Saturday evening links of healing

by | May 27, 2023 | Daily Links | 85 comments

Two days post-op.

I’m pretty jazzed. I had no idea what to expect from a total knee replacement, but this by far has been the easiest of four knee surgeries. Three days and I’m already bending to 90 degrees, and I replaced the walker with a cane today. I’ll take it.

 

Linkerdoos, anyone?

 

Oh, Ken. You took your self righteousness too far and became a target.

 

It will  be interesting to see if they can achieve their goals.

 

 

Retvrn to monke?

 

I’m tellin’ ya, ten years until we’re back to candles for light.

 

There’s hope for grosspatzer!!!

 

Okay, we’re going to end with an homage to the late Sister Wilhelmina Lancaster. This badass nun died in 2019. They just exhumed her, and the body shows very little sign of decay, even though she wasn’t embalmed.

 

“Church of What’s Happenin’ Now”

 

A look at the marvelous life of our Sister of Perpetual Motion.

 

And to finish it off, a couple of offerings from Benedictines of Mary, Queen of Apostles. Faith not required, the human voice is the greatest instrument of all.

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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

85 Comments

  1. Nephilium

    If you linked to the Sister of Perpetual Motion, doesn’t that make you a transphobe for not linking to the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence?

    Appropriate music for the question.

    It’s a holiday weekend, so the open Zoom is still running along, and I may even be able to pull myself away from Hyrule tonight to join.

    • Pat

      Appropriate music for the question.

      I was thinking of this one

      • Nephilium

        The other one I was thinking of was this one.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Hey, Neph, totally OT, but not weird for Glibz, have you ever had Echigo Beer? Claims to be Japan’s first Micro Brewery.

      • Nephilium

        I have not. I’ve had Hitachino Nest several times. While I do generally respect the earlier craft brewers, I find that I generally don’t grab them when I’m in the store (Sierra Nevada, Sam Adams, Rogue, and the like).

  2. Pat

    This badass nun died in 2019. They just exhumed her, and the body shows very little sign of decay, even though she wasn’t embalmed.

    Black don’t crack, everybody knows that.

    • Chafed

      Why did they exhume her? That seems unusual.

      • Chafed

        Thanks. I didn’t know that.

  3. Pat

    Oh, Ken. You took your self righteousness too far and became a target.

    I was just saying the other day, while there actually is “there” there, and he probably should be impeached, it’s the kind of shit that probably would have been swept under the rug and ignored if he hadn’t become a heat score and been feuding with the Republican house speaker (who conservatives were already accusing of being a simp for the Democrats before all this happened). Shit show.

    • Homple

      Can we assume that the years-long FBI investigation was totally not motivated by political considerations? Certainly they played it straight this time. Right?

    • Brochettaward

      The AG sounds scummy and criminal.

      I can’t help but think this is the sort of shit that would never happen in a deep blue state with a Democratic AG. They just stick together more like a den of cockroaches.

      • Homple

        Of course.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Until someone sensed an opportunity to whack a political rival. Which seems to be what happened here too.

      • Gender Traitor

        +1 Cuomo

  4. Pat

    the human voice is the greatest instrument of all

    Augustine considered it too great, because the skill of the singer became the object of focus and praise instead of God. It’s strange the way people can get addicted to asceticism as much as to anything else.

    • Nephilium

      The counterpoint to that was the terrible singers who use the defense that they are praising the Lord with what the Lord gave them.

      • Chafed

        Dude, I’m doing the best I can.

  5. Pat

    Nevada lawmakers introduce bill to fund new Athletics stadium

    May 27 (UPI) — Nevade state lawmakers have introduced legislation to fund a portion of the potential new MLB stadium for the Oakland Athletics.

    The bill, which was introduced on Friday, includes $380 million of public funding for the A’s proposed $1.5 billion stadium. Nevada Gov. Joe Lombardo has already announced a 30,000-seat, publicly-owned ballpark in Las Vegas.

    The Las Vegas Review Journal reported that stadium is set to be situated on 9 acres of land on the southeast corner of the 35-acre Tropicana Las Vegas site.

    “From the minute we stepped onto the Tropicana site nearly two years ago, it was immediately obvious what a fantastic fit it would be for a new A’s ballpark in Las Vegas,” Brad Schrock, the A’s director of design and owner of Schrock KC Architecture, said in a statement.

    As part of the legislation, Nevada would contribute $180 million in transferable tax credits, with half of that amount being repaid by tax revenue from the stadium.

    Clark County, where Las Vegas is located, would fund $145 million of the project. Of that total, $120 million would be generated by a special tax district encompassing the stadium.

    The stadium site would also be exempt from property taxes for 30 years.

    I guess Las Vegas has officially arrived as a major city. The crime is ticking up, the corruption is thick as London fog, the traffic is ridiculous, and we’ve now got 2 major league sports teams playing in billion+ dollar publicly-funded stadiums for which taxpayers get hosed.

    • Chafed

      Congratulations?

    • Ted S.

      the corruption is thick as London fog

      Q: Did you hear about the man who went for a walk in the London fog and was never seen again?

      A: He disappeared into thick air.

    • Grosspatzer

      They will be getting a team with a good chance to make history. Record of 120 losses appears to be in jeopardy.

    • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

      I guess there will be no more baseball in the Bay Area. If only there were more teams, they could cover that problem. Instead, they will be left with a stadium and a bunch of cheaters.

      • Gustave Lytton

        no more baseball in the Bay Area

        Bernie Sanders can finally retire!

  6. Chafed

    Feel better Spud. I hope your recovery keeps going well.

  7. rhywun

    That looks gnarly.

    I’ll stop bitching about my jerked-up back now.

  8. Sean

    Those wings are stubby, like a peguins. They don’t fly so well.

    • The Hyperbole

      Penguins are practicably chickens.

      • Sean

        Let me know when I can get spicy chunks of penguin delivered cheap.

      • Chafed

        Penguin hardest hit.

  9. Grosspatzer

    “good sex is my secret to a long life”

    Can confirm /humblebrag

  10. Grosspatzer

    Glad you are recovering well, Spud. You’ll be having good sex in no time. Live long and prosper!

    • Sean

      Are you implying he’s gonna be down on his knees?

      • Ted S.

        Are you implying you being on your knees is good sex?

      • Sean

        Not my knees, but for some people it may be.

      • Nephilium

        Is it time for cake?

  11. Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

    It shouldn’t be an issue. Just grab one of the NPR ladies, yell “strap on, Bitch!” and he’s in the money.

  12. westernsloper

    Glad the knee thing is going good for ya. After my last visit to a doctor I have avowed to never see one again. I am done with tests, electrocution, probes, needles, cuffs, machines and fat chics trying to be pleasant. The whole medical industry complex held up by tax payer dollars can fuck off. They just want you on some prescription meds or injected with something. Both of which I won’t do.

    • Sean

      Don’t hold back.
      Tell us how you really feel.

      • westernsloper

        Seriously. everyone working in every doctors office I have been to is obese. These are the people that should be giving health advice?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Electrocution?

      • Chafed

        I’m not sure WS was at a real doctor.

      • Tres Cool

        “Doc, why would you ask if Im polish?”
        “Because Im an electrician.”

  13. The Late P Brooks

    They just want you on some prescription meds or injected with something. Both of which I won’t do.

    They’re selling subscriptions to pay for medical school.

  14. DEG

    Three days and I’m already bending to 90 degrees, and I replaced the walker with a cane today. I’ll take it.

    🙂

    Best wishes.

    Destinus, a European start-up, has been developing a hydrogen-powered passenger jet that can reduce travel time from Europe to Australia to just over four hours, compared to the current 20-hour flight.

    Why does this sound like fusion? “It’s ten years away!” for quite a while longer than ten years.

    In an era of climate crisis with more intense storms and more frequent wildfires, and other disasters such as global pandemics, ham radio is becoming a tool for some who want to regain a modicum of control.

    OF COURSE! The Guardian had to mention climate change in an article on ham radio.

    • kinnath

      There is the little issue of sonic boom. The SST could only do oceanic routes because of the boom.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        We like the planes, the planes that go BOOM.

        We are KK and Tigra, and we like, the BOOM!

    • R.J.

      I yell you, they get paid for mentioning climate change.

      • Chafed

        That may actually be true.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Climate change causes pandemics?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s got what germs crave.

  15. pistoffnick

    Three days and I’m already bending to 90 degrees, and I replaced the walker with a cane today. I’ll take it.

    Attaboy! As someone who has had both knees replaced, the only advice I can give you is to schedule the pain meds. Don’t skip a dose.

    I skipped a dose (It doesn’t hurt that bad….Holy PHOCK, it hurts bad!) and could not concentrate on a MN Twins game. I still do the PT exercises 2 years after. I don’t know why I waited so long to have the surgery done.

    My left shoulder is next. And I can feel the restriction in my right shoulder increasing.

    /Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.

    • slumbrew

      /Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.

      Dun dun dun dun-dun dun dun…

      • KSuellington

        Just watched the Monaco qualy. What a show. I was hoping Alonso would take it, but that was a great fight in the end. I love the new camera angles they had for the broadcast.

      • slumbrew

        It was a wild ending; Verstappen is down 2/10ths after the first two sectors and I’m thinking , “that’s it, Alonso on pole” (which would be cool) then Max pulls 3/10ths out of the final sector – just incredible.

      • KSuellington

        Yeah Verstappen just ripped that last sector. I thought the old man had it in the bag there. Let’s see how the face goes, qualy is usually ore entertaining at Monaco but there have been some surprises there over the years.

    • Ted S.

      Isn’t the point of baseball to sleep through it?

  16. KSuellington

    That’s a pretty smooth leg there Spud. You’ll be wearing a short skirt and dancing before long.

  17. R.J.

    “Knee replacement? Oh no sir. You were in for a sphincterectomy.”

  18. slumbrew

    I’ve been ignoring the Celtics but, holy crap was that a wild finish.

    • Grumbletarian

      Unbelievable. Never expected a Game 7 after the first three games.

    • Chafed

      Are you furiously masturbating again?

      • Brochettaward

        We know he isn’t furiously Firsting with those hands, like I am.

      • slumbrew

        I put on ESPN for SportsCenter and Alabama softball is on. So… maybe

  19. one true athena

    This gives me some hope. My mom is terrified of getting surgery on her knee for her arthritis because every story she’s heard is that she’ll be laid up for months.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Athena,

      I wish that I could offer encouragement but the fact is that I was still recovering from my knee surgery six months later.

      Today, 6 1/2 years later my fake knee hurts as much as my real one.

  20. dbleagle

    In from day 1 of the three-day race around Oahu. We think we are doing well. Today for excitement I nearly ran over a whale shark. Luckily someone spotted it first and I made a minor steer correction and it just passed close aside. Pretty neat thing to see.

    • Ted S.

      Looks like you’re going to need a bigger boat.

  21. Ted S.

    Good morning, fellow reprobates!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Ted’S. How are you today?

  22. Fourscore

    Good show, Spud.

    I don’t envy you but seems like a lot of older people (my age) are getting overhauls as well

    I’ll just limp along. I’m going fishing today with 2 of my classmates. Each has a different problem but between us all we can help one another into the boat. Fish don’t seem to know the damned difference. We can get skunked with the best.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, 4(20)! Hope the fish are biting today…unless that would interrupt your fun.

  23. Fourscore

    Mornin’ GT and Ted s’

    • Fourscore

      80 % of drowning victims are adults!

    • EvilSheldon

      This does not surprise me at all. We’re two generations in to a culture of, “Avoid things you’re afraid of.”

    • Fourscore

      To Hell with the American taxpayer, we got us a deal that we can brag about at election time!

  24. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody yo

    TALL SABBATH CANS!

    • Fourscore

      Upgrade to murder, 200 hours of community service, 1/2 suspended