Adahn

      Retail theft is a public health emergency, ergo NYC can lock down all its residents. Covid proved you don’t need businesses to survive, you can just order stuff online! This will eliminate retial theft!

      I await my triple Nobel in Economics, Medicine and Peace.

      • Fourscore

        Dynamite!

    • rhywun

      INSTALL KIOSKS IN STORES TO CONNECT WOULD-BE THIEVES W/ SOCIAL SERVICE PROGRAMS

      🤣😂

      • R C Dean

        Are those emojis for the vendor of the kiosks, laughing all the way to the bank?

      • R.J.

        We should do that as a GlibProject to fund the site. We have programmers and hardware specialists here.

      • Grummun

        “They’ll steal the kiosk if they could sell it for parts”

      • Not Adahn

        Then we’ll sue the kiosk manufacturer for making it too easy to steal!

  22. Drake

    The TV guys seem to be figuring out that there is plenty of audience and talent and audience for the PGA and LIV to co-exist. And when players from the two leagues meet up in a major, it makes for extra drama.

    Others not so much. Saw an interview with Davis Love III last week where he said in a roundabout way that he won’t be putting any LIV players on the Ryder Cup team because he’s still mad that they left.

    • Sean

      Yikes

    • AlexinCT

      Stupid is as stupid does…

    • rhywun

      Blocker-blocked

      • Sensei

        Interesting. It’s over 18 which used to be completely blocked if you didn’t sign on.

        Now it just blurs it.

        And Scruffyyy – feel free to post ’em. I love a good idiot when I’m dealing with he or she.

      • UnCivilServant

        When else are you supposed to learn to drive?

      • Tundra

        My insurance guy said he was thinking about just opening a claims office at the local HS. Another buddy’s kid had two accidents in the parking lot. Sad!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Now they’re just resorting to highway robbery.

      Privacy authorities from the European Union have slapped a record-breaking fine of 1.2 billion euros ($1.3 billion) on Meta Platforms, the parent company of Facebook, for sending user data to the US. Authorities have also given a deadline by which Meta must cease all personal data transfers across the Atlantic.

      The Irish Data Protection Commission revealed that Meta breached the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) when it transferred the personal data of Europeans to the US without sufficiently protecting them from “surveillance programmes” operated by the US government.

      The Irish privacy watchdog pointed out concerns about NSA spy programs:

      As if they give a shit about the NSA. If it was a criminal transfer of data, throw an exec in prison.

      • juris imprudent

        They think they were immune to the NSA before that data got to U.S. shores? BWAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s just a lousy excuse to justify the financial extraction.

      • Grummun

        Five Eyes

  23. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    https://reason.com/2023/05/20/dont-mix-rare-bourbon-with-state-power/

    Basically how things work in commie countries.

    Oregon is a “control state,” meaning liquor distribution is managed entirely by a government agency. The OLCC acts as a mandatory middleman for all distilled spirits and contracts with private businesses for retail package sales. Oregon, like some other states that control liquor distribution, holds lotteries for rare bottles. The winners get an opportunity to purchase those products at the manufacturer’s suggested retail price, typically a few hundred dollars for Pappy Van Winkle.

    Top officials at the OLCC circumvented that system. When they wanted Pappy Van Winkle 23 for themselves or friends in state politics, they would redirect the rare bottles to a store located near the OLCC’s headquarters in Portland. The bottles would be held in reserve for them, hidden from the general public. After work, they’d stop by the store and purchase the bottles at the legally mandated price—a fraction of the post-retail price.

    • PieInTheSky

      there should be some perks of being the king’s men

    • Not Adahn

      Next ENB column: “Why Trump Proves the Need for State-run Liquor Stores.”

    • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

      One party state, in essence. It is no wonder that we have/had a dirty Sec of State, dirty governor or three, unconsitutional laws being passed, etc.

    • Nephilium

      Here in Ohio, they do bottle “lotteries” for the rare bottles. Free to enter, and the winner selects which nearby liquor store they’d like the rare bottle to be delivered to, where they then can buy it at retail. For the uncommon bottles, they’ll announce the locations where they’ll be released a couple of weeks before they’re released.

      • robc

        I like what the liquor stores do here, and is common in many places.

        You get lottery entries based on purchases (one entry for every $100 or something). They do a quarterly drawing of X winners based on having X specialty bottles. If you win, you get to pick a bottle to purchase from the group of X.

        So the specialty bottles go to the regulars at reasonable prices.

        And the store has a way to encourage you to use your loyalty card.

      • robc

        I like that better than what I normally saw in KY, which was the store would hold back the specialties for regulars to purchase, but it wasn’t clear at all how you became a regular.

        The purchases gets you lottery tickets system is much clearer.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Democrats still love segregation.

    The University of California Berkeley proudly hosts a “black only graduation ceremony,” where participation is based on race, contradicting the very laws established during the Civil Rights movement, which vehemently outlawed racial segregation.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Vehemently?

      • The Last American Hero

        It’s like when a lawyer strenuously objects in a courtroom and the judge reconsiders.

  25. Certified Public Asshat

    Y’all there is an Instagram influencer making cutesy videos about her grandma choosing MAiD (assisted suicide). I might throw my phone out the window. pic.twitter.com/Wi7ZqXnpEf— Evie Solheim (@EvieSolheim) May 22, 2023

    No wonder grandma wants out.

    • SDF-7

      Hmm… terminal diagnosis for the grandmother. Frankly, I’m not going to criticize there — while I’m all for the state not encouraging it, I’m also okay with folks seriously mulling it over and deciding when they want to check out (I’ve thought more than once that I’d rather go peacefully than be in the “change my vegetable brain body’s messes, etc.” if it comes down to it. Says the guy hopefully nowhere near it.)

      And the comment below stating that it may well be more of a coping mechanism for the grandchild rings true for me as well. So not going to heckle.

      • juris imprudent

        The state should neither support nor prohibit it. That is the state’s proper role.

      • SDF-7

        Well sure — if you want to state things clearly without droning on and on in a overly verbose fashion and all.

      • juris imprudent

        droning on and on

        Well, someone can let the politicians speak, as long as we get to ignore them and they don’t get to put their words into action.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        An influencer is coping with grandma’s death by creating content around it. Respect the hustle.

  26. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    I think the cover image on the homepage may be photoshopped

    • SDF-7

      I don’t know… I think what u-get is what u-zi.

  27. The Other Kevin

    I talked to my middle daughter last night. (This is the one that cause the hullabaloo at Easter). For some reason we started talking about using pronouns, and she said “ugh”. I reminded her that she was all into the trans stuff at one point, and she said yes, but it’s all over the place now and it’s tiresome and cringy. So at least to her, it sounds like it was a fad and she’s over it. I hope the American short attention span kicks in, and there are many people like her.

    • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

      It sounds like the people who are REALLY into the pronoun thing are doing it in the same way that kids did goth, or whatever else was used to Shock the Normies.

      Fad, indeed. I just hope it isn’t too late for my friends daughter.

      • SDF-7

        So the tuck undergarments are the tattoo sleeves of the current generation?

      • The Other Kevin

        A lot of this is driven by TikTok, and because of that it won’t last forever. The problem is still the adults in schools and clinics indoctrinating kids and trying to turn this into a long term thing.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Yep. People who should know better are driving this clown car. As someone has said, the gay rights movement has been hijacked by cultural Marxists, and they don’t GAF about making things better.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      That was like so five minutes ago, dad!

    • Certified Public Asshat

      My niece was into the goofy shit too, I think she said she was pan?

      Anyway, now she’s married to a marine with a kid and going to church again (only 23).

    • Tres Cool

      Ive explained to Tres V 2.0 when he tells me “Dad, you wouldnt believe how many girls in my class are lesbians (he’s about to be a junior)”, “son, in 10 or 15 years they’ll be married to a dude with a kid or 2.”

      • The Other Kevin

        As hard as those clinics are trying, biology will eventually win out.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Sex drive, its what’s for culture.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Been telling my kid that (same age) since he had a girl tell him she was lesbian.

        In the 6th grade.

        Now at least 1/2 the girls in his class (small private school) say they’re something other than straight. All of them will be married in 10 years with a kid and living large.

  28. Sensei

    China’s Xi Mimics Mao’s Crisis Response in Sweeping Indoctrination Drive

    Historians say Mao used “investigation and research” as a vehicle for rectifying policy errors and shielding himself from criticism, as the campaign implied that lower-level officials were poorly informed about realities on the ground and therefore at fault for misgovernance.

    “Without investigation, one has no right to speak; without investigation, one has no authority to make decisions,” the March directive said quoting Xi, who was invoking a Mao slogan. State media recounted how Xi, since his days as a local and regional administrator, had frequently toured the grass-roots to hear directly from ordinary people.

    That should should pacify the rubes.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Hello, ordinary person! Tell me, are you satisfied with your lot in life? Please, feel free to speak, you have nothing to fear here! As long as you say exactly what I want you to, that is.

  29. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    Lots of footage of people getting the shot kicked out of them by a mob. Not sayin’ it’s an op, but…

    I think drowning those fuckers in the fountain might serve as a better deterrent. I can’t abide destruction of beauty.

    Nice song choices today. I listened to Armed Forces over the weekend – it definitely holds up beautifully.

    • B.P.

      An overlooked Elvis Costello masterpiece: When I was Cruel.

  30. Certified Public Asshat

    Why did @target hire a Satanist to design pieces for their recent "Pride" clothing line? WTF👉🏽"Satan loves you and respects who you are… LGBTQIA+ people are so often referred to as being a product of Satan or going against God's will, so fine. We'll hang with Satan instead." — Scarlett Johnson (@scarlett4kids) May 20, 2023

    ESG is a weird drug.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Satanists are always the dumbest of the bunch.

      “We don’t actually believe in Satan! It’s just a metaphor!”

      Then what’s the point? What do you believe in? Grow the fuck up.

      • Not Adahn

        There’s a cranky Irish Catholic lady over at Scott Alexander’s blog that calls Satanism “artificially flavored atheism.”

      • Sensei

        That’s good.

      • AlexinCT

        They believe in pissing off others…..

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s just kneejerk antisocietal norms, including the good ones like not grooming and banging kids, thrown in with some twisted antiChristian stuff for good measure. In other words, it’s incoherent argle bargle.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Yeah, but grifters gotta grift.

      • juris imprudent

        That was a good movie, better than The Devil’s Advocate as a Reeves vehicle. Not that I’d take it as anything other than Hollywood.

      • Michael Malaise

        Sequel may be coming. It’s actually part of the DCU.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Has the NAACP issued an advisory to black people about going to Chicago?

    • AlexinCT

      How are they gonna grift off that? Chicago is a shithole because the NAACP pushed the people that run that place into making it so…

  32. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    Since Im off tonight (this is my Friday evening)…..TALL CANS!

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Propping up the dominoes

    The United States and Papua New Guinea have signed a new bilateral defense cooperation agreement – a move that has sparked controversy in the Pacific Island nation and comes as Washington and China jostle for influence in the region.

    US Secretary of State Antony Blinken and Papua New Guinea (PNG) Prime Minister James Marape signed the pact and a maritime security agreement on Monday during Blinken’s visit to the capital Port Moresby.

    Advance text of the agreements were not released by either side, but the new defense cooperation was expected to expand US access to military and other facilities in PNG, bolstering Washington’s security ties in the South Pacific.

    Vital security interests. We’ll need those jungle airfields in WWIII.

    • R C Dean

      I look forward to PNG troops being deployed to repel an invasion of the US.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Hey, someone has to help Guam from tipping over!

      • Tres Cool

        Hank knows not to say the M-word too.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        More likely to assist in putting down an insurrection.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    In a statement Saturday, PNG framed its agreement with the US as an opportunity to advance its infrastructure and capacity for national defense at a time of growing global security concerns.

    “Papua New Guinea does not have enemies but it pays to be prepared. Territorial dispute is (imminent), as in the case of Ukraine-Russia,” the statement said.

    “This agreement is not about geopolitics but rather recognizes the country’s need to build its defense capabilities because border disputes are inevitable in the future,” it said, adding it did not preclude the government from “working with” other countries, including China.

    Ten billion bucks is ten billion bucks.

    • R C Dean

      The entire announcement could have just been shortened to “it pays”.

  35. Certified Public Asshat

    Leaked Policy Exposes Fox News Stances on Woke Ideology

    Fox News employees are allowed to use bathrooms that align with their gender identity, rather than their biological sex, and permitted to dress in alignment with their preferred gender. They must also be addressed by their preferred name and pronouns in the workplace.

    These are just a few of the policies outlined in the company handbook, dated January 2021, a copy of which was shared with The Daily Signal. Fox also offers to help employees come up with a “Workplace Transition Plan” to ease their gender transition at work.

    The revelations comes amid conservative consternation at Fox Digital’s use of activist language like “gender affirming care” in stories on its website, as well as the site’s consistent use of female pronouns for biological males like TikTok celebrity Dylan Mulvaney and swimmer Lia Thomas (formerly known as Will Thomas).

    Interesting strategy.

    • Michael Malaise

      Well, I presume these are adults, which most have fewer issues with.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        They must also be addressed by their preferred name and pronouns in the workplace.

        Ok.

  36. PieInTheSky

    BBC News has unveiled BBC Verify to address the growing threat of disinformation and build trust with audiences through transparency.

    The BBC’s Disinformation Correspondent Marianna Spring had more details on #BBCBreakfast

    https://twitter.com/BBCBreakfast/status/1660536033572794369

    • UnCivilServant

      Unless it marks broad swathes of the BBC’s own content as politically biased misinformation, I’m going to assume it’s just another propaganda tool.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Fox News employees are allowed to use bathrooms that align with their gender identity, rather than their biological sex, and permitted to dress in alignment with their preferred gender. They must also be addressed by their preferred name and pronouns in the workplace.

    How else are you going to attract the cream of the crop? Those Columbia School of Journalisming kids aren’t going to come work for a bunch of cigar-chomping troglodytes.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Headline says, “If Us Defaults on its Debts”

    What if US redirects new spending to debt service? What if, instead of shipping pallets of cash to places like Ukraine and Papua New Guinea, the Treasury pays interest due on bonds which have been sold in the past, and stops issuing new debt? What would NPR call that?

    Haha, I crack myself up?

    • Rat on a train

      It is entirely up to Biden whether the US defaults on debt payments.

    • Tundra

      The always valuable Peter St. Onge lays it all out.

      tl;dw: GOP is asshoe!

      • Tres Cool

        Why do these guys always seem to have the same tchotchkes in the background like a globe and a telescope?

      • R.J.

        Same mind, same tchotchkes.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Extreme right wing rhetoric

    Fighting recessions and inflation has become a lot more complicated lately. Beginning with the Great Recession, Washington’s discretionary fiscal policy took on a lead role in economic stabilization. In this role, it has not done well. While debates rage over when the Federal Reserve should stop its interest rate increases, the evidence is now overwhelming that Congress and the president need to get out of the stabilization business and stop trying to use the federal budget to spend our way out of future recessions.

    From a budgetary perspective, attempts to provide stimulus during the last two recessions, primarily through new spending programs, have caused an unprecedented surge in the national debt—pushing it from $10 trillion to more than $30 trillion over the past 15 years. Furthermore, the timing and magnitude of the stimulus has been a problem. The most severe example was in 2021, when legislation created much more stimulus than the economy could handle, resulting in the highest inflation in over 40 years. This decision continues to be extremely costly and serves as a reminder that economic policy needs to be much more intelligently exercised.

    ——-

    The third reason we avoided the use of discretionary fiscal policy prior to 2008 was that monetary policy appeared to be an effective means of economic stabilization. It provided quick stimulus through lowering short-term interest rates and other tools. That stimulus could be easily withdrawn when a risk of inflation appeared. It was easy to fine-tune when conditions changed. Combined with the effects of the automatic stabilizers, it seemed to be able to provide what was needed. We were having just one recession every 10 years and they were becoming milder and shorter over time.

    The conventional view changed thanks to the historically low interest rates of the last decade and a half. In the aftermath of the Great Recession, we faced a dilemma: the Fed had lowered short-term interest rates to essentially zero and could go no lower. The only way to add additional stimulus was through federal spending. We understood federal debt would greatly increase, especially with inefficient discretionary stimulus. Some experts—for example in a Brookings Institute estimate of the effects of the American Rescue Plan of 2021—warned that so much spending could overshoot the target and set off a rise in inflation. These predictions were, of course, correct.

    This turned out to be a terrible misuse of discretionary fiscal policy, and we will keep incurring the price until it stops.

    It’s a one way street. Full steam ahead.

  40. Rebel Scum

    Someone didn’t carry the one.

    The Pentagon has overestimated the value of the weapons it has sent to Ukraine by at least $3 billion — an accounting error that could be a boon for the war effort because it will allow the Defense Department to send more weapons now without asking Congress for more money.

    The acknowledgment Thursday comes at a time when Pentagon is under increased pressure by Congress to show accountability for the billions of dollars it has sent in weapons, ammunition and equipment to Ukraine and as some lawmakers question whether that level of support should continue.

  41. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    In high school I worked at an orphanage (never too early for a Glib to collect orphans) in that town in Mexico that just had that massacre. The shooters might have done it out of boredom because there is nothing there.

  42. juris imprudent

    Just in case you were unclear on his priorities.

    Trump PAC Has Now Spent More Attacking DeSantis Than Backing GOP Midterm Candidates

    • Sensei

      It’s a PAC. He has no control!

      /sarc

    • Tundra

      Is there anyone left who is unclear?

    • Fatty Bolger

      I don’t think anybody was mistaking him for Ronald Reagan.

      • juris imprudent

        I saw a headline and didn’t bother with the article, but it indeed mentioned those two and the contrast in their styles.

    • Michael Malaise

      I guessed it was an NR link.

      Never disappoint.

  43. Sensei

    Uber Puts Diversity Head on Leave After Worker Backlash Over ‘Don’t Call Me Karen’ Events

    Although the talks, part of the company’s “Moving Forward” series, were reportedly aimed to be an “open and honest conversation about race,” Uber employees said they felt they were being lectured about why the term “Karen” was derogatory and the struggles of white women. When they raised their concerns to Lee, who has been Uber’s head of diversity since 2018, she reportedly dismissed them.

    TW – Gizmodo.

    As we all know – if you are white everything is just peachy all the time.

    • R.J.

      Why is a company that makes money even doing that? All of it is irrelevant to making a buck. I know, I know. Preaching to the choir.

    • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

      The far left loves this diversity shit, and everyone else hates it.

      I was talking (ok, drinking beer) with a good friend of mine who isn’t really political, and even he was seriously annoyed by this crap. Walked out of a fire chief presentation due to someone focusing on this crap as opposed to the actual business of fire prevention, and apparently he wasn’t the only one. These are gov’t employees who tend to buy into all of this junk, as it means promotions, but nobody thinks it is worth a damn. We will see how it plays out.

    • Michael Malaise

      Karen hates being called Karen. No film at 11.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    It’s not even Memorial Day

    Chicago police report that two people have been killed and at least 20 others have been injured in shootings so far this weekend.

    A 17-year-old was fatally shot Friday evening in the 300 block of West 51st Street, according to authorities.

    Police say the teen was discovered lying between two houses just after 7 p.m., having suffered a gunshot wound to his head.

    They should ban guns.

    • juris imprudent

      Double plus ban on teenagers with guns!

  45. Sensei

    So maybe, and I’m just spitballing here, don’t consider “peer reviewed published (bullshit) research” in your admissions criteria.

    As these differentiators recede and the number of applications soars, colleges are grappling with the latest pay-to-play maneuver that gives the rich an edge: published research papers. A new industry is extracting fees from well-heeled families to enable their teenage children to conduct and publish research that colleges may regard as a credential.

    The Newest College Admissions Ploy: Paying to Make Your Teen a “Peer-Reviewed” Author

    • Gender Traitor

      Citing TikTok posts as “peer-reviewed publications” may raise a red flag or two.

      • Tres Cool

        Ive already demonstrated that Im a “published author” based on my CL posts. Not to mention winning “best of craigslist”

        Jugsy and I will have our 10 year anniversary this August.

      • juris imprudent

        I don’t know – that may be all that peer review is worth anymore.

    • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

      Anything to avoid standardized tests.

      • robc

        While they aren’t perfect by any means, they really do have a decent correlation with college success. At least for STEM majors. Who knows for others, but I bet there is a decent correlation for real liberal arts majors too.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    As these differentiators recede and the number of applications soars, colleges are grappling with the latest pay-to-play maneuver that gives the rich an edge: published research papers.

    “A Fresh Look at an Old Classic. Huck Finn was Transgender.”

  47. Sensei

    We know how the child will identify before conception!

    A professor at Albert Einstein College of Medicine who is involved in a LGBTQ+ “special interest group” claimed that parents must start including gender ideology in their families before a baby is born.

    Medical school professor says parents must implement gender ideology for babies: ‘It… starts at birth’

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Medical school professor says parents must implement gender ideology for babies: ‘It… starts at birth’

    Ban ultrasound?

  49. The Late P Brooks

    The far left loves this diversity shit, and everyone else hates it.

    There’s just something special about a “free and open conversation” which involves one party talking preaching, and everybody else shutting up and doing as they are told…

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Jugsy and I will have our 10 year anniversary this August.

    You’re a Craigslist scam artist.