I’m fine with this, I don’t care. Rich and famous men are rich and famous in order have sex with women they wouldn’t be able to with they were not rich and famous. And her dating history suggests she loves having sex with the elderly rich. But… I think we should look at Al’s record of reproduction.
Um. OK. Not great. But the first kid is a bit of a crapshoot, let’s be honest. And her mother was a mere civilian, famous-adjacent at most.
Oh, wait. No. She was gorgeous in her youth.
Let’s move on.
This is what Al did with Beverly D’angelo’s DNA.
This is Beverly D’Angelo
Not great work, Al.
Hopefully this grandpa-fucking Kuwaiti heiress can do something with Al’s scrotum-goop these two beautiful ladies could not.
A very insightful video essay on a body horror sub-genre. I really like his videos. And he discusses one of my favorite obscure movie, Altered States (1980).
Hundreds compete in famous cheese-rolling event in Gloucestershire
Hundreds of people hurled themselves down Coopers Hill in Gloucestershire today for the world-famous cheese-rolling event.
The winner was even knocked unconscious while running down the hill chasing a 3kg (7lb).
People arrived at the hill near Brockworth hoping to see a spectacle, as competitors prepared to chase the wheel of Double Gloucester.
There had been concerns raised over the safety during the race with emergency services confirming that they would not be present at this year’s event.
The female race was won by Delaney Irving, who was actually knocked unconscious at the finish line.
The 19-year-old told ITV News West Country: “I decided yesterday that I would do the race and then I started running.
“I remember hitting my head and now I have the cheese. I kind of blacked out for most of it.”
Posting about her win on social media, she said she had only realised she had won the race when she woke up in the medical tent.
“Every man dies. Not every man really lives.”
She got that cheese. Does anything else really matter?
“I’m fine with this, I don’t care.”
I don’t either, and there hasn’t been much outrage about it either.
I also kept reading “Al” as “AI”.
Wife material?
She got that cheese. Does anything else really matter?
No.
So close, no matter how far
Couldn’t be much more from the havarti
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters
Bravo!
Is that from the Yellow Album?
Is she gouda looking?
Having good looking offspring is a top priority when push comes to chevre.
Wasn’t that a Paul Simon song?
Maybe Al’s kink is watching really ugly dudes bang his wife?
I should probably volunteer.
I travel in the octogenarian circles. I think the pool boy has a smile on his face in the morning. Looking at the previous family those kiddos don’t look Italian.
“There had been concerns raised over the safety during the race…”
I thought that was the whole point of the race.
It’s probably against the rules to bring a toboggan.
Say hello to my little friend always gets the ladies hot and bothered.
Beverly D is one hot number. Al must have an extended family where he is the looker with the recessive genes.
Love and Rockets was great in concert two weekends ago. They still have it, quite a good mix of psychedelic and glam rock and roll. The only down side was they were seriously under powered on the PA level. Gary Numan was on before them and had so much more sonic power.
I have to find that tour! Would love to see them again. My first concert in high school was Love and Rockets/Pixies.
Dope mix.
Sounds like a great show.
Is Al Pacino really considered that good looking?
He was pretty handsome in The Godfather.
He never did anything for me, even as a young man. That said, I think Tommy Lee Jones is hella attractive. Notice I did NOT say he was good looking.
That song is like a religious experience. I think it’s their best. It’s also one of the few songs I can play on guitar.
When you’re down
It’s a long way up
When you’re up
It’s a long way down
Superb.
Love & Rockets is just Bauhaus w/o Peter Murphy.
And if they were Vitamin D deficient, they would be…..Love & Rickets.
/shows myself out
Oof, community noted.
Trump nominated the guy in the first place. The Trump War Room account may want to rethink this one a bit…
I am sure he did look like a good choice originally.
I’m sure the little swamp creature RINO’s Trump surrounded himself with were big fans and made a very good case to Trump why this guy would be different than the last guy.
Trump’s biggest mistake was basically letting McConnell and his ilk staff his administration.
Agreed.
His confirmation was uncontroversial. The 5 votes against him were all Democrats.
This – what a reverse own there. And Trump could have fired him at any time over the next 3 years.
Trusting insider finks and his son-in-law really was his downfall.
‘Trump could have fired him at any time over the next 3 years.’
Exactly, what a maroon. It is one thing to get hoodwinked in regards to someone’s character but if you actually have the means to switch them out, it’s really all on you.
The House votes to confirm the FBI director?
Well…he was going to run for the Senate and that is just like voting for his confirmation.
I am starting to think Old Man is right. Time to start polishing off the term Madame President
At this early point, my money is on the bag of hair gel from CA.
God save us if that guy gets in the White House.
The Hair Gel That Walks Like a Man certainly thinks he’s running, and he wouldn’t be making a move without approval, imo. My guess is Biden/Newsom on the expectation that Biden will die in office. If I was plotting this novel, Kamala would be shot by some Patriot Front sacrifice play, but it’s probably easier to dump a scandal in the news to get rid of her.
Her rise to political prominence atop Willie Brown’s penis wasn’t enough scandal to do her in. What else they got?
She makes HRC look likable in comparison?
Her rise to prominence atop his prominence was what got her in though, so that was never gonna work.
Mistreating her staff, maybe? there’s already been articles about that. Get somebody to file harassment or something like that against her, they can drop her from the ticket. it just seems easier to manufacture something Biden can use as an excuse to drop her, and then shut her up with some payola. Otherwise I gotta think she’d demand something pretty big to leave quietly.
She’s your next president. Team Blue has already jettisoned debates, so when she steps in after Joe’s departure (one way or the other), she will be anointed.
James O’Keefe interviewed RFK, Jr. Trailer at the tweet, full interview is only available to those that subscribe to O’Keefe Media podcasts.
Artillery Salmon.
Dammit. I should have saved the image.
Found.
God, I love that song. And Daniel had the greatest hair.
It was really a good hair decade.
I don’t give a fuck about AP knocking up a 29 yo, but the prude part of my character thinks it’s kind of shitty to do to a kid.
Yes
Yes
Yes. He is unlikely to live to see his kid turn 10. That seems really questionable to me.
I have been on a huge Bauhaus kick lately, so that music choice is just right. Seriously, my doctor mentioned that Kevin Haskins was DOING his friends 50th, Love & Rockets played in Portland the other night… They have just been everywhere.
DJ not doing.
“Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter Juan Carlos Formell dies aged 59 after suffering a heart attack onstage during his NYC show”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12144763/Grammy-nominated-Juan-Carlos-Formell-dies-aged-59-suffering-heart-attack-onstage.html
RIP
Poor guy. At least he made it off stage. He didn’t do a Tiny Tim. I blame those skin tight dress pants.
Or a clot shot.
“EXCLUSIVE: Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein continued to ‘entertain’ up to SEVEN young girls a day – and was so obsessed with their teeth he had a dentist’s chair at his mansion and forced them to go to an orthodontist, his private diaries reveal
Jeffrey Epstein continued meeting dozens of young women after his sex crimes conviction with up to seven girls visiting him in a single day, his private calendars reveal.
And the teeth-obsessed pedophile – who had a dentist’s chair in his Florida home and another on his Caribbean island – often sent the women to a Manhattan orthodontist, the documents show.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12144853/Jeffrey-Epstein-entertained-seven-young-girls-day-private-calendars-reveal.html
Do those same diaries tell us anything about who else spent time with these girls?
Yes, but nothing conclusive.
Pshaw! Ignore that and look over here! Elon Musk hailed as ‘Brother Ma’ during a trip to China, where he’s been lavished with a 16-course meal and treated like a king
There’s no more Putin…the CCP is about to be the next big thing. And since China provides a lot of our crappy consumer goods, they can be the next devil in the media.
“Elon Musk received a 5-star welcome during a surprise trip to China as the nation….”
Im curious about the journalize-img here- Whats a “5 Star welcome? Whats a 4 star? Are we doing YELP! reviews?
Yelp keeps deleting my review of Hotel California.
He’s the richest guy in the world and has significant investments in China. Obviously, the only reason he would be wined and dined is he is Xi’s cockholster.
“Harry Pothead and the psychedelic mushrooms! US government will be quizzed in court over Prince Harry’s visa application after he admitted to abusing drugs in memoir Spare”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12142787/US-government-appear-court-Prince-Harrys-visa-application.html
I knew a rave promoter named Harry Pothead. He probably did mushrooms.
Not a fan of revealing private details of people, but at the same time I don’t really want any British royalty allowed to set for on our soil.
I saw Altered States back when I was in high school. I should probably watch again. Came out about the same time as “Scanners”. Both good creepy sci-fi.
Does anyone else think Mark Zuckerberg looks like H.P. Lovecraft?
Or somebody who’s soul was destroyed by one of Lovecraft’s monsters.
the real one or the robot?
“North Korea’s Kim Jong Un now a 308-pound insomniac in a ‘vicious cycle’ of smoking and boozing: spies”
https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/kim-jong-now-a-308-pound-boozer-with-severe-insomnia-spies/
That’s 2.7 Kim Kardashians.
He’s one of us?
The right size for Tres.
Lol. He’s the right size and his breasts are small enough. Tres may fall in love.
In prison he’d get titty-fuck fo’ sho’
That doesn’t look like 308 pounds.
He misses Trump.
It’s because he’s so lonely.
Ronery*
BOOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ
That scene is amazing. The Hummel collection makes me lol every time.
308 pounds is more like 7.62 Kardashians.
I am in the process of establishing a Quick Firsting Force that can respond in real-time to the Firsting needs of the Glibertariat. They will be tasked with the all-critical task of inserting key, and most important timely Firsts into the Firstline to stave off catastrophic seconding levels. They will be primarily focused on making up for the seconding of UCS, The Hyperbole, and Count Potato, though not limited to just offsetting those three culprits.
Be advised.
Do you know who else liked to insert fists?
Pierre Poilievre actually went there
For those who don’t get the reference:
There has been a long-running unconfirmed rumour that
@JustinTrudeau
was forced to leave his teaching position because of an inappropriate relationship he had with a student that resulted in the student signing an NDA.
The story had been reported in an objectively fake-news website called the Buffalo Chronicle. But it had been reported elsewhere as well.
To everyone in the political world, it seemed to be a Harvey Weinstein-esque open secret. And here
@PierrePoilievre
seems to be sharing that open secret quite loudly or, at the very least, repeating the rumour.
One aspect of the parliamentary system I am insanely jealous of is that we don’t get to trot the president out and make him defend himself in front of Congress. Let the opposition take shots at him and humiliate him. Our presidents end up on a pedestal where they don’t ever have to be involved in an adversarial interaction publicly.
Yes. I would also like to see on-floor fisticuffs come back.
Or Andrew Jackson whaling on people with a hickory stick.
“Meet Mister Thwackum”
Wasn’t always that way. Back when we were a Constitutional Republic, Presidents were more like employees in charge of security and foreign relations. James Polk would spend an afternoon every week at a desk on the White House lawn hearing requests from whoever showed up. He was old school, so he usually said “no” then “piss off” if they had a problem with the “no”.
Of course Polk was also a bit of a swelled head. First Lady (no Doctor)Sarah Polk instructed the Marine Band to play “Hail to the Chief” whenever Polk entered an official function, an imperial flourish which still is practiced (“Hail to the Thief” would be more appropriate.)
Does anyone know what tomorrow night’s movie is?
Also, our calendar looks pretty empty. Maybe I should just write stupid shit as filler?
I wrote some stupid shit! It already got published. I think it looks bare because Swissy is taking a few weeks off. It is up to Others to schedule.
The movie this week is OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies
Trailer Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T641no0uec
Tubi Link
https://tubitv.com/movies/709455/oss-117-cairo-nest-of-spies?start=true
OK, thanks 🙂
Ive got a stupid article I plan to write up this afternoon. Data already collected, now I just need words.
Words to memorize, words hypnotize
Words make my mouth exercise
Words all failed the magic prize
Nothing I can say when I’m in your thighs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHapDS2fcFE
I hate that I dont hate myself for liking that stupid song.
I think the Bee lurks here.
Political Analysts Confirm That Chris Christie Will Eat The Competition’s Lunch
I’m in the camp it’s an active poster not a lurker
Maybe. A bunch of those puns look verbatim.
It’s not Swiss though.
Wouldn’t rule it out. Could be like the anti-homo preachers that get caught with male prostitutes.
Missed how he once slurped Obama.
This franchise is still dead.
If it wasn’t before, fat lesbian April should kill it
looks like someone uploaded it before the kid was done coloring it all the way with his crayons
I thought of the porn star April O’Neil.
In case you missed it, he has one downthread: https://twitter.com/InternetH0F/status/1663985360303423488/photo/1
That story is at least 40 years old.
We call those “faith promoting rumors” in my church, aka “urban legends.”
Oh. Joke’s on me.
“Thankfully they both died.”
Surprise
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives on Tuesday released clarification for gun owners and potential gun owners with Minnesota’s recreational cannabis bill officially signed into law.
According to the ATF’s St. Paul Field Division, the Federal Gun Control Act of 1968 prohibits anyone who is an unlawful user of any controlled substance – as defined by the later Controlled Substances Act of 1970 – from “shipping, transporting, receiving, or possessing firearms or ammunition.”
Despite the recreational cannabis bill being signed into law in Minnesota, a current user of cannabis is still, under federal law, defined as an unlawful user of a controlled substance.
It’s for your own good.
Its built-in. Feature, not bug.
Now do Hunter Biden.
My guess is the govt is going to say an ATF canine ate that 4473.
10 minutes ago something caught my eye outside on the step, I thought it was a dog, but noooooo, it was a short guy in a black fur coat. He checked out some empty trash cans that I was using in the garden, walked down the driveway, went to the gate on my garden, walked around the fence and disappeared into the woods. Not a big feller, 125-150ish, I’d guess.
He didn’t look at the bees, I’m guessing he’d been there and learned how an electric fence works. I had just came in the house 10 minutes before from cutting grass.
The way he checked the trash cans I’m guessing that’s how he eats.
That’s both odd and sad.
*psst*
he’s not talking about a human.
He knows. Bears are kind of dopey losers.
Heh, went over my head too.
Yeah, I thought “that’s weird, I thought Fourscore lived far enough in rural areas to not have any homeless around.”
The fur coat comment and the bees comment should’ve clued me in
You know how we don’t kink shame? The ridiculous deserves ridicule.
https://twitter.com/JustinWhang/status/1663574483628613634
https://apnews.com/article/danny-masterson-guilty-verdict-rape-4c60cc1031e917fc52c05238a22cc1ad
I’m not sure how I feel about these ancient rape accusations that are now the new new thing.
But the issues with Scientology silencing critics and the heinousness of the crimes give me pause.
Yeah I’m going to have to respectfully decline to comment on this. WhoTF knows what really happened?
Very much so.
The way he checked the trash cans I’m guessing that’s how he eats.
It’s a pic-a-nic basket desert!