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  1. AlexinCT

    IRS Whistleblower’s Lawyers Meet with Congressional Investigators on Hunter Biden Tax Probe

    They are going to say there is some investigation going on and put a gag order on everyone involved to give the media cover for ignoring this shitshow.

    • R C Dean

      Eh, there are factions in conflict on this one, I would bet. It’s entirely possible the “Biden will drag us down” faction is strong enough to leverage him out of office. Maybe that will mean he resigns or doesn’t run and everybody walks, or maybe if the “We love Weekend at Biden’s” faction digs in, they will actually let this run in order to leverage him out.

      • AlexinCT

        Factions or not, these people are all about controlling perception so they can make it looks like what they are doing isn’t evil incarnate.

      • R.J.

        I just want to see the tard fight over this one. May both sides get exposed and look stupid in public. I am getting my popcorn ready.

      • AlexinCT

        Then they will “fortify” the 2024 election and give us President Fetterman and VP Feinstein.

      • juris imprudent

        Kamala screams (and cackles) in anguish.

      • Sean

        Dr. Jill ain’t done yet!

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m flummoxed on this one. It’s hard to believe anything you see, so I just find the right wing conspiracy theory and that’s usually the truth. While the DNC sees Biden as a liability, the deep state’s got to love this president. He’s not all there, and his staff is either incompetent or tied up trying to cover for his mental failings. That leaves the deep state apparatchiks finally free to do all the things they’ve wished for behind the scenes, while Biden takes the flack if any of it leaks out.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        I would say we are right in the middle of that fight, and it is pretty clear that they are evenly matched. We are seeing the results of it right now, in that poll getting published, Hunters shenanigans, and so on. The main thing keeping him in place is Kamalama-ding-dong. She is so bad at this, they cannot even wallpaper over it.

    • db

      If there were any real journalists among the large media outlets, they’d be constantly knocking on doors, making phone calls, pounding the pavement trying to find out what all this is about.

      • AlexinCT

        How does that help promote whatever narrative team blue has told them to promote?

      • Count Potato

        No one leaves their laptop.

      • The Other Kevin

        There is a huge opportunity to do actual journalism that matters right now. Too bad there are few interested in doing that, and the ones who do are labeled “white supremacists” or whatever.

  2. AlexinCT

    Biden’s Border Chief Says He Can’t Explain Border Rush

    When you are so inept and/or evil that your defense is pleading ignorance and stupidity and thinking you win the argument.

    • Not Adahn

      Does the Border Chief outrank the Border Czar? Why isn’t there a quote from her Blasianness?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Borderline Crazy outranks both of them.

  3. AlexinCT

    Airlines May Soon Be On The Hook For Delayed And Canceled Flights, Transportation Dept Says

    Step 1: airline stocks drop precipitously on fears of this event.
    Step 2: congress critters gobble up stock at bargain basement prices.
    Step 3: they decide to drop the plan.
    Step 4: The stocks now grossly undervalued soar.
    Step 5: congress critters make bank selling stock.
    Step 6: angry congress critter sicks FBI & DOJ on anyone pointing out they are a crime syndicate.

  4. AlexinCT

    GA gov. signs bill to create commission to investigate, potentially remove district attorneys

    I am pretty sure my employment contract says that if I am performing poorly or just ignoring my job, my employer can terminate my ass with prejudice. Why is this not the case for government jobs? Is it because everyone would be fired?

    • UnCivilServant

      It was an overcorrection to the previous spoils system where every position, including those that are just normal jobs, were cleaned out each change of executive.

      It’s resulted in the opposite problem.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yep, you don’t want a system filled to the brim with political cronies either but they’ve gone too far with protections. As for DAs specifically, they desperately need further accountability than the almost none they have now.

      • R C Dean

        We effectively have a system filled with political cronies now. But they are unfirable, so you don’t even get the silver lining of cleaning out the current set of scoundrels periodically. Given a choice, I think the spoils system delivers less bad results.

      • Grummun

        DA is an elected position, so the people are getting what they voted for. On the other hand, giant chunks of government are devoted to the idea that people are stupid and must be protected from their own bad decisions.

        Perhaps this commission can force an emergency election and let the people decide in the moment if they want to keep the DA?

    • pistoffnick

      …terminate my ass with prejudice.

      Like ventilate you? That seems kinda harsh. I wouldn’t have signed that contract.

      • UnCivilServant

        He just clicked “I Agree”, shoulda read it.

      • Rat on a train

        CentIPad

      • AlexinCT

        No, they basically tell me fuck off and no severance beaotch.

    • juris imprudent

      Speaking of needing to fire some people, with extreme prejudice.

      The National Institutes of Health renewed a grant to EcoHealth Alliance for research on the “risk of bat coronavirus spillover emergence” despite multiple agencies of the U.S. government embracing the lab leak theory of Covid’s origin.

      • The Last American Hero

        Evolution is a theory as well. So is the Big Bang and General Relativity.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Never admit the truth. Always double down.

    • Ted S.

      Are DAs elected in Georgia?

  5. AlexinCT

    Small Businesses Getting Crushed Under Inflation, Labor Market

    Everyone not part of the cabal is getting crushed. But that is by design. You can’t get a CBDC to control what people have and can spend, and more importantly when and on what, without first implementing total chaos and annihilation of regular people’s financial worth. The plan is to destroy what exists so everyone is in such pain that a new oligarchical hereditary class can offer them serfhood and it will seem like a great idea to the rubes.

  6. AlexinCT

    Americans Suffering Sharply Higher Levels of Financial Anxiety

    I make decent money and usually have a good amount of disposable income. But I have seen my retirement investments crash by 30-35% this year (making my plans to retire anytime soon wishful thinking), my monthly expenses go up and up every fucking time, and my wealth’s buying potential or financial options become serious liabilities. I wonder how people making less money or living on fixed income are not right now dead meat.

    • Drake

      I have no idea how a young family with kids get by these days. And the price of new cars makes my eyes water. How the hell are people paying those prices?

      • pistoffnick

        7 and 8 year loans

      • Sean

        That’s nuts.

      • The Last American Hero

        Yep, just bought a car and not only was the default on the website set for 7 years at one bank and 8 at another, but the presumption when I called the bank was 6-8 rather than the 4-5 that it used to be. They will loan you for whatever term you want, but it tells you where the typical customer that walks through the door is.

      • R C Dean

        It used to be, for decades, that 3 year car loans were the standard. I don’t even think you could get a longer term car loan. The 4-5 year loan thing came along sometime in, I dunno, the last 10 years or so?

      • juris imprudent

        Last car loan we did was 3 years – the lender was kinda flabbergasted.

      • kinnath

        Our last loan was 5 years at 3 1/2 percent just as inflation was starting to kick into high gear. It’s foolish to pay it off faster.

      • slumbrew

        I suspect the typical customer starts with “what monthly payment can I afford?” and doesn’t think about the term.

      • Tres Cool

        Since the listen to the radio all night, I hear advertisements from car dealers using just that language-
        “tell us what your monthly payment needs to be, and we’ll get you in a car! And 200% trade-in over KBB for your current car!”

        They dont tell the suckers that the trade-in is added to the principal of the loan.

    • Drake

      Does anyone think the cost of food, housing, or anything else will go down when 700,000 illegals cross the border this week? That’s the population of Denver.

      Then they say we’ll be at a sustained rate of 4 million per year. We just have to build two cities the size of Houston each year to house them.

      • Count Potato

        Well, it’s not like there is this huge homeless problem.

      • Sean

        Won’t we need to build more Home Depots too?

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM

        One of the few retail outlets I know of that could literally self-replicate.

        “Right, Corporate wants a new Home Depot near us. You two! Go to aisle 24, grab all the concrete and structural lumber and start pouring the new footings at the empty lot next door.”

      • db

        Why can’t they immigrate to China, where there’s whole cities full of empty apartment blocks for them already?

      • Drake

        The Chinese and racist and stuff and might expect them to assimilate and add value to their economy.

  7. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’
    whats goody

  8. AlexinCT

    Over and under that the people that have been stonewalling the release of the trans lunatic that killed kids at a school she once attended, apparently cause her parents wouldn’t indulge her mental disorder, and now are “helping” put out clearly bogus shit on the TX mall shooter, a clearly brown man that they want us to believe is a white supremacist Nazi, are running a psyop?

    • Sean

      It’s all lies, all the time.

    • WTF

      I’d say it’s a near certainty.

  9. waffles

    the undocumented immigrants just want to work. how can you be so cruel?

      • Rebel Scum

        ^

    • R C Dean

      *polishes monocle*

      With the greatest of ease?

      • Fourscore

        “with aplomb”

        /Fonzi

    • Grummun

      Work, like “work camp?”

    • Ted S.

      The things they say,
      They’re unbelievable.

      • Not Adahn

        Oh, bra-VO.

    • AlexinCT

      The EV electric chair boogaloo will happen. Piss off the bosses, and they will just fry your ass in your EV and have it drive you to the soilent green factory.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Pre-cooked

    • Grumbletarian

      I am wondering how much electricity that will need to constantly draw.

    • Grosspatzer

      To supply the juice for this they’re gonna need a shitload o’ dimes windmills.

    • Sean

      I’m sure that 60 seconds of charging will make a huge difference. 🙄

      • DrOtto

        What’s really going to happen is you’re going to get people with near dead batteries trying to charge in lanes traffic at slow/stopped speeds in active traffic.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Details on how the solution works exactly or how it differs from other systems for dynamic inductive charging are not mentioned in the press release. It is also not specified, for example, with what tolerance the vehicle must be moved above the ground coil – precise alignment above a charging pad on the ground is already an important factor in stationary inductive charging. The efficiency of the energy transfer is also not yet known.

      I am an EE and I’ll translate it.

      It’s bullshit.

      In order to get the required physical alignment of the resonant structures, you’d have to put the vehicle on rails. In which case, you might as well actually build some rails and transfer the electricity through them. Oh wait…

      • Sean

        Are we gonna get exploding cell phones?

        Semi serious question.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Nah. Any wireless charging structure has a transistor that controls the charging rate or shuts it off if necessary.

      • Not Adahn

        I was wondering about that, as well as laptops and a sudden acceleration at right angles to the field.

      • Not Adahn

        If the internet is translating correctly, 200kW is 268hp. Which is more than the s2000 engine put out. Surely that’s gotta go somewhere.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Into your pacemaker.

    • R C Dean

      Electricity ain’t free. How are they going to charge the EV owner for the juice they take on?

      • UnCivilServant

        GPS trackers telling them how long you’re on the roads.

      • Rat on a train

        Just raise the gas tax.

  10. AlexinCT

    I read this but I am starting to believe that the people accusing everyone that believes in some kind of meritocratic system, or more importantly that are not avidly anti-meritocratic systems, of being honkey supremacists, hate a functional system. They want to destroy all working systems so they can reduce us to serfs and the oligarchical hereditary class. And the shady thing is that most of the people supporting these evil fucks don’t realize they are the proverbial useful idiots that will be part of wave two and three when the new masters start lining their enemies up against the wall for the executions.

  11. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    • Ted S.

      Mornin’, old fart!

      • Grosspatzer

        It’s been a hectic week, I’m running out of gas. I need to eat more beans.

  12. Count Potato

    Today in actors are genius

    “‘My children are all queer,’ reveals actress Marcia Gay Harden as she raises money to fight against anti-LGBTQ legislation

    She appeared on the Drag Isn’t Dangerous: A Digital Fundraiser, which raised money to fight anti-LGBTQ legislation such as the anti-drag law that passed in Tennessee and is expected to take effect in July.

    She added, ‘My eldest child is non-binary. My son is gay. My youngest is fluid. And you know, they are my kids and they teach me every day.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12062411/My-children-queer-reveals-Marcia-Gay-Harden-raising-money-anti-LGBTQ-laws.htm

    “EXCLUSIVE: ‘A gay guy should play a gay guy’: Heartland star Aidan Moreno believes it’s no longer ‘authentic’ for a straight actor to take on an LGBTQ+ character”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12059749/Heartland-actor-Aidan-Moreno-believes-gay-guy-play-gay-characters.html

    • Grosspatzer

      “Heartland star Aidan Moreno believes it’s no longer ‘authentic’ for a straight actor to take on an LGBTQ+ character”

      Next up: cancel the romcoms of yesteryear featuring leading men of the gay persuasion. I’m gonna miss Rock Hudson.

      • WTF

        But a black woman playing Anne Boleyn? Totally cool. Because reasons.

    • slumbrew

      And you know, they are my kids and they teach me every day.

      If your kids teach you every day and not the other way around, you just might be a dope.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

      • Nephilium

        I can just imagine the social media posts:

        “TIL the stove is hot, and shouldn’t be touched!”

        “TIL that bathing suit areas are ok to be touched if you trust the person touching you!”

      • slumbrew

        The whole phrasing is the tell –

        You can certainly learn things from raising children – e.g., poop and chocolate resemble each other. But that doesn’t mean your children are teaching you anything.

      • Nephilium

        Everything I needed to know in life I learned from Caddyshack?

      • slumbrew

        I was thinking of this which struck me as one of the more realistic parenting moments on film.

      • slumbrew

        Oddly, in my head it was Leslie Mann in Knocked Up but apparently not.

      • Nephilium

        Any chocolate/poop thing to me goes right to the IT Crowd.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I had to come up with better lies than that if I was hoping to manipulate my parents.

    • slumbrew

      She added, ‘My eldest child is non-binary. My son is gay. My youngest is fluid. And you know, [I’m just thrilled by the attention that gets me]

      • slumbrew

        FIFH

    • ron73440

      She added, ‘My eldest child is non-binary. My son is gay. My youngest is fluid. And you know, they are my kids and they teach me every day.’”

      Like a vegetarian cat, we know who’s making the decisions.

    • Michael Malaise

      Well she’s not Marcia Straight Harden is she?

      • rhywun

        lol

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      She added, ‘My eldest child is non-binary. My son is gay. My youngest is fluid. And you know, they are my kids and they teach me every day.’”

      The chances of all 3 of your children being sexually divergent is exceedingly low. Anything above “0” is a rounding error. Anything below a “1” for your chances of being a narcissistic pig who uses her children to gain social recognition amongst the wine mom crowd is also a rounding error.

      In short, this is a crazy bitch who has fucked her children so she can say how accepting she is. She should be jailed.

  13. Count Potato

    “The treasurer for Kanye West’s ill-fated 2020 presidential bid has resigned – claiming in a leaked letter the rapper’s new advisor may have broken federal campaign law after his hiring last week.

    Patrick Krason made the claims in two letters of resignation – one filed to the Federal Election Commission Monday and the other sent to his old boss.

    Both leaked, the letters come a week after West made it clear that his Oval Office hopes were alive by bringing on the famously mercurial Milo Yiannopoulos as a strategist.

    Almost instantly, YE2024’s new director of political operations instituted a swath of sweeping personnel changes – which included the immediate axing of the rapper’s racist right-hand man, Nick Fuentes, as well as political advisor Ali Alexander.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12061957/Treasurer-Kanye-West-2020-presidential-campaign-Patrick-Krason-resigns.html

    Is Kanye just bored or something?

    • AlexinCT

      The dude has had his cheese slide off his cracker watching his ex bang some of the scummiest people you could imagine out there while denying him full access to his kids. I can see something like that would have a detrimental effect on people that are already suffering from some mental disorder or another to be attracted to the entertainment industry.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I ain’t saying he’s a gold digger.

    • Shirley Knott

      Manic-depressive

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Manic depression is a frustrating mess.

      • Shirley Knott

        Yes, it is. But Kanye seems to exhibit some of the signs.

  14. Michael Malaise

    Upcoming airline fiasco:

    What percentage of flights are delayed or cancelled?

    Compare that to how much ticket prices for successful flights will rise to cover these new costs, making air travel even more expensive for most.

    It’s all part of the plan to end upward mobility.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    “TIL that bathing suit areas are ok to be touched if you trust the person touching you!”

    Or if the person pays you.

    • slumbrew

      I trust this person will pay me…

      • Not Adahn

        Alwaysget the money in advance.

        – First rule of Acquisition Hoin’

  16. The Late P Brooks

    It’s all part of the plan to end upward mobility.

    I’m pretty sure that’s where we are.

    • R C Dean

      Well, they do seem to come in pairs.

    • Not Adahn

      They aren’t in pairs?

  17. Sean

    Daily Quordle 470
    3️⃣8️⃣
    4️⃣9️⃣
    m-w.com/games/quordle

    That could have gone better.

    Blossom Puzzle, May 9
    Letters: I O R S T U V
    My score: 284 points
    My longest word: 9 letters
    💮 🌺 🌷 💐 🏵 🌸 🌼 🌹 🌻

    Play Blossom:
    https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

    • rhywun

      Daily Quordle 470
      3️⃣7️⃣
      4️⃣8️⃣

    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 470
      4️⃣8️⃣
      5️⃣6️⃣

      boring

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 470
      4️⃣3️⃣
      6️⃣5️⃣

      Better.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Careening toward the Abyss

    President Joe Biden will meet with congressional leaders Tuesday as Washington scrambles to lift the debt ceiling with less than a month before the federal government is set to run out of money.

    Biden last met with House Speaker Kevin McCarthy — the California Republican whose support he will need to hike the borrowing limit in the House — in February. The stakes now are far higher than they were during their last huddle. This time, the other three top congressional leaders will attend: Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y.; Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky.; and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y.

    Lifting the debt ceiling is necessary for the government to cover spending commitments already approved by Congress and the president and prevent default. Doing so does not authorize new spending. But House Republicans have said they will not lift the limit if Biden and lawmakers do not agree to future spending cuts.

    The White House has stressed that while it is open to discuss spending cuts, it will not negotiate with Republicans on the debt ceiling. The Biden administration has said the GOP has a constitutional responsibility to raise the borrowing limit.

    I think we all know how this ends.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      a constitutional responsibility to raise the borrowing limit

      A what now?

      • Gustave Lytton

        A constitutional duty to blindly obey the orders of the executive.

      • Nephilium

        Look, if we cut a single dollar, it won’t do anything. If cutting one dollar won’t do anything, why would you think cutting more than one dollar would do something? Therefore, we need to increase spending even more!

        /remembers dumb column I read complaining about increasing interest rates to fight inflation

      • Drake

        It’s right there in the Constitution.

      • DrOtto

        It’s right under the FYTW clause. It’s written in milk, so you have to heat the constitution to read it.

    • R.J.

      Sadly yes. Game of chicken ends with Biden winning. I would rather default and implode.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It’s all kabuki theater. The debt limit will be raised. Spending will be promised to cut, but never will.

    • invisible finger

      Maybe we can just break his legs.

    • Rat on a train

      “We would rather default than cut spending.”

    • The Gunslinger

      If you have already spent $30T more than you have, then haven’t you already “run out of money”?

    • Rebel Scum

      The White House has stressed that while it is open to discuss spending cuts, it will not negotiate with Republicans on the debt ceiling.

      The debt limit is the negotiating factor.

      the GOP has a constitutional responsibility to raise the borrowing limit.

      Huh?

      • juris imprudent

        That’s why I’m ignoring this – they are all lying.

      • R C Dean

        They are saying that the 14th Amendment’s reference to the “validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned” means that the Constitutional requirement for a debt limit is a dead letter.

        Of course, to the extent it means anything in the current context, it means the feds have to pay the debt first, not last, and cut spending as necessary to ensure that happens. If it overrides anything, it overrides the budget and Congressional appropriations.

      • cyto

        I was trying to explain this to the twits over at TOS yesterday. I don’t think they got it.

        To be fair, our top officials don’t seem to get it either.

  19. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    The Stupid and Evil party is back at it like it’s 2003 again.

    https://news.antiwar.com/2023/05/08/house-republicans-demand-europe-falls-in-line-on-taiwan/

    A group of House Republicans introduced a resolution last week that would urge European leaders to affirm support for Taiwan and follow the US on its policies related to the island.

    The resolution was led by Rep. Max Miller (R-OH) and has received 30 Republican cosponsors, including Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI), chairman of the new House committee on China. The legislation is a direct response to French President Emmanuel Macron’s warning that Europe should not follow the US into a conflict with China over Taiwan.

    Miller slammed Macron in a statement on the resolution. “It is astonishing to me that the French president would even suggest siding with a communist nation over a democratic one. Our resolution asks our European friends a simple question: Do you side with Taiwan and democratic values, or with an aggressive communist power that threatens the world order?” he said.

    Meanwhile, the Evil and Stupid Party is floundering in the ME

    https://libertarianinstitute.org/news/jake-sullivan-reviewed-significant-progress-toward-yemen-peace-in-meeting-with-mbs/

    US National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan met with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, also known as MBS, and reviewed “significant progress” toward peace in the war-torn country of Yemen, Al Jazeera reported on Monday. Sullivan aimed to shore up ties with Saudi Arabia as Riyadh pursues an independent foreign policy in the region which has reportedly left the US feeling “blindsided.” In recent months, the Saudis have normalized relations with long-time adversary Tehran as well as Damascus.

    • Drake

      The Euros used to have backbones. Now they do whatever Uncle Sam tells them, regardless of how stupid or self-destructive. The rest of the world tells us to pound sand – like everyone now in the Middle East.

    • Q Continuum

      RE: Taiwan.

      Compared to Ukraine, I at least understand the strategic value of wanting to defend Taiwan. However, our warmonger class has blown such an enormous load over Ukraine, for reasons that make little-to-no sense, that I can understand why allies might be a bit more reticent about Taiwan. Especially considering that China is a much stronger opponent than Russia.

      • Drake

        Was a Chinese invasion really in the plans before we started goading them into it?

        The Russians weren’t planning to invade the Ukraine in 2013.

      • AlexinCT

        China’s CCP’s policy was to take Taiwan in the late 2030s early 2040s, through force if they had not coerced the move otherwise, and that was part of their national war plans since Xi took court in the early 2000s. Xi has recently moved that timetable up when the whole drastic demographic decline & aging coupled with being unable to hide that their economic growth claims were all bullshit started looking like China was going to have massive and likely insurmountable problems before 2030.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    “Those two are totally unrelated. Whether you pay the debt or not, doesn’t have a damn thing to do with what your budget is,” Biden said Friday. “They’re two separate issues — two. Let’s get it straight.”

    And your spending doesn’t have a damn thing to do with how much money you have.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Let me explain that to my creditors.

      • Gustave Lytton

        They just need to increase your credit line. Duh.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I voted on it and decided that they should loan me more money.

        It was my constitutional responsibility to do so.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Just tell your bank manager that you still have checks left in the checkbook.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I don’t think he’s wrong for the federal budget. The whole thing is pure fiction. It doesn’t matter what they do or have any connection with reality.

      I gave up giving even the smallest shit a couple years ago about government blowout spending or trying to pay down the debt. The GOP are just as prolific spenders as the Dems and any fiscal responsibility speech is just controlled opposition to soothe taxpayers from getting too uppity. The house of cards will collapse at some point.

      • The Other Kevin

        They all spend money, just on different things. Usually they all get what they want, which screws the rest of us.

    • PieInTheSky

      I honestly don;t get these people. why the everloving fuck would you do that? how fucking stupid do you have to be to believe you have a relationship with a cam girl whose job is literally scamming money outta suckers

      • R C Dean

        It’s probably the male version of the female belief that they can domesticate that bad boy who makes their no-no bits all tingly: “I just know I can change him”.

      • Nephilium

        “Eventually she’ll see that I’m the one.“!

  21. Certified Public Asshat

    Prosecutors: Former Bills punter Matt Araiza wasn’t present during alleged gang rape

    Araiza remains out of football despite prosecutors announcing on Dec. 7, 2022, that after conducting their own 124-day investigation that they wouldn’t press any criminal charges in the case. However, few details, let alone their reasoning or additional exculpatory evidence, was included in the initial statement.

    A fuller picture of what police and prosecutors found, however, is now available via a 200-plus page transcript of a 100-minute meeting obtained by Yahoo Sports where a deputy district attorney offered a detailed explanation to the girl and her attorneys.

    Perhaps most notably, the district attorney’s office concluded Araiza couldn’t have led the girl into the alleged gang rape because he had “left” the home at about 12:30 a.m., an hour prior to when evidence suggested the alleged gang rape would have occurred.

    “He wasn’t even at the party anymore,” deputy district attorney Trisha Amador explained to the girl. Later Amador stated of the timeline of events, “All I know is that at that point, suspect Araiza is gone from the party.”

    Took a long time to conclude he wasn’t even there?

    • PieInTheSky

      Based on that article I do not see much against the guy

      • PieInTheSky

        also in England a punter can be a slang word for someone visiting a prostitute. Or for someone engage in gambling. And a few other things.

    • WTF

      Araiza remains out of football…

      Because fuck “innocent until proven guilty”. And fuck actual evidence and the truth.

      • R C Dean

        It’s no replacement for what he could make in the NFL, but he absolutely needs to sue her and garnish her wages for the rest of her life.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        She’s 17, or was 17. Provides a twist to the entire accusation.

      • PieInTheSky

        unless hes essential it is easier for the team to cover their ass.

      • Nephilium

        No one goes to bat for a punter.

  22. Rebel Scum

    IRS Whistleblower’s Lawyers Meet with Congressional Investigators on Hunter Biden Tax Probe

    And nothing else will happen.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Listen fat, you’ll put that case in the back of the file if you know what’s good for ya.”
      -Joe Biden to the IRS head honcho (probably)

  23. Rebel Scum

    President Joe Biden’s border chief says he can’t explain why hundreds of thousands of migrants are rushing over the border he is tasked to guard.

    You invited them.

  24. The Other Kevin

    I have never watched the NHL draft lottery, but I tuned in last night. They stretched two minutes of content into thirty minutes of fluff. But the Blackhawks got the number one pick for only the second time in their history. They may not start winning any time soon, but at least it will be fun to go to games again.

    • Nephilium

      They stretched two minutes of content into thirty minutes of fluff.

      So they’re copying the NFL?

    • Tundra

      Saw that. The speculation is that they’ll go after the Bedard kid.

      But as the Wild are learning with Kaprizov, better have some studs surrounding him!

      • The Other Kevin

        Bedard is most likely the #1pick. He looks pretty great. But the GM’s comments last night indicate he knows one player is important, but not everything. He mentioned sticking to their long term plan. They have a ton of picks this year and they did last year too, so all those picks need to develop too. I’m expecting it to be like Kane and Toews, or like McDavid, where it takes 4-5 years after that #1 pick for the team to make a run.

        I’m predicting they bring back Kane next season. He’s an UFA and might give a home town discount so he can retire in Chicago. He’d be great to help Bedard develop. And right now they shed so much salary they’re dealing with the cap floor.

      • The Other Kevin

        People are saying that, but unless we have an official ball inspector check out the lottery person’s balls we won’t know for sure.

  25. Rebel Scum

    two court rulings found the extreme risk protection orders to be unconstitutional.

    How quaint.

    • WTF

      And the cops continue to ignore the rulings.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    If the U.S. were to default, gross domestic product would drop 4% and 6 million workers would lose their jobs, Moody’s projected. Even a brief default would lead to the loss of 2 million jobs, according to the data.

    In that scenario, U.S. bond ratings would be classified as “restricted default,” according to Fitch Ratings, and Treasurys would have a D rating until the U.S. could once again borrow. The Brookings Institution noted a default could lead to $750 billion in higher federal borrowing costs over the next decade — a twist given that Republican concerns about spending and debt have helped to fuel the borrowing-limit stalemate.

    Nice bit of rhetorical jiu jitsu there. It is the fault of people who want to stop limitless borrowing and spending when that unrestrained borrowing and spending causes the house of cards to collapse.

    Don’t kid yourself, Fitch. We could still borrow. People still loan money to Argentina, just not at zero interest.

    • R C Dean

      “gross domestic product would drop 4% and 6 million workers would lose their jobs”

      That’s it? Sounds like a garden variety recession.

    • Rat on a train

      The reality is there is enough revenue to cover the interest on the debt. Defaulting would be an executive decision to prioritize new spending over paying interest on the debt.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      People will die.

  27. Rebel Scum

    Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg announced on Monday that the agency introduced rules requiring airlines to reimburse customers who incur expenses due to certain delayed and canceled flights, a move which comes as the industry faces elevated demand and a constrained labor force.

    Under what authority? ///Rhetorical

    • Drake

      What if my delay is the fault of the FAA?

      • Rat on a train

        Suck it up, peasant.

  28. kinnath

    To TPTB, I submitted a short story last night.

    • juris imprudent

      Also TPTB, I just dropped another piece into the hopper.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    It is a chilly and wet morning.

    Drought and desertification have been delayed.

    • Warty

      Thiccc with three Cs.

      • slumbrew

        There is indeed quite a bit of junk in that trunk.

        She carries it well.

      • AlexinCT

        Lots of real nice jiggle.

    • R.J.

      Those responses – wow. Jump straight from wanting a safe society to guns=mass murder.

    • Urthona

      There’s a literally a video of him pushing a young woman towards the subway tracks for basically no reason.

      • Brochettaward

        Video evidence is a tool of white supremacy.

    • R C Dean

      “Well, I’ve never been murdered, so I don’t get why people are all worked up about it.”

    • Brochettaward

      Digital/polling for Dems. Contributing writer @nytopinion @slate Paydirt columnist/Money co-host. NYU j-school prof/UAW local 7902. Alabamian/Rednexican

      Even if this person had been accosted by the homeless on a daily basis for the last two decades, they’d never admit it.

      • R C Dean

        “If”?

        I wonder how many actual denizens NYC who use the subway regularly haven’t at least been in a subway car with a lunatic accosting people, even if by the luck of the draw they haven’t been personally accosted.

      • Nephilium

        Considering I’ve been accosted by homeless in CLE, I find it hard to believe someone could live in NYC and not be accosted at some point in their life.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I’ve safely ridden the subway for 23 years and my child has never been menaced by a half naked lunatic

      Very specific. Only fully clothed lunatics in her experience.

    • Fatty Bolger

      She’s lying. If you work in ANY city you will inevitably see many examples of crazy people doing crazy things.

  30. PieInTheSky

    DeSantis signs bill to ban Chinese citizens from buying land in Sunshine State

    does this pass constitutional mustard?

    • Urthona

      It’s dumb but it should.

      • R C Dean

        Couldn’t say whether it’s constitutional, but it’s stupid if for no other reason than any competent lawyer can come up with a workaround. And I say that without needing to read the new law.

      • PieInTheSky

        dijon or english?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Grey Poupon

      • PieInTheSky

        so Dijon

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yellow or Chinese, naturally.

    • Pine_Tree

      No idea the answer to your question.

      But I think DeSantis ought to get the legislature to send him a bill banning Chinese citizens from buying land in California.

      Just to screw with Newsome. Gavin likes to mess around in FL, right??

    • Fatty Bolger

      I don’t know, but I don’t like it. They have similar laws in other countries, and they always have a negative effect. And I doubt it will work anyway, they will figure out ways around it if they really want to. All it does is make it more difficult for legitimate investors, which Florida has a lot of because of all the vacation properties.

      • Raven Nation

        New Zealand banned Chinese nationals from buying real estate. Surprise: no effect on housing prices.

      • Raven Nation

        Plus, you know, hard to not see a racial component to this (if not DeSantis, then the people pushing it). If you’re going to ban Chinese, why not Russians? Not to mention those bastards from Australia.

      • Tundra

        Or the Saudis growing alfalfa in the AZ desert.

      • Urthona

        yes it’s a truly terrible idea.

      • slumbrew

        ISTR that foreign nationals can’t buy property in Mexico? Perhaps I’m mis-remembering.

      • Urthona

        Probably. These laws are very common. And always dumb.

      • AlexinCT

        Foreigners can’t buy any land in Mexico that is 50 kilometers from the coast.

      • KSuellington

        They changed the rule in Mexico. You can buy property now. Well, technically you form a corporation there with yourself as beneficiary and you get a renewable 100 year lease on the land if it’s within the coastal zone. If outside the zone you get fee simple ownership. The area we go to every year has a lot of American and Canadian second home and retiree owners.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Glad to hear they changed it.

    • AlexinCT

      They didn’t ban Chinese people from buying land in FL. Your average Chinaman can’t afford to buy anything over $1k because under that system of government only the powerful CCP party members own anything/everything of real value and hold practically all of the money.

  31. Count Potato

    “I don’t like that Lydia Tár acts like a man. Gay women are usually anxious about being seen as predatory. Even actual lesbian abusers usually have a sense of needing to hide in the shadows. Lydia feels like a straight man to me, not a gay woman. Impossible to relate to.”

    https://twitter.com/ContraPoints/status/1655415778252816384

    Um, you literally were a straight man.

    • Brochettaward

      I have no clue who any of those people are, but it led me to this tweet:

      The Allen, Texas shooter had Nazi and SS tattoos. He wrote that Josef Mengele was his “hero.” In an online screed, he wrote “this post is inspired by LibsOfTikTok,” before ranting about “drag queen story hour.” That post ended with the words “Heil Hitler.”

      It’s obvious. Libsoftiktok is a white supremacist who needs to be banned.

      • KSuellington

        It’s well known that Hitler hated drag queen story hour.

      • Michael Malaise

        Night of the long something-or-others.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I can’t unravel the social maneuvering knots these people tie themselves into. It all seems just like an incredible waste of time and effort for nothing.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Be afraid, Florida man

    Roads in Florida could soon include phosphogypsum — a radioactive waste material from the fertilizer industry — under a bill lawmakers have sent to Gov. Ron DeSantis.

    Conservation groups are urging DeSantis to veto the bill, saying phosphogypsum would hurt water quality and put road construction crews at a higher risk of cancer.

    ——-

    “Phosphogypsum contains appreciable quantities of uranium and its decay products, such as radium-226,” according to the EPA. And because the fertilizer production process concentrates waste material, “phosphogypsum is more radioactive than the original phosphate rock,” the agency notes.

    “The radium is of particular concern because it decays to form radon, a cancer-causing, radioactive gas,” the EPA adds.

    Another imaginary environmental disaster.

    • Spartacus

      Despite this, the tailings are simply piled into open-air mountains and left there.
      If there were a real danger from radioactivity, it seems that someone would have required them to at least be buried a long time ago.

    • R C Dean

      “appreciable”

      SCIENCE!

  33. Rebel Scum

    Small Businesses Getting Crushed Under Inflation, Labor Market

    But the small businesses entrepreneurs that are entrepreneurial are entrepreneurial businesses that are small. ///Kamala

    • The Other Kevin

      The Biden twitter account is touting his support for small businesses this week. I finally muted it.

  34. PieInTheSky

    Man the warriors stink. Lakers gonna probably do it in 5.

    I am annoyed at the nuggets should have won yesterday. They might have blown it.

    New York is probably out.

    Philly celtics… tough one but might go to 7.

    • Grumbletarian

      After the way the Celtics gave away Game 4 (tie game in regulation and we get the last shot? Last second THREEEEE!!! Down by 1 in OT and we get the last shot? Last second THREEEE!!!!) I hope they lose the next two and get to spend a year thinking about exactly how and why they lost. Get Belicheck to teach these idiots about situational basketball.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      The Warriors can beat any team out there. They can also lose to any team out there. It’s been a weird season for them.

      • Not Adahn

        It all depends on whether or not they come out and play.

  35. Rebel Scum

    Gotta watch out for those Mexican white-supremes.

    Bellingcat reporter @arictoler found an Odnoklassniki profile named “PsycoVision 5” that matches the Texas shooter’s description.

    The contents include journal pages, Nazi symbology, guns, discussion of suicide, and the overall profile of a psychopath.

    I don’t think that is the same guy.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It isn’t, the Bellingcat “reporter” is either blind, stupid, or a liar.
      (It’s the latter)

      • Shirley Knott

        I suspect it’s the latter two.

      • Count Potato

        It’s good enough for Ben Collins, so it has to be true.

    • Brochettaward

      Facts based journalism is a tool of white supremacy. The only important thing is that the Allen shooter being a Nazi feels right.

    • juris imprudent

      YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND THE POWER OF THE NARRATIVE!!!

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      But it matches his description. That’s close enough.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Critics of the new legislation are urging DeSantis to use his veto power.

    “Using radioactive phosphogypsum in roads is not a solution to the fertilizer industry’s toxic waste problem,” the Center for Biological Diversity and more than 30 other groups said in a letter to the governor. “Florida should not be a test subject in the industry’s reckless experiment.”

    The groups say the fertilizer industry has already shown it can’t adequately manage more than 1 billion tons of waste currently stored in Florida.

    The obvious solution is to ban agriculture.

    • juris imprudent

      Haha – radon gas huh, like what comes out of the earth naturally and is only a problem if it collects inside your weather-tight and super-insulated house.

  37. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    Americans Suffering Sharply Higher Levels of Financial Anxiety

    I think they could remove the word financial. Sweet Jesus, I haven’t seen people wound this tight since the dark days of covid.

    Thank God we don’t have a border crisis, though.

  38. Rebel Scum

    Go fuck yourself and die in a ditch, you dishonest cunte.

    Raskin:.. are we going to become a country where the foot soldiers and the lower down ringleaders go to jail, but the masterminds and the real ringleaders at the top skate away free or go golfing in Scotland or Ireland? That is the big question.

    • Brochettaward

      In 2020, Donald Trump told The Proud Boys to “stand back and stand by.” He gave these thugs marching orders. But in the grand scheme of things, these racists in ties are just minnows. Time to indict the big whale. And that’s Trump himself. The buffoonish mastermind of it all.

      My memory may not be perfect, but this was during a debate after Trump specifically said he had nothing to do with the Proud Boys and where Biden was demanding that he tell them not get violent. So he said sure why the fuck not and Proud Boys, if you’re listening yada yada.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        This is really the angle they’ve been going for all along and, if they get a DC jury, he’ll be convicted. It sucks, it’s horseshit, it’s tenuous and unprecedented, but there you go.

      • R C Dean

        I’m still trying to figure out how “stand back and stand by” is an order to invade the Capitol and take over the government.

      • The Other Kevin

        Trump really meant the opposite, and the MSM has cracked his secret code.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        According to people familiar with his thinking.

  39. PieInTheSky

    A new study confirms an old idea in psychology: that it’s possible to implant false memories in people’s minds. The finding highlights concerns about eyewitness testimony and whether police and lawyers can inadvertently implant false memories in witnesses

    https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/1655734916498489344

    • slumbrew

      Tooky Amirault waves “hi”

      • robc

        My first thought.

        Well, amongst a handful of similar cases.

    • Mojeaux

      whether police and lawyers can inadvertently implant false memories in witnesses

      Since when has it been inadvertent?

      • db

        ^
        | This, right here

    • Spartacus

      This has been known for a long time: https://www.npr.org/transcripts/557424726
      Elizabeth Loftus was one of the few psychologists to speak out during the whole repressed memories of abuse scam in the 1980s.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Inception is real.

    • The Other Kevin

      There have been a few other studies about this. Our memories are not static like a photo, they can change and we regularly incorporate other information, but even so we are 100% of our memories.

  40. DEG

    The case appeared to quietly stall until an IRS whistleblower alleged the improper politicization of a tax probe into the president’s son.

    Is there proper politicization?

    New York has conducted a major expansion in the filing of red flag law orders at a time when two state Supreme Court justices have ruled them unconstitutional.

    You know the NY Supreme Court is a trial court? The highest court in NY is the Court of Appeals. Actually, I think the writer might actually know that as later the writer talks about the rulings being appealed.

    Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg announced on Monday that the agency introduced rules requiring airlines to reimburse customers who incur expenses due to certain delayed and canceled flights, a move which comes as the industry faces elevated demand and a constrained labor force.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    • juris imprudent

      Is there proper politicization?

      Of course there is, and you know what it is (and who it impacts).

  41. Rebel Scum

    MSM is going all in on this retardation.

    A social media page appearing to belong to a gunman who killed eight people at a Dallas-area outlet mall had shared extremist beliefs with rants against Jews, women and racial minorities posted since September, as well as posts about struggling with mental health.

    Mauricio Garcia, 33, maintained a profile on the Russian social networking platform OK.ru, including posts referring to extremist online forums, such as 4chan, and content from white nationalists, including Nick Fuentes, an antisemitic white nationalist provocateur.

    Sure, the Mexican white-supreme Russian asset…

    • Urthona

      Why the fuck would he be posting on Russian social media?

      • R.J.

        He works for Biden?

      • R C Dean

        Because it’s easier for disinformation operatives to create a fake account there without having its digital breadcrumbs show its an op?

        Oh, were you referring to the shooter, or the Bellingcat guy who “discovered” the account?

    • juris imprudent

      Doing the jobs that white Americans won’t!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      4chan an extremist online forum? Balderdash and poppycock: sure they’re present but they don’t define it just like all social media sites.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Mauricio Garcia and Nick Fuentes sure sound like supremely white names, don’t they?

      It’s almost like they’re gaslighting us or something.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Baby raper

    TEXAS REP. BRYAN Slaton — a Republican known for introducing far-right legislation, including an anti-“grooming” bill to ban children from attending drag shows — resigned on Monday after a panel found he had an inappropriate sexual relationship with a 19-year-old intern.

    A nineteen year old woman is a helpless child, incapable of making decisions and cannot be permitted to act (for better or worse) on her own in initiative.

    At this point, I couldn’t give a fuck less about the backstory. Our American Taliban are in charge.

    • Brochettaward

      I’ll reserve judgement until I see pictures of the 19 year old intern.

      It’s not a good look, but I’m going to guess that the gotcha’s the other side could throw at the left here are far worse because it’s like actual no-shit pedophilia.

    • kinnath

      We got married and started a family at 19. Young and stupid? Yes. Incompetent to make decisions? No.

  43. PieInTheSky

    Happy Anniversary to the Anglo-Portuguese Alliance, formally confirming an already strong relationship, with the Treaty of Windsor #OTD in 1386.

    The oldest continuous alliance in human history. Long may it continue!

    https://twitter.com/jhallwood/status/1655880444376764419

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Let that be a warning to you Spain…don’t get too uppity.

  44. PieInTheSky

    A campaign worker for One PA, a progressive political group backing Philadelphia mayoral candidate Helen Gym (D), shot & killed a fellow campaign worker while canvassing on behalf of Gym. Gym is running for Mayor on a progressive soft on crime platform.

    https://twitter.com/RRHElections/status/1655789700232216576

    should an unfortunate incident like this be used as a political point or is it in poor taste?

    • Shirley Knott

      There’s no such thing as poor taste in politics. Heck politics never rises to the level of ‘in poor taste.’

    • juris imprudent

      Lefties with guns – that’s a twist on get out the vote operations.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If you’re canvassing neighborhoods for votes in Philly you’re stupid if you don’t have one.

      • juris imprudent

        Apparently the shooter was the one with a legit carry, and he was defending himself.

      • R.J.

        Wow. So what if some poor rando shut the door on the (now deceased) lady? Would she have shot through the door at them in anger?

      • R C Dean

        If you’re in Philly, you’re stupid if you don’t have one?

  45. The Late P Brooks

    ISTR that foreign nationals can’t buy property in Mexico? Perhaps I’m mis-remembering.

    I had some friends who had a vacation house (shack) in some Mexican beach town. I think they said they could own the building, but the land could only leased; from the government, or maybe a private citizen I cannot recall.

    • Tundra

      I think you can get a really long lease for the land. 100 years?

      I’d still consider it.

      • KSuellington

        Yup, it’s a 100 years’ lease on the coast, supposedly renewable. Property taxes are also very low in Mexico so I’d say that’s just as good as “owning” most land in the US.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Slaton was accused last month of having “sexual relations” with a young intern he invited to his apartment in Austin, with The Texas Tribune reporting that he drank alcohol with the underage subordinate. The bipartisan House committee determined this was, in fact, the case, writing that the lawmaker “engaged in inappropriate sexual conduct with a subordinate.”

    The horror.

    The HORROR.

    • Tres Cool

      See? I never banged any of my female employees until after they’d left the company. Duh.

  47. Tres Cool

    Ted S. on May 9, 2023 at 7:42 am
    The things they say,
    They’re unbelievable

    WRT to the EMF induction charging comment…..cant someone give Teds’s an award ?

  48. The Late P Brooks

    I think you can get a really long lease for the land. 100 years?

    Yeah, I think they said 99.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    radon gas huh, like what comes out of the earth naturally and is only a problem if it collects inside your weather-tight and super-insulated house.

    That’s the stuff. And the remediation process consists of venting it to the outer atmosphere. But don’t drive over that “radioactive” pavement, or you’ll die a horrible death.

    • juris imprudent

      Well, they know their audience is scientifically illiterate and easily frightened by RADIOACTIVE!

      • Nephilium

        Do you want giant ants? Radioactivity is how you get giant ants!

        I wonder at times how many people pick up their science knowledge from 50’s monster movies, comics, and the like.

      • Shirley Knott

        Well, they killed irradiation of for sterilization purposes on just those grounds. How many food poisoning cases, to say nothing of deaths, would have been prevented?

      • Shirley Knott

        ‘…of *food* for…’

      • Nephilium

        One of my favorite scenes from 28 Days Later is when they’re looting the grocery store, and see the irradiated fruit sitting there pristine and unspoiled next to the rotted fruit (yes, I know that wouldn’t be accurate, but I can still like it).

    • Brochettaward

      I think the problem is that a lot of women, like a lot of people, are just stupid.

  50. Rebel Scum

    But the state can leak as it pleases.

    The New York state judge presiding over the criminal hush money case against Donald Trump issued an order Monday restricting the former president from posting about some evidence in the case on social media.

    Judge Juan Merchan largely sided with Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg by limiting what Trump can publicly disclose about new evidence from the prosecution before the case goes to trial.

    The order says that “any materials and information provided by the People to the Defense in accordance with their discovery obligations … shall be used solely for the purposes of preparing a defense in this matter.”

    • Brochettaward

      If I were Trump, I’d say and do whatever the hell I wanted and dare the judge to act. Especially as campaigning ramps up.

      • R C Dean

        My argument would be that any leaks of information make it fair game, as the order cannot be read to apply to information in the public realm, but only to information provided to the defense as part of the discovery process. So, when the prosecution leaks, the order no longer applies to the topic of the leak.

        Pick a fight on this one, Donald. A gag order on a Presidential candidate is federal, and will go up the chain quickly.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      And all of the hockey players and fans really piled on him for this take.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        All of the media matter hockey fans.

  51. Count Potato

    “One of the suspects in the murder of Chicago police officer Aréanah Preston over the weekend was arrested three times on gun charges in the span of a year (as well as another for pushing his mother down the stairs)

    Two were dropped and one of them resulted in probation and community service.

    Now a woman is dead.

    Before we talk about taking guns from law abiding Americans, maybe left-wing politicians should start enforcing the ones on the books.”

    https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1655691411348439044

    anarcho-tyranny

    • Brochettaward

      It’s enough to make a sane man wonder if the point isn’t to disarm the law abiding and keep the criminals armed.

      • juris imprudent

        You’ll do as you’re told, won’t you – you wouldn’t want any unfortunate encounters would you?

      • Tundra

        How is it any different than what the Bolsheviks did? Free the thugs and drop the hammer on normies.

      • EvilSheldon

        That’s basically what anarcho-tyranny is.

    • KSuellington

      The left has gone all in on point of purchase laws for firearms while simultaneously pushing for more leniency on gun crimes. If you took their position and applied it to vehicles, we would be making it very hard to purchase a car, but easing penalties for reckless driving offenses and expecting auto deaths to decrease.

      • EvilSheldon

        They – the smart progs – are not expecting ‘firearm deaths’ to go down.

        They don’t want a solution. They want to ban guns.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    D O A

    “Gov. Polis will continue his fight to better protect the property rights of homeowners and make Colorado more affordable to purchase or rent homes because changing the status quo isn’t easy,” Conor Cahill, a spokesman for Polis, said in a written statement Monday night. “He is deeply disappointed that politics and special interests continue to delay delivering real results for aging Colorado seniors who want to downsize, young families who want to live close to their work and the communities where they grew up, and businesses struggling with workplace shortages because of artificially high housing costs.”

    ——-

    The governor promised to address the state’s lack of affordable housing during his State of the State address in January kicking off the 2023 legislative session, hinting at a policy that would usurp local governments’ ability to stop multifamily housing.

    “This is far beyond just a local problem,” he said in the speech. “We have to break down government barriers, expand private property rights and reduce regulations to actually construct more housing to provide housing options at a lower cost so that all Coloradans can thrive.”

    In March, that policy was introduced.

    The 105-page bill proposed what would essentially be an end to single-family zoning in much of the state, forcing cities and town to let duplexes, triplexes and other multifamily housing with up to six units on residentially zoned land. It also would have barred prohibitions on accessory-dwelling units, also known as ADUs or “granny flats.”

    I am all in favor of abolishing single use zoning, but this seems like a ham fisted knockoff of a bad California plan.

    • slumbrew

      The problem is that it’s a short step from:

      let duplexes, triplexes and other multifamily housing with up to six units on residentially zoned land

      to

      require duplexes, triplexes and other multifamily housing with up to six units on residentially zoned land

  53. Count Potato

    Decent thread here:

    “Transheuser-Busch is still scrambling over the Mulvaney beer can as sales continue to tank. But it’s caught between a rock of customers and a hard place called “GARM,” a WEF-backed operation which was subpoenaed Friday by @Jim_Jordan
    and the House Judiciary. Here’s why:🧵”

    https://twitter.com/michaeljknowles/status/1655660155134943250

  54. Evan from Evansville

    Last day of vacation, but deadline isn’t until 2pm on Friday.

    Haven’t done anything for it but get ideas. Spent yesterday with youngest nephew at the zoo w my parents. He’s oddly the one of three that strongly see myself in. He’s got all my little quirks and I’m sure I’m projecting. Love does that.

    I’ll try to be good today. I doubt I will be. Quite torn about new profession. All the help in the world. Writing is certainly my selling point. The total lack of a schedule is maddening.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    The House sent Senate Bill 213 back to the Senate on Friday. The chamber had the option to vote on adopting the House amendments, adhering to its version of the bill or asking for a conference committee.

    Instead, the Senate let the bill languish and eventually die on the calendar.

    “I’m incredibly disappointed,” Jodeh said in an interview Monday. “I think we had an amazing path to pass a bill that addressed our housing shortage, affordable housing, transportation, sustainable growth — addressed our climate issues. And, unfortunately, the House and the Senate didn’t see that path forward as the same path. And here we are.”

    Jodeh said “the Senate fell short.”

    Bummer.

    • R C Dean

      Wouldn’t Polis, who I’m told is a raging libertarian, just have vetoed it anyway?